Fridge thread. Post your fridges.
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Fridge thread.
Post your fridges.
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>>706737715
it doesn't work like that.
>>706737939
have you NEVER cleaned this fridge since you moved in? thats disgusting.
>>706737614
damn my boy i see you, queso on deck. also cutos for a clean fridge
>>706737939
bruh you got empty milk and busch and your fridge is dirty but you got siracha so you get 1 point
>>706738091
i live alone and i work a lot, it keeps beer cold and that's pretty much the only reason i own a fridge.
whatever. here.
>>706738233
>empty milk
i recycle everything and the bins are full, i purge the fridge of glass and plastic like once a month.
>>706738233
>>706738150
nigger spotted.
>>706738448
what if i told you...
im not black???
>>706738634
wtf are you in australia?
"A fridge full of condiments and no food. How embarrassing." --The Narrator
>>706738389
think of this quote every time i open my fridge.
>>706738150
In the military clean fridge is mandatory
>>706738634
>>706738838
Idky it uploaded upside down, lel.
Texas.
Going to be able to tell who still lives with their mommy real quick by how packed the fridge is
>>706737614
This is an interesting thread, I'll bite
Ddods ma parents fridge count? Honestly would look alot like most in thread if i lived alone
>>706738697
Then I'd laugh even harder, because that's fucking pathetic.
Wot
>>706738848
Isnt he actually Tyler Durden?
>>706739126
>filename
>this fucking new
>>706739126
> Trying this hard
> Being that wrong
>>706739126
definitely not you fucking ohh im so mad
>>706739184
he's just begging for replies anon, it's pretty pathetic, just ignore it.
>>706739184
>>706739126
hoe do u use such magic
More fridges pls
>>706739110
eddie?
>>706739128
why because i speak the fluent language of the negros better then you?
>>706739227
No, the host never says his name. His alternate personality is Tyler Durden, but in the books he's just referred to as "The Narrator". That's also the reason for the scene where he's reading stories about organs from their perspective too. "I am Jacks ___". He has no name, and if he does he calls himself "Jack" to show how useless having a name is.
>>706739511
ya i know an eddie
>>706739609
damn bruh so many dranks.. you stocked up cuh
Who the fuck buys thousand island dressing?!
>>706737614
>>706739731
thx g
>>706739609
>chicity3
mah nigga
>>706739609
Drinks galore, you have another fridge for food only?
>>706739609
>Post your fridges.
>>706739520
Because you're a 12 year old white faggot who walks around saying "damn my boy i see you" and "bruh" unironically. You probably call your butt buddies "nigga" too, but never in front of an actual black person. autist.
>>706739870
>caring about anything on 4chan
>at all
>ever
>autist
>>706739673
where is dusty
>>706740124
>being
>so new
>you dont understand
>how to greentext
>properly
wow, kid. you're a fucking trainwreck. 1/10 here's your final (you), lurk moar and git gud. this thread was shit tier b8 to begin with, and now OP is samefagging this hard. go ahead and google all those words, kiddo. im sure you don't understand half of them.
>>706739870
i dont even have to say shit cause my boy already said it for me >>706740124
>>706740304
>samefagging this hard
disgraceful.
>>706740212
i dont know I havent talked to eddie in years
>>706739128
>>706739184
>>706739227
>>706739270
>>706739287
>>706739291
>>706739330
>>706739337
>>706739432
>>706739511
>>706739520
>>706739578
>>706739609
>>706739673
>>706739731
>>706739735
>>706739738
>>706739761
>>706739762
>>706739836
>>706739870
>>706740124
>>706740212
>>706740303
>>706740304
>>706740360
>>706740419
samebro
>>706740303
>here's your final (you)
that about sums it up, you kids just started forcing that idiotic bullshit a few months ago.
>>706739836
that is mine u fucking faggot come to my house then bitch
>>706740490
an attempt was made.
>>706740490
i thought someone genuinely replied to my post
no
im sad now
>>706740360
you seem so sure and yet youre so wrong.. lel.. please, spew more shit kid. more entertainment pls
>>706740612
dunce.
>>706740790
that's me lol do some actual research before you start pointing fingers pal
>>706740303
You're so embarrassing omg
>>706740772
>yet you're wrong
>lel no proof otherwise
>trust me im not samefagging
>why would i lie to you?
sure thing, kiddo.
>>706739738
Does your gf live with you?
>>706740969
>omg
>im the embarrassing one
best case scenario here, you're a woman. so tits or gtfo.
>>706740875
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP YOU ARE NOT CHICITY FUCK UP RIGHT THE FUCK OFF NOW STOP IT YOUR PULLIN ME KNEES TIMESTTTAAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPA
>>706740983
ahem.. what were you saying 'kiddo' ?
Please kill me. It's been like this for about 6 months. I've been living off fucking water and liquor store shit.
