Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>706851490 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>706851490
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Concealed Explosion
wtf i love kunai now
カラミチーマス
still here
and
>>706862352
yeah its nice and relaxed
>>706862702
Post them tiddies for these dubs
Claim
>>706861798 Gilil
I don't know how old I am...
I know guns are here to protect us but I don't like them, maybe I'll get a friend who can be my body guard or something :p
>>706862074 Alice
That's not normal!
>>706862672
It's the most versatile ninja tool.
>>706862352
You're boring.
Text Haiti
>>706862352
Why do we have snakes?
>>706862811
I just try to forget about things that bother me as soon as I'm done with it. Usually with loud music or just immersing myself in whatever I'm doing afterards
>>706862898
Hello Mikura
>>706862959
I hear they got fucked again. Maybe they should just all leave their shitty island and go somewhere where their mudhutts won't get destroyed after a year
>>706862903
So are you bby
I'm drinking hot koko ^-^
>>706863173
Indeed. We can be boring together.
>Best fox claimu
That moment you want to main a character because they look good
Season Greetings all~
>>706863472
You mean Jayce with the forsaken skin?
>>706863282
Hello Aliina.
>>706863282
I'm in love with the koko.
>>706863635
>>706863170
I always seem to mess up my links with you.
>>706863608
I wasn't referring to league, but it can apply to any game
Everyone knows fashion is the most important part of any game
>>706862811
I wouldn't be surprised if you were under 18.
Why don't you like guns?
>>706863282
>I'm drinking hot kok
>>706863823
THIS
>>706863466
slooshie roll
>>706863635
I'm in love with you 2 :3
>on phone
>>706863548
What season would it be?
>>706863635
Aliina? I'm not sure how to take that. I haven't done anything!
>>706863170
Does that manifest in sleep talking or walking?
>>706863925
Because they get dressed in the morning and kill people. I'm joking. I'm just not used to them I guess.
>>706863949
So... have you kept contact with Kagami? He liked you quite a lot.
Im going to bed, goodnight /waifu/
>>706863548
What season is it?
>>706863823
Nice fox
>>706864266
Sleep nicely!
>>706864266
That's a big bed for such a little girl.
>>706864205
It manifests in nightmares and night terrors, I don't move much though. As for sleep talking, I wouldn't know
>>706864266
Good night Tomoyo
>>706864203
Fried chicken seasoning~
kek
Hello, how are you?
>>706863466
Faggot can't afford a full size image.
>>706864333
>trips
Oh you already know~
3spooky5me
>>706864205
They're just inanimate objects, would you be uncomfortable around a new kind of furniture or car?
>>706864266
Goodnight
>>706864333
Hello Mavis
>>706864266
Good night
>>706863925
I usually would drink what comes out the kok c:
>>706864210
I think I still have him on steam, but things sadly didn't work out, mostly because of a lot of depression and mental stuff that really messed with me. I hear he's okay and out of the army though, I'm glad cuz I did love him a lot
Seriously. Fuck tooth pain.
>>706864353
Hey what's up how are you? Anything interesting happen to you today ?
>>706864665
Howdy!
Miho claimed
>>706864794
>
>>706864397
that's just the image I use for claiming
no bully
>>706863949
cutie roll
>>706864371
T-that's why you should stay away from wreck threads!
>>706864665
No... They're just kind of illegal where I live and I don't want to get put in prison for 10 years.
>>706864921
Clove oil.
Careful though it's highly toxic and will kill you in seconds.
>>706864964
I'm doing okay. Going to sleep right now actually. Nothing interesting.
>>706864333
Hi Adam Sandler's daughter vampire
>>706864921
I know that feel
>>706864921
Scotch
>>706865161
Hello bby, i'm sorry for being mean.
>>706863282
want some cock with that?
>>706864333
>TRIPPS
>>706865391
Are you talking shit? I will fite you faggot.
