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Why are there never FLUFFY THREADs when I'm on here you faggots

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Why are there never FLUFFY THREADs when I'm on here you faggots
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>>706731010
they always get deleted by mods
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I feel like this fandom was great but very separated, i feel like people are leaving vs joining. Makes me sad the content was great while it lasted
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>>706732352
most that I've seen get pushed off naturally
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>>706732609
I would argue some mods dont care and maybe a few are doing it because ive seen threads just disappear fast vs some that stick around to like 100 imges.
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Iiiii
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Jjjj
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Iku
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Itu
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>>706732352
I see several fluffy threads reach the image limit every day.
I've very rarely seen a thread be deleted.
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MLP FURFAGS
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The best damn podcast
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The cavalry has arrived.
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Thanks again for your help and support you guys have given me over the weekend with my tulpa. Assuming that the best way to get the best way to get the best regards David David David David David David David David David David David David David David David David David David David David David David David David David David David David David David David David David David I am a little more time with you to get the chance of getting the best way to do with the new Sprint network of people who don't have to get a chance I could not get any more info about the new one and only then will have a great time with the new York city and time again and I have no clue what you want me to the new one for you to be able to make a difference of the best of the best of my resume for you and your company is not an issue with this is the only way I can you send me your address book or something else.
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>>706735412
Dude we all now caps lock is cruise control for cool but can you please stop?, while you have some dignity left anon.
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How do people look at /b/ and think trying to change it's content is a worthwhile endeavor?
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>>706735833
kinda shitty tbh fam
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>>706735412 (You)
Dude we all now caps lock is cruise control for cool but can you please stop?, while you have some dignity left anon.
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>>706736048
Because "Don't like what I don't like" I think.
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Bump, this is my guilty pleasure
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>>706735893
The fuck does that mean?
>David
>Tulpa
Screen Captured for future generations.
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>>706732352
Yes. Some shitty threads stay on for hours with little to no bump but fluffy threads are pruned.
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>>706736081
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>>706736243
>capturing lolrandom babble
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>>706736647
Dash lights and the other hand I am not sure what you think of it.
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>>706735649
This is art. Sublime.
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>>706736802
I want to see her sit like that in a train and watch feminists waffle around trying to blame it on men.
That is some world class womanspreading.
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>>706737152
She has internalized manspreading because she is oppressed by the patriarchy.
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>>706737134
seriously he draws the cutest fluffies foals i've seen. If he drew 1 hugbox i bet the fandom would go apeshit at how adorable it would be.
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>>706731010
Op is a janitor/mini-mod.
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>>706737505
People would keel over in a diabetes coma after reading the first page.
>>706737462
Dang that was fast, yet another chess game angrily flipped over and declared a win by feminism.
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>>706737685
I mean like human interaction but shit that is so adorable my spin just colapsed
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>>706737730
It's easy because the words don't really have to make sense.
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Bump
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>>706737880
Oh they do have to make sense, just not conventional sense. If a word is too inclusive such as the original description of sexism, which is hate or prejudice based on gender. You just redefine it power + prejudice and assign the power to the group you don't like. Makes perfect sense right?
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>>706741258
English?! this one looks good!
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>>706741473
I've seen it before. The mare shuns him then regrets it.
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>>706736387
>implying fluffy threads aren't shitty
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>>706732580
I blame WetFluff.

CallMeJanet didn't help either.
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>>706732580
>I feel like this fandom was great
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I don't understand these
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>mfw 4chan might end
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>>706742893
and nothing of value was lost
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>>706743223
A. if 4chan dies, the terrorists win

B. 4chan is not dying. It's a hoax by Hiro to sell more premium passes
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>>706742893
Then we move to a different numbered chan.
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>>706744481
Somebody's got a bad case of blue balls
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cringe as fuck
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>>706731294
abuser adopt foals but not the mother so she reqeust them back and now they hate her?

My fucking god that guy is a genius
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>>706745073
Is that a fluffy pony or a micro pig?
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>>706735644
Da
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>>706745468
>Adopts
I think you're looking for another word that starts with A anon.
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>>706736103
>>>getting horny
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>>706735649
Saw the end coming a mile away and still laughed.
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>>706738749
Why did I lose to "Norton's Dickbutt Salt?"
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>>706745055
First time on 4chan, huh?
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>>706735775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ali7L4yBYw4
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>>706747129

Something I've never understood is how the hell these things are supposed to pick up language in less than a month. Even the Ferals learn their pidgin English from each other, which seems like a good way to lose vocabulary from high mortality before more uncommon words can be heard by the foals.
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>>706748951
Supposedly, the part of the brain responsible for language is overdeveloped in fluffies, at least in some head canons.

