Waifu claiming thread.
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>>706774882
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>706787734
24 hours isn't enough sometimes. I try to sleep as little as I can, beat the statistic of spending a third of our lives asleep :^) I'm aiming for a quarter
I know, I'm slowly moving past it though. The chill of heresy has entered my soul now though and I never know when it will return
>>706787855
We're all robots
>>>/r9k/
I hate this place so much
>>706787894
How are you doing today?
>>706787934
The Nui Wars are commencing?
>>706787937
These people make me want to kill myself
>>706787953
I love the Kyoubot
True Claimu!
Mine
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
still here
and
>>706788007
im no synth
Cirno claimu
>>706787656
Oh yes. Yes, indeed.
>>706787496
You're a chumpanzee and my son. :^)
>>706787734
Yes, having everything done is always nice.
I suppose it's good to have.
>>706787857
>spudr kill fly, flies are annoying
I hope so too.
Dead Rising really is amazing.
>nice dreams
I rarely dream. And if I do, it's weird shit like today, where I pooped in a urinal and sexually assaulted girls at my school. :(
Hopefully one day I'll be able to dream of Shiro. I think I need to start practicing lucid dreaming so I can do so.
>>706787857
>pet toad
I would love this actually.
>>706787937
Then it doesn't count. Unless you're like my old man and drink some brandy afterwards to "clean the cup".
>>706788007
That doesn't sound too healthy for you though. And even if a day feels too short I still love sleeping.
Poor Alice, can I know who's the candidate?
>>706788085
Did someone ask for a synth?
>>706788275
what a dirty heretic~
>>706788085
I think they would refer to me as a cyborg...
>>706788094
Good morning Cirno, how are you doing today?
>>706788252
I really hope it never comes to that. Did you just assign that as an alarm sound last night? I'm sure you'll get very tired of it
>>706788275
I don't like sleeping, I don't sleep well so I have no interest in doing it for a third of my day every day. Even a quarter seems like too much
Mashiro Shiina
>>706788007
Do it, no balls
Bet you won't :^)
>>706788252
Whoa
That's like
Fuckin' mean
>>706788275
I never tried a brandy before
Maybe that'll be my next purchase :^)
Quick. Name best Tsundere.
>>706788007
I'm good. Playing the cancer that is LoL. How are you?
>>706788047
Foolish one, that's clearly mine!
>>706788252
>frogs and bug spray exist
Wait, what? how would a dream like that even occur? that sounds sad and scary.
You best learn to do that as soon as possible then.
Claiming the best girl
>>706788510
>>706788480
Out of the top of my head Asuka or Taiga
>>706788480
>best
>Tsundere
>>706788275
they think im a robot
>>706788448
good for you but im not a bot
>>706788572
best trope tbh
>>706788448
I had the alarm previously, but stopped using it. Not because I got tired of it.
And no, I doubt I'll get tired of it. It's nice and stuff.
>>706788479
Sorry. Please do forgive me.
>>706788480
I don't like tsuns at all, but Kaori is pretty good.
>>706788539
>eh, sure
I really don't know how it happened or why. It was pretty scary and sad.
I'd really love to dream and spend time with Shiro.
>>706787334
Not too bad, yourself?
>>706787438
>>>>Syndra
You must be mistaken.
>>706787470
You'd be equal with Kyoubot for Best Robot if you were one!
>>706787706
Icy McIcerton!
>>706787857
I kept asking you to have your Nuis do my laundry.
>>706788480
Caska Casval
Best Husbandos claimed.
Things are only getting better
>>706788479
I've tried a few times, but I decided I really didn't have a reason to go through with it
>>706788510
I'm doing okay I guess. A little bit tired though. Why on earth are you playing League of Cancer?
>>706788609
:( it's nothing to be ashamed of
>>706788718
It sounds like I'd want to kill myself
>>706788767
That's good to hear. What happend Chen?
>>706788480
Me :^)
>>706788718
>
>>706788632
This
>>706788539
Nope, Nuis belong to me
>>706788853
>
>>706788844
Jeez. It's not that bad.
>>706788756
id rather be tied with worst person
>>706788844
well im not one
>>706788718
Well whatever the case i hope you can have positive dreams once more.
