sorcery and magic thread
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sigh so ded
I'm here to keep ypu company. I'm just gonna be silent
how are you today
>>706971700
>>706971523
My balls have itched for four CONSECUTIVE DAYS
I better not have chlamydia or something I haven't gotten any since april
err, august
they both start with a
>>706971810
my house is spotless and I can say with confidence I'm ready to not do anything else for the rest of the day
>>706971889
go to a doctor
>>706971818
Did you shaven them or something?
Katia gave sf chlamydia, ahahahahahahahaha.
I'm pretty sure an std like that would show much sooner than two months
>>706971996
My balls are shaved at all times.
>>706971993
You know, I SHOULD, but that sounds like a lot of effort.
>>706971993
having a clean environment is nice
>>706971818
is it all day or just at times
>>706972228
all day dude this shit hasn't stopped
I'm really going mad
the one thing I can think is like it started the exact same type the weather got cold and I got sick anyway so it could be related but christ
>>706972330
getting checked up on it might prove fruitful information
>>706972411
man yeah but it's not a problem yet I'll give it like through next week
my problem has a way of disappearing on their own
=>>706972228
its the only thing keeping me sane right now
>>706972716
that would probably work alright so long as you don't leave it too long or if it goes away then that's splendid
>>706972774
being sane is so 2011
I thougth there would be magic stuff here. I'm 12 and what is this ?
>>706973200
If pieces of my scrotum start peeling off I'll get to the doctors
>>706973234
Oh, no, I have been coaxed into a snafu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bw2X1oq_js
>>706973308
if it works for you, man
>>706973234
Gay sex is a school of sorcery. Let us conjure!
should I eat? it's been almost 20 hours since I last ate.
>>706973492
tfw archmage
>>706973763
no, get so skinny your ribs are more visible than your flesh
>>706973808
that will take a little while
>>706973763
That's terrible for your metabolism.
>>706973914
i haven't felt like eating
>>706973893
supermodels do it and they're stupid women so you can manage it
>>706973991
Doesn't matter. The slower you move your metabolism the more it stores fat and burns muscle.
>>706974012
yeah and most of them are half dead because of it
>>706974156
yeah but why live forever if you're fat?
>Ay, you gonna eat that pizza all by yourself?
Yea.
>Ayo, bless up
Is this how normal college kids interact? Because that's what happened to me.
>>706974533
was it a nigger you were talking to? That sounds pretty negro
>>706973808
Im no mage, im a wizard in training.
>>706973763
>>706974646
I never looked at them, but I'd assume so.
They just had the vague outlines of college guys to me, and I knew they'd have some comment to make just by the feel of it.
>>706974737
No, meant me. Since gay sex is apparently magic.
>>706974826
So how was that entire pizza u fatty
>>706974012
i don't want to do what stupid women do, i just haven't really felt like eating anything, they do it because they want to be as skinny as possible as a fashion choice and they eat just to throw it up because they don't want to digest anything for that "perfect figure" whereas it's more disgusting than appealing by a large amount
>>706974067
"doesn't matter" is pretty much the feeling
>>706974790
it would probably taste like shit
>>706974921
Just had first slice. It's amazing.
I got this healthy veggie specialty pizza, and it reminds me how much I love veggies on pizza rather than meat.
>>706974959
yeah it's gross I'm just projecting my own body issues onto you it's all good fam
>>706975057
See, I put every meat thing I can find on pizza.
>>706974959
depression sucks, I'm sorry buddy
>>706974921
Magic is so hard to cast.
>>706974959
What, dont you like the taste of poopoo?
>>706975181
I'll take bacon or pepperoni, but veggie pizza just makes me feel a lot better.
You should get over your meat addiction.
>>706975320
it's complicated being a wizard
>>706975349
no can do amigo I just love putting sausage in my mouth
>>706975416
Wow, so original.
I never saw it coming.
There's no way I could've seen it from like, 20 miles away or something.
>>706975416
Mage*
Im the Wizard here.
>>706975643
I didn't do it to be novel, I did it because it had to be done.
>>706975659
I was referencing an album.
>>706975765
I definitely need a drink for this.
Both the pizza and your jokes, that is.
>>706975887
oh shit I can go grab a beer there's just dumb mario dittos on stream
>two exam essays due tuesday
>>706975943
I'll just stick with my Godfathers as usual.
What stream?
>go all the way downstairs for beer
>no beer in fridge
REEEEE
>>706976039
suicide's always an option
>>706976097
vgbootcamp2, it's big house this weekend
>>706976437
but i'll miss you
>>706975181
'sall good man
>>706975239
yeah, but it happens. i just haven't been motivated to really do much aside from go to school most days
>>706975320
i like a clean ass
>drinking beer
>>706976437
O shit boi
It's Big House?
Although I don't care that much anymore, I still gotta see.
>>706976493
I meant force your professors to commit suicide
via gunshots to the back of the head
t. hillary
I'd miss u 2
>>706976571
School's a tall order, don't short yourself on that victory.
>>706976578
yeah dude hadha al usbuae
and it's pretty ok beer it's not like some pbr or natty lite bs
>>706976583
bernie was on campus yesterday, i should've used his connections
<3
>no beer
time for a beer run
>>706976578
It's... what? I don't know what language you're speaking, but they probably have a lot of sand there or something.
Ah shit, I forgot that spicy food and whiskey don't go well together. I use red pepper flakes.