>>706862734
dumb tomokoposter
>>706865436
Bully <3
>>706865687
hm?
>>706864794
Bug eyes.
>>706862734
Tomato.
>>706862959
REE
>>706865179
super roll :o
>>706865485
You can always snap me some, I like when people send me dick pics ^-^
>cutie klonata
>>706865900
still a slut after all
Nonon is mine, I can die happy.
>>706865739
We both want the same thing. Alas circumstances have put our boats on different shores.
>>706865845
Hello, i bet you bought that DLC you rich bastard.
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMVqM-hQLPg
>>706865655
Well Mavis is Vampire Sandler's daughter
![Susan [LQ].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h37rNKw.jpg "Susan [LQ].jpg")
>Claimed
Evening everyone, how're you all doing?
>>706866138
nice feet
>>706866056
I'll still wait for it.
>>706866113
goodnight
>>706865990
There's nothing wrong with being confident of your sexuality :p
>>706866056
What dlc?
I bought the special edition of gears of war so I could play 4 days early lol
>>706865845
hello
>>706866113
Goodnight you beautiful bastard
>>706866138
Great, you?
>>706866269
You can have me now.
>>706864964
Strange to see you actually talking instead of shitposting, I rather like it.
>>706864921
>Tooth pain
Why?
>>706865260
Where's that at?
>>706864203
Hopefully you never will.
>>706864838
Ouch, I know you've been having it rough but I was never aware of the situation details.
So you were basically memeing to hide the pain?
>>706866113
Night.
>>706866315
seek help
>>706866453
<3
>>706865845
That is s-mug.
Post tiddies.
>>706866485
shitposting to avoid everything, it sucks but I've been feeling better. It's nice to be able to still talk to you guys, makes me feel better :)
>>706866531
you're cute! :p
This is mine.
>>706866131
I'm a little butthurt about it to be honest. Adam Sandler sucks
>>706866781
>>706866814
Needs more pink :o
>>706866892
Let me axe you a question
>konata-chan
>>706866622
>this is s-mug
but i dont use c data file names
>>706866453
Doing well, finally got over being sick, which is great
>>706867055
THAT is s-mug, meaning the poster he was referring to as Tomato was you.
At least I'm pretty sure he refers to me as Tomato. Maybe just every Tomoko is Tomato to him.
idk.
>>706867033
>>706867055
dumb Tomatoposter
>>706864384
I like that, that's clever.
I'm doing okay. I'm really bored and thinking about going to sleep. I really need to find something to do with my nights
>>706865260
I've had those for far, far logner than my frequenting of the occasional rekt thread
>>706866485
I don't personally see it as that large of a problem. I'll poke fun at people for it though
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>706866453
That's a very nice picture
>>706866042
Nonon a cute
>>706867443
Go to sleep
>>706867156
Good, stay healthy, wealthy and wise.
>>706867591
Your mirror gets one of those every morning
>>706867229
since when is there a 3rd that shows up?
>>706867416
hm?
>>706867443
Well, glad you're okay~
Hmm I am also bored...my nights are usually like that too though...
If you do end up going to sleep, have pleasant dreams!!
>>706867590
HIHIHI
>>706867591
i got sexiest thighs than her
>>706867279
why are you so cute? ^-^
>>706867684
No idea. Probably just a shit poster trying to rile up the thread.
>>706867591
But I have galil
All these tomatos are confusing me
>>706867443
You do have to do it in order to move on into a better relationship. Put lots of thought into it and follow what your heart tells you without doing anything rash.
>>706866781
If only I was good at conversation I'd do my best to keep you distracted. I need to get some rest now though, good night and stay happy for me, blue-haired loli claimer.
>>706867767
>mfw senpai noticed me
Hello akeno, good to see you
>>706868017
Just post tiddies.
>>706867871
did someone just asked for shitpostign ?
