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So I'm searching through the catalog and much to my dismay,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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So I'm searching through the catalog and much to my dismay, there was no face thread, we'll I'm going to solve that.

Faces of /b/ thread

Some faggot the other day had a decent idea, if you feel comfortable in doing so, post your means of employment , it would be a nifty ice breaker.

It might not look like it judging by my goofy pose but I'm a shipper/receiver at a lumber yard
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>>706880177

No one in here deserves to look upon the face of a god, so I will not post myself
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unemployed/college student
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>>706880284
faggot has a high opinion of himself
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>>706880284
Please do us the honours sir. You have the potential to be a benevolent and kind God, you might even have fun in doing so ;)
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>>706880566
6/10
>>706881032
Not you/10
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Roast me niggers
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Software developer.
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Good morning /b/

I work in property management
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I'm a YouTube beauty guru
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>>706883283
10/10 why u on /b/? You could be a normie!
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>>706881032
4/10
>>706883119
4/10
>>706883283
7/10
>>706883524
6/10
>>706883597
5/10 you work for a living sir?
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>>706883283
>>706883850
Samefag
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>>706884079
I wish.
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>>706883748
Gross
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>>706883850
Been here since 2009.
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>>706884270
Doesn't prove anything
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>>706884550
Been here since 2016
I win
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College fag
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>>706884550
I can't argue that. Do you have a success story?
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>>706880177
And you are also an amateur author, faggot
When is your next boxing match?
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>>706884840
No. I've remained unhappy since the 9th grade. I'm 23 now.

Waiting to get hit by a bus.
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Tryna not get paranoid about my damn tattoo at the moment
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>>706885732
It's going to eat you
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>>706885732
5/10 anyone can look human under a pound of makeup
>>706884747
7/10
>>706883850
6.5/10
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>>706883119
would rather see your feet
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>>706884747
What are you collegial for?
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>>706887973
History. But I'm joining the Marines after college.
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>>706887791
Will oblige when I get home in 15 mins if thread is still alive. I imagine it'd look weird if I took pictures of my feet here on the bus
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>>706888264
I SHALL MAN THE FORTRESS TIL YOU ARRIVE
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>>706880177
>you look like jack nicholson and jack black had a homosexual love child. and not in a good way.
get a buzzcut, grow a stache with that beard and you would look better.
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>>706887062
Im just worried about it being infected possibly

>>706887780
Yea well i still look human without it
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>>706888507
Thanks boss. I hope I make it home, it's a Toronto bus, so many durka durkas riding with me, who knows gown many of them are packing bombs under their turbans
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..
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>>706880177
is that you, abe?
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Fuck it.
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...
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R8
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....
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>>706889615
Mega discount Orlando Bloom
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>>706889951
Thanks fam.
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.......
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>>706889258
8/10 solid beard
>>706889615
6/10, 7/10 if you don't own a low rider
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I work at a PVC factory

I had a mustache but I was drunk and trimming it and had to shave it off
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>>706890373
Danke nigger.
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>>706890373
No low rider.
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Taken this summer when i went hunting with my wife
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>>706883524
You were good in stranger things
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>>706885732
>>706888931

Hello Sweet, how have you been?
It's been a long while since we've spoken...
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>>706883524
show your nips
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Unemployed
>Give me money
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>>706888931
Can't you attention whore somewhere else? You spam your face in every single one of these threads so neckbeard virgins will tell you you're beautiful. it doesn't even mean anything here, /b/ would fuck a hole in the wall, if it has tips, it's a 10/10. You must have some pretty low self esteem if you need to post here of all places

Go to /soc/ faggot
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>>706890659
Ive been okay i suppose. Just being lazy at the moment.

Has it? I wouldnt know :o
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>>706890946
Would lick your asshole after you have worked out/10
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>>706890946
Spendtherestofmylifewiththathorseofaface/10
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>>706890988
Damn you ugly ass bitch
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>>706890988

Remember now?
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>>706890888
>every single one of these threads.

I work and im gone on weekends and i sleep so theres no possible waynfor me to be here at the time to post on every face thread.

