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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>706930837

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.
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QOTT:Who is best fox?
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@706943486
No more (you)s for you
>>706943523
No i mean i just posted and go responded to originally
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>>706943423 (qt Shiro)
Who's to say it's repressed?
>>706943481(Mikura)
Oh hopefully you get some time later to do the stuff you wanted!
How has your day been so far?
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CHEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv45h3xmZwE
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>>706943939
Ran

>Alice
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>>706943939

>>706943873
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>>706944025
Mai
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>>706943939
Ran

>>706943952
Hmm, I guess it does happen.
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>>706943952
You can't just cut me off cold turkey!
>>706944077
That's no fox
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Oh look this faggot hugbox thread again
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>>706944025
Here's Mai with a knife
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>>706944159
In recognition of this nigger faggot, post brown waifu.
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>>706943939
Ran
>>706943481
>are you retard or just pretending
Neither.
>Can you synthesize speech on a melodica
No but you can on a mellotron so that isn't exclusive to synths
>can you automatize it
No but you can do that on MIDI guitars
>can it simulate other instruments
No. But synthesiser's accuracy to simulate the instrument is pretty low. Synthesizing a piano doesn't sound exactly like a piano. But a melodica has the sound of the instrument its supposed to sound like.
>Can you generate noise walls
No but who needs that?
Synths are Jack-of-all-trades-type electrophone. It is a master at none when simulating other instruments
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>>706943939
Foxxy Love

>>706944006
You. You refused to accept it.

>>706944261
Gesunde Bräune kommt von innen.
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>>706944159
Oh look its this faggot again
>>706944277
She's playing a brown flute, is this a metaphor?
>>706944261
Brownest I've got
>>706944134
>>706944379
>>706944050
:(
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>>706944407
I don't speak nazi.
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This is how I imagine everyone who is "claiming" here
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>>706944137
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Chen claimed.
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>>706944567
That's a lie
>>706944581
Hi Chen
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>>706944483
Surprisingly enough it really was a nazi joke.
Not bad, I appreciate your semiconscious deciphering skills.
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>>706944581
Hello chill Chen.
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>>706944636
Good ol' Google Translate says "Healthy tan comes from within"

How close is it?
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>>706944106
Just arrived at my destination thank god half the trip is done now thank god! How is your evening going?
>>706944407
But that's how I am, this isn't my fault!
>>706944453
You're best black ops gun though, if that counts
>>706944581
Hello Chen, how are you doing today?
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>>706944632
No, it's not. Go see for yourself.
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>>706944277
Ren

>>706944483
>>706944483
>>706944483
Replies for no reason

>>706944537
You think too highly of me

>>706944581
Chen
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>>706944966
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カラミチーマス
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>>706944753
Very close! Though the joke is that "Bräune" is "healthy tan" but literal translation would more like "Brownness", meaning that the healthy kind of being brown is having a brown mind.

>>706944887
Don't talk back at me, young man!
We all know this hetero-nonsense is just another phase of yours.
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>>706945037
>having a brown mind

Is that also some kinda german thing? I don't think I've ever heard of that.
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>>706944887

Hello. I'm currently just preparing to wash my clothes and drinking some juice. Tommorow I'll do some homework.
How are you?
How was your day?
We had a math test today.

>>706944706

Hey there, Neppy Nep.

>>706944632

Hi.

>>706944966

Uga booga uga.
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>>706945037
That joke doesn't make sense, is it a German thing?
>>706945203
Why does Chen have two tails?
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>>706944025
>video title doesn't include artist or track name

>>706943939
I don't know my foxes well enough to answer this question. Ferry from Granblue Fantasia looks pretty cool but I have no idea what's her personality like.

Between Galil and Ran I'd pick Galil.

>>706944006
I will. Just need to realize if I want to go out today or not. Probably not.
Day has been amazing even if uneventful, what about yours?

>>706944379
>Neither.
Doubt.

The question here isn't that synths are unique or not, it's that you're saying that melodicas are better than synths when there is no possible comparison, if anything synths are better for their possibilities and how influential or popular they are.

>But synthesiser's accuracy to simulate the instrument is pretty low.
Do you know what lo-fi is? There can be beauty in the inaccuracy of the sound itself.

>who needs walls of noise
There's genres based solely on this, but lets not binge into that, a wall of noise can add a lot of depth to a song. White walls of noise are very relaxing.

