Random tips/advice/info thread, one sentence or less.
Never drink Calories
Save and/or Invest at least 10% of every income you ever earn, no exceptions.
Don't focus on what she does or doesn't like, focus on how you can make yourself a more valuable and interesting human being.
Flossing and brushing regularly is important, but eliminating sugar solves 95% of the problem.
When writing, never use 'really', 'very', 'totally' etc, they're lazy bandages for your bad writing.
You can get free stuff on Amazon by reviewing stuff, even after Amazon USA shit the bed, just by getting a low reviewer ranking by reviewing lots of stuff
Ctrl + Shift + Tab opens the last Chrome tab you accidentally closed. Doesn't work when you're fapping incognito though
Most boards on 4chin have top 100 image infographics
/biz/ has a great list of finance books
/lit/ has a great list of books
/film/ has great lists of films
etc
Working out and not eating processed food accounts for about 90% of staying healthy and fit, and will get rid of that depressed lethargic feeling and mental cloudiness you always get
dont bother smoking weed while youre tripping
Do a blank search on steam, order by price descending and select 'has cards' and 'game'. Everything that costs less than $0.21c is free or gives you a few cents in steam wallet after you sell the cards on the market.
>>707073210
This is good op
>freddymercuryfaggotjpeg
If you kill yourself you'll die
Buying good quality clothes that fit, getting a haircut that suits your face and staying fit and clean are 95% of being a good looking male.
>>707073210
>Never drink Calories
diet soda always - unless you're with a girl, cuz it makes you seem like a pussy
I lost 80 pounds in like six months, and diet sodas were a big part of it. It fills you up when you're hungry, but also, drinking calories doesn't "feel" like you're consuming calories - so you take in way more calories than you'd think without counting
Go to every social occasion that you're invited to, even if you don't feel like going.
If it ends up being unenjoyable, you can still leave, and if you end up having a good time, you just made yourself a little bit happier.
Showing up at work on time and not breaking any laws are 95% of not getting fired
>>707074382
I made the mistake of thinking fruit juices were healthy then eventually switched to diet soda, then just gave up drinking sweet things altogether, with the exception of hot chocolate which I have sometimes now
>>707073210
Dont try
Dont even thionk about trying
Give up
End your life
>>707074556
>>707074286
Match made in heaven
This is some pretty good advice.
Helped me more than just a few times.
Attach a label to each key you acquire, as soon as possible.
Don't break the law and then run from the police if you don't want to get shot.
>>707074502
I'm going to start doing this.
>>707074551
Juices can be good as a source of vitamins - although it's usually just better to take a multivitamin.
if you juice as a meal replacement, though, that can be good, but you have to think of it as a meal
personally, i do a lot of consumption due to boredom. I used to eat a lot of snacks and junk food, but now whenever I'm hungry, I'll usually have a diet soda.
>Diet Mt Dew and Sprite Zero are both really good, especially for diet sodas
Motivation is a self-help term and never helped anyone do their work or work towards their goal.
Setting a specific, measurable, achievable, realistic, time based (SMART) goal is 95% of planning, consistently sitting down and doing the work for each point is 95% of accomplishing said goal.
Getting demotivated, feeling like shit and not wanting to do something aren't rationale reasons not to do something, they're just self imposed obstacles you need to figure out how to deal with or simply suffer through.
>>707074965
>Juices can be good as a source of vitamins - although it's usually just better to take a multivitamin.
So can fruit, but you don't have any of the added health problems in fruit. There's no reason to drink fruit juice.
When talking to a girl, don't be autistic.
>Don't be autistic.
All in all, this is a pretty good thread so far.
Nederdraad, stelletje kankerlijkerds.
Waarom zijn jullie alleen op een zaterdag avond?
>>707074965
I'd argue coke zero is even better than regular coke.
>>707075168
that's why i added the second line, about using it as a meal replacement. i was agreeing with what you're saying...
fruit is a good calorie-to-volume food, which can have good fiber and other qualities. you just have to think of juiced fruit as solid meal food, and have it be a substitute instead of something in addition to a meal
Scientifically proven prevention to depression other than depression driven by catastrophic traumatic events:
>Regular exercise
>Regular sunshine
>Regular social interaction with peers
>Good sleep
>Good diet
>Altruism
If you're depressed and haven't been through recent trauma, you're lacking in one or more of those areas.
be nice to elder people.
>>707075282
Mogool
>>707075282
Buikgriep
Ik zou nu lekker aan het zuipen zijn met vrienden als ik geen last had van explosieve diarree.
If you live within 10 miles/16km consider biking to and from work. You will save a bunch of money, get fit and have a fun all at the same time.
>>707075400
I'd disagree even more as a meal replacement. Fruit has fibre, fruit juice doesn't. Fruit has more nutrients pound for pound, etc.
Even if you're bulking it's a bad choice.
