Any anons ever fuck any passed out/unconscious chicks? Fondled maybe? Let's hear it
>>706930297
No.
no
>>706930297
I fuck my wife while she is sleeping. Then she wakes up and we fuck again.
bump for interrest
anyone wanna see my pussy?
gf, her friend and i went out one night, got fucking wasted. friend ended up passing out in our bed, and my wife a few minutes later.
friend was in the middle, between us.
ended up fingering this girls pussy and played with her asshole. got her tits out and sucked them a bit. ended up cumming all over her pussy, cleaning it up with my hands then eating it. passed out myself after that.
its one of my go-to things to think about when jerking off.
>>706930Sure :3
>>706930297
Closest I came was at my friends 21st bday party. We all kinda passed out in the living room, woke up in the middle of the night to piss, see my friends sister slumped over on the couch. Tug at her and ask if she's awake, dead asleep. I reached in and played with her tits. Was too scared to try anything else
>>706930297
they still move occasionally in process
if bed is too soft you can provoke barf (passed drunk)
if you sober you not gonna like alco smell
>>706930745
Her age?
Yea, last month actually
>>706930297
No because im not a desperate rapist that can't control their urges.
>>706930297
The most I've done is jack off while sniffing my sisters hair
>>706930745
17 at the time. Bitch got knocked up the following year and is now a fat cow
>>706931017
kek why lie on the internet?
This is pretty much what I want to be done to my sister
>>706930645
Admits to raping a chick on the internet. Dumb fuck.
>>706931264
so what?
FBI cant to shit in my country
>be about 11
>cousin is like 14
>sneak into loft at our house where she is sleeping
>pull up her tshirt to see her tits
>play with them for a bit
>get scared she'll wake up and bug the fuck out
>be 14 ot 15
>different cousin sleepin at house.
>shes like 16 or 17 csnt remember
>army crawl into room
(She was sleeping on floor of sisters room)
>fondle her big tits and ass for a while
>again, bug out before she wakes up
Ended up fucking her twice a few years later. Not while she was sleeping kek
>>706931679
First cousin or nah?
>>706931264
>implying he lives in the USA
dumbfuck
>>706930297
>Are there any rapists here that want to share their stories?
kys
One time when i was in college i came back for my second year and met up with a girl i used to talk to my freshman year. One night after a party shes drunk and calls me to pick her up. I mean what negative can happen right ? ;) we get back to my house and we go to my room, start making out, i pick her up and put her on the sink while im still tounge fucking her. At this point shes only in her panties. We move over to my bed on the ground cause im a broke college kid and cant afford a box spring. She falls asleep in the middle of us going at it and im kinda just sitting there with a huge boner. I decided then to take out my phone, record myself dick slapping her and jacking off until i came all over her sweet mexican ass cheeks. The end. Do i regret not puttin it in her pussy ? Yes. Fuck you.
My 21st birthday. I don't party but I thought fuck it and bought a shit ton of booze and weed. Only planned on inviting my closest friends, but apparently they thought otherwise and invited like 20 other people. Well weed was still enough, had to go out and buy booze though.
I stayed mostly sober that evening, didn't want my flat to burn down or anything, yes, I'm a fan got like that.
It's like 6am, almost everyone is gone. Just 3 of us, smoking the bong a friend bought me. Among them is a girl, pink hair, like 16 (I'm a leftist fuck so most of my friends are punks). She apparently thought getting wasted and then smoking weed was a great idea.
> It wasn't.
She goes to my toilet and pukes, missing half of it. (I wasn't even aware)
Asks if she can sleep over.
I only have a couch, some random mattress and my bed but I'm a gentleman (*tips*), so I offer her my bed. She disappears, we continue smoking.
Fast forward like an hour and couch and mattress are occupied by high friends. I have nowhere to sleep. Fuck.
Decide that it surely wouldn't be weird if I just joined random girl in my bed. Make my way over there, surprised to see that she had taken off the pants and sweater she had puked on in the process of ruining my bathroom. Like how did she even manage?
Lay besides her, fully clothed. Weed induced idea enters my head. Lean over and shake her. No reaction. Shake some more. No reaction. Feel her pulse, she's alive.
Turn her on her back (looking back, don't do that), lift her shirt.
> Glorious tits without a bra.png
Again, no reaction.
Pull her panties aside, exposing sweet, shaven pussy. Get my dick out, fuck her for like a minute, cum inside her.
Put shirt back in place and I don't know if panties too.
Fall asleep besides her.
So yea, I lost my virginity to a passed out girl. She never suspected a thing.
>>706932465
she might have noticed the cum inside her thoo
>>706930297
Had the opposite happen to me many years ago.
