anon,
what's the best advice you have ever heard/received ?
To always question the legitimacy of the holocaust
>>706971506
stop wasting your life on 4chan
>>706971506
this could be a good thread
i like the quote
'its better to ask for forgiveness than permission'
>>706971506
.. Not sure if that's actual rape or just well acted
Live your life like its Golden
>>706971506
Never trust/believe the jews!
>>706972198
It's porn. Throttle your Daughter on Motherless.
don't eat yellow snow.
>>706972049
That's not advice, it's an admonishment for cowardice.
>>706971506
>If triangles had a god, it would have three corners.
think about it.
>>706971506
"Vote Trump. At least he won't start a war against Russia, China, and everyone".
u sick fuck i hope u die in the worst way possible
>>706972622
Then why isn`t god a nigger?
>>706971506
Dress like your going to meet the love of your life everyday.
It's good advice for a depressed nogf meet who dosent shower.
>>706971506
What kinda reddit tier question is that
fuck off
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VpvxsDO.jpg "images[1].jpg")
>>706972982
wat? how does that even relat?
>>706972488
wrong
you are the coward for being such little bitch to ask mommy if you can go play outside
faggot
>>706972622
actually depends
if triangles came up with a god in ancient time but the more dominant squares eventually accepted this god as well, centuries later that god would be shown as a square
>>706971506
kill yourself to prevent your enemies from winning
pullout
>>706971506
Take what you want
Pretty much what message the OP sends
Grab life by the throat and shove your dick in it
>>706971506
the best way to keep a secret is to keep it to yourself
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KDgUAr4.jpg "images[1].jpg")
>>706973238
Indeed!
Although it could be debated if it still is the god of the triangles then or if it has changed to become the god of the squares.
Also, Cthulu Fthagn!
'You shouldn't go on that site anymore Leo'
>>706973612
eh, that's true i guess
also, i was thinking more of how technically jesus is a sandnigger but thanks to yuropoors he is now aryan
>>706971506
"Down the road, not across the street"
>>706971506
befriend college girls you don´t want to fuck to get neat notes
don´t befriend college girls you want to fuck bc they will hate you sonner or latter and when you need them you may not have some useful notes
meh
Take what you can! Give nothing back!
-Captain Jack Sparrow
>>706973333
Best advice, quads don't lie.
- Trips Fairy
>>706971506
love yourself. if you arent able to do that do not expect nobody to love you at all
>>706971506
Sauce?
>>706971506
to stop being australian
>>706973838
Jesus was not just a sandnigger but he was also a jew.
>>706971506
stop drinking
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h6KqXJ2.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>706974188
>>706974188
Bazinga!
>>706973217
rekt
>>706971506
live and let live
learn from your mistakes
etc
if it hurts , it can heal. if it doesnt hurt, there is nothing you can do
>>706971506
admitting you did something wrong that hurt someone is about making you feel better not them. You double down on hurting people by confessing.
>>706973849
uh if your friends are across the street you go there not down it half a mile
Always stay positive even if its difficult
>>706974265
Benghazi!
>>706973882
autistic af
Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever.
-Shane Falco
>>706971506
Do what you want coz a pirate is free
What you eat don't make me shit
Never felt better and had less.
-Sonny Hooper
Wear a condom... Because in 6 months tou might be finding out that your newhot gf is not only a batshit crazy evil cunt, but now shes pregnant and religious, and you'll be dealing with her shit forever. That kind of grief ain't worth it for some pussy... Wear a damn condom.
>>706974617
lol that guy drew a penus
At pretty much any time in your life, the majority of people you care for, whose opinions you value and who you devote time to will no longer be people you know.
Some may betray you and be less worthy of a "how do you do?" than any random stranger.
Some will just fade away into their own lives.
Be sure you spend enough time on yourself. Do things for yourself.
"You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends. Just don't pick your friends nose."
- Anonymous
Pull tab to open.
>>706971506
if looks like a duck , and fucks like a duck ............
>>706973987
not entirely accurate. i would know.
it should go more like "if you don't love yourself, it becomes infinitely harder for you to imagine other people loving you".
which, for all intents and purposes, would simply mean the same thing to you
but for me, realizing that there's that difference of perspective really helped me turn things around.
