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Thursday celeb fap fap fap... fap fap thread
>>706771290
is she getting anal?
>>706771728
Probably not. You don't just fuck someone in the ass without lube.
>>706771949
Maybe YOU don't, but a little spit can go a long way.
>>706771728
Fucking movies, man.
Like, I thought sex standing up was like that easy.
Yeah, you just have to find a woman that has half a foot on you in height and you're set, that's all.
dovebro?
>>706772106
Yes?
>>706772260
hey its accai bowl anon whats up?
M-My m-mistress Jessica Alba i-is a very beautiful w-woman and I-I'm s-so lucky t-to have h-her... A w-woman l-like this c-can b-be appreciated p-pretty m-much every d-day... A-All I-I have t-t-to do is l-look at h-her and it v-very often energizes m-me...
>>706772442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXC_j5QB6v8
>>706772067
just have sex on a bed its nicer
>>706772426
Oh hey. Nothing really.
Posting, laying in bed.
You?
>>706772652
That is slightly disturbing
>>706772038
>>706772773
Huh?
>>706772067
maybe he has penis with an elbow
>>706772856
The image... it makes me uncomfortable.
It gives me the creeps.
>>706772966
>>706772773
its cute af desu stop being a pussy
>>706772442
T-To s-say I-I'm blessed i-is an understatement... M-Many m-men w-would kill f-for a-a girl l-like this... I-I know I-I'm n-not in the s-same class as she is: beautiful, rich and famous... I'd b-be l-lucky i-if the local bully street terrier while lifting up his leg t-to piss up the stop sign pole l-looked m-my w-way as I-I got flattened b-by a bus... Whereas m-many m-men have l-looked at m-my mistress and hoped t-to get noticed once by her...
>>706772442
this isn't a cringe thread.
>>706771742
da fuck, why did u post namoi kyle? kek
>>706772966
Kek.
Just because of the angry face?
>>706772829
>>706771290
obvious ass double
>>706772872
> 2016
> Not having a penis elbow
Normie.
>>706772652
just lurking a little, are you on CS?
>>706771742
video games have gone to shit and she's ONE of the only reasons IGN is still relevant.
>>706773312
No but I can join.
>>706772067
Yeah that crouching bullshit makes it less enjoyable
>>706773392
i'd like that
>>706773603
Yeh I'm in.
>>706772829
>>706773144
>>706773072
D-Don't ask m-me why she f-fell f-for m-me; some things j-just c-can't be explained... M-Maybe she h-has a-a thing f-for l-little beetle m-men who c-can't even find their dick m-much less a top p-paying j-job... M-My father wanted t-to toss me in the river when I-I w-was 10 years old... H-He lost h-his j-job and t-times were harsh w-with 8 children t-to feed... As h-his least f-favorite, h-he wanted m-me t-to take a swim... B-But on the w-way t-to the r-river a passing charity c-car c-c-caught his eye s-so he b-borrowed it and sp-spared m-me my fate b-by selling the proceeds...
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>>706773902
autism levels critical
>>706774021
i just read the harry potter films are getting rereleased im imax for a week starting october 13. first time the first two will be shown in IMAX
I'm about to get on cam and edge while a bro feeds me pics of our favorite celebs. I put whatever pics he sends up next to me on my split screen cam.
He can either roleplay as if she's watching me, or we can just chat about her.
>>706773945
>>706774021
>>706773902
I-I practically crawled out o-of the j-jungle and approached h-her a-a penniless serf... With nothing t-t-to lose I-I t-took the chance sh-she m-might l-listen t-to m-my bluster and lies... I-I know I-I succeeded because m-many m-men n-now h-hate m-me and invite m-me t-to play in their p-p-pet stone crusher...
Emma has been the only celeb I've thought about for like 2 months now.
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>>706774021
worst fap material I have ever encountered on /b/
>>706774830
>>706775093
me too. she was always my number 1 but shes been on my mind a hell of a lot more recently since the summer i guess
https://www.yahoo.com/news/imax-announces-harry-potter-marathon-week-october-13-103029061.html
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>>706775323
Weird. That is too similar anon.
>>706775413
I hope she grows some nice tits tbh
>>706775413
>>706775485
I would go many months or even a year without crushing this hard. She's just something alright
>>706775784
I've never had this much of a crush on someone I never met. This is like urgently need to date. Its ridiculous.
