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I'm in Florida and I'm Not Going to Evacuate.
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grab an ubrella
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Natural selection at its finest my niggers
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Good luck op
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>>706851060
Send us pics. Good luck. Please don't die.
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It's not that the wind is blowin'. It's WHAT the wind is blowin'!

Keep your head down.
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>>706851060
Whatever, I'm in Kansas and not taking shelter. It's rolling in one storm after another from Derby to McConnell AFB to Wichita. Past that is beyond what I care. KEK.
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Category 5 get
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What if Hurricane Matthew merges with Hurricane Nichole when it turns east then loops back around and hits Florida again? That would be crazy
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>>706853284
It will only happen if I get dubs
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>>706851060
Right on. Keep the pics coming.
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>>706851060
You've piqued my interest anon, what kinda stuff you experiencing there so far? Good luck though.
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>>706851060
WHY?
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>>706851060
Take a pic of the sky
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Break into places and cum everywhere.
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>>706853284
>>706853386
DO IT
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>>706851060
STAND STRONG OP

DON'T GIVE IN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRlD0IiFwQ
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>>706851060
The surge is going to reach the top those structures in the background. Hope you have a boat
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Is this Rekt Thread Florida Edition?
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>>706851060
Try to loot some booze
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Lol nothing but rain and wind
typical florida bull shit.
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>>706851523

negroniggers stole all ubrellas ubrellas
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post moar pictures
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just another media hyped storm. you'll be aight.
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Go steal from stores when the storm gets bad
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>>706851060
like 175 mph winds, good luck op
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OP you have no clue what a category 4 or higher hurricane can do.

Lets see if we get any posts from OP in the next couple days.
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OP, before you die, what was the greatest thing that has ever happened to you?
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OP is most likely dead by now im leaving
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>>706855498
Op here, Im not dead, just busy sucking cocks and being a fag.
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>>706855569
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>>706855664
Thats about how flaming I am.
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Good, the more stupid people stay and die the less dumb people will be alive to vote for Hillary
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really hope nothing happens to you so you can come back into this thread and rub it in everyone's face.

Sadly you'll probably die and if you somehow survive the destruction the almighty himself is about to unleash on you, you'll most likely contract aids from hurricane Mathews dick down on Florida extravaganza.
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>>706856123
Florida is traditionally a red state, so...
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>>706853284
Hurricane Matthew? When did they start using male names for hurricanes?
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>>706856123
Trump has a larger following of uneducated people than Clinton.

>>706856407
Sometimes, but not this time.
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>>706856660
This year's presidential election is the REAL category 4 hurricane, eh?
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you live in florida and never been through a hurricane?... you'll be fine OP..... have fun looting afterwards
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be careful OP
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>>706851060
Send us some pics of all the stuff you loot. Try to go to a drug store to get some meds :3
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>>706856523
They have for a long time. Example: Hurricane Hugo.

Study harder for your GED, Tyreese.
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>>706857709
Man, nothing's been the same since 9/11.
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>>706853154
I'm in North West arkansas, I hope you get the worst, faggot.
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>>706858251
When they go down the alphabet, they alternate genders. I wonder what they're gonna do when they reach my gender, apache attack helicopter.

fwoh fwoh fwoh
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>>706851060
why is there so much chromatic aberration on those trees geez
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nor should you leave its just a little rain
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>>706851060
Fort Lauderdale?
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>>706856897
Underrated kek
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>>706851060
Gl lel
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I am so fucking glad my brother relocated to Minnesota because he was on a first responder group that had to go in and risk their lives to save all these dumb fucks that stayed behind to ride things out starting with New Orleans. Why he didn't quit after that fucking nightmare I have no idea.

If you stay behind when every other authority figure and scientist is telling you to bug out then you deserve any fate.
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>>706859709
So you think people should be sheep to be herded by any intellectual with papers and an agenda?

I bet you believe in global warming too, you fuck.
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>>706856660
It's crazy how the liberals take over education institutions to prey on kids' susceptibility to radicalism and have the audacity to spin their abuse of liberty as "HURR MOR EDUMACATED PPL VOTE LEFT"

>CTR shill disclaimer: Do not respond to this post or I will trend you.
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>>706851060
>posted from st. Petersburg
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>>706851060
same. i'm in jacksonville 8 miles off the coast. I have no idea what I'm doing
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>>706860113
You're right. Why believe anyone trained for years in subject matter and people that spend their lives in preparation for cataclysmic events... They obviously have a secret agenda to decrease land prices and make the rich right wing even richer.

