Enkidu Loli voice acting thread, you know the game, roll a 5.
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/164/
I know you don't care but here it goes
roses are red
violets are blue
If i was a car
would you call me nii-san?
>>707074710
forgot pic
I want a kiss.
>>707074811
hey anon, i also want a kiss but we never get what we want. nice dubs
so enkidu, if 5 you gotta tell me a short story
Give me a salad
chop suey
reroll chop suey
>>707075645
guess that's a winrar
>>707074373
>Welcome to horror funhouse course.
>Good job.
>Well done, time for the next challenge.
>Congratulations.
>Please don't hurt me.
>>707075805
and that aswell
>>707075992
but not that
>>707075645
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K5Xv9bQT5F
>>707075866
roll
>>707075866
are you making something?
>>707076015
and this too
>>707075866
r o l l
>>707075866
rolliiin
i want jake moreno to eat my ass like pizza
noods?
>>707076153
this one also
>>707076504
LMAO
>>707076565
winrar
Please... I think I'm not r-ready yet...
can you give me a ringtone?
just say,
"Ring ring ring, answer the fucking phone faggot, ring ring ring ring."
>>707076824
roll it
b-b-but.. i poop from there! >:(
>>707077114
cancer was one off
>>707076914
rollin
>>707077114
rollin
Do a JOI
>>707077853
Rerolling for Jesus.
>>707076914
roll one last time
>>707077903
Jesus pls
Cheeki breeki i v damke
>>707077853
this
>>707078093
What does that really mean
Do the Pomf Pomf Kimochi song. Kawaii af
>>707078264
Blyat
>>707078343
Hay ive played the metro games fam
>>707078093
blyat
Everyone's counting on me
to cheer them up and give them lots of energy
I hope that I can help them study for their test
I'll work hard to support them and always try my best
it's so much fun to help out in the dormitory
and be a super moe and generic loli
"I wanna do something for you" Oniichan said
I gasped and said "what are we going to do on the bed?"
oh no oh no
POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
what's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk
Morning, everyone!
Today we will have lots of fun
UGUU am I cute?
in my favorite swimsuit
POMFPOMF wanna stay
and play the pop up pirate game?
STOP STOP touching me
it's making me feel all funny
NII CHAN I love you
but please stop smelling my pantsu
Yay yay! play with me
ah ah you make me happy
EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
I wanna ride on nii-chan
all day long
EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
there's just no way that thing will fit
I'll endure it
This is now a can't roll a 5 thread
It was a pleasure to burn.
It was a special pleasure to see things eaten, to see things blackened and changed. With the brass nozzle in his fists, with this great python spitting its venomous kerosene upon the world, the blood pounded in his head, and his hands were the hands of some amazing conductor playing all the symphonies of blazing and burning to bring down the tatters and charcoal ruins of history. With his symbolic helmet numbered 451 on his stolid head, and his eyes all orange flame with the thought of what came next, he flicked the igniter and the house jumped up in a gorging fire that burned the evening sky red and yellow and black. He strode in a swarm of fireflies. He wanted above all, like the old joke, to shove a marshmallow on a stick in the furnace, while the flapping pigeon-winged books died on the porch and lawn of the house. While the books went up in sparkling whirls and blew away on a wind turned dark with burning.
>Also Enkidu, I've noticed you deleted your YouTube channel. Any plans on making another one?
>>707078518
this
>>707078518
This dude knows what's up. Shout out to the Fam Bam slamma damma Jim Jam.
>>707078493
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCk9fzkczzGV-dfzlZqzXUZw
>>707078616
Lmao trust in 5
>>707074373
You best unfuck yourself right this god-damn second, soldier, or I will come down on you with tge red-hot fury of a thousand pissed off sand niggers who don't know which way is East!"
>>707078518
do it
>>707078640
roll this brick
Past: Five of Cups
The five of cups shows a man with three tipped over cups and he's super depressed and forgets he has two perfectly un-tipped cups behind him. The picture pretty much speaks for itself. You suffered a loss, you're focused on it, you feel disappointment and regret and dispair, and you're forgettting that there's more to life.
Present: Nine of Wands
The nine of wands shows an injured soldier holding himself up. He fought hard and won. Courage, persistence, and a test of faith. It sounds like whatever you f--ked up before, you've finally overcome it.
Future: Six of Wands
A man riding into town all triumphant and shit. You will receive praise and social recognition for your efforts. Self-confidence will skyrocket. The future looks bright for you, and it's all because you stuck with it and overcame... whatever the fuck you were so upset about before.
>>707076914
how to roll a 5
>>707078805
WINRAR
>>707078640
I remember reading that book during my Sophomore year. Good book.
Also, roll.
>>707076914
Check my five faggots.
>>707078518
oh yeah also forgot to put the link so you can sing it in a perfect tone :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bHimOJb-Xw
>>707074373
Fuck you, thundercunt!
>>707076914
Roll. But if 5, make a version without the word Faggot.