>>707075305
I think it's ok, though I wouldn't personally approve of it. IMO, on a diet-only scale, I'd say:
Diet Mt Dew: 9/10
Sprite Zero: 8/10
Coke Zero: 6/10
Diet Dr Pepper: 6/10
Diet Coke: 5/10
Diet Pepsi: 4/10
>>707074502
>every social occasion that you're invited to
>sad.jpg
>>707075461
That's some really good advice, however I would rephrase it a bit to "if you live 30 to 45 minutes biking from your work, consider biking"
This way, you set a more realistic goal for consistent biking.
dont ask a nignag for the way. he´ll tell you the wrong direction.
>happened yesterday
>>707073210
Convince me to study for my calculus test on monday
>>707075675
>Diet Mt Dew: 9/10
You just lost all credibility.
>>707075543
>juicing versus blending
blending removes a lot of things like the fiber
when you juice, a lot of that is preserved. juicing is about the same as just eating it, though. juicing gets you a bit more than you might otherwise eat (think about how much of an apple gets thrown away with the core) but you lose a bit of the nutrition at the same time. juicing i think is just for people who like drinking instead of eating/don't like chewing
Scared of making friends or bad at meeting new people?
Hobby & Interest groups:
>Put you in groups of people with similar interests
>Let you learn new skills
>You might create something practical, or of value in other areas (photography skills, crafting skills, etc)
>Give you a new thing to talk about to other strangers and new people
>Make you a more interesting human all around
>>707075818
First mistake was talking to a nig nag
>>707074124
Couldn't you also refund the games after?
cut your own hair
i can cut my own hair in less time than it would take to drive to a barber and get into a chair there. not to mention it's free and looks just as good
>>707073744
Infinite jest turned my life around
>>707075818
I'm white and do that shit all the time. Everyone has a smart phone why is it so hard to pull up your gps on your phone and find the place yourself.
>>707076024
Post pic of this haircut otherwise I call bullshit. Stop holding your shekels and go to a barber.
Next thing you'll tell me is to only bathe once a week, right?
>>707075844
No, that's your job. Do it or don't, decide based on the outcome. You'll reach the same point in time regardless of whether you do it or not, decide which you would like to work towards for that point in time.
>>707076005
Negative. Refunds only work if you spend less than 2 hours playing the game. Cards only drop 2 hours or more after playing the game.
>>707076024
I tried to do this a couple of times and fucked it up pretty bad. So I'd say this is good advice but takes some fucking around to get right.
Additional tip: Book a haircut on the same day as you're going to cut your own hair. If you magically don't fuck it up then phone and cancel your appointment.
>>707074382
>drinking soda
kill yourself
>>707076224
Last cut about a week ago
>>707076031
tell us how
>>707076537
David?
>>707074382
>diet soda always
let me guess american huh!
you know there is this other great drink, much more good for you, it is called water
Here's the best advice my father ever gave me:
>You'll always "need" just a slighter higher pay than what you currently make.
(In reference to avoiding lifestyle inflation)
We lived in a $70k house in the middle of the woods. No neighbors. Homecooked meals every day. Parents had old cars and maintained them. Never vacationed, never did anything extravagant.
For the longest time I thought my family was poor. Turns out my father's income was 6-figures, and my mother wasn't far behind.
They would have both retired at 55, but my father developed cancer and his insurance company dropped him despite the "Healthcare Reform Act" lies and promises.
Here's some of my personal advice:
>Divide every major potential purchase into $/hr of use.
>Lower the number, better the choice
>>707074502
good advice
i cant wait until im invited to something
>>707076740
I'm not American. Stop being so obsessed with them.
>>707073744
>Not having Robert Holdstock's Mythago Wood but harry potter is #54
>>707074124
any good games you found?
>>707076537
yeah... sure anon
That looks great on you...
this quote
You can become narrow-minded, literally, by only liking certain things, and disliking others. But you can become open-minded, literally, by giving up your likes and dislikes and becoming interested in things.
>>707076537
Hahahahaha
Im laughing tears
>>707076537
LOL
>>707074629
Car out of gas? Drive to town anyways!
(Depression is like a car that's out of gas...)
>>707076778
>Here's some of my personal advice:
>Divide every major potential purchase into $/hr of use.
>Lower the number, better the choice
Wise advice. I really follow this rule when it comes to entertainment. If I buy a $20 dvd and watch it twice, that's $10 per viewing (so like $5 an hour). If I buy a $60 video game and play it for 600 hours, that's 10 cents per hour. Also why I play the shit out of a few games, instead of casually playing a bunch of games.
>>707073210
Don't lick doorknobs on other planets.
>>707076740
>much more good
Way to demonstrate your superiority, friendo.
>>707076778
>spend entire life mega-saving for retirement
>die of cancer having never taken a vacation or spent any money
great life advice dude
>>707073210
nothing says "I hate books" like mounting them on the fucking wall
>>707074629
this is shitty advice and really only helps line the pockets of whatever future psychotherapist you end up talking to
>>707076024
It only works if you want a basic buzz. I have a girl do it so I can keep some hair on top.
Doing it myself was alright when I was 22 and a punk cut was cool, but doing it now would just make me look like a mental defective.
>>707076778
Solid practical advice
I've found that one-time purchases are often the best and reddit.com/r/buyitforlife is a good place to start.
Growing older is about learning the best methods for doing shit and the best quality products, hence the theme of why grandad always has the best razor etc
>>707073537
ctrl + shift + T, not tab.
