Waifu claiming thread.
>my love She had a boyfriend: edition
Previous:>>706738090
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
カラミチーマス
Hello
>no life
>juvia claimed
>>706748375
Well that's the best i got for cum
>>706748493
I'm a failure :,(
>pic related
>>706749332
Esdeath I see you there
>>706749218
But my trips.
>>706749282
>Nepu
>Level 8
Jaja, Level 9 here. Who's the pleb now?
>Mami
still here
>>706749583
I doubted you had anything past 9.
>10 and 11 are nightmarish.
>>706749558
Galky!
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>706749592
My Love had a BF the whole time she is being used by some firefighter beefcake bastard
>>706749533
Good evening puppet master
THERE CAN BE NO BULLY!
The krusty krab is unfair
Mr karbs is in three
Standing at the concession
I have crippling depression
>>706749332
>>my love She had a boyfriend: edition
D.va is the only hero in the game who can consistently carry
>>706749777
Oh shit and big smugger too!
>>706749625
Wew, what a fucking elitist.
>>706749777
Hi mom, say, do you love me?
>>706749533
Hello Swiss, how you doing?
>>706749886
But there can, and there will.
>*Bullies*
>>706749822
Firefigthers are pretty cool guys.
>Best fox claimu
>Chloe Price = Claimed
>>706750227
Vacuum Nerf launched today. Vacuum is now a universal sentinel ability with a range of 6m.
I think this may be the final nail in the coffin.
>>706749777
>tripps
>>706750227
That is a nice fox
>>706750056
Hello!
> Inori claimed
Mine you cucks
>>706750446
She fucking dies.
>>706749332
CHALLENGER APPEARS!
>>706750158
Any word?
>>706750227
You are the queen of lurking.
>>706750056
thank you tomoko
>>706750187
I only want him to die not that it matters she got pissed at me slut she is
>>706749886
>Whacks Internally.
>>706750040
I love you.
>>706750187
>Bullies
>>706749767
What's a 10 to you?
>>706750582
Just kill him. Without him, she'll have to love you.
>>706750515
>>706750150
And you say? Lol hello lil snowball
>>706750158
Looking gloom
>>706750177
>gets 777
>followed by 77
Nice
>>706750187
>
>>706750491
There goes a Marie I haven't seen in some time. What up?
>>706750732
Hmmm...
>I'll know it when I see it.
>>706750656
>*Bullies intensifies*
>>706750466
RIP
but sentinels are still best companions
>>706750515
Thanks
>>706750567
Have you met Vigil?
Or CC?
>>706750567
Nope. Won't have any for another 14 hours.
>>706750882
Manager called, I have to go into the office tomorrow at 11:30, and he wouldn't tell me why.
>>706750648
End my life mai
>>706750773
I wish I could but even If I did she is mad at me for a few texts I sent her
>>706750882
How was your day, smugger?
>>706750187
You cannot bully a spudr!
>>706750656
Whack this!
>>706750900
Not on here you won't. As far as i know I'm one of the most lewd people on here so if mine are only a 7 then I'm worried what a 10 is.
>but i must know so i can have it
>>706750882
Hello smuggs
>>706750983
Oh easily.
I'm just annoyed that instead of making Vacuum a universal Mod, they nerfed it completely.
it's like DE only half listens to their community and fills in the rest with bad decisions.
>Make Vacuum a universal mod!
>Sure, but we are going to nerf its range
>WHY?
>Update Complete. Buy Plat.
>>706749851
How art thou?
>>706750187
I've had a really long day, can't say I'm doing excellent. Appreciate you asking, regardless.
I've had a long day.
>>706750983
>Virgil
Yes
>CC
Not that I remember.
Also, rollan for Ran Mams!
>>706751082
If she's cheating on you, drop her like a hot object.
>>706751355
Oops, I repeated myself. I'm too tired for conversation, it seems.
>>706750882
Smugathor
>>706751428
she is cheating on me in a way isnt she I wanted to love her and she has some douche boy friend
>>706750983
>>706751428
Shucks, well, time to go to the gym~
>>706750994
Well, if you can do something, why worry? And if you can't do something, why worry? Wise words from the Dalai Lama.
>>706750882
Day-walker.....
>>706751068
The number of bee colonies is at a 20 year high.