>>706972349
gta iv yes
>>706974506
you think? its more about to have fuck friends and study friends apart. i dont see anything wrong
>>706974695
date a girl long enough to figure out if she's crazy or not. If you can't figure it out in 3 days you're dump shit deserve crazy
>>706971506
nothing lasts forever
>>706974721
my mom used to tell me this!
>>706973739
you mean if link was a girl... Zelda is a girl that link saves...
In middle school I always got in trouble, and had to clean with the janitor at lunch. He once told me,
"Don't stop doing stupid shit, just stop getting caught."
5 years later I got his at the time lesbian daughter to fall in love with me and all that shit, then I knocked her up, and had a baby girl with her on May 8, 2016. I didn't know her dad was my middle school janitor until she took me to his job to get weed from him one day. Thanks for the advice, Scott!
>>706974787
ENGLISH!!!!!!
>>706974775
strategic planning on who to fuck based on the school notes they have to offer. Really anon?
>>706971506
if you meet a girl with false teeth, marry her
>>706974857
IS THAT SO??????????? WOW WE HAVE A GENIUS HERE
>>706974433
You don't get it, do ya
>>706974913
if you can't figure out i meant dumb then you really are as smart as you sound. Family tree is a circle know what i mean?
>>706971506
When i was young, the teacher told us
>Money does not make happiness
So i went to my dad after school and asked him if it was true because my dad knew everything, Here is what he told me:
>Well she is right money does not make you happy, but it cries damn better in a cadilac then in a tercel
>>706974787
And she digs twats who can't proofread.
>>706971506
If it seems really stupid but will make a good story, do it
By a plunger before you need one
>>706975087
>Update
ENGLISH!!!!!! You 3rd world primate!
>>706971506
If you hook up with a woman and can't remember her name in the morning, take her to Starbucks.
>>706975141
Buy* fucking phone
>>706974857
"Never believe anything you read on the internet" Abe Lincoln
"Try not to be a cunt"
>>706971506
"Driving a car is like having sex with a good woman. You gotta ease into it, make 'em purr, then slowly ease off the brakes. You'll make her scream in no time"
-My Stepdad
>>706975108
Cadillac.
If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker
>>706975159
"Never get into an argument with stupid people. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." George Carlin
>>706975209
You're fucked cause you're English.
Dont stick it in crazy
>>706972049
Good advice, it's because of this saying I've gotten away with a lot of shit, and made some good memories
>>706974967
no, read carefully. dont fuck those who i don´t want to fuck (uglies) and ask them for notes while fucking those i want to (and get to) fuck and dont ask them for notes
>>706974888
Our daughter Addyson
regret doing anything wrong is much better than regret doing nothing at all
>>706974721
Mandy said this
>>706975510
No one cares about you, the whore you knocked up or that thing that Im going to have to pay for cause you two cant afford that mistake.
>>706974188
Hitler approved
I still 'member this post. He got to me and I think his advice has helped me immensely over six years later.
>>706971506
"Better to enter with boldness. Any mistakes you commit through audacity are easily corrected with more audacity."
The only one I actually liked from that autistic bible.
>>706975510
Are you a nigger? Addison is spelled with an i you fucktard.
>>706974857
God damn the internet is stupid as fuck.
How dare they ever make a mockery of the legendary game of Zelda
>>706972471
Eat yellow snow. It could be beer.
might makes right
international billionaire industrialists own the governments
"Do not speak unless you can improve the silence." --Baronness Rodmila de Ghent
>>706971506
"if elections could change anything, they would be illegal"
thats some wisdom over here
>>706975634
Dad? Is that you?
>>706975763
"Nothing is final until you're dead. And even then, I'm sure God negotiates."
>>706975692
Chose to name her Addyson. Nickname is Addy. I had to squeeze at least one reference in my spawn's name.
"Watch Captain Cringe"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI1v7p1VUDo
>>706972471
I dont get it
>>706972405
Yeah... the site just closed in my country for Child Porn
>>706974888
Does... he appreciate you?
When I was a pasty 14yo I dated a bi chick who eventually came out as full on lesbo.