You're right. Don't be a sheep.

And if a disastrous mess occurs make sure you bitch and whine like a little pussy that the weather people and government didn't do enough...
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>>706851060
LIVESTREAM? LET'S DO IT ANONM8
is that an actual photo!?
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> how easy would it be

> to go break into peoples houses

> and steal their shit?

Are there cops patrolling?

Fuck id rob so many people.
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>>706862077
>smashes into house
>spots two little girls behind their father
>father is holding a shotgu-
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>>706861779
More like make the rich left wing even richer.
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>>706861779
Isn't summer over?
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>>706862077
>looks like we found the nigger!
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>>706862215
Yea but no because he would of evacuated
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>>706851060
Will You Stop Capitalizing Every Word?
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Sure would suck if you wanted to buy drugs.... damn hurricane gettin in the way
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>>706862810
But if you didn't evacuate, what makes you think other pe-
you know what? never mind..
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>>706862215
ANON hey man i dont think you can do that unless you are in a sniper thr-
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>>706862803
Nope white as fuck but heavily wanting to get others prescription meds.
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>>706851060
join the club
120-140 mph winds for 6 hours tomorrow, gonna be fun
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>>706862810
>yea but no because he would have evacuated
are you some sort of autist anon?
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>>706862970
Silly billy because they want to live.
I want their shit.

> what logical person would stay if they have a car and could leave
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>>706851060
Post your rekd video when done
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>>706862215
Dude what the fu-
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>>706851060
Same here, but I'm SW Florida, so I'll be fine. Class got canceled, though. Here's hoping the power doesn't go out too much. With the new MKXL update on Steam, I had plans to get my Kung Lao on.
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>>706863358
>a person who cares about his own belongings and has a fucking basement in case anything overwhelming goes down
is it that hard??
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>>706863716
>thinking a basement will save you from a hurricane storm surge
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If you stay indoors you should be fine. I dont get the big deal.
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>>706863844
a solid sheltered basement?
the one where someone who- let's say... Has valuable possessions may own for themselves??
fucking shit dude, stop.
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904 here. Wind starting to pick up. It'll hit us in the morning. Looking forward to claiming my car insurance to get everything fixed.
Thanks Matt
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What's the big deal about hurricanes? It's freaking wind jesus christ why are people such pussies
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gg wp
Op is a Fag
Trump 2016
something about jews
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>>706851060
steal a yacht mah nigga u gonna need it during the storm surge
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>>706864204
you think if it floods real bad I could coax a mechanic into saying that my fuel pump and regulator were fried from it to my insurance comp?
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OP STREAM ON PERISCOPE

FREE APP FOR YOUR PHONE

BE CAREFUL IDIOT
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>>706864597
Yep.
I'm gonna get new headlights, windshield seals and a few dents fixed.
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One of my ex's moved back to florida, hopefully she dies
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Everybody download Periscope on your phone

There's tons of idiots live streaming at the beach
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>>706864097
When was the last time you heard of anyone having a basement with a waterproof roof? And nobody builds basements in Florida anyway, the whole peninsula is nothing but sand
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>>706865298
This one speaks for itself.
I'm not even going to bother.
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>>706853781
>>706854315
Niggers detected
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>>706865206
Fuck I didn't even think about checking periscope, good job
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>>706854570
deliver what?
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>>706851060
Stay safe, fool.
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>>706853284
You mean Mathew is gonna fuck Nicole?
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>>706865938
There is a girl "live reporting" on Periscope

I think this beach is holding a cooking spoon
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>>706866457
I'd cum in her mouth
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Ha I'm glad I'm in Tampa and not Orlando
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>>706851060
Then you deserve whatever you get.
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>>706866457
Hope that bitch gets blown away
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>>706866457
where is she on the map?
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>>706851820
bump
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>>706866457
Lol spoon
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>>706866457
>>706868962
LOL IKR? looks exactly like a spoon, where can I find this? post link
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you won't need to clear your browser history.
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Link to quality hurricane periscopes if you have some.
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Near Jacksonville op, wat do?
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>>706858605
An interesting question. The answer is that OP took the photo through a curved piece of glass (the windshield of his car) and since the windshield is a single piece of glass, chromatic aberration cannot be corrected for. Notice how it is more severe towards the left side of the picture where the curvature of the glass is more severe?

Nice catch anon.
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My guess is when the winds get howling and the rain pours you'll end up evacuating....your bowels.
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>>706866017
Pictures? Livestream? What, you think 1 picture is proof that he's doing anything?

