New One. What is their name?
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New One.
What is their name?
jesus
Alexis Snyder
Farah. Petite lil body w/ nice plump ass.
Kayla
Caitlyn
Probably barely knows I exist but I've had a huge crush on her for a couple years and she's hot af and seems like a nice and cool person
>a day in the life of a betafag
Jazmen Barga
>>706854348
same
such a hot name=
My baby bird and fiance Lindsey.
RIP Linds
How would you say for me to approach this shy girl that I am friends with? (mostly to try and kill off that awkwardness)
She acts kinda awkward around me, or outright ignores me.
Never initiates contact, but is willing to talk for hours on end if I do initiate
Messaged her
"Hey, are you free anytime soon? I would like to grab coffee and chat"
Replied with
"Hey! I'll have to get back to you on it. Taking 7 classes this semester on top of working the two jobs and getting stuck babysitting this weekend has been filling up my schedule."
Destiny. A walking drama magnet but she's cool af and been one of my closest friends. Would hit that, but would need copious amounts of alcohol in my system
>>706854741
it is
Hunter
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R_DXIHsTEqQ
Victoria
I have no idea what her name is.
Isabella Eiler
>>706853254
The Motherland
Sarah. One of the toughest and coolest chicks I've ever had the pleasure of knowing.
>>706853254
sean hannity
Rebecca
>>706853254
Marco
>>706855110
I have no idea what her name is either. I see her every morning at the 7/11. I've wanted to talk to her sooooo many times.
jennette. shes a sheboon but good heavenly lawd dat ass.
>>706853254
Eliza. We both fucked that one up bad. We still talk sometimes, but it's not really the same.
Motherfuckin Andrea. She's got a boyfriend too.
Hey, my dad got with my mom while she had a boyfriend, so I could too, right?
>>706855272
Cruz
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bXhguE_yh3U
Two, actually.
One's named Regan. She's a riddle wrapped in an enigma, honestly. I can't figure her out. I think she despises me at times. She's taken though.
The latter is named Nicole, nicknamed Nikki. I don't know if there's enough common ground between us to ask her out
Alexandra
>>706855403
I doubt that, man.
>>706853254
Her name is Shmee.
Harambe XD
Hilde
Sofia
holy shit
>>706853254
Fnatic..
>>706855652
>XD
kill yourself
>>706853254
Some girl from instagram who i may/may not know.
>>706853254
lol I'm happily married but I declined an opportunity recently to hook up with his chick from college called Jackie, shit man she wanted to D so fucking bad and I didn't even realise
Too late now
Hailey
Maddy.
Fucking impulsive, childish, immature whore.
>>706855855
May or may not?
Natalia
>>706855733
no u
Francesca, most emotionally unstable, egotisical, horrible person i've ever known but she dumped brutally after a few weeks of dating so can't get her off of my mind.
Alana
Vivian or atleast I think thats what her name is I cant stop thinking about her one of the prettiest girls i have ever seen yet no one notices her.
Gayatri
chelsea! my beautiful gaymer gf who i love very. much!
that cute girl from work also mind your own business op you nosy fuck
Mandi
One day I'll leave my family for her... one day.
Anne Frank
Darinka, a friend and the girl I like but, she's fucking another friend
>>706853254
Katie
Love her
sophia, she has dick
>>706853254
ann
Jes. I miss her
Jackie
Rayna... Man I fucked that up.
Ally
Ella
I was too pussy to do anything about it. beta af
>>706859238
About what?
Lene, And she's now my wife, took me 6 years too hook it though.
>>706855403
If harambe was here he would steal her but he is not seize that shit and if she resisted hide the body
Nicole.
I think if I had seen one of these threads a few months back I'd probably have broken down like a bitch but reading it now makes me happy.
Abby, Love of my life and gives me a reason to live, truly a cool person
>>706855733
>taking the bait
Daniella
A jew that is queen of all jews. Sexy af, would engage in rape fantasy
>>706859297
Pussied out when we got closer, thought she deserved better or some bs that i convinced myself of. Got my shit together now but too late
>>706855278
Ayyyy that's my name!!
Tam
>>706861311
I curse you and name you Becky, now until the end of days.
I was already thinking about her
Taylor
>>706861311
>>706861471
FUCKKKKKK
I was Becky from 2nd grade to 12th. Then I changed my name to becca for college, and now I'm back to Rebecca. Every Becky that ice met besides myself has been a steaming pile of skin and stretch marks and bitchyness.
>>706862777
Lift this curse by taking a pic of kissy lips for me, B. Keep your face out of it.
Trips checked.
>>706862950
So weird- being so familiar with my name and it's curse, I thought to lift the Becky curse one had to sleep with the caster's mother. Guess the curse is already lifted. She was great, thanks. She wanted me to call her back...but I just turned at the doorway, listening to the rain hit the window, and said "Any port in a storm" and left quietly, never to give her pleasure again.
>>706863388
All right, Becky, why don't you leave the funny to the professionals?
Tiffany
Luzion
>>706863388
tits or gtfo becky
>>706853254
Michelle
Hillary
>>706853254
Her? Sherry you jest (inb4 don't call me sherry) I already have someone in my life. He will never betray me, talk behind my back, gossip about, never leave me, I'll never be alone. Making other friends makes me feel like I'm cheating on him.