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>>706868021
sleep well cutie, I'm actually going out soon, so take care c:
>>706868228
>triggering autism
F
>>706868066
>noticed~
Hello, I am well enough! How are youuu?
>>706867678
Aww, you're so nice
>>706867839
She isn't supposed to be sexy, so that's good.
>>706867971
>Camo
That's the equivalent of covering her in bimbo makeup
>>706867590
Privyet tovarish!
>>706868017
>>706868175
This
>>706867842
the fuck is wrong with you?
>>706866476
Earth!
I would like to live in Texas though.
>>706867443
What.. why is that?
>>706866280
Akame a cute!
>>706868360
VP zapper
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>check em
>>706866131
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>706868382
Are you saying I'm a dick? I try to be nice to everyone ;-;
>>706868469
Smugs~
>>706868374
>>706868175
Need some repeated digits or the clothes are staying on. She's a slut for digits.
>>706868596
Fam, please.
I got them way back here
>>706866622
>>706868573
>>706868407
What country you live in (or state if US)
>>706868596
Ya fucker, check them
>>706868407
hii. I think Hinata is also very cute
>>706868743
I'm Mexican ._.
>>706868527
Ummm Hi
>>706868718
>>706868770
Nice rolls
>>706868469
Smuggles
Yes i said it
>don't tell, i'm scared
>>706868836
>spics
>not the niggers of this continent
>>706869010
If you thought that was nice, check out these
>>706869010
Well I did get dubs so it's up to you to post dem ps2 tier tiddies.
>>706868360
I'm doing well, almost done with the work week. Only have tomorrow.
>>706868374
>I'm sorry i don't speak Italian
-spongebob
>>706868469
Hello smugs
>>706868770
I don't know! I'm too nervous!
>>706868789
T-thanks
Although Akame doesn't seem like the outgoing type. How old is she in the anime?
>>706868469
How's the Big Smugger doing this evening?
>>706869223
Tripps or higher.
Double dubs count
>>706869392
Dubs are no longer good enough for your ps2 tier tiddies?
Damn.
>>706869141
I live in America, ya dingus
>>706869230
Pedik
>>706869268
God damn it stop fucking around this is the worst kind of bullshit.
>>706868469
Hey Smugbug
>>706869656
Hello Galil!
>>706867767
How come your nights are boring? Just have nothing to do?
I put off sleep for as long as I possibly can
>>706868021
I'd like to just have both. But I know that's not something I could do in good conscious.
Sometimes I think I jumped into the current relationship too quickly, but I had already been forced to abandon my past waifu because they ruined her completely by caving into the shipping of the community
>>706868374
I like the look of that particular camo. Most of my guns have no camo, and only one of my galil classes has any. I use it on the two snowy maps
>>706868407
Because my brain is no good. It's w/e though, you get used to it as well
>>706869284
Hello Illya, did you get up to anything today?
>>706868591
How are you?
>>706869011
Too late. Ur gonna get b&
>>706869230
Hello rain lady
>>706869284
Hungry and occupied by batman akrham knight. How's the little loli tonight?
>>706869656
Hey desert fox
>>706869547
that sure will wash the nigger away from you
get ready to go back
It's official /Waifu/ I'm fucking fat. What am I supposed to do here? I've never been fat before.
>>706870011
NOoooo
>>706869230
My week just ended! Hopefully anyway, they asked me to go in on saturday, but I dont have to lmao
Glad you are well though! BBeen up to much?
>>706869934
Just not much to really do at the moment unfortunately, I just work a lot which makes me tired, and I sleep, and just come on the internetz...
why do you put off sleep for ages?
>>706870011
very well indeed yes yes~ yourself?
>>706869896
Hey Suika
>>706869934
Fine
>>706870011
Post the scythe gif
>>706870129
Don't eat for 4 days, excersize for 4 hours on the last one.Guaranteed weight loss.