>>707077176
fukin jej
>>707076537
Holy fuck my God damn sides. Thanks for the laugh you jew.
Love of God spend the money on a haircut, even a shit one at Supercuts.
>>707073210
As someone who is currently completing my Master's degree in Education, I thank you for this.
>>707077217
REEEEEEEEEE
>>707075282
Ik ga nu weg, een krat bier in mijn rechterhand, een pak peuken in mijn linkerhand en een gram coke in mijn neusgaten
>>707076981
They're mostly shit. I run a Steam Curation list for good games and somewhere in the forums I listed a few of the good cheapy ones, can't remember off-hand so I'll spam my group instead: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/GHGems
>>707077144
>much more good
correct grammar retardo
though I could have said "better", though it would have lost the impact that anon is implying that soda is good for you in the first place
Divide your to-do list into stuff you want to do and stuff you have to do, discard the want to list and put the most unpleasant stuff at the top of the have to list. Then do it.
>>707074353
>staying fit is 90% of being good-looking
no fucking shit.
>>707077339
why shilling the one blade so badly?
>>707073537
CTRL Shift T does the same thing.
>>707076080
i dont have a smartphone, faggot. what do you think is the reason i asked somebody?
>>707077089
I mean if you live uphill from town it's fairly straightforward.
>>707077204
I used to buzz my hair, but now i cut it with scissors
the trick is that you need to figure out how to pinch your hair and pull it up a certain distance, then cut it there. it's easy to do on someone else's head, but on your own, you have to get a feel for it. plus you have to orient yourself for the physical cut - aligning the space between the blades with your hair. it's harder at first than it seems when looking in a mirror, though it gets easier quickly
>>707077403
Learn to cook and bring your own food to work. Women fuck guys who cook and you'll save money.
Don't know where to start, find something on pinterest and follow the directions. Pretty hard to fuck up.
>>707074382
Diet soda gives you a desire for sugar so you end up eating more sugary foods.
It also fucks with your insulin and blood sugar levels so is bad.
Just drink fucking water.
>>707077176
It doesn't damage the books
http://www.instructables.com/id/Inverted-Bookshelf/
>>707077154
You missed the point
He survived, and his frugality saved him. He would be in insane, irrecoverable debt right now otherwise
>>707074504
assuming you work a shit job...
>>707073210
>make yourself a more valuable and interesting human being.
kike detected.
>>707077526
>2016
>Doesn't have a smart phone
>Calling someone a faggot
>>707077626
>not getting fired
>succeeding
you'd be surprised how easy it is to coast if you're not a fuckup
>>707077154
this
money is meant to be spent, whether you spend it on entertainment or another means to make more money, i.e investing.
like is an experience if you limited your life to mundane things, shame on you.
>>707077573
That's true if you consume a fuck ton.
>>707076537
Dude...
>>707074353
What if you've been doing everything to slim down for 2 years and there IS progress but you've still got the belly, thighs,etc. You just feel better and look more built then lard as?
I'm so tired of putting in effort for such little returns.
>>707077263
Woops.
Some others to make up for it:
Control+backspace deletes whole words at a time
Alt + print screen will capture only the window you have selected
Ctrl + shift + v Paste without formatting.
>>707076537
dont know whats more funny: your haircut or that you posted it
Never give advice unless you are asked to. People will treat you like a wise person instead of bossy cunt.
>>707077621
yeah i get that part
but at the same time i believe theres more to life than working 7 days a week all year every year for 35 years
>>707076537
fucking keks
>>707074096
why? for me (on LSD) it helps increase the visuals
>>707077762
Are you just losing weight or also building muscle? Sounds like you would benefit from Toning up.
>>707077499
I'm OP, I ran out of images so I'm using product photos because I'm autistic about always including an image when I post on 4chan
They're all free shit I get from amazon incidentally
>>707077890
>Toning up
kill yourself
>>707077694
>2007
>uses craigslist's missed encounters for all communications.
>>707075168
>added health problems in fruit
nigga what
always choose a girl with brains, they all have a pussy
>>707077573
What was that you're saying about my ideas?
> horizontally it goes by month, i think
>>707077973
That woman who farted in the bread aisle yet denied it is going to find my CL post and once we get married you're going to feel real stupid.
>>707076795
Wanna chill?
>>707075404
And you forgot sex with curvy girls :/
>>707078086
>they all have a pussy
wow thats so incredibly trans phobic and you are a huge piece of shit
>>707078058
Each piece of fruit will decrease your operating thetan level by 33%. You subversive, brah?
>>707077403
You obviously can't read well.
Good clothing and haircut will make you 100% better looking, no matter what your fitness.
>>707078137
no thanks haha im fine
>>707077816
>Paste without formatting.
what is that supposed to mean
ctrl, v and c is copy and paste, everyone should know that.
ctrl + A selects all text
in 4chin highlighting text and ctrl+S [spoiler]does a spoiler text[/spoiler]
>>707077573
>It also fucks with your insulin and blood sugar levels so is bad.
Type 1 diabetic. This is demonstratably false.