Hopefully costco will hire me.
>>706741067
I am a woman and you're not getting tits you cringey fucking faggot
>>706741232
>>706740772
>>706740738
>>706740490
>>706739184
>>706738150
>>706738448
>>706738697
>>706739128
>>706739520
can we all stop internet arguing thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>706741299
nice dubs baby
>>706741275
>>706740983
ahahaha thats right, no response. #rekt
>>706737939
What the fuck
>>706741508
why does everyone have so many drinks in their fridge?
All i have is milk water and beer
>>706737939
If your fridge looks like this I hope you find love in the world brother
>>706741275
Damn bro =/
I got dem dranks
>>706741943
>>706741724
see
>>706738246
>>706738401
i'm hardly ever home, i hardly ever cook. should i fill my fridge with shit i won't use?
>milk
>water
>beer
>cream cheese
>pickles
basically the 5 food groups. i'm fine with it.
>>706742061
Why cream cheese?
Bourbon , coke , water , bacon , 3 year old easter eggs , what else do I need.
>>706742121
i like it on toast.
>>706741943
>>706742017
what is crystal pepsi and where do I get it?
>>706741943
Currently seething with jealousy
>>706742176
>3 year old easter eggs
>>706742341
Yikes
>>706742344
Was a thing back in the late 90s. Crystal Clear Pepsi.
They released it again recently. Get them anywhere in the states I would imagine. I get them at my local Walmart, gas station, grocery store, wherever.
Tastes the same as regular Pepsi, its just clear.
>>706742176
i fel like ther a very sad story to thos egs grentest?
>>706742566
>late 90s
>>706742566
really? Why do I feel like it tastes more minty. am aowtistic
>>706742341
I'm sorry but that's just weird
bagels yes, but toast?
>>706741943
No Redd's Wicked ?
>>706739609
Get real. You know you dont drink those lipton green teas anymore
>>706742499
and i use it when i make football food
>sausage stuffed with cream cheese, rolled into a log, wrapped with bacon and smoked for a few hours before kick off.
>>706742725
u can b opn for me anon I wont hutr u
>>706742566
It's pepsi. Without the caramel color. That's it.
>>706739738
Underage Bait. Mods, ban this kid.
>>706742895
SHUT UP DONT TELL MY MOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
>>706742629
Not a sad story , people that don't know me well got me easter eggs not knowing I don't like chocolate , when I clean my place I never even look in the fridge , so they have just sat in there for years now . You might have just inspired me to throw them out , but probably not, that means I have to go downstairs .
>>706742803
>chicken breasts stuffed with jalapeno, sausage, pepperoni, wrapped in bacon and also smoked.
>>706743103
No no dont If they a chocololate eggs then they ar finely aged. U should give them to someoen. Or sell it on the interent
>>706742833
Kek r u drunk
Requesting a fridge filled with Dr. Pepper.
>>706743213
Sayin u wanna buy em ? Hm ?
>>706743523
Meey me on the depnet bro
[email protected]
>>706743501
yuo kno wat I dare you to share a poem you have writen ok?
>>706743732
Idek what to think about this .
>>706743884
okay you got me it a bluff sorry to hype u up
>>706744003
Dad stahp .
>>706743865
Pepe is good
Pepe is great
World is bade
>>706744277
This is a good fridge
>>706744358
It's empty am making lots of baby food
>>706744174
you could be a writer u genoisu
>also shaliday /b/rother
>>706744517
Why u eat baby food?
>>706737614
Are you in the Army OP? Cause that is my exact fridge, also, phone won't take pics less than 4 mb
>>706745251
only one reason you posted those bitch nails.
attention.
toss those tits out you slob.
I've got a skinned dead cat in a box in my fridge.
>>706745251
it's almost like you live in California and shop at Safeway.
>>706745846
Midwest
>>706739609
>>706745816
>>706746118
>>706745251
Am jelly
>>706746299
i chuckled.
>>706745432
>>706745825
Post it
I took a photo last night because it was abysmally empty, never thought it would be perfect timing for a fucking fridge thread.
>>706745926
Indiana?
>>706746736
What shit country do you live in
>>706746740
Nope ;)
Let's do shots fam
>>706746740
>desperate?
>>706746904
I don't drink
This.
>>706746941
>>706746904
>cap still on
good girl not drinking the booze belonging to the man of the house.
>>706746837
Australia. Why what's so weird about it?
>>706747203
>>706746736
straya
>>706747305
Topkek I lold forreal
>>706747305
best ITT by miles!
>>706746736
>Pauls Milk
kek. I wouldn't drink that shit.
>>706737614
>>706738634
HOW ARE YOUR BOTTLES STANDING
UPSIDE DOWN LIKE THAT
>>706737939
You don't get to dictate shit when you can't be fucked to replace a fridge lightbulb. In your own home.
