ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
dont be shy..
bumpp
>>706909016
I'm a 24 year old man wearing speedos that were made for a 11 year old boy and it feels great.
I love dressing in skin tight vinyl and have bikers and bears from craigslist degrade me and fuck my face.
>>706909796
My nigga
>>706909796
w/e makes u happy. how do u know it is for 11yo?
>>706910074
It's a size 12 for kids.
bmp
finger , mom ,vehicle,rear you know the drill
>>706911711
hotttttttttttt!
My wife is pregnant and I was diagnosed with cancer yesterday, she doesnt know..
got drunk, stole all the shoes people left in front of their apartments, set bag of shoes on fire inside of the elevator, elevator also burned down. yea I should stop drinking...
I lie everytime I say "I love you" to my gf
>>706912011
you probably got the cancer from /b/
>>706912241
Not sure if /b/ gave me a golf ball sized tumour, but if you say so
ive lived with 3 or 4 couples and a few singles in my life. have always went into their bedrooms while theyre gone and licked the girls shoes, inside. heels, flip flops, platforms, anything. also have stolen many pairs of panties. any age, family, friend, or stranger.
>>706912339
Is from either /b/ or god
I frequently have consensual procreative sex in the missionary position with my wife
>>706912185
brake up with her then...
when I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend.
>>706912704
Its not a secret. Everyone does.
>>706909016
I'm a compulsive liar
>>706912011
eat this food
>asparagus, avocado, peanuts
>this food heal you from cancer
is better then fast food, drink more water for hydration, do work out, change your life to live more healthy, eat healthy food, get lost of stress and worrying, live happy
>>706912823
I can't. She really loves me and makes me feel great. I don't want to be alone
>>706912950
>>this food heal you from cancer
/x/
If you want people to take your advice seriously, don't start with full-retard stuff.
My secret: I was phone.
I think I have a thing for pre-teens between the age of 12-16 with a mature body. Nobody of my friends or family know.
>>706912980
>makes me feel great. I don't want to be alone
Ummmm, what do you think love is?
Why do you think you don't love her?
>>706912339
Sounds like /b, buncha dicks
>>706912950
Mate its already at the stage where im fucked so no point
>>706912858
I don't believe you
>>706913060
>pre-teens between the age of 12-16
>pre-teens
>12-16
???
You like high school girls.
We all do.
>>706913060
We know, and it worries us, just don't act on it
>>706913036
>>706913203
lol, if you have cancer, why dont give a try?
>>706912980
>She makes me feel great
>I don't want to be alone
This is fucking selfish of you, man. Sooner or later you will pay for this and you will realise that even though you are in a relationship, you still feel fucking emptiness inside no matter how great she might make you feel.
>>706913156
because I literally can't stop thinking about my ex gf, I stalk her everyday and think about what can I do to fix things with her. She was the most wondurful girl in the world and I lost her. If that's love, I don't love my current gf.
>>706913332
Cause Im gonna accept my fate and be a sp00ky skeleton
>open /b/
>listening to this while scrolling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPDcwjJ8pLg
>suddenly a secrets thread appears
>mfw
Seriously, you guys never cease to amaze me.
>>706913264
But I'm 29yo so it IS kinda weird. I could post examples but I don't wanna risk a permaban.
>>706913425
I already know that. But apart from the selfish aspect, she really loves me, and I don't want to hurt her. I will have to do it, eventually, but I need a reason. I just can't tell her that I no longer love her or that I leave her for another girl
>>706912980
I think you just don't know you love her,
& or what love is.
If you lost her surely you'd miss her
I consider myself pretty much straight, but I wish I had gone further with my best friend many years ago when we jacked off together to porn. Not fucking, but sucking each other.
>>706913332
>lol, if you have cancer, why dont give a try?
Why make yourself extra miserable.
Every day you don't have a hot fudge sundae is a day you've wasted.
Most of us have to live with the consequences in the long run, but if you're in the home stretch, why not?
He should be working on getting his wife into a three way with her old college roommate, not desperately clutching at straws, hoping broccoli and brussel sprouts will save him.
(both of those are better than peanuts and avocados btw)
>>706913566
>I'm 29yo so it IS kinda weird
dude, relax. We all do.
>>706913587
Not as much as I miss my ex right now
On occasion, I enjoy a glass of wine with dinner. Sometimes, I enjoy two.
>>706913439
>I stalk her everyday
THAT's your actual secret Anon.
Thanks for sharing.
>If that's love, I don't love my current gf.
That's not love, it's an unhealthy obsession.
Let it go, especially since it sounds like what you have now IS love.
>>706913451
Good luck on the ???? step, may your profit be inexhaustible
>>706913821
Anon are you a detective?
i can only get an erection by inducing fear
>>706913839
Nah honestly I know im fucked so why try save myself, imma try to do as much dumb shit as I can before I die. Look for me in the news.
More than all other things, I pray for death.
>>706913566
>But I'm 29yo so it IS kinda weird.
>>706913704
>dude, relax. We all do.
THIS, I'm 50 and if it were somehow acceptable, I'd still be banging high school girls.
We all would.
You, me, Obama, Trump, your grandpa.
ALL of us.
>>706913958
But how will we know it's you??
ive been on /b/ for over 8 years. ive made about 3 post. i lurk. 4 now.
>>706913902
>Anon are you a detective?
Nope.
Brain surgeon.
>>706909016
I fantasize about fucking young bubble butt boys
>>706914061
>You, me, Obama, Trump, your grandpa.
>ALL of us.
In one big, sweaty orgy of...uh...cuddle wit cho demons.
