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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>706873918
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Akeno's first thread
Mavis claimed
Well, Mavis said something about this being the thread.
>>706889854
Enjoy your first thread! Gods night
>>706890445
That he did
>>706890192
>illya
We have moments dude it's fine
>>706890291
>yuuki
LMAO yes you do. Any spare pretzels?
Which thread are we actually in?
>>706890656
Mavis delete your thread you ding dong
>>706890599
>hikage
Hiccup!
>>706890620
>>706890773
FUCK YOU I'M NOT SHORT
>>706890902
But I don't know how to smart...
We in this thread now?
>>706890669
No, just hotdogs, corn dogs, and taquitos...
still here
OH yay people are here now! I feel special
>>706890067 (smugs)
No idea? Because apparently I don't even have it -.- haha
I feel ya bruh, that's usually how it works though, it's cool though, when you have a good convo, it's nice!
Sorry, by sneak, I mean yea I literally just walk up and grace them with my presence, i said sneak because that's what they think you do hahaha. And it's exactly the reaction, they are caught completely off guard and it's hilarious! Deer in headlights affect!
Kurisu claimed.
The manga doesn't wants to load again, and it's just when Mizore appears for the first time. What a boomer.
Link me your waifus mangos /waifu/.
I'm going to call it a night, already been up for too long. Good night everybody
>>706890902
Hey shawty, it's yo birthday
>not really but still shorty
>>706891003
>>706891078
Other thread is finally kill
>>706891037
Are you ever not?
>>706891098
Why is that pic so cute plus chan
SOCIAL INTERATCTIONS
Wow.
>>706891098
My waifu had no mango
>>706891310
Yay hikage
>>706891207
Goodnight m8
people that don't tip...
>>706891207
Gute Nacht, Illya.
>>706891084
Hello, Kurisu. Where ya been?
I'm actually gonna head to bed. Good night /waifu/!
>>706891524
Lemme guess, pizza delivery?
>>706891524
I always tip.
>>706891524
>Blaming the customer when you should be beating your employers ass for not paying min wage
>>706891659
Sleep well
>>706891240
yes
>>706891524
See
>>706891751
>>706891659
Goodnight yuki
>>706891745
Lewd
![Syndra [341].png](https://i.imgur.com/vNtYLCv.png "Syndra [341].png")
>>706891693
I love cheese bread from pizza places :)
>>706891745
Thank you :0
>>706891751
They should just get another job tbh
>>706891920
I don't tip
>Konata
>>706891482
Hey
>>706892031
>someone didn't tip me
>i don't tip
You just played your self
>>706890983
Same
>>706891003
Aw :(
Got cheese sauce at least?
>>706891078
Lmao!
The best one are in cars. The late night one. Love em!
Oh! That makes much more sense! Now I get it. Yup! A coworker told me a dream where I was in it. He said he was doing his thing and heard a scream kit of no where. Turned his head and saw it was me, woke up and it was his alarm
>>706891207
>>706891659
Goodnight you two
>>706891240
I'LL CUT YOU INTO PIECES
>>706891310
Hiccup!
I feel like passing out so
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>706892258
Dont lose that short temper of yourse :^)
>>706892031
The one law cali gets right.
Even if you get tips you still have to be paid min wage
Tips should be a bonus for excellent service only
>>706892237
Always fappable
>>706892258
How when you're so short and adorable
>It's why we love you
>>706892453
G'night shino chan
>>706892524
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>706892592
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'LL CUT YOU TOMORROW
you're forgetting the at the end
Ok this is my real last post. Night!
>>706892237
I don't work at a tipping place, ya dingus
>>706892592
I live in Arizona
>kkk
>>706892258
HAHAHA you're causing some serious psychological damage! hahaha love it!
and yes car rides n chats are awesome, especially at night, with chill music, open road, and deep convo!
>>706892691
Love you
>>706892699
Hopefully it'll spread nation wide
>>706892776
Where are you from again?
>>706892947
NZ, also hello!!! didnt see you there!
>>706892694
G'night blowjob queen
>>706893013
I wished you live closer m8 roadtrips with bros are the best
>>706893157
oh hell yea! fer sure! love good long roadtrips
good evening
>>706893279
Tbh imagine if all just like lived in a motel together would have the best of times.
