What is the most autistic or cringeworthy thing(s) that you do?
>take baths with a literal rubber ducky
>cum on my wall
>shit naked
Shitting naked feels good man
>>706976296
Literally sing myself to sleep
I collect conkers as it is a secret hobby but don't tell anyone so you are the first person ive shared this with.
>>706976559
conkers?
>>706976845
Yes.
>everything i do is autistic and cringeworthy
>>706976929
what are conkers? sounds like a europoor thing
>Get home
>Do absolutely nothing but:
>get high on opiates
>fap
>go to sleep
>wake up 10 - 11 hours later for work
This is my life
>>706976296
>shit naked
uhh
everyone enjoys this
>>706976296
>be me
>probably some flavor of high-functioning autist
>be with friend at bar
>we both hate going to busy bars
>his girl made him go
>he makes me come
>girl starts hitting on me
>I thought we were just having a nice conversation
>>why would a woman be remotely interested in me anyways
>tells me I smell nice
>"Well, I have a functioning shower."
>awkward laughing
>leaves
>continue on about my life drinking
>realize she was hitting on me
>instead of complimenting her I told her I have a shower
>autismspeaks.jpg
>>706977204
Shitting naked is retarded.
I am a fucking WH40K encyclopedia, ask me any question about it and there is a 99.9% I will be able to answer it.
I talk out loud, sometimes to myself or imagining an interaction with someone else. Also I assume that anyone (especially people my age) that extend kindness towards me are just doing it out of pity (spoiler: they are.)
>>706977360
why do only losers play wh40k?
>>706977098
>What are conkers he asks?
Horse chest nuts you can collect them and battle with friends/yourself.
>>706977485
Same reason only losers play Minecraft or FNAF: they can circlejerk with people who do the same thing.
no, they are not doing it out of pity.
Lurk /b/.
Vape.
Still play with finger skateboards.
>>706977485
Its not only losers. Just the majority. Its a fun hobby and the sheer amount of lore means you can lose yourself in it very easily.
I mean there is a shit ton of lore, over 500 books, maybe more.
>>706977636
You forgot to give me my (You).
>>706976296
>>706977714
>tomorrow theme
>>706977379
Sounds a bit like me, though I don't imagine anyone else there. I just refer to myself as we. We're all here enjoying this lovely music in our studio apartment.
I piss into the shower while the water is warming up and think to myself that I am planting the seeds of warmth. Do I win?
>>706977794
>refer to myself as we
I would make a reference to something right now but it's banned.
>>706977700
Don't listen to them faggots.
Who is your favorite race?
>Alaitoc here
>>706977837
I piss in shower too. Sometimes I'll even piss on myself whilst there.
Talk to myself I literally have conversations by myself intricate detailed passionate as hell and I do it often I can't help it my mind wonders I'm sure people think I'm retarded or something is wrong with me
>>706977837
Yes
>>706977794
i always refer to myself as "we"
and i also live in a studio apartment
>>706977997
You didn't read the full post.
I play Second Life.
>>706978165
Oh, but I did. I merely ignored the last part.
>>706978224
>2016
>second life
Holy shit, we have a rare specimen.
>>706977992
Grey Knights. I don't play much anymore, mainly into the lore.
>>706977266
What the actual fuck
>>706977903
I'm drawing a blank, so it's probably something from a younger generation.
i shit in the shower and mash it down the drain with my foot.
i piss in the hand washing sinks at work when no one is around.
i dig in my ass when my butt hole itches
i am disgustgod
>>706978292
Grey Knights wow you must be fun at a party.
>>706978336
>younger generation
It's from this decade. Targeted to children but viewerbase is primarily adults. Very much frowned upon and hated by everyone except those who watch it.
I drink all my drinks at home out of one of those color twisting crazy straws.
When my wife isn't in the mood, she lets me rub me jack off rubbing my dick up and down inside her ass crack over her asshole.
>>706978530
>/b/tard
>presumably autistic
>has WIFE
>>706978530
English
>>706978305
How I have friends is beyond me sometimes. With those kinds of social skills, I should be allowed to compete in the special olympics.
>>706977266
I have a story that almost matches yours but I said, "It's just deodorant"
>>706978530
That's because your a fat beta potato. Alphas like myself laugh at you.
>>706976296
>>706976537
>>706977266
>>706977485
>>706977794
>>706978032
You are all disgusting Heretical filth and should be purged.
