Cringe thread
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Cringe thread
Almost as cringe worthy as OP
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>>706926715
I always thought that was a 50 year old gremlin. Just realised it's probably a fucking teenage kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI1v7p1VUDo
http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Fat-Inflatable-Dragon-Suit-29212461
>>706929107
http://m.xhamster.com/movies/3545215/big_mac_cum_tribute.html
>>706929179
Were these 4 panel comic things a reddit idea or why the hell were they popular a couple years ago?
>>706929612
I think there more of a Facebook thing.
>>706929612
some dumb hot girl/dude did them and everyone wanted to copy them, as everything that goes on on social media
>>706929816
It was actually people making fun of the person that made the original four panel. It was something about her boobs belongingto her or some shit. She was not attractive either.
This showed up in my newsfeed, about the Muslim who allegedly used food stamps to buy soda and then resell. I damn near had a brain aneurysm trying to decipher this fucking mess.
>>706929922
this is ylyl you fat roastie
>>706929922
This is impressive. It's horrid while not relying on the brony/anime crutch
>>706930026
Reading that inflicted physical pain on my brain. Thanks
>>706929922
Kek'd and chek'd
>>706930026
>>706930026
Fucking worst part is, I'm related to her... I hope her spelling and grammar genes were an anomaly and not the bar for our family! Think my favorite parts of this are:
1. That's the edited, better version...
2. "Sorry for the spelling, but you get my point." No, no the fuck we don't. Your massive run on sentence has mind raped us all.
>>706931052
What a pussy
>>706931052
That movie itself is beyond cringe.
>>706931052
Kek.. Being traumatized by something I fap to.
>>706931052
fucking movie
it was boring and stupid.
New OC. This faggot literally changed his last name.
This is the worst shit I've ever seen, half the voices don't even sound remotely like what they're supposed to, and the faces this faggot makes, good God he's awful.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/q5wgbIz2aLQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
>>706932312
ok, that's a bit weird...
>>706932346
repost with actual youtube link pls
>>706932363
Check his profile, it's worse.
>>706932384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5wgbIz2aLQ
>>706932412
fuck me
>>706932526
>>706932526
thanks
good lord his turtle from finding nemo is awful
>>706931584
Kek
>>706932660
the eddie murphy dragon one is horrendous
>>706932526
Guy's talented vocalist but goddamn the voices are lame as fuck
>>706929795
Anime sauce?
>>706932850
worst part are the digital lines from bad video rendering
>>706932931
Watamote
>>706932973
great anime
>>706932526
>>706932660
>>706932804
>>706932850
>>706932944
I seriously cant get through the whole thing, I've tried multiple times.
>>706931052
This movie was straight garbage. Something an angsty, edgy high school sophomore would make.
>>706933095
not a feel thread fag
This man took this picture. He saw himself in the mirror like this, took this picture and made it his facebook display picture.
This is the ultimate cringe
>>706933206
is that a tumor
>>706933206
tbh, it's better than having anime as a profile pic, imo
>>706933095
>cringe
I know the feels
>>706933280
It's his belly
>>706933299
It would be best if he didn't have facebook
>>706933402
kek'd
>>706933444
Check'd
>>706931052
The 9fag watermark is even worse than the movie.
>>706933619
i suddenly feel perfectly normal and satisfied with all my fetishes when i see this.
>>706924986
slicing my bollocks off would be less painful than reading that again.
>>706933206
nah that's p badass
>>706933782
they'reeeee great!
>>706933619
topkek
>>706933782
Yeah but still, you got some problems dude.
>>706933825
What a fucking champ.
>>706933206
Someone needs to shop the text on the sign at the bottom, mother will die etc...
>>706933300
Wouldnt be so hard to meet girls on dating apps if they actually were serious about it. They're just attention whore cunts
>>706933619
>>706929179
Not cringe
>>706933619
>>706929107
Serious kek. And in the related videos, guy ficks his half-inflated dragon pool toy.
>>706932526
not very cringe. better than most people could do.
>>706934442
heh, 4/20
>>706929922
not cringe
the kid is on the correct path
>>706934442
fury inducing rather than cringe
>>706933206
>>706933825
>60% enemy
hahaha
>>706930365
>>706930532
>>706930725
>>706930884
>being so retarded you can't pull information from something poorly written
OC
>>706934442
similar
>>706933300
>>706933444
>>706933877
>>706933977
>>706934099
there are just no words...
