k what's up with all this clown luring bullshit on the news? why is this shit happening?
>>706845847
Wondering this as well
>>706845847
there's even a map of most of the sightings people have seen since August 3, and recently I heard about some clown killing in Quebec, Canada
http://elitedaily.com/news/clown-sightings-map/1635358/
Yeah, it's apparently a thing now. People are dressing like clowns, committing crimes/just spooking people, even in broad daylight. Schools are going on lockdown or even evacuating (like the one near me) because there's people dressing like clowns. Its basically becoming like a new-age urban legend now though.
>>706845847
clowns are also associates with horror and thus linked with halloween. 50/50 says clowns creep them the fuck out.
>>706845847
Mostly because maggots from some marketing department (read: "you") keep pushing your bullshit viral marketing on our board in the hopes that /b/ will do your work for you.
Fuck off.
Also, sage
>>706846178
Killing was fake
i figure with it being October we'll be getting more sightings, but fuck i keep hearing they're residing in forests and trying to lure people in. Is this some new fucking cult or something?
>>706845847
>>706846178
>>706845954
>>706846382
What's that? Couldn't hear you over all the samefagging going on in this thread.
>>706846543
Oh shut the fuck up and get a new marketing plan.
We all k ow you're just trying to push that shifty reboot movie
It's all fake and being used to distract us from real news.
>>706845847
Irish lives matter
>>706846446
i checked the catalog and there were no posts and i've been working all day. I'm sorry your lazy ass has been on 4chan all day seeing this shit. Just discuss about it or get the fuck out
>>706846716
This is the second one in less than an hour, dumbass.
Go back stony ur marketing exec and tell him we're not doing his work for him.
Sage
Sage again
>>706846863
>>706846700
>>706846579
lol obviously i missed something in those past threads i was not online for.
Bait
>>706847046
>>706846967
>>706846931
>>706846863
>>706846700
>>706846579
>avoiding the topic
clowns detected
My brother's school notified him that clowns have been purportedly spotted nearby, and they contacted the authorities.
>>706847286
Yeah that's the same thing here, though. Like the school actually had to have an evacuation... Marketing stunt or not, that's going way too far.
>>706847004
Basically, a team from the marketing department at whatever studio is rebooting "IT" keeps spamming /b/ with copypasta shit about clown sightings. They hope we'll make it go viral, I guess.
Based on the number of copypasta replies that essentially say the same thing in every one of their threads, I'd guess there's either one guy with 5 or maybe 6 machines, or possibly multiple people with that same number of machines.
Currently trying to find out more about who works in their marketing dept, or if they've outsourced this.
>>706847395
so, this IS some kind of marketing stunt?
Not a cult or anything?
>It'd kinda be cool if it WAS a cult, actually. Make some new Spooky Spaghetti for /x/
but, yeah, it's really weird
>>706847631
Marketing.
Although, it does appear a few dumbness copycats took the bait.
I genuinely hope this backfires on those asshole. And after we get through docking them, we'll make sure people know who is to blame.
>>706847422
Thank you for clearing this up, and sorry if you had to repeat yourself to others. I haven't been on /b/ or 4chan in a while so I was genuinely curious what 4chan's opinion was on this matter.
there was a clown in my neighbourhood last night
i hear they're in a cult...
>>706847802
See this is the kind of weak shit I'm talking about.
Sage.
>>706847782
yeah, that'd also be fun I guess.
Completely ruin them.
I mean, if it's not a cult, we should at least get some enjoyment out of it, and completely destroy their studio's rep so they can never make a movie again.
And they've been posting it here, mostly?
Do they have no budget for real ads?
OP here. Sorry about the confusing coincidence lol. Didn't realize I was angering everyone with some shit thats been going on for a few days. Also didn't realize my Penny Wise gif triggered everyone since it was a coincidence with the "marketing plan." The gif pretty much sums up the nonsense with this clown situation.
>>706847895
yeah, doesn't even sound like that reply was legit.
Just pasted from a macro or something
>>706847631
I mean that's what everyone is saying it is, and it does seem suspicious; I mean it very well can be just a way to get people to watch the It reboot...? (There's nothing I know that says it for sure though.)
Though I think some dumbass teens are taking it to a whole new level, by joining in on it. Like people are actually sending threats to schools, and showing up on track fields dressed up as clowns and shit. I guess that's an unintended outcome of people copying the scheme, and it's actually kind of dangerous, since those threats are taken really seriously.