Though if youre confident to say such a thing then that means you must be on here ALOT...which is kinda sad :/ sorry for your lack of job/social interaction
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>>706888959
>:0
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>>706891317
Agreed.
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>>706891156
Oh!!!! :D
Yes now indeed i know lol
It has been a while.
I cant even remember what led me to say "Dr. Faggot" at thr time now...i have the shittiest memory
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>>706890449
7/10 would cross the street to avoid passing you on the sidewalk, scary anon
>>706890535
5/10 would go up if you lost some weight. Visit /fit/ and read up I did and lost 30 lbs, not as hard as I thought and exercise is optional
>>706890857
8/10, you have the hair and beard of a God
>>706890946
Trap/10
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>>706891514

Never mind the past Sweet...
You look really good.
And it's always nice to see you.
I trust your hopes and dreams are all coming true.

Take care...
Best wishes always.
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>>706890535
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaah god I hope you have a hunting accident
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>>706891847
Aw thanks anon :)
Well i did get the tattoo i wanted so theres some good happening to me haha

I take it youre leaving already?
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>>706883748
lol i saw this thread the other day, his name was chris right?
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>>706892207
No one actually cares about your tattoo. Skip the tits and just gtfo attention whore
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...too cool for me.

> (leaves)
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>>706892207

You're welcome.
I'm sure your tatt looks great. You have an excellent skin care routine, so I doubt it's infected. More likely, it's just your body reacting a little bit harshly to the procedure.

Yeah, I guess I'll be on my way... I mean, I've seen you and spoken with you, what reason is there to stay?
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>>706892576
>what reason is there to stay?
Take her with you please
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>>706888959
>:(
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>>706892576

God you're a huge faggot
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>>706881032
Nudes??
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Sup fags

>>706880566
7/10
>>706883283
9/10
>>706883524
7/10 qt
>>706883597
stop put clothes on
>>706883850
6/10
>>706884747
6/10
>>706885732
8/10
>>706889258
Beard envious/10
>>706889615
I think you'd look better with short hair
>>706890449
5/10
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>>706892730
>Take her with you please

No can do, we live on opposite sides of the world.
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>>706892802

Nah, you're failing to take into account a past history.
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>>706892884

>Edgy moot
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>>706883119
Edward Snowden/10
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>>706892393
Yea i dont believe i was speaking to you smegma breath

>>706892576
Yea well im pretty used to treating the skin on my face but i dont have many tattoos so i still feel like idk what im doing sometimes lol.

Haha damn youre kinda making me feel depressed with the way you talk haha. Just stay and lurk and troll and whatnot
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>>706885621
Then make yourself happy. Find what is making you unhappy and rectify it.

For almost 2 years i used to work for a colossal douche who would insult me all day every day and after a while it got to me, couple that with existing low self esteem and anxiety led to an emmense hatred of my life (in my defense, my old boss has had two of his previous labourers kill themselves and the rest quit after less than a year), at one point I didn't care if I were to die, progressed to the point where I'd spend several hours every day thinking about ways to kill myself, I decided that the best way to do it causing the least collateral damage was to do it at work and make it look like an accident, it was just a matter of finding my chance.

It all changed one night a few weeks ago. I was hanging out with a friend, and ended up asking my buddy what he thought of the idea of starting a company together sometime in the future, he jumped on the idea and made some calls the next day and got everything lined up the same day I gave my boss my 1 days notice. You should have seen the look on his face, just earlier that day he was giving one of the contractors one of his usual spills about how hard it is to find good workers these days, nobody wants to work etc, points to me and says that if I wasn't working for him I'd be sitting at home, couldn't help but smile because I already knew I was quitting later that day.
The best thing is, I left the guy on one of the biggest jobs we've gotten together and now he has to search for and train another labourer immediately

We've ran into some snags getting things going but today I found a way around it, the two of us will be starting Monday. Going to be starting off making double what I used to and working with my best friend and I couldn't be happier

Tl;Dr life gets better, sometimes you need to take risks to make it better
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>>706885732
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>>706893125
Dat eyelinder tho!