>>706788857
It's more likely you're a filthy liar!
>>706788756
I'm doing okay. Woke up a short while ago, going to school soon.
>>706789111
Nice trips. They confirm you're the real Nui.
I really hope so too.
>>706788539
>>706788857
We need some sort of showdown. Nuilympics! No, the Nuite
NU I TE. NU I TE.
>>706788980
Even Mario cries on Rainbow Road
>>706789011
... is it really that bad? I was just taking the piss, not actually trying to be hurtful.
Well, I should be heading off to school now. Hope you all have a fantastic day.
I need to leave, laters.
>>706788252
>.gif
>>706788390
Hey you've been posting more Asuka than Togame lately.
>>706788448
I like it because of dreams and their meaning a lot too. I'm a bit natural when it comes to lucid dreaming.
Oh that blondie, she is a cutie, we used to have a claimer of her at some point.
>>706788767
Hey Jerk. I hope your day is shining as bright as mine.
>>706788844
>
>>706788980
lolrip
>>706789292
Bye
>>706789321
See ya later~
>>706789185
yes the worst thing is to be a robot
>>706789321
>.gif
It's because it's a frame of a gif I have.
>>706789147
Was there any doubt to begin with?
>>706789292
Alright, see ya, Shiro!
>>706789185
The what? surely you jestin, she was mine and always will be!
>>706788980
It would make me want to kill myself. More than I already do
>>706789292
Later Shiro
>>706789321
I don't really dream much. Mostly nightmares, which is why i don't like sleeping
She really is. I watched the anime and I had a real hard time. I had to watch it slowly
>>706789350
What
Has anybody seen my waifu?
I seem to have misplaced mine.
>>706789111
No lies only loves. My wife.
>>706789147
>>706789449
Trips confirm nothing. Is my Nui.
>>706788766
Noooooooooooo!!! H-How dare you...I guess I'll take gigan then..
>>706789389
Oh. Well, I simply meant you were here all of the time, so you never sleep, so you must be a robot. Not that you were incapable of human emotion or understanding others. I didn't mean you were an R9K robot.
>>706789449
Sounds like you don't think your love could prove best in a contest. Shamefur dispray.
>>706789451
If it's not too difficult to talk about, what are your nightmares like?
>>706789562
Look on hachichan
>>706789625
>trips confirm nothing
You must be new.
>Megatron Claimed
Wusss poppin /b/?
>>706789633
Hail to the King..... Ghidorah.
*Extremely audible snicking sounds*
>>706789771
i sleep when you arnt here
カラミチーマス
>>706789771
>You must be new
>>You must be nu
Opportunity missed. Shamefur dispray.
>>706789771
True love > trips
Emi is best katawa, also claimed.
>>706789625
L I A R
>>706789771
Oh, i could prove it, i just think it'd be unnecessary as he'd fail pretty quick.
>>706789852
I'm not trying to be rude, but what is your waifu from?
>>706789830
I can't hear you from being so much more superior then you.
>>706790089
Nice feet
>>706790029
>Re: ゼロから始める異世界生活
Don't be stealing her please
>>706790029
>not using iqdb
>googling a thumbnail
>>706789925
There is no failing, I'm 100% certain she's mine and always will be.
>>706790227
Well you're very likely to be dead wrong then!
>>706789903
>True love > trips
Trips is a fireman.
>t. Esdeath
>>706789925
>passive future potential tense
Mmm hm. Sure.
>>706790123
Why thank you but that's not my final form
>>706790373
Are you kidding me? They turned Ghidora into Frieza-Cell?
>>706790089
He was only a real threat with Gigan babysitting him.
You were only able to put up a fight after you turned into Ghidorah.
>>706790366
You should never have doubt.
>>706790441
It's Kaiser Ghidora from final wars, there's been a few versions of Ghidora especially in the mothra trilogy. I'm just excited for King G in Godzilla 2
>>706790494
Kek yeah tbh I prefer king G overall. But like i said I'm pretty hyped for his appearance in Godzilla 2 and see his new sexy design
>>706790306
Not at all, there is no doubt in my mind she's with me!
