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How do I cum?
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>>706822418
Haha you dont :3 Who holds for you?
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>>706822418
by taking ur gay ass shit off nigger
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>>706822418
dragon dildo in ur butt
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>>706823050
my mom
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>>706822418
Shove a dildo in and out your ass as fast as possible. If you do it right you will squirt
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>>706822418
By not being a complete faggot and taking that stupid bullshit off.
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>>706822418
I've cum in one, it's hot as fuck but it'll leave you aching the next day.
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>>706822418
don't, you dirty little cheater.
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>>706823132
And whats the story to that
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>>706822418
VIA ASS
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>>706822418
squeeze in a live caterpillar
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>>706822418
>>706823050
>>706823132
>>706823413
SAME FAG
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>>706822418
you dont
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>>706824027
I'm curious about getting fucked but I'm straight.
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>>706824229
moar

dat feel when you're past the hump and can't stop it
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>>706824542
try it, you might liek it
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>>706822418
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>>706824766
Think I'll s start with a plug or dildo and see if I like that.

Definitely getting a cage like ops though.
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>>706824818
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>>706824859
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>>706822418
Hang yourself. Seriously, you'll cream your panties.
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>>706822418
Put a vibrator on the cage until you cum. Pretty easy to do.
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>>706822418
you can try asmr hands free orgasm look it up on youtube
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>>706822418
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Hold it fag and post more pics instead.
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>>706825481
Cute cage. What one?

>>706825680
Think I need a plug like that. Not sure whether to shave or not though.
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>>706822418
heroine
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>>706825909
God damn how I'd love to munch on that perineum
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>>706826047
HolyTrainer v2, small tube.
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>>706822418
killing yourself
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>>706825954
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>>706826278
Niiice.
You have someone to hold you?
If not what gender youd prefer?
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>>706826047
buy silicone or glass
a T-end is more comfortable while sitting
shorter is better

shave if you want to record it
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>>706826047
>Not sure whether to shave or not though.
nobody lkes hairy buttholes
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>>706826469
the key is somewhere in the house

i think i'd prefer some dom guy over some chick cuz like honestly guys can dom your ass properly n shit
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>>706826792
Nice legs..
So, you like bondage?
>dom properly
Pain/abuseslut or also open towards lighter ways such as tender edging and the like?
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I will never understand this fetish, see a doctor about it. Tell him you had quite the hangover.
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>>706822418
Lather up the area with olive oil and pull on the cage, if needed use cold water.
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>>706826168
Think that's the one I want to get to. Though I'll start with a cheap Chinese clone of it.
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>>706827111
well these are my bdsmtest results

i guess u could call me an abuseslut lol
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>>706827416
these are the results i mean
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>>706826470
Thanks. Short, silicone with a t-end.

Glass is going to be super smooth, but I'd worry about it breaking inside of me if I used it as a plug! Could be ok with it as a dildo
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>>706826559
Am a guy. Don't want to finally get a girl to date and she be weirded out that I'm smooth back there.

I don't know.
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Anyone know how to shrink a penis?
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>>706827286
It's nice and comfortable, but I agree you should know your sizes and have some experience before buying because they're a bit expensive. Mine ended up costing ~£130
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>>706827466
pyrex glass doesn't just break, it's pretty safe
and the smoothness is unmatched
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>>706822418
Put a vibrator up against your cage, and fuck your ass with the largest dildo you have until you cum. Lick it up like a good girl.
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>>706827455
>exhibitionism
Ew, would lash out aggresivly if seeing someone cageflashing in public.

Ropes and mean positions would be fun tho fun tho.
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>>706828075
dont worry my exhibitionism is limited to wearing a plug/cage combo in public
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>>706828075
>>exhibitionism
>Ew

why?
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>>706827843
Uk? Where abouts?

And yeah it's a lot of money and I've not worn much chastity devices at all, so would rather know I like it before spending that kind of money.

Unless a sugar daddy wants to give me one :P
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>>706827869
Noted. I'll have to have a look. What sort of lengths and widths for a newbie?

Just want to slip it in and then go about my day with it in
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>>706827455
Link to test? Would like to post my results to
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>>706828744
East Sussex, land of the degenerates.
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>>706828917
bdsmtest.org
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>>706829007
Midlands, land of thugs and druggies
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>>706828830
thumb-size, a bit thicker
get multiple sizes and shapes
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>>706828279
Mh, having someone around, doing chores or going for a walk/having a nice day together with you in this predicament is a subtle but intense way of domming.
Espeacially if occasional references remind you of your condition.