>>706869268
That's part of why I like her. Also I'm not exactly sure how old but it doesn't really matter. I've seen you posting a bit today and you seem very nice
>>706870092
Can't stump the trump
>>706870129
I went from 360 to 180, eat less and run fast
>>706869656
I'm sorry but I rather not lie to you...
>>706869934
Has something happened to you in the past..?
>>706870129
Cut all sugar from your diet, you'll lose a half pound everyday.
>>706870129
Give up soda and juice for water and coffee.
No more sugar.
No more fast food.
Count your calories.
Set weight weekly weight goals.
Claiming Felix
Best friend is gonna chill with my tomorrow probably, and gonna go to a normie friend's birthday the next
Hopefully no one there is a cunt though
>>706869656
>mfw i looked up what that meant
>>706870011
How are you today smugs?
>dub dubs check'd
>>706870301
That's good. Yeah all i have to do is go in from 10-2 tomorrow. And no not really just work, sleep, eat, claim.
>>706870129
Lose weight
>>706870373
Thank you ;-;
I'm trying to be the nicest person I can be...
Anyway how does one get a girl like Akame? She keeps her thoughts inside and doesn't really show her emotion.
>>706869934
I just lounged around watching animu and playing vidya. Then remembered I had a paper to write and did that for a while. And now I'm here again. What did you do today?
>>706870011
>
I'm good, spent the day relaxing like I said above. Is this your first playthrough of Arkham Knight?
>>706865436
At work
>>706865260
Id prefer not to poison myself. My intestines are fucked enough.
>>706866476
Because the wisdom is trying to push out a filling. With half a tooth still attached.
>>706870011
Oh shit its a smugathor
>>706870368
>>706870452
>>706870465
>>706870480
Well the issue is, i work 12 hours daily x7. Problem is I'm eating most of my calories after work. About 2000. I haven't had soda in weeks but I'm up to 215 now.
>>706871076
get
ticccer
>>706870465
Fuck you
>>706870613
<3
Hope you have fun with your friend and the party
>>706870690
Nyet, suka
>>706870841
>Going to the dentist
Why
>>706871076
Instead of eating whatever you eat, eat pasta and go for a run, then lift.You don't have to lift enough to get /fit/, but you can lose weight rather easily this way.
>>706871239
Hey Yuuki
>>706871076
Baby steps.
You don't go to the biggest set of weights your first day in the gym.
Don't expect to lose weight immediately.
Start off by only drinking water and BLACK coffee.
Then cut out sugar and greasy fat.
THEN start exercising.
>>706870703
I do pretty much the same thing so I can relate to her in many ways
>>706871309
How's it going bud?
>>706870841
ahaha no no you dip a cotton swab in the oil and press it against your tooth for 3 seconds. The pain goes away in an instant, then you rinse out your mouth with water. If you keep doing it It'll kill the nerve permanently.
>>706871076
That's no good. You're going to have to find ways to not binge eat..
>>706871239
Hello again, Yuuki
>>706870230
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>706870301
Did today was okay. Slow day. Went to mall and eat Wendys, and walked around. You?
>>706870368
I have a about 4-5 scyhe gif
>>706870690
See my second reply and thank
>>706870768
Shinoa doesn't have some form of eating pic but her eating a can of food ;_:
I'll need an edit of that hand giving her pocky. Already got the bopping edit
Not bad dude. Sadly no. It's the 3rd
>>706870841
Hell yeah, M'smugger!
>>706871239
Digi-sword
>>706871511
Howdy howdy! How you be?
>>706871514
Smuggaroni
>>706871514
>boops
>>706871309
I don't mind telling you in private though!
>>706871379
Oh so that's why you like her you share a lot of things in common.
How does one get to know you?
>>706871442
Fine
>>706870301
I don't have a job, I just find no appeal in anything I have to do at the moment.
I put off sleep add much as I can because I get nightmares very frequently. I actually trashed my way plug container last night because of one so now I don't even have those. Probably going to be a rough night tonight
>>706870465
Not really no. Just a history of mental illness in my family. When I have time to sit around and think is when things get bad, usually in bed waiting to sleep.
