Why do you guys keep making threads about me? I'm not a
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Why do you guys keep making threads about me? I'm not a fucking pedo
>>706793226
Yes you are Tarl
Oh, Tarls. I never know why I'm so fond of the running trainwreck/megabait that is you.
>>706793340
Quit bringing up the past!
ur
>>706793226
We know who you are Tarl.
>>706793226
Lies
just be glad i'm too lazy to shrink the piss drinking video to fit the file limit.
>>706793425
Yeah, I'm Tarl lol
>>706793433
bs
>>706793448
What do you mean?
>>706793448
Post it!
FAKE AND GAY
>>706793689
You're fake and gay
>>706793466
so, you know you're Tarl?
I bet no.
>>706793785
I don't know I'm Tarl?
>>706793812
maybe.
must prove it
>>706793448
>>706793848
>>706793977
Why does it always come out sideways
>>706793977
Be honest with yourself you do look like a child molester
YESSSSS Tari tell us tales
>>706794158
Tales of?
Tarl please show us either your penis or ass pls
>>706794189
Or both. I wouldn't complain about both.
>>706794188
sexy time
Tarl is really similar to Alec. Anybody remember Alec?
>>706793226
Original poster
>>706794189
>>706794227
What guys and I do, is our business, I don't fuck and tell
>>706794375
now shave it
>>706794396
Youngest you've had your penis in?
>>706794409
>>706794463
Ever?
I really hope that's his actual dick
>>706794536
Yes, ever
Tarl tell us why everyone thinks you are a pedo
is a timestamp too much to ask for?
dickstamp pls
>>706793226
You were Ben Affleck all along
>>706794568
I don't wanna say
>>706794672
Please?
>>706794582
Because someone said I was, idk why everyone believes it
>>706794589
idk, post your barefeet?
>>706794671
Cool
>>706794568
>>706794715
14, but I was 17 at the time
Are you big cums to your penis??
how do you feel about being a pedostar on 4chan?
Show us your penis. I'm a rape expert. I'll be able to tell if you raped little boys with it.
>>706794953
Kinda sucks to be honest. My friends and family know about it, embarrassing, couple friends stopped talking to me
>>706794741
timestamp pls
>>706795053
White devil
>>706795053
Soles too?
>>706795060
Yup. The sick fuck raped a 10 year old too. I know because I'm an expert. I already showed my boss and he's examining them too to verify. We'll be in contact with the fbi if he confirms.
>>706795053
>>706795198
Lies!
>>706795226
Did you literally write the date on your dick?
>>706795310
It was the easiest way
>>706793226
Can't you just leave the guy alone? Severe ocd much?
>>706795249
>implying
Show us your ass!
>>706795441
Implying I've never touched anyone that young
how much straight or gay porn do you watch a week?
>>706795475
This. ass pls
>>706795475
>>706795646
>>706795558
Gay, and idk, between 3-10 times a week?
>>706795934
That wasn't me, nice try.
Usually gay everyday multiple times. I'm also a fan of cheese pizza as you guys call it
why do u like gay sex? Titties are awesome
>>706795911
the absolute madman
>>706796083
I like children, they usually don't have titties
>>706795911
<barfs>
>>706796080
Not me, I don't like cheese pizza
>>706796167
and I don't like children
Do you regret raping
>>706796459
Everyone i've been with has been consensual
>>706795646
sexy feet
>>706796614
If you went to a hotel where they give you a complimentary adult for you to treat as your personal sex slave, how often would you have sex with them?
>>706796666
Get thee behind me, Satan.
>>706796759
a lot
>>706796788
ok!
>>706797032
Would you rather that sex slave be a male or a female?
>>706797233
Male
Why did you send this to a young teen?
>>706794801
OP, you accidentally typed 14 don't worry thought I knew it was 4
>>706797592
He wanted it?
>>706797649
MEant 14
>>706797809
Whatever you say OP, Your secret is safe with me.
>>706797809
Can you take another picture similar to >>706797592 but without pants or underwear
>>706797469
The twinky kind of male or a big hunky male?
>>706797912
Why?
>>706797931
Either, but if I had a choice, probably twink
>>706797809
Go drink more piss you sick fuck
>>706797959
Why not?
>>706798378
Because it's embarrassing, and someone will prob save and repost
>>706794375
Your dick is gross no wonder you have to fuck kids
>>706798419
Oh. I'm a bit disappointed... :(
>>706798605
I'm sorry, post enough feet and I'll get horny enough to do it, lol
>>706794801
Where im from thats statutory rape
>>706798684
Where I was at the time, it's not. There's a 4 year exclusion rule
>>706798679
Eh?
my god your eyebrows are very thick
>>706798968
Top view too?