There was a study which correlated propensity to consume sweet foods when drinking sweetened soda, but that's obvious and not causation.
That said, drinking water is never bad advice.
>>707078094
Fucking autistic retard shows a week's worth of loss to prove a point.
>>707078136
I will never marry a lady who farts, pervert.
>>707078208
>Good clothing and haircut will make you 100% better looking, no matter what your fitness.
unless youre fat
>>707076229
This is one of the most helpful posts in this thread, by far. Great perspective. Well done anon.
work out to not feel shit
>>707077707
It really is.
I get paid 65k a year and I literally fuck around on the internet and play shitty browser games for probably 5 hours a day.
Wanna get in shape and then commit suicide ? Get urself a skipping rope, skip rope 15mins everyday without stoppin, after 1 month or whenever you're ready you can use ur skipping rope to hang yourself
>>707077832
I haven't read it but you reminded me of Millionaire Fastlane or Millionaires Fast Track or something
It's a book by a guy who agrees with you and lives like a millionaire despite not being one. Probably worth reading for you.
>>707078208
KYS. Probably never bothered to do a day's worth of fitness in your life you beta cuck.
>>707076537
I've seen a lot worse, but still...
>>707078256
Drinking diet soda was the leading cause in my adult onset autism.
>>707077590
but it looks fucking dumb?
>>707078256
I have a feeling you're the autistic retard, since I point out that it goes by month... 4 = April, 10 = now. also notice the "-56.9lb," which was a few months after i started dieting and got the special scale
>>707078281
B-B-But that's my fetish. :^(
>>707076537
Haven't laughed that hard in ages, God bless you anal
>>707078319
i can't wait for you to get replaced by a colored transformer named Kevin.
>>707073210
Always throw sharp objects at panhandlers
>>707073210
do not hang around on /b/
>>707078412
My bad anon. Wanna jerk each other off now and drink diet soda afterwards?
>>707078419
Death by irony!
>>707076537
>>707078542
Kek. Well done anon.
>>707078344
get fir AND save money! geat advoce
>>707076537
>imagine anon cuting his hair
>tells /b/ about it
>everyone keks
>anon gets sad
>anon doesnt want to cut own hair anymore because of shit looking
>anon gets real haircut made by barber master
>anon meets girl
>she says 'your hair looks good.'
>anon marries her and makes a lot of little anons
>anon starts to cut their hair because he forgot
>when little anons grow up they realize that their hair looks like shit cause daddy doesnt want to pay a barber
>grown up anons kill themselves
>anon sad
>wishes he never touched a scissor
>>707078234
you can paste html-formated text to gmail
its more of a bug than feature for me
>>707078346
cool thanks
>>707077832
I understand that perspective. It's about finding a happy medium.
I tried living vicariously through material possessions. All it does is make you greedy and afraid of loss.
Now I live for experiences rather than possessions, but I never exceed 50% of my income
>>707078690
>>707078690
at least you tried to be funny.
>>707074382
I just started drinking mineral water, with squeezed lemon, tastes pretty good and is a thousand times healthier than diet soda.
>>707078172
>trans phobic
fucking faggot
>>707078782
you were told never to speak about fight club.
>>707073210
Drinking hot soup broth is great. Get the kind with only protein, go for the one with the most you can find. Also low sodium. Best liquid calories ever
>>707078690
>everyone keks
>anon gets sad
>implying anon cares about the opinion of anyone on /b/
>>707077762
OP here again. I joined the gym for the first time 10 months ago and gained 8kg of muscle and actually lost fat.
I'm noticably buff and strong and I was overweight and pudgy as fuck before. Some random advice/tips on diet and exercise from my experience:
Eat more volume but less calories. By eating the same amount or more you're far more likely to continue with your diet changes and by eating less calories you're going to lose more weight. Invariably this means replacing stuff with vegetables.
Cut 99% of processed foods.
Don't drink calories.
Count calories. Without counting you cannot make sensible plans. Benchmark your calories regularly (weekly worked best for me).
Workout:
Pick one routine and do it fully to completion. Less to worry about and full compound movements matter most for newbs. For me this was Arnies Golden Six. Simple, effective.
Since you've already lost a ton of weight I'm sure you know these, but I'm reiterating.
As for not feeling better, that's a good thing. It's what you can use to drive you to keep working out instead of giving up. You'll also probably never get rid of that feeling, but you will start to gain the feeling of feeling confident and good in yourself the closer you get. At least I did, especially when people started complimenting me. Stay consistent and the rest is tough, but simple.
>>707078172
plzdiekthxbye
>>707078953
and also rots your teeth just as fast!
>>707078975
if you don't like what i like then you have a mental illness.
>>707076537
Dude, even I could make a cleaner cut than that.
>>707079095
>current year
>not agreeing with me
>>707078234
>>Paste without formatting.
>what is that supposed to mean
LOL. I'm a lawyer and write all the fucking time, "paste without formatting" is a huge part of my life.
>>707077827
this is good. Never be officious.
>>707079059
>I joined the gym for the first time 10 months ago and gained 8kg of muscle
Before and after pics.