>>706914061
Thank heaven for little girls
One girl is in love with me, and she will come to my country because she's in love with me, I guess.
>I don't have the same feeling
HALP
>>706914078
Ill be wearing a russian gp5 gasmask
>>706914228
Just do it!
ive found used condoms in my work parking lot before and taken them into the bathroom and licked them clean, inside and out.
>>706914112
Can you lobotimize me?
>>706914358
you're a femanon or...?
>>706914358
I hope you are trolling, Anon. That's just disgusting.
>>706913821
>THAT's your actual secret Anon.
I mean, stalk her twitter and shit, not following her on the streets
>>706912011
Fuck off, on some Walter White pretend story bullshit.
I touch my penis because it feels good.
Idk how to tell my parents.
>>706913451
>make a study on this food proof it that heal cancer
>sell study
>money is profit
>live better then now
or you dont like to live better do you? when fate is in your hands you can change it as you like on your free will, just letting you know you have option to live,
>easy to say no
>you dont move your ass so you have what you have. letting you know, what you know,
>>706913958
i hope you are trolling or you are newfag in life
>why make difficult life for a kid? why to make more karma and thinking to be superstar?
>you know why you deserve this illness, because you are faggot
I've watched my aunt undress from the balcony and used her only thong in the bathroom, wear/smell/lick everytime i was at their house and jerked off to them and in them every time i could
> pic semi related, that's what her thong looks like
>>706914576
Or because I shot at villiages of sandniggers?, I dont want to see my kid knowing I got months with him, thats not fair on him or me
25 / m drug dealer in Hannover / Germany /o/
I want to fuck my daighter. I wanna tit fuck her and rail her in the ass. Pic related.
>>706914329
Do what, kek, I'm saying that she's in love with me but I'm not with her
>>706914759
I took these at the beach this summer. She has no idea how much I've jerked off to her.
me and my twin brother used to get into adult theaters as teenagers(I wouldblowthe ticket guy and hed let us in) and do live underage sex shows for fat old men, sometime when my brother fucked me there would be shit on his cock and I would eat it for the audience, I am older and 100% straight now, but being 13 sure was interesting
>>706914765
if you don;t wanna do it then >>706914765
do her
masturbated next to my mother because we had to sleep in the same bed and i did it every night, not sure if she knew about that tho.
i have a girlfriend, but i want to fuck my best friend's ex, who is friends with my gf
>>706914755
or your kid to know that he didn't know his father, he will live whole life with this
>>706914390
>Can you lobotimize me?
Sure. Hold a USB cable up to your forehead and post your IP address.
I'll take it from there.
>>706914689
Oh! Is that what a thong looks like. Thanks, Anon.
>>706914469
Either one.
>>706914798
moar, please.
>>706915042
well i meant the color and the form, you know. There are many fucking types of thongs.
>>706915009
If you have something and it leaves youll miss it more than never having it in the first place
>>706915136
>>706915054
she is on curiouscat right now, I'm asking things to her anonymously becuase I want her to mention me, but I don't want her to know who I am. And it's like she forgot me and erased from her life
>>706915149
Yeah. Save the kid from feeling things. That's the way of your gen. Just blow up the world already.
>>706915295
Oh, I'm sorry. On second though, less please.
i secretly think how all of my friends fuck my gf and do everything to her and i masturbate to that
>>706915296
It's called moving on, and she's done it. You should too.
>>706915339
She's so pretty
>>706914136
Why is /b/ so full of autists like you
I used to be a woman, now I am a man, life is much easier as a man
>>706915454
>>706915295
>>706914798
>>706914759
troll detected
My long-distance relationship ended in the beginning of April this year.
She was...something else. Amazingly lovely. And the first fuck and blowjob and generally sex experiences were with her. Sadly she's going full sjw tumblrina "fries before guys" special snowflake.
Since then I've:
>fucked 5 black girls
>2 of them overweight
>fucked a 16 years old chubby french girl ( legal here )
>paid 3 times for shitty sex with middle-aged chink streetwalkers
>got my dick sucked by random fag off of cl
>got a handjob in my car from a passenger ( uber, she vomited all over my car tho )
>paid about 8 times for blowjobs from trannies in the woods
>smoking a pack a day now
All this shit isn't making me any happier.
>>706915469
I unno. Maybe you should ask someone who isn't an autist.
I trolled the fuck out of all the idiots on earth
>>706915400
no, she didn't. She has tons of problems and mental issues and complains about everytime. But for some reason, I just don't belong in her life anymore. She only talks about me or how much did I hurt her when we talk, but never to aybody else. And that's driving me crazy
>>706915454
I guess it depends on the pics.
You should drop some hints, Anon.
I post my wife's old nudes on /b/ to see anons' reactions.
I even have faked 4Chan file numbers on some so I can post as though I downloaded them and am looking for more to see who has her saved.
I like seeing positive reactions to her when she was younger. She doesn't know and would probably get very mad
>>706915478
>life is much easier as a man
no, you can say life is much easier as a trans monster. You don't know shit about what's to be a man
>>706909016
The more exhausted I become, the more the wordsmith/punlord in me comes out.
And I can't keep it simple, no. It's gotta be so complex, you get a twist in your dick.
>>706915632
Nah, bruh, she moved on from YOU. You are not important to her. She should not be important to you.
>>706915478
You have a dick now?