>wife out of town for funeral
>home with stepson (17) and his gf (18)
>i'm in my room, they're down in living room
>his gf acquired bottle of tequila, they drink until he passes out
>i go down for food, she offers me the bottle, says I can have it
>drink about 1/4 bottle and ate a steak while small talk with gf
>go back upstairs
>playing metroid prime, fall asleep in the phendrana drifts
>wake up hours later
>feel boxers moving
>look down without moving
>gf pulling my dick out
>she doesn't do much to me at first
>rubs dick, squeezes her tits, pushes one hand down her pants
>kneels next to bed, starts drooling onto my dick, works up some spit, dangles it off her tongue a few times and pulls her tits out
>she starts breathing really heavy, and tenses up then takes my whole dick in her mouth
>she starts sucking and licking
>glance at tv, fuckin hell I never saved my game
>as I have that thought she stands up, drops her pants and climbs on
>pussy was incredibly tight, she's holding her mouth and slowly sliding up and down on me.
>she does this for several minutes, her legs shaking, little moans start, she clinches up and cums
>she gets on the bed next to me and starts sucking me off again
>feel like I'm going to cum, fuck it
>I grab a handful of her hair on either side of her head and start fucking her face
>she was shocked, started moaning loud with my dick in her mouth
>pushed her head down and started cumming
>i cum a lot and she starts choking, tries to pull away
>she gets that nervous energy and manages to pull off but I keep her head on my stomach and rub my dick all over her face while I finish
>grabbed a bunch of her hair and turned her so she's facing me and told her that she's going to do this whenever I want, made her repeat it back
>tell her to check on bf and come back
>he's out like a light
We ended up getting in the shower and fucking again, stuck it in her ass, she said it was her first anal
>>706932228
>kys
>be 36 mwm away for work
>have a few drinks hotel bar with chubby latina chick
>she's cute, tall at, but a little thick
>she's drinking to win
>laugh and touch her legs and shoulders all night, she touches me too
>go back to her room watch lame 80s movie on tbs
>I wanna fuck
>she falls asleep, like knocked out, nothing wakes her
>covered her with blankets, turned off TV and lights, left like a gentleman
Cause I'm not a rapist
>>706932754
She still comes over once in a while, doubt she did. Although yes, if I wasnt a retard I wouldn't have cum inside her.
Sure, but it makes no fune to fuck a passed out girl
>>706932465
dry pussy?
>>706930575
yes
>>706932841
And just before you closed the door you tipped your fedora and whispered
m'senorita
>>706930575
If male, yes.
If female, tits or gtfo bitch you know the rule s
>>706933112
>m'senorita
Kek
>>706933053
Must've been, although I don't remember any problems getting it in.
>>706933112
kek'd
>>706933247
gay
>>706932465
>Cum inside her
>She never suspected a thing
Pick one
>>706933787
I only retell what I know. Maybe she did, maybe not, I honestly don't know.
I try but my girlfriend wakes up and just enjoys it :/
>>706933868
You should send her an email and ask so that fag can get some sleep tonight
>>706932768
Shut the fuck up
>>706930575
ew, no
My wife once...She was loaded up on Oxy after breaking her arm. Passed the fuck out... slow fucked her until i came...rolled over...in the morning she said you fucked me while i was passed out..I said yes..called me a sick fuck ...i smiled and regret nothing
>>706933952
What's the problem friend?
>>706930297
I fucked your mom.
>>706934080
>>706930297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsseN6eUCLM
>>706932768
>girlfriend cucked your son
Kek.
>>706931679
story on first fuck?
this is my sister, i used to fuck her slowly while she slept until she noticed one time, now she just pretends because it gets her off, how could i not fuck her though
>>706932768
Damn, I haven't played Metroid Prime in years
>>706934475
Yeah keep doing that. She's smoking hot
>>706932768
Living the dream, nigga.
My wife sometimes gets so drunk she passes out completely unresponsive in the bed.
If I'm horny I'll play with her pussy, sometimes this will wake her up and we'll fuck. If it doesn't, I'll move her into spooning position and fuck her anyway. Even stuck it in her ass once.
I always cum in her when I fuck her passed out, I guess when she wakes she just thinks that we had normal sex that she can't remember.
Taken pics a few times. Here she is passed out drunk.
>>706934551
she lets me fill up her ass with cum, i do it almost every night if i can
>>706930297
Yeah OP. Did it once.
She fell asleep next to me so I played a little with her tits and rubbed her pussy. Also grabbed her hand and jerked my dick of with it. Came in her hands and fell asleep.
>>706933946
There you have it.
Mods!
>>706934851
Kek
>>706934786
That's my sister too. What a coincidence..><
>>706934357
She was a ridiculous slut. They didn't stay together long. I eventually stopped fucking her because she got hooked on meth.
>>706934455
I fuckin love mp, and mp2.
