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dubs = get laid in the next 2 months
trips = get laid in the next 2 weeks
quads and higher = laid in the next 24 hours
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>>706891181

Tell that to Florida in a minute...
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what does that eavn mean
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my dude
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Rollin
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rollin'
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>>706891181
Rolt
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>>706891326
fucking kek
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>>706891181
Roll
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Rawl
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>>706891181
roll it nigga
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fuck it why not
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Roll
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Fuck this thread. I'm getting laid tomorrow night without these quads.
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she got a gut on her 1/7
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rohl
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Roll
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Check 'em!
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r o l l
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>>706891181
hgfhfghfghfghbvnvb
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ok
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I need all the help I can get lads
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>>706891181
Roll
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>>706891181
yzzi
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no
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pls
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>>706892531
forget getting laid, I just want that damned burger
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Bumping
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>>706891181
I know im not finna get liad because my gf is on zoloft, but roll ig
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I'm a virgin, I'm rolling once and only once, let's see what I get
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>>706893039
fuck.
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Rolling over hooks and caskets
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Rollll
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>>706891326
if you dont get any does it mean never
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>>706891181
doesn't even matter dude
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With any luck I might
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gimme a proper bitch
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Rollerino
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rollin
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>>706893556
fucking hell
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Rrrrolling
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I'll never get laid lmao
Even though I have a gf
She secretly h8s me
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>>706891181
roll
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(ugh; if i weren't gay... sigh~.)

Disgusting.
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roleerino
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rollin
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>>706891181
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roll
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>>706893789
reroll
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>>706891181
Dirty Trashcan Full of Poop
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rolling
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Ill call dad if dubs
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>>706893736
Got you fam.
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lets hope
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I want to fuck a cute fat girl so bad
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Roll
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>>706893988
fair enough even if 2 months is a fuck lot of time
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I had trips twice today, let's go one more time
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Fuck it, worth a try
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>>706894203
Fuck
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>>706894016
pls or Ill go back to being gay
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>>706891181
here goes nothing
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No
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Going all in for daddy to take me again soon <33
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Gogogo
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I'M GONNA GET SINGLES
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rollino
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Rrrrrrr
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>>706891181
rawl
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Plz
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>>706891181
Nothing to lose, it's been eight years anyways.
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ayy they call me quadzilla, bitch.
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>>706891181
heyo
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Roll
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Lets see. 1/99 chances here
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>>706894444
shieeetttt nigga
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Op is a fag
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>>706894587
HA! These are for you then fam.
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Gimme da puss plz
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>>706891181
Let me try my luck
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May as well roll
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Trips
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“A spectre is haunting Europe—the spectre of Communism.
All the Powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to
exorcise this spectre: Pope and Czar, Metternich and Guizot,
French Radicals and German police-spies.
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as Communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the Opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of Communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?”
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>>706891181
FUK
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Me = never again
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Roll
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Well, got a booty call in the next two weeks so if not dubs I'm going to be really sad
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I'm not so sure about this one
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>>706891181
i kinda need a load off
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>>706891181
ill bite
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Reroll
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Roll
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>>706891181
>original xbox 360
whew
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lesgo
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Gotta get dem quads
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op pic is fucking fire
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Roll again
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Singles
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My man
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>>706891181
I'm hitting colorado and meeting up with a thirsty femme in november, fuck your prophecy.
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My nan
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rooll
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niggers must die
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My pan
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My han
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Let's go boys
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My can
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My ban
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My ran
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My san
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roll
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My tan
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Rollin
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>>706895488
Finally
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Not gonna happen but fuck it whatevs
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>>706891181
i'll Roll for this
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>>706895553
Ya know that feeling of self hatred when you know your right but it happens anyways. Yea fucking kill me please
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roll
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Quads, daddy!
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cmon
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>>706891181
Rawling
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Roller
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>>706891181
i want to die
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rolling
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>>706891181
I got laid 20 minutes ago
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roll for my virginity pls
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if dubs I will no longer be a virgin, get
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Rolling while getting head by gf lel...
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>>706896119
>things that never happened
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>>706891181