And they have given you the extra chromosome.......oh, wait
I decided to stop having one night stands and wanted to acquire a long term girlfriend. Ended up doing neither and just watch porn now...
it takes me 2 hours to jerk off , the only thing I can nut to anymore is hardcore gay scat porn, I never really get hard like I used to but can still spill a load every other week or so
>>706915775
>She should not be important to you.
that's not how it works, breh. I won't be able to forget her. Ever.
>>706915903
sounds grim. age? how it got to this?
>>706915778
yes they enlarged my former clit (it was kinda big already) into a small but erectable "cock" I am100% man these days
>>706915564
because happinesses come from within, not from things, there can be happinesses with no reason too, just be happy with no reason then to be happy
Well I was born a little different. I suffer from diphallia and was born with two functioning penises. Most of the time when people suffer from the condition, the non functional one is removed. It bothers me because I've never had sex and wouldn't begin to know how to explain it to a girlfriend. I push them away when we get close and end up ending the relationship. The only people who know are my doctor and my parents.
>>706916006
I am an old married guy, 56 started noticing my hardness was fading in my 40s, the pills just make me sick, like I have the flu. I haven't sexed my wife in years, just porn got so fucking lame when the internet came out, it was like EVERYWHERE, porn lost its edge when it became so easy to source, now fucking nothing really gets me off but I do enjoy the fantasy of fudgepacking
>>706916176
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>706916176
howdid you not "play doctor "or shower in school, I smell bullshit
>>706916204
Become a cuck like the rest of the faggots on here.
This is my secret..
i am a normal and well adjusted human being that lies on 4chan for the lulz.
also, when i was 25, I had a 12 year old girlfriend. used to cum pretty much right away.
>>706916204
>I do enjoy the fantasy of fudgepacking
probably cause it is so far away from anything I would ever do, the naughtiness of it excites me
>>706916373
maybe I could watch you in action and learn howto cuck like a proper /b/tard
>>706916469
Yeah, no one responded to your gay fantasy because no one was interested, not because we missed it, gramps.
I assfuck and cum in my gf's ass while she sleeps. She doesn't mind and is a deep sleeper. I'm also going to assfuck a friend of mine (girl) this weekend while she's away.
>>706915978
That is how it works. You must convince yourself to forget her. She will get out of your blood eventually.
>>706916459
greeentext how you met and sex stories and y it ended
>>706916335
I was homeschooled. I did play doctor with my parents and cousin, but I never got naked in front of him.
>>706916316
i've actually fucked my step mother on a blind date before she started dating my dad and she doesn't even know it was me
>>706916736
But I don't want to forget her
>>706916779
Holy hell! You could be famous in porn! That's amazing! I'd suck em.
>>706916204
Sucks to be you - my sympathies.
I'm an old married guy in my 60's and I still get hard as rock, although not as often as I used to. The menopause killed my wife's drive, so we fuck about once a month; I edge for about 4 hours once a week to online porn to keep everything working and help me to sleep - the erections become a problem if I leave it more than 2 weeks.
Did you smoke? And have you had your health checked? Lack of erection can be down to arterial furring, which is also a cause of heart attacks
>>706916886
When my grand was in his 90s, after the nurse left, he'd show us all his rock hard cock (dementia's a bitch). Anyway, sometimes he'd do it after a female relative left. Grand daughter, etc, he'd proudly display how hard a pair of tits could make an old man.
Sucks to be you, but try horny goat weed, or something if you want back in the game. If not, whatever.
>>706916886
been check over by every doctoron earth,no problems, I was super sexual , I think I have just lost interest, cause I still get morning wood I know the plumbing works, I just cant make it happen for sex
>>706916859
Put on your big boy pants and forget her.
>>706912011
Divorce her, move away, get huge mortage from many banks, send money to her and baby, explain everything in letter, kill yourself
I killed a man.
>>706909016
when i was 13 i tricked my mentally handicapped cousin to suck my dick
> be 13
> watching cousin for acouple of hours
> she wasnt straight up potato but had alot of learning problem was was right on that edge of passable as human, like she would throw her shit at you but you could tell her that the tooth fairy wanted her to jump out the window and she probably would
> anyway get bored
> find out uncle has a porn channel unblocked
> cousin is playing with some horse toys in her room, did i mention she was 15 at the time
> whip out dick and start jerking off to porn
> dont hear ninja tard but suddenly i feel weird sensation on my dick,
> she has one of her horse toys in beside me and i using the mane to to whip the hairs at my dick
> wtf
> ahh i caught you anon, your doing daddies private thing
> what? ask her what she meant and of course uncle being a depressed man with a tard tdaughter just jerks it in the front room without caring who sees
> asks me if going to cum like daddy does, she likes its when he does it, compares it to a jack in the box because she never knows when its going to happen
> guess he lets her watch or something, kind of fucked up but ok
> get an idea and remember how gullible she is
> ask her if he ever lets her eat it
> tells me no and that she isnt supposed to touch it, only him or her mom were allowed to clean it up ( like she doesnt have enough to deal with without cleaning her shitty husbands jizz off the coffee table)
> tell her that its because he doesnt want her getting smarter and leaving the house
> this gets her interested and after several minutes i convince her that jizz has the ability to increase intelligence
> it was easy to get her suck my cock after that, made sure to tell her to watch the teeth
> felt amazing and she did a pretty good job tbh
> felt guilty afterward until she broke my gameboy advance while trying to play pokemon emerald
>>706917119
Dude, he just wants to wallow in misery. Don't you know that no one has had a relationship as bad as him, that no one's been treated so cold, etc. He's a special snowflake. Leave him be.
My gf left me just over a week ago.
I pray for death.
She was my only friend.
>>706917159
in Reno?...
just to watch him die?