>>706934650
We had a lot of fun until she got into meth. Chubby girl (no landwhale) nice ass and tits
>>706934978
Whoa, same
>>706934851
quehwhehe
hope its been 8 years
in b4 v&
>>706934786
I've seen this picture so many times, faggot. If you're going to lie at least use pics that haven't been posted on here before
>>706934080
Had my gf come to while I was fucking her. She raged, threatened to call the cops, rapist rapist rapist, left and didn't talk to me for like a week. Honestly thought she was going to report me. But, she showed up at my house and we talked about it. Told her I've done it multiple times without her ever noticing. She didn't believe me and even wanted me to prove it. Also apologized about flipping out since wasn't really a big deal.
Fast forward a couple month. We're back together and everything is fine. Get her drunk one night, she passes out and I record myself fucking her and cumming in her. Wait until afternoon the next day to show her the vid. She legit had no idea.
Now it's kind of a game we play.
>>706934978
>>706935015
That's my sister, back the fuck off you fucking creeps
>>706930297
Kill yourself. Please.
>>706930297
No, but I tease my gfs clit and suck on her earlobe if she falls asleep, when she wakes up she pounces on my dick.
>>706935084
Hahahahaha fun game
>>706934851
Lol, good job my /b/ro
>>706933787
Take a nap homo
>>706930297
Yes. Touched a friends breasts when she was unconscious from too much alcohol. That's the whole story.
>>706932768
Almost same story here.but without the alcohol. Still at it after 3 yrs I believe you trust me
I have a fantasy of wanting to watch my sister get fucked while shes knocked out
>>706930297
>Got drunk at the bars and met a drunk sloot
>Took her home and start making out/ straddling me in my best
> Ends up passing out while literally making out with me.
>Check to make sure shes not dead and try to wake her back up for some more fun stuffs.
>fuckthisgirlisout.jpg
>Start fondling her and pull her pants and panties down to her ankles.
>PAWG status ass so I roll her over onto her stomach.
>Spread her ass cheeks and finger her a bit (took some pictures but deleted them because I panicked)
>Shes not budging so I decided to help myself
>Start fucking her from behind raw dog lubed up with my spit
>Feelsgoodman
>Finish fucking her however I please and nut on her ass.
>Clean her up and get hard again.
>Time for butt stuff.gif
>Start penetrating her ass and my fucking god its tight
>Get the head in and she grumbles a bit so I pull out and wait.
>Try again and fuck her tight ass for a little but can't nut I'm so drunk.
>wakes up next morning and she doesnt remember a thing but I still feel super guilty. Eventually get over it, still fap to that memory to this day.
>>706935396
i have that fantasy about your sister too
>>706935396
Any more pictures or stories about her
I breastfeed from my girlfriend while she is sleeping, told her about it and she said as long as it doesnt wake her up she doesnt care. Its pretty fun.
>>706935585
>sloot
why?
>>706935589
>>706935611
Well I used to sneak into her room and grab her ass while she slept
>>706935848
Hook it up with Facebook. Getting hard just thinking about your fantasy. Need more pics
>>706935830
why what?
>>706936068
You live in Houston?
Fucking your wife or gf doesn't fucking count
>>706936399
dubs speak the truth
>>706936343
Magnolia near Cesar Chavez and not far from Belarus? I'm familiar
>>706936607
Belaire..
>>706930645
Never happened
Fantasy faggot
>>706936701
>>706936607
Nice and do you guys have kik?
>>706932465
Never happened
>>706932768
Never happened
my sister
My wife told me how she had been raped in college. Drinking at a party, pass out, wake up half undressed with dude pulling it out. She tells him no and he Starts to fuck her.... she's in and out . Tells him to use a condom. He takes her cunt, ass, then finishes in her mouth.
>>706936921
Nope snap chat only
>>706934851
Nice HTC
>>706937140
This of course gets me thinking. She gets drunk one night and passes out in clothes, so I undress her, touch her and cum.
>>706937086
any more mate?
>>706937086
i believe you , millions wouldnt
>>706934750
love playing with my gf when she's asleep. I sometimes cum on her pic related
>>706937265
Now I molest her as much as I can every time she passes out.
>>706930465
you too huh?
>>706937293
Shit dude, I wish I could believe anything posted here... imagine the boners
my gf knows i'm into sleep play. Every now and then I "wake her up" when I get home late and she's already sleeping. A lot of nights i just jerk off onto her, mostly her feet.
One night she was super drunk, so I lubed up and slipped it in her. The position she was in made her super tight, and i was super excited so I think I only lasted about 3 thrusts before I came. I really want to try again, but she hasn't gotten drunk enough yet :(
pic related, her sleeping
>>706937345
>>706937451
nigga rape is easy why dont you man up.. plenty of truth in this thread.
Yup.
Went for drinks with this hot blonde and left with her totally drunk.