>>707077890
Well lately I've had lots going on so I haven't been hitting the weights as hard. Other then that I have refined my diet to both healthy and something I'm capable of maintaining.
Though I do wonder if it's possible I've fucked my hormones from years of horrible eating.
>>707073210
Death ends fun.
>>707077107
I heard that was illegal
>>707078058
You eat fruit for the fibre and nutrition (vitamins, minerals, riboflavins), not for the sugars.
Drinking fruit juice gives you far less of the former and far more of the latter.
In short, don't drink fruit juice because it's more unhealthy and less healthy.
There is no cure for herpes.
- Don't eat the yellow snow.
>>707076080
you sure your grand-grand...father was not nig nog? even a single drop of nig nog blood makes you nig nog
>>707079266
Doubtful but get a physical done and see what your test number is. Creatine can boost it along with other supplements (zinc, ginseng, etc)
>>707079185
can you get me off of a murder charge
>>707078086
True this. And don't settle. Especially with crazy cunts. A sex less, loveless life is better than shit cray cray botched pull. Like sending you to prison for rape you didn't commit. Yay crazies!!
Only a fool would believe anything posted here.
>>707076229
>You'll reach the same point in time regardless of whether you do it or not, decide which you would like to work towards for that point in time.
my parents were not educated and when I was in HS, I was working a summer job and mentioned that I didn't want to go to college- "that's 4 whole years of school!" What an idiot I was. This college girl working there said "well my classes are usually done by noon although 2 days a week I have an afternoon class. More importantly, YOU'LL BE 4 YEARS OLDER ONE DAY WHETHER YOU GO TO COLLEGE OR NOT, WHY NOT GET A DEGREE SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE SHITTY JOBS LIKE THIS THE REST OF YOUR LIFE."
Fucking solid advice, bitch . . . Ended up with a BA and later MBA.
Although I'm sure some will disagree, smoking weed erryday is generally a bad thing and can really fuck up your life.
Keep it to weekends
>>707074551
Yekult isn't that low calorie. Also why no broth? Nigger.
Just drink kvass and broth and shit pure energy
>>707073744
#4 is the best. hands down
>>707079023
lol
>>707079574
This is very true. And now I eat it, and I'm worse off. But much higher.
>>707077330
>Ik ga nu weg, een krat bier in mijn rechterhand, een pak peuken in mijn linkerhand en een gram coke in mijn neusgaten
I love these dutchings. Almost like a normal language
"I go the new way, a crate of beer in my right hand, a packet of puke in the left hand, and a gram of cola in my nosegate"
>>707078298
No worries, I posted the thread and I'm responding directly to stuff I've had experience with myself. Your offhand "convince me" sounded like me a while back before I got a handle on myself.
>>707079590
I want to shit pure energy. Ass fusion.
get out of /b/
Never chew liquid. It's bad for your mandibula.
>>707077176
>
It's an invisible bookshelf.
>>707079059
Thank you, OP. I'm certainly more confident then I was 2 years ago. But the other side of the coin is anxeity and such likely linked to my adhd.
I'll just keep trekking along and one day I suppose this belly will leave. Can't stay forever if you're working against it.
>>707079228
Already put too much information about myself in the thread, bit scared of posting pics on top of it.
My stats instead:
10 months ago:
>45kg squat
>20kg chest press
>26% bodyfat
>Weight: 72kg
now:
>140kg squat
>70kg chest press
>16% bodyfat
>Weight: 81kg
Consistency is what matters.
>>707073210
Ask your grandparents what you should wear to an interview, every time.
You won't know your about to die unless your lucky. People shut down mentally, most don't remember why or how they died unless they survive it and get years of therapy.
>>707078690
>>she says 'your hair looks good.'
Tips for boys who grew up w/o a father figure
Pay attention to your body language.
> Shoulders down and back
> Chin up, eyes ahead
> Walk like a rope is pulling you from your belly-button
Don't try to look "tough" that makes you look like a chode. Nothing is more bad-ass than a winning smile.
You care mostly about a woman's looks, but they care about your looks, social status, personality, humor, and health . . . you can develop a lot of things to make you attractive to women.
The real super hero costume is the custom tailored suit. Off-the-rack shit at Men's Wearhouse and JC Penney's is OK for a college kid, but when the time comes to begin work at an office spend the money and have some built just for you..nitafashions dot com is a good place to start.
Do the work. Setting goals, visualizing, hypnosis, affirmations, etc. are all FAR secondary to doing the work whether for your career, studies, physique or anything else. Doing the work is easy -- everybody loves the gym -- sitting down and doing the work is HARD. Sit down and do the work and your battle is won.
Don't get married too young. In your teens and early 20s women have power and they use it (and abuse it) because men will do ANYTHING to date them. By the time you're 30 the powershift is underway as your status, income, and even looks improve.
Learn to wrestle, box, kickbox,etc. . . martial arts that actually fight against resisting opponents are the only ones worth learning. Anything else is role-playing horseshit that will get you whooped when the shit really hits the fan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe3na9umxDA
>>707077154
this. my wife died at age 29, glad we took the vacations we did and ate the nice dinners when the opportunity presented itself.