Ole dusty sriracha havin ass....
>>706742017
UCC Coffee. Oh shit mah nigga wsup.
>>706743153
What the fuck are you doing dude?
>>706737614
The real dead giveaway that you're in the barracks is the fruit you take from the Dfac and will eventually throw out instead of actually eating. Been there, /b/rother!
>>706746500
>i cuckold.
fixed it for ya
>>706747805
>op thought he was bumping his own thread
>anon points out to him it does not work like that
>gets called a dictator
never change /b/
>>706747967
IS THAT A SEXTUBE IN THERE
>>706747967
Is that a fucking fleshlight in your fridge?
>>706747605
Are you me?
>>706748145
Yeah. I like to use it while its chilled, it's like fucking a snowgirl.
>>706748278
lmao
>>706747932
was an experiment, a fucking tasty one as well. the fuck you mean?
>>706748145
What is sextube?
>>706748334
Clean that shit!
>>706748334
>>706748333
nice trips. You know what I mean nigger.
>>706748334
Fuck yeah, this niggas poor as fuck.
>>706748582
i really don't, you wouldn't eat that chicken?
>>706748175
>>706745251
This bitch gots money. Tits or gtfo.
>>706746638
Wife won't let me. It's too soon since our cat died, but I may start a fridge thread later after she's gone. She did the skinning, by the way. We just haven't got around to burying the poor thing yet
>>706745432
Oh so quick! Seconded. Tits of gtfo
>>706745825
Pics or it didn't happen
>>706748917
Wait you're being serious?
>>706747305
Mushroom fell off shelf bruh
>>706746736
Somersby. And those water jugs. This is a Canadian Fag. MGI Toronto
Bump. Interesting thread op
>>706749271
Post your fridge
>>706746990
This wins. Can I come over. I will bring pulled pork and playing cards! Possible boomers
>>706749069
>>706749168
jesus christ.
he has no ded cat in the fucking fridge.
>posting on 4chan
>wife won't let me take a pic
yeah, seems legit.
>>706747605
CAT AND BANANAS
>>706749396
>>706749615
I had to prop the door, silly. No cats were harmed.
>>706748278
or a dead body.
Hey fatties, why aren't YOU on an ECA intermittent fasting diet/regime?
>>706749554
Yeah I do! Fuck you!
I'm sure it's a common thing people do when a pet dies and you don't have time to bury it. Skinning, on the other hand... I'll start a fridge thread tomorrow before noon on /b. You'll see
>>706746736
Bet ya like a bit of "Paul's milk" don't ya?
>>706750025#
Eat a snickers and stop being cranky
>>706750161
-will post skin too.
>>706742566
>Tastes the same as regular Pepsi
not the new batch, tastes more like sugar water with little pepsi flavor
>>706747305
>>HEB
My nigga
>>706750161
you don't and you won't.
>>706749168
Yes I am. This thread will 404 by tomorrow, so you'll see a new thread sometime before noon tomorrow.
>>706750228
Don't eat a snickers and stop being fat
i like this thread
>>706749069
Tomorrow
>>706750161
So much soda, you probably have the very distinct nerd smell, like a sickly sweet sour smell
>>706750574
What's in the green bag
>>706750574
dumbass fridge designs
the ideal fridge (or fridge/freezer combo) is a cube. A cube has the best ratio of surface area per volume of any rectilinear design
>best design would be a sphere but that's not practical
>>706750561#
You mad
>>706750731
Alcohol detected
>>706750559
>>706750643
>wait about 18 hours I'll deliver
>/b/ the movie, with no twist.
>>706750574
me too! It's neat to see what other people eat. I would post my fridge but that would require clothes because roommate, movement to fridge which is unacceptable, then like posting it. Too much effort. No one has any made food. Lots of pots.
>>706750643
If you kill a cat and put it in your fridge I will never forgive you. The internet remembers. Remember that anon
>>706750843
lunch for tomorrow, a sandwich
>>706750528
Fine! 11:30am, EST. /n. When I post my fridge + skinless cat corps, you reply "i am your bitch"
>>706751177
I'm not buying it anon. Nice double dubs BTW
>>706750879
I'm actually quite happy
i've posted >>706750025 related info before in other threads. ECA stacking with diet soda to serve as a meal substitute is the fucking bomb
i eat whatever i want, usually fast food/restaurant food for lunch as a primary meal, and don't really eat dinner or eat at home
>>706751297
Faggot
>>706750906
No twist is right, douche bag. I'm posting at 11:30am EST tomorrow
>>706750912
We have a no leftovers policy here.
>>706751177
is it a reuben? lie to me and tell me it's a reuben.
>>706751297#
yeah, I would be cranky too if ate shit food from crappie places with Sweaty Fred's jizz as a protein substitute.