By the time we got to my place I had to lift her onto the bed.
She was talking about fucking all night too. So I technically raped her while she was unconscious.
Was a risk but super thrilling.
She didn't get angry or charge me.. Instead we went out again.
Would have taken pics and video if I weren't worried about evidence at the time.
>>706935585
copypasta
>>706936081
why say sloot?
why not just slut or w/e
it sounds so incredibly childish and gay
>>706933072
>>706933247
>>706934079
here you go anon
>>706937233
whats your username?
yeah man
>>706937597
nousername771
>>706934750
best body in thread. your wife is smoking hot. do you have more?
>>706938172
maybe you didnt notice the kangaroo pouch
>>706934750
more of this passed out wife, please.
>>706930297
fingered my passed out friend in the ass and pussy... thought she woke up and stopped. Confessed to her about it some days later. Eventually she forgave me. Some years later I fucked her (while she was conscious).
>>706938327
How about you lay on your side and take a photo of yourself
>>706935084
thats awesome that turned around!...sounded like it was going to go crazy south...Yea man...it's a fucking rush...sadly that was the only time for me.
Although I bust her up time to time when she gets a little tipsy while drinking..I say push it! have like 5 or 6 more of those and just do a creeper smile.Calls me a sicko and i laugh at it
>>706934750
>wife
>photo taken in a hotel
>>706932768
A Wii player being that alpha?
>>706930297
No totally missed my chance.
used to live with one girl who was a stuck up bitch and she used to get super drunk and pass out practically every weekend but there were always other people in the house and one white knoght who "loved" her so..
if i was gonna do it, I'd get some drugs down her first, when she comes in wasted as her if she wants to do a shot and give her some liquid K or some dissolved GHB
>>706930645
>confused about whether it was girlfriend or wife
>ok...
>>706931107
>>706937597
Much4u.jc
Had a 14 year old gf when I was 18, she wanted to wait till she was legal age. When she was drunk one night I got it wet and slipped the head in and blew my load instantly, hardly got it past my bulging glands. Same thing happened when we started having casual sex years later.
>>706933919
Wait until she is dreaming. Then go slow start rubbing her lage and working up to it.
Love making my sister get wet in her sleep. Start with nipple play. Rub her lips then massage her pussy. Then I finish by fingering her until I hear her breathing get heavy and she cums in her sleep.
>>706935653
Show pics of her milkers!
>>706937372
Yeah she is a different person asleep. Loves anal and thinks she is in public when sleep sexing.
>>706939130
Metroid prime - gamecube
>>706935206
more
>>706935084
Holy shit fun game. Has she ever done it to you?
"any of you guys ever rape someone" - op
>>706939161
I had an experience like that, except everyone thought I was the white knight, when I was the one banging her while she kept getting plastered lol
I have a female friend who lives down the hall in my dorm. She's scared to sleep by herself so her roommates were gone one weekend and she asked my to sleep with her. While she was asleep I grabbed her boobs and she kept grinding her ass against my dick
>>706931264
What part of "rape" don't you understand, young friend?
>>706934080
I fucked my sister in law (wife's sister) one night when we were all drinking/taking oxy.
I have a hard time cumming on oxy, so I fucked her for a long time on the couch. She was passed out but moaned when I got her in the right position.
She had to of known in the morning that she got fucked for a good long while, but said nothing while we all had breakfast together in the morning.
Went out to the bars with my girlfriend she ended up drinking way to much and picked on herself in the car so I drove us home and put her in the shower, after that I took her to the bedroom to where I layed her out and played with her tits to see if she would wake up and she didn't, so I put some lube on my dick and started fucking her tight pussy, she never flinched or woke up and the next morning woke up like nothing happened still havent told her pic is me and her
>>706941017
I should've fucked that ass.
>>706941017
shes cute. got nice feet too.
true story. believe it or don't, idc.
>be in hs
>gf was kinda on the chub side but she put out, so whatever. i was getting some and most guys weren't
>she was kind of white trash
>she lived on a farm, had horses and chickens and shit
>i eventually got bored of sex, cuz, you know, she was kinda fat
>she was terrified i would leave so she basically let me do whatever i wanted to her
>anal
>brought a friend over once, she let us skewer her
>eventually i talked her into letting her dog lick her pussy while i summed on her face but she told me she wouldn't let the dog fuck her. licking was her limit
>fine whatever
>her parents out one night. we were drinking and shit.