>>706799159
I know, I keep thinking about getting them done
Lmao this thread got hijacked
>>706800021
Damn terrorists
> #DEATHTOTARL
Tarl, what does your voice sound like?
http://www.vocaroo.com
>>706800935
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ceopv9STqb
>>706801131
That was surprisingly average sounding. Huh.
>>706801232
What did you expect?
>>706801257
I dunno. You know how you read a character's voice in a book one way but then a movie gets made and once you read the book again you can't stop hearing the actor's voice? That. The old version of what I imagined your voice would sound like is gone, I guess.
>>706801356
Gotcha
>>706801131
u have a nice voice.
>>706801131
tell me you will love me and hold me forever please
>>706801526
Thanks
>>706801559
But I don't know who you are!
>>706801637
I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO TELL ME THEY LOVE ME DAMN IT
I NEED TO HEAR IT
I haven't heard it in so long :'(
>>706801765
Do it Tarl
Do it tarl
>>706801559
>>706801765
>>706801846
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IUrDut3g8S
Don't be so cold-hearted, Tarl!
>>706801932
yay thank u
>>706801973
No problem
>>706801932
That was nice.
>>706802015
I try to be nice
So what now?
>>706802295
Good question
>>706802295
Stop your pedo ways
>>706802750
I'M NOT A PEDO
>>706802802
I don't even know why people are calling you a pedo. WTF is that all about?
>>706802902
Somebody posted on here accusing me of it, and people started going crazy with it
>>706803036
Oh, that's unfortunate...
>>706803036
Must be hot knowing that all your friends and family think you're a pedo, huh? Don't you like the attention and exposure?
Have you ever experimented in bestiality, Tarl?
>>706803190
Not really, it's embarassing and I try to avoid seeing them
>>706803269
God no. What would make you think that?
>>706803363
N-neither have I... just curious...
>>706803436
Hot
>>706803036
Why did you say ALMOST all of your partners are consensual
Did one of you just call me?
>>706803115
We have a secial name for people like you...
Daddy
>>706803494
I'm gonna assume you just called me
>>706803689
What?
>>706803711
Someone called me, then you posted asking if someone called
>>706803769
No, someone called me and left some kind of weird message about 4chan
>>706803847
Someone called me and left a minute long voicemail saying nothing.
Where would I even get your number?
>>706803904
I didn't mean you specifically, I was just wondering if anyone in this thread was responsible for it
>>706804021
Guess that's why I shouldn't assume.
>>706803769
It was probably the 12 year old you put your dick in yesterday
>>706804155
I didn't even see any 12 year olds yesterday
>>706804229
but if you did you would have lured him back to your basement and fucked them? Is that what you are saying Tarl?
>>706804303
That's not what I'm saying. That's disgusting
>>706804303
My basement is filthy
>>706804408
I believe you, Tarl.
>>706804408
Tell the truth Tarl, you can trust b/
>>706804435
Glad someone does
>>706804455
12 is too young. They'd have to at least, age of consent
>>706804303
Thats fucking sick Tarl, why would you do that?
>>706804303
I knew he was a pedo
>>706804516
I don't do that. My guests come over willingly Thank you
>>706804579
How do you get 14 yo boys to come over willingly? Im curious
show us your nipples up close tarl
>>706804681
That's private
>>706804766
PEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDO
>>706804820
I'm not a pedo!
>>706804698
>>706804869
Yes you are. You admitted you get 14 year old boys to come over and fuck. You are a pedophile
>>706804869
I remember a post a couple weeks back where you said "ask a pedophile anything"
>>706805107
I never said we fuck. And pedo is prepubescent
>>706805191
Then it wasn't actually me
>>706805073
thanks tarl
>>706805274
No problem. Why did you want that?
>>706805323
bcause i want to suck on daddys tit and drink that unfy unfy fetish milk ;;;)
>>706805382
Jesus...
>>706805382
Lol. Ok then. Enjoy I guess
>>706805382
>bcause i want to suck on daddys tit and drink that unfy unfy fetish milk ;;;)
>>706805382
what actually the fuck
>>706805073
male nipples are fucking useless. the more I think about it the more it pisses me off. why the fuck would we even need nipples, like, if they don't serve a purpose, why are they even there?
How does this make you feel, Tarl?
I honestly don't care about your story or any crimes you allegedly committed I'm more entertained by the idea of a real person being named Tarl. Its so retarded that it is hilarious.