>>706775765
>>706775570
That sucks. If you are gonna post kristen stewart, post on the road webms
>>706772424
i, for one, would like more katy please.
>>706775933
Faggot.
>>706775176
P-Possessing her is one thing I-I'm truly grateful f-for, but n-n-now c-comes the second part: the cost... W-What it's l-like having h-her pointy heel pricking m-my chest and belly as I-I lay there h-h-helpless can't easily be explained...
>>706775871
I blade runner feel you. Crushing more than I ever did on my long term gfs
>>706775933
>That sucks. If you are gonna post kristen stewart, post panic room webms
fixed that for you
>>706775915
>>706776106
Ive never seen panic room and am too lazy to look it up. could you post something related?
>>706776207
ya dum
>>706774548
gross
Feel free to add me on kik
Taygreene4
>>706776098
Yeah its weird. Even started working out over it.
Think i need to at least try to ask her out a few years from now. As crazy as that seems to a lot of people, it really isn't.
>>706776163
>>706776061
I-I guess she l-likes i-it rough and since she's f-far above m-me i-it is s-something I-I must endure t-to k-keep in her good gr-graces...I-It i-is m-much b-better t-to feel h-her b-boot on m-my throat l-lump if i-it k-keeps her w-with me forever...
>>706776341
So glad i didn't search up kristen stewart nude panic room on jewgle
Honestly, what the fuck has happened to these celeb threads? Used to be, the whole point of these was to see the rare, hard to find nudity from movies and photoshoots you didn't even know existed. Now it's like you all get together to drool over their clothes and mutually masturbate to fantasies written by other neckbeards. Thank god the Portuguese are shutting this place down.
>>706776627
>>706776753
>>706776711
>Hard to Find
>Nudity
Pick one.
>>706776652
She s-says I-I ought to b-be happy when she i-is jumping on my stomach l-like a trampoline b-because i-it teaches m-me patience... She s-says a beta-boi m-must learn the h-hard w-way h-his p-position in life...
>>706776781
>>706776711
This
>>706776412
Are you on the east coast? Shes goes to NY fairly often. Im in CT but I dont go to the city really.
I studied abroad in early 2011 in London, had a gf at the time, probably could have run into her possibly if I cared to look into it because she lived probably a fifteen minute walk away, just a borough over or even in the same borough. I fucked up. Didn't go clubbing too often, usually bars...don't know if I would have been in the same ones she was ever in, probably not the clubs but maybe pubs. London was great though. Id love to go back and meet her.
Never thought about it back then even though I loved her, since then I have looked up papa shots and she was in London during the 4+ months I was. On the verge of kicking myself over it
>>706776966
A b-beta-slob m-must realize h-holding a-a woman of her quality h-has a high price... She needs to w-work out her stress and i-if bending m-me l-like a human Gumby is it th-then s-s-so be it...
>>706776711
>caring about one thread on 4chan
4chan is kill being of assholes not people that just want to post celebs they like and talk possibly
>>706777143
Yeah east coast.
I'm not in the right situation to do it now. thats why I said a few years from now. Hopefully shes not married by then.
She really does just date completely normal guys though except for Matt. Its not that hard to believe it as a possibility if you actively try for it. That's my plan at least. Was always my number 1 but didn't realize I could or even wanted to pursue that dream until recently.
>>706776908
That's not really nudity, so I feel like you're proving my point for me
>>706777255
If she w-wants t-to hang m-my b-body upside d-down every n-night and "examine" m-my level o-of patience who a-am I-I t-to protest...
>>706777143
>>706777356
and it was when she was a top qt. not that she never is
huge city but theres a chance i almost ran into her and didnt even realize
but yea its totally possible, im with you in trying now
>>706777464
>>706774141
nice ass
>>706777599
Current thought process is get moderately in shape, and get income to a level of respectable enough where you can manage to take her to good places. That doesn't require millionaire, just somewhere in the six figure range.
Then you just have to connect with the right people to eventually meet and get to know her and ask her out.
>>706777041
Who is she?
>>706777464
I-I can assure m-myself a-a beauty l-like h-her i-is beyond priceless... All I-I have t-to d-do is w-walk d-down Shit Street on the hood t-to f-find wh-what every o-other m-man has...