>>706944407
Thanks for the compliment Shiro. However I have something to tell you.
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>>706944887
I was going to play War Thunder the whole evening, but i ran into some connection troubles.
Now i was thinking of watching something.
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hey guys
gonna be here for a while before I get drunk off my ass
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Lifes a party when your name is marty

>>706945153
It means it probably has some sort of infection, because brains are not brown
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>>706945153
Brown is the colour of the Nazi party, just as red stands for communism.
Like when you are saying that you support the constitution of your country, it is "Braunes Gedankengut".

>>706945321
It is. It makes sense. Go away.

>>706945338
Wha- what is it?
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>>706945586
Party hard
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>>706945525
I think I might join you on that. Gonna get me 2 sixers of Busch and get drucking funk.

>>706945586
Oh really? So German's have diseased brains?

>>706945587
Ohhh so it's a nazi nationalism joke. Ok. Ok.
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>>706945587
It happens that you once rolled for my pantsu for a very long time and now I don't look the same way I used to. Here's more pantsu to compensate.
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>>706945338
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>>706945525
Damn it Tsun, I'm just about to leave the thread
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>>706945713
oh nice, have fun with that
im just being lame and drink some captain morgan
i had no inspiration while buying
>>706945759
ah fuck
what you going to do?
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>>706945838
I can't do rum, and liquor is a bit expensive for me right now.

2 sixers of Busch will run me like, 11 bucks.
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>>706945713
I miss the times when half the people here were German.

>>706945728
Homu!!! What happened to you? Why the weak ass volaroid (with pretty nice pantsu)?
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>>706946020
It was annoying in my opinion. You krauts always speaking your damn nazi language.
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>>706945037
Scary Shiro is scaring me
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>>706945203
Ohh what kind of juice do you got?
I finished school pretty quickly today, and I got to leave after an hour of class. Ended up going on a trip out of town with my mother to take care of some stuff so there's a bit of driving going on
>>706945431
Connection issues are a pain in the ass. Is it more stable now?
Did you decide on something to watch yet?
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>>706945954
oh damn thats cheap as fuck
Why are you having money issues?
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>>706945684
PARTY UNTIL YOUR DONE

>>706945713
I was joking, but yes i do believe they are pretty diseased

>>706945838
If i move in with you will you buy me all the alchahol and drugs i want

>>706946122
Hows life alice
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>>706946182
I'm a NEET and don't have and gbp.

But really it is because I don't have a job currently. All of my money is from doing jobs around the house and helping relatives and friends.

Got paid 40 bucks a week ago for helping a friend move. And I got paid another 40 for mowing both my parent's and gparent's yards.

>>706946251
Well. They had some good ideas to be honest.
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>>706944453
That's a recordeder also no

>>706944966
Yuuko
How are you
How is the cat
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>>706946122
No, but hopefully it will get better soon.
Either Space Battleship Yamato or Kara no Kyoukai because those are the only things i have downloaded.
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>>706946251
yea bby anything for you
drugs and booze are super cheap here anyway
>>706946333
oh kek
oh you get payed for housework, thats pretty sweet
sound like good people who are surrounding you
how come you cant hold a steady job?
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>>706946633
Because I smoke weed.

And I am not looking for a job at the moment because I am about to start school. Maybe when I am comfortable with my school schedule I can pick up a part time job, but right now I'm enjoying the NEET life.
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>>706946347
It's grown and has gotten very fast.

And i'm fine. Anything exciting happening?
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>>706946758
kek seriously?

oh i remember that, but i thought you had already started
what are you studying?
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>>706945019
I'm already here
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helopm im fsuffering haha yo im mad faded right now U wan me to strfagt start playn HALO DEMO ?? that hl:k@WAS my shit!! back in the day. playin on the LAN fam i aint kno how 2 shoot tho i jus run em over wit da warthogg untiklm they B00T ME frkolm 手ェsurver VIEWS FROM THE 6 WAS NOT AS goodf asz IFRTITL buut sureas fuckin!hell better than byonce lmaoooooo hey kid u want an ipad fr CHRISMAS??? u wnanna watch ur favorite letsplay???????????!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH
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>>706947060
More or less. I had a job in a pharmacy for 5 years, but they did a random UA and I had smoked a blunt earlier that day. OH WELL :^)

Nah, I registered super late and only got into 2 classes that start on the 17th.