>>706933300
Why did they mark through the email? It's still totally legible.
>[email protected]
>>706933505
>that shirt
>the emoticons
>deviantart
Thats a nice cringe salad you have their anon, belongs in the incinerator.
>>706934991
>>706930365
Now, carefully, slowly read through my post. Tell me where I said I couldn't pull information from that text. Go ahead, do it.
At some point, you should try reading comprehension.
Feast your eyes upon the ultimate cringe.
>>706935076
teacher didn't understand the question, obviously. even teachers make mistakes.
>>706934442
fake as all fuck but i laughed
>>706935246
I noticed the answer was erased once... I was hoping someone changed the answer AFTER the teacher corrected it, just to take the pic.
>>706925798
/thread
>>706930026
reading gives you an aneurysm? you need help
>>706933505
yikes
>>706935470
>>706935075
Ah middle school.
>>706935076
>>706934442
Fucking hell these kids are clearly intelligent but they're being taught to take the blue pill and stay in the middle of the pack. These teachers should be shot.
>>706935230
Calm down kid, it's not that serious. You might wanna wipe the sand outta your vagina before you post.
fresh
>>706931136
>>706935239
you know, the really weird thing is that someone took the time to draw all of that out, like they thought people would really enjoy it something. must have taken hours.
>>706935911
this is my last dump I don't have much cringe
>>706933759
this is no different than the fluffy autisti shit that anons seem to grow a liking for on /b/ these days
for fucks sake that shit makes me lose braincells
>>706935076
>>706934442
This seems more like a rage thread to me. I am pretty sure I have developed PTSD cuz of this
>>706934099
If you're a fag asking her about books and school, it's pretty obvious you're not serious.
>>706935726
The guy in your pic is still updating his status right now
>>706936003
>>706933300
I'm a man and this creeped me out.
>>706930026
I am too hungover for that calibre of retardation right now.
>>706936069
lmao it's not my OC
i don't have social media besides fb
are there any pics of him?
>>706931436
movies made by 2edgy4u cringe lord.
>>706935991
more
>>706935726
who is liking these?
>>706928999
That guy actually made me laugh, not cringe at all
The vidoes he's reacting to is pretty cringe tho
>>706934099
This.
they just want attention when the guys they meet in real life don't call them enough.
any reasonably attractive woman doesn't need to advertise to meet guys.
>>706936353
glad you got a laugh m8!
>>706933940
But nobody wants to be those shitty things. Equality isn't about forcing people into shit, it's about making the top equal for both. Do you retards actually side with the picture?
>>706933505
dat shirt lol
Can somebody please post that greentext/blog of the mlp guy in japanese classes? You know, that cringey *in japanese* stuff. would really appreciate that.
>>706933940
>asking men to help you get better jobs and a fair workplace, then telling them to settle for scraps.
>>706936335
I'm guessing he is liking his own shit
>>706935141
old b8 is old
>>706936451
Fuck off you Communist.
>>706936253
This is his Facebook
School name matches
Also he has NASCAR pics on both his Twitter and Facebook
>>706936027
hands down winner
>>706934442
If you're smarter than your teachers you're going to have a bad time in school. I know this first hand.
My IQ is only 140 so i'm not smart enough to be a physicist, but i'm smarter than all the shit bums I'm stuck being around.
>>706936560
No i think the idea of forcing people into shitty jobs is communism.
>>706936478
wtf are they really teaching this way now?
btw I ran out of cringe...here's some ylyl/rage depending on who u are
>>706936693
>Forcing
you're a Marxist fool.
>>706936680
"I'm a mediocre guy who took an online test and was dumb enough to believe it. I even paid the 29.99 for the certificate that says my iq is 140"
>>706936639
awww he's just a baby lol
a weird, creepy baby.
>>706936814
Uh, that's what the whole "women should also want shitty jobs" is. I'm against it, and you're for it.
>>706935773
Teachers get paid shit, put their safety at risk with school shootings, they're excepted to be disciplinaries, not just educators.
A smart person would pursue a more rewarding career. The right move isn't punishing the shitheads we have for teachers, it's paying them more, giving more benefits to attract a larger more competitive pool of people looking for teaching jobs, therefore getting more intelligent more qualified individuals.