>>706848303
STUDIO DAMAGE CONTROL!!
NOW, I REALLY want to destroy their reputation, lmfao!!
This'll be great when we figure out who did it.
It's even funnier that this dude is worried he might've lost his job!
>>706848393
yeah, I could see that.
People are retarded and will want to get in on it. Even I was somewhat interested in the idea, but only theoretically; I'm not actually stupid enough to do it.
It would probably be an adrenaline rush. Like those dumbass YouTubers making pranks.
So, I can see the allure.
But, they're dumb anyway
i mean hell I was going to see the remake anyways without their bullshit scheme. I just know I'm not going to enjoy it.
>>706848533
>>706848393
>>706848152
The first question is:
Did new line cinema outsource this, or is it being done in house?
>>706848896
hmmm, why is that important, exactly?
Just to make sure only the person directly responsible for this retarded stunt suffers the consequences?
Why not just fuck them over globally?
>It was upper management that will have had to express support for the plan, so they're all at fault
You know?
there was a clown in my neighbourhood last night
i hear they're in a cult...
>>706846714
This.
>>706847162
CLOWN DETECTED
>>706849421
there was a neighborhood near my clown last night
i cult they're in a hear
>>706849826
last there was neighborhood near my clown a night
hear cult in a they're I...
>>706850041
>last there was neighborhood near my clown a night
>hear cult in a they're I...
>>706850041
a there near my night clown was last neighborhood
cult they're in hear I a....
Got this off my fb feed...a neighbor of mine saw it while walking her dog
>NOPE
>>706850170
>>was there neighborhood my near night clown last a
>>cult they're... I in hear a
on halloween night expect something big ;)
Its an IRL meme
>>706850577
TRANSLATION:
>some of you guys are all right. Don't go trick-or-treatign this year
GUYS......
>>706850577
muh dick and balls
captcha: johnson landfill site
>>706847422
bruh its going viral on its own the news is reporting on it. and they have been overheard luring kids with candy and shit. Also they are getting arrested all over the place. something is going on and the cops dont want us to know about it. Whatever it is, its not fake.
>>706851151
>Whatever it is, its not fake.
First: Some stupid viral marketing stunt
Second: Some tarded teens get in on it
Third: A few people playing off of it use it to support their pedophilia
Fourth: We sue the studio that came up with this idea, because look what it's done...
>>706851381
oh yeah
>???
>PROFIT!
>>706851381
too bad they never have to admit its real. thats what viral marketing is. but heres the thing why are they getting arrested all over the country? its not illegal to dress up like a spooky scary clown. I heard its cartel and they are going to something big to warm us up to the idea of being scared of the cartel since they are moving in.
>>706851381
The thought of a greasy clown licking a tight boy's abs doesn't get you aroused?
You'd be lying.
Was thinking it was a marketing stunt when I heard about this crap. So fucken stupid, I hope they dont make any money off the movie
>>706851706
If that were true they would be seen in areas where cartels are actually involved
>>706851706
>but heres the thing why are they getting arrested all over the country?
Disturbing people and the peace is a ... Crime?
And getting in on it now is even MORE of a crime, b/c it's freaking people out.
So, it's basically a lesser equivalent of dressing up as a Muslim with a briefcase while walking around the WTC Memorial on Sept 10.
(Well, notably less severe than that, but you get the point)
>>706851738
that's so fucking nasty dude.
There is absolutely nothing hot about anything in that sentence
>clown
no
>boy
no
>licking abs
no
>greasy
hell no
You such a faggot. Go to a sh0ta thread.
>>706852295
and while the dandruff/eczema-ridden clown starts licking that boy's tight sports body, his penis slowly starts to get erect under his track suit, making a notable budge. The clown's breathing gets heavier and there's a notable aroma of musky body odor like a locker room.
>>706850399
Fuck.
I consider myself a fairly tough guy, but if I saw this on a walk I might shit myself
>mfw this is happening in the uk.
How the fuck is it a marketing scheme when its obviously a bunch of nobodies bored shitless and got nothing else to do
>>706852524
>pic related
>>706852658
why? You a pussy or something?
As long as there's only one of them, I'd fucking bust their skull open with some hard heavy object.
And why would you NOT be walking around with a hard and heavy object in case shit shows up? You a pussy ass liberal?