>i cummed in her ass but she complained she was still horny. was so drunk she could barely talk
>i suggested the dog eat her out
>she said sure
>she lay on the edge of her couch while the dog was lapping at her cunt
>she eventually passes out naked
>dog still sniffing and licking
>i lightly slap her face. no response
>slap her a little harder. Out cold
>dog still kicking her cunt
>I shake her hard. nothing. she's passed the fuck out
>devilish idea pops in my head
>while dog is licking her i kinda reach under and pull his dick sheath back
>red rocket.jpg
>he starts fucking the air
>thrusting wildly while his red rocket is kinda out and he's fucking the air
>dick goes back in
>i pull it back again and it pops right back out
>i kind of jack him off a bit
>starts fuckign the air again
>i pull him up on top of her so his paws are like on either side of her belly
>dog is thrusting like crazy
i pull her fucking legs apart and push the dog forward
>we have capture, houston
>red rocket fucks the shit out of the pussy
>hops off and licks her clean.
>still out cold
>she woke up a few ours later after i had covered her up like a true gentleman
>she has no idea to this day she fucked a dog
>>706934435
Wow
>>706930297
Yup. quite a bit. Its kinda become a fetish for me. Ive done this to around 5 or 6 girls. My ex and some of her friends.
>>706932901
Had a neighbor manlet with a a tall thick GF. One night they go out and she drinks too much and passes out cold. He comes over because he needs help getting her down stairs to his car.
I tell him to go get the car and I'll get her down te stairs.
Now I'm all alone with his passed out tall sexy chick.
Felt her tits, and then stuck my hand under her skirt and fingered her till he got the car started. Rubbed her clit and finger fucked her.
>>706934080
winning.
The morning I went into my sisters room, pulled her shirts down as far as I could. Played with her ass. Spread it, put my nose right to her asshole and just smelled her. My dick was never that hard and still hasn't been.
>>706935084
Sounds fun. In reality, rape fantasies are in the top 5 of most women's fantasies.
>>706935848
let's see dat ass
>>706942726
Jesus, that ass. Moar
>>706936773
It's fairly common if you gf's female friends hang out and party together.
>>706930297
>a month or two ago
>girl comes over with box of wine
>get hammered
>she reveals to me that she took oxycontin before coming over
>not prescribed
> 3 am
>piss drunk
>getting hot and heavy
>finally get it in
>realize she's saying nonsense during the sex
>5 minutes later
>she passed out with my dick inside of her
fuckit.exe
>keep fucking her
>cum on her stomach
>wiper her off
>fall asleep haunted by guilt
2 weeks later we fucked again and I don't think she remembers
>>706942726
>>706943188
Her ass is insane. Couldn't help myself. It's so soft and perfect. It smelled and tasted amazing.
>>706937345
I've jacked off and cum on my GF a lot of times while she was asleep. I just wanted to bust a quick nut, so I'd fell he up while i was jacking off and then blow my load on her ass.
>>706943652
Got any of her ass spread? I would love to eat her ass.
>>706930419
More of needle slut
>>706943652
>>706943744
Yeah hold on. You a fan of hairy pussy and stuff?
>>706942726
Bruh. Who is your sister fam.
>>706943879
Lol why would I say who she is?
>>706930465
fucking same story here man...
Nah
>>706930297
Does it count if you do it to your wife?
>>706931264
Both drunk - raping
Pick one faggot
>>706932768
"..and said it was her first anal"
Get the fuck outta here u L. Ron Hubbard fantasy fiction-writin' ass mother fucker
>>706943002
When i was in high school, i used to sneak out at night and go over to my girlfriends house. (We had been caught having sex+super conservative parents=they didnt want us hanging out for a little while)
My girlfriend would leave a little side door unlocked on the garage. I'd let myself in and sneak my way down to her room. She at most slept in a pair of underwear. Most times i could pull them off her. She was on birth control, but still never let me cum inside her/on her pussy. Before i would wake her id always jerk myself off onto her pussy or right as i was going to blow id stick it inside her to wake her up. (With her of course thinking i had just started fucking her, not that i was cumming inside her) being a teenager i was usually able to stay hard and continue fucking her until i came again.
Once we fucked around once, she generally fell back asleep exhausted. Id squeeze and lick her tits. Lick her ass and pussy. Sometimes I'd cum on her pussy again. (Whenever i came on it i made sure to wipe it off afterwards) god. Those were the days. Having a slutty girlfriend and the ability to sleep 3 hours on a school night 5 days in a row and still function.
>>706932465
>I'm a leftist
>most of my friends are punks
Wow, like fight the power
>>706937259
Its not edgy anon stop being a new friend
Wife got so drunk she passed out before we could fuck. Did not stop me from cumming inside her.
>>706937578
Channing is serious business and I support this stance. There should be less frivolity in threads.
>>706934080
My wife always tells me to just Fuck her if she is sleeping and I feel like it , I love her
>>706938738
Yeah, no one ever goes to a hotel with their wife, ever.
>>706938738
wives can go to hotels too, you know
>>706932465
> Just 3 of us
> Couch , Mattress , Bed
> She is in bed
> Couch And Mattress occupied by high friends?