How about we stop spending billions on garbage jets like f-22 and f-35 to Lockheed that is basically a racketeering operation at this point, and start educating our fucking larvae.
>>706936748
>veteran friendly
lost.
>>706936506
it's just autism. It's not cringe, whatever makes him happy.
I worked with autistic kids in the past, they're grown up now and it's great if they can even shop on their own and get their own place.
>>706936953
agree the shit out of this
>>706926715
It really sucks that faglords have ruined the fedora. I think it's a pretty cool hat. And in its hay day it was adorned by hard boiled detectives and gangster street toughs now it's just worn by Internet white nights and trans people
>>706936892
It's a joke that points out the hypocrisy of the whole" mug equality" bullshit these days. You've fallen for it, and the idiot in the picture did too.
>>706936680
>reddit spacing
>pseudo-intellectual
>bad time in school
(´・ω・｀)
>>706937077
But it doesn't point out hypocrisy. It shows that the person who made the pic is a retard.
>>706937050
my brother is legit autistic, 14 years old.
he wears no such thing as this man
if he's dressed stupid, it's because my mom dressed him that way or tried to save money by continuing to send him to school in high water jeans. he has no style of his own
>>706937134
bingo
what a fag
>>706936680
You absolutely be a physicist with an iq of 140. I have a molec bio degree but I am friends with a lot of people in the physics department and trust me, plenty of them aren't hyper intelligent, they are just dedicated.
>>706937270
>>706933619
>>706936680
> IQ of 140 would be plenty good for any field of work. You may not be world renowned... but you have plenty of potential.
> Only 140? Only genius? Right..
> Which test did you take and who administered it?
>>706937302
>>706937447
>>706933299
dubs never lie
>>706937050
Apparently I have Autism, and i don't dress like that. At all. I dress like a regular human.
>>706935239
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK
>>706937447
im not him but on a side note:
where can you get a legit IQ test that isn't fake? Sometimes I wanna know if I'm a genius or a moron. Has to be one or the other...
>>706928999
>>706937484
nor do trips
>>706937302
Sweer baby jesus!
That's impressive.
>>706936953
>I only make 50K a year plus benefits and I have to work 10 months a year!
This is such bullshit. As a teacher you're a critical part of the lives of your students, even in elementary school. Soldiers are paid less, work more, and are in far greater risk but still do their jobs even though a lof of them dont have education. If highschool dropouts work harder than you, you're a garbage person.
>>706931052
>>706933619
>>706937530
Contact your local educational psychologists to inquire about a Stanford–Binet Intelligence Scales examination. Probably not cheap, but this is a standard recognized battery of tests.
>>706937485
you probably cant tell that you dress like an autist because your brain is fucked.
>>706929922
I KNOW THIS KID! SOME OF MY BUDDIES BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL MADE THIS MEME
>>706932363
its not weird you beta hobo fag, its cringe.
>>706929430
He made BIG cume
>>706937069
please contribute to this thread by posting a picture of yourself wearing a fedora
>>706936680
You are a fucking idiot. Can you memorize anything? Can you read? Can you understand what you read? Are you creative? You can be whatever the fuck you want. You are the only one holding you back. I know this is cringey as hell but fuck it, I'm tired of people saying they cant. Fucking get your shit together
>>706933712
Problem is, that shit is directly screenshot out of the site.
>>706937926
Should I kill myself then? To save myself from future embarrassment.
>>706938003
Name, name of highschool, hometown
>>706937589
Well yeah, hat's why soldiers make less, the military gives them all the education they need to do their job. They don't need to put out a hundred grand for a master's in education. Oh and the GI bill actually gives soldiers money for college after they finish their tour.
And they pay for all of the soldier's living needs, basically. And they provide all benefits and healthcare required for the soldier. Certainly some military jobs are risky, but lots actually aren't. I was signal int through the second invasion of iraq and never even saw an enemy soldier in person.
>>706938288
What if you're really stupid though? Are you suggesting that idiots don't exist?
>>706938288
hell yeah
>>706933619
>>706937485
> On /b/
> Says that he has autism
This is /b/, unless you say otherwise everyone assumes you're a fat autistic weeaboo posting from your mom's basement.