Could easily be some neckbeard looking for attention
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>>706856523
Are you fucking retarded? Every other letter is alternating male and female names.
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>>706851060
Same, don't want niggers stealing all my stuff if my house gets fucked up.
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>>706868030
>>706869561

My bad bros didn't see this

https://www.periscope.tv/w/asWw8TFXTEVSZXhZYWdQamJ8MXluSk9kTWt2RVZ4Ul_33ZqNEhMsxJWUrfUXot_IIcoDMBClig4yAR-y_Qka

She's not live streaming anymore but she said she'd be back

You can still watch her stream, periscope records
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>>706871142
And this idiot is live right now and walking around outside

https://www.periscope.tv/w/asWxhzFXTEVSZXhZYWdQamJ8MWt2SnBWTXFaZERLReRyL3Q6GAe1mSyOnVuvPiaHjgKIduy4ucuNCvZyHDTs
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yea nah your fucked cunt.
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What if all of Dexter's body bags are found?
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>>706871387

waiting for this guy to get struck by lightening
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>>706871387
I LITERALLY JUST READ A COMMENT THAT SAID "she sure has the scoop"
I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO LIVE AFTER THESE LAUGHS
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>>706871387
this video needs to be saved for cringe threads
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>>706851060
Post lots of pics and videos until you die OP, thanks!
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>>706871387
Which one of you anons told this guy to put a metal pan on his head as a helmet KEK
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HA that parascope. "We have a mop that landed on the floor.. and uhh... some crazy hoses." WTF
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>>706853284
That'd be cool, hope they name it 'Oswald'
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>>706853154
Good to see a fellow kansasfag on here
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>>706853284
kek wills?
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>>706851060
We might witness our first ever live death on slash b
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>>706865206
I'm not paying $3 to watch a bunch of idiots being cam whores
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>>706871387
lmfao im dead
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>>706851060
Mfw i live in alaska and dont give a fuck
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>>706872760
Periscope is free. What do you mean pay?
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post more periscope links faggots
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u will be fine, just pray to jezuz
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>>706872838
Not in my country.
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This is whats coming for yeah.
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>>706853284
Hopefully this will happen, Florida deserves it.
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NOAA's website goes down right when they go to post a new advisory lol.
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>>706870869
what about non binary names?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX4X2I4HQ7s>>706873101
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>>706873101
Clown?
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>>706851060
>>706851060
go loot trumps place
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>>706851523
under my ubrella ella ella ay ay ay
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Someone needs to periscope from a small dinghy about a mile out
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>>706851060
Why don't we hear about hurricanes with names like "Hurricane Dick" or "Hurricane Shaniqua"
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>>706851060

so you're a nigger who wants to loot?
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>>706872907

Chanz thinks my posts are spam lemme see if I can post the links. Lots of people streaming outside
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>>706873514
How about Hurricane Moot?
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>>706873467
>trump
>florida


He lives in florida you retard delete urself
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>>706853958
Evangeline Lily and Courtney Cox had a daughter?
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>>706851060
If I found myself in Florida I'd want to gtfo even if there was no storm. I mean really; what's e draw of that fucking state?
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>>706873613
just post the end of the link
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https://www.periscope.tv/w/asW2qjFXTEVSZXhZYWdQamJ8MWdxeHZkclJPUGFHQvlwoE9dGxLZDrgLNrU8U0d7mwZHvBRLYmOXcdqdUgCI
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>>706853154
KCfag here. Not much blowing through, just brief storms and lightning. At least it's not a goddamn hurricane :^)
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This one in a car driving around

https://www.periscope.tv/w/asW2_DFXTEVSZXhZYWdQamJ8MU1uR25uUFhlUWVHT1Opz7inaOTsS0MZPHfIKu-tG0YRmG3e-01kHW0dZBCj
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>>706851060
Start stealing fucking retard
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>>706874295
Nigger detected.
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Also in Florida, what town, op? St. Augustine here :^)
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>>706874393
I live in texas.
Nigger if I had that oppertunity i would just break into apartments and steal.
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Fucking not letting me post this periscope link

We got sisters streaming in their house boys!!!