>Mfw This becomes a 40K Thread
>>706978646
I think that your friends may be friends out of pity for you, anon. Don't feel bad. I'm same way. Just learn to be antisocial, and learn to love it, as I did.
I scratch my scalp until I dig out a pimple core, look at it, and then flick it on the floor. The cleaned pore feels tingly and nice so I keep doing this.
How awful is this?
>>706978439
Oh, I got it. Gross.
>>706976296
I cum in my sisters dirty panties when she goes to school.
My mom washes them after so ive never gotten caught.
>be 36 live with mom and cim in sisters panties
>i hate myself
>>706978737
Inquisition filth.
I still cry myself to sleep at night because I'm deathly afraid of socializing but desperately want some friends in my life
I'm 22
All I do is manage a few companies multimedia outlets
Pay my dad my rent and skate in the front yard for a few hours
I tell him I'm going on on Fridays and Saturdays and always leave unwrapped condoms in the trash in the bathroom but when I leave im just in my car in a church parking lot
>>706978862
Got it, eh? Okay, is it banned here? If so, under what jurisdiction?
>>706978603
I don't think /b/ version of autism is necessarily real autism though.
>>706978397
Read the books. I like reading about the hypothetical pinnacle that a born human being could ever reach, both physically and spiritually.
The grey knight trilogy is worth a read.
>>706977360
>>706977700
>>706977992
To me! Rally Brothers!
For the Emperor!
>>706978894
>my mom washes them
So your mom knows about this?
>>706978903
Do I sense the foul taint of Chaos in this thread?
>>706978709
At least I'm not the only one.
>>706978738
Doubt it. No one has 8 years of pity in them. And all my friends are weird, antisocial fuckers too.
>>706978936
ill be ur friend anon
>>706978862
i still dont get it. what is it?
>>706979011
Noooo because all i do is play vidya and smoke in the house she makes me collect the laundry for her, so she just puts them from basket to washer in bulk.
>hate myself
>love my life i suppose
>>706979140
Can't say it here because I'll get banned.
>>706978797
Having pimples on your scalp that you can dig the cores out of is pretty awful. Stop eating the American diet.
>>706977266
>>706978709
thats better than not saying anything at all, girl didnt realize i was deaf in left ear, she was complementing me all night i i almost never heard her
>>706977107
how is that autistic
you should try cumming on your wall
I am a evolved wolf demon from another universe here in vacation but everything sucks so when I get my powers back I'll destroy this planet and return to my hot big boobed blond wife in my hot, chisled, manly man body and we'll fight evil and have hot fetish sex on the mountains of money i made as a wandering mercenary
>>706978970
They get their own board to be gross in.
>>706979185
there are no rules on /b/ dont be a bitch
>>706976296
Probably these dubs.
>check em
>>706979131
Really? Why?
I literally have zero social value to offer, other than maybe loyalty
>>706979224
You sound more delusional than autistic.
>>706979229
Goteem. Although I wouldn't call them "gross." Anyway, the "we" reference is regarding a character from that show.
>>706979229
>>706979276
oh my god is it ponies? its ponies isnt it
>>706979276
Most global rules including quince are still in effect.
>>706976296
i have seizures
>>706979332
>social value to offer, other than maybe loyalty
because we're all scum that needs company. what kind of music do you listen to
>>706979405
Yes. There's character in MLP who always refers to herself as plural "we."
>>706978439
MLP? Yeah, that's total autism and faggotry. At least some kind of cerebral defect has to be involved.
>>706978997
Im only kidding. In the chaos codex they speak of the only grey knight being to be tainted by slaanesh? Don't know if you've heard of it but its interesting. They believe it to be Draigo himself.
>>706979332
Not the guy you replied too.
But
Neither do i, id be your friend seriously
>>706978530
>>706978797
>>706978439
>>706979219
The eyes of the Inquisition are upon you.
>>706979482
>not realising what a wonderful hugbox it is
>>706979481
gross why do you even know that anon
I write a lot of erotic short stories that involve the ability to stop time so that the main character can indulge in his fantasy of smelling the popular girls' buttholes.
>>706978722
I look forward to her not being in the mood. Feelsgoodman.
>>706979205
I'm deaf in my right ear. I've had my boss walk up and try to talk to me on my right side. Then she gets mad when I "ignore" her. Like she can't remember I'm deaf in that ear for more than a few minutes.
>>706979010
I will not rally with you follower of the corpse emperor!!