>>706976726
you know he walks around with a mercenary ready to shoot him if he says anything bad about hrc
>>706976827
nah dude we HAVE beer it's just not IN THE FRIDGE
>>706976932
yeah it's this week. Hadha al usbuae = this week fii allugha al arabia
oh dear that's gotta burn
>>706976684
eh, it doesn't feel like a victory to me but I can see how it would be
>>706977014
who would do something like that
>>706977014
what if it turns out to be killer mike
his name even says killer
he's been standing right in front of us this entire time
>>706977014
>non-cold beer
that's awful
>>706977031
I'm sure it doesn't especially if you're drudging at it alone, but you gotta take stock of what's important in life sometimes and you seem to have a foundation at it.
Hobbies?
>>706977050
an ABSOLUTE PIECE OF GARBAGE
(probably my dad)
>>706977099
nah killer mike doesn't like hillary, no black people do
>>706977180
so I put it in the fridge
now I wait forever
>>706977014
Speak beautiful English instead.
Pain's not so bad.
>>706977235
figures
when is freklz gonna come back
>>706977235
he's pretty much white though
like colin powel
>>706976571
Are you worth being clean for?
>>706977241
I already speak the english language with a fluency and brilliance abnormal for modern man and indeed unprecedented in most of history
>>706977334
he doesn't look that white to me
where is avery anyway
>>706977431
i dunno but i miss him and i don't like being the only anime-avatar-and-all-lowercase-text poster
it makes me feel like i ripped his schtick
>>706977235
Put it in the freezer.
>>706977431
Well now you just sound pretentious. Nerd.
which i did
but don't tell anyone
>>706968884
why can't 4chan have a /furry/ board
stop fucking posting here
>>>/trash/
>>706977550
a lot of animes have posted like that in the past don't worry about it
>>706977574
100% chance I'll forget about it in the freezer and it'll explode. I'm just gonna be patient.
I AM pretentious.
>>706977677
well yeah but
>>706977185
yeah, it's hard but it's doable.
my hobbies kind of stopped being things I did after I started feeling worse but I mostly just read and played games on my PC, now I just kinda don't play anything and I don't really have anything to play with who I used to play with, as they all play games I don't want to or can't buy
>>706977235
put it into a small container of ice in the fridge if you can, it makes it a lot faster
>>706977377
that's entirely subjective for you but I think you should be clean for anyone you want to be intimate with
>>706977767
you're carrying on a PROUD LEGACY
>>706977774
nah it's all good I'm gonna be up for awhile anyway with big house
>>706977677
Good thing I only need my liquor at room temp anyways.
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
>>706977862
NOW i feel good about it
>>706977931
Mission accomplished.
>>706977897
I will never check myself. Wrecking myself feels too good.
>>706977862
it seems like it's not a problem then
but whoever got beer and didn't put it into the fridge is a horrible person
>>706978064
Correct.
>>706978031
I will wreck you.
With my superiority.
>>706978141
at melee?
or IN SEX?
i must depart
have fun all
>>706978242
Maybe if I practiced a lot.
fur-fags don't know my sorcery biz
how to summon a contract with an arch-demon:
>produce a circle with gold chalk (must be a minimum of 10ppm of gold
>form a pentacle
>place a white (air), blue(water), red (fire), green (earth), candle at each of the pentacles. leaving the top-side pentacle
>form a circle bi-secting the fith tip
>get a bowl of silver nitrate and sucrose. add own blood
>sit in fifth circle and recite the incantation:
Leviathan me ingredi
Intrabit in Beelzebub me
Mattheius intra me
Rusbel me ingredi
Obsecro vos per ignem, terram, aquam, aerem, ut contractum faciendum
pro potentia e providere quaeso animam meam
fiat!
>you should now be able to overpower others with your will, be more charming, and, given the one that comes first, power to move things with your mind.
>>706978352
practiced...SEX?
he needs to get his black belt
>>706978420
PURPOSEFULLY AMBIGUOUS?
If it was serious, then Melee would be the one, sorry.
>>706978525
no need to apologize I know you're saving your cherry for me
>>706978583
Of course.
I want you to be my first.
>>706978791
I know you're just saying that but it still makes me feel good
>>706978910
I was just playing with your emotions.
I'm glad it works.
>>706979111
you just make me feel some kinda way
like a candle you were meant to share the fire~
>>706977774
It's never too late to make new friends and pick up something interesting! Worst thing that can happen is you waste time doing something with people you don't really like.
>>706978282
Oh, well see you later then bud
>>706979379
If those weren't already lyrics, then you should write lyrics.
And my fire is pretty much AIDS so I shouldn't share it with anyone.
where is demos
>>706979583
yeah those're lyrics it's cloud cult
it def. took me a minute to think of a romantic song I know since everything I listen to is depressing
>>706979688
And I don't really care about lyrics so I always have none.
>>706969983
Is that Mr.Peanutbutter
>>706979870
it's ok you have other skills
I'll sing to you while you bake
>>706979981
I haven't baked something in forever, and frankly, I don't want to anymore. That would've been me a while ago, but things have changed in the past few months.
>>706980246
do you not enjoy the process anymore or do you just not like stuffing your face with cake?
Mmm, cake to the face.
there are many things to want on the face
>>706980393
I have little desire to anymore. I used to be obsessed with dessert because it was my guilty pleasure and I loved it. Now that I've started bingeing, I never want or need dessert.
Pie for your piehole.
it's a peice of cake to bake a pretty cake
>>706980638
man you really need to stop that since it's apparently ruining EVERYTHING