Ugh im envious...if theres one thing i cant do is decent eyeliner
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>>706893552
Yep thats indeed me.
Your point?
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>>706888264
I fell for it xD ugh
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>>706893492
Needed to hear this thanks for posting. What kind of business?
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>>706893611
i think you'd look good in a burka
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>>706890639
Ive never seen it. Who are you saying I look like?
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Base native fag, working at 7/11 for 13.65 an hour. (For Oklahoma that's good pay)
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>>706883748
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>>706893839
I posted >>706890755 and it was dubs. ,can we see your nips?
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>>706893373
>Just stay and lurk and troll and whatnot

Hope to see you again soon.
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>>706893560
Danke
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I live in los angeles

I manage a psychic
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>>706894390
Holy shit you look exactly like this one dude i know!!!!
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>>706893670
we do pretty much anything we can to make money using a pick up truck and trailer.

Man its so crazy, we were both so close to offing ourselves and now life is going to be great. Probably the only reason I didn't do it is because I knew it would have convinced my buddy to do the same
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>>706894482

my bad
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>>706894390

>Belt crooked
>Tie clashes with collar insert

You look like a try hard street magician that just got raped by Penn Gilette.
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>>706894596

hey words can hurt you know
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>>706894031
Nah, if I did, you would regret asking
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>>706894803

you are mai waifu
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>>706894803
lol can't be that bad
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>>706880566
ugly
>>706881032
tits or get the fuck out attention whore
>>706880177
kill yourself
>>706883119
10/10
>>706883283
filthy degenerate
>>706883524
I want you to get over the school shooting plans and just kill yourself in advance
>>706883597
4/10
>>706883850
I hope you die soon
>>706884747
kys
>>706885732
TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT
>>706888931
kill yourself with tits out
>>706889258
7/10 gay lumberjack porno potential
>>706889615
0/10
>>706890449
gtfo
>>706890535
fuck off
>>706890857
i hate you
>>706890946
Tits now.
>>706893125
TOGTFO
>>706893552
just show tits they're the only thing you have
>>706893839
kys
>>706893967
kys
>>706894288
>>706894390
you're a bitch
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>>706894482
Lookalike pic
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>>706894803
>>706894972
neither are you are special.
You wouldn't survive the most pathetic of school shootings
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>>706894959

>you're a bitch

why tho?
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>>706893611
People have already found your reddit like twice because you repost shit. You are dumb
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business owner
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>>706895064
that's not me (second pic) that's a guy I know who looks like the psychic guy with the stupid tie
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>>706895096
because you give a shit what others think
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>>706895174
well he should die too
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>>706895224
kek alright sweetie
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>>706895114
Fucking degenerate wannabe kike.
You have nothing and are nothing.
Just relieve society of your burden.
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>>706895107
>people found your reddit

Ooooh no!!!! Not that!! Oh my god itried to keep that SUCH A big secret!!

Lmfao do you think i care? You think if i didnt want my reddit shit stumbled upon that id post anything similar here?
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>>706895064
Well yeah mate, most shooters an hero when their business is done
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>>706894728
and so can a shitty tie/collar combo like that.
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>>706895341
>most shooters
i think you're talking about yourself. You fucking sperg.
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>>706895177

when did i give htat impression?
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>>706895341
your text and picture say troll
but your filename says blissful faggot