>>706979631
Because I was ponyfag up until a couple months ago, when the show tanked in quality and the cancer of /mlp/ and 4chan started getting to me.
>>706976296
I shit naked. Fuck you. I'm actually taking a shit right now...naked
>>706979650
THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND LIVES
>>706977761
This makes me laugh every fucking time
Anyone else poop in the shower and mash it down the drain?
>>706979461
Recently a lot of incendiary, expire, rotting out
That type of stuff
But in general pretty much anything from Americana and Mississippi delta blues all the way to black metal and d beat to 2tone ska and roots reggae
There isnt a genre I can't find something I like
How about you anon?
>>706979718
how do you do that i can't shit naked i feel so vulnerable when i'm naked
>>706979599
>>not realising what a wonderful hugbox it is
For faggots, yes, yes it is.
>>706979344
Sorry, all I can think of is the fan fiction they used to post here. I would make my nieces watch something else when I had to babysit them. I just told them it was too loud lol.
>>706979781
I bet your shower smells horrible. How often do you clean the drain?
>>706979781
Stop seeking validation, you sick fuck
>>706976296
Don't even chew, but I have a nasty ass spitoon filled with fucking loogies. I drink vodka, smoke cigarrettes and spit in my fucking spitoon for whatever faggot reason.. To lazy and aspie to get up and spit in the trash can.
>>706979781
Yeah I waffle stomp too
>>706979704
well at least you've seen the error in your ways. ill forgive you, anon.
>>706979750
Lol
You will fall.
>>706979806
literally listen to everything. i play shit games though. runescape and samp. judge me now lmao.
>>706979836
never
>>706979999
Checked.
>>706979892
Have you heard of the new Chapter?
They're called The Imperial Stormtroopers.
>>706979947
samp roleplay is the shit, used to be hooked on NGG.
>>706979849
WAFFLE STOMP KEK
>>706980029
old rp name anon?
>>706976296
Shitting naked is awesome
And why rubber ducky would be retarded, I always wanted one
>>706977379
Sounds like you did too much acid
>>706979533
Seriously?
What do you do for fun
>>706979781
No. Nobody does that. I'm not being ironic here. Nobody fucking does that. Scat fans are few and far between, but actually touching your own shit when you don't get a sexual charge out of it is just plain gross without any mitigating perversion to it.
>>706979781
Yep i do that, i like to let it go in my hand and then drop it and then press it down with my big toe, ive been doing it sonce i was 5 and havnt stopped 21 years later
>>706978366
>>706979781
I've shit in the shower and stomped it down the drain twice, after the second time I started having drain issues so i had a plumber some snake it and haven't done it since. Shit doesn't go down a tub drain very well.
>>706980155
I actually don't do drugs, dubs. That shit fuck ya up bad.
I love how /tg/ is leaking into /b/ for a change. It's rare, and I'm glad I saw it happen.
>>706980043
I did that once as a kid. Had to fart in the shower. It wasn't a fart.
>>706980185
Other anons beg to differ.
>>706977674
Uhh they're called techdecks and it's an art
>>706980156
Yeah dead serious :)
For fun?
Haha honestly not alot. Bit of a shut in, so i generally either code or play video games (few mmos and loads of shit on steam)
What about yourself dude :)
>>706979947
Not the guy who said samp rules but I'm assuming that's San Andreas online or whatever?
I'd be down for that
Runescape is actually pretty cool or was
- I am a glass collector and I have a specific glass for every beverage I drink.
- I have a 40min favorite song that I hear every night before sleep since I was 14.
- My desktop of my PC is just a wallpaper. No icons, no folders, no programs, nothing. And I cringe when I see other peoples PCs with shit on their desktops.
- I have a strict EDC and I get mad when something is out of place
- Actually prefer masturbation over sex
I am super autistic, the list can go on for years If I feel like it
>>706980290
Oh, I thought we were talking about human beings.
I still fantasize fucking my mom. ask me anything
>>706980185
Hmmmm i for one dont do it for sexual gratification, its just relaxing idk i cant explain it
>>706980029
you still play?
>>706977266
I'd say you did great with that answer
Maybe the delivery was off
>>706979844
how much spit would u say you have in it
>>706978894
sounds pretty awesome im jelly
>>706980424
Do you also have TILF's (teachers you'd like to fuck)?
>>706980426
Try eating it.
>>706980505
Who doesnt...