>>707080248
>most don't remember why or how they died
No shit, they're dead.
>>707080204
Bad advice. Fashion changes. You'll look like a hipster at best, if not fatally out of touch.
>>707080204
Why?
>>707079574
I concur. Used to smoke errday and after slowing down I feel this "veil" that drugs bring over your mind.
Hard to explain but ou begin noticing just how clouded your mind becomes..
>>707079979
Nice one. Like certain lifehax.
Fold your dirty pair of socks before throwing them in the hamper. That way when you do laundry, since two are going in, two must come out.
>>707074965
Diet root beers (esp Barq's) and Dr. Pepper also have enough flavor going on that they don't really taste like diet soda.
Any good advice to loose 15 pounds? I'm five seven (inb4 Manley) and 160lbs. I'm at a time in my life where I'm going for new career.. in sales and in upper management and despite what people like to believe.. the thinner you are the better. Want to loose fifteen pounds fast but feel like I'm always hungry. Any tips?
>>707080433
Read the whole sentence, synapses fire.
OP is a fag
>>707080431
damn dude im sorry
>>707080204
How much of a fucking retard are you to not know what to wear to an interview?
>>707080431
How did she died?
>>707080696
>they die
>and survive
yea dude totally
>>707080848
Kek. English is strong in this one.
>>707080663
Track your calories. Consume less than you burn.
>>707080663
dont eat
Just go vegan, as it's the easiest way to have a healthy diet.
>>707081009
Faggot
never stop being curious
>>707080663
Hot drinks fill you up well. (tea, coffee, no sweetner or cream)
Unflavored, carbonated water fills you up.
Protein / veggie meals that don't kick your insulin up.
Enough sleep.
95% of a job interview is finding out if you have the skills required to do the job and if you're not an autistic freak
Common interview questions:
>Can you tell me a little about yourself?
They genuinely want you to describe yourself in a sentence or two to demonstrate you don't talk too much, talk too little, are shit at talking, etc.
>What do you know about the company?
Is so they know whether you're just applying for 900 jobs and seeing what sticks or if you're genuinely interested and you will apply your skills. Do your homework and answer this well.
>Why should we hire you?
Again, trying to see if you have the skills. Explain instances where you've used skills applicable to the job previously in life or work.
>What do you consider to be your weaknesses?
They're trying to gauge how full of shit you are. Be honest but not in a way that will hurt your chances of getting the job. "I'm nervous or not great at talking to large crowds" is a fantastic one because it will almost never be an issue at work unless you're doing stage management or whatever but it's honest and relatable.
>Where do you see yourself in X years?
They want to know if you expect to be boss or manager or promoted or exactly where you are now in case it's not in line with what they have lined up for the position. Usually you should sit on the fence on this one with "I'd like to test my skills in other areas when possible and am open to promotion"
>>707080663
Score some meth, speed or RC stimulants like MPA.
Terribly unhealthy way of doing things, but fuck, it gets results. You could drop that much weight in 2 weeks
> Be me, 5"4
>Below average looks
No advice other than "kill myself" or "be a trap" will help me
>>707075882
juicing is fad diet advice for 40 year old white women
>>707081164
Money.
>>707081009
>Easiest way to have a healthy diet.
Tell that to a tiger, or a wolf.
"Hey maaaan, don't kill anything to live maaaan. I mean, we kill plants... and shit, but they don't count as really killing man"
>>707081289
We aren't a tiger or a wolf. It's not about morals it's about health.
>>707081111
fuck you neil degrasse tyson youre a piece of shit
>>707081164
stacked shoes?
>>707081289
and tell a cow to eat a hamburger, and tell a dog to breathe water instead of air
>>707080450
Fashion changes, looking good and formal never does. His was solid advice
>>707081130
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
>>707080248
>most don't remember why or how they died unless they survive it
How do you survive dying?
>>707081164
Check the short people like Vern Troyer. That's truely short, gets laid. Money and personality.
>>707081611
Are you still on this. I died, took me years to remember it numb nuts. All I'm saying.
>>707080696
>You won't know your about to die unless your lucky. People shut down mentally, most don't remember why or how they died unless they survive it and get years of therapy.
So.
You won't know you're about to die, unless you're lucky. I'm assuming you mean you won't know you're going to die abruptly, unless you happen to catch the last few moments of, say, hitting the ground at terminal velocity, or being hit by a truck. Otherwise, you will most certainly know you're dying.
>People shut down mentally
You mean their cells start going into senescence, and their body begins to break down after the heart stops, the lungs stop breathing, and the brain is probably lacerated by trauma; they progressively stop having thoughts as the brain shuts down due to lack of proper homeostasis. Septic shock, blood loss, those things can also cause the breakdown of the body. Your neurons fire, that's right.
But we can't reverse clinical death. You can't live without a heart- you're not coming back if you've got fluids where there shouldn't be fluids- or no fluids at all.
>most don't remember why or how they died unless they survive it and get years of therapy
Okay. Most don't remember why or how they died. When you say that, you say
>died
which is the past participle of the quality of being dead. You know, a lack of life or ongoing negentropy- a system of order. Meiosis. Metabolism. Activity in the brain. Non-decaying organic matter brought on by fauna left unchecked.