>>706935911
clearly the teacher never picked up a saw
>>706938315
if you want
My usual contribution to cringe threads
Part 1
>>706938372
Idiots exist, and always will. But if we educate everyone better there will be fewer idiots. The us education system is total shit, but no one will change it because it will take too much effort
>>706924986
>This is for the best. When the board is carried out better, all of your horse live octopus head, it is driven to distant internet depth.
>>706938662
part 2
>>706937173
No, it shows that you are a retard.
>>706938673
As a Canadafag, I can attest that it's Western education that's fucked on the whole.
>>706938759
Sounds like try-hard mega-cuck. Who buys bras and chocolates for "just friends"? cucks, that's who.
>>706936680
and because of grade inflation you will get a C while they get an A for staying in their lanes This happens because innovation is pushing the boundaries and an edge or corner case in potential workers/labor slaves algorithm
>>706930268
>>706938759
That poor naive worthless man.
>>706938759
It's like someone told him that to get a girl you just need to keep at it and be there for her and she will eventually fall for you. And he took them seriously.
>>706938843
how much money is that shit?
>>706938759
Either "patty" has more money than sense or dude is BURNING, hard. He even knows her cupsize. But that shit there reeks of rich-kiditis.
>>706938953
Kek saved
Where did all the Emos go?
>>706938843
how much is 1 token and this reminds me of how emotional these two women were after winning a gangbang competition
>>706938953
Jewfro telling it like it is.
>>706934068
holy fuck you are genius
>>706938987
Shit I always forget exactly how much. Each token is about 10 cents if I recall.
We're talking thousands of dollars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrUq4FF13sw
>>706939209
tbh I kek'd at the title alone
>>706938354
David McDavidson, Davidson HS
ylyl
>>706939197
if each token is ten cents yeah that's nearly ten grand.
>>706939337
C-C-C- combo breaker
>>706932526
not half bad
>>706939197
Fuck man i just did some research. 8 cents a token. Fucker payed 7457.76 dollars for that cunt. She receives 5 cents per token. Bitch got 4661.1 dollars for being a cunt. Biggest tip on chaturbate was 169169 tokens. This is depressive. I have like 25 buck to my name from my shit job until the next pay on Wednesday and these faggots blow thousands of dollars on what? On cunts on the internet where you can see higher quality shit for free.
>>706936027
Me, because I'm not a cuck
>>706933095
>bowl of Cheetos
KEK
FUCKING DIED
>>706933825
He just exhumes confidence like a super sayan
>>706938759
I want to believe so desperately that this guy is just some rich, albeit eccentric gay dude who's also her bff.
>>706926715
>that face
>the fedora
>those headphones
>that fucking face
>>706924986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveeVyWwVD8
>>706930026
Is this even English
>>706940053
this fucker looks like david cross ate alvin and the chipmunks
>>706932534
If you insist
>>706938836
And yet Western education (at the college level, not primary school) is still the best on the planet. People from all over the world flock to western universities. How many canadians do you think leave canada to go to a vietnamese university because its a better school? Answer: none. Except maybe Vietnamese language majors or something.
https://www.quotev.com/quiz/8507870/Are-you-Insane
Probably the cringiest thing I've discovered in the past months. It's definitely worth your time
>>706938953
kek
>>706940291
Ouch
>>706940291
damn, that was bad.
i got completely insane.
>>706933206
ITS A BOOMER!
>>706936137
A man on /b/? Come on be serious. We're all girls here.
>>706939935
>not knowing this pic already
>newfag
>>706936003
Yo that shit is still cooler than starfox zero IMO.
>>706930026
really? i had no trouble reading this maybe its because im a first grade teacher lol jk im not a teacher but you get the point haha!
>>706940291
what the fuck was this fucking fuck i just wasted my fucking aahsjafhafjkh
>>706941020
it told me i was sane at least
>>706935239
This is fucking hilarious!
>>706929922
this isnt cringe hes just alpha as fuck
>>706941020
i was just on that shit for shits and gigs man there are some fucking cringy test
>>706924986
>>706936003
Ikr
>>706940776
kek
>>706934853
Pretty accurate. But still gay.
bump
>>706940995
You are fucking cringe.
This thread needs dorses
>>706932973
Loved that anime
>>706929179
shes a little girl, and its not even that cringy
This gook made hair look like tomato!