> logic.exe not found
>>706935119
newfag
>>706944928
I'm not a fan of hairy pussy and asshole but I would love to eat that pussy.
>>706936921
We can kik it all night.
at uni i never locked my dorm (from small village)
one morning about 4 am this girl explodes in and goes fuck is this 114? I said no its 214 and she said "fuck it" and jumped into bed with me promptly falling asleep
Be me wonder WTF to do now
So i slipped off her top she was very malleable
and undid the bra and gave thoese tits a suck and lick then i stipped her jeans and panties and fingered her for a while and when she was nice and wet i went down on her until she came
which woke her with a smile so I fucked her and came in her and then we went to sleep. She woke up and had a shower (ensuite for the win) and then fucked off
never even got her name
got checked 100% clean after too so win for me
>>706934475
>>706934435
Who can blame you
>>706945220
Haha id love to watch
>>706932768
>glance at tv, fuckin hell I never saved my game
I kek'd hard
>>706930297
I've gotten close but always backed down because I'm a moralfag. My girlfriend want's to get really drunk and have me fuck her though.
>>706937498
>
i have a video of me cumming on my ex's feet while she slept
Yeah, my sister is 14, she drinks a lot, so much she passes out. When she does, I climb in to her bed and fuck her0
>>706944333
Come out to Katy and see me. We can take pics together.
>>706930297
My GF gets blackout drunk. I let my best friend fuck her....she never even knew.
>>706931264
Habeas Corpus
>>706937293
/01B99CE
>>706947052
pic or didnt happens
>>706944928
damn could go at the asshole for hours, how'd it taste?
>>706947916
What site is this again?
>>706948398
how new can you be, newfriend? it's already too mainstrap to fap on anymore.
>>706948718
My bad it was thinking it was a padlet did not know was shit motherless. My bad.
boah ich hab so lust zu saufen, muss aber am we was für die uni machen
>>706948914
Go back to nazi land nobody wants your shit language here.
>>706944359
Also, i forgot to mention i took pics of her with my cum on her or naked in bed all the time when i came over at night. If anyone is interested leave a kik and I'll get ahold of you.
>>706950170
Just post them faggot!
>>706950815
Not gonna happen. Kik or nothing.
One time I picked up an Indian hitchhiker. She was blackout drunk and agreed to sex. I came in her pussy bareback (cringe). When she got up off the ground she asked where she was and what happened. She pulled her shorts up as my load dripped out and got in the truck.. I drove her home.
>>706951155
kik: kingpinnedx
twice with the same girl but a few years apart. first time we were in 9th or 10th grade. second time was junior year in college. she woke up the second time.
>>706952250
post them here
>>706930419
This is my fetish
I fucked my friends blacked out girlfriend before. took a few pics of her passed out and nutted on her face
I regularly fuck my chick while she's passed out. I wake her only after I come so she can clean herself in the bathroom. She needs to be clean in the morning. I've got nothing against cum, I make her go out dripping it all the time, sometimes taking a lick or two off her fingers, I just like tourturing her when she us sleepy.
I regularly fuck my chick while she's passed out. I wake her only after I come so she can clean herself in the bathroom. She needs to be clean in the morning. I've got nothing against cum, I make her go out dripping it all the time, sometimes taking a lick or two off her fingers, I just like tourturing her when she is sleepy.
kik me at groove14 for OC gf/wife sleep trade
I love passed out Girls
>>706952842
>>706953675
How old is she?
>>706952403
pic related
Old Slut
>>706953897
~86
Can I jooooin
>>706941643
>i kind of jack him off a bit
Ok, now i believe you.
>>706942588
u da man
I tried to fuck my girl while she was sleeping one night. I did it very slowly to be sure to not wake her but with the excitement I made a bit of noise and she woke up and said something like : "what the fuck are you doing dad!?".
Never did it again since.
2 Years ago i drugged my Sister with Tavor and Alcohol... Shes a chubby 18 years old Nerd girl with double E Cup... After she passed out i finger her pussy and fucked her.... Iloved her tits :) I have a lot of Videos from this Night... Should i blackmail her ????
>>706955223
Post some here first and we can judge
>>706955223
No you should post them
>>706932768
Cool story. Never happened.
No its only for privat musturbation
>>706955189
You tried to be funny. It didn't work.
>>706930465
I do this too, but she wakes up while I'm fucking her, have fucked her when she's so drunk she has no memory, Also she loves to fuck on ambien
>>706932768
nigga fuck you
even if this story is true (which just fucking cant be)
youre the worst dad on this fucking world
like, alright go cheating that seems like the shit people do now days but betraying your own son like this
no fucking way
>>706943652
>>706943861
>>706942726
stfu fag I've already saw these pics
bump
>>706932768
You banged your son's gf. If what you're saying is true, you are by far the biggest jew on 4chan. Congratulations faggot.