Search " ambercrombie " on periscope under people

Her and her sister are streaming

PIC RELATED
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>>706875093
post the end of the link
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>>706874725
{-}/
comrade i would too
and i live in jacksonville :)
what i expect to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtZXtzXnFUU
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>>706874658
Lives in the shores, evacuated to race track road. Good luck m'lad
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>>706874658
my advice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmc21V-zBq0
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>>706875676
Dude I know a ton of people in the shores, kind of. In Palatka currently
What High school did you go to? Maybe I know you?
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>>706876111
Pedro, 30. But ya dude everyone lives in the shores I think it has 3000 homes or something stupid high
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>>706864298
>Im retarded guys! Look at me!
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561 reporting in and I can confirm that it's fucking nothing....
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>>706873783
hey look at this guy.. he never lived where it snows.
lol
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>>706876377
Also Pedro wowowwowee care to chat? You don't often meet people on here living so close
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>>706851060
>I'm in Florida and I'm Not Going to Evacuate.
let us know what you loot
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>>706876667
ima loot the 6000000 jews' houses whose owners died
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what are you /flordiaman/ listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbAhn7iKLPc
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>>706874295
#BLM
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>>706871395
is that a second one coming in for BOHICA?
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mama didn't raise no bitch
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Oooh. You are so edgy, OP
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>>706851060
Are you doing any looting?
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Going to sleep? I was thinking about staying up to keep up with weather but im getting tired
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>>706877623
you can sleep with me if you feel scared
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Literally check nearly all periscope feeds, it's not as bad as the media is making it out to be. Seriously, the heavy winds are missing Florida and it's just a waste of time.

No one will die because of their stupidity.
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>>706875093
Her stream

https://www.periscope.tv/w/asW-JTFXTEVSZXhZYWdQamJ8MURYeHlMV29yZ25KTQ5eSUl9nWr3L_2GS98jVjGB5e4iffeeihbWbTUARl8m
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>>706878060
me gusta
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>>706877853
it hasnt made landfall yet. it wont until it makes its way up to volusia which is where my beachside home is and most likely wont be anymore when i return. the periscope fags have nothing to worry about because theyre just getting scraped by tropical storm level rain and wind lol. none of these areas have been issued manditory evacuations
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>>706877853
There is a guy on periscope driving down the A1A named Jeff, this is literally the road that has the beach on the right hand side. Nothing is happening.
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>>706878214
Could you give me the location on which it will hit hardest please?
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>>706878246
https://www.periscope.tv/w/asW-xDFwempNQkdwUHJPRWR8MVBsSlFlT2tORHZKRe93VY4gTpGchtzdP8nBOXfRkuHB8Da-PSO-VOMN9ijy

Link for ppl
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ITT: brainwashed fags believe in the hurrimeme
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>tfw literally no good streams of the hurrice on right now
>only one good stream fron earlier and it was only 3 minutes.

Get the fuck out there you pussies.
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>>706878214
Jeff is near Volusia, he's a storm chaser. Check his periscope location. He's in you're region and it's not as bad. Literally a meme.. Nothing will happen.
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>>706878425
>>706878581
Here, he's a storm chaser on the A1A. Everyone is evacuated this nigger driving around as if it's happy days.
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>>706878403
its gonna reck daytona beach and later on jacksonville beach on its projected path. this wont be until tomorrow morning.
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>>706878425
Anyone on his route that can run out in front of his car, or throw something?
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>>706878618
he literally just said it hadn't gotten there yet retard
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im just gonna go ahead and make a map for u dumb niggers the hurricane isnt even here yet lol
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Lads, it's just made ducking landfall, winds are high and waves are fucking atleast 7/8ft high

I'm like .4miles from shore. God be with me. Can't send me bck of this spic is dead trump
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>>706878425
Watching

Hope his car tips over

Heard the storm is just gonna touch the edge of Florida

>>706878060
GET THESE SISTERS BACK ONLINE

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THEM BACK ONLINE

FAPPPPPP
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>>706878214
Beachside nsb I probably know you anon.
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>>706879030
record it pussy
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Hey techfags! Ddos me, just got this new router. I wanna test it out!
172.58.168.45
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ORLANDO fag here. everything here is fine so far getting high and drunk before the power outage comes. feel bad for Jacksonville tho . They gonna get it the worst god bless
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>>706879226
Currently trying to get into one of the unlisted live feeds for the space center, anyone able to find one that's active? I want to see the storm surge.
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>>706879128
Fuck off faggot.
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Im just getting drunk. Orlando here.
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904 here. Ready to loot like Niggers
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>>706879128
>>706879373
forgive him for he does not know what he has done
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>>706879093
you evacuate? i ran off to alta monte springs
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>>706879508
>>706879226
Don't you be some neighbor of mine. I still wanna anon.
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>>706879726
Im in the East Side. UCF
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>>706879093
Wtf you still doing beachside. I hope you're elevated.
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It's ok you're going the die, but that's how Darwin would have wanted it right?
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>>706880156
Yes, Darwin predicted homicidal mother nature.
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>>706851060
What the fuck is that yard in red doing with that kid in the back there?
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i was playing vidya but my ping got 220+
fuck hurricane harambe part 2
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>>706864666
SATAN TRIPS
>CHECK
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Same lol, I've been through 3 hurricanes. I'm standing my damn ground.
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>>706864097
> Florida
> basement