>>706790507
I don't care. You two can fight over your weird-haired monster from a thoroughly mediocre show. There's a reason Kill la Kill references La Fillette Revolutionnaire.
>>706790610
This was me responding, except for the "kek". I knew there was Mecha-Ghidora, as well. I hope the continued Godzilla series does what the old men-in-rubber-suits could not in terms of epicness. I still have Godzilla vs. Mecha-Godzilla on VHS.
>>706788844
Hey, nothing special, just found a way to buy some werd in my campus. It will be a nice thing.
I also moved out with some close friend
How are you?
>>706789321
Hello, yes, it is.
Is really going well.
How fast would one have to be going in a car for there to be no chance of survival?
>>706791029
Depends on the car.
>>706788844
I don't know why I started playing it again
claim
>>706791127
Play something else?
>>706790783
You must be delusional, she's mine!
>>706790863
>Weird haired monster
>Coming from the weirdo with horns
And i'll have you know she's an angel!
Also, you seem to care very much, as you're the one who brought up a contest, and it was i who said it was unnecessary, therefore rendering all your statements useless!
>>706791084
An old Mazda convertible from the 90s.
Best type moon claimed.
>>706791169
You two's images limit the thread.
>Suika
>>706791270
>didn't see the double ahoge
Are you okay Makoto?
>>706791314
Hi
Ice Cream, will it lube?
>>706791403
Hi ded, got those Cigarettes from the store yet?
>>706789771
Usually just things like bodily harm to me or my family, house burning down, being tortured, overall unpleasant stuff
>>706790822
Good morning Shizuru
>>706790912
That sounds good. I never got into that werd culture, but when it's legalized here in Canada
Moving in with friends is something I wouldn't want to do. I don't think they would like me very long
I'm not doing too badly, sitting in class half paying attention and half paying attention to the thread
>>706790863
I think you mean perfect hair actually.
>>706791169
No delusions here, just Nuis. She's more of a devil tho. A perfect devil.
And pls don't be mean to cuties just since her husband is a rude dude.
>>706791270
My Miata is really fun but the things a damn deathtrap.
>>706791400
Less than optimal I guess. It'll blow over.
>>706791589
Say an RX7 then. A bit bigger than a Miata.
Mako claimed
>>706791498
Not even half way through.
Do you still have that pass?
>>706791651
Any convertible of that era is pretty much a deathtrap.
>>706791315
We always have a new one.
>>706791589
The devil was an angel though.
Well talk shit get hit m8.
>>706791656
Hello! how are things with you and your discord now?
>>706791651
If you don't want to talk about it, and were just being humorous, that's okay. Since you said that it'll blow over, I'm assuming you're not going to actually crash your car (despite its idiosyncrasies).
>>706791763
Perfect. Thanks.
>>706791858
I made a new account
>>706791919
Just like you~
>>706791901
>>706792014
I think I was being humorous. Most likely. Assume I was.
>>706791711
Yup
>>706791958
Oh, that's good i guess, shame you couldn't get the old one back though.
RIP AND TEAR
marilla cuthbert all other hoes can fuck off
>>706792046
Makoto ...
>>706791858
Well she's my devil/angel.
>>706792033
You take a 180 with that statement right now!
>>706792136
Yes Booki?
Oh God. I left this too late. Was too busy building an awesome character concept for Pathfinder.
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
>>706787953
I really think you have nothing better to do other then be a weeb
>>706792314
Why do you like that girl?
>>706792314
Roll
I have claimed my waifu before these threads are even made!
>>706792387
than*
>>706792157
Nah, she's mine.
>>706792314
7 pls.
>>706792438
REROLL.
>>706792470
GIVE ME THE 7 ASAIN MOOT
>>706792514
DAMMIT JACKIE 4CHAN
>>706792422
I'll let you keep your delusions while I keep my Nui. I need to snuggle her so I'm off here for now.
>>706792314
What is this? We are rolling to get you drunk?
...
Boof your next drink.
>>706792583
Nah, one last roll.
>>706792239
You're worrying me.
>>706792314
Roll.
>>706792632
A single drink. 30 ml nip for bedtime.
>>706792692
re-roll
>>706792314
Roll
>>706792612
Whatever you say, liar.
Goodnight!