>>706852943
you need to be clown-raeped m8
Well it's just fuckin come to NZ as well
It's a fringe Anonymous activity, not really sanctioned. It came up a couple of times in the usual place as a joke but our hands are full with other projects right now.
Someone obviously took the idea and ran with it.
Everyone is being baited by ICP
All you faggots are faggots
Its a cult
Clan of Lynching,Obsession and Watchers of the Night
CLOWN
soon you will meet your fate
![2011-gathering-of-the-juggalos-556[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TCz9qUL.jpg "2011-gathering-of-the-juggalos-556[1].jpg")
>>706853409
This is now a hot juggalo girl thread
>>706846446
Its only you who seemed to bring up that, so really you are most likely to be the viral marketer and not op
>>706853617
>>706852899
U.K fag here as well. Yeah its been reported a few times, more likely to be a group of chavs than some "marketing for some film" conspiracy thats been mentioned on this thread.
>>706854196
I can smell that pussy from here.
Who's down with the clowns?!
This is now a Clownpiece thread
>>706855531
>>706850399
Fuck off, Christ. Wow your aunt saw a clown in the forest and took a picture of it.
>>706845847
Internet meme probably started right here on 4chan in the old days, before the coming of you new fags. It's also probably linked to a bound to be shit awful viral add campaign for the new IT movie.
>>706855342
how bout now?
I'm part of the Not Clowing Around group, and quite frankly, a lot of it is to just fuck with people. We're starting to gain traction around October, but this was kind of the point, AMA.
>>706854196
moar
>>706852943
You've never held any kind of 'weapon' in your life unless your chode counts..scares all the bitches away that's for sure.
>>706855680
You're trying way too hard, newfag.
>>706845847
Dude just join along. It's fun.
>>706845847
Wait til Halloween, then you'll now.
btw some of you guys are cool, don't go out in Halloween.
>>706855743
jyjy
>>706855919
keep em coming
>>706845847
that is frightening niggers and sandniggers, basically non white people
thats why
yeah that seems totaly dumb, like most of the shits that come out of dark skinned people
>>706856143
sorry that's all I've got, although there is more of those two at the concert, and they have a third nude (or maybe just topless?) female friend with them
>>706855894
faggot, ripping off my joke
>>706850724
>>706855777
lol, eat a pile of dicks.
I clearly said if there was only one. I know I couldn't take on multiple. And I wouldn't try.
On the other hand, I don't go out much, but when I do, I usually have pencils, alcohol, tape, and at least 1 screwdriver.
If I was worried, i'd certainly take a small metal pole or mini bat or something.
Got some info for you lot..
1) Talk to them like a normal person, they're trying to scare you, that's the whole idea
2) Some of them ARE rouge the idea is not to hurt people. Carry a can of mace or tear gas--you don't need a gun. Faggot gets too close you fuck his shit.
3) If just talking to him works (they expect people to scream and run, not talk/be normal) they might think you're one too. Play this up and get him to take you to the hideouts they have in the areas they creep at. Then they will share the secrets.
Only in America would there be a fucking clown problem
That's also assuming that you guys will leave the computer..and will be brave.
>>706856498
>>706856498
>Water, fire, air and dirt
>Fucking magnets, how do they work?
>>706845847
Clowns, OP, are obnoxious little shits that honk everywhere and leave banana peels in the worst places. If you see one, throw it out of the airlock immediately.
Will come back and answer questions about the whole situation on Hallows eve. It's going to be great!
Hopefully one of you will take up the challenge and seek out the clowns!
>>706845847
I'll give you all the info you need anons
>The Purge: Election Year
![5779[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SHpO2Q9.jpg "5779[1].jpg")
>>706856562
I hate clownpiece so much
>>706856614
>That's also assuming that you guys will leave the computer
Why would we do that?
>Hopefully one of you will take up the challenge and seek out the clowns!
Well... You're here, so we sought you.
Now tell us whatcha know. We're not going outside; that requires effort
>>706856951
Eh, she's OK. My waifu is Cirno, but this thread is about clowns, so it's appropriate
>>706857092
But how ya going to get anything done without effort my friend? Something exciting is happening all around the USA and you are not curious at all? To put your foot out there and say you were something bigger than yourself?
People today have no drive or happiness anymore.
>>706851151
>Whatever it is, its not fake.