>>706750994
Dude I really hope for the best for you
>>706751168
School like lol. Then talked to a qt. Some dude mentioned memes but I noticed his memes were the Facebook tier memes. I hid my power level. Dont worry lol
>>706751248
Hello juvia. How goes it?
>>706751509
M'smugger
Would that be an extra nickname to add to the list?
>>706749332
Pretty sure her mouth is now soiled of his cummies.
>>706750920
>level 999 bully.
>>706751232
>Whacks
>>706751248
Well I do remember this hentai clip that stuck with me, I'd consider it a ten. I don't remember where I saw it.
Hey Tomoko.
-m
>>706751703
Vampire scum......
Claim
>>706751630
You have to get rid of the guy. It will be a lot easier to handle without him.
>>706750545
Bae over Bay. She lives.
>>706751630
Whoa, wait, she already has a boyfriend? You never were hers? Well, have to stop trying to get with her, or you come across as desperate, where she will drop you.
>>706751760
NO BULLYING YOU SHIT!
>>706751082
I wanna see these texts
>>706751811
Which one? Me? Or S-Mug?
>>706751615
Anthony.
>>706751924
...
>Bullies
>>706751232
Oh, but I can! You're hairy and barely just a few actually likes spiders.... nerd.
>>706751082
Wew, colour me surprised.
>>706750882
Mom! Mom! I'm bored, what do? Should I just
>
?
>>706751504
Don't worry, you got the message across, you should try to have some rest in a while.
>>706751957
I second this.
>>706751630
>>706751082
Release the texts for papa phreak
>>706751728
Oh really?
>>706751793
Nice feet
>>706751994
Is s here?
>>706751749
It's been good
>been lewd ;)
>>706751760
Explain...
>also wew
Taiga claimed!
Dude you should! Canada will be wild about it and you're gonna be the biggest asshole of the year or so!
>>706751636
I speak those same words to others. But I'm quite the hypocrite, you see...
>>706751749
Thanks Smugs. I'm HOPING that he's simply going to say that my current site no longer has a contract with us, but who the hell knows.
>>706751839
A cute.
>>706751856
I know but if I kill I will go to jail and never have a chance at love. I could try and break them up but after i pissed her off I wouldnt have a chance
>>706751924
I gave her my love and she stabbed it I hate her
>>706751957
I can tell you the whole story
>>706752098
I will let me just tell the whole story
>>706751749
It would be.
https://youtu.be/fHmNTWBR00E
Credit where its due.
>>706752254
Look at yourself
>>706752156
Pretty sure he is.
>>706751355
I'm doing very well! Sorry to see your day wasn't exactly ideal. What are you up to tonight?
>>706751749
Trash that low tier isnt even worthy of being called a meme. Trying to make this qt yours?
You have a list if nicknames!?
>>706749332
I know that feel OP now I always root for the villan's... fuck the heroes
>>706749521
fpbp
>>706752361
I'm pleased with your decision Esdeath-Kun.
>>706752361
ok i know part of it.
>>706752361
She blowjob me once, it was great and so sloppyyyyyyy
>>706751994
Damn it.. You're not on steam right now...
-m
>>706752361
I'm sure you could get away with killing him. It's easy.
>my love She had a boyfriend: edition
Oh boy...
>>706751337
^m seems like a decent range, as long as it's not actually touching what you want I don't mind
>>706751924
Your advice is falling on deaf ears, just saying
>>706752052
You call THAT a bully?
>>706751760
No! Bad Mizore!
Sup boys
Claim
![You Watanabe [079].png](https://i.imgur.com/xct9MPs.png "You Watanabe [079].png")
Something is telling me I should be here for this
>>706752161
It's lewd and I'd rather not describe it in thread.
>>706752185
It was only a matter of time...
I saw her thought she was hot. then I find out she is a black belt and kills a spider for em in the same day. Im in love. I start following her around. 3 days later (today). I make it clear im going to pop the can we go out thing. the texts went like this
>>706752518
same
>>706752714
>>706751811
Mia boludo, how you doing my man?
>>706751839
Hello Ro Bee. Say, am I a qt?
>>706751880
lel
>>706752714
Hi Gardy, never saw the flying tuna you drew.
>>706752052
Go on the practice range. Got any vidya that you haven't played in a while?
>>706752161
Good to hear! Up to anything?
>>706752321
Maybe youll be moved to day shift?
>>706752406
Added. You've shown me this yesterday lol
>>706752448
That's what I'm saying! But I can't go all out yet. Not in front of the qt or I'll look like an autist!
