Waifu claiming thread. >Smug of smug The rules are very
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: fuck you
Shinoa claimed
still here
>>706774882
Mizuki claim
>>706774516
NB represent
literally there isn't shit to do here and I hate it
My girlfriend is mad because I won't put our relationship on Facebook, but I don't want my mom to see because she's transgender
>>706774882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7hHlh2IusY
New bread means I go to bed. Goodnight everyone~
>>706774516
oh awesome awesome, yea haha not a state of USA..yet~
>>706774543
>nice meme
HAHAHAHAHAHA lost.. too bad people from my own country think I'm american though...apparently I have the accent a bit rip...but yes, a rare breed us kiwis~
>>706774748
why would you like that anon?~
>>706774773
and noice, there's nothing wrong with being vanilla~
>>706775037
he's*
unless post op? then all good.
>>706775037
delete facebook
>>706774773
>NEVER
I thought we were friends
I thought we could share this together ;_;
>>706774882
Smug claim
>>706775050
Night Karme.
>>706774297
YARR HARR BOOKI!
>>706774586
Maybe. i just get all my stuff off the Boorus.
>>706774776
This is, of course, assuming i still have places to go after today.
Well good night bros; I love each and every one of you tbqh
Claim
Yarizui claimed
>>706775078
you want a man to say nice things about your ass? :o
About to go also
>>706775202
Gn, and everyone here is from socal, weird
>>706775177
Yea theres only ever between 100-500 on the boorus :'( hikage
ITT: pure, unrefined autism
>>706775583
Oh you've not seen the main Esdeath claimer
>>706775583
I see, you have only been to the shallow ends of the autism infested pools
>>706775583
I like talking to autists though, it makes me feel smarter
>>706775583
you're here too so gg on calling yourself an autist
>>706775304
why?~
>>706774882
>>naps are NOT a good idea
I can second this fully~
>>706775813
nevermind, I have to go. Here's a very straight russian kiss~
>>706775986
aw thx have fun
>>706775177
Today is torrent like a Pirate day! Yarr!
my fucking waifus were claimed within the first few replies.
Fuck it heres my waifu
>>706776181
>waifu(s)
>>706776181
Maybe you could get a better resolutiom? Not save the sample?
>>706776181
>mai husband
>a fucking truck
>dies
Try again. Here.
>>706775050
Goodnight sleepy head
>>706775078
I hope so
>>706775123
I don't like to share what's mine
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
ur waifu a slut
and so r u
>>706776733
Goodnight /waifu/
>>706776325
Waifu is shy. Resolution low for you because youre obviously ugly as fuck.
>>706776366
Im sorry.. but your waifu is garbage. Zaku doesnt do anything but die.
See.. even Char doesnt want that bullshit.
Try again.
All rise, her grace has arrived
>>706778260
Negative. Go back to the peasantry :^)
>>706778690
Yet again thou remains disgraceful
Perish.
>>706778260
i think ill remain seated
>>706778845
The amount of disgraceful heretics here is absurd
>>706778772
Being forceful won't get you the respect you deserve.
>>706778984
plenty of other places to play princess if thats what you want
Mine.
>>706779143
Her grace deserve the upmost respect
Only a poor fool dares to object.
>>706779198
I've heard enough, perish.
>>706779445
Deserves how? What has she done for me?
>>706779445
just trying to help
>>706779514
Allowed you to live, normally the weak perish however some have special exceptions
Be greatful
>>706779628
>weak
>pic related
>>706779620
Dear child, that was no help, you merely insult her grace
>>706779714
If your child-like wife is not among the weak, do humor me.
>>706778690
sauce?
>>706779740
she needs to get a sense of humor
>>706779799
I prefer to stand. Kneeling us for the dead.
>>706779892
Just reverse Google search. Stop being lazy.
>>706779913
She has plenty and you are not humoring
>>706779983
Good enough I suppose
>>706780058
i dont know she seems a little err uptight from what ive seen
>>706780292
You need to be on her good side, and you do well to stay on that side.
>>706780372
by letting her pretend to be a princess right?
>>706780749
Perish
Ohayou. Shower time
>>706780991
>>706780991
>>706780906
its ok she needs to be a bit nicer if she wants to be queen someday
>>706775037
You mean she had a dick once? just let your GF know your mother is a cunt and you don't want to take the risk with her and a digital status means nothing compared to the real thing.
>>706776733
I may be somewhat of a slut but Nui laughs at your poor statement.
>>706775078
Hello!
>>706781372
HELLO NUI!!!
Klaimed
>>706781520
Hello, Cutie!!!
How have you been?
>>706781738
Me, cutie? psssh no that's youuu~
I am well~ unfortunately you've caught me jsut as I was off to sleep~
>>706781856
Why thank you, but that doesn't mean you can't be a cutie too!