Her dad was a cop and while I think he liked me being around, I could see in his eyes the disappointment that he knew, ultimately, his baby girl would be munching carpet for the rest of her days.
Also, you completely failed his advice.
You knocked up a dyke and got caught. you are now a literal cash cow for her for the next 18 years. Unless she is genuinely into you and BONUS wants 3somes, you fucked up badly.
>>706975692
>>706971506
SAVE EARLY, SAVE OFTEN!!
>>706971506
Be a man, and act accordingly,
>>706974888
You fucked your life up, but at least you got trips.
>>706975922
Boxxy reference? Or Adderall reference?
>>706971506
Always give people directions, even if you don't know the way.
>>706975007
why?
Arguing with a stupid person is like playing chess with a pigeon. Now matter how sound your argument is, the pigeon will still shit all over the board and strut around like it won anyway.
>>706976085
Her dad hates me and thinks I'm a stoner, but so is he, and I'm the one with a construction job. He is the one working as a janitor at the last school he attended because he quit school before high school. His daughter/my baby mama is the blonde jap.
>>706971506
"Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks"
>>706976270
lol wat
so they end up on martin luther king blvd
>>706974714
This has been my life lesson in a nutshell.
Or maybe put another way:
Never do something you wouldn't have done anyway to impress anyone for any reason.
>>706976098
Holy fuck did your tattooist spell the name wrong and you got it changed so you wouldn't look like such a retard?
For the most part, I like tattoos. But that one is... bad...
>>706976098
So you're a white trash wigger? So I was correct in my assumption.
>>706975007
Am I stupid or is this sexist joke? I wouldnt give it second thought if this guy >>706976122 didnt include it in otherwise reasonably good advices.
>>706976281
>>706975510
>Addyson
Worse than
>Kaitlyn/Caitlyn/Catelyn/Katelyn
>Braydon/Brayden
>Caden/Cadyn/Kadyn/Kaden
>Caleb/Calib
>Jaden/Jaydyn/Jeyden
>Sage/Thyme/Rosemary
>Olive
>Alice/Alyce
>Mandy/Mandi
>Crystal/Krystal/Crystel
>Krista/Christa/Crista
>Allie/Alley/Ally
Take a shit name and replace the vowels to seem unique, it's still a shit name.
>>706976085
And I am fully aware I failed his advice. It's not good that I did because he is an old asian, and they give the best advice. Everyone knows that to be a fact.
>>706974745
I'm not sure that's exactly the quote anon...
>>706971506
You either suck dick or you don't.
>>706976356
damn kid clean yourself up. no wonder you father in law thinks your a peice of shit.
>>706976098
>white trash
Wow, I cant believe I tried to take you seriously as a person. Not only is that tattoo shittily executed, getting a name tattooed on your body is the dumbest fucking thing you could possibly do to yourself for the rest of your life. Wow, you retarded faggot.
>>706976405
No, no mispelling. Just wanted to put a reference in my daughter's name. Are you saying you don't like Addys?
>>706974787
You're 16 as fuck if you believe there are some women who aren't crazy.
Best tip I learned: don't put your dick in crazy
>>706976027
try opening the link with some madeup extension, like:
www nomothers com/asdcasdc
gets me to a 404 page inside ml, and you can move from there,
"It's better to spend $5 on ten condoms than to spend $250,000 on a child"
>>706976415
I was raised white trash, ain't nothing bad about it. But I have risen above being white trash.
>>706976422
blowjobs you fucking idiot
>>706975170
Kek.
>>706976521
Just because you suck one cock doesn't mean you're a cock sucker.
>>706971506
Never believe anything you hear and only half of what you see.
"Fuck'em if they can't take a joke"
>>706976487
I just wanted the Addy reference, yo. I wanted her name to be Hailie, but that was a no-go.
>Don't be like me.
My dad was many things, but he was right about that.
>>706976356
This is the look in her eyes.
Now post nudes.
>>706976747
LAMO!!! No you haven't!
>>706976356
Please post more. Love me some Asian girls.
no means yes
my brother threatens my life and is trying to drive me out of the house. I have horrible thoughts about him. he's dumber then a nigger
any advice? thinking about just sleeping in a tent. be alone to my thoughts.