Yup!
It's too long to post here. I have to do a single post
>>706752787
>Whack attack, talk like that? Get the smack!
>>706752962
I will forver love that face
>>706752321
"a cute" said another cute~<3
>>706752254
IS THIS GUY AGAIN
>>706752901
A qt? Yes, the biggest qt
>>706752714
Don't you have somewhere else to be right now? Like, you know, in bed? Snoring?
>>706752033
YOU CAN'T BULLY ME! Everyone knows this!
>>706752321
"Simple" and "Easy" are worlds apart, for sure.
>>706752361
>I'm going to tell you to move on, but you won't, because the core issue here seems to be that you can't cope with hearing something you don't want to hear.
>I'm going to advise you that this is probably not your safe space, and neither is the Discord.
>You're going to get kicked out of the Discord and flip out.
>Then you're going to try to use pity about how nobody likes you to start the cycle over again. I imagine you're trying to use pity on this girl right now.
Or you can just chalk your love for this girl as a loss and move on with your life. We all have unrequited loves or relationships that we think should have worked, but didn't. It fucking sucks to cope with, but you need to.
>>706752757
I know, this is for posterity Nostradamus style.
Sorry guys, I'm flipping out now. I should probably get to the gym eeeeeeeeee
>>706752901
I was too lazy to draw clouds, you want clouds still?
>>706750882
Not too much muh smug friend
About to start drinking, so sam ol. Same ol
>>706752901
Just waiting for
Some one to claim Panzer IV.
-m
>>706753013
I will forever love that anon
>>706753066
O GOD WHO?
>>706752625
Now I am. But is it me or S-mug you are trying to talk to???
>>706752757
I haven't played today, but from what I've read it's range has been halved. Which is fucking stupid. The entire point behind vacuum was so you don't have to pick up that 4000th Serration duplicate. Based on the range nerf I would assume that it's more noticeable on large tilesets compared to some of the smaller ones like corpus ships and grineer ships.
Still it's like... why nerf the range? What possible reason did they have behind it? The mod itself should have been universal instead of it being an ability. That itself would have been acceptable.
>>706752805
Hm..sorry but who are you?
>>706752448
Smug
Shinoa bro
Smugs (Umi only)
Brother(Umi only)
Frenemy (rikka only)
Smugalicious (kurisu only)
Smuggles (prinz only)
Smuggy
Smugler (rei only)
Smuggette (rory only)
Senpai (moka only)
Smugglers
Bb (arby tomo only)
Lil ship (Amatsu only)
Mutha Smugga (sarisa only)
M'smugger (rory only)
Smuglette (rory only)
Smugwing (maki only)
Warden (mizore only)
Smuglord (nico only)
Smug mug (doll only)
Thicc (renge only)
Smugsy (tristana only)
Shinoe (uta only)
Great shinoa (hanako only)
Smugga (eru only)
Smuggaroni (yuuki only)
Smug city (you know only)
Day-walker (mavis only)
Queen of smugnatrix(akame only)
Electric Smugaloo(ran only)
Smugathon (Eu only)
Mom (Neptune only)
Royal smugness (Laura only)
Smuggie (tsunyun only)
Big Smugger (Illya only)
Smugathor (rory only)
>>706752841
Essy, you alright?
How are you handling it?
>>706753066
A roodo
>>706752841
just stab the guy, be quick about it and make sure you do it in an area without surveillance, you'll get the 3d qt to yourself that way and she'll probably crush small rodents and birds for you
>>706753102
>
>>706752956
Basically every game I own, I've been mostly using my phone.
>>706753066
Of course I am the best qt 3.1416
>>706753247
How am I supposed to know? I'm on my phone. -m
>>706753066
Don't you have a cock to gobbl-
I mean a cutie to cuddle?
>>706753068
>Bully bully! Drop the 90 megaton bully bomba.
>>706753277
>Forgetting Smugnado.
>>706752804
Nothing wrong with a description
>damnit just tell me
>
>>706752956
No just working and conversing with other waifus
>>706753511
I don't know.
>What will you do for it?
>>706752956
It was my inspiration. I used to call a waitress Slagothor. And she was dating one of the cooks.
>>706753387
No.
>
>>706753400
Neptune?
>>706753277
Forgetting
>Mom
>>706753277
>Lil ship
That's me!