maybe a decent troll? doubtful.
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>>706895549
you're still going on about it for one
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>>706895174
You know me anon?
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>>706895660
no, i know a guy who looks like you, but better.
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>>706895759
this guy?
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>>706895341
Anton Chigurh
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>>706883524
Nigga the property doesn't count if it's in Minecraft
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>>706895866
alright then
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>>706895911
bullshit.
I get like $5 each for some of the castles I make
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>>706888264
>>706893615
Sorry I'm a little but as promised
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>>706896065
motherfucker you're so ugly i thought it was bait at first
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>>706896065
damn how many peasant villages did you stomp on with those bad boys?
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>>706896065
>.
Clip your toenails damn
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>>706896065
Those are so sick man get that shit pedicured
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>>706896132
kek
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>>706896065
touché, anon
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>>706883119
When did they let Jared out of jail?
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>>706894390
I thought you managed at a restaurant qt3.14 anon
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>>706893373
He's right you know, if you're going to attention whore, at least show us your tits, these people have been trying so hard to butter you up so you'll show tits, it's pretty rude of you to lead them on
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>>706894390
9/10
Mostly asexual and a romantic but would date and fuck
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>>706898007
Aromantic not a romantic, polar opposite with one space
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>>706898007
motherfucker stop making up terms for modern bullshit
you're a fucking homosexual.
not a special snowflake.
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>>706895114
7/10 underage
>>706894972
7.5/10
>>706894803
5/10 you look like a faggot
>>706894390
7/10 you dress like a faggot
>>706893967
6/10 nice rafters
>>706893552
4/10 without makeup, 6/10 with
>>706892884
7.5/10
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>>706898352
Sorry to go all Tumblr fag on you anon and you're probably right, it's just easier to say aromantic than saying I'm a Virgin who hasn't had a girlfriend since 7th grade because I've never done anything to pursue a relationship because to me it looks like a lot of work to go through to demonstrate that you are successful mammal and can procreate

Plus the etymology checks out, if it was a real english word, that would be how it would be spelled
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>>706893552
look better without the makeup. you look like a doll or a mannequin with it. thats not a complement
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What's good fam?
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>>706899823
Nice rafters fellow basement dweller
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>>706899823
AHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAH
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>>706900024
6/10 I like the moustache brother
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>>706885732
post tatto and timestamp pls
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>>706900601
Bonus points if tattoo is on tits or ass
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Hey /b/, rate me
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>>706894288
still in here?
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hello
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>>706900601
Okay then


Kinda hard to move my leg the right way haha
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Got a test in around 4 hours, still lying in bed. Should be learning. Fuck this shit
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>>706901665
there´s a starman

what does it say?
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>>706894909
>>706892884
Thank you kind anon's <3I mostly just get ''underage, faggot, kys, 6/10'' etc in these threads,
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>>706901529
too young to be here, nice choker
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>>706901790
"Theres a starman waiting in the sky"

Just a small ode to David Bowie
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>>706901717
Whoops, heres one turned around
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>>706901862
: )
nice, long live the gobling king
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>>706901345
6/10 you look tired
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>>706901862
Lol omg a yung gurl dat lieks bowie. Ie so kewl. Taking attention whoring to a whole new level. I Hope you still think it's cool in 30 years when the writing is too blurred to read and the star looks like a cloud
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>>706901927
7/10, you gay by chance?
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>>706901418
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>>706901529
7/10
Are you Insomniac anon?
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>>706901999
I am anon, just had to run up a 3km hill
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>>706901975
;_; just reading that gets me down.

Bowie was everything to me and him as the goblin king was the first time i saw him and i fell so hard for him.
My mom hated that movie becase id cry and cry till i made her put it on lol.

I can easily say Bowies created about 80% of who i am today lol
So of course the tattoo was in order
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>>706901529
Chokers make my dick happy
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>>706902295
Na, tried, didn't work out at all. Thing is i don't feel attracted to guys in any way.
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Order selector at a warehouse
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On the left
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>>706902232
Why would it be "kewl" to like him?
He wasnt so underground guy.
He was loved by millions and wow what a shock im part of those millions lol.

Also touch ups do exsist haha ill get them redone when they grow old
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>>706902232
Also young girl????? How old do you think i am? Lol
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>>706902310
your so gorgeous it's not fair omg
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>>706902378
nah im just shit at maintaining my sleep schedule which is why im up late
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So many lurking, so little bumping. tread is perpetually on the verge of 404
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>>706902389
yeah for me it was under pressure, and heores.
but i loved that movie.
have u seen him in a comedy serie named extras wit h rick gervais, he only shows up in one episode but its super fun
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>>706895660
If you're going to shitpost all night then rotate your pictures faggot
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>>706902310
do u want to just marry me. Is it posible to marry even if we live in other countries help me plan this out.
is it really you BTW
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why not, sup guys
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>>706901665
Post rest of your foot too please gorgeous
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>>706903076
Lol i hid my toes under the blanket for a reason anon.