>>707078805
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U1YHVeNle2
>>707078640
Yo fuck this book. Shit was hard to read.
Is your dick hard like russian turnip onii-chain?
>>707079463
reroll desu
Kill yourself, please, please kill yourself
You should really kill yourselves
Please, please kill yourself
You should really kill yourselves
Poo poo, pee pee, penis and vagina
Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
So fucking delicate like mommy's fine china
If you have complaints please wait your turn and line up
I got a message for these little fags trynna
Be a mommy's boy and a teacher's pet, pimple face, asswipe
Looking like they just had a gynecologist
Stick five fingers in your ass, no lube
So what'cha gonna do?
If you're number one, shove it up your ass and make it number two
(Oh)
Ladies getting mad in the comments, and I'm hearing it
You think it was a typo with these red lines and periods
(Oooh)
Ha ha, no comma, bitches with their self esteem, get out of the sauna
My shit lies in the sewers, closing the hatch
I only joke about diseases and reference that only you can catch
(Ew, oh my god)
And if you think you're fucking grown up
Keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora
Hands around your dick with the kung-fu grip
Stroking back and forth to My Little Pony clips bitch
Go outside and ride a bike or something
And get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are nothing
And then, get hit by every car or truck that ever passes
Your life flashes before your eyes! Oh wait it's your Google Glasses
Never mind faggot
Just pick your ass up and take you to the closest sign, faggot
I'm not done yet, you get up and you go home
Sit at your computer and open up Google Chrome
And then look at tutorials on how to hang yourself at home
And then you can hang yourself
Is that the end of the story?
Ha ha ha ha ha, no, son
Kill yourself, please, please kill yourself
You should really kill yourselves
Please, please kill yourself
You should really kill yourselves
>Depending on how this goes, I'll make a video for you. Free of charge.
>>707079463
reroll2 desu
>>707079463
reroll3 desu
>>707078640
Roll
Sippin'
On a glass of red wine
Right before bedtime thinkin'
Everybody down here trippin'
If you up there
Upstairs
This is Nina tellin' you to listen
The vision I'm givin' everyday
Life is dumpin' on us like a pigeon
I get many enemies with this Forbes list
But I get rid of energy from piss poor pricks
Can I get to heaven all I get is threatened
Every time I get more chips
Gotta grip four fifths
For the sick forces I gotta fight
All of the night with cops, Crips
Bloods with sore fists
And them Nazi's wanna hem Hadji
Up it ain't too many men godly
Hideous so many cities bust in Human equality never been a level playin' field
Man it been wobbly
So many circles of sin rob me
That's why we go angel to grim Cosby's!
Yellin' this to my superior
Degrading of love is inferior
Upon this earth a lot of people jerked around about 300, 000 to Syria
Are you serious?
I could never think of burying my children p-p-period
Nigeria, I'mma yell while I'm walking through this hell cause I'm furious!
Zuse know what's up, he said you got to pack a toy
But why you gotta let the bodies dropping at a coffee shop in Aussie (Aussie, Oi
Oi Oi)
But around here, loving coco's the bomb
Meanwhile so many people are taken out by the hands of Boko Haram
Aw yeah?!
They gotta suffer the penalty cause of our education
Nobody wanna say nothing but I gotta call it abomination
Pissed off thinkin' what this cost
What these babies blood drippin' for?
So I say in Latin, listen Lord!
AUDIRE DOMINE! (AUDIRE DOMINE)
AUDIRE DOMINE! (AUDIRE DOMINE)
Only way people are gonna be able to kill off a demon is
Pick up a gun and be ready to put it between him
My nigga be screamin'
AUDIRE DOMINE! (AUDIRE DOMINE)
No fear the only way
>>707079463
will eventually get it
>>707079463
inb4 thread hits cap before i roll a 5
>>707079594
Come on man, do it for the Teckie
>>707079666
check'd
also reroll >>707079463
>>707079463
last roll before i give up
>If 5, sing the Nutshack there.
>>707078640
Rolling
>>707077114
rerolllll
>>707079760
Sing the Nutshack but replace every Nutshack with a moan.
>>707079874
Oh come on, fucking 4skin give me this.
>>707079521
CANCER
>>707079874
Can't role a 5 for shit.
>>707074542
How safe is this site without using tor or proxies?
>>707076914
please do this
>>707079953
ay b0ss I habe cancer
>>707079874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ORfKKcY6Q
ahead of you
>>707079874
Oh merciful roll gods.
Emma's been in the box for *hours*... She really needed the training. I hope Daddy leaves her in all night 'cuz I'll sneak downstairs and turn it up all the way.
>>707079998
off by one
(crying) Please *sniff* I don't wanna come anymore... I'll do anything you say! Please!
>>707079874
ROLL ROLL ROLL
I really don't think that it'd fit in there onii-chan.. but try anyway; I'll work through the pain for you uguu
Yay! All of Mommy's friends are here! Are we gonna play again?
(scared) No please, don't put me in the box! I'll be good, just please don't put me back in there!