Pick one
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>>706880581
Do you think this makes you sound brave? You know what real bravery is? Pulling the bloated corpses of children from the attics of submerged houses.

You're an idiot and a fucking burden on the rest of us.
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Whats the best stream to watch for this shit /b/?
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>>706880947
earth cam app for Android and maybe iphone
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>>706879872
Hope your place holds together if this hurricane actually hits. I've done work out there and a lot of places were shit wood cookie cutter buildings.
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>>706853775
Kek
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>>706880581
bust a cap in its ass to avenge me
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>>706870840
He never claimed he was going to deliver anything you giant asshat
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>>706851060
There ya go.
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>>706853775
i wish there was some legit footage from the storm
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>>706880888
Shut the heck up nerd
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>>706855569
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>>706881392
hasn't hit yet chill
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i'm in Miami and we didn't evacuate, shit was weak as fuck down here.

>inb4 it loops around and kicks our ass
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>>706856523
Are you fucking stupid?
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>>706881474
eye has already passed north of Miami and South FL
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>>706881749
Not disagreeing, but the EYE is the safest part. I personally hope Miami catches a big fucking punch in the cunt.
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>>706860113
>I bet you believe in global warming too, you fuck.
Go to the Netherlands and claim that there. Be a laughing stock. Stomme Amerikanen.
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you roll dubs and you camp in your back yard for the rest of the night.
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>>706881949
worst of the wind in to the northeast if the eye. they are scott free.
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>>706881667
I hope it does.
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>>706882121
cheque em
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>>706882208
Because its not literally spinning right?
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This hurricane was a disappointment, just like the people in Florida
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>>706865528
I win
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>>706882117
Why the fuck would i go to the Netherlands?
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>>706882240
Real classy, anon
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>>706882240

I hope you get AIDS
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>>706882421
Could only imagine where you're from.
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>>706851060
K bye
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>>706882480
Good, me too
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>>706880888
Damn you want to go right to the dark shit don't you.

Why would I be an idiot if I know what the hell I'm doing? I don't have kids, my house is hurricane proof, and the damned government is forcefully moving people out of the storm.

Didn't you hear good ol' governor Skeletor? Everyone moved their damn asses.
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>>706882340
the motion of the storm is spinning, but the concentration areas stay the same because it is close to the eye. watch the radar. The bands move, but the red areas near the center do not.
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>>706882425
Proof of global warming you ignore. Also no hurricanes.
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>>706882121
rolling
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>>706878214
Deland
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>>706882897
It's cool. I'm in California. Nothing to fear here
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>>706882977
Oregon here, I tip my bubbler to you my southern neighbor. Take a rip for Orlando!
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>>706882977
except liberal cocks everywhere
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>>706882977
Ah no wonder you're a global warming skeptic. Cali has crazy libtards.
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>>706883123
I'll take one for each city in Florida. And I'll do it outside in the 65 degree weather. i fuckin love global warming
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I'm working ride maintenance at Disney in Orlando.

They aren't letting us leave.
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>>706883160
No doubt. But theyre nothing to fear.
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>>706883160
Nah, they're all concentrated in San Francisco and Sacramento. Once those two go, we'll be free. This is coming from a sane californian that ISN'T sucking Feinstein's dick.
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>>706883249
There's no other kind, I'm afraid
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>>706878060
I want moar of these sisters
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>>706882977
Thought Cali burnt down. EARTH, FIRE, WIND, WATER, h e a r t.
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>>706859585
fucking kill yourself
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>>706883270
you'll like your job even if it kills you, hahauh!
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>>706877424
good ole trop storm nicole
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>>706883325
Sac isn't too bad. LA is worse and yeah, sf. I live near sac. Love it.
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yawn am tired. waiting for stuff to happen in fort Lauderdale webcam
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>>706856123
Geezus. We're already politicizing a hurricane? Can we at least wait until after FEMA fucks up and 1500 niggers drown?
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>>706883270
It must suck being a wagecuck
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>>706883360
I see them every year during the cannabis cup. You have a special breed of libtards.
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>>706883543
Sac's full of idiots. I'm in LA, we're a hell of a lot more sane.