So of course people who are dead don't remember anything. Most of their brains are dried dust by now, the more recent dead probably don't even have their brains in them anymore, and if they do, it's filled with chemicals to preserve the most basic connections of tissue- there will be no active, remaining connected clusters of neurons. Or even blood cells.
>unless they survive it
So, then, they didn't die. They nearly died- and will not remember dying.
>>707079595
Blood Meridian is the only piece of media, written or otherwise, that has made me physically sick while reading it. McCarthy is a god.
>>707077265
>supercuts haircuts are shit
Are they? They sell fucking haircuts, not a consumer product, dipshit. The quality of the service is dependent on the skill of the servicer, not the chain, company, etc.
You probably go to some hipster shit place and pay 90 bucks to sit and listen to vinyl and for some SJW tranny to take two hours to cut your hair and you think you are literally a better man for the experience and lighter wallet.
>>707080663
OP again, what worked for me:
>Eat more volume but less calories.
It's difficult to cut out foods because it's breaking a habit. Instead, change your habit by eating more, or the same amount of volume, but less calories. This invariably means replacing all the processed shit with vegetables and eating more veg in general.
>Count calories
Without counting you can't make plans or rationally work towards anything. Benchmarking calories regularly worked best for me (weekly).
>Cut 99% of processed food
If you can't make it yourself you probably shouldn't eat it at all.
>Don't drink calories
Just don't
Other than that just set a target weight at a target time and match your calorie intake to it to accomplish said weight at said time.
Rock on.
>>707080769
You wish, bumboy.
>>707081371
If that were the case you would have realized that humans are omnivores.
>>707081289
thats deep man
>>707081796
Your a special kind of afraid of death.
>>707081900
And yet, we can be totally healthy without eating animals.
>>707081414
kek
>>707081496
>looking good and formal never does.
never.
>>707081788
>I died
>>707082077
>uncultured swine detected
>>707081796
I'm fascinated. You remind me of a friend who dropped dead in a restaurant. Feared death so much it found him.
>>707081581
where can i read more?
>>707081611
oh ye of little faith!
Metal Gear series games are so cheesy, they are really an action-disguised satire, like classic Robocop.
Unless you leave an enduring legacy, you will be entirely forgotten after one generation.
Intense relationships while funny, they turn into living hell pretty often. Always go for 7/10 partners, they will be as interested as you on keeping the relationship alive unless you are a dick.
use regular deodorant in your feet, it is far more effective than powder.
once a week, apply plenty of lemon juice to your armpits while in the shower, leave it there a minute, and rinse it away. you will not smell at all for at least three days even without deodorant.
>>707081984
>>707082184
I'm not afraid of dying. I would rather kill myself right this second.
In fact, it doesn't matter if I kill myself now, or wait to fail catastrophically. The result is the same. I've nearly been dead at least once, because I almost drowned. I've had the pleasure of being in the dark.
You're not dealing with the concept of death in the appropriate manner. You're also not using "your" right. Your body didn't die, so don't confabulate it with your sense of self if you don't want to sound absolutely disingenuous.
>>707081837
Guess what retard, they bring in morons that can't stack up against those who work in a actual salon. Enjoy having some fat fuck housewife thinking it would be cure for her to get into hairstyling.
I pay $30 for my haircut to a well trained stylist that constantly keeps the quality of her hair cuts up while she learns new techniques.
When you're done having a potato cut your hair, spend a bit more money for something worth while.
>>707082146
English is maybe not your first language Anon? It's past tense dipshit.
>>707081984
>>707082184
hes not afraid of death hes pointing out how stupid that post was you retards
>>707082324
I can't imagine this isn't the same person.
>>707078282
Nope. A good suit will draw attention away from your flubber.
>>707078350
Weightlifting and BJJ. Bring it.
>>707082017
That's not acutely true. While I agree veganism is a great way to lose weight, it's not the best thing to aim for if health is your concern.
The healthiest people on the planet have time and time again been shown to eat plant based diets with small amounts of meat and fish. Sardinia is a great example because average lfi e expectancy is over 100 years.
I like this thread.
If you want a girl to become the submissive slut we all want her to become, make sure you give her good sexual experiences first, then think about yourself. Then slowly become more and more dominant. She will get used to this and associate it with pleasure.
> 3 sentences idgaf 4 lyfe fam
If you are doing amfetamines, take a limited dose at the beginning of the evening and leave the stuff home! Have fun AND be able to sleep at the end
>>707082171
damn dude you have a fat ass
>>707082017
>totally healthy
Try again. You're missing out on:
Vitamin B12
Creatine
Carnosine
Cholecalciferol (Vitamin D3)
Docosahexaenoic Acid (Omega 3)
Heme-iron
Taurine
>>707081837
No kidding. It has SUPER right in the fucking name.
Now the real issue is which is better? A supercut or an ultracut?
>>707082190
Austin Powers
>>707073210
kill yourself
>>707081164
Work out, study hard. Find a qt3.14 who's also short. Problem solved.