Did it the other night
>>706957763
She was fucking wasted
>>706955810
Disagree, I laughed.
>>706930297
yep:
>camping with gf and another couple
>one big tent, because they have no gear
>last day of a 10 day trip
>gf gets drunk, passes out in tent
>we keep drinking by fire
>other couple eventually go to the tent
>hear them making out, starting to fuck
>peek in, gf is on one side, out cold
>they are in middle, fucking
>he's on top
>he shirt is pulled down, her skirt pulled up
>fuck for 10 minutes, hear him cum
>no more noise
>wait 10 minutes, finish my beer
>go into tent
>gf still on end, then the guy friend, then his gf
>all passed out, two friends on top of sleeping bags
>lay down next to his gf
>smells like sex
>horny as fuck from listening
>her shirt is partly pulled over tits, skirt still hiked up some
>wait a bit, light snoring
>pull her shirt down more, feel her tits
>nips get hard
>reach up skirt, part her legs
>slightly hairy pussy, wet and gooey
>play around with my fingers for a bit
>she's out, but she parts legs more
>go down, look at pussy
>leaking cum
>I'm drunk, horny
>fuck it, don't care, eat the pussy
>tastes mostly like her anyway, just stronger
>getting less gooey, most of the cum is gone
>she's not waking up
>so hard, time to fuck
>last maybe 3 minutes, cum buckets inside her
>cover her up a bit
>roll over, go to sleep
>next morning, overhear them
>"damn, you came so much in me, it's still dripping out"
>a month later, hear the news
>she forgot her pills on the trip
>they didn't fuck until the last day when they were wasted
>got pregnant
>mfw it's probably mine
>>706956003
Wait until she is dreaming the start slow. Rub her legs and back first. Work up to it.
twitter com/sexofenderghost add <<----
> be me 26
> dating girl and it is her birthday
> throws party at her place
> everyone gets drunk and high
> gf gets obliterated and ends up being put to bed
> after party clears out i go up to bed with her
> shes passed out in panties and T shirt
> start touching her pussy, pull down her panties
> gets wet
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> start to finger her, move into the spooning position
> start fucking her, slowly at first until shes very wet and I am get all the way inside
> getting close to nutting
> she must have been dreaming but wqas still asleep
> all the sudden rush of warm liquid
> all over my dick stomach legs and the bed
> what the fucking fuck
> MFW I was fucking her while she was passed out drunk and she pissed the bed
>>706930297
Touched my sister and her friends alot when i was younger. They were 11-14 when i did it, but i was underage too so it was k.
>>706937601
Fucking kekd
>>706937086
i believe u too
>>706958467
Surprise faggot. That was her plan all along.
Found a bunch of my friend but lost the rest of the set, anyone got them. Will drop her IG if so
>>706931017
> Referring to himself
> Their
Try again.
>>706959107
>sexofenderghost
old pics
>>706955223
you should stop to lie on the internet faggot
>>706941017
210 thot?
>>706959549
I know there old but I know her, does anyone have the rest.
>>706930297
Housemate passed out in my room once. I'd wanted to fuck her like crazy for years. Couldn;t bring myself to do it, no matter how tempted I was. Instead I put her to bed an slept next to her. I then proceeded to spend the rest of the night looking after her as she pissed herself and vomited in her sleep.
Despite initial blue balls, it means way more to be a friend than to get a fuck
>>706959684
You sound like a nice guy. But you're being kind of a cuck, just tell her you wanna smash. It's not like you saved her from chocking on her own vomit. Now she gets to choke on your dick. You're welcome
>Be me 20 years old
>I am on a party with some friends.
>meet girl, make out
>get in the same bed
>she´s tired, falls asleep.
>im fucking horny
>sleeps "spoon"
>fuck it!
>pulls her pants down
>finger her in her pussy
>finger her in her ass
>sticks it in her ass
>feelswierdbutgoodman.jpg
>couldnt come
regrets? hmm minor... but not today.
I discovered I was a sleep sexer soon after getting married. Wife was shocked at first as I am very forceful when asleep. She got used to it though and came to like it, in fact she is so used to it she stays asleep half the time. I usually wake up halfway through. I love busting in her warm sleepy pussy. Waking her up with oral sex is also fun.
>>706960446
post moar
>>706959650
>>706959570
Ich bin kein Lügner ;)
>>706957919
Yes
http://urlkisalt.net/7QJ
>>706960388
Oh I pulled her a few times. Just never fucked.Besides, I'm not a cowardly rapist
Two of my patients in an extended care facility I work at. They both have end stage Alzheimer's. One is 69 the other 74. They have no idea I'm even on the planet. If nobody else on my wing at night I go in to change the and relieve my self. It was weird at first but pussy is pussy. The 74 y/o actually still gets wet.