>>706917119
Of course, I will just decide to forget that I met the most wonderful, intelligent and cute girl ever, the one that was made to share my life in every aspect of it, the one that I want to make happy mre then I want to breath myself. I'll just say fuck her, and move on.
Thanks a lot for the advice.
I'm slightly suicidal at the moment.
>>706917249
god damn anon, she's ugly as fuck. and those tats are ugly as fuck too.
good fucking riddance. be thankful.
>>706916654
wow you must think a awful lot of yourself to think anyone cares what you respond to or not! way to go splooger, you win 3 internets
>>706909016
this is new lad
he likes to send love notes to strangers he just met
he reminds people to conform to social norms on a regular basis
he also posts his extremely important meta critic reviews in hebrew so no one can read them
post new lad whenever someone talks about a movie that just wasn't up to par with anything jj abrams touched
i fucked myself in the ass with a cucumber and it felt amazing
>>706917094
>Sucks to be you, but try horny goat weed, or something if you want back in the game
I think you misunderstood as, on second reading, my post could have been clearer.
When I said that the erections become a problem I meant I keep getting them at awkward times like a fucking teenager if I leave it longer than two weeks between sessions/sex.
As for getting back in the game? No, she's a soulmate and it's not her fault. She is a great wife and friend, and was a horny little minx in her youth, so I wouldn't play away.
>>706915295
Clown
>>706917378
>>706917249
just remember anon you are never more than 3 feet from your next sexual experience
>>706917217
Fuck you, I'm not saying that. It's stupid to pretend I'm the only one that knows what is love, but is just as stupid to say "hey bro, don't be sad, just stop being sad and forget her"
>>706917431
>She is a great wife and friend, and was a horny little minx in her youth, so I wouldn't play away.
So play in. Use your imagination. Give that minx what she needs.
I've been an active pedophile since highschool. I have no interest in normal healthy relationships. I cannot get excited about sex with adult. Women. I only like teens. I am now 40 years old and still going strong.
>>706917342
I'm fucked up over it.
When I first met her I was looking for ways to detach but she was crazy and I was afraid to leave her.
I was embarrassed by her when I introduced her as my girlfriend or even went in public with her (for the first month or so).
And now? I got dumped and I feel shitty. It doesn't make any sense. I should feel relieved. I didn't think I loved her. But now I hurt without her.
>>706917481
Well, my gf wanted to fuck my ass with fingers, bottles, and everything she could think of
>>706917560
No one's telling you not to be sad. Be sad. But stop obsessing over something you can't have/someone who doesn't want you anymore. It's something you have to learn as you mature. People aren't saying "cheer up." They're saying, "man the hell up."
>>706917618
pedofags dont like teens nigger.
get your shit together ephebofag.
>>706917628
>>706917342
And on top of being a 5/10 (in my book) she was bat shit, tweaker acting crazy.
>>706917249
long island beaches are almost as awful as there women.
>>706917653
>my gf wanted to fuck my ass with fingers, bottles, and everything she could think of
>>706917778
But the drink, wow!
>>706917778
I used to love going to ditch plains in Montauk as a kid. And the women were always cute and not from LI
>>706917350
I do think a lot of myself. Someone's gotta. My point was you responded to your own post. So, right back atcha.
>>706917628
its normal to get attached to objects,and even ugly tweakers. you are human after all.
still, how the fuck would you get hard? she is not pretty and the tats fuck her up even more.
>>706912704
reported to authorities
>>706917820
only someone living in long island would come up with a drink that is twice as strong as any othr order and is just a mix of all the well liquor
dad made me suck him when i was kid.
was into it. want it to happen again.
>>706912839
his wife must have a very sore vagina then
>>706912704
Sick Bastard
>>706917898
and yet you cant stop yourself from responding tome, LOL you just lost the game
>>706917996
fuck off with your pedo fantasies pedofag.
stop spreading your degeneracy.
>>706917996
are you a femanon?
>>706912011
go vegan for a year, avoid carcinogens (the World Health Organization itself said that meat is a carcinogen) avoid any protein as well, although that's not the only c cancer-inducing factor within meat. Diet can increase your survival rate tenfold.
That is, of course, assuming that you aren't making stuff up lol
>>706917736
I stand corrected. Thanks Anon. I dont like prepubescent girls since they look pretty much like boys at that age and of all the bad things I might be atleast I'm not a fag. But when those buds begin to bloom I just cant help myself. I dont see myself as a bad person and Im generally liked and trusted by others inspite of being an unmarried 40yr old with no children. I've never kept a girlfriend past the age of 21.
>>706917902
Huge tits.
Tight snatch.
Would literally spread her asshole and pussy for me and let me do whatever. Always swallowed my loads with a smile.
She was a nice cum dumpster.
Her body was ok.
Face, not so much.
>>706918122
Meh. I'm playing a whole nother sport, brother.
>>706918151
Dream girl
Love the nipples
>>706918073
you think thats bad?
i regularly kiss my fiancee on the mouth, ive even been known to hold her hand in public when we thought no one was looking
>>706918139
yes.
>>706917481
I once got a man to fuck his ass with a spicy ass carrot on the chans.
>he ate it too
>>706918151
>I've never kept a girlfriend past the age of 21.
Do you have money?
how do you manage to land teens anyways?
most find men your age repulsive.
>are you yuropoor?
>>706917249
Whats that thing in her wrist?
>>706918195
you really need to up your game then, you post like a newfag
>>706918042
>>706912839
WHOA, REALLY!?
>>706918287
a watch?
>>706918232
How old are you now? Do you still have contact with your dad?
