WW3 Breaks out Tomorrow How are u going to avoid the draft
by pretending to be chinese
>>706925050
Burn the draft board offices down. Over and over again.
>>706925050
I don't.. If the worlds fucked, fuck it up even more I say.
By not living in a retarded country such as the USA.
Three surgeries on one knee and currently have a torn meniscus in the other. Uncle Sam doesn't want me
>>706925535
>actually wanting to be on the losing side
You poor, stupid soul
my wife and i both got face tattoos. military dosnt want face tattoos. we be fine
also have FUCK YOU tattooed on my hand so if i were to salute thats what they read.
>>706926042
haha U.S. hasn't* won a war since WW2.
The Russians would beat us tbh. Just like they did with the Germans, lost millions but still won.
>>706926213
That's because the last war we were in was WWII, you dingus
>>706925050
Will they let me in the military even though I'm on antidepressants?
Not sure on the rules, but they take mental health shit pretty seriously.
>>706926125
fucked up enough war that would matter like ww2 tha had women working
>>706926296
U WOT M8?
>>706926396
The USA hasn't declared war since Pearl Harbor
>>706926296
Are you kidding..?
What about the Vietnam war and Korean war?
Learn some history you retard
Not to mention Iraq and Afghanistan which wouldn't technically wars but the U.S still lost miserably.
>>706926610
Might want to fact check before you call out other people. The last declaration of war that the US signed was WWII. Everything else has been military intervention or "conflict"
>>706926610
Here, this way you won't hurt yourself trying to use Google
>>706926610
Actually Vietnam wasn't a war, it was a conflict, Congress never approved an act of war.
>>706925050
by not being from murica
>>706925050
I will simply tell them I am a /b/tard and refer them to this thread.
All /b/tards will then be disqualified as mentally deficient.
>>706927628
WW2 drafter the whole Caribbean
>>706927697
idgaf
>>706926805
>>706927015
>>706927221
Doesn't matter what congress declared, it was a war and you fucks lost.
>>706925050
Already washed out from the military twice. I can never reenlist.
>>706928022
>Already washed out from the military twice. I can never reenlist.
That would explain the 9fag logo on your pic.
>>706927876
Well considering that is the only thing that makes or breaks it being a war, I would say it does matter.
>>706928221
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>>706925535
Every country around the world would start a draft
>>706928270
lmao
>>706925050
gouge my eyes out. Can't see cant fight. Profit
>>706926213
wtf are you smoking? The Iraq army surrendered in less then a week.
Hide in the basement like a little jew
I have Diabetes. Get fucked faggots, no war for me
Run screaming like a muslim sees bacon
I don't, I'm disabled but volunteer for a noncomeat role anyway because my country needs me.
>>706925050
Ww3 is already happening dumb fuck.
>>706925050
Be Canadian
I would live in the mountains with a friend who is actually in military service
he is specops from the country with top 3 spec ops (NATO-wise, not Russia)
and he trained me a little too
So we'd just escape and live relaxed until the shit's over
we actually are prepared for it :P because we think that by 2020 there will be war between mudslimes and europe
>>706925050
Free opportunity to kill people and lower the worlds population and possibly get rid of a few religions and or ethnic groups, and you want to not go???? What kind of human are you?
>>706925535
> world war
> don't be on the world
An hero?
>>706927876
>damage control
>>706929404
Me and you is one in the same, friendo.
Avoid? We live in first world hell of overpopulation ,economic crisis.snd faggots id be the first guy in line.
Any excuse to handle a weapon.get paid and kill minorities is a good excuse
>>706925050
avoid the draft? "a good death is its own reward" ironman 2
>>706925050
I'm not.
>>706925050
took rotc so i dont have to be front line but comfortably in the rear with the gear
Only child, medical history, not physically fit to the needs.
>>706929756
Daps, counting 4 intelligent people in this bread
>>706925535
"gone are days of land empires" if you're NATO you're getting drafted, if you're china, russia/slavic in any flavor, basically anything but south american youre getting drafted.
I like how south american countries are semi successful and minds their own business.
>>706929902
It's to bad they are retarded.