Well, least neither of us are those libcucks up in Berkley.
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>>706883577
The worst is already past you...go to bed
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>>706883611
Nah still too many white folk.
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OC
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>>706871395
good ole' nullschool
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>>706883270
Go hide in the underground Disney bunker that I know you have.
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>>706883488
>>706883705
They locked us in.
Disney doesn't fuck around.
I'm using the daycare computer right now.
There are a couple dozen toddlers crying here
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>>706883419
Gooooo planet!
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>>706851060
Too bad that's a picture from Key West during Hurricane Charley back in 2004 you lying nigger
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Fuck you Matthew, you cost me so fucking much. Now I cant sleep in tomorrow. You fucking bastard. Why is life so cruel.
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>>706883270
A lot of businesses aren't closing either. Wawa is one that's staying open. I have a friend that's having to work through this right now, but they get time and a half pay. Hope you did too.
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>>706884227
The Goof a Loop just blew over and they want my crew to fix it right now
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Guys, how possible would it be for this bitch to do a 180 and walk into my asshole? I feel kinda blue balled here in Miami.
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>>706884315
Thats what you get for living in Florida
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>>706884227
what park do you work in?
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>>706884048
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>>706884648
very possible
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>>706884648
Depends how the high pressure system coming across the midwest right now sets up, along with the shortwave trough over the Dakotas. I give it 30% chance. Coriolis might work in your favor

Source: Meteorology grad student
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>>706863716
>basement

You have NEVER stepped foot in Florida before, have you?
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>>706860113
Are you retarded? Oh no wait, you're just a Trump supporter. lol
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>>706884588
The Minnie Nannies just said that 3 kids are missing. It smells like shit and tapioca in here
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You said it all. Your in Florida so no one gives a shit about you inbred assholes.
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>>706853284
>What if Hurricane Matthew merges with Hurricane Nichole

Matthews is going to do Nichole right in the Bunghole.
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If God exists, he's purging all the faggot/tards in that shithole
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>>706884889
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>>706883766
>sacs full of idiots
>im in LA
Not that other guy but holy fuck you're a retarded nigger.
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>>706884762
MM 22-42

Someone left a door open and they haven't found those kids yet
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>>706884886
fuck are you talking about...my basement works fine
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>>706884954
Seems you're missing a chromosome.
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>>706884770
>>706884048
some quick shitty work
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>>706885041
Yes, an email scandal in which nothing technically illegal was done is much worse than being accused of statutory rape, stiffing dozens of business clients for millions, lying through his teeth every five seconds, never paying his taxes, flip flopping like mad, and being an all around racist fucking cunt who speaks English at a 9th grade level. Good job. Go back to grade school and learn to compare and contrast properly.
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>>706885225
they found a kids rd d2 shoe
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>>706885432
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>>706875610
Me to.u dtf?Lets meet
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>>706885432
>>706885041

Have fun voting for an insecure and sensitive manchild with a micropenis and the intelligence and wit of a fucking stick.
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>>706885632
I will thank you.
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>>706885474
i swear every kid on this floor has shit their pants

smells like donald duck sauce and goofy burgers
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>>706879638
904 boooooooiiiiii
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>>706885632
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>>706885432
>Yes, an email scandal in which nothing technically illegal was done
Criminal negligence
>is much worse than being accused of statutory rape
Buh? Accused?
>, stiffing dozens of business clients for millions
Source on that?
>, lying through his teeth every five seconds,
https://youtu.be/-dY77j6uBHI
> never paying his taxes,
never?
> flip flopping like mad,
https://youtu.be/-dY77j6uBHI
> and being an all around racist fucking cunt who speaks English at a 9th grade level.
https://youtu.be/Y-H9BOIYhgc
> Good job. Go back to grade school and learn to compare and contrast properly.
You mad bronchoscopy?
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>>706885822
>>706879638

904 represent!
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>>706885554
this is a hoax, you mongoloid. Try researching a fact before believing it blindly.
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>>706885778
there are 5 kids missing now

wtf?????
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>>706885938
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>>706885862
WOOOO. Nice work brother
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>>706885978
Fuck off
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>>706885938
liberals are morons
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