>>707079874
not samefag but rolling for this
>>707078640
Rolos
>>707076914
5 get
"Like this? ...Am I doing good, Daddy?"
>>707080148
Reroll
>>707080192
Roll
>>707076914
Yeyeye
>>707080364
reroll
Oh no! Daddy, you're making a mess again! I'm gonna have to put you back in the milker if you're gonna make all this extra come...
>>707081344
reroll... where the 5s at?
>>707080192
shameful roll
can't fap to this thread, not enough 5 gets
I prefer when mommy takes me to bed cause she uses her mouth for the sleepy game. Daddy ties me up and uses the toys and stuff 'til it hurts...
>>707079874
rollin baby
>>707080148
rolling
>>707080364
Roll?
>>707081344
reroll
>>707081966
roll
>>707079874
roll
>>707079463
also, what's wrong with this thread. no 5's whatsoever
>>707079874
rolling
>>707078640
Roll
>>707078640
Reroll
>>707082335
Here's a WINRAR.
>>707082335
only win and I already posted youtube video
>>707080364
5 mode enabled, reroll
>>707080148
ROLL
What happened to your YouTube channel? :(
>>707080192
roll, and do a frustrated grunt at the end
>>707082998
YOutube cucked me
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCk9fzkczzGV-dfzlZqzXUZw
>>707083048
This to be honest.
18 U.S.C. § 2251- Sexual Exploitation of Children
(Production of child pornography)
18 U.S.C. § 2251A- Selling and Buying of Children
18 U.S.C. § 2252- Certain activities relating to material involving the sexual exploitation of minors
(Possession, distribution and receipt of child pornography)
18 U.S.C. § 2252A- certain activities relating to material constituting or containing child pornography
18 U.S.C. § 2256- Definitions
18 U.S.C. § 2260- Production of sexually explicit depictions of a minor for importation into the United States
Images of child pornography are not protected under First Amendment rights, and are illegal contraband under federal law. Section 2256 of Title 18, United States Code, defines child pornography as any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct involving a minor (someone under 18 years of age). Visual depictions include photographs, videos, digital or computer generated images indistinguishable from an actual minor, and images created, adapted, or modified, but appear to depict an identifiable, actual minor. Undeveloped film, undeveloped videotape, and electronically stored data that can be converted into a visual image of child pornography are also deemed illegal visual depictions under federal law.
Notably, the legal definition of sexually explicit conduct does not require that an image depict a child engaging in sexual activity. A picture of a naked child may constitute illegal child pornography if it is sufficiently sexually suggestive. Additionally, the age of consent for sexual activity in a given state is irrelevant; any depiction of a minor under 18 years of age engaging in sexually explicit conduct is illegal.
>>707083155
Actual 5 get, time to do this.
>>707083155
Hey, two fives!
>>707083155
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W9laDV88GH
>>707083048
roll?
>>707083858
I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair. Thank you.
In case this is a 5, see image attached.
When I consider how my light is spent,
Ere half my days in this dark world and wide,
And that one talent which is death to hide
Lodged with me useless, though my soul more bent
To serve therewith my Maker, and present
My true account, lest He returning chide;
“Doth God exact day-labor, light denied?”
I fondly ask. But Patience, to prevent
That murmur, soon replies, “God doth not need
Either man’s work or His own gifts. Who best
Bear His mild yoke, they serve Him best. His state
Is kingly: thousands at His bidding speed,
And post o’er land and ocean without rest;
They also serve who only stand and wait.”
>>707080148
fuck it, roll
>>707080364
roll
>>707084697
rol
>>707080192
roll
>>707078640
Roll
>>707084835
rar of the win
>>707081966
Rerollerino
>>707081344
roll
>>707078640
Reroll
>>707078640
Rolos
>>707085445
MOTHERFUCKING FINALLY
A 5
>>707085445
>>707084835
Multiple Winrars, of classic literature too.
say: "eh"
Be a trash can user, not a litter bug loser.
>Moan a couple of times after
>>707085708
Reroll
say "oh"
el bumpo
"Please dad? Do I have to tell mom about how you made me play the 'bouncy game' when I was little? ... That's more like it ;)"
>>707085708
Roll
say: "rrRREEEEEEEEE"
>>707085945
W I N R A R
I
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R
A
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>>707085956
rollinga
>>707085708
El roll
>>707086035
>>707085445
>>707084835
Keeping track of the WINRARs.
>>707085945
FUCKIN GOTEM
>>707080148
combo get? reroll
It's *so* cute watching Emma try to wiggle out of the box. She can't even lift her little cunt off the vibrator and she hates it so much. I like to turn it way up and watch her lose her mind.
>>707085708
Roll
Is enkidu kill?
>>707086508
roll holy fuck
>>707085708
Rolos
>>707086508
roll
>>707083858
Omg so good, hahaha
YELL DEAD THREAD
ENKIDU IS DEAD
op is a colossal cocksucking niggerfaggot
>>707086508
Roll... pls don't be kill Enkidu
>>707076914
Roll