>>706828449
Because arousement of public anger exists for a reason and shoving your fetishes into other peoples lifes is as annoying as standing at their doorstep at sixOclock to talk about Jehova if not more so as the latter can at least be excused by benevolent delusion.
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How long have you gone without relief btw?
What was your record lenght of chasteness?
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>>706829457

just got it yesterday, been ever since
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>>706827843
You are so thin!

I fantasise about being a sissy. But I'm a regular guy who could lose a few pounds. Surely you must be starving!
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>>706829633
Well , That longing needs to ripe some days tgen.
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>>706830500
Some people just have hourglass genetics, just as with thin and broad legs
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>>706830709
I just need to eat healthier and exercise.

Anyway, hopefully soon I'll be able.to move out, and get some butt plugs and a cage and start training myself.
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>>706831575
This thread is already dead
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>>706822418
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>>706827741
orchiectomy, hormones, atrophy, surgery and gaining fat are the only ways.
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>>706825481
i want to lick that precum
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>>706832350
Sauce pls?
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>>706830500
>>706830709
I'm actually a pretty healthy and normal BMI. I just have a low hip-waist ratio of 0.7, so it looks like I'm really skinny.
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>>706833515
Jealous of that. Much as I fantasise, doubt I could ever pull it off, even if I did shave completely
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>>706833827
I think it's mostly genetics to be honest. All I do is walk around or sit on my bum working at a desk all day.
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ey
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>>706834459
Gay? Bi?
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>>706834459
nice ass babe ;)
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>>706834656
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>>706835049
Leaning gay, but I wouldn't turn down an offer from a nice looking girl either.
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>>706835272

So bi with a homosexual tendency.
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>>706835272
Been fucked?
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>>706835243
So messy! How about I lick you clean? C;
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>>706835827
oh gosh
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>>706835725
Sure, if you want to label it like that. I don't tend to think about it.

>>706835785
Yes, by both genders.
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>>706836127
I'd be really slow and gentle, giving you little kisses while I taste your yummyness ;3
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>>706836169
I'm always scared about meeting a guy to get fucked.

I worry I'm only curious because I can't get a gf.
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>>706836321
https://youtu.be/_DDsl-6guFs?t=5s
MRW
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>>706827567
I keep it shaved, just say you shave your ass because it minimize the sweat and smell that comes with it. She will appreciate you for it too.
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>>706836169
Where are you from?
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>>706824871
I could watch this all day
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>>706836362
i wouldnt worry too much i have the same thing, wonder how many are all like that and never meet
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>>706836562
How do you shave it well?
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>>706837214
veet
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>>706826559
I've never seen a nicer butthole than this
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>>706837327
Cool. Just ass? Or do you shave more?

>>706837194
Yeah, half of me thinks I should of just go meet a guy and let him use me. I know someone who is willing to let me experiment and gently start, stop anytime.

But the other half thinks of the guilt/shame/etc if I did it
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>>706836169
Those legs are to die for
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>>706837541
i could understand that tho it seems like you are in a better situation then most

it depends where i use it my skin is super sensitive and shaving generally is very painful so just on the curvy / sensitive parts
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>>706837703
thats also totally not me in that one picture
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>>706836169
how did a woman fuck you?
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>>706838052
More!
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>>706838559
Strapon. She liked to be the dominant one in bed.
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>>706838559
>how did a woman fuck you?
Are you 12?
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You don't know how much I would love to fuck all your pretty asses.

Sadly, I'm a fucking virgin dom bear.

How do I even find cute guys like all of you? I would really love to have a sub twink to dress cutely, tease, humiliate and fuck.

How do I make myself interesting to you? What do you look for in a man?
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>>706833576
Cute, would like to see more
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anyone knows a link of a qt with charisty lock being fucked?
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>>706838876
>virgin dom bear
you dont go out there asking how you can be appealing if you're a dom
and you're asking to the wrong people man
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>>706827455
Where is this test?
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>>706838922
>>706838560
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how do you get your prostate to swell so much mine doesnt
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>>706826792
well...just go get the key....damn...
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>>706839708
nice hole doe
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What's a really cheap chastity device that's decent quality? I'm so fucking broke but I want one. Most of the cheap ones on amazon have mixed reviews or no reviews at all.

Also this is a beg post I guess, if anyone's feeling generous. I could private cam or something. I'm hairy though... but otherwise very femme body
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>>706840539
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>>706824542
im gonna soon. found a nice couple on craigslist to take my virginity. wicked excited
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>>706840687
eBay, as in used?? I never thought about that. I guess it's not too gross
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>>706840912
No, ebay as in cheap Chinese knockoffs. They're cheap as fuck and are good enough for short term wear and trials. Just don't get anything made of silicon because they're not strong enough.
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A real fucking kind of woomy.