Oh, well that's a shame, but rest well!
>>706781856
Sleep well
>>706782111
trips~
And aw okies we can both be cuties! hope you have a great rest of your day, see you soon
>>706782178
thanks! you too~
>Homiku
So this is a thing now.
operator here.
>>706782263
Well we can always talk later i suppose, goodnight!
>>706782423
I guess I made it a thing. Maybe.
testing my sex webcam please: http://webcam1.gq
>>706782502
Operator Operator?
>>706782766
yep, it me. i saw your video on youtube.
>>706782610
Well you're a person that makes nice things. Or rather bakes them.
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tM87kGS.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>706782871
Ya, having a bit of an idling problem with the brakes on. We've got a theory it's probably the BAC valve, or the alternator is dying.
>Could also be bad compression, in which case, MUH APEX SEALS!
>>706782968
I can fry too. And poach. And grill. And roast.
>>706783033
>stellar claim
>>706775074
>>706783045
are both your bikes fucked?
also how have you been?
>>706783143
I just finished breakfast and for some reason this post made me hungry again.
>>706783176
>>706783314
>>706783033
Nice people joining the thread.
>>706783314
>saddest anon
>>706783314
You
>>706783428
It started with you joining in~
>>706783322
Nah, black bike still needs new connecting rods and crankshaft. But the red bike is back up and running.
That video was from my car, a 1991 RX7 Convertible.
>Pic related
And I've been... way better. Today has been an absolutely terrible day in all regards, and today MIGHT only be worse.
>Car has an oil/coolant leak
>Mom got fired
>Been up since 3AM
>24 hours now
>Just as I was almost asleep for a nap earlier
>Manager calls me, says I need to go into the office today at 11:30AM but WOULD NOT tell me why
I'm fucking scared as fuck that it's gunna be bad news, and it's stressing me out hardcore.
And before that call, there was a little info I got about my exes that just made my heart drop a bit.
>>706782423
I considered calling you that...
>>706783033
Hello Syndra
>>706783176
Your up early
>>706783805
tough days suck. but nothing would be enjoyable if we never had shitty days.
>>706784121
Multiple persons did. You're free to call me that if you like it, I guess it's better than >>706783606 discount Megumin.
>>706784121
I just woke up :c
>>706784324
>Pic very related
Discount Homu
>>706784224
Ya, but it's kinda been shitty day after shitty day for quite a while. Grandpa died. Cars having one thing after another go wrong. Drifting further apart from my friends all the time, to where I only talk to 2 now, and that's not even every day. My health is taking a nose dive due to lack of sleep, bad diet, and just general wear. I need a vacation man, something long and good.
>>706784324
>>706784409
I don't get why people are so anal about this
>>706784324
I wasn't sure how it would be greeted, so I decided to not go with calling you that. I like it though so I probably will now
>>706784409
Godspeed discount megumin
>>706784462
just go then. the only think keeping you here is you. Your job will either be there or it wont. maybe its time to go do something and be away from it. I like to go camping and be away from people.
>>706784567
Because you like anal you degenerate cunt
>>706783428
Because its my cooking. Everyone loves my cooking.
>>706784567
I personally dont care
Why must spiders exist?
>>706784567
I'm pretty sure it's all just a meme
I hope so at least
>>706784629
Good
>>706784818
Claiming best girl
Morning /waifu/
>>706784409
GODSPEED DISCOUNT MEGUMIN
Don't really care about heresy, but great discounts would be nice.
>>706784634
If i could get out of this red bikes debt, I would. I'd just say fuck it I'm taking a week off, and go visit someone from here. But until then, I'm stuck with the debt and can't take time off.
Sorry I'm dumping this on you m8, let's get off myself.
How've you been man?
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>706783145
>>706784121
Hello
>>706783428
>Nice people
>>706784881
Pls no, we don't need you monsters in this world.
>Why do you have that image anyway?
>>706784409
What a blessing that discount was.
>>706784567
Supposedly it makes your waifuism questionable.
>>706784629
Except no one else here tried it yet, I suppose.
>>706784818
Why must spider haters exist?
>>706785003
I forgot you're the biggest edge lord.
>>706785056
Because spudr
>>706784897
But best girl is claimed
By me
Be ready for great discounts soon, my child
>>706785098
Mine was blessing as well
Love the living shit out of her
>>706785207
If your shit is living, see an excorcist
>>706785252
>>706785098
Because spiders are the worst mutants to exist.
>>706785150
One day you'll be bitten and learn that they serve no other purpose than to scare and torment mankind.