>>706975922
Nickname for Adamant armor in Runescape. Not the best set, not the best looking set, but goddamn if that shit didn't serve me well for a few levels.
>don't worry anon, I got you.
>>706976622
I have, that was a photo from 2 months ago. I got a haircut since then.
>>706976796
also true. Goodnight, buddy.
>>706971506
Never fuck the company. Also known as "don't shit where you eat"
Have sex with your co-worker and work is going to be hell
>>706976747
>risen above it
>has his daughters name tattooed on his forearm
>in shit tier ghetto script
sure thing kiddo.
>>706976098
What kind of self-respecting individual tattoos a name onto their body? Oh, right, you have no respect; you have no pride; you're trash.
>>706973005
Heard that before. It's good advice, but it's easy to take it and run and go too far with it, which is I think evidenced by a lot of "classy gentlemen" trying to go for the fedora/trilby/dress-way-too-formal-for-any-occasion thing.
As long as you dress well for whatever situation you're in instead of going too ham and wearing three-piece suits everywhere, it's solid.
>>706976894
White trash names.
>>706977004
I hope you got rid of that neckbeard as well.
>>706976943
You're right. I still drink and smoke. WTP all day, yo.
If someone puts stones in your way, put the stones on your phone, crush them with your creditcard and fucking snort that shit.
>>706976894
Addy reference like to Boxxy or Adderall? ?
>>706976356
>construction worker condescending to a janitor
thats fucking hilarious. you both work shit jobs, and you're the only one who looks like a greasy acne ridden faggot.
>>706975668
Nice anon. That guy actually gave some good advice, i wish i could thank him.
>>706976703
Speaking of great advice
>>706971506
>grab em right in the pussy
>>706977130
Yes sir, I did.
>>706976098
Kys white trash scum
>>706976973
Just do what I'm doing right now
>buy an old school bus
>convert it to an RV
>buy a shitty used U-HAUL trailer
>hitch it to the back of the bus
>buy a mosin nagant
>buy 500 rounds of surplus 7.62x54r
>obtain flour, condensed milk, vitamins, and peanut butter
>roll all the ingredients into tiny balls and freeze
There you go, anon.
You'll have a home that moves, self-defense, and three month's worth of food
>>706974325
It's more likely to regain trust if you confess though vs. if they find out on their own.
>>706976894
>Hailie
You've got to be shitting me. You mean HALEY?! Wow you fucking autist. inb4 kek "after Hailie Selassie you dumb fgt"
>like everyone in the United States of America is going to get that reference every time they look at her fucking resume
>>706977215
YES. An anon finally got I put a drug reference in the name.
>>706976973
Sorry you're going through that anon. You absolutely don't need to put up with that shit for another second.
My only advice is; if you can't change your environment, take yourself out of it.
?>>706977029
Story?
>>706977440
youre really fucking dumb
>>70697722 you're right, both are shit jobs, but I'm not greasy or acne ridden, I'm the one who completed school and attended college, not that college helped.
>>706977471
No need. It's the same story every time, that's why it's a common saying and not his personal opinion.
>>706977425
No, I was wanting Hailie for her name because that was my grandma's name, homie.
>>706977580
You really are fucking clueless aren't you?
>>706977440
>>706977532
samecuck
>>706977709
Homie? You are a wigger.
>>706977226
>Clearly never actually worked
A mid-level construction worker gets paid a shit ton more than myself and a lot of my fellow degree educated buddies.
If I had the chance to start over I'd either quite school at 16 and take an apprenticeship at a decent company (my cousin did one at Rolls Royce: said he literally just had to turn up on time and say "yes" to maybe 25% of the requests to do overtime and he's better than 95% of the scumbags he works with. Earns about £50k for pressing a button on a machine now.)
Or do a degree in something other than the absolute shit my parents and teachers told me would get me into a job easy, because it did for them 20 years ago.
look back to see the road you walked, not to think about the paths you missed
>>706977299
He was talking years ago during that conversation. Which has been edited to seem like it was recent. He said that it was "ages ago" when he had done it.
>>706977580
So in other words--
This man has a house, a wife, and children, with no college degree or education. So he manages to support all of them including bills and rent, by working as a janitor.
While you, a white male "with a college degree" still work in construction, and shitpost on 4chan.