Mfw captchw is completely illegible
>>706892699
Oh nice i live there too
>>706892592
Thx bby
>>706893380
Hey beutiful
>>706893386
>so much sex.
>>706894076
hello how are you
>>706894269
not fair dude, I was going to post her!
>>706894270
True...i woukd brutally rape you tbh
>>706894269
I still dont get this meme
>>706894292
Toothy chan
>>706890669
Hey smugsy, how's it going?
>>706891037
Tomoko has not been absent one day. An exemplary student in the class. Why don't you start us off on p. 86?
>>706891524
KONATASAMARAMAFAMALLAMA
Tristana claimed. I should sleep, but fuck it, that's tomorrow me's problem
>>706894269
Nice feet
>>706894541
Analysis of Prop. 63 includes various requirements for individuals seeking to buy ammunition and for the DOJ to regulate such purchase. from the california general Election book or the one that was closet to me
Besthu claimed
>>706894454
not it's just me, sci
>>706894541
Cute waifu
>>706894881
Why you cry sci?
>>706894292
Good, how are you
>>706894541
a tristana
>>706894861
Hey
>>706895026
You a cute
>>706894454
You can try.
I might rape you first.
>>706895026
i never cry!
>>706895195
i will b okay
what are you up to so late(?)
>>706895195
>stop you're making me blush
>>706895279
Then the sex will be magnificent
>>706894824
Closest to you. I'll pitch in two on me end
Three tours in 'Nam, America's second- or third- or fourth-leading sniper depending on who was telling the truth. So why would you want to drink?
>>706895026
Hi
>>706895195
Ellooo
>>706892592
Exactly. I dont pay you for doing your job. I pay you because I like your work.
>>706892453
Night
>Tristana
>>706895436
Sloot.
Umi Claimed
What's up my dudes
>>706895589
Hard dicks and high kicks.
What about you?
>>706895436
Cuello
>>706895401
Truth
Plus corporate owners can suck my fat cock when it comes to paying thier employees
>>706895388
Whats up my short friend
>>706895436
Hello tentacle target
>>706895589
Nm umi whats up with you
>>706895575
>Mizore calling someone else a sloot
You hungry hungry hippocrite
>>706895589
Nothing much just losing LP in league, you?
>>706895401
Thats the point of tips and people don't get it, doing whats required of that job right doesn't deserve a tip, doing extra or adding something to the way things are done deserves it if you like it
>>706895589
My dps
>>706895388
Hows it going haven't seen you on thread in a while
>>706895380
Alright
>send newds, i mean lewds
>>706895306
>so late
What time is it with you?
Sorry but have i talked with you before?
>>706895436
Please stop doing such erotic things
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>706895436
Makoto.
>>706895737
And losing something else soon~
>>706895575
>Says the perv
>>706895589
Ayyyy Emu!
>>706895703
Hey there Tristy. Odd time for you to be here, what's up?
>>706895733
Wat
>>706895998
I didn't even!
>>706895380
I wish she would rape me, its kinda sad how I'm a man but I love when women force themselfs on me, should I be the dominant one during sex?
>>706896055
STOP
>>706895436
Senpai!
>>706895733
Yous a sloot too.
>>706896063
>I know you saw tg.
>>706896174
>wew
>>706895998
2 30 am didnt sleep very long tonight
there is a distinct possibility
.
>>706896259
Never claimed not to be
>>706896152
Yes but horny women who act horny are hawt
>>706895998
>i have new ones
4 kills. 750 damage. Brawl mech. 3 of those kills were because my target didnt turn around and face me. Some people are just potatoes.
Claimu
>>706889854
Nice thread.
>>706891078
Hi! How are you?
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>706896174
Stop resisting.
>>706895673
Now that's an interesting one. Just took a good shit and now its time to settle for a little. Sounds like to me you're enjoying yourself
>>706895733
Don't believe we've talked before so heyo! Just hanging out right now. Naps are nice.
>>706895737
I need to get into ranked again. As long as I don't have another Do really good just to lose because of bullshit champions I should be fine.
>>706895998
You playin game?
>>706896063
Heyo Makoto how's your day been?