>>706980238
Nah acid is fun as shit
>>706980483
Cut the rim off one of those fuckin Hawaiian Punch gallon thingies, almost full to the rim. I'm fucking gross. I already know..
>>706980329
I skate and lift, I watch RSD videos but have yet to actually do anything with them
Do a lot of writing
Reminisce of the days before all this crippling.depression shit happened
>>706979824
I just strip down and start taking a dump. When im clothed doing it...it feels weird after all this time doing it naked
>>706978722
>Alphas like myself
Kek
>>706980501
Its a pretty fucking sweet deal mang
Dont gota do shit bar get the laundry which is annoying since its always at fucking 9am but after that shit im done and can do whatever i want for the day, its not a bad deal at all i suppose
>>706980234
>>706980552
XENOS SCUM
>>706980524
I love the smell, but i dont imagine the taste would be the same
>>706980668
Right?
>>706978280
Are there any other virtual world "games" like that I should know about? I don't want one with objectives, just a virtual world to make stuff in and meet people for skype sex and so forth.
>>706976296
>shit naked
>never shower unless I go out
>listen to christmas and hildren songs from my childhood
>suck air into my ass and fart
>try to fart as lnog as possible, my record is 50 sec
>smell everything
>isolate myself everyday and choose to sit infront of a computer and talk to strangers all day rather than going outside
>pissbottles
>>706980505
Not at all, m8.I like milfs but I only fantasize with my mom. Also I tried to make take this to real world. AMA
>>706980772
Maybe you should just try eating clay. A lot of people do that.
>>706980741
We will cut you down.
You are weak and slow.
>>706977379
I sometimes blur out phrases connected with the scenes that play out in my head.
Say, I imagine an conversation I might have and will speak out loud last sentence.
No one has ever cought me doing that but who really would care
>>706979332
Different anon. I'd be your friend. I know what it's like feeling alone and worthless.
>>706980815
How in the tapdancing fuck do you suck air into your asshole?
>>706980606
Ah with you on the ol crippling depression, hence why i come here, theres somethinf beautiful yet lonesome about being 99% anonymous.
Writing is always cool what do you write??
When it comes to writing i dont have much in the way of skill past coding. Always wished i would be able to better that as a skill you know?
Also what do you listen to music wise? If you dont mind me asking
>>706980081
>>706980455
nah, NGG is fucking dead now and it's a damn shame, my RP name was Sean Crunk.
>>706981070
Its an aquired skill but i know a few people myself that can do it.
Its like how some people can make themselfs burp... but with your anus
When I have a waifu or a crush and I get to the point of thinking about her a lot, sometimes I won't be able to picture her in my mind. I can still recognise her face in pictures, etc. but not draw a mental image, so to speak. Anyone else affected by this?
>>706981122
yeah. Sean Crunk, never heard of you. What year did you play?
>>706978156
>ya were probs just gonna have a couple glasses of wine and watch a movie, ya know just chillin. later we might go out for lunch or somethin.
hmm i like your style anon. also, at least you have your own place.
>>706981208
Wow I have this too sometimes
>>706979781
You're fucking disgusting. How fat are you?
>>706980772
>Say, I imagine an conversation I might have and will speak out loud last sentence.
Okay, Anons, help me talk this shit-mashing faggot into eating his own shit. DO IT FAGGOT!
>>706981220
first in 2011, then again in late 2012 when the server was at its peak. I was mainly a dmer and the crunks were my dm fam, good times.
>>706981208
I cant remember my moms face if that counts
>>706981377
You're MILF guy, right?
I was about to get laid by a chick and I heard meowing coming from a bonnet of a car instead of ignoring it and continue with the laying I tried to save the cat.
This ended up with the chick leaving and me spending the night trying to find the cat that was stuck inside the bonnet of this car.
>>706981070
like this
>lay like pic related in bed
>relax your anus
>work your stomac around until you butthole opens a bit
>suck in your stomac and close fartring so air doesn't escape
>>706977674
I'm taking a dump. This made my shit retract
>>706981444
>bonnet
Trips confirm limeys are idiots. (You) for trying to save cat, though.
>>706981342
Ill try it i suppose, im not against it massively seeing as ive never tried it.
When im going for a shower and a shit next ill taste it, never know can you really
>>706980462
I know exactly what happened. She saw a long-haired guy with tattoos with a riding jacket on. And expected me to be bad-ass or something. And probably not autistic. Our previous conversation probably just made me seem goofy. That last bit sealed my fate. I'm fully aware of my lack of social ability.