Tell me again how much better you are than he is. It's getting pretty fucking hilarious.
kys
>>706976764
I interpreted it as artificial front teeth after getting punched making her learn her place. So you talking about the removable ones?
>>706975668
Yeah I remember that, a few gems in there, but the guy is comically bitter about women
>>706972362
What part of "Gods chosen ppl" do you have a hard time comprehending?
Don't listen to anything you read on the internet.
>>706977818
you should quite life faggot
>>706978081
>quite
holy shit youre fucking stupid
>>706977818
Struck a nerve, huh?
Mexicans do your job, for cheaper. That's how easy it is to do what you do. A fucking illegal immigrant who doesn't speak English can do it. Don't glorify your position in life just to feel better about yourself. It's a dead end job to boot. There is no promotion waiting for the guy who does drywall. What future did you expect to make for yourself? Or for her should you choose to marry her? He's looking out for her best interests while you sit there defending a shit job with shit pay that a fucking monkey could do. And just because I shit all over your job doesn't mean I've never worked. It just means you work a shit job and you're trying to lord it over someone twice your age's head. Like an arrogant millennial cunt.
>>706977895
He doesn't have a wife, never has, his daughters mom was a tweak.
>>706977964
yes false teeth is another way of saying dentures
>>706978012
I can tell by your post that you weren't here in 2010. I don't know who you think you are fooling right now.
>>706972049
scumbags mantra
>>706977375
For the rising price of nuggets and x54r, it's better to find a used SD9 or something for the same price and stock up on 9mm. It'll be a lot more useful in any realistic situation too.
1. If she's a slut put it in her butt.
2. When in doubt, pull out.
3. If she's got money, put one in her tummy.
4. If she's in love, wear a glove.
5. If no fit, spit.
>>706973208
A drug dealer selling his wares on a specific intersection (such as the corner of MLK Blvd and Washington street), can be said to possess said corner. A well-to-do dealer could possess several. Drug dealers are mostly urban blacks
>>706978365
Thanks, anon, I didnt know that. Not a native speaker and all.
>>706978350
....so hes a single parent supporting his daughter with a shit job and no help? jesus christ this shitshow just gets worse with every post you submit.
>>706978333
oh ya? good job going to school to get an entry level job that doesnt require schooling... i'll just quite while I am ahead.
>>706978385
I guess /b/ has improved your skills of sensing bullshit anon. Ill admit it that i am a new faggot, but hearing the tales of old /b/ makes me sad that i didnt come here sooner. I wouldve liked learning the basics of coding, hacking, etc, as well as the crazy shit you guys used to do back then.
> not the faggot you called out above.
>>706971506
Around blacks, never relax
The one that always stuck with me from my dad was "admit it, fix it, move on" when dealing with mistakes.
Over time it really helped me deal with overthinking, anxiety, and excessive worrying about things I did and opinions of others.
Eat shit and die
>>706978385
>herp derp newfag i started browsing to a website before you blah blah
No I wasn't here in 2010, when I said "I remember it" I meant that it rarely gets posted anymore.
I got here around the time of roody poos and newfriends.
Ok with you cuntface? Or would you like me to post a picture of my dick so we can compare sizes. Fucking cretin, go shit in your hat.
>>706977471
sry for bad english, I'm tired
>be me
>work in hospital kitchen
>guy my age is a chef
>let's call him Bob
>we have to work with some nurses
>one is really cute
>nice boobs, perfect ass, spanish
>Bob's penis wants to stick it to her
>she goes to school additionally to her apprenticeship
>she always stays overnight at Bob's but they don't sleep together
>just stays overnight
>while smoking a cig, Bob tells me that tonight she's going to stay at his place
>wants to fuck her silly
>"Bob, don't do it...Never fuck the company..."
>"Why not? She obviously likes me...And she's hot!"
>"Don't do it, you will regret it!"
>"Why?"
>"She works here. It's good as long as you two are nice to each other. As soon as she gets mad at you, hell will open up and satan's coming to fuck you. Don't do it!"
>"Ah, you know nothing about girls! I want it, she wants it, it's perfect!"
>next day
>"I fucked her through my whole apartement!"
>"Dude. pls don't tell me every detail!"