>>706805588
probably to make it easier for the body to develop in the fetal stage, no need for big changes
BORED
>>706805801
Turned on
>>706805883
Well it's my real name
>>706805969
Please continue
ALSO BORED
It is commonly believed that foot fetishes happen because the area of the brain responsible for detecting shapes and objects is also responsible for sexual arousal. Synapses get mixed up, and BAM. Foot fetish.
feet4tarl
>>706797912
this pls
Is Tarl still there?
skikes is an amazing human being
earth to tarl
>>706805883
Top kek
>>706806771
I'm back.
Sexy pics guys. Keep it up!
>>706807063
Where were you?
>>706807100
do it tarl
>>706797912
>>706807227
Had to run away for a minute, someone showed up at the door
>>706807227
I was feeling a 12 yo penis
>>706807312
Was not. And like i said, that's icky. Post-pubescent only
>>706806717
Love this one!
>>706806425
Lovely
>>706806625
This pose is so fucking hot
>>706807283
>>706797912
do it tarl
>>706807719
oh shit tarl did it
good job tarl
>>706807741
Fuck!!! So sexy
>>706807789
Thanks, I guess. Do I want to know what you're gonna do with the pic?
>>706807827
Make a post about you being a pedophile
>>706807827
Nah, I'm not that kind of person. Not even going to download it
>>706807964
Surprise
pick up the phone tarl like wtf
>>706808015
Why? That's why there's voicemail
>>706808015
>>706808059
Or texting
>>706808059
listen to it
>>706808149
I literally laughed out loud
>>706808190
Oh good! I was afraid you'd call the popo
>>706808292
I wouldn't call the cops over phone harassment, too easy to block people if needed
>>706808292
He can't call the popo. There is an outstanding warrant for sexual misconduct with a minor
>>706808338
m e s s y e s s
>>706808351
I don't have any warrants
>>706808190
What did he send you? I wanna laugh too!
>>706808437
Bullshit
>>706808190
>>706808450
same. vocaroo that shit
>>706808450
>>706808516
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OoCJztL5Ug
>>706808566
KEK
GG ANON
>>706808566
>your betch
>your BETCH
>is a HOT MESS
lost
Tarl William Sargent, 23, of the 1600 block of Cove Court, was arrested at 9:13 p.m. in the 300 block of S. Washington Street and he was charged sexual misconduct with a minor, police said. His bond was $12,000
>>706808566
>it's 9:30 and I'm watching Law & Order SVU just like a caucasian
>>706808779
Isn't it wondeful!
>>706808824
That was expunged!
>>706808887
Apparently not, and proof that you are a PEDO fuck
>>706808824
Lies!
>>706808566
oh my god
>>706793226
>be me
>go on /b/ during lunch at work
>see rule 4 is broken
>be surprised nobody is banned
I'll see if I can find anything else on him
>inb4 b&
>>706809126
can you literally not; we're all having fun
>>706809037
Great isn't it?
>>706809249
probably the funniest thing I've heard in recent memory
>>706793433
Lol I used to live in naperville
>>706793226
OP pls jerk off and cum
>>706809126
>>706809227
I found a NY address...
>>706809020
Which is it? A lie or it was exponged?
>>706809352
Where abouts?
>>706809396
Already did
>>706809406
Used to live in NY
>>706809406
What's the address?
>>706808566
>You know, I'm just sending this message to you -- and I don't care if your little girlfriend sees this; tell her I said, "Hello," -- and, um, it just dawned on me that I think you're so disrespectful to ask me...who am I throwing my pussy at because, well, when you had it, you couldn't keep it. You wanted to go put your dick in that bitch, every night at 12:30, and hurt my goddamn feelings. Well now I'm single, and, well, look...I've upgraded my lifestyle...I'm living like a caucasian -- girl, it's 9:30 and I'm watching Law and Order: SVU, just like a caucasian. I'm going to go to bed at around 11:30 and I am carefree. Uh-huh. Girl, I was putting steak and potatoes in yo ass every night, but you don't want that, do ya? You want ramen noodles and a mattress on the floor, mess yes. We're done here; officially? Yeah? FYI? And your bitch -- your bitch is a hot mess. I wish you both luck. Thanks.
I transcribed it into copypasta form for your shitposting pleasure.
>>706809406
>>706809493
Also found his Amazon wishlist
wishlist/2MFTB5PUOOBEP
>>706809691
jesus, we're not doxing here. we're just lounging around, trading foot pics, leaving messages, it's all light hearted around here. don't ruin it
>>706809691
lol, forgot about that
>>706809691
Are you gonna get me something?!