>>706784832
I'm gonna pass on the heresy part though. I love my Alice
>>706785003
How are you doing
>>706785098
We'll, I shall call you Hatsura then
Claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GG40STr9z0
>>706785339
>>706785207
The only thing I regret is not opening my eyes as quick as you did.
>>706785339
No. They keep the flies away and they are wonderful.
>>706785373
Ugh, I think I like the other one more but I don't really have a say here.
>I love my Alice
You should, she is a nice choice and a cute bunny.
>>706785471
Ayy.
>>706785471
Shiro? how are you doing?
>>706785480
You're a monster.
>>706785620
So do frogs, and they're freaks of nature!
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>706785098
How could you forget that?
>>706785373
Im alright, fell asleep and only woke up an hour ago.
What about you?
>>706785620
Ill still stick with Rory.
>>706785297
>
>>706785480
Rory, give me the animated version of this bugger. I know you have it.
>>706785373
>>706785297
Hi!
>>706785620
Hi, how're you doing?
Spiders are great, as long as they're actually doing their job.
I feel like you should be asleep right now.
>>706785703
Shiro indeed! I'm pretty good, woke up a little bit ago and took a shower.
Also, my poster of Shiro arrived a little while ago, and it's quite nice.
>>706785755
I do not have animated spiders
>>706785703
You're the monster!
>>706785703
What? No. Frogs and toads are beautiful too.
>>706785741
It's almost as if you're not actually an edge lord.
>>706785742
I hope you do. I really like the concept of a loli with a big weapon.
>actually what I'm playing as in my current Skyrim playthrough
>>706785810
Kinda not really. I got 3 hours of sleep but it's 11:36 here right now. Since I woke up I figured I might as well fix my schedule.
I hate waking up late anyway, even if that's what I'm used to.
>>706785373
What about Mashiro? :^)
>>706785620
At least you found her in the end
>>706785742
Drinking?
>>706785810
Hello
>>706785921
Rory is more than just a loli with a big weapon. But that is her core draw. Its still not what drew ne, just the icing on the cake.
>>706785989
A little. Will be launching the game soon.
>>706785620
Homiku it is then. I'll probably forget by tonight and call you Hatsune again lol.
Did you sleep yet?
She is indeed a cute bunny girl. I'm very happy with my choice, though I've been struggling a bit recently
>>706785741
I'm doing okay I guess I'm pretty tired, woke up very alarmingly last night and couldn't get back to sleep for a bit.
No school today?
>>706785810
You're up early
>>706785989
It's a constant struggle
>>706785810
It's nice to see you! what have you been up to?
That's great, and it's adorable!
>>706785906
That's exactly what a monster would say!
>>706785921
I was talking about spiders, frogs can be somewhat cute.
>>706786077
>dub 7s confirming my name for the anon
God bless /waifu/
>Rory-sama
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>706785921
Have i ever been?
>>706786077
Yes, today's my day off
>>706786047
What game?
>>706786077
If only polygamy was legal :^)
>>706786133
YOU'RE THE ONE CALLING FOR THE EXTERMINATION OF A GENUS!
>>706786310
Oh. This will be a treat.
>>706785989
How're you doing?
>>706785921
Having a fixed sleep schedule is great. I hated when I'd be waking up at 11 PM throughout basically my entire summer break.
>>706786077
I am, finally. This is the time I'm supposed to be up.
>>706786133
>spiders are good though, wonderful
It's nice to see you too. We haven't spoken in a little while.
I haven't been up to much really. Beat Dead Rising 72 Hour Mode using toy weapons only (excluding psychopaths and special forces), that was interesting and not as hard as I expected it to be. School's been fine and stuff.
You been up to much?
It is very great and adorable. I love it.
>>706786144
Did you coin the name Homiku? And don't we need trips for that? ;o
>>706786181
That's nice. I can probably get home a bit early today again as well, though I"m not sure yet
>>706786310
You're tormenting me, bad bote :(
>>706786407
That doesn't seem to be working too well for you. What changed today?
>>706785989
Hey those are some nice legs.
>Drinking?
I should be asking you this too.
>>706786015
I see I see. What was it that drew you?
>>706786077
I slept 3 hours, that's enough isn't it?
>I've been struggling a bit recently
What's wrong?
>>706786133
We kind of need frogs here. Gipsy niggers are scared to death from them and the easiest way to prevent your shop or restaurant from being stolen by them is by having frog decorations here and there.
>>706786181
In your KYS phase, yea, a little. Are you going to return to your tea phase now that it's getting colder?
>>706786407
Thankfully I never had it bad like that. Latest I woke up was like 4pm. I just hate waking up in the afternoon and realizing I still a bunch of tasks to do that I would have rather have finished in the morning.
>>706786373
I can't wait then
>>706786407
Still sick, feel a lil' better tho
Yourself?