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>>706748951

Fluffspeak is bio-programmed into their DNA. It just takes a few weeks for their brain to develop enough to go from peeps and chirps to speaking.
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>>706749924
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>>706749756

So if the fluffies were exposed to another language after birth, e.g. Mandarin, they wouldn't learn it and would still speak their pidgin English?
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>>706735775
>let's pour her with garden hose
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>>706750298

Yup.
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>>706750298
Yes, there have been a few stories set in countries where another language is spoken and they're described as still speaking their form of English.

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>>706750650
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Anyone have a hug box where the momma has her babies and the nyu daddeh takes care of them lovingly?
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>>706751064
Only suffering awaits.
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>>706751064

Want a story or image?
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>>706751462
Uh doesn't matter to be honest
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>>706745815
Any more of this this is great
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>>706751462
not
>>706751064
but anything cute like the following would be nice
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Dubs decides what I kill myself with.
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>>706750650

Interesting. Why haven't there been any creatures created with the same capacity for language, but actually useful? I've seen various fluffy creation stories but they never seem to be one-off accidents. Something that takes verbal instruction within one month of being born with no training seems like it could be a boon for unskilled labor.
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>>706751771
A yearly subscription to pornhub
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>>706750806

>>706751064
I have a text story with multiple chapters that eventually has that happen but it's long as hell and it would talk all night to post it all.
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>>706751933
That was quick.
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>>706751933
hell yeah
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>>706751933
Well then
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>>706751771
>>706751933
You heard the anon. Jack it till you die.

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>>706751064
this?
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>>706752726
Yeah. Just like that. Got any with humans?
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>>706751830

I wrote a few stories about using anthro fluffs for cheap labor and sex.
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what ever happened to the stories? Those were the best ones
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>>706752827
nope sorry hug box stuff is hard to come by sometimes
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>>706751650
That's it fam. Artist went off the charts awhile ago. I'd like to think that they somehow survive it and then the mom doesn't want them anymore because of how horribly scared they are from the game.
>Fluffy pony drowns
>Fin
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I might be more into this if 99% of them weren't written like a retarded speaks. It hurts my brain to read them.
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>>706753544
i know right now imagine hearing it irl
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>>706753560
Moar
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>>706753544
It's in part of their backstory that they were designed to be young (5-10 years old) children's pets and the kids would have found it cute.

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Anyone have that one with the mare who is forced to eat her foals but thinks she's just protecting them in her stomach or some slizz
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>>706754184
Sorry for not being up to date on fluffy lore.
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This shit is so autistic. Do you fags fap to it or something?
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>>706754787
OMG my heart
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Fuck off
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Does this count?
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>>706755710
no
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>>706754787

Am an educated fwuffy
Wif sketties on mah tink pwace
Got a baww in mah hoof
An a bwock in mah see pwace

Am a fwuffy mawe aww set wif mah bwankie
An mah babbehs is hungwy so ah gon gif dem miwkies.
Fowebah sweepies ain' nothing buh a tummy sketti away
Am wiving wife in a housie. What Daddeh say?
Am bestest fwuffy now buh just made bad poopies on da fwoow.
Da way Daddeh wookin', ah don't know.

Keep spending most ow wives wiving in a safe woom pawadise!
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>>706751830
As a self-taught linguist, this caught my attention. And that got me thinking:

Suppose one manages to modify the fluffies' DNA so that it can pick up any language they're exposed to. Then you have, I dunno, five of these modified fluffies. Keep them isolated from one another, and have them all learn to speak different languages. In my example, let's have them learn the major Romance languages (Spanish, French, Portuguese, Italian, Romanian). Obviously there'll be some phonetic corruption due to their inherent speech impediments, but linguistically speaking, they should all be different from one another (especially the Romanian-speaking fluffy, due to Slavic influence).

Then one day, you introduce all five of these Romance fluffies to one another. How, I ask, would they react? Would they construct a basic pidgin? Or would they just give up, cry, and never speak to one another?
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>>706755385

Oh look, it my Rain.
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>>706755258
Your legal guardian is gonna be pissed when they find out you're still up and on the Internet. How many more foster families do you think are going to take you in if you keep exhibiting this kind of rage?
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Personal favorite, wish there was a follow up. Goddamn shame anons keep driving away good old artist who decide to try and come back slowly killing the already dying site.
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>>706756003

Fluffies don't learn language. Fluffspeak is programmed directly into their DNA. Some say they're perfectly capable of speaking proper English it's just that the focus groups thought they would appear cuter if they spoke like a toddler.

If Fluffspeak is indeed programmed, then all you have to do is swap out a different language in the DNA code.
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Sooo....We hit the image limit. New thread?
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The fuck is wrong with you people. Why can't you make trap threads like normal folks?
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>>706756657
I see. And suppose we reprogrammed a select few individuals, again using the suggested languages. We wait for them to develop their respective languages, then introduce them to each other for the first time. How would they react?
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>>706757446
NEW THREAD
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>>706756657
Fluffies are shown frequently to pick up new words from humans, so they can learn.
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