>>706896369
But nothing is more memorizing then the idea of an overly horny girl who watches anime and reads manga, is into ecchi and hentei shit, and she's hot
It's been awhile, what's been going on lately?
>>706896055
Syndra. How goes?
>>706896187
Hey there Kitten!
>>706896259
>I did, perv!
>>706896680
Uhhh... I woke up after a short nap to find out all my worry last night was over nothing. Manager playing some damn mind games. Got 50 cents an hour dropped on my paycheck since this was apparently not considered my actual site till now. Aaaaand that's about it really.
What's good witchu?
>>706896680
No we havent before sounds nice im just getting ready for bed
>>706896714
I know thats my 3d wife B-)
>>706896680
Wait a second, I recognize your waifu, from the card snatch gif. The look of hope being snatched away was perfect.
>>706896799
>Want more?~
>>706896799
How are you doing tonight senpai?
>>706896653
>Stop resisting
No
>>706896680
>Bullshit champions
Syndra is busted atm, Riven is bugged so she can do her fast combo in .5 seconds and fuck Rumble
>Lost 25 LP
>Mfe
FeelsBadMan
>Nice gif
>>706896850
I see, ok then
>>706896714
3dpd
Goodnight you crazy fuckers. Ill see ya in the morning. Love you all
>>706896925
Peeeeeerv!
>>706896996
Well, I still feel kinda tired, but overall I'm doing a bit better. How about you Kitten?
![Syndra [160].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ewg7nmB.jpg "Syndra [160].png")
>>706896799
Bored.Waiting for next class to begin in a bit.
What about you?
>>706897033
Then i will have to make you stop.
>Syndra is busted atm
Nothing has really changed, only other midlaners.
>>706896063
Now you did
>>706896271
A possibility, are you the one who always complementing hikage when the thread is lewd?
Or is this sacchi or chen
>>706896680
I was earlier
>>706896369
Send some bby
>>706897237
Nevermind get some sleep bby
>>706897353
If you do you'll lose your 3rd command seal and thus lose control
>Only other midlanders
That and her items are good right now morello's and rylais
>>706897465
>one more before i go because i love you
>>706897465
who's the cute in the middle?
>>706896799
Took a nap like 3 hours ago and it was nice. Take it yours was too. I'm glad everything turned out ok and wasn't that bad. What do you mean not your site lol. what was? Just the usual, games and having fun.
>>706896855
What time is it for ya? Sounds like everything is pretty cozy for you right now.
>>706896925
Lmao yep thats my girl. Although she is pretty bad at card games.
>>706897033
Syndra has been busted. Fucking hate that one ult can ruin literally any champion that doesn't have like 3k health. Yasuo is who I'm mad about again. Fucker got shut down in lane but after his first item he becomes a powerhouse. Shit's not fair man.
>lost 25 LP
Could be worse, could go on a streak down 2 divisions
>>706897237
Night bud
>>706897465
Well what was it? You had to be good for some high dps boyo.
>>706897465
dont know who/what hikage is
im sci. posted for a week half a year ago and now im back so might as well be new
![Syndra [177].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mQkNTpj.jpg "Syndra [177].jpg")
>>706897526
I havent even used my 2nd one~
>That and her items are good right now morello's and rylais
Wasnt that always there?
>>706897647
>Could drop 2 divisions
I dropped 3 at the beginning of the season
>Umi is cute when embarrassed kek
>>706897353
Sitting here eating some chicken strips. Same old stuff, different night.
>>706897465
Nuh uh!
>>706897526
>Inb4 I'm making you give me 3 more seals
>>706897647
No, no it was not. I went into the main office in a dirty tshirt, sweat pants, and torn up boots, with messed up hair and burning eyes. JUST to make a point that I WORK NIGHT SHIFT AND THIS CUTS INTO MY SLEEP YOU CUNTS!
I was apparently getting Rover pay, but since I asked for this to be my permanent site, they had to take away the rover pay and give me the pay for the site itself.
>>706897784
Yes you did
>Wasn't that always there?
Yeah but with nerfs to other AP items they grew from the ashes
![Syndra [143].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BJ61CvC.jpg "Syndra [143].jpg")
>>706897804
Are they atleast good?