>>706918347
Looks like the ice bugs git to her
>>706918293
You're not my boss of me.
>>706918355
22, yes, but not often. he lives alone in the country now.
>>706913060
Aaron?
>>706918232
>>706918232
>>706918232
>>706918212
enjoy Prison Weirdo
>>706918434
Man. I'm sure he'd let you if you asked. I mean, seriously.
When I go to a party at someone's house I don't know I always find a place to piss on the carpet floor flowerpot etc in order to mark my territory. Last year I expanded my targets of opportunity to te shampo bottles in bathrooms.
I just broke up with my girlfriend of 2 years, lost my job, lost my house, have no friends, moved back with my mum.
Going to kill myself if I don't make irl friends within a week.
>>706918499
happened over 10 years ago.
he probably thinks i dont remember.
awkward for me to initiate.
>>706917177
Man I laughed so hard
Literally not a smile, a chuckle or smirk
I laughed deeply and audibly so hard my gf woke up
I made her read your story and we lost our shit for like a minute
God damn I love you anon
I would screen cap you but im on my phone
>>706913581
Actually, you could find a way to say you feel like you are losing feelings for her, but still want to be friends.
The thing is, if you break up that way, you won't regret it much, and you could still get back together if you want. If you try to find a reason it'll be a lot harder, and you might regret breaking up and not being able to potentially get back together.
>>706918548
at least you got internet faggot.
who needs friends irl. you got 4chan.
>>706918287
self harm scar
>>706918648
Using the last of my phone data.
I'm broke.
>>706918347
>>706918410
nah she was drunk and sliced her arm open with a razor for attention
>>706918548
You almost cut me with all of that edge faggot. You really think your problems are that bad? Lurk more and realize how much of a pussy you are. If you're going to an hero anyway, at least livestream it.
>>706913788
this anon is an alcohol
>>706913036
The World Health Organization says otherwise about foods. idk about what he said about GOOD foods, but certain foods ARE carcinogens.
>>706912704
Degenerate bastard
>>706918742
I would stream it if I had internet.
See >>706918723
>>706918723
how old are you anon?
where you from?
>>706918583
>Hey Dad, member how you used to make me suck it?
>Um, well, what?
>Can I do that again?
>Hells to the yeah, girl! Get on it!
You're welcome.
I have fantasies that I'll have a daughter one day who wants me when she's older. Oddly, I don't fantasize about kids, or forcing her, only her, college aged, coming to me and telling me how she's "always felt" blah, blah, and getting down. Weird stuff, human sexuality.
>>706914557
just Show them. it´ll be fine.
>>706918927
19 Ausfag 2444
>>706917378
I did too
Started with think then gradually went uo scale till really thick (that one made me pee/prostate clench) so hard I almost blacked out
Sometimes right in the middle of the session I notice my body tenses up and I start squeezing and pushing my whoke body on the cucumber. I don't know if it's unhealthy or dangerous but it makes my submission explode and frequently after I moan like the sluttiest litgle girl being fucked.i have cum buckets (jrrking off) while semi hard just from the sensation of fucking my ass.
The problem is irl im a total lumberjack bear and im hairy all over.
Chances of me trabsitioning to a trap are 0 as I am old and testosterone filled and look like billy mays.
I sometimes wish I could be a slender 16 year old ultra feminine trap, I would seriously get mega fucked if I were. Like all day everyday
Pretty vanilla but I want to fuck my best friend's girlfriend. Actually, I want to get a three-way going but there's no chance of that happening.
>>706918284
I'm actually South African. I'm not loaded by any strech of the imagination, but I'm good with ppl and convincing them or influencing them. Young ppl are especially vunerable. I just need time with them.
The last 15yr old I fucked actually admitted to me that when she first met me she thought I was a creepy old dude. But after hanging out for a while with me and her friends she thought I was cool guy. It helps if some of her friends already likes and trusts me by the time she meets me. Otherwise I might never even get the time of day from them to prove myself.
>>706918589
>>706917177
kek
This one got right by me. nice dubs too.
>>706918940
>Oddly, I don't fantasize about kids, or forcing her, only her, college aged,
>>706918434
Does he live in a house?
A very big house in the.......
>>706918940
im going up next month.
gonna make you proud.
When my little sister's 14/15 year old (idk which of the two she is now)friend comes over to stay the night at our house, I wait for her to fall asleep and then jerk off over her until I cum everywhere, either on her face, tits(huge, like fuckin double D's on a little 5 foot girl!), feet, or wherever else I see fit. I know it's wrong, but I proudly take full advantage of every opportunity I get. Been doing this a while now, since she was 12.
>>706914061
>Trump
>Would
Nigger he does
>>706918961
ah, too bad. i was gonna offer you 100 dollars to suck my dick.
maybe next time.
>>706919051
not a big house. big property though.
I'm in a long distance relationship with a 17 year old girl. I have known her for 4 years. I am 24. We've met a couple times.
>>706918993
bullshit, get everyone drunk and start watching movies like yu mama tambien
and the dreamers
then talk to your bro, compliment his gf, try to lead him into having the idea on his own.
just be ready for it to be awkward and potentially friendship ending if they decide to think it was a bad idea and blame you
I found out recently that my wife's best friend wants to have a threesome with us.
>>706918979
Dude, bears are a thing. You can get so much bear on bear action. Seriously.
>>706918212
take your filthy behaviour to a rekt thread or sickochan. such stories as yours are obviously a cry for help or baiting mods.
>>706917618
Did you fuck anybody yet
And did they have an orgasm?
