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which lucky anon is taking this beautiful squirrel home today?
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me
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>>706809636
This IS NOT an Squirrel
its an Capybara
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>>706809752
no, it actually is a squirrel
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>>706809752
Fuck you

I want this squirrel
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>>706809752
WRONG

It is a south american rodent called a 'Chiguiro'
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Fuck off loser fagots, it's mine
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>>706809926
that's spanish for squirrel
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I'm so lucky I bet I can get this in one shot
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>>706809980
No. In spanish, squirrel is 'Ardilla'

Source: am spanish
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i will love it and feed it a species-appropriate diet
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>>706809636
>squirrel
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come to mama
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Roll
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>>706809636
How in the hell are you going to mail me a squirrel? If I win I can't come and pick it up.
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I've always wanted to play with one of these. In the immortal words of Fred Durst, Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin
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yes
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>>706809977
Reroll for the chipmunk
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>>706809636
I had a squirrel just like him when I was a kid
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>>706809636
Time stamp or the squirrel is fake
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i will take it home and have anal with it
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fuckin roll
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>>706809636
But, anon. That's dolphin...
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>>706809636
Winnnn!
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You guys leave my fucking fur turtle alone!
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heh heh
you're mine squirrel
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Come to me fur turtle
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me pleas i name him bologney
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Rollis de Polis
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>>706809636
I wonder what you feed a pet squirrel
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I'm gonna ram my penis in its eye
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I need that squirrel
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>>706809636
Do want! Please
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>>706809636
WON!
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>sqiurele
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Blacks Ba dum tttsss
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step aside, squirrel is mine
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>>706810302
Reroll
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>>706809636
want that squirrel
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Monty you furry shit
get back in your cage
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>>706810266
This dude came one number away from rodent sodomization.
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Dave Grohllin'
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>>706810449
Teh Skurk ist mein
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>>706810302
Fur turtle for president
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I would like the squirrel
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>>706809636
Gimme Squirrel
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yes
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I wan da skurl
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Imma get this fuckin' squirrel
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sqrl plz

plz sqrl

thx
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Ravioli Ravioli give me the squirrelioli
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>>706810611
It's not a squirrel, it's a fucking fur turtle retard
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Gimme de Squirrel b0ss
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>>706810611
..Got dubs though.
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nah
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This Squirrelion
the evolved form of squirrel

mine
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>>706809636
This is bullshit, squirrel will not let us get 67.
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>>706810027
No. You're not spanish.

Source: am not spanish
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>>706810663
pls b0ss gimme de squirrel
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need a new pet
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>>706809636
Last try and I go back to rubbing one out
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>>706810724
Pls
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>>706810266
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I will win the squirrel and force my sister to have sex with it
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>>706809636
Last try and I go back to rubbing one out.4 real
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Goes in my butt
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>>706810788
Rast ro b0sss
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Roll dat shit
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>>706810877
Shieeet b0ss wa duh fook
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>>706810871
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winning the squirrel roll, right here
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>>706810922
Last roll 4 real this time
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>>706811000
trips
prepare your anuses
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>>706810984
FUK I WAN DAT SKURK B0ss
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Squirell is mine
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>>706811107
no

it's mine
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Squrl
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So cross to wiinink skurl icanfeelit; taste it. Dhjdhshshshhsbshskalsbshhss
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I rape children; I teach Pre-K
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>>706809636
Squirrel? Thought it was one of dem fat dogos
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bIG mAC AND CHICKEN NUGGETS
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Ez roll now give me it
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I'm high right now and I approve of this
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gron
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Squeak for me my squirrel, come home.
Roll get
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omg that squirl is fuckin huge lmao
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p sure squirrelsrent that big but what the h*ck, if its free....
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I actually work with these animals and they're not squirrels
they're a rare breed of alligator.

In order to get them to come to you, you need to roll 67 like this
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Im so confident of victory I already ordered a perch for it

now watch this roll
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El chuba capbra
I bow to your majesty!!
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>>706809636
roll
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>>706809636
check this 68
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>>706809636
Dubs get
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rollin for the squirrels motherfuckers
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I want that beaver in my beaver
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squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel
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i want dat "squirrel"
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I need it to make squirrel pie
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That crafty squirrel...