>>706809792
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>706809914
You know, I'm just sending this message to you -- and I don't care if your little girlfriend sees this; tell her I said, "Hello," -- and, um, it just dawned on me that I think you're so disrespectful to ask me...who am I throwing my pussy at because, well, when you had it, you couldn't keep it. You wanted to go put your dick in that bitch, every night at 12:30, and hurt my goddamn feelings. Well now I'm single, and, well, look...I've upgraded my lifestyle...I'm living like a caucasian -- girl, it's 9:30 and I'm watching Law and Order: SVU, just like a caucasian. I'm going to go to bed at around 11:30 and I am carefree. Uh-huh. Girl, I was putting steak and potatoes in yo ass every night, but you don't want that, do ya? You want ramen noodles and a mattress on the floor, mess yes. We're done here; officially? Yeah? FYI? And your bitch -- your bitch is a hot mess. I wish you both luck. Thanks.
>>706809602
None of your business
>>706809602
>>706810134
1030 Route, Tully, New York
>>706805382
DELET THIZ
>>706810188
Been a long time since I lived there
>>706801131
lmao u sound like afuckin pleb lord
>>706810255
What kind of pizza do you like?
How about flashbangs to go with it?
1673 Cove Ct
Naperville, IL 60565-2476
>>706810310
I guess I do
>>706810391
What's a flashbang? and don't order pizza, that trick's over done
you look like BJ Novak's autistic brother
>>706810457
Just wait for the party van
>>706810619
haha. just leave me alone
>>706810699
But that's no fun
>>706810749
What did I do to you?
>>706808566
>It just dawned on me that I think you're so disrespectful to ask me...who am I throwing my pussy at
HOLY FUCK
>>706810699
Why would we possibly leave a pedo fuck like you alone. Prepare yourself...probably want to fry that HD
>>706810856
Why is that question relevant?
I'm just an asshole on /b/
>>706810943
I've been able to recover files even after DBAN.
Tarl is fucked
>>706810943
I'm not a fucking pedo; and there's nothing on my HD that would make me need to fry it
>>706811027
Doubt it
>>706811034
How many gb of CP do you have?
>>706811027
>>706811082
You'd be surprised what actually gets left
Damn it this thread was going so well ;_;
>>706811085
None
>>706811217
I had been enjoying myself
>>706811219
Prove it
>>706811217
it peaked with the voicemail
>>706811304
Don't need to. Don't care what you believe
>>706810619
LMAO DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>706811357
Have fun with prison showers
>>706811426
I will when I get home. For .08 BTC, I'll do it within the hour
>>706811329
The voicemail was pretty good. I was assuming it was an ass trying to harass me again
Tarl, you're a piece of shit pedo. The worst part is you don't even realize it, the worst kind of pedo.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CGMO0teHOE
>>706811715
I am not a pedo. I don't have cp, I don't look at cp, I don't lure kids over to my house, and i don't molest anyone.
>>706808566
10/10 A+
>>706811875
Prove it
Also, timestamp
>>706812100
he already posted a timestamp christ read the fuckin thread buddy
>>706812100
Prove I don't have something, and that i dont't do something?
>>706812198
Yes. You'll have to in court anyways.
>>706812477
Why am I going to court? Didn't do anything
Well you wanna know why, do you really wanna know why? Just like how I wanna know why "American" brand companies keep selling and are owned by foreign countries?
Tarl how many pizzas would you like? You say your having a. Children's party? Ok I will order 10 pizzas for you
Is Tarl bisexual?
>>706812651
No pizza, thank you though
>>706812824
I identify as gay, though I could be categorized as pan I suppose
>>706812651
il take 50 cp pizzas for all my youngens!!!
Y'all leave the gaypan alone :(
>>706813121
Thank you.
>>706813121
>>706813290
>not realizing he's being made fun of
>fucking newfag
>>706813641
I actually wasn't making fun of him.
>>706813641
You may mean it as an insult, doesn't mean I perceive it as one
>>706813686
Again, what kind of pizza do you like?
>>706813686
dikboy cheese!
>>706811875
Bullshit, you even admit that you like 14 yo boys in several different forums
>>706814046
I have not.
Tell us about the best relationship you were ever in, Tarl.
>>706814089
Yes you did, even earlier in this thread, and then when you posted a few weeks ago "ask a hebe anything" with your picture and timestamp
>>706814245
That was a long time ago, I was 17, that's not current. And I didn't do a ask a hebe?
>>706814245
What is a hebe?
>>706814349
You are a fucking psycopathic pedo freak. You did make that thread.
Keep you hands off little boys
>>706814567
Ask Tarl, he clearly explained it in the last thread
>>706814603
I'M NOT A FUCKING PEDO
>>706814682
Why don't you explain what a hebephile is again please
>>706814567
>>706814786
Some attracted to teenagers.
Thread is going to die!
>>706814682
ra8ping pedo!
>>706814349
You said that you get 14 yo boys to come to your house willingly earlier itt
>>706814919
I don't rape, and I'm not a pedo