>>706941203
I like how managed to ensure he got a chick into the picture, a chick that undoubtedly will never fuck him
>>706941203
>That girl's look
>>706936680
m8, if you're stuck with shit bums, being "smart", then you are a shit bum too
Kek
>>706939656
well thread seems officially ruined, someone's nintendo/capcom/beast/trap combo fetish has taken it over
>>706938158
baited.
>>706941835
this picture >>706941786 sums up your post pretty well
>>706935307
Sir Memelord IV
>>706930268
>>706941835
let's make a new one
>>706933619
>>706941853
no like. it's not cringe material. it's cringe that you're posting them
>>706926715
>>706931052
Heh was funny how they tried to disturb people, watched it with a couple roommates and I and another laughed at it while a third just had this worried look on his face as he kept pacing back and forth. He also kept leaving the room and coming back, like he didn't want to watch it but couldn't stop.
>>706941776
>>706941729
>>706941683
>>706941635
>>706941595
>>706941538
>>706941495
>>706941409
>>706941937
>>706941853
wtf is this shite?
>>706941934
So I´m in the right thread
new thread to avoid whatever that animal hentai shit is
706941993
>>706937069
>hard boiled
I love this fucking phrase
>>706942031
by that I mean
fuck i cringed my own cringe
>706941993
>>706933095
>>706941203
My wife is aware of domestic violence every month. I beat her often
>>706939078
100 tokens = 10 USD
They get 70% ish on most sites
So 7$ per 100
She made about 6500 USD off that one tip
>>706942086
>>706941993
fuckin ell. new thread ere
any leafy video makes me cringe pretty badly.
>>706942172
Puts a new meaning on smash
>>706924986
>Don't worry babe
>>706942271
literally same
>>706942098
*girn
>>706934442
>Although he was correct
How was he correct? A mile is longer than a kilometer
>>706942172
It's sad when autists try and make what they think are jokes.
>>706942441
Thanks for the original cringe. Very kind of you.
>this isn´t even my final form
>>706936734
i want to know if this is a real article but dont want to look that up or get flagged by the FBI
>>706935413
>how to date fat girls
Protip: you don't
>>706937173
I know you're trolling, but you do realise the double standard right?
The sjw basically said men should have shitty jobs but women should have good jobs. Totally equality
>>706941921
Dump all your distorted walters
>>706941495
>>706941538
>>706941683
>>706941729
>>706941776
>>706941853
what does it take for someone to take time out of their day to draw this?
>>706942320
thank you
>>706942098
Is this real life?
>>706942715
beeing horny I guess
>>706942441
>>706924986
i was just scrolling by but fuuuuck no, I just had to click and read this shit...ppl really talk like this sometimes. wtf. if I had a friend who said this I would 100% smack the shit out of them.
>>706942803
what was deleted?
>>706942685
it's not a double standard though. why would anyone fight for shitty jobs? They're saying women should also have good jobs.
>>706942003
/d/
>>706936680
Was just wondering when the cringe was going to start
>>706933206
>Patient Zero
>>706942878
i love it when a good thread comes together
NEW THREAD HERE >>706942972
>>706939045
They became the numales
>>706941964
not cringe, alpha as fuck
>>706942583
Tor
>>706941203
>my younger sister did this too
>i cringe every day when she is a feminist
>>706933759
100% serious here, I just might commit suicide.
>>706943147
no
>>706936748
>$10 a day
Shit pay
>>706935076
>>706943292
But I bet everyone cringes at you.
>>706924986
Some fresh OC
>>706936451
This is about equal pay for equal work. If women want the higher pay of dangerous and unpleasant work, they should do that dangerous and unpleasant work.
Yes, there is unfair pay for equal work, but it's not near as much as what biased statistics are using. Statistics compare construction worker wages to secretary wages to make the margin seem wider.
In the end, if someone agrees to work for a certain wage, and they get paid that wage, they really shouldn't complain.
>>706942874
Then that's not equality. They want quotas but only for good jobs, which is sexist. The best solution is meritocracy. Anything with gender quotas is discriminaton.
>>706943444
that's not cringey that's true
>>706941533
Not that cringey when an Asian does it because we're all weirdos anyway
>>706943676
no it's not.
>>706943732
Moar!!!