he's hiding in this cipher somewhere
let's crack it!!
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>>706812169
nice get
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need
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Thanks doc.
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not me
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am want
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can i eat that
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want
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squirrel get
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MINE
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if i don't get it i win
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roll
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of course i can
my power is divine
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This is fucking cursed
not one person can get 67

cursed I tell ya
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>>706809636
nice dubs though
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pls :|
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everyone type in the chat alex is a stupid squirrel
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rollerino
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>>706809636
I'll take it, but i'll move it to /int/
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alex is a stupid squirrel
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>insert beastiality joke here
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pompardadoff
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want !
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>>706813102
i can
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67 get
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roll
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Popleida
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Porpandei
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Squirrel I will love you forever if you just be mine ='(
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iskatioda
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ikladeio
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squirrel mine
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>>706809636
Rollin for furry rat
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opladopladai
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rawlin
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67!!111!
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kodrionakor
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soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveky velikaya rus'
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ROLLL I WANT IT
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here squirrel squirrel
come touch my butt
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iklodaiore
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holy rolly roll
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gib squriel nov
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orkadionara
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allahu akbar
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roll ^____________^
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Rollin for the armadillo
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I king walrus
you mine hedgehog
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rolling akbar
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ishallliveyetishalldie
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XDDDDDDDDD zozzle
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roll -
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kinderpinder
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i got it :)
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Roll for beaver
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iskadinadia
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premakridania
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IT'S MINE FUCKERS
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Sage
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This beaver is mine chaps
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com com squirel
ure mine
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LET ME HAVE IT :)
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albania
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hey guys progeria is not funny pls behave
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Roll for rat
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aplibobli
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>>706813584
More?
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ddd
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ardinodi
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>>706813883
>/b/
>please behave
autistic nigger
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Impossible to roll 67
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Yeh, got it
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>>706809636
mi lady squrril missis him :|
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>>706809636
Roll
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That's MINE
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Rollin faggots that squirrel is mine
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C
H
E
C
K
E
M
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>>706813943
you destroyed his ass, omg you're so badass
>>
ee
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34 get
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>>706814071
fuck off monkey
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get
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>>706813883thank you, because clearly people comment on /b/ to seek approval.
samefag.
>>706814055
>>
f
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Why 67 and not trips fag?
Roll for hamster
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yup, got it fags
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>>706809636
Cooooome ooon baby! Daddy needs to eat tonight!
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>>706814166
So close
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Watch this shit
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>>706814145
dude you're the best. sincerely
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GIVE ME MY FUCKING RAT
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>>706809926
Que decis bobo? Eso es un carpincho mogolico, aprende antes de hablar de sudamerica
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Aaaaaaaaand this time?
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>>706814145
FUCK OFF BASTARD
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67 get
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eez
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Wait for it
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roll
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Dada?
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Winner winner chicken dinner ↗↗↗↗↗ ↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗↗
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its mine :3
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>>706814145
you're soooo cute *O*
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ill be taking this
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check and kek
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>>706814405
doodoo
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Don't worry chaps I got this.roll
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FUCKING GIVE US A WINNER ALREADY!!!!!
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>>706809636
ah the magnificent river squirrel, ill be adding this to my collection!
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>>706809636
Give me that big rabbit
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ummaty qad laha fajrun
farqubi nasr almobeen
dawlat ul islami qomat
bi dima es sadeqeen
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Rollin . I'm gonna eat the little based squirrel
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>>706809636
look what you did
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I don't see a squirrel
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Bagabi laca bachabe
Lamc cahi achababe
Karrelyos
Lamac lamec Bachalyas
Cabahagy sabalyos
Baryolas
Lagoz atha cabyolas
Samahac et famyolas
Harrahya
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His name is Norm
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ALMOST
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I'm gonna fuck his ass.
Rollingo
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Gotcha! Squirrel has been caught
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Rolllllll
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roll
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roll
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>>706814866
Haha faggit
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gimme it
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Pls
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give us the fucking beaver now
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Rollingpin
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R
O
L
L
I
N
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I need this squirrel so i can be the first man to ever fuck one! Then when im out and about people will be like hey isnt that that guy who fucked a squirrel...
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>>706809636
>squirrel

pleb.

but fuck you i want this pigeon
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Gimme beaver
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>>706810445
What ARE birds? We just don't know.
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>>706815066
dubs but no cigar faggot
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A44ggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Rolllllllllll
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Looks like a dog to me, but hey what do i know? GIMME IT
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Maybe nobody is getting the squirrel because they keep calling it a squirrel, when it's not.