>>706777605
KEK great job anon
>>706777892
Jordyn Jones
>>706777605
>>706777888
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>>706777888
Yea getting in shape is the easy bit i guess, lol I just graduated and have no job but no debt and two degrees so it could be worse. I hope i can get an income like youre talking..but I have no idear the path im taking
I also need to stop thinking that emma was walking around looking like this and i didnt care to actively
>>706777919
you're typing a stutter and it's retarded so stop it faggot. lrn2 tripcode if you want to be a standout special snowflake who jerks off to guys jerking off to jessica alba
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>>706777919
You-You know the whole stutter while you type thing is so r-retarded that I can't even fathom *BURP* what a disappointment you turned out to be to your p-parents.
>>706778248
Its a sign that my emma dream is true.
I will ask her out some day, even if I simply get a no.
>>706778256
And yeah I have a path for both luckily. I just know its going to take a couple years.
Either way, I have to pursue it. If it fails I just need to survive until we have the Matrix.
>>706778114
>Jordyn Jones
she has such a sexy nose i love it
the hugs and kisses and handholding and cuddling you could have...
>>706777919
I-I w-was j-just about t-to d-dive into my T-bone steak d-dinner when sh-she came b-by, grabbed it off th-the t-table and emptied i-it into th-the trash can s-saying, "Stop filling your face like a Fat Pig!" and, "Grab me some l-low fat yogurt from the store."... I-I was quite upset b-but I-I dared n-not show i-it: s-so I-I asked h-her forgiveness and l-left t-to the grocery store hungry...
![Jessica Alba[1286x1902].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3WDFLSq.jpg "Jessica Alba[1286x1902].jpg")
>>706778431
>>706778349
I-I'm s-so very s-sorry g-good s-sirs f-for this and I-I hope I-I can o-offer you something t-to assuage your f-feelings...
>>706778455
Even a virtual emma would make my heart melt and leave me very happy
>>706779519
Would rather go for the real thing for now. But the idea of virtual emma will keep me from killing myself if that fails.
>>706779519
>>706779693
fuck 3kb
yea the real emma is infinitely better
>>706780368
How can one girl be so cute
>>706780716
a cute and the best legs ever
>>706780787
Best legs, cute, artsy, smart.
Too much.
>>706780964
shes honestly the number one incentive to making cloning happen. foregoing descending into a scifi nightmare, the human race really needs to invest making an emma clone. they literally need to get her blood in storage and in the labs
>>706781766
>>706780964
body like a boy, ugly, feminazi, intelligence of a brainwashed millennial, and there she is sitting with the muslim hugging faggot...pathethic.
>>706781825
/this
>>706781825
only if you are into boyloving, faggot.
>>706781825
>>706781903
kek 34-23-34 is not a boy
you are not only faggots, but dumb fucking faggots
>>706781350
fuck yes
>>706781673
The QT-est clone of them all
>>706781825
go suck trumps dick faggot.
>>706782020
nice and thick
>>706781993
legs of a fucking goddess
>>706782030
two party politics really make people fucking idiots
W E W
E
W
>>706780488
Did I miss something? Is this really Emma? Is this fake?
>>706781963
>pic related
you are the only faggot here, faggot.
>>706782081
KEK YOU CANT BE SERIOUS. CHICKEN LEGS
>>706782030
>>706782108
go suck killerys dick you boyloving faggot
>>706781993
i recognize that penis
>>706782081
dat ass
>>706782140
my sides you really are a hook line and sinker predicable ignorant memer. thats shooped. go back to 2007.
Faceblindness is a form of autism. thats not the original its morphed.
youd know this if you werent either retarded or a newfag. in the actual picture she is smirking differently which drew comparisons in 2007. those are shooped
>>706782324
just wanna bend her over and hike that tight dress up
>>706782235
see
>>706782352
And Hillary has nothing to do with this. she deserves to be tarred and feathered. suck a fuck and stop believing shoops. youre actually blind if you cant tell
>>706782394
that dress is hugging those curves
>>706782352
This.
>>706782235
>>706782140
Obvious shop
haters gonna hate.
>>706772067
False. My girlfriend is 7 inches taller than me, and standing sex it fairly difficult. Maybe 3 inches taller is the right place.