>>706751490
i'll be at work, and like most people ITT will not be searching for a thread that will not happen, try less next time.
>>706751468
if you don't want to lose almost a hundred pounds, and go from a body fat percentage of 35% to 19%, feel free fam
>>706751036
He was put down due to cat aids and leukemia, or something like that. It would be a shame if his pelt went to waste. Not the first (former) pet cat we've done
MORE
>>706751515
I fucking love Reubens
>>706751833
Huh, good point about work...
>>706751943
if you ever visit ma.
http://www.maurysdeli.com/
it can't be beat.
>>706745251
L O N D O N
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bump
>>706751804
this week I've had:
>Rotisserie chicken from subway
>pork belly sandwich from Arbys
>original chicken sandwich and 6 nuggets from Wendys
yea, such shit food with such shit protein. sucks regularly eating clean chicken protein and delicious, tender pork
>>706753577
>trolling this hard in a thread this close to 404
try less.
>>706742017
sweet baby rays???? hell yea
>>706753577#
OH! Sweaty Fred works at Arby's! I get it now. You get his 'meat' instead of jizz. That's super protein!
>>706751804
>>706754503
why # ?
trying to force something?
>>706750731
female detected
>>706737614
Where's fridgebro when you need him
>>706751515
That's a sexy sandwich
>>706754503
Anyone else sick of always seeing the same shit in their fridge but keeps buying the same shit?
>>706738389
All that Walmart Great Value's brand stuff. To be honest most of it is the same. At least you knew enough to get Smuckers and not generic.
>>706755963
no.
Who Steals food?
How much theft do you need to have to put alarms on fucking meat?
>>706756367
In America the put DVDs and Blu rays in security boxes. In bad areas they put FUCKING CHEESE in them.
>>706756526
>>706756594
>>706756526
>>706756594
Why even be in fucking business? You're labor to do that costs more than selling it.
taco's, beer, and business
>>706756751
Classic.
>>706756367
>>706756526
>>706756594
that's the closest iv'e come to pissing myself laughing.
![rsz_wp_20161006_00_11_20_pro[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gmrE8j5.jpg "rsz_wp_20161006_00_11_20_pro[1].jpg")
I mostly just eat out or order takeout. Don't mind cooking just hate cleaning it up.
>>706756983
>>706755963
then why don't you buy something else?
and if you're not the one buying, the stfu
>>706757071
It's both funny, and sad at the same time.
>>706756778
No clue.
>>706757258
do you... do you like milk?
>>706739009
>>706739110
Only Non Poorfag... I was getting worried
>>706757258
not him, but i think the point is that there's just nothing you want more
like i get bored sitting at my computer, but i don't have any interest in going anywhere and having to deal with all the shitbags of the world
>>706757258
> fat free milk
Why do you even drink that processed shit? It's tap water mixed with milk solids and sugar.
Real milk has fat. Fat makes you lean, sugar makes you fat.
RIP chinese dogs.
>>706737614
>>706748000
good son job
>>706757508
>i don't have any interest in going anywhere and having to deal with all the shitbags of the world
yup, i work a shit ton of hours, order some food, and drink some beers while lurking /b/
i have no problem with this.
>>706757796
are those real dogs? they look like plastic...
>is that really what a dog looks like while being processed?
i've actually thought about what it would be like to eat dog. no opposition, just not something i'd put forth any effort to eat. like if i were in china already and someone offered, I'd say sure, but I wouldn't kill a dog for the sake of eating it
>>706757467
I like it more than water
That's about a 3 week supply there.
>>706737614
>>706757796
iv'e eaten dog, in russia, it was bretty gud. what was the point of your post?
>>706757936
that's what i think the guy's point was. it's not necessarily enjoying what you eat/what you do, there's just not something else you'd rather eat/do. it's not to say it's bad - just that you wish you'd do something else sometime
>>706757669
Fat free milk is about 0.5% fat and has 90 cal per cup
2% has 150 cal per cup.
I cook with the 2% or put it on my cereal.
Tell me how fat free milk has more sugar?
There is fat free milk that is mixed with stuff to give it more substance, I don't buy that shit.
>>706757669
All these fridges full of soda drinks which are like 300 cal/cup and the one fridge with skim milk gets criticism.
>>706758203
>what was the point of your post?
Just bumping the thread with a food related image.
>>706739609
I saw this video on youtube fuck off
>>706758484
>diet soda
>0 calories
>all 0s but 2% sodium
I'm aight here
>>706758486
sleep tite pizza kike
>>706758072
what do u eat?
>>706757258
why do you drink from multiple gallons at the same time?
>>706737614
Fuck my phone pic is too big to post
>>706758484
>calories are bad guys
whole hog detected
I have a whole folder of high res butter phots
aint even mad yet
This image is a lie.
>>706739609
I miss him...
>>706758703
food