KOALA GET
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Kek demands that giraffe be mine
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>>706815046
I once fucked a chicken
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I win.
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>>706815066
Suuuuuuuuuuck shit! This is how you do it ^^^
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My new fursona
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Squirrel get↗↗↗↗↗
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gib
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Shit
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>>706809636
This Squirrel is judging you.
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Get
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roll, capybaras are literally the superior pet
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>>706815197
SWIM wanted me to ask you how it felt?
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GIB IT
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I wanna sex the squirrel
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Harambe
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>>706815333
Really good
>>
Roll
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SQUIRREL NOT GET
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Rolllll
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give me dat SQUIRREL NOW !
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Gimme rat
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Halt! This is PETA, you have been arrested for trafficking of endangered species. What say you in your defense?
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Hairy beaver get
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poop
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Squirrel get, faggots.
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Give me that leprechaun
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pls, give it to gabeN
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osteoporosis
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Rollin' for the squirrel.
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>>706809636
here is the 67
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sss
>>
I never get 67
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After 300 posts this squirrel became more valuable to me. Check the 67
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Sqgt
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I have one. Here it is with my biped doggos
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njkl
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Why
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if squirrel is get, op is gay
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Rollingpin
>>
6766767676767676767676767677667677676766666666666666666666666667777777777777777777766666666666666666667777777777777777777777766666666666666666667777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777766666666
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Jesus
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for me pls
>>
plz olo
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67
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Please
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>>706809636
gimme dat ssquirl
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n i g g e r s a r e f a g g o t s !
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The GET number 67 has been acquired by myself
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Please gook give me 67
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No dubs just squirrel
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Ez win
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I need this dogy
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Scroll
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pls !
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Penis
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I got dis
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Hey It's for my little sister pls
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Yep
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Roll
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If you don't move it cant avoid my 67 get
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>>706809752
You idiot, i want to have this ewok-maiden!!!
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>>706809636
i wanna win
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everyone who doesn't get the squirrel is a faggot
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No
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The things I will do to my squirrel
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Gimme dat skireel
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K
>>
Go
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>>706815899
chewy cock
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>>706815980
Welcome to the club
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Hry
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Faggots
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Wolololo
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want it !
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Corn is best served on tuesdays
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Weeee
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Catch em all
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dat squirrel is for me !
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love
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pretty please
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Squirrel nut zippers.
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My tea's gone cold. I'm wondering why...
I can't get 67
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I don't want a squirrel
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if 67 i kms
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Gotta catch em all
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Gimme da pikachu
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I really actually don't want a squirrel
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i'll take OP's mom instead
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I will kill myself if I get 67
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Dank a lank
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i deserve it ! pls !
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Fuk your stupid beaver.

Roll
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Thanks !
>>
car
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If I get it I'm killing it
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I have 6 dicks
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Floppy dog cock
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this game is hard
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I wunt dat squirl
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i bet there's only like 4 anons left samefagging to get the fucking winrar
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>>706816368
HahHaa faggot
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If I get it, I'm killing it
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Poo
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its a capybara you faggots. you've all been duoed.
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Is this on Legendary difficulty?!?!
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hot trap needs an squirrel
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god fucking dammit i got 66 and 68 4chan y u no collaborate
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for my cat pls
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>>706816468
>>706816368
kek
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>>706816468
FUUUUUUCK
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>>706816468
Gotteem
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Roll for squirrel noods
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my cat is sad
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>>706816581
I'm killing my squirrel
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Hello what are the rules of b ?
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Shit happens
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>>706816563
kek wtf anon...what is this catbro even supposed to do?
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:)
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>>706816663
We are on page 7
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>>706816563
Haha ginger pubes
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sad
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got it ! 67 for me !
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>>7068167
Mohammed was a squirrel
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want dat animal
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Can it grow weed ?
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>>706816801
it's mine u feggit
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Gimme
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now !
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>>706809636
Did really none won the squirrel?
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I'll take two
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>>1
Doing it for moot
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SOMEBODY GET THE FUCKING SQUIRREL
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>>706816671
rule # 1 you re a faggot
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Why has no one rolled 67..........
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Comment reply
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and the winner is .... ME !
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plox
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>>1 does Bruno Mars is gay
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>>706816967
WINRAR
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>>706816931
Who's moot
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>>706816967
WINRAR !
You win dat dog !
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>>706816967
A SQUIRREL IS GET
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>>706816967
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>706816967
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>706816967
Yessssssssdsss
>>
nice marmot
>>706816967
>>
>>706816967
FUCK YEAH !
>>
>>706817012
Also fuck you who's moot
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>>706816967
Winner winner chicken dinner
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>>706816652
Your cat needs a black cock in her anos
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>>706816860
>animal
its called food!
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>>706816967
Can I buy your beaver?
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>>706816967
Just b4 404
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67 get
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rip
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thread dead everyone go home
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>>706817191
Yep 404$
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>>706817261
Honestly?
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no one got 67 yet?
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>>706817385
Tit
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