>>706961827
Kill yourself. I'm serious, right now.
>>706930297
nice try FBI
>>706961827
cheap thrills huh?
you should try some of the opioids meds
>>706930419
How awful.
>>706960704
Her mit dem Material ;-) und tavos sind hart
>>706940004
>>706962283
absolutely disgusting
>>706930297
No but a buddy of mine fucked a drunk girl. They got caught in the act and she tried to claim rape. When her dad talked about sending the panties as evidence she chickened out.
>>706962346
Negative. Shes pretty shy so even getting that was an endeavor.
>>706962491
Maybe a movie when she is sleeping then. Or are you full of shit!
>>706962568
Im not sure if you've ever had kids or known anyone that breastfeeds but touching them when they are sleeping, especially boobs will usually end up bad. I have sleeping pussy shots but sounds like you're a giant faggot so you don't need those.
>>706933919
Feel ur pain bro
i have a fetish of fucking my gf while she is asleep. she really doesnt like it and tells me that its technically rape. But i dont care everytime we sleep in spoonshape i get hard and i instantly want to fuck her. she falls asleep pretty fast so there are no problems.
its pretty hard to insert it though because im so hyped that i start to shake and my dick is going limply but still i try it. sometimes i try to stick it in her ass. sometimes i really fingerfuck her hard so i almost cum from only that.
i never really have managed to insert it except one time im pretty sure i came in her ass... the jizz was dropping few minutes later so she got awake went to the bathroom and took a shit i guess but she didnt noticed.
im really into that and im glad she wont notice that often.
AMA btw.
>>706930297
Told my rape fantasy to GF, she took GHB fo i could fuck her while passed out. I'm in love very much
>>706931679
>army crawl into room
kek
>>706962020
Don't judge. As I said pussy is pussy if hey were younger they would want dick. It's not that bad if you think about it.
>>706962187
Drugs are all locked up. I can't even steal a Tylenol.
>>706930297
I used to have a fwb with this chubby chick, we got o talking once about how she sleeps like she's dead. I mentioned that at least sex probably gets her up. She confirmed once she's out she's out til the next day. We talked a bit more about sex while asleep and she was fine with it, others had do e it before but she'd like to at least know in the am. I had her over one night for an at home date. Dinner, wine, and sex and she was out. After about 30 minutes I tested the waters with some touching and rubbing. It went well so I moved to fingering, nothing, so I went for gold. When she's awake she is super adamant about condoms, not so much when she's asleep. I fucked and filled her four times before I got bored and passed out. Told her in the am I took her up on the offer and it was fun. She never said a word about the cum, never got pregnant, so I never cared. It happened a few more times but our benefits ended a month or so later when we both picked up steady people. I would do it again in a heartbeat.
Two instances for me
The first was in HS. Group of friends got drunk in a abounded parking lot next to a train yard. Hot Mexican girl gets wasted in the first 10 minutes. She can't stand. Everyone tells me to watch over her (she was really really annoying when drunk so nobody wanted to deal with her). So I'm there just holding her upright against a car. She starts taking off her clothes, no idea why. Says to to me suck on her nipples. Didn't have to tell me twice sucked on this brown nipples. 30 minutes after that she's completely passed out. Turn her around so she's leaning on the car, smell her butthole, smells just like burritos. Finger her pussy and smell her pussy too. After a while threw her on the ground. She also pissed on me.
Second story is best friends fiancé was passed out on the couch. Always wanted to fuck her. He was off in another part of the house trying to fuck her best friend. Feel her up, hardcore. Grabbing and slapping her ass and tits. Smell her dirty butt hole l, she might have shit herself, smell her pussy, smells great. She's on her stomach, get out my dick and start dry humping her ass. She mumbles her fiancé name and tells "him" to stop. 3 years later and she still doesn't know it was actually me
>>706962865
You are the one that said you nurse when she sleeps. So do you do it with out touching? Or are you a lying piece of shit?
A few nights ago some chick was passed out in my house, I stole her phone while it was charging and it didn't have a lock so I found all her nudes and sent them to myself and deleted the evidence
>>706930297
Nope, never raped anyone. Too risky and I have no problems getting conscious pussy.
>>706964594
Post or gtfo
>>706960596
"On" a party
>>706965409
I'll show that one
>>706964494
2nd girl knows it was you, because your tiny dick didn't make her bleed
>>706933787
She woke up naked in a guys bed with a belly full of cum... she assumed it was her idea or didnt care and moved on with her life. She is not a victim.
felt up my best friends sisters boobs while she was sleeping. she a pretty cute lesbian
>>706966388
Josh?
>>706966388
John?
>>706966805
Age?
>>706966448
Her clothes were on. Humping her ass threw her shitty yoga pants. Faggot