Network Systems Administrating. Might get back into coding.
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>>706947242
Forgot image.
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>>706943939
Galil
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>>706946251
Its continuing. How are you doing? I'm not sure we've spoken before, so I'm not positive what to call you. Sorry
>>706946630
Kara no Kyoukai sounds interesting, maybe that one?
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>>706946333
I mean thats not wrong

>>706946633
Thanks man, send me what your drinking through in a .zip file so i can have some too

>>706947206
Cool

>>706947242
Netwprking is easy, when it comes to commands its like the level of C

>>706947340
RORY IN THE HIZOUSE
Whats wrong my man
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Claim
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>>706947522
We've spoken, just not much
Im doing fine, have a day off finally
Doing or done anything fun lately

>hikage
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>>706946630
>Space Battleship Yamato or Kara no Kyoukai
Shiki essentials.

>>706946020
I figured that Homu was a wrong decision months ago for multiple reasons. After much researching I realized Miku was actually perfect for me and that I have a lot of love to give to her. And her pantsu.
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>>706947340
rory
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>>706947242
kek, that must look bad on your resume though
oh that sucks, those are some good subjects though
good paying jobs and also a lot of fun
>>706947554
I dont think that is how it works..
however you can come over real quick so we can just share
also how are you doing today?
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Blood-chan is claimed
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>>706947554
Tooth pain woke me up. Good thing I have to work this morning.
>>706947836
Yuuko
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>>706947522
So an anime about a battleship in space doesnt sound as interesting?
Oh well, i was going to watch it first anyways.
>>706947747
Guess who made me download them.
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>>706947554
Well that's wonderful. It's still a useful skill to know. And coding is something I did back in high school. It was fun and all but not exactly what I had in mind when I realize that I had a passion for computers and tech stuff.

>>706947854
Technically I resigned. I refused to test and resigned immediately. They even accepted my resignation with termination because of how long I had worked there with no complaints, very few days coming in late or call-ins, and over all good work.
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>>706948027
without termination*
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>>706948027
oh that is really smart
well have fun getting drunk im bailing.
hope i dont pass the fuck out like last time
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>>706947033
I have a nice beer buzz at work after lunch
Does that count
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>>706947854
Yes it does you take a pic, save it, put it in a .zip, send through email, i open the .zip and 3D print the picture and drink until I'm drunk

>>706947883
you haven't been on or at least i don't see you here often

>>706947902
thats good and bad i guess, hoefully it doesn't hurt during work

>>706948027
the only thing i say to watch out for is some math with ips and subnet masks and stuff

>>706948439
but bby :(
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>>706948439
Cut me, Yuno.
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>>706948586
I'm an oldfag who moved to 8ch in 2013 when the mods booted us out of here
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>>706948782
Bully
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>>706948439
Works for me. So far when I did get any interview they always asked me I resigned after 5 years. And I have a really good excuse: "Retail Pharmacy fucking sucks."

>>706948586
Gotta do my basics first. I think it's ~12 hours of basic college studies before I can even step into my AAS:NSA classes.
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>>706946105
It's a beautiful language. Like english, but better in literally every way.

>>706946122
I'm... I'm sorry. I respect your weird and unconventional life style.

>>706947747
But Homu is a good girl with a complex and appealing character, while Miku is a robot with a speaker attached.
Besides glorious pantsu, what does she have to offer?
Also waifu-switching is heresy!
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>>706950154
Ok then, John Cleese. Don't forget your fish.
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>>706949039
Didn't you have a collar-only avatar policy?

>>706947883
Nevermind then...
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>>706945338
>Dubstep
>Artist
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Late Claim
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>>706950423
If she doesn't have a collar I won't use her
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>>706949039
oh well, all i go on 8ch for is the vidya boards, to see their autistic game exploits

>>706949858
that doesn't sound too bad

when you tell them that, you gotta say it gentlemanly or professionally
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>>706950716
As i was thinking
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Megumin claimed.
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>>706950716
You mean that black belt in sucking dick?

>>706950892
Oh I do.

"Well, if you have ever worked retail you know that you have bad days, and worse days. Retail pharmacy is no different. And people are really extreme because it's health related. It puts a lot of expectations on everyone in the pharmacy, not just the Pharmacist. And you can live up to those expectations for weeks on weeks, but the one time you have an issue all that trust and respect is basically thrown on the floor. It is extremely easy to get burned out on."
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>>706950687
Hello, Stella
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>>706950892
are any of them noteworthy?