>>706792656
Oh well. I tried.
>>706792660
No need to be worried about me Booki.
>>706792722
I pick 7 :^)
>>706792314
Get drunk
>>706792773
But I am.
Just like you don't need to be worried about me.
>>706792239
I'll take a 360 with that statement. If I take a 180 it'll be a lie.
>>706792856
rerollio
>>706792779
Based Kokokokoko.
>>706792857
But you see, Booki. You'll be alive to regret drinking, and I worry about you not liking your future. I simply wouldn't have one. No need to worry about what wouldn't exist.
>>706792779
snekwaifu claim
>>706792722
Winner winner chicken dinner.
>phones nearly dead. Have the pic I took last time
>>706792856
Wouldnt be hard, this stuff hits me hard. Pretty sure its the fact that I dont really eat anything after dinner or my tired state.
>>706792877
Well, you could always do a 360 and moonwalk away...
>>706792994
kek
>>706792973
Of all things, these are the ones in my life that make me want to drink. It's your choice, I guess, but if you're playing out the joke, it's not funny to me at all.
>>706793044
What drinks you have?
>roll
>>706793085
Sorry Booki. I'm in...a really bad state right now. It's happened before, which is how this picture came to be...
Good Morning Waifu!
>>706793278
Go back to sleep.
>>706793278
Good afternoon shino
>>706793150
Rollings done. Only 1 winner per night.
Patron Silver
Smokehead whiskey
Nant Homestead whiskey
Kavalan single malt
South Island 23 y/o single malt
Auchentoshan 15 y/o single malt
Six Isles blended
Thats whats left.
>>706793231
Bad states will pass. As you know, because you've had one. At least allow whatever comes in six hours to fall before you make your decision. That's just logic.
I was in a place where college, my budding career, and everything were about to be put to an end, too. The waiting is hard. If you want, have a few drinks, just be sure you're sober when you drive.
I may be an alcoholic, but I do not drink and drive.
>>706793278
those eyes scream death ;-;
>>706793463
no, go do a dragon dance or something
>>706793465
Same to you!
>>706793620
They have seen some shit.
>>1
>>706793790
That's for Sunday.
>>706793790
don't hurt my slachi ;-;
>klonata on her cell phone
>>706793576
Fug
Lots of whiskey
I like
ALL YOUR WAIFUS ARE SHIT
>>706793610
Work troubles I can handle. Family stuff I can handle. Even car troubles I can handle. Emotions I thought were long gone? Not even a little. Ignoring them for some 3-4 months kinda made them come back around and hit me hard.
>>706793867
Sachi is a potato nigger, who hurts me everyday. But i will hold back for you klonatassss
>>706793893
Your opinion is completely worthless with posting your own waifu.
>>706793985
without posting your own waifu*
>>706793935
Klonata bb ;-;
>>706793918
What is it that's bothering you? It can be talked about somewhere else, if you prefer. I'm not on -the- Discord, but I have one.
>>706793935
I though Sanchez was from Britain? :o
it's still sad when friends fight ;-;
>>706793935
fug wrong person...
>>706793790
I made that pic and i don't even have it on my computer anymore
>>706794111
Good thing i do. Nice trips! what are you up to?
>>706794213
Im just watching youtubes videos and playing video games. What you doing?
>>706794349
Pretty much the same. About to play some league of legends
>>706794045
So did get the V?
>>706794485
God damnit I must not be completely awake.
I keep forgetting words and cutting my own shit off.
Someone help me decide what to have for breakfast:
Eggs
Cereal
Chicken Alfredo
>>706794048
>Try installing discord app
>New location detected, please check email
>Check email
>Nothing
[Sighing intensifies]
>>706794045
she's really cute and has a great waifu! ^-^
>>706794397
That sounds like fun. I've never played/watched league before
Post waifus showing cute pantsu
>>706795045
How about you post you're waifu showing her pantsu?
>>706795045
moeka is best
>>706795045
No
W-Ahoge Makoto, are you there?
Claiming a very nice blue girl
If you're still here Booki, I got it working.
Saminya #3967
lewds now
Mornin
>>706795650
rolling for you c:
>>706795865
And cap
>>706795853
Ur a nice roller