You're lil' smug
>>706753387
>
>>706752841
>hey can i talk to you after class (me)
>I have to run home can you text me(her)
>id rather ask in person (me)
later
>how goes the cooking (me)
>oh andrew cooked instead (her)
>oh your bro sounds nice(me)
>lol hes my boyfriend not my bro(her)
I stoped working for 3 minutes just stareing at phone
>I thought you said you where not dating(me)
>I dont like talking about my relationships I said he is amazing and gave hints I liked him(her)
>how long have you been dating(me)
>I would never have guessed(me)
>its my business I dont like taking about it please stop being so aggressive
no idea why she was pissed fuck my feelings right
>>706753200
I DUNNO BUT HE'S CALLED AMATSUN
>>706753314
A Gardesnore
>>706753400
That's exactly what I said~
>>706753463
Well, I mean, I could gobble y-- I mean, cuddle with you, if you want~
>>706753277
What a smug list
>>706753387
Post them yourself.
>>706753463
>all the bully
>desperate for a cuddle
My my~, Mizore a tsun
>>706753441
I'm C_Data Tomoko. AKA OG Tomoko. AKA Elitist Tomoko.
>>706752956
I hope not, day shift is pure suck.
>>706753066
I am not a cute.
>>706753068
Very true.
>>706752960
Whoa, hol up there nig. Whacks dont do shit against Atrax Robustus.
>>706752052
I'll try to get some soon.
How are things going for you, Neptune?
>>706752790
Mami!
>>706752448
I'll be reading books alone, as per usual. Might make a plan change if you're up for something, though!
>>706753816
Dosent help. -m
>>706753314
A potat spotted
>>706753799
A roodber
>>706753873
Hey senpai!
>i am not a cute
Shut up, yes you are
>>706753765
>Why won't the world accommodate my desires
Because people are individuals and have their own interests
Not everyone will like you, deal with it
>>706752956
Who knows, maybe she's into autists. She needs to know from the get go that she'll always only be the third most important thing in your life.
>>706753277
Damn son that quite a bit. Good to see you obviously keep it updated regularly.
I don't understand why one of them is "Lil ship" though, doesn't seem to fit to me
>>706753765
Cuck him
>>706753799
OSHIT WHO'S THAT?
I DUNNO THE GUY
>>706753765
I think it's just a test, she wants to confirm you're as alpha as you seem.
Just pulverize him a little bit
>>706753740
Exactly.
>>706753765
Where is the proof that backs this went down like that?
>>706753400
Some quality ass clouds right here
>>706750187
All in good fun, Nepu.
>Mami
>>706754009
You serious? I am the longest returning Tomoko claimer of the thread. If that doesn't help you, you might have brain problems. Or are drunk.
salutations one and all~
>>706754123
Must not be Noble-sempai then...
-m
>>706753387
You should know by now. You want lewds of marie rose. Roll tripps or higher or jjst google them and save yourself some time.
>>706753765
That sucks man. Hard to hear. Was that your first girlfriend?
>>706754012
Beep bop badaboop
>>706753619
I don't know what do you want?
>>706754261
Hello Akeno~
Deus Vult Kill all muslims
>>706753441
>>706753816
sorry other tomo he is looking for me i just hit him on steam
>>706754386
HI how you be?
>>706754225
I'm on a god Damn cell phone!
-m
>>706753387
Welp your wish has been granted.
>>706754333
>tripps
>>706754037
why do you respond to me if you dont like me
>>706754123
why would I make this up?
>>706754073
not my thing but I would love to hurt him in some way
>>706754095
I cant fight
>>706754319
she wasnt my girlfriend yet I loved her alot though and ive never had one
>>706753174
Watching drinking on? Cause I got a bottle of water
>>706753387
>
>>706753400
If it's phone, try love live school idol project. It's a rythem game
>>706753463
You call me by that? I thought it was Warden. It's been updated
>>706753511
Stocking shelves and what not?
>>706753745
Adorable gif. Change it to mommy?
>>706753751
FUCK SORRY
>>706753814
Thank ya kindly
>>706753873
Cant be that bad? At least you'll be occupied
>>706754044
I took her on ther first date to the mall. Went to Barnes and Noble and she said 'look at these japanese comics! They're soo...ugh..sexual!'