>>706950917
Who might you be anyway?

>>706951143
What?
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>>706951233
Just a joke. I actually have a thing for chokers. Probably one of the main reasons I liked Shimoneta. Fuwa best girl by the way.
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>>706951233
Looool you'll never discover it
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>>706951524
That animu was so lewd... I didn't like it....

>>706951627
Why can't you just tell me?
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>>706950542
>implying that's dubstep
>implying dubstep is strictly bad

>>706950154
Homu is a great character to whom I can't connect as a partner. I like synths and Miku literally is one, a quite unique one while we're at it with her amazing voice and remarkable influence.
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>>706951742
Where's the fun if i just tell you? u.u
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>>706951955
It's not fun at all... bye now <3
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>>706950338
I fail to get the joke. Try again in kraut.

>>706951808
She's literally a program!
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claimed my waifu
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>>706952527
Have you tried getting the fuck out?
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>>706951742
srsly fam? Well whatever.

>>706952395
It's a movie reference. "A Fish Named Wanda". John Cleese says almost that exact line when comparing German to French.
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>>706952355
Bye bye you dummy <3
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>>706952527
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING BORARD FUCKING HORSEFUCKER!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>706943939
ahri of course
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>>706950154
Thank you!
>>706947716
I haven't really done anything interesting lately. Just finished packing up the stereo system I've been looking forward to getting
Enjoying hour day off?
>>706947935
I hadn't heard of it before, but I had heard of Yamato before
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>>706952915
kek what you gonna do what you gonna do
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gonna go for now see you who ever you ares leter
>>706951143
that is pretty professional, a bit long, but acceptable to HR i guess

>>706951233
12 HOURS was the latest one imo, people can't seem to grasp the concept of half A press and momentum

>>706953250
so far, its been fine and calm
new stereo system, how much it cost you
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Be chen
>Living with mommy and asshole stepdada
>Usually keep to myself down in the basement with my animes, and vidya while they screw around upstairs
>That fucking chimp thinks I cant hear him bang my mom in this house of paperthin walls
>One day he's doing laundry
>Motherfucker thinks he can put his undies in the same basket as mine and wash them together
>ThisFuckingNigger.jpg
>Tell him that's a big nono and tell mommy on him
>She has to listen to me, I've earned many GBP last week for calling a truce and not chucking my doodoo in the Tyrones aquarium
>That fucking junglebunny had the audacity to tell me to grow up and stop making my moms life a living hell and move out and get a job
>A job
>A FUCKING JOB
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>run to my batcave and take out my glorious 3rd Reich armband
>Eat this subby
>Parade around the house screaming Sieg Heil and Heil Hitler
>Notice my neighbours watching
>My middle schools bff dad, I heard he moved out and married a fitnessjock in SF
>Anyway
>Tyrone chimps out
>OOO OOO AAA AAA
>Comes at me full speed
>OHSHIT.gif
>Start spinning my arms in a forward direction
>Actually sock him in big fat apenose
>"MUTHAFUCKA WHITEBOI" "That's it Martha! I'm out!"
>Notice moms in the corridor crying like a little bitch and smoking ciggs
>Tyrone runs upstairs and starts packing his suitcase
>Run to mom and put my face a few inches from hers
>"Start vaping bitch"
>Run to Tyrones aquarium and lays the big poopie that was laying in my underino all this time
>That'll teach that slave
>Tyrone comes downstairs and goes out the front door
>Mom runs after him
>Tyrone pls dont! He's just a boy!
>"HE'S 32, FFS MARTHA!"
>kek, like age has anything to do with that
>Moms still screaming behind him and he stops, he looks like he's coming around
>NotOnMyWatchCoon.
>run out and stand between him an mommy
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>"NO! FUCK THIS"
>Steals neighbours car and drives off
>Mommy realizes I'm the only man for her
>Mommy good boy chen wins again
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sachi where are you. Yiff twice if you're in milwaukee
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>>706955182
Night
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>>706954283
It didn't actually cost me anything, I had an aunt that passed away and I helped with the estate sale. I asked how much they wanted for it and they just told me to take it.
Got any plans for your evening yet?
>>706955182
Good night Kyoukutie
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