>>706897990
I only used my first one when i said to post and keep posting >>706896174
>>706897647
Borderlands, was goofing around with mechro on op8 against some robuts with a corrosive launcher
>>706897733
>reported
>deleted
>and ignored
Pic is hikage, hello i guess
>>706897804
Now its not, but nice pics
I thought you quit or got fired from your security job?
>>706897565
The blonde one? Katsuragi
>>706897135
:3
>>706898259
oh damn
yea hi though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4M7O7s5e2I
>>706897465
They look stupidly deformed
>>706896996
Its a trap!!
>>706898330
If i had 3d glasses would that pop out?
>>706897302
Could be better honestly, should probably sleep and I'll feel better when i wake up
Trouble is, I'm not fucking tired at all
>>706898149
Just your typical fast food strips. Nothing amazing, but ya, they're pretty good.
>>706898259
I haven't been lewd for a good few days!
And nah, I thought I was, but they just called me in to talk to me about an incident on Thursday.
>>706898866
Ain't that just the problem all the time. Just gotta get comfy and hope for the best, Kitten.
>>706897795
3 Divisions? Holy fuck man that's alot harder. I could always carry you :^). believe it or not but I still got it.
>Embarrassed is always adorable
>>706897804
So you ended up getting fucked over because of your misunderstanding? That sounds rough tho and a bit funny lmao. What do you mean by Rover tho? Again retard here.
>>706898259
Haven't really played borderlands at all. After beating it once I got bored of it but good to hear you're having fun with it!
>>706899156
>Could always carry you
Yes please ;_;
Yeah I tilted pretty fucking hard early but I'm back in silver now we should queue up tomorrow I'll be on earlier since I have an early day tomorrow then I have a week off.
>It really is
>>706899126
I am comfy
I fucking hate this shit too, I'm fucking warm and comfortable and I don't want to get up to get dome damn sleeping pills
>>706899156
No, I ended up getting fucked over because the manager is a jack ass that felt like playing mind games with me and made me go into the office when I'd normally be asleep already.
A rover is someone that's on call. They can go work any site, at any time. They have no promised hours, and no set schedule. But they get paid a bit more because of it.
>>706899298
RIP Kitten. Should keep them near your near bed from now on.
æ-tan claimed.
Storm's a-brewing.
>>706899616
I'll probably end up forgetting to do that honestly
>>706900144
I don't see a problem with it
Who wants a free LoL starter pack?
>>706900213
Flaming Homosexual
>>706900144
>
>>706900170
I'll remind you tomorrow when I'm vying to stay awake at the funeral.
>>706900238
I'd say me, but I'm not wanting Ryze because it pisses my friend off.
>>706900303
i want to suck his cute trap dick tbh
>>706900406
Its either a yes or no. Its a code for it.
>>706900608
Will it work cross servers?
>Saber
Are all you guys gay?
>>706900708
Your waifu helped Rin please old men for money.
>>706899283
Sure as long as I'm free I'll get you you up to gold. Tho I need to get back there too haha. Message me and see if I'm awake first lol gonna try being up by 3. PST that is
>>706899616
Ah you lost sleep because of you getting fucked with sorry Excuse me autism for that one lmao. Ooooh alright that's what it is. Some reason I was thinking it was just some security drone that rolls around lol.
>>706900732
Kinda but i dig tits as well.
>>706900771
Yeah a free champ and skin is a free champ and skin to me. I don't think the silver border is that bad but that gold one is good :^) . As long as I don't tilt like a madman again I should be able to climb there with you. And I will message you at around 4pm my time since I think we're an hour apart.
>Tfw I get off at 11:30 am
>>706900732
Yes
>>706900708
Its a code for the game. So yes.
>>706900608
I shall pass, thanks for the offer though!
>>706900732
Probably, who knows.
>>706900771
Nah man, we don't have no NASA drones to roll round with juuust yet.
>>706901082
Alright I'll take up that offer then why not thank you Rory.
>>706900732
d/w nobody here is gay it's just a meme
I'm gay
>>706901189
OC2062UW88T7U5MQVD7HRND65
If a man does not have the sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can be lost in the sauce.
I must remember these words well and never forget them
>>706898431
Thats some nice tunes for the background thanks
>>706898448
You hurt my feelings. OH NOOO!