Thanks. Took me months to get the list. That's my fault but I fixed it
>>706754261
Hi
>>706754012
A cute Mumi
>>706754077
I DUNNO BUT HE'S CUTE AS FUCK
Also he got dubs twice in a row like me
>>706753814
CAN I LEWD WITH >>706753873 NOW?
>>706753873
You are one of the cutiest qts I've seen
I have awaken
>>706749533
>>706754491
WELL WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?
HOW IS THIS NOT HELPING?
I AM NOT S-MUG TOMOKO FUCKER.
GO SEE A BRAIN DOCTOR AND ASK IF YOU ARE RETARDED.
>>706753974
Oh well, can't complain, somewhat ok I guess.
>>706754171
Of course! You didn't took it tge wrong way, did you? (Pardon me if you did plox k thx)
>>706754396
This man, he knows what he's going about, FOR THE HOLY LAND!!
>>706754319
She wasn't his gf.
>>706754139
Fuck yeah fam
>>706754528
heyyyy waddup?
>>706754522
>I've never had one
Don't hold out for one girl. They're all cunts. Gettjng a girlfriend / getting with some chick at a bar is a numbers game
>>706754123
How is your hydrogen?
>>706754528
I'VE TELLING YOU EVERYTIME I SAW THAT LIST
>>706754569
>can I lewd with Makoto now
I thought what we had was special ;-;
>>706753799
Oh well that sounds like a fun time with me, rooooby~
>>706753814
Mizore a bully!
>Bully combo x99
>>706753952
>Take a rack and give a smack attack with a side of WHACK
>>706754386
Oh I think you know~
>>706754528
Yeah in telegram.
>>706753974
What kind if books do you read?
Unfortunately I'm trying to wind down so I can fall asleep, sorry. I'll be free all night Friday night though. Or tomorrow night if you're on a little bit earlier
>>706754528
>these Japanese comics
REEEEEEEE
>>706754569
owo
>>706754333
owowo
>>706754171
owowowowo
alright, who wants to play monopoly
>>706754629
Alice!
>
>>706754691
I dont want sex or a one night stand I want a loving relationship with hugs
>>706754907
No hugs for you.
>>706754907
I'm still saying it's a numbers game.
Trust me. Been there. Done all the shit you're going through
>>706754036
Hey Kitten.
>Yes you are
Shut up, no I'm not!
>>706754528
I worked it once. It is, in fact, that bad.
>>706754569
Surely you jest. For I am nothing of the sort, never have been, and never will be.
>>706754750
Who said you couldn't join,l Bote. Or would you be too spooked. :^)
>>706754685
Playing arkham knight. You?
>>706754750
I wanted to annoy you for a bit :)
>>706754759
I have little memory of this but I will look through it dude
>>706754784
I KNOW! I had to keep my cool. It's hard
>>706754750
It is special~ It doesn't compare to what I have with others
>>706754759
Well, I mean, if you call me Roodby... then I'll have to go Roodbye
>>706754857
OWOWOWOWOWOW
>>706755138
Oh fun!~
and just chilling...mostly bored n tired though...
>what to do, what to do...
This happens every time its not fair Im starting to think getting a gf cant actually happen to me. im sick of the people i befriended to help me get that girl. they think im handling it wrong normal fags. im going to sit alone and talk to know one. if im alone any longer im going to shoot up a place and die.
>>706754640
Is this guy fucking retarded?
Gonna go to bed now. Cya fuckers later
>>706754522
I seem to be the only one who puts things bluntly
Yet you choose to not acknowledge it
>Ran-sama
>>706755253
ARE YOU?!
>>706755240
Just kill them all
>>706755341
probably
>>706754695
Fucking everywhere my man, wew, I tell ya.
>>706754528
Dunno, the memory is something I have to save for pics and all that. I would go for a retro looking game, do you like those ones, "mommy"?
>>706754522
I'm not saying you have, just that you could be hidding some details and not showing anything to back up your sayings.
>>706755150
Yo Ruby, what would happen if I decided to... Owo you?
>>706755324
You and me both actually.
>Neptune
>>706754784
Not an issue at all.
Typically, I enjoy romance, sci-fi, and drama. I absolutely ADORE mystery & crime, those books are personal favorites.
What about you?
~Swiss
>>706755461
I really think you are considering I basically told you multiple times who I am and who I was not.
And you still couldn't figure out if I was the Tomoko claimer you were looking for.
Want me to bake?
>>706755518
Could I have some H2?