>he did
>they worked out longer than I thought
>changed my job
>stayed in contact with Bob
>one day he calls me
>she went full psycho
>a huge scene at the hospital
>infront of everybody
>from the coma guy to the big boss
>he had to change his workplace
>went for a beer about 2 months later
>told me anything
>started with a small issue
>ended with ww3
>she trashed his place
>his new 55" tv? dead
>his new xbox? dead
>his car? well, not dead but she did a nice paintjob
>"asshole" over the whole car
>i sat there
>drank my beer
>and told him
>to never fuck the company again
>>706979016
Let me help you.
wow wtf Motherless is beyond fucked. Do you fucks actually jerk off to that shit
>>706978834
cringed hard
>>706975668
#4 punched me right in the fucking dingus.
>>706979337
Lol motherless used to be so much better than it is now. I miss those days
>>706975510
I was expecting a half nigger.
>>706978834
>>706979225
>Bob's penis wants to stick it to her
>>706976682
>this
kids, if she's quirky, be weary, that may be the crazy trying to slip out
>>706979013
that really is good advice. dads always seem to have the best quips, in my opinion.
>>706975668
Guy is 100% right.
>>706976422
>>706971506
yeah im gunna need the source for that!
>>706971506
Never put your dick in crazy.... NEVER!
Drinking booze is not a race and there's no prize for coming first.
Treat everyone with respect and like an adult... until they prove to not be worthy of either of those things.
Do it now and do it right or don't do it at all.
Sex isn't all it's cracked up to be so try to find someone who won't make you want to kill yourself when you're not fucking them.
Get it in writing.
Most people are full of shit, cherish those you find who are not, they are rarer than gold and diamonds.
Choose your friend wisely, a good friend would never do or say anything to drop you in the shit, people who do that are not your friend.
Judge others by the company they keep, birds of a feather flock together, shit attracts flies, lay down with dogs and you can expect to get fleas.
The hardest thing to do is just walk away but it's often the best choice.
If they're over 30 and still single then they better have damn great excuse or you should be wary.
It doesn't matter how cute she is, some guy somewhere is tired of her shit.
-: From Personal Experience :-
Women who are into horses are usually fucking nuts, avoid.
Avoid fanatics and ideologues of all types the can't be reasoned with and will drag you down.
Never buy anything without asking yourself "do I NEED this or do I just WANT this?"
If someone tries to pressure sell you something tell them you will never buy anything off of them EVER and tell them it's because they tried to pressure you.
White people who try to sound like black people are cunts and deep down they know it, don't deal with them if you don't have to
Save your money and get a nice place to live, life is so much better when home isn't a shit hole... even if the rest of your life is.
I'm out.
>>706979266
Thank you dear sir.
>>706980213
>Never put your dick in crazy.... NEVER!
THIS. no matter how tempting.
>>706971776
>>706976356
>>>706974888
neck beard
>>706975510
Nobody gives a fuck about your offspring faggot
Assuming this isn't bullshit. Why the fuck would you post a picture of your baby on /b/ for pedos to fap to.
>>706977226
I for in VFX for hollywood (actually do) Im here to fuck you both up.
>>706975668
>6
Otherwise sane guy has not experienced depression. It's all an illusion, you can't think rationally about your emotional self through the very nervous system affected with depression. Of course it looks like bullshit from the outside, it's complete non-sense from the inside too. What he has experienced is a depressive episode, probably triggered by something bad happening, or the stress of a monotonous life. I can agree that it's not a physically painful experience for the most part, but it's not the same as a learned skill to cope with life. A clinically depressed person does not function very well at all.
>>706981069
sure thing kiddo
>>706981007
Probably because he's a /b/tard and likes the edginess.
>>706975226
Your stepdad is a Dawg, I salute him
>>706971506
people die, bad things happen to good people, life isnt fair, love never lasts, jim beam never lets you down
>>706971506
There is no such thing as white privilege, there's just good ideas and shit ideas, don't let cucks and cunts tell you otherwise because they failed at life.
>>706971506
Dont take shit from anyone
Working as an ironworker number 1 rule
Never put your hands where you wouldn't put your dick
If you keep your head down, people won't notice that you're dragging your feet.