>>706870768
After I got back from school, I did pretty much nothing all day and night. Some video games was pretty much it. That and posting
I've been here before.
I've stood where you stand.
They called me their hero, The Hero of Man.
But why should we save them
when they stand for nothing?
If they deserve life, LET THEM STAND FOR THEMSELVES
>>706871426
It's not too bad on my end, how about yours?
>>706871514
The one where she transforms it and spins it
And of course she's extremely smug during it.
>>706871309
Hey Galil-chan
I do too, thanks <3
>>706871514
I was reading manga and one of the pages won't load.
Also been feeling bothered today, how as moms day been?
~lurk
>>706872035
Could be better, but I can't complain. Watching some LoL world championships and doing homework.
>>706872093
No you ain't.
>>706871309
The amount of disrespect
>>706871514
Sounds fun
>better then working at least
>>706871888
>trips
>lewd
>wew
>>706872093
Have you played any Warframe lately?
I got S-Mug and Eru into it, but I dunno if they are going to keep with it.
>>706871676
people usually don't, unless they're like you and are friendly with anyone
>>706871888
Nice trips. Too bad you weren't rolling for anything.
>>706870690
the life of a marionette I suppose...things will change~
>>706871514
Wendys! YUM makes me hungry
Just worked for most of today until we got rained out...slow day also...
>>706871945
>>706871945
aww wow...well I wish you all the best!
>>706871629
How goes it,
>>706871649
IS IT YOU?! PLEASE TELL ME IT'S YOU
>>706872035
Oh! This one!
>>706872056
Rip and what's wrong, dear neppy?
Pretty slow. Didn't have a lot of guys in the gym today
>>706872155
I'll get bored eventually. At least work pays
*sleeps*
>>706871945
I'm very sorry for probing, I will stop now...
>>706872249
I always find trouble when I'm too friendly with people...goodnight.
>>706872468
It is rainy over there? Constant rains?
>shinoa
>>706871514
I only played through it twice, I really enjoyed the game though! LOVED every time I stumbled across the joker on the rooftops or wherever he'd pop up while just flying around the city. They pushed the batmobile a bit to much for my taste and made get old for me after a while, they had some pretty good things going with it though.
I don't think I have any of Illya actually eating other than this one, just ones that suggest she is or is going to.
>>706871629
More of the same, nearly done with my paper now. You?
>>706872498
Goodnight
>smug
>>706872498
goodnight
>>706872468
Why thank you. I'll let you know how it turns out
>>706872498
It was nice talking to you. Sleep well
>>706872481
It's going. Working on this paper and watching LoL world championships
>1st seed from EU got knocked out
You?
>>706872659
We're getting there. I'll probably work on it some more tonight and finish it up tomorrow if all goes according to plan
I'm going to do an experiment and see what happens when I try to sleep the recommended amount of hours. I will report my findings tomorrow. Good night, probably see you tomorrow morning. Or sooner, who knows
>Alice
>>706872955
Sweet dreams!
>>706872955
Leave your blinds open so the sun will wake you up.
>>706872955
Good luck, Alice.
>>706871945
More neptunia? Or am I thinking of someone else with that? If you're ever bored and want to play something with someone I'd be more than happy to! Of course if you'd rather not I understand.
>>706872771
Or continue putting it off if it doesnt
>Illyasviel
>>706872955
Good night! I hope you sleep well!
>>706873325
Bake the thread.
Who is baking?
Why must we do this all day, every day. What's the point?
These aren't people; they're glorified ink-blots. They're characters designed to make money. They're a product, /b/, thought up by underpaid artists, marketed to bring in more cash for some company or other. And you're not just buying it - you wanna fucking marry it.
You might as well make a Burger King commercial your "waifu".
Wake up, /b/.
>>706873492
But Gariru is real