>tfw look like "bad boy" upper-middle class girls date to piss off their parents
>tfw really just a weird-ass goober
I shitpost literally all the time. Bananas, Muslim shit, gore, spiderman...
>>706981438
Nope
>>706979826
> Hugbox for faggots
All hugboxes are for faggots. MLPers are degenerates worse than weeaboos and hobos
>>706981508
Could get addictive.
>>706981636
I like the taste of my own piss soooo this isnt a far shot off that jump i imagine.
Idk about you but i fucking love the smell of my own shit
>>706981505
>limeys
Hood of the car sounds retarded
>>706981788
If you're amerifat like me then it sounds normal.
Lego at 22.
>tried to suck my own dick more than once
>shit naked
>tried to fuck my self more than once
>tried to fuck a plush
>still virgin
>watched almost all the mlp episodes at least twice
>jerked it on a piece of toast and ate it
>became a regular 4chan poster
>came in my own mouth
>drank my own piss in the bath tub
the list goes on
This is actually pretty hard for me to admit, and I've been this way for a long time. At least since about 2010, with some breaks in between, but the simple fact of the matter is I am the cancer that is killing /b/.
>>706981834
>suck own dick
>fuck plush
Degenerate.
>mlp
Ayy sup mahnigga!
>>706981444
>>706981788
By the way im on a fucking roll
>>706981788
Gotta agree.
Hood usually stands for something that covers the top, so a hood could refer to the roof in my eyes but in no way a bonnet
>>706981908
don't call me nigga fucking nigger
ayy
>>706981832
Lego is kewl
>>706976296
too much junk in the trunk!!! but i would anyway, good sex burns calories, i would work on that ass for a long time
Is there any crossover between bronies and furfags?
>>706977360
Where should I start if I want to get into Warhammer? What are some good books? Interested in 40k and fantasy
>>706982084
>Both are demented autists
Stick my hand up my ass with toilet paper to pull shit out when I'm constipated
>>706982084
No. The two fandoms are at odds with one another. Also, /mlp/ members are not bronies. They prefer ponyfags.
>>706978936
Hey Im also 22 and complete failure at life
Playing in a band and doing some push-ups is basically what saves me from heroing
>>706979533
fellow autismo, i skate too.
>>706982151
>>706982084
or horse fucker
706981542
You are scum and everyone hates you. (You) retracted.
>>706977360
Who is darth vader
>>706981054
Nobody is worthless, it's only the trash around you that make you feel that way.
>>706982142
I wish i could do that, the clench would strain my fingers too much (ive tried)
>>706982151
Who cares what they prefer! lol
Hey guys, I been so fucking close of fucking my own mother, AMA. Trust me.
>>706982284
That's typically only used for those that want to fuck real horses as well. Most ponyfags just want to fuck the cartoon ponies.
>>706982357
So close isnt doing it faggot.
Ive been close a few times when she was drunk on the couch out cold.
Doesnt mean i did it.. though because i dont have the balls.
>>706982374
i think horse fucker sounds more appropriate for me
>>706982520
Seconded
Instantly think of fucking every woman I see up the ass, imagining her shock, surprise, pain, and humiliation.
>>706982060
Not as cool as you. :*
>>706982612
Dawww <3 :*
>>706979638
And the winner is
>>706982585
rape is a natural feeling
>>706982310
>>706982244
>>706982183
So whays going on gents
>>706982726
>inb4 this post deleted for GR15
I have adhd, I'm not medicated but a joint every now and then helps
>>706976296
>Literal Rubber Ducky
>Literal
>>706982809
Have you tried meds?
If so how do you find weed over meds?
My little brother has it and they want to medicate him, but i want to find out about the use of thc instead
>>706982770
What is GR15?
>>706982955
Global Rule 15: All pony threads, images, Flashes, and avatars are to be posted on /mlp/.
>>706977266
why girls do that shit of launching hints at you that they're hitting on you, and if you don't get them, it turns out you're fucking retarded?, call me autistic I don't fucking care but that's pretty bitch-level arrogant behavior
>>706982922
it is literally an actual statement
>>706982955
GR15 is the most strictly enforced of all global rules. Most violations are deleted in minutes, whereas CP threads have gone on for hours.