Gonna post my OC in peace and go play some SRT.
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>>706841021
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rate me pls
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>>706841015
Really? I thought silicone was good. I actually had a steel one at one point (returned it and got my money back) but it was so heavy that it literally made my balls sag down so far that my cock could slip right out. I have abnormally big balls and they hang low naturally, so I don't think anything else heavy weight will do.
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>>706841210
Metal isn't great for everyone. Resins and certain plastics tend to work best in general though. Silicon has real problems just because it warps too much.
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>>706841156
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>>706841347
TY
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how do you get your perineum to swell
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>>706841156
nice ass, more? ;)
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>>706822418
Doesn't it hurt when you get an erection?
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>>706841700
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>>706840687
Cages hurt my balls alot.
I dont see why people like them anyway.
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>>706841719
you just don't get hard. cock strains against it, which is arousing, but not painful if a good fit.
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Am i fucked up? What do y'all think?
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are there any kind of harnesses that have both a chastity cage and buttplug in one apparatus? that would be great
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>>706841719
Depends on the fit. Some people find it painful, others just find it slightly uncomfortable.

>>706841795
You probably had the wrong size ring. It shouldn't be painful whilst flaccid, should be quite comfortable actually.
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Im a straight guy and after reading this thread i felt experimental. I curled up into a ball and cummed a huge load on my face... Am i gay? It tasted weard but not disgusting, got some in my eye.
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>>706842160
No Anon, that doesn't make you gay...
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>>706842160
Lol that you got some in your eye.

No, that doesn't make you gay. I've tried it too and never had any physical attraction to any male.
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>It tasted not disgusting
fix your diet desu
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>>706842160
You thought about dicking or getting dicked?
Anyway, curiosiy=/=gayness.
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>>706842589

>it tasted not digusting

Mine tastes salty/sweet.

Smells like coconut because apparently coconut oil is stronger than pineapple.

Even just regular faps are ahegao-inducing which is imo the best thing about assplay.
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>>706842160
Straight guys are so funny and afraid of catching the gay.
I see all of these constantly
>if i suck my own dick am i gay
No, that's just advanced masturbation
>if i taste my own cum am i gay
No that's human curiosity
>if i accidentally saw a dick am i gay
...
>if i saw a trap, thought she was hot, then realized she was female am i gay?
No, you had a lapse in perception.

>>706841976
This chart goes with this ass.
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>>706842134
Oh its fine when im soft.
But when im soft the cage is to big for me. And it doesnt reach all the way to the bottom.
And i mean arent you suppose to get pleasure from them? Ive seen people cumming in them. But how can you do that when your not hard?
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>>706842810
>female
Supposed to be "not female" my bad
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>>706829254
Moar like this?
Traps in bondage is my fetish and there's surprisingly not much around.
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>>706842821
Get pleasure whilst in chastity? That kind of defies the point of chastity. The term chastity comes from the word chaste, to abstain from sexual intercourse. The whole point is that you're not supposed to pleasure yourself whilst in chastity, but to deny yourself said pleasure. If you want a cage to pleasure yourself in a cage, then get a larger ring; if it's fine when it's flaccid you need to learn some discipline. Also, you can cum whilst flaccid, it's not like an erection is required for a ejaculation.
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>>706842765
Id like to cuddle the fuck out of a lean guy in chastity, can be clothed too, would just be really nice.
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>>706842821
you don't need to be hard to orgasm or ejaculate (which are two separate body functions, btw)

prostate stimulation will take care of one or both
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>>706839708
I'd pass out from all the cum I'd pump into you
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>>706843480
>>706843459
Ohhh. Yeah okay sorry i forgot about the prostate :p
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>>706844233
Well you can also pleasure yourself with your nipples or a vibrator on the cage, but whatever.
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>>706842589
>>706841976
What is this? An online test? Can anyone post a link?
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>>706827455
just did mine
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>>706844713
Can you link me?>>706844502
And good point. Ill have to buy some of that stuff
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>>706844818
sure
https://bdsmtest.org/
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Guess im a filthy normie.
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>>706845404
Thanks m8
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Curious lately and looking for a good trap to talk to on kik. Any takers? Convince me
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>>706845483
I just checked other results, looks like im the only dom here lol.
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>>706825909
DAT flexibility. So jelly right now
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