>>706786459
You shouldn't have told me, acadie
>>706786506
Yours as well, wonder where you got it :^)
Does coffee count?
>>706786459
I'm not too sure. Maybe it's because my alarm today was Dwayne Johnson saying 'beep' over and over again?
>>706786590
That's great! I'm doing pretty good myself, just woke up and took a shower a short while ago. Going to school son.
>>706786506
It made me feel real nasty when I'd wake up that late. Even waking up at 12 PM makes me feel slobbish. If the clock doesn't read AM, it makes me feel like shit waking up.
I don't have much to do though, so I'm lucky I guess.
>>706786348
One of which that torments mankind!
>>706786407
>They're shouldn't bite us if they are.
Yeah, a shame that's the case, but i suppose we'll be able to speak more eventually, at least we're speaking now though!
Sounds like you had a lot of fun!
Good school hasn't been awful for you.
Same as usual, listening to music, playing vidya, and setting up brawl mods.
Glad to hear, must be a nice sight to wake up to!
>>706786506
Why would people be scared of them?
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>706786506
Have i not been drinking it during the summer?
I went out to dinner for 3 hours and the same thread is still alive?
>>706786506
3 hours is about good enough yes. Any more and you lose so much time to your day, though I went to sleep really early last night because I was just plain exhausted for some odd reason
>What's wrong
Just heresy things. Other stuff too, but mostly that
>>706786590
I'm going to make fun of you for being sick then quebec :v(
>>706786762
That sounds like the worst alarm on the face of the planet. I have this for my alarm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EPnlrPafi0
>>706786875
It's comfy
>>706786875
its comfy
>>706786941
>>706786943
No you're comfy
>>706787030
I wouldn't consider myself as being very comfy, but thank you. I guess
>>706786941
jinx
>>706787030
i dont know what that means
>>706786459
I did, at least last thread. Not sure if anyone else thought of it.
>>706786506
It was her philosophy on life itself.
>>706786844
>don't make spudr angry, spudr no bite
Yes, I'm very glad we're able to talk.
Yep, it was fun!
School's been getting progressively better.
It really is a nice sight to wake up too. Good for falling asleep too.
>>706786941
It does the job. First 10 seconds of the video is the alarm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k4FmbI3wEs
>>706787170
It means you're a robot
>>706787177
Hi Rory,
>>706787215
Hi Shiro,
>>706786844
Hi Nui
>Syndra
>>706787284
Hi. How're you doing?
![Syndra [166].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S7tEgCt.jpg "Syndra [166].jpg")
>>706787284
>>Syndra
What?
>>706787284
weve been over this
>>706786762
Don't you call me son, chump :^)
Glad you're feeling alright
>>706786941
At least I'm the superior frenchie :^)
>>706787265
C'mon now
Don't fool yourself
>>706787170
But I said it two posts before you, it can't be jinx!
>>706787177
I was toying with the idea since I found out that Hatsune = Homura
>>706787215
>I can do this all morning
Oh god please no
>>706787265
Hello Saya
>>706787470
It's okay Tomoko, show them that even robots have feelings
>>706787496
I wouldn't deny that. Acadiens are autistic
Cirno claimu
>>706786590
>Yours as well, wonder where you got it :^)
An amazing person sent it to me.
>Does coffee count?
Depends, how often do you drink that?
>>706786762
I don't have that much to do either, but I still like having everything done and being able to relax without worrying about what I still have to do.
>If the clock doesn't read AM, it makes me feel like shit waking up.
That's a pretty good mentality to be honest.
>>706786844
Good question, must be some gypsy belief or something, but they are quite problematic here and it's known that frogs keep them away.
>>706786861
I guess. You haven't been mentioning it as much.
>>706786941
21 hours still isn't enough to do everything I want to do in a day though.
Hoho, just having heresy thoughts is a bad sign, but it doesn't really mean you should change.
>>706787177
I don't know which one is it.
>>706787438
>>>Syndra
>>706787656
posting works differently than talking and im not a robot though thats hanako
>>706787215
>Spudr scary though!
I hope we can do so again later as well!
I bet it was quite addicting as well, Dead Rising is amazing.
That's incredibly great to hear!
It must give nice dreams then.
>>706787284
Hello! i don't think we've talked before, or not much and it was a long time ago.
>>706787734
They must be part Spider as well then, you best get a pet toad then.
>>706787656
>>706781372
>>706781738
>>706782111
>>706782568
>>706785339
>>706785703
>>706786844
>>706787857
Actually that's mine
>>706787656
kek
>>706787734
>An amazing person sent it to me.
Did he now? I wish I'd knew who it is :^)
>Depends, how often do you drink that?
Very rarely,not gonna lie. Only drink it when I wake up really early