>>706971506
as long as you fight,you're the winner
>>706975170
Underrated
>>706975226
"driving a car is like a one night stand, smooth in, fast out and never give them your real name and number"
-Me
>>706982207
true, unless they kill you then you are sort of the loser
>>706975170
you mean, since they are so great at getting names right?
>>706971506
don't save thumbnails
>>706971506
Sauce?
>>706971506
Eh I guess
" hope can only lead to dissapointment, expect nothing and when good shit actually happens it'll be an exciting surprise" actually read it in some advice or feels thread a few months ago, best advice ever
>>706975510
Good luck with that shit, now the bitch has you by the balls for the next 18 years.
Nothing comes for free in this life.
>>706977777
This
Don't talk about trolling or memes IRL
>>706975510
> casually posting kids on /b/
Please no, this isn't Facebook, Noone cares about your semen spawn and some basement dweller will probably fap to that.
>>706975170
under-fucking-rated. this is GENIUS, why didn't i think of this?!?!
>>706973739
Subtle bait is subtle
"farm gear for aq40, c'thun can be killed if you're good enough!"
Dad :- "do you know what the greatest criminal in the world once said?"
Me :- "No!?"
Dad :- "nobody does because nobody knows who they are..... now stop being such fucking a plastic gangster and stop nicking stuff"
This exchange was accompanied by a stinging slap across my face from my father, in front of the store owner I'd just shoplifted from, I've never tried to steal anything since.
everything has chains
change is inevitable
>>706983380
>found the nigger
great advice though. and how stupid do you have to be to fuck up shoplifting? how old were you?
Bitches ain't shit. Fuck who you want be bUT be about your money/what ypu want. Then worry about bitches if you want. But you want get what you want if you're worried about a bitch first
>>706983632
jeeeesus, could your melanin levels be any higher?
>>706983580
Nine and I'm white.... didn't you notice the person instilling some morals into me was my father!?
>>706971506
Source for gif
You >>706983632
See >>706980213
"White people who try to sound like black people are cunts and deep down they know it, don't deal with them if you don't have to"
>>706971506
The goal has never been to live forever, it's to create something that will.
All politicians are cunts because at some point every one of them will favour ideology over reality.
"Put you dick in things"
>>706982689
nice thanks
>>706971506
When in need. Lie
Be a better man to live a better life
>>706972405
Throttle MY daughter. My, not your.
>>706978337
> Pointless remark about global economy to rationalise shitting on someone's job
> Being this mad
> Implying upper management in some shitty office is a better future
> Muh american dream
Arrogant millenial cunts have contributed more to society than you ever will. Oldfag.
"We Wuz Kangs"
"Vote for Trump"
>>706976356
Kek construction. I didnt know playing with legos was now considered a profession.
>>706971506
Learn to not give a fuck of what others think of you.
>>706985401
>a butthurt millennial just got triggered
shocker.
>>706986396
Took me thirty years to learn THIS, I wish someone had told me it when I was a kid.
>>706981223
This. I've been depressed, but never had depression. I would also never claim that I have, because I've actually seen it in others, and it isn't just some learned coping mechanism.
>>706985401
>upper management
>health benefits, 401K, life insurance, and bonuses every quarter
It is a better lifestyle, you lazy fuck. You're just too lazy to EARN it, so you shitpost on facebook demanding that people just HAND it to you while you treat them like shit.
>>706986754
My wager is that even as kids we're so inundated with social standards that that particular bit of advice would never gain traction anyway.
Luck favors the prepared.
>>706980247
You are welcome.
In the poker game of life, women are the rake
>>706974695
this
>>706985401
>arrogant millennial cunts have created accomplishments to rub in their daddys faces
ftfy. you haven't done jack shit, you just tell yourselves that you have so you won't feel the crushing weight of your own normality.
>>706976508
then it must be a duck ....
>>706971506
Stop giving a fuck
Get woke
>>706985398
Well that was a disappointment.
>>706973005
fuck that, the love of my life will love me in my hoodie
>>706975668
Thanks
>>706973954
good to see ya, trips fairy
>>706974313
stop eating painkillers buddy
>>706974857
Do you know how Internet memes work nigger boy
>>706971506
Rules are for succas.