>>706914112
Is that really Trump's brain? They should put it back because use he sounds stupid without it
>>706918539
I used to go bar hopping and chug a pint at each bar and piss on the floor in the bathrooms. Sometimes I would piss in the garbage can.
>this thread
>I'm too normie for this shit
>>706919060
Cool! Pics or it never happened.
>>706918742
How much worse does it get?
I mean...
Seriously
Living at home
No friends
No girl
29 years old
I'm going to blow my brains out
>>706916779
timestamp
>>706918431
ouch, you hurt my widdle feelings you meany
>>706919221
I've fuckes quite a few over the years yes. I'm not actually single most of the time. At the moment I have a girlfriend thats been with ne for over 2 years. She has just turned 18 a few months ago so I am already lining up a new prospect. My current relationship will probably not last another year.
>>706919480
i can only see this being possible if all your teen girlfriends are nigglets. and south africa is full of nigglets.
are you a nigglet too?
>>706913060
In the age of our grandparents this was normal. Now it's considered the worst of crimes. Why is that?
>>706919392
or
or
you could get off your ass and do something about it. go get some fucking friends, join a fucking bowling league, look around for some game clubs if thats more your style. getting friends is really not that hard, just dont start talking to guys and dont force it, eventually they become your bros without you even realizing it has happened
stop complaining and get your shit together, damn
>>706919156
lol, I like your optimism but I've known this guy for nearly a decade now and we've had those "awkward questions" kind of convos where I'd ask "If you had a chance to fuck (insert 10/10 celebrity here), but a guy had to be there, would you?" and he's given pretty resolute "no's" whereas I was open about being cool with it.
His gf wouldn't even be a challenge if he was cool with it because she is so in love with him she is cool with w/e he wants/does.
And the fact it would be "potentially friendship ending" is why I haven't bitten the bullet.
Posted my ex way to much on 4chan ... She got doxed ... Most people know her probably contacted her ... She threatend me with law and I'm sitting waiting for the knock ... But I still enjoy other people fapping to her .. I may have a problem and need help
>>706913750
You're not over your ex faggot. Break up. How would you feel if you loved a girl and she was only with you because she couldn't be with her ex?
>>706919589
I am the age "of your grandparents ,and NO it wasn't "normal to be a pedo then either FAGGOT
>>706919184
I appreciate the post bro
But I could never break my life cycle. I have a job and gf and where I am something like this would utterly devastate me socially.
Small town, very Christian, very few people. Everyone knows everyone.
I can't even slip away for a day. Most of my cucumbering happens when gf is at her folks for the night.
I feel stuck. She would literally have a nervous breakdown if she found out 1% of this.
The most fucked up part is that ironically I am the macho male symbol of both our families. Sigh
Lastly the appeal of it is when I imagine being a slender highly feminine young trap. Not who I really am :(
>>706919480
Youngest orgasm?
>>706919392
Seek therapy
I was there
It helped me
I found out things I didn't know about
Now I'm happy
Got anything to lose if you tried?
>>706917618
I'm jealous how do you even do this? I've wanted to with under18 girls but don't even know how to begin
>>706919876
How did it feel making her cum?
How did she feel about it?
Describe her psyche after the orgasm
>>706919774
grindr? There are tea salons in the most small little towns, and unlike women, men don't gossip or get jealous when their guys live alternate lives where they are a secret. There's no expectation of being with the same guy. Things are chill.
But I get it. You want to play it safe for other people's sake. I don't envy you that, but to each their own.
I am not the person I'm pretending to be.
I stole the identity 6 years ago and I've been living like this ever since.
>>706919661
its not optimism but experience. ive done it before, but your the best judge of this particular situation. sorry that sucks anon, threesomes are amazing
All day, every day. Very nice during a hurricane.
I have erectile dysfunction.
I don't know why
Doctors did every test imaginable.
No clue.
Psychologically I am fine, I am attracted to my gf. Therapist doesn't know jack shit. He literally gives me assignments and is baffled why they don't work.
I can get hard, I can fuck, then when I go rough on gf I suddenly go limp.
I bought viagra and cialis. Tried both, both worked to some extent but still when it's vigorous I lose my erection. I thought it was a heart problam so I had numerous blood pressure tests and ekgs.
Nothing.
And I'm not on any medication at all.
The fuck is wrong with me? Any med fags lurking?
>>706920286
>I bought viagra and cialis.
try fucking women you actually find attractive.
>>706920060
Keep in mind I have never done anything with another guy. I would dork it up royally.
I might try grindr someday. And I appreciate you taking the time to reply.
What's your secret?
>>706916779
I've seen this picture before. Bullshit.
>>706920286
Stop fapping. Try kinky stuff. Stop fapping. Maybe you don't like it hard and rough. Stop fapping
>>706914061
Nope, Trump would bang his daughter..
>>706920373
My gf is a 7/10
She is fine with the pills and supports me
We have some good sex sometimes but then we have days when I lose my erection and take it out on her. She loves the shit out of me and comforts me.
Lately I have a theory
I think it's some kind of spinal nerve pinch because it only happens during rough doggy.
Anybody else here have ed?
>>706920286
been there , done that, did they put the camera up your dick yet, that was a "fun"day NOT
>>706920380
Luckily, I don't need any secrets. I'm honest with who I am and the people who like me keep liking me. But I know a lot of dudes who keep the secrets, their wife can never find out, etc. Almost always, if their wife does find out it's because the husband is tired of living a lie.
>>706915454
Ex bf with a cuck fetish pretending to be her dad. Post her nudes already cuck
>>706920443
Gonna try to stop fapping.