>>706925411
Underrated
ITT: pathetic 12 yo edgelords desperate to convince themselves they'd magically stop being sniveling, pants-shitting autists if a war broke out.
I dont.
I already got turned down by the USMC for legal reasons (liability if I dont get my psychotropic medication in the field, even offered to sign a waiver.)
I would like to be a corp man, a medic.
I am not afraid to die, actually would prefer to die so i think that would be the proper frame of mind getting to our troops and patching them up, dragging them to safety.
As I already shot someone (incident when I was a teen). Im hoping this would square me with both society and my conscience.
>>706930084
I'm already in the military you ass licking meda cock sucking liberal
>>706925050
I hurt my knee in BMT for USAF.
They've officially taken me off the draft and said im not worthy.
I'll be /comfy/ in my house and watch the world end. God help anyone who tries anything without heavy artillery.
Invading the USA would be worse than any middle eastern country and those guys don't fuck around. The main difference is we have asstons of veterans and millions of hunters.
>fucking skilled snipers every god damn where, where there's not snipers theres fudds with colts and snipers and illegalu full auto converted AKs/ARs.
>where there isn't snipers there's bombs and educated assholes who are good at chemistry cooking up horrible volatile and toxic gasses to throw at baddies. And that's in every city you come to, IEDs and snipers in rural areas.
gonna have a bad time.
I'll be fine.
>>706930146
If you're lucky war will be on your street and you can shoot all you want.
>>706929964
It's because they're retarded drug addicts we like them.
Many lucrative ventures around there, anon.
>>706930234
lol. so you're a sniveling pants shitting autist in a uniform. Good for you.
I used to say i have random shitty disorders when i was in school, can't be that hard to fake one for the army.
>>706930378
At lest I don't suck Hilary dick or sit in "my safe place" faping traps dreaming of the day you can get a "fimanon" dick in my ass because " gender isn't real " and words hurt "
>>706925050
Im bipolar, so that is probably enough for them to assume I would start fragging my own guys.
>>706927876
Except for the fact that without Congressional approval we can't utilize our military resources to the fullest.
When WW2 was declared the entire country (like many) became dedicated to winning the war. Wasn't the case for the other conflicts.
>>706930430
It's the same thing. I did it when I caught on to the sedatives in the food and the fact that I knew too much psychology to know I was being brainwashed in BMT.
>ow my knee
What's wrong?
>it hurts /cry I had this problem and I thought nothing of it now it's happening in BMT
ok gtfo
Medhold sucks but it's w/e 2 weeks tops.
Don't enlist if you're educated. finish your batchelors and go to officer school if you feel the need to be in the military, but I'll tell you now - the military is fucked.
>>706930673
Fake, they are called moods anon.
I dont want touch a gun again honestly, its easy to take someones life.
Im not a pussy, I would just rather put my fellow troops or civilians back together again.
Im sure if I have to shoot someone else to save the lives of those depending on me I will do so.
Otherwise Im no good to anyone.
Its taken mountains of pills, ECT sessions and 7 years in a secure mental hospital to suppress the urge of dark places I dont want to go regarding the external world.
If a war broke out threatening my home and my neighbors the right thing to do would be to take off the straight jacket and protect them.
>>706930924
Lmao what a bitch... you know more deaths happen from hand to hand fights the rifles in the world right? I mean not your weak dick grabbers... but in general.
>>706925050
WW3 would be over in a matter of hours...
>>706930782
If being on cocaine is a mood, then I will call mania a mood.
>>706931212
You can be manic w/o a drugs help.
>>706931035
In the world, but in war, most are from rifles, in a war with the USA, aircraft.
Make distance or close it.
Avoid draft expose yourself to brigandes,criminals,roving gangs of maniacs.
Or be drafted ,get gear,food,shelter,etc
Probably be infantry since no one cares about intelligence,game theory,or any real strategic victory shit like that...get to the field ,channel my full born hard on shamananic death stalker ,snake eatting mother fucker ,become unsung war hero for glorious mother land usa.
Live my life in obscurity with a penis collection from kills.
I'll Trump out.
>>706931035
On the second day in Juvenal hall I shoved a golf pencil through the cheek of a older larger boy that threatened me.