I got weird long and boney toes
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>>706902578
Because he's dead and now people who've never heard of him were diehard fans, same thing with Michael Jackson, he'll I like a few of David Bowie's songs too but I'm not about to act like I was his biggest fan and now my world is torn apart, way to jump on the bandwagon princess
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>>706901665
post more pics of you
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>>706903156
Uh it was in purpose kek. Ok how about ass and tits?
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>>706890535
10/10 would murder animals with
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>>706903167
He died a cool while ago now and i just for my tattoo a week ago..maybe your statement who be reasonable ssy if i got it a week after his death.

My mother was a bowie fan so she loved playing bowie all the time thus ive heard it since i was a baby and id dance to it.
I literally grew up on this guy.
And id nerd out about him any chance i got.
Hell i was even a big MJ and prince fan but i never considered getting a damn tattoo about them. Because they simply didnt hold the same meaning to me as bowie did.
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>>706903076
Oh what the heck, here you go <3
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French living in the Caribbean as the manager of a tourist catamaran.
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>>706903491
Hahaha well played
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Morning fuckers
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>>706903564
Why are you making that dumb expression? Men used to be John Wayne and Ronald Reagan. Wtf is happening with this generation
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This is me - writing and publishing graduate
Currently saving for travels and fun things.
I unload flatpack furniture and bbq's for $23.50ph
Australia is pretty great like that.
>>706880177
not sure about the chin strap or facial expression tbh
6/10 maybe more if i knew what you actually looked like tho

>>706880566
generic/10
you wear straight but jeans with sneakers don't you?

>>706883119
definitely snowden/10

>>706883283
excellent beard growth and hectic eyelashes
7/10

>>706884747
you look like a random face generator
although maybe thats what everyone looks like....

>>706890535
this is why the East hates the West btw

>>706892884
septum piercings are great but that shits too long
and goatees don't have a place in 2016, unless you're over 40 and don't know any better

>>706893125
v cute

>>706894390
dude lrn2dress pls

>>706895114
r u wearing a bathrobe? true.

>>706899823
>>706900024
intimidating/10

>>706901529
nice choker 7/10
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>>706890857

I'm open to that. How much money do you need dude?
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>>706903824
small loan of a million :^)

jk $1000 would really help me out but why?
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>>706903477
Oh God now youre a nerd too, what's next? You going to tell us you're a gamer gurl? Honestly is like you're pulling every trick in the attention whoring handbook, I really wish you were just trolling us, it's hard to believe something this cancerous isn't bait
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>>706904344
Or....or it could be i just like the shit i like faggot lol

And im using "nerd" as a verb....as in i can "nerd out" about a topic that interests me.

Pretty sure youre the only one "trolling" kid
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>>706904023

I like supporting unemployed dudes being unemployed as long as possible. What's your Kik?
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>>706904563
And if you mean my sweet n64 or my ps2 then by all means call me a gamer girl lol
I onky like the games a played as a teen
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>>706895911
Nah I wish I could build something useful in minecraft but always get bored after half assing a few small room rooms. I just pretend my guy is Indian or Mexican and that I have a mansion that could comfortably house hundreds.

I enjoy my job though, I work with my best friend, we set our own hours and make more money the harder we work, it's like we're getting payed to hang out
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>>706904867
Oh my God now she's playing VINTAGE CONSOLES

I should start booking my chemotherapy in the morning
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>>706905034
Lmfao Vintage???

How fucking small are you faggot?
Are you literally 10 years old??
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>>706905122
You've said enough, no need to lay it on thicker. I'll have to start bandana shopping tomorrow...
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>>706905306
>avoiding the question

Confirmed child
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>tfw its 13 C in my room
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>>706905306
How does this one look guys? I'm going for the ''I'm too young to die'' look
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>>706903647
Looks like you have a terminal illness
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>>706905607
>Expecting an answer to a rhetorical question.