>>706782480
she's so fucking thick, I love it
>>706782524
damn dude. how tall is she?
>>706782538
fucking me too dude. drives me crazy.
>>706782280
lawl
>>706782514
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>>706782352
you are so far in the closet you are in narnia getting fucked in the ass by aslan
>>706782524
>My girlfriend is 7 inches taller than me
I guess im impressed
>>706782235
>>706782140
>>706782626
She looks like Helena Bonham Carter you dumb fuck
Helena left Emma right
https://soundcloud.com/cyranosweet/blades ..
>>706782723
love that dark lipstick too
Reminder if this reminds you of Richard Dawkins....well you want dick up your butt
>>706782666
>>706782738
>devil trips cannot be trusted
>looks like helena bonham carter
>pic related
you stupid faggot
kek
>>706782887
that creamy pale skin would look so good covered in cum
>>706782912
>i like dick up my butt and cant stop talking about it while posting pics of emma the boy watson
there FTFY, faggot.
>>706782961
Fuck yes
>>706782723
who is she?
>>706783028
fucking pounding that juicy ass hard and unloading ropes of cum deep in that hole
>>706782920
>being this dumb
1) one of those pics shows helena at a young age
2) the others are morphs and look just like helena and emma, yes they were done when helena didnt look like shit congrats Watson
see
>>706782912
oh wait you probably already have and cant respond without a lame retort like this
>>706783026
you think you are rusting anything? LOL
>>706783026
absolutely BTFO go cry in the corner
>>706779131
Driving o-on our w-way b-back fr-from the theater m-my mistress w-wanted t-to h-have her treat f-f-for the week; s-so she d-decided t-to stop at the ice cr-cream shop for a sundae... O-Outside I-I asked if I could have a taste... "Sure," she said as she l-looked a-at m-me with a blank f-face... She l-lifted it up and I-I leaned in closer t-to l-lap a yummy part... J-Just as I was getting cl-close t-to it I-I f-felt an excruciating pain as she b-bit into my left cheek f-for what s-seemed l-like f-forever... She then called m-me every name in the b-b-book, cursing me from h-heaven t-to h-hell, and told me never to upset her and ask h-her f-for that a-again...
>>706783084
Suzy Berhow. Goddess.
>>706783114
Fuck you've got me hard. Her ass is so fucking thick and juicy and I just need to fill it with my cum
Emma is perfect
>>706782514
They are certainly going to hate because they are eternally sucking dicks
>>706783226
do it man. mount that fat ass of hers and abuse that hole until you drown it in jizz
>>706783338
fffuck
freckles freckles
>>706783368
fill her up then let me have my turn with her
>>706772424
Two pounds of makeup to cover her fucked up face.
>>706783424
Mm, fine by me. I'm gonna fucking cum in that ass
>>706772442
you motherfucker stop writing like this!!! i cant prevent myself from reading this the retard way....
>>706772067
If shes too tall you can't thrust into her. You'd be jumping every time. Just bend her over n its all good
>>706783236
if your into boys...faggot
>>706783165
>being this butthurt that he got REKT for his boyloving ways
TOP KEK
>>706783126
damn son you are in some serious denial here about being in the closet, just face it you like emma because you like her masculine body but are too afraid to go and tell your father that you crave to suck another mans penis....just go and tell him son.
>pic related
this is what a real feminine body looks like you raging faggot
>>706783532
mmmm yess. fill her up. i wanna use your cum as lube.
>>706783309
>feminist faggot
>>706783613
Emma is a 34-23-34 and isnt an ugly fridge like the girl you posted.
>>706783676
Ffffuck, I'm cummiinnnnnng inside her thick ass!
>>706783613
So it is autism then
>>706783495
>being this gay
id fuck that bitch raggid
>>706783815
mmmmmmm very nice anon. hope it was a nice load.
>>706783849
hell yeah. id give katy all kinds of dick.
>>706783849
not that anon but i agree with him. never got the deal with katy perry. enjoy your caked up bimbo while she lasts
>>706783843
>projecting this hard
>>706783785
>calls rachel riley a fridge
>prefers boylike body of emma watson
>homosexual confirmed
glad we sorted that one out, faggot.
>>706783702
>TRIGGER WARNING EMMA WATSON
>>706783927
>not the same anon
just another faggot then ok.