Ive gotten into cell fights with roommates where I either had to choke them until the blacked out or beat or cut them until they begged me to stop.
I understand you dont know me and are trolling. But with your mouth in my world the only bitch in the room would be you.
Not a queer, dont want to feed into your internal narrative of 'dick grabbers'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxcJW6bs5os
>>706931270
That is what I am getting at anon. Before I was diagnosed I was manic for 3 months straight, crashed from it, then tried to kill myself.
>>706931382
Well war isn't meant to be a safe place, the world is not safe no mater what laws are there... laws only effect the law abiding, the criminals don't care about laws, that's why you protect yourself... and if that means killing someone to save your life or your friends or family I hope you have the nuts to do it , if not you are worthless.
>>706925050
im gonna jump down the stairs and break my legs
>>706931556
Sounds like school yard 12yo bitch lies to me.
I'm not I'm enlisting cuz its what men do! They fight for their country and their families
>>706931625
Manic people would be great on the line if directed. I would fight with you if you were willing.
>>706931776
http://articles.latimes.com/1989-10-06/news/mn-808_1_school-class-anaheim
Sure. OK.
>>706931682
very true, most deaths from pvp in the USA are from saturday night specials and large knives tbhfam.
I don't carry a gun but I have a pocketknife. Give some one a bottle of bourbon and a large buck knife and tell them to fuck up that guy up over there who raped his woman and I guarantee one or both of them will be dead as fuck.
>>706931877
Casuality ratios would be shit though. Too many leeroys.
Well I'm already fucked
>>706925050
I won't because I am not a faggot
>>706925050
Fuck them all to death.
>>706931903
So what you are saying is you have all this potential and would not use that aggression ? Assuming you aren't googling bullshit.
>>706932053
I'm with you, let's win this shit.
>>706932070
> approved
>>706932042
Drop them off in the heart, let um go nuts.
im already a cripple... lucky me.
>>706932111
Yes. Still.
Ive (with help from doctors,friends and parents) have tried drugging it out, asked to stay over my parole date inside, had over 33 ECT treatment done.
My goal is to turn my brain into jello.
Mental illness runs in my family and everyone else is either locked up, in rehab or dead on my fathers side.
I dont want to hurt anyone, but I already did and can never trust myself.
I was calm when I shot that kid, I didnt know him before that day....I'm derailing this thread with too much shit.
Point being - If I wont allowed to die and know my mental health would get worse Im better off getting my head blown off while running around applying band aids.
Good day to you all.
>>706932708
When the draft hits the military minimum health requirement will drop, you might be lucky
Y'all know most of you unhealthy fucks would be medically disqualified from the draft, right?
>>706925050
Canada probably.
Rah Yut Kill faggitz
>>706925091
Top kek first kek
>>706932877
Men the draft will drop the health standards for all them fakers and borderline hipose.
>>706932889
cant wait to run "draft dogging american" hunting partys... good luck escaping me in my own turf.(let alone in the winter.) -canada.
>>706926610
Don't they consider those conflicts to be "policing actions"
>>706933085
Conflicts and control
>>706932877
The USMC recruiter had a boner for me after he learned I was an attempted murderer.
Even on meds for MD. The only reason they COULDNT take me was in case I couldn't get my meds out in the field.
This was a year before 9-11.
Also I got a summons for jury duty while serving a 7 year sentence.
Guards framed it but didnt let me go.
>>706933085
lol, Americans. you lost get over it.
War breaks out, draft reinstated... it only works if you report to the induction center...
The government can't even find and Deport 11 million illegal aliens if 11 million Americans refuse to show up for induction into the army they're not going to be able to pick them all up.
>>706925411
This
I would fake a psychotic break and claim that im communicating with hillary Clinton through the t.v., i would stop showering and shaving, feed myself with my fingers because the silverware is "too sharp" and get disqualified on psychic evaluation.
>>706933158
You can say we lost conflicts but if you include post war conflicts we won far more conflicts then we lost.
>>706929202
I also have type 2 diabetes, but I spent 2001-2004 in the Australian Infantry , I am also an Australian that has guns, so I will be protecting my family and home.