I gotta say I do fap a lot (firm as fuck erection when I do)
I fap to gf so no porn addiction
>>706920602
>I think it's some kind of spinal nerve pinch because it only happens during rough doggy.
no faggot. your gf is 7/10.
try fucking a good looking woman. even if its an expensive hooker. you'll blow your load quick.
>>706915478
Cept you're not a man you freak
Would love to get sucked off by an older guy while I look a pictures of my class mates
Pic related
>>706920115
It's an experience I hope to have one day (and one I should actually be seeking and not just hoping for tbh).
For all I know his responses could be coming from insecurity and maybe he could be down with it but not wanting to admit it. probably wishful thinking on my part, lol, but maybe I should start another convo with him, test the waters.
Thanks for the replies anon.
>>706915867
no STDs in porn
>unless you count the one's they're in the process of contracting
>>706920629
No camera.
Just test test
Ekgs
Blood pressure
More blood test
Strangely a back xray
Even mlre strange is the astmha blowing in machine test
And lastly psa and rectal exam for prostate abnormality
Sperm count tesf
Let's see... what else..
Just a fuckload of bloodwork and fluid test
Kidney ultrasound
That's the most I can remember
If you have been there, what was yiur problem?
Also I should mention I raaaaarely have morning wood. Like once a week if I am lucky
>>706920286
Control your breathing while fucking. Hold your breath while you pump, it'll actually get harder. Your heart rate will go up, so be carefull, just regulate your breathing, it'll be diamonds.
>>706920646
I just meant since this is a secrets thread.
Side note, should I hint to her some things? Like gradually introduce ideas?
>>706916176
Next time just say what any man with two dicks says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the left or the right.
>Yes.
>>706920693
Yea but you get the deathgrip. Do you roughly jack yourself off?
>>706915722
Okay. I'll bite: post them
>>706920702
You're saying I'm unconsciously bored of her?
>>706909016
Where do i begin? Ive raped a bitch
Ive killed multiple cats and dogs
I stabbed a guy to death in self defense when i was 12 he was 17 i told the officers he tried to make me follow him kek
I do a lot of drugs for fun not a junkie but im an addict todays high day :)
Ive forced 2 women to abort my children because i dont want em
Ummm what else i basically force myself onto women but their into it probably because im chad more than one fwb have come from it
Idk what else my life is one big secret from everyone family gf and friends i keep em separate makes life easy
>>706917155
>Genius.
>>706920889
Its lack of blood flow, aka WORK OUT FOO, Leg work outs
>>>706920955
>>706920961
Should you hint? That's really up to you. You'd know best.
My secret was the two glasses of wine thing. I mostly came to lurk. ;)
Had sex with a 13 year old..
I'm 18
>>706920955
Brother can you please be more specific.
Please repost and explain in more detail as this could save my relationship.
What should I do EXACTLY?
>>706921106
Jealous
>>706920740
Probably meet up with some guy off craigslist but I pussy out Everytime then have him stroke me and cum while I look at pics of girls
>>706916423
Specify
>>706920981
Mmmaaaybe?
Shit maybe...
I'll try no fap for a month (though gf will interrupt that)
>>706920889
undetermined, but two different doctors did the camera thing, imagine pushing a 7/16 socket into your bladder thru the penis, docs finally gave up. am not going to a shrink, cause I think they are bullshit
>>706921041
>im chad
Hi, Chad. Welcome to 4Chan. Your edge level seems just high enough to post. Congratulations. Now stop torturing animals, and find some clowns to take your frustrations out on. Thanks.
>>706916819
Oh yes she does and she still wants it
>>706917694
>it's just something you have to learn as you mature
this
>>706921102
Im on day 26 of p90x
Still ED on last Tuesday (with 100mg viagra)
>>706921242
Im not frustrated i dont even torture them i love em with all my heart before hand I even give them a proper last meal tuna/steak or prime rib its just so fucking satisfying
>>706921029
yes, you are missing the chemical signals the brain send thet put the whole erection process into play, sex is 90% mental. and you only got 50%of the mental going for you
>>706921240
:(
Shit man at least you got viagra prescription right?
I sometimes think it's some hidden shit they haven't figured out yet.
>>706921227
That's perfectly fine. The problem is your dick is used to you hand, so doing shit with your gf is good
>>706909016
divorced when she weas just a little gal.... and from 16 till now when we first did it.... every time my daughter comes to visit, we end up fucking
I like to get ducked up the ads by elder men
I've still got feelings for like 5 different ex's
>>706915903
Sorry to here that anon. I have the opposite problem I wack it in my office 3-4 times a week. Usually to milf or short haired women with lots of curves. My wife doesn't have sex with me anymore
>>706921379
The fuck should I do?
She's the one I want to destroy in bed.
I used to, now I just fuck her lazily and she is starting to not orgasm as much as she did before.
I feel my relationship slipping. She's supportive and loving but let's face it she'll probably last another month toos before she rage quits
>>706921188
Also would be good if they can finger my ass and help me find my g spot since I've been looking many times and never found it kek or just want the feeling of being jerked and felt up the g spot
>>706921377
Not very satisfying for them. Try this: next time you want to hurt an animal, kill yourself instead. After that, treat yourself to a nice meal of tuna or steak.
>>706919894
My anxiety and depression are so bad
I make $12/hr and I think that recently disqualified me for mediCal (health insurance for poor people in California). I was too anxious to go to my social services appointment to find out.
I can barely leave my house.
>>706920033
She was exhausted
I felt good
Lots of blood and my pubes were thick with her goo
>>706921445
This sounds interesting. English please?