>>706783965
literally who? are you a nigger that only looks at asses? Emma is a 34-23-34 do you know what that means?
>>706783852
I shot so god damn much. Like 13 spurts of cum and it felt so fucking good. Now use my huge load of cum to slip in good into that thick ass. Cum in my cum inside her ass!
>>706784122
mmmm would love to slide my dick down that used hole. feeling that warm cum surround my cock as i go balls deep in her ass
>>706782139
yeah its fake
>>706784151
>>706784187
damn i really wanna fuck her here
>>706781350
disgusting
>>706784198
>>706784120
>not knowing who rachel riley is
>new fag confirmed
GTFO here you raging faggot take your watson boy with ya, ya cock juggling faggot.
>>706784227
yea?
ikr hnng
>>706784151
>>706784187
>>706784227
>him
faggot
>>706784250
very nice
>>706784255
>not getting I was making fun of you
I know who she is but shes a literal who, nobody cares except you
>>706784287
i think its hot that she looks boyish
>>706784151
>>706784187
>>706784283
MY FUCKING DICK. SHUT DOWN THE THREAD
>>706784387
Faggot
>>706784341
Sure you did. You fucking autistic faggot.
>>706784287
>>706784461
>b-but short h-hair is o-only f-for g-girls
just fuck off kid
>>706784341
>being this mad that he has been outed as a boy loving faggot on /b....
oh wait you will fit in well here in the trap threads faggot.
>>706784544
>>706784513
you really did fall for that shit huh? KEK
>>706784544
fuuuuuck those are some nice titties
>>706784122
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>>706781350
is this some sick joke I dont get, I mean she is just a awful, terrible looking land whale, wouldnt touch that thing with a stick.
I hope it gets raped with 100 bleedy nigger aids dicks so it dies slowly and painfully (but at least loses some weight in the process)
>>706780488
>>706782139
>>706784205
this is a better fake imo
Diane Lane's milf tits, anyone? To lighten the mood...
>>706784513
/this
>>706784540
just admit it dude ur in the closet you raging cock gobbler.
>>706784678
dem armpits
>>706784705
yes please
>>706784544
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>>706784544
who's that?
>>706784705
those are some nice pokers. good job anon.
>>706784728
"of course"
>>706784641
yup thats daisy lowe..fucking goddess
>>706784624
you still here boylover?
>>706784759
go on
>>706784678
>>706784745
daisy lowe
>>706784789
>>706784754
>>706784759
Bow to your Goddess
>>706784834
>ITT emma watson boylovers got BTFO
faggots always lose
>>706784837
thanks
>>706784876
>bow to your trap goddess
FTFY, faggot.
>>706784890
>>706772065
debatable
>>706773072
filename shrine
run, Jessica, run
this guy w-w-w-wants to make s-s-skin suit out of you
>>706784918
np
>>706777646
With that ass the whore fucked her way up the ladder!
The genetic lotto is a cruel bitch
>all this salt
you might as well end it
>>706784954
> File too large (file: 2.81 MB, max: 2 MB).
fuckin hell
>>706784954
can you tell me who's body that is? I need to know who's asshole I'm about to cum to.
>>706781350
Hey those are the paintings from the Haunted Mansion ride in Magic Kingdom at Disneyworld
>>706784988
wouldnt be the first time something like that happened. would still take her to pound town though.
>>706785007
you first faggot.
>>706784967
kek
>>706785033
No idea sorry
>>706785033
that is a fucking nice asshole
cumming to Emma
>>706785090
it's okay
>>706785101
it really is. And the ass itself is so small fuck
>>706785177
nice and petite. so easy to fuck.
>>706785055
Agreed. SO FINE
>>706785293
shed be a good fuck.
>>706785343
Lucky Gavin.
It's only a matter of time though that she'll dump him for someone else willing to help her career
>>706785543
if i looked like her id be slutting it up too.
>>706785033
I'm pretty sure that's Emily Bloom,
>>706771290
Sauce
>>706785750
>Emily Bloom
THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH FOUND IT
http://i.imgur.com/mExRZKp.jpg
>>706785832
thats kind of nasty
NEW THREAD:
>>706786606
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>>706771290
Sauce
>>706784837
who?
Emma Watson is a Godess