>>706982735
not shit. sitting at home studying for an exam monday. too rainy to skate here (hurricane harambe) and i don't have friends to go out with :)
>>706983142
no i won't
>>706983087
God bless the mods recklessness with co filtration
>>706982935
It varies based on person preference, I myself have never taken Ritalin but cannabis does help to a certain degree. Also I just refuse to take Ritalin because in all cases I've seen its fucked the person up even more and they become dependent on it
Am I gonna get band?
>>706983234
Ok thanks for the info friendo
>>706983216
Fuck off Randy!
>>706983216
Why don't you fuck off and get some hyposuction?
>>706983294
No worries
>>706983216
>>706983216
Fuck you randy you large cunt
>>706978894
I feel like the only reason she let's you live there still is because there isn't a father figure in your life and at this point she knows it's gone too far, but is scared to ask you to leave because she doesn't want to seem like a bad parent even though FUCK MAN, you're fucking 36 and live with your mom still.
>>706977761
I've seen a dog projectile vomit before
>>706981074
I Write a big ol Long post about what I wrote for some reason it never showed
Anyway since 2006 I've been writing a comic that revolves around two kabbalistic mafia nwo type fraternities
And the groups they use to do their biddings
The central themes are fraternity, vengeance, and divinity.
Over 33 issues with four acts each between 22 two different deuteragonists I tell the story of a never ending war between two groups and their cohorts. The point of the many vantage points is to show the narrative we often paint of good vs evil is a fallacy and there are many reasons amd.fsctors as to why someone would do some cynical and depraved things
Im working on finding an artist now that the story is complete
>>706981832
Legos in your 20's is a "fake nerd girl" version of autism. Good for you. You're a normal, "quirky" person who enjoys a hobby shared by millions of completely normal people.
I have started talking like Ricky on Trailer Park Boys. Like saying no big deal and fuck off a lot.
>>706982784
Dat burn tho
Sometimes when I have to shit, I like to start tasks around the house until the feeling of having to shit is so bad I run to the bathroom. I can only attribute it to how a dog runs around in circle for awhile before finally shitting. Its probably ocd.
>>706976523
Yup
>>706977794
It's called the royal we for a reason, anon, it is the pronoun for popes, emperors, and kings.
>ywn be blown out as fuck with Johnathon Reese Meyers while he uses the royal we
>>706983443
Oh im well aware its an issue of its gone too far, im not ignorant to the fact that im a man child, but seriously dude. .. i get waited on hand and foot and have 0 real worries or concerns.
I dont have to shower or nothing unless she starts to complain.
Yeah im 36 but i also dont have to worry about bills or a mortgage, my mom will die some time in the next few years and this place will be mine.
Never having to work a day in my life.
>>706983216
When I need some advice on mowing lawns, not wearing a shirt, or eating cheeseburgers, I'll come to you, but until then, FUCK OFF.
>>706983707
No it feels that much better when you finally do shit... almost like cumming... a lot of girls do this too
>I need to touch wood when im nervous or think a thought that makes me uneasy
>if a water bottle is near me while im around people i have to drink from it everytime nobody is speaking to me
>practice full on conversations in public while walking to a place where im anticipating social interaction
>>706983443
Don't wanna jump in so I won't post to this again and don't expect a reply, but I agree brother, the poster is right, living with your mother at 36, whew. How do you do you own thing without worrying about people worrying or getting in your way, try moving out man, just go into a house share
When somebody posts that meme about the guy below is randy and tell him to fuck off, I get real creative with it.
>>706983234
I was diagnosed with add as a teen. It wasn't adhd, but my doc decided to try ritalin anyway. One dose and I was sitting in a chair, not really thinking much, not responding to much, but occasionally crying. After 4 hours in a chair my mom told me I should try sleeping it off. I only vaguely remember the whole event. Ritalin can be fuckin crazy when it doesn't work.
>>706976296
>shit naked
That's the best way to shit dude.
>>706983480
Glad to hear back :D
That genuinely sounds fucking awesome!!
And saddly i cant offer skills in the way of art work to help you, being able to write is the extend of my art capabilities haha.
I suppose all i can offer you is to have someone genuinely interested in your comics themes and ideas to have a read and enjoyit to its fullest.
Not alot to offer i know but its all i got lol
>>706983025
its pretty fucking obvious if you're not autistic tbh.. who the fuck tells you you smell nice at a fucking bar..
>>706983989
I can't. The cord has grown back.