>>706921633
No thanks i love my self to much for that but ill stab on in the name of anon just for you
Dumpster dive for womens underwear. Literally have about 500 pairs of pantie of all types. Haven't been much of a bra guy cause they take up so much space and are hard to clean, but I would like to collect more because they can smell really great if they are thrown out after just being worn.
>>706912950
Doctor: I'm sorry sir, but because you declined the chemotherapy your cancer has progressed to the stage where it is now malignant and inoperable.
Anon: How is that possible? I eat a pound of asparagus, three avocados, and a jar of peanuts every day.
>>706921700
Yes details please
>>706921019
Not appropriate in this thread - off topic
>>706917290
open yourself up and learn new things about the world. Get outside of your own bubble.
I once met the perfect girl too, we were strait up 100% perfect. But she was diagnosed two years later with Schizophrenia and Emotional Disregulation (the second one is more serious than it sounds). It drove us apart for hundreds of reasons, despite that I would still to this day say that I did almost everything i could have in that situation. Long story short, because of her issues she was able to move on in a flash.
But I had to eventually learn to move on, it wasn't easy in the least, someone i knew basically died, they became a completely different person.
You need to do the same. You are the only one stopping yourself from the future. Forgetting the past isn't something you need to do because you should want to, but because its just going to make u a depressing shithole that went nowhere in their life.
Fucked my younger sister last week, now in a secret relationship.
>>706921140
First forplay a little, for her, not you
you mentioned you get hard correct? Ok, well i noticed that when i stopped working out i didnt Last long like when i did. So when i was in mid session and BEFORE i would go limp, i would hold my breath. Litterally as if you where suffocating yourself, hold, let out little breaths.
What this does, it kinda gets you in panic mode, and in some view a body workout mode aswell.
When you know your are donig it right, your heart wants to to tear out your chest (over exaggerating a some) Squeeze your butt cheeks and leg muscles. Try to get to where you are standing on the sid eof the bed while doing this, it works better this way. Also do not stand straight give a mild squat position.
What this does it flows the blood to your member, it enlarges, WHEN THIS HAPPENS breath in BUT STILL regulate as if you where a long distance jogger of sorts. You will be rock hard, girth widen and she will moan/squarm as you just got your piece bigger an harder. Practice a couple of times, you'll get the jizz of it
Its all in the breathing bud
Had a 17 yr old side chick for 3 yrs... still going on
>>706921415
yes the pill is a total waste oftime unless you like watery eyes, headaches and two days of fever and runny nose
>>706921870
pics
>>706921718
>i love my self to much for that
Are you sure? Cuz it really sounds like you low-key hate yourself. I mean, I get it. I don't know you and I already hate you. Maybe, talk to yourself? Not in the crazy way you usually do, but give yourself some time to think over things. Perhaps you will find the will to give yourself that out, someday and find peace. God bless, my friend.
>>706921870
Pics please and details
>>706921618
Anyone have any advice?
>>706921547
you cant fight a shadow,find other ways to love, lots of oral, dildos, it sucks but that is my reality
I've had reaccuring pain in my lower left abdomen and my left testicle for maybe 3 years now. It seems like the pain is stress induced and ranges from dull ache to sharp stab.
I haven't gone to a doctor to get it checked because I'm afraid of what it may be and I'm overrun with hospital bills as it is because a condition I had as a kid.
>>706922212
Cancer 100%
>at 11 I had a cousin who was derpy as fuck younger by two years
>one sleepover night
>no idea how we ended up sniffing each other's assholes
>I still remember exactly how it smelled like
>we wrestle while pants halfway down
>end up between his legs while he is still half dressed
>our warm tiny balls and dicks rub against each other
>his mom hears commotion and comes toward room
>we cover up quickly in blanket
>still in missionary position but covered
>the fuck are you two doing up so late
>top bunk bed so she can't really tell
>leaves room shuts lights and closes door behind her
>"you two need to sleep bla bla" leaves
>cousin is hard like hard hard
>he hugs
>I look at cousin
>I give him a quick peck on the lips
>I tell him "you're my girlfriend lol"
>"nuh uh you're my girlfriend" playful battle starts
>I dominate him and put him on all fours
>my dick is as hard as it will ever get
>I tell him im going to fuck him like porn
>he lols and okays it
>I push my dick on his asshole and push
>he jolts and tells me to wait
>her literally went out of the room buttnaked and got vaseline
>reminder im 11 and he's almost two years younger
>he comes back and applies vaseline on his asshole
>my dick slides in
>I hump like an idiot and feels so gooohood
>I have an orgasm and cum in his ass
>he shits it out
>my turn to be gf
>lucky for me his mom re enters and we pretend to be sleeping
>I convince him that he will do it next day
He never really does, but he did let me fuck my "girlfriend" seeeeveral times after. He admitted to playing with his ass for 3 years
Im bi now, he's full blown gay
I miss that piece of shit
>>706921890
caution is one pill isn't work, two wont work either don't go for ahigher dose,you will be putting your eyesight and possibly your life at risk. same with Yohimbe , that is some nasty fucking shit -avoid at all cost
>>706919684
Uhhh. Can you. Uhhh you know pppost them again ??
>>706921646
Please call social services that's where I started.
Anon believe me I was in your shoes
3 attempts before I had help. Trust someone for once and go seek help.
You can and deserve to be happy
>>706921694
Did she worshio you afterwards?
Did she ask for more?
How did her pussy feel on your dick as she came?
Bump
>>706921876
I sincerely love you no homo
Thank you