>>706899126
Well thats good to hear, now you don't have to leech off of felix and your friend when you move in together or whatever
>>706899156
Its not a game for everyone, but is fun, anything good happen to you
>>706901196
>its just a meme
So your telling me that i didn't need to say nohomo during all thpse dick sucks and butt fucks
>>706901362
Too late i already used it, sorry Saber
>>706901136
I know your gay. You have a husbando
>>706901569
I was joking saber, but hurry, cause its on chan
>>706901569
thats right youre not supposed to say "no homo" anymore. now it's "it was just a meme".
>>706901648
Yeah it was too late RIP
>Saber
>>706900979
Still pissed off that Maokai got it. It's not that bad just prefer getting the most rewards from gold haha. I'll just have to carry harder. I tilt all the time anyways maaaan don't worry. I'll message you as soon as I'm up then.
>>706901136
You'll get one soon enough. Just you wait
>>706901569
Yea it isn't but it's insanely popular for sure.
Alright I'm dipping off the thread for now later everyone
>>706901569
>Me leeching
I'm the only one with a job at this point! My friend hasn't started at his site, and Kitten is Kitten.
>>706901639
Not a husbando!
>>706901761
Hopefully. Later Emu.
>>706901761
they suck
>
>>706901812
Wells its not a girl and there's only two genders so what else is he?
>>706901863
Yea they do but its the only pic of Umi playing on a PC that I have so I can't really complain. I'd edit TSM on there or something but meh
>Umi
https://youtu.be/fGc1z_RWOS4?t=12m40s
I don't understand what is waifu?
>>706901761
Alright sounds good dude
>Victorious skin wasn't GP or Ekko who actually were played all season
FeelsBadMan
>Team Liquid
Good taste man shame they didn't qualify. Right now I'm rooting for CLG out of school pride, stixxay graduated from here
>>706902066
Not real.
>>706901919
She is a girl dammit!
>>706902236
Спасибо :з
>>706901710
Well rip i guess i was just being an insecure faggot
Wheres your waifu from anyways
>>706901761
Yup still has plenty of players on steam which is nice
>13k player peak
>5k player low
>no public matches found
Thats my only problem with it and doing normal mode
>its too easy
Goodbye then
>>706901812
Rip, what does felix do then, does he just stay home and eat your food
>>706902236
The only true answer
>>706902091
What/who did you get with the code
>>706901919
Its a girl, very and i mean very boyish looking, from idol master
>>706902456
The code didn't work someone beat me to it
>Saber
>>706902456
Kitten, uhhh, probably will get a job.
>>706902456
i dont know if i want to say! im always paranoid thinking people will steal my obscure "waifus" (i dont really do the waifu thing in earnest)
>>706902815
>waifus
>plural
then there's this heretic
>>706902815
>waifus
>having more than one waifu
>>706903190
>>706903234
>" "
>(. . .)
!
>>706902666
Oh, damn, gotta suck if your not lying
>>706902755
>probably
Make sure he gets one
>>706902815
I was thinking its from something like around 06, for some reason MAR idk why
>>706903190
>>706903234
See >>706903282
Seriously is education so fucked up they can't teach people simple reading comprehension
>>706903402
Nice passive-aggressiveness there, buddy.
>>706903282
>>706903402
Then don't call them waifus
>sorry for late replies
>>706893386
oh hell yea that'd be sweet
>>706896539
Hi! I am very well yes yes! how you be cutie?
>>706903402
i looked it up and it's later than that
if you REALLY want to know i will tell you i guess
>>706903669
theres a difference between waifu and "waifu"... cmon dude
>>706903686
Ah, glad i wasn't too late, i'm fine, listening to music and setting something up, yourself?
>>706903859
Why not just say "favorite characters"?
Goodnight /waifu
>>706903944
im going to leave u alone now. i suspect u are being dense on purpose.
>>706903566
>>706903669
I was just trying to meme sorry :'(
>>706903859
Please do
>>706903686
Hey bby
>>706903956
Night weak nigger
![Syndra [196].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [196].jpg")
>>706903956
Night .2
>>706904118
kouji miyata wanko ni kuchizuke
>>706904070
?
what did I say that was "dense"
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