>>706984058
Even when it does, it makes people into mindless zombies
>>706983522
Yeah I'm normal, live at home with both my parents, they are still married and have 9-5 jobs. I don't need to work cause I got lots of money from a death in the family, kills yourself faggit you don't know me. Didn't take the bait btw
>>706984211
A lot of people actually, in fact it's not weird for girls to say things to you that sound like flirting but then act like they don't like you.
For example I had a female friend that used to tell me I was attractive enough to get any girl I wanted, then I asked her to me by gf and she rejected me
>>706983025
It doesn't matter if they're an arrogant bitch. I should have thought of something better than explaining I have a shower.
>>706984211
I dunno, that one girl trying to flirt with me at a bar. I do smell fresh as fuck when I go out though. Also had women stop me and ask what I do to get my hair so nice. The answer is genetics, but I've found creative troll answers to give them.
>take a spoonful of peanut butter and mix it with your shampoo
>spit in your hand and rub it in your scalp
>>706977204
I hate shitting naked. Forces me to see the day shit I've become.
>>706979010
Daily reminder that Magnus the Red did nothing wrong. If the emperor was so smart, he should have explained his webway experiments to the primarchs at least. Worshippers of the false emperor can't explain that.
>>706979947
I pk on f2p with my sick pure, 40 att, 82 str, 81 range and 13 pray.
if you f2p pk i'll add you if not then there's really no point, its the only thing i do, im rich as fuck though
>>706979806
Will you be going to FYA
>>706978936
I'm in school now but I have a lot of free time on the internet, we can be friends bro B)
>>706984744
Define rich...
>>706984739
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD LORD!!
>be me
>be 11 year old kid
>get really worried about stupid shit
>one day dad gives me a rock with a white line on it and says it's lucky
>believe him
>start collecting every rock with a stripe i can find
>store in backpack
>4 months later
>walking around with literal backpack of rocks
>one day walk into class
>throw backpack onto ground
>backpack shatters teachers foot
>mfw my lucky rocks got me out of class for a week
>be 19
>ive since realized my dad was lying, but i still collect these rocks
>>706981444
You did the right thing
>>706976296
>What is the most autistic or cringeworthy thing(s) that you do?
not owning up, like today i was confident to talk to some girl but then i wussed out, crazy cause im not that damn shy. now its fall break and theres a chance shes gonna end up with someone else
>>706985108
Thats pretty nomal
>>706980416
What do you do if you're trying a new drink?
>>706985236
Actually, no it's not...
>>706979524
No, it was just a rumour. The forces of Chaos still have never been able to corrupt a member of the grey knights. The closest that anyone has come to claiming a grey knights soul was when Justicar Alaric and his strike team were captured by a chaos lord of khorne and fitted with anti psych collars, nullifying their protective wards. Only Alaric survived the incursions that he and his strike team made, and a greater demon of tzeench imprisoned by the khornate xenos was tasked with claiming Alaric, who at the time was vulnerable to a psychik attack. He knew he wouldn't be able to beat the will of the demon, so intentionally drove himself insane by chanting litanies of the grey knights in an attempt to stave off the demon. He lost his mind for a few months and was turned into a gladiator by the khornates, but he slowly regained control of himself, escaped the world using a downed starship, and survived on a lone thunderhawk for 8 months mainly sleeping through and eating to stop his muscles atrophying while a distress beacon was set on. He was found by the inquisition and accepted back into the folds of his chapter.
>>706984955
rich as fuck for f2p, bank probably worth around 350-400m in rune 2h's and shit
>>706978722
Ay at least he's rubbing his dick on a girl. While an "alpha like you" is still fucking your ottoman while watching amine.
>>706985431
Yeah it is... on the autism scale, your a fuckin normie
>>706982087
start with the wiki. Not lexicanum, because that gives more technical/tabletop info, but the actual wiki.
After that, most libraries keep a selection of warhammer novels. The lore base is so huge it really would be impossible for me to give you a starting point.
>>706985502
Then were equal ;) well played
>>706979781
The poop in the shower guy is making a 2nd appearance??
>>706985236
>>706985431
its autistic to me cause im pretty nonchalant and easy to engage people into some small talk, but i barely see her and when i do shes with some friends and i dont want to approach her in such an environment
>>706984873
No what is that?
My snapchat is LJRadical213 btw if anyone wants to keep these conversations going
If mot dont worry probAbly will an hero before 2017 is over anyway
>>706985108
New York?