>>707080663
READ THE FUCKING STICKY
>>707082307
>It's past tense
That's exactly the problem.
The common cold goes away in three to five days, death is a bit more....permanent.
>>707081496
If you haven't yet learned that formal clothes also have fashion trends that change regularly then you're either very young, very lucky, or completely oblivious.
>>707073210
>Flossing and brushing regularly is important, but eliminating sugar solves 95% of the problem.
this is completely incorrect. please don't think to give life advice when you've made it obvious that you don't brush your teeth well.
>>707081164
Become the next Danny Devito, or get fit and be a faggot.
>>707073744
>infinite jest is /lit/'s top book
how to discover /lit/ is worthless in 1 image
yes this modern book written recently is better than all literature to ever exist, not as good as dante's divine comedy or etc
>>707082236
>Metal Gear series games are so cheesy, they are really an action-disguised satire, like classic Robocop.
Interesting, wasn't aware of that, what's the satire?
On that note see: Starship Troopers, it's satire of american foreign policy.
>>707082561
no shit
that was actually an interesting passage
>>707082541
you can supplement a few things. literally not a big deal.
>>707082324
Either way, got you to respond at length faggot.
>>707082444
It's not the same person. I'd say this means you have a bad imagination, but posts say otherwise.
>>707082838
Was talking about you.
>>707082759
how is dante good
>>707082759
Gee, it's not like you should look over the entire list to work it out.
>>707075282
Naja heb tentamens dinsdag en moet nog kenker veel leren maar zelfs 2 ritaklappers helpen niet man.
Using Crest 3D Whitestrips on your asshole will increase your confidence and ability to socialize.
>>707082828
i wrote one line you massive fagot
>>707082886
>(You)
>>707082824
>Vegans can supplement creatine
kek
>>707073210
Around blacks, never relax.
>>707082838
Kek. Autism confirmed. Sorry OCD?
>>707083007
adult onset down syndrome, actually.
>>707082636
It's literally what changed my teeth from plaque ridden monstrosities to clean pristine whiteness within less than a month
Top yourself.
>>707082824
>A few things
Take your own advice and quit this vegan nonsense.
>>707082889
wow that was painful to read
>>707083148
How did you even get to that point?
>>707080663
there is literally nothing easier than losing weight
>>707082824
The things I listed can only be got through eating or processing animal tissue. Just because you take a pill doesn't mean that it's not a byproduct of animals.
We are designed to eat bother meat AND vegetation. Our digestion track resembles that of meat eaters. We don't have seven stomachs, we don't have the long process to break down most plant materials. Humans can only eat around 5% of the total types of vegetation without getting poisoned.
>>707082976
>using creatine
kek
>>707079573
true.. i tried to skip that experience and now am going back as an adult. if whoevers reading this and you're 18 or whatever seriously just get educated in a field that has lots of jobs and growth.
>>707083251
By eating too much sugar, stop being dense on purpose.
>>707075818
Nah BS, if you ask nicely I have almost never been sent the wrong way, even by nigs.
>Not always asking at least 2 people for directions to be sure
heh
>>707083007
>>707083148
how much mt dew were you guzzling on the reg you fucking cephalopod?
>>707082976
Most creatine supplements are vegan bro.
You should stop being so desperate to prove something wrong just so you don't feel bad being a fatass.
>>707083356
wat
>>707083291
>The things I listed can only be got through eating or processing animal tissue. Just because you take a pill doesn't mean that it's not a byproduct of animals.
Not him, and I think vegans are unhealthy but almost all of the things you listed can be obtained from a vegan diet.
Also DHA and CPA are the important parts of Omega 3 and are actually more plentiful in nuts and seeds.
>>707083291
except there are vegan supplements for all of them. You should really look harder. like even most energy drinks have vegan taurine.
>>707083383
No. Creatine is a nitrogenous organic acid that occurs naturally in vertebrates.
Not plants.
Girls are more attracted to a guy with a strong opinion who knows what he likes, then a guy who has the same opinions as them.
>>707083511
And yet, we have vegan supplements for it. If you don't want to google, that's fine.
>>707083361
Far too much.
>>707083351
Well fuck you also shit tooth
old car tyres painted white and wrapped in green tarpaulin make ideal polo mints for short-sighted giants
>>707083502
There are two active forms of Omega-3s in the body, EPA and DHA.
Many people who avoid animal products supplement with flax seed oil instead, which is a great source of ALA… a plant form of Omega-3. However, ALA needs to be converted to DHA for it to work. However, studies show that this conversion process is notoriously ineffective in humans.
People get mad with amazing reliability. Most of these people looking for a fight? It's entertaining, but sad mostly. Big ups faggots.
>>707083884
>>707078086
DIE YOU WHITE CIS SCUM
>>707083859
sorry getting a balanced diet without meat triggers you this much, bro.
>>707083075
If this is true, I send you good energy Anon. Wasn't trying to piss someone off with one statement. Wasn't me posting the rest kiddo.
A full bucket of water hung from a tree branch makes an ideal resting spot for migrating sea birds
>>707084317
An IP this monitored is suicide, btw.
>>707084102
>You can have a balanced diet without animal products.
Wew-lad.