Nickname: GILFY
>be 39 and I'm fucking a 57 year old gym bunny tart.
>>706853254
Clare
Ariana, we were absolute best friends for a year or two before we started dating, but we broke up cause she can't handle a boyfriend. Usually I'd call bullshit but we still talk every night and she ends up crying cause wants to get back together but can't. Feels fucking bad /b/ros
bump
>>706854181
She sounds cute.
alex
>>706853254
minz
and i hate that i still think about her fuck you op
Labecca. She's white though her name wouldn't us suggest it.
Angeline
I think her name is Jennie.
Thing is it's not "her" it's "them". First one is Mary, a girl i was kinda dating but wouldn'tlet me fuck her and after 6 months she cucked me. The other one is my best friend Eve. I have strong feelings toward her but I am absolutely positive she does not feel the same, it's a lost cause really.
Valentina.
>>706853254
María del Rocío Beatriz
Dubscheckem.
>>706853254
Melissa Felabella
>>706853254
Fred
Danna
>>706867802
Anyway, it's just cause she's been the first person not judge me. Really, that's it. But, also, the thing is...I know she judges me. Very deeply. We say hi, we play games and then she leaves. She has conversations with all the other guys, except for me but I'm so totally her orbiter. I have to make my score bad for her kind of a thing. Just because I want to get her wins.
Anyway, I think I realized I'm dying soon today. So this thread is a good way to keep myself side tracked. I pressed on the side of my neck earlier today and a flush of air left my body, like a gust. I pressed down on the other side and it seemed to have closed and created a bubble. I popped it and popped my neck after that. I really don't see how this could be remedied.
>>706853254
Calleigh. I think I completely fucked it up with her. We met on Tinder, and I get that not everyone on Tinder is looking for a relationship, but she never said otherwise. So anyway we met a few times, and the second time we shared a hammock and even held hands, so I thought it was going really well. Then later that night me, her and a few other people decided to go partying. I got super fucking drunk and blacked out on our way home. I'm pretty sure I was a complete asshole to her while I was blacked out and now I think I fucked it up for good. We talked a bit afterwards and she told me simply that she wasn't interested. What do?
>Also I realize that I probably should have greentexted that story but fuck you, I didn't
>pic unrelated
>>706853254
Selina
>>706868626
>shared a hammock and even held hands
mate...
Shanice.
i have no one and no one wants me
>>706868882
Not sure what you're getting at here
Makayla
Very shy and pleasant to be around
>>706853254
komal
Tiah
>>706853254
poonam
>>706853254
Hugh Mungus
Amanda
>>706855110
I dont know either, but gods know i am lonely
Alexandra... god do I miss her.
>>706853254
Death
>>706853254
Clitorina
damn I miss that bitch
Courtney
>>706853254
Julie. I've only talked to her like twice but I have no idea how to start a conversation with her. Just randomly starting to talk to her sounds weird
Kaye
>>706853254
Fluttershy
>>706869368
you shared a hammock and thats all you did? fucking pleb
>>706870854
Kill yourself.
>>706871155
>>706871096
What was I supposed to do you fucking nigger
>>706871096
What are you talking about? Hand-holding is very hardcore
Lara
Brooke
>>706853254
May Waifu
Shelby and I need some help. We've been great friends for about a year but I want to take it further. Any
advice /b/ros?
Karly. Perfection.
Thinking of two. Helena May and Elizabeth.
Olivia... a regular customer at my work. Got her number and was trying to plan a date to the movies. Found out yesterday she has a boyfriend :/
This chick, named Chrissy. We haven't met IRL. In fact, we met on 4chan a few months earlier. We just sort of chat online. One time we even chatted on the shithole known otherwise as G+. Crazy thing is, we have a lot in common. I think I can survive a virtual long distance.
Right now i'm thinking of battle music in Kero Blaster as played by Deceased Crab.
>>706873030
Invite her on a date just you two to like the movies or something. Judge how things go and take it from there. Don't be creepy or weird.
Skye, a short sboriginal girl I work with, honestly the prettiest and nicest girl I've ever met and I can't stop thinking about her, I always check when she works and will take shifts just to be with her, excited to work with her tonight
>>706853254
>>706853254
Our lord and savior, Jesus Christ
>>706871641
you know what sex is right?
>>706874062
yes, because I'm going to have sex with her on a hammock outside with other people around. Have you ever been in a hammock?
>>706853254
Nat. Always Nat.
Jenn, always on my mind. I fucking hate it.
Jamie.
God damn it
Sofía García
She is driving me crazy
I cant sleep because im thinking about her
>>706877223
that's my sister's name you nigger
>>706853254
Shane, fucking rough
Sarah.
Hanna
But I'm dating her
Thinking of
Sarah Makki. You here?
Claudia
>>706877287
oh man i feel you..
Boxxy
>>706854348
Same but with an i instead of y
>>706877650
Make that two.
is it sad not a single girl pop'd up in my head? kek i'm pathetic
>>706853254
Laqueefa Deshawn
>>706873956
Skye... what a beautiful name. Please ask her out and hold her tight