Gee you got me good sister, some mighty fine argumentatin skills you got der

How about this one guys? I gotta be around stage 7 or 8 at this point
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>>706905613
Why so cold rancid?
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>>706906448
My heating is ded :c
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>>706906146
>being this autistic.

Im sorry. I thought you were attempting to be funny
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>>706904344
ease up on the edge, you fucken turbo.
making it this obvious that you've never been laid and you hate women, makes everyone else here cringe. you're literally a meme rn, just stop.
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>>706880177
Hey, Nicholson, I remember you from the threads like 3 months ago.

>>706905613
Cute! 8/10

>>706903771
7/10

>>706903647
7/10

>>706903040
5/10
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Murica
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>>706905613
8/10 seems you're looking cuter every time I see you
>>706903771
6/10 u stoned?
>>706903647
6/10 either beard or shave, would probably be a 7 or 8
>>706903040
6/10, you have a better pic? Where you work?
>>706903564
7/10 wild hair man, how much do you smoke a day?
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>>706906558
Lol he actually thinks hes being funny though and that others are cheering him on

I say let the kid have his moment if it makes him feel better.

You gotta be nice to the autistic
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>>706906878
Blessed balaclava bruh
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>>706907146
Thanks homie. Ive shown my face here before but not with dead bodies in the background lol
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>>706906558
Not sure if pathetic white Knight or Samefagging

If white Knight, you really should be somewhat insulted that you were chosen by a textbook attention whore based on the reputation 4chan has of being full of weeb, Virgin losers that will worship anything with tits, way to perpetuate the stereotype faggot
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>>706907674
>implying we give a fuck about her

Nigga youre just cringry as fuck.
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>>706880177
%%slavic%%
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>>706908045
OK this has to be Samefagging. This isn't convincing in the least
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>>706907056
He's right though you are pretty pathetic
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>>706908525
>>706908628
I
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>>706908525
See if can Samefag too
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>>706908757
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hungover
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>>706907056
Also there id nobody in this thread but us. nobody to be cheering either of us on, aside from your pathetic posts siding with yourself , thread is kill and was a long time ago,

Thanks for spidermaning the thread with your makeup caked face though
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>>706908407
You a professional slav or you got another job? Better pic?
>>706908900
6/10 you look tired anon. Party or alcoholic?
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>>706907558
I actually didnt catch the body until just now, story?
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>>706909576
Dead ISIS, BMP lit his ass up
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>>706906737
8/10 you have any hair under that hat?
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>>706906737
Hey brother, it's jack, still lurking, it's good so see you /b/rethren my threads used to be packed , I'm dont know what happened....
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>>706906510
Fellow bony fag here, that must be rough. What killed your heating?
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>>706909900
Right now I've got a sort of Kurt Russel type thing going on (just not nearly as dashing as him of course), with the length a little in between "Big Trouble in Little China" and " The Thing"
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>>706903771
Isn't a pack of smokes in Australia 50 dollars though? Can you live off that?
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>>706910273
Dunno its just dead
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>>706910404
Fair enough, I imagine mine is about the same atm
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>>706908900
>>706909471
Alcoholic i got into a fight with one of my friends the day before too
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>>706910681
I would just call it a mullet since that's techincally what it is, but If I said that people would think I was talking about that retarded hillbilly shit.
They've ruined the word mullet, kind of like how trilbys ruined the word fedora.
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>>706911044
I imagine my post was a little confusing, hard to tell from that pic on my phone, I thought you were talking about 'lazing at home' hair, I do get what you mean now, the word mullet definitely has some negative connotations
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Anyone here still lurking that hasn't posted in the last 10 mins? I suggest repost because threads been on the verge of death for hours