Get ordained
>>706933250
Weak little bitchboy.
>>706933266
Glad you still have your guns brother. You guys were the best men to have around in Afghanistan. You made it so much more exciting and fun.
>>706933268
By all accounts it would probably start bc of religion.
>>706933158
I am not a resident or citizen of the United States of America.
>>706933408
Thanks mate, I lost two friends to the sand box.
>>706933771
I lost a few too, sorry man.
>>706933543
And yet ministers are exampt from the draft.
>>706925535
The US and most South American countries have treaties that if one is invaded or attacked by a foreign power, they are obligated to defend the other militarily.
>>706925050
its illegle to draft me
>>706933976
lol no. no one is obligated to do anything.
>>706933863
Sorry to hear, those scumbags in office would be less willing to send good people to hell holes for no reason if they or their kids had to go, I signed up out of a sense of duty for my country, we had no business in Iraq or Afghanistan.
We lost good people for what?
>>706933976
I guess Argentina is not part of any such pact or treaty, see Falklands.
Only child. But if anyone attempts to invade stateside I'll be right there with everyone else. Too much at stake here at home to go running off to the other side of the world. But I'll be ready along with millions of others who are ready if they decide they're stupid enough to put boots on Mainland US soil.
>>706925050
I'm not a drone, OP.
There will be no infantry in the next World War.
>>706935415
Lol, not understanding that the infantry is the backbone of every military with all other assets user to support the infantry, nice one mate.
Let me guess drone vs drone only warfare?
>>706935674
If we go World war, there will be little if any additional troops.
Air power will win it, not dudes on the ground.
>>706935674
The US has not been in a war where US infantry is "the backbone" for 60 years.
>>706935776
herman, go to bed you are drunk again
Become a transsexual.
>>706935041
You're right.
>>706926296
Revolution, and not the sjw bullshit street gathering protest faggotry. Just guns, crews, and military excursions on the streets. Take out local police then prepare for military. Plenty of camo modified space blankets to cover you from drone infared tech.
>>706925050
Asthma
>>706926125
That wouldn't matter in a draft. Also, tattoo policies are starting to become way more lenient.
>>706926125
You must have a hard time getting jobs. Please stop wasting my taxpayer dollars on unemployment because you chose to be a trash human.
>>706935852
I guess that's why there were no boots on the ground in Korea, Vietnam, Gulf 1, Gulf 2 or Afghanistan, sorry I was SOO stupid.
>>706936614
Playing spades and guarding convoys.
>>706936614
Oh and checking ids
Avoid the draft? I'll properly insulate my doors and windows.
>>706936762
The infantry is invaluable in asymmetrical warfare.
Having nukes and air power doesn't mean shit if you are fighting guerilla fighters.
>>706925050
Easy, do what muhammid ali did
Become a muslim
I'm diagnosed with major depressive disorder and paranoia...I think that should be enough.
Be gay
Move to Canada.
>>706926042
>forced to go to war
>thinks he's winning
good call champ!
i just enlisted in the navy (DEP right now) i ship in 7 months then have 4 years, how fucked am i?
>>706927876
>implying these werent business ventures and we didnt "lose" on purpose because we were never there to win in the first place.
America is a war profit machine
Winning and ending wars isnt good for profits.
>>706925050
already served
>>706937363
As an ex EM2 let me say
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA
YOU'RE FUCKED
>>706937363
>navy
Fag.
War would be a nuke wasteland, wouldn't be old school like ww2.
>>706937828
and whys that?
>>706926312
They do when they aren't drafting everything with a pulse
>>706938006
Its a meme.
>>706936993
Nice ass and legs
>>706936042
>not knowing basic US history
Wew lad
>>706926296
you are a fucking retard
>>706930298
Ya you can't invade the us without a massive amount of guerilla support. The least of your problems would be the resistance. More of an issue is the whole landing thing.
>>706938222
Murrica has won every war its been in save for vietnam which was more of a draw. They were winning the war but didn't have popular support of the people. Pussies that are killing america today ruined it.
>>706938222
checked
>>706925050
cut off trigger finger
>>706938645
Designated meat shield