rolllllllll
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Not gonna happen
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>>706891181
I'll bite
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>>706896184
> just r9k things
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"Please Mr.Harvey I don't want this!"
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Just did last night
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Mr.Harvey?
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Yes.
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roll
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pls
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pls me
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Ill never get laid
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ayyyy
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Please bro
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>>706891181
roll
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Roll
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>>706891181
Supposed to get set up with a qt this weekend wish me much please
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roll
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Gonna try to fuck this asian bitch on Halloween. Let's see if that goes well.
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Roll motherfucker!
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rolling :(
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k
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Roll
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>>706891181
I will not get laid ever again for the rest of my life, is my guess.
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Rolllling
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Rool
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Wew lad
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Fuck it
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r
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Roll
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>>706891181
do i spot an Xbox? - poor taste!
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I see my Gf tomorrow quads get
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rolwo
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>>706891181
roll...
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Please
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Rollio
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Rolling and......
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Look at my quaaaaaaads
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Roll
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Well shit
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>>706892894
>>706892894
>>706892894
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>>706891181
Eh, fuck it why not.
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Roll
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>>706891181
next 2 months? no one should need dubs to get laid within 2 months
>check my trips
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Fuck wrong thread
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rollin
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I need this.
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>>706891181
Praise kek!
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>>706891181
I have a wife, it is not unlikely we'll have sex in the next 24 hours.
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roll
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>>706891181
rolling for quads
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Rollin
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>>706891181
pls
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Rolling
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>>706891181
what about now
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>>706891181

boutta get me some pussy tonight
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Keep Rollin rollin Rollin
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>>706893929

who is this chick? i see a lot of pics of her
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update to snipe quads
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these things never work
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Rolls
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>>706898622
another update.
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Roll
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>>706898645
gonna get this
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roll
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>>706898688
constant updates
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>>706898728
more updates
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>>706898769
who here has ever eaten ass before?
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>>706898807
okay almost there
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>>706898838
gonna get tthese
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hey guise
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>>706898853
okay.... quads
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please
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>>706898875
shit
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>>706891181
Rolling
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rolllll
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wut
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>>706899098
Reroll
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im hopeless
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kissless virgin nothing would happen to me
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>>706899187
one off each time.
Virtigo for life
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Lets see what the new chick is into
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>>706891181
Rollerino
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fags
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>>706891181
rollin on the river
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nigger
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off my board reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Forever alone
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>>706891181
rolling
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rollerino for the cuckerino
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Glass of juice
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>>706891181
Desperate and trying
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>>706891181
Hell...this has a better chance of helping me get laid than any other site I visit.
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Kek please bless me
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might as well roll
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>>706891181
plz I wouldn't want to be a 41 year old virgin
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troll
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>>706894844
I came, comrade
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Rolling
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rawl
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rollo
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check em
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>>706891181
ez
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Rolling
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don't let me down rollio
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>>706891181
triple six five forked tongue
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ROLL
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roll

ill always be a virgin this means nothing
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oct's is getting fucked right now.
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Gary needs a new pair of shoes
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>>706891973

Sauce?
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>>706900266
NO, MY WIZARDRY!
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shiit
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let's do it
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rolling please!!
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Roll for da succ
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>>706891181
fuck u
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Rawl
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>>706891181
roll
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Rawlin
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Raul
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rollers
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>>706891181
Rollin
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roll
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>>706891181
Rollin
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Rollin
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Roll
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let's see
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>>706891181
i'm on a huge slump, PLEASE GOD GIVE ME THE QUADS
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Rollllllll
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>>706900842
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK
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Sweeeet
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>>706898592
princessavamarie
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Roll
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>>706900613
Re roll
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>>706891181
dubs get
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Shiiiiiit
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Re
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actually getting laid tonight from a second tinder date

feelsgoodman
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fuck me
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gf gets back in 1 week, so it must be a random slut knocking on my door if I got quads or higher
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>>706900907>>
>Re roll
Re re roll
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roll
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>>706901091
>>Re roll
>Re re roll
Re re re roll
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>>706901090
safe from random sluts
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rollin
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>>706900863
I'll roll for you
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>>706891181
Roll
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may as well roll
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>>706891181
Rolling like casr in florida
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Roll
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Cunt
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>>706891181
Rollin'
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welp it's worth a shot
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roll
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>>706901822
Aw fuck yeah, gettin' laid.
Good luck to everyone else.
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roll
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rollit, though I'll get it in a few days...
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They see me rollin
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Roll
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Reroll
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Rolling for relief
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I'm reeeee, re rolling
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>>706894296
enjoy smoking cock
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>>706891181
rollerino
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rollllllll
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ok
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>>706894444
underrated quads.
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Rerolling
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No rerolls.
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ROLLERSKATES
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>>706902777
FUCK YEAH!!!!
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Ok
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Autodubs roll out
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>>706891181
Rollin'
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>>706903143
Reroll
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>>706891181
wew
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Roll
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