Again, property management
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>>706911957
It technically is a mullet, but since the word brings to mind the garbage redneck hair most people would just call it "grown out"
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>>706912242
Op is still here, I'm going down with the ship, 3 hours sounds about right, this is taking longer than the titanic
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Demolition.
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work in IT, most boring job ever.
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>>706913020
Bullshit how can you type with paws.
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>>706913130
i dont need thumbs to type nigga
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>>706910986
Got into a fight with a friend one drunken night too, ended up falling off a bed onto broken glass and cutting the top of my foot/front of ankle deep enough to need stitches, neither of us remembers why we fought all I remember is balling like a bitch because buddy 'attacked' me because I didn't remember what started the scrap 10 minutes later

Alcohol is fun
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>>706912890
Got a dryer pic wet anon? I like the beard/moustache, why such a sad expression though?
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>>706913398
Is this better?
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>>706913398
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>>706913541
you look amish, howcome you dont shave?
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>>706913595
Laziness. I don't know why it doesn't grow on my face haha
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>>706913595
Cute horse
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>>706913747
yeah i got the same problem, hard to grow hair on my cheeks, i get patches so i dont bother growing it.
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>>706913812
thanks
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>>706902310
beating my dick so hard rn you are gorgeous.
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>>706913541
Yeah, not really a smile but Tbh I can't fake a smile for a pic either without looking like a massive creep
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>>706913747
Op here, same thing(pic related) aside from the moustache (which I am insanely jealous of), better than how it used to be, when I started growing facial hair it only grew on the left side of my face, started shaving because I had a bushy sideburns on the left and baby face on the right, people thought I was deliberately shaving only the right side of my face.

Your beard looks good though anon, I'm forced to stay clean shaven sadly even though it makes me look 16 , I'd rather have to keep my license handy at all times than look like op pic related
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Thread is too slow and will be dead soon at this rate, should have resigned myself earlier. Anon's are antisocial and nobody rates. I'm taking this thread off life support, will check back in 15-30 mins if you folks can keep it alive til then. Hopefully anon's will wake up and start posting
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me
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Still at work.
Im bored.
Send somethung funny...
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>>706916378
>means of employment
Faggotor
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>>706901529
not sure if femanon or anon.

come at me faggots
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Why don't we just go to /soc/?
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>I've got an idea
>why don't i go to an anonymous website and post my face and job title!

Don't you faggots have anything interesting to discuss, apart from your faces, which everyone has and are in fact not interesting at all?
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>>706916740
Oh Boi
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you're all disgusting
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>>706917065
Nice OnePlus 2! Or 1? I have the Kevlar back too
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>>706918575
Your post makes perfect sense and I'd agree whole heartedly,

....until I look at the catalog and realize that 90% of it is far more cancerous. Why of all threads l do you people pick these threads to call out? It's like a police officer witnessing .a rape, a robbery and an assault, walking past all that and giving a littering ticket to someone that dropped a cigarette butt


Why these of all threads? That's not rhetorical, I'm just confused
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Arborist for the USFS.
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Pretty much exactly the collection of pasty neckbeards, emo basement dwellers and failed hipsters one would expect.
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>>706921054
I appreciate the shootouts.

>tips fedora
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>>706921937
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>>706880177
>>>/soc/ you stupid faggot OP.
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Xcashier>Xsupervisor at a fortune 500 company>Xdopefiend>Xescort(aka Xanicewaytosaywhore)>Current printing industry whore (just wish it paid as much as my previous whoring....)
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>>706922564
Op here
This
>>706920505
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>>706894288
Im sorry but I have a hard time believing that's actually u
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>>706890659
Holy shit do you actually talk like that to random girls on the internet? That's some preemo beta cringe right there.
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>>706891847
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Only pic I have on my phone of my head not shaved, anyone here either skate or smoke a lot of weed
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>>706924724
stop posting anytime
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>>706924724
We get it, you vape
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>>706924814
Just got off work now faded, fuck you
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>>706924724
>>706925183
Dam I just realized how stupid what I did was, srry im faded and stuff
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>>706925363
S'all good fam
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>>706925183
You high af
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>>706925183
Those dick sucking lips
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