>2016
We're in the middle of the misinformation age. You still believe everything you read in the news?
its marketing for the new "IT" (the clown) film dumbasses
>>706857455
I'd more likely say it's this /b/ro. See below
>>706856933
>>706847422
> Thinks that big marketing departments actually give a fuck about 4chan
Are you retarded?
>>706857214
Well if you do play the touhou games Clownpiece will destroy you.
>>706857301
I know where that clown is from. I enjoyed that movie as a kid. Never got the chance to re watch it though
>>706845847
The new It looks fucking awful and you're desperately trying to drum up some hype for this before it bombs at the box office, gtfo
>>706857633
>>706856933
Double dub 33s, kek has spoken through my posts
>>706857301
>But how ya going to get anything done without effort my friend?
It's the year Ano 2kXX of Our Lord. We don't need to leave our rooms to get things done.
>Something exciting is happening all around the USA and you are not curious at all?
If they aren't a creepy cult or something otherwise paranormal, not particularly.
If they are, I should avoid them anyway, because I don't have supplies to get involved in some serious investigation unharmed.
>To put your foot out there and say you were something bigger than yourself?
I'm a programmer and scientist. Everything is bigger than myself. We going space one of these days, motherfucker
>People today have no drive or happiness anymore.
Because, where are we?
In Space?
No?
Lame as shit.
Learning psionics?
No?
Lame as shit.
So, why not tell us what it's all about?
I live in the fucking styx, and I'm not going outside to fuck with people I don't know
>>706853342
where are they at now. I had a feeling it was them but I don't know where they went, I feel like a lost puppy please help me find my people
IT 2017 NEW MOVIE MARKETING
ALL IT TAKES IS TWO PEOPLE TO START THIS
Because the media is trying to distract you from important shit like the US trying to start WW3
>>706857649
It's a good movie. Good film. Still sticks to my idea that clowns are just normal people dressed up. Most want to do good some do bad. Just the idea.
>>706857869
If I just told ya, that would be no fun at all.
>>706857912
It's never going to match Curry's performance. It's not possible.
Viral marketing for the new It.
>>706858093
>If I just told ya, that would be no fun at all.
Whatever.
If you're going to tell us on Halloween, I'm sure I'll be online. I'll try to look for the thread.
I'm hoping it's an old school Rickroll with a twist.
But not fucking bananas... Anything but that
>>706845847
it is clownlivesmatter someguy that is a clown actually made that hashtag
>>706858259
I'll be here unless something really crazy happens. Looking forward to it.
WHY HAS NOBODY POSTED CLOWN PORN? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
>>706858360
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/10/06/clown-lives-matter-peace-walk-planned-arizona/91659984/?utm_source=feedblitz&utm_medium=FeedBlitzRss&utm_campaign=usatoday-newstopstories
you guys remember seeing this rework of a meme
because it's funny
Most of the clowns that get arrested are pre-pubescent kids fucking around. It's just a hoax/fad of people that think it's funny, which it sorta is considering how it's blowing up, that go around terrorizing/fucking with people.
>>706858035
this
although they probably don't need clowns to distract people... the Trump vs Hillary spectacle is proving almost as distracting as the Kardashians to the masses!
People are happy to be fed their daily blue pills via Facebook and not question anything
>we're all doomed
>>706858621
lol did you really link all those pictures just to call me retarded? That shit is not clown porn you retarded faggot. This is clown porn.
>>706847802
Just quit your job and start yourbown business you poor wageslave you.
Also, sage.
They're just the new Slenderman. There should be a Slenderman vs. The Clowns movie or something, like Freddie vs. Jason.
>>706857869
>I live in the fucking styx
somebody forget to put those drachmas on your eyes, pal?
>>706859851
Lol, fucker, it works both ways, since I live so far in the middle of nowhere, it might as well be hell.
Bumb
Bumb again
>>706847802
Saw a bunch of high schooles at the beach not far from my place last Saturday night. They had a circle and doing some kind of candle light ritual, tried to not get to close with the clown business going on
>>706846714
Its primary purpose is to test how easily distracted Americans have become. Call it bobbing for idiots. Eventually it's going to be people shining laser pointers and directing them into large cardboard boxes.
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>>706846446
this
neck self op
>>706845847
OH, LOOK
IT'S THIS THREAD AGAIN
>>706846446
Loll yous two exchange
>>706857912
It's not marketing for the new movie cocksucker
Google "Wasco Clowns" from California this goes back to 2014
