Are we going broke /b/?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Are we going broke /b/?
yes
>>706727553
I still don't understand why they don't add more ads. I mean who gives a shit about thos ads on the top/bottom and on the sides. If they're not popups it's all good
>>706727553
First a hacker, now a hub of offensive posts
Get your shit straight CNN
someone give me money for star wars battlefront dlc
What ever happens to that rich minecraft dude that was gonna buy 4chan?
>>706727553
nope. chinese moot is a greasy motherfucker that is trying to convince people to buy passes by pretending he is going broke, but he's rich as fuck.
why was this never a problem with moot?
![douche[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CBj9c5R.jpg "douche[1].jpg")
Just do like wikipaedia
>>706729235
Don't bother. It's shit
>>706727553
Been here for a fucking decade.
Kinda want this place to go bust and fuck off... only because I don't know how to quit this place.
I've tried to quit /b/ and /pol/ so many times but I always find myself here like 8 hours a day.
Might have something to do with the relentless drinking.
>>706729605
tl50 heavy repeater?
>>706729171
Or we could just remove all the 50 gay weeaboo and porn boards that we don't need.
>>706730039
Ever tried getting a fucking job?
>>706730272
This seems reasonable, just ban all the fag posters who post constant cuck shit, porn threads, trap shit, loli, shota and fur bullshit, ideally if we could just toss them all in a fucking volcano.
Actually banning porn, of all kinds would cut the bandwidth requirements by about three quarters.
>>706729171
all this talk about ads and adblocker made me decide to turn off adblocker for the first time in 7 or 8 years and I don't see a single ad.
at the top is a 4chan banner, and below that is an animated gif telling me to go to /s4s/ , but no ads in the catalog or in threads.
and yes I restarted firefox.
too many people consume for free. i think we need to find a way to actually contribute. it might really be 4chan pass time. the chan has millions of discreet visitors a month, if 1/20th of us bought passes the place would be all good for a long long time. it sucks but damn.
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706730931
i thought that was the hip thing to say
What does it cost to get a pass? How long is it good for? What can I do/get with a pass that I can't with Judy being anonymous.
>>706731487
$80.00
3 days
it makes you fill out 5 captchas every time you post
>>706730854
>The Chan
>>706730470
this seems like a plausible solution
NO
WE ARE NOT FUCKING GOING BROKE
THE SITE IS NOT DYING
EVERY MEDIA OUTLET LOVES WRITING ARTICLES ABOUT US
THEY BASE THIS OFF HIRO'S TWEETS
NOTHING ELSE
GO TO THE GOOKS PAGE
WE ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE
>>706730470
And what would be left to attract users? People come to /b/ in particular largely for that shit. Can't just get rid of everything you don't like lest you be the only person left.
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706732028
Weirdos and faggots came for that, we can clear them out and maybe have some decent threads again.
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706732028
who gives a fuck, we don't need all those faggots, it's not like they do anything but shit up threads with their faggot shit.
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706732028
Spotted the closet weirdo, go to tumblr for your weird porn you fag.
>>706729171
Who wants to advertise their business on a website of loli loving shota fur masturbators?
>>706730854
>The chan
>I thought it was the hip thing to say
Kek
>>706732287
>weirdo
>on /b/
>>706730931
>>706731759
>>706732058
>>706732130
>>706732173
You boys are as crotchety as some old hens. Just buy your damned TheChan Pass already.
>>706732123
Threads like what exactly? You start banning specific topics and you start losing those users, which leads to that percentage of any user-based income. Are you suggesting downsize everything and make 4chin an exclusive online clubhouse for you and people like you?
>>706732547
u mad?
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706731487
20 buckaroos for a year and you don't need to do captchas. That's all.
>>706730414
I'd love to, but no one wants to fuck me. Let alone pay me for it.
>>706732647
No, not as such.
>>706732123
Are you hearing yourself ? This is /b/ we ARE the weidos and faggots ffs
>>706732539
different sort of weirdo, they are just the jew shilling fucktards that post stupid shit every minute over and over again, shit is useless.
>>706732637
Yea, before all the bandwagon faggots jumped on board there was at least some entertaining threads, now it is like 95% stupid porn threads over and over along with x decides what i say and other tired bullshit. Get rid of those faggot users and we can move back to random banter threads and maybe some raids again.
If each of us only puts $1 into a 4chan fund, we could help make a fortune
>>706732882
nope, there are weirdos and faggots even among weirdos and faggots.
it's happening.gif
>>706732882
You know god damn well the type of weirdo that is and it is just annoying, not funny or epic thread worthy. If you like pony porn or shota, go fuck off to tumblr with it and leave this place for entertaining weirdness.
>>706730931
No all I can hear is Clarkson saying the chan over and over..
>>706729171
>I still don't understand why they don't add more ads.
Because nobody wants to advertise here. Why would they risk their brand name on the off chance some NEET is going to have his mom buy a MLP buttplug? Ads were hard enough to sell when /b/ was shitting everywhere, now /pol/ and the rise of the triggered kkknights makes it impossible. I would laugh if my company even brought up this place
>>706733313
>2016
>not tricking your company into advertising here
It is like you don't even want to win.
>>706732882
Not me I just like gore scat and some pissing..
>>706733313
Hillary could make up some dank meme ads lemao
>>706730414
THEY TUK OUR JERBS.
>the chan
>>706727553
>Are we going broke /b/?
How about an official 4chan youtube channel?
We all subscribe and let Hiroshimoot rant, or get an English speaker to rant, and let Jewtube pay him then he uses the Jew gold to pay for 4chan.
>>706730854
>the chan
martin shkrels?
>>706730272
Without those boards who will keep those furfags away. YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
>>706732865
Thanks
>>706733758
>forgetting post number
maybe we're losing revenue because more than half the people here are immigrants from reddit and tumblr and the fucking mods don't ban them.
>>706729509
Rich and stupid, though. he's made many public statement about refusing to pay settlements he's been found responsible for. I would not be surprised if the US and Japanese revenue services have started quietly handing him notices about audits, leans, etc. This kinda thing might end up with 4chan just becoming a dead address until someone buys the IP at auction.
>>706733899
Just ban them all, literally no need for any of it.
>>706733960
I didn't say that at all you retarded faggot. it's easy to argue against someone when you make up things for them huh?
I've been here right around 6 years. It's shit now, it was shit then. It's just a different type of shit. But "epic threads" were rare then too. Day to day was garbage. I look back and reminisce but I know how to take the goggles off and acknowledge the truth. 4chan will be around another decade or so. Unless the PC police actually win and we lose free speech.
>>706732961
>no they're the weirdos and faggots
I crown thee "Queen of Denial"
>>706732901
>things will go back to how they used to be and we can have fun the way we used to back in my day.
Those are some thick nostalgia goggles you're wearing and they appear the be rose-tinted as well.
>>706730854
>>706730931
>>706731759
>>706732058
>>706732130
>>706732173
>>706732783
>>706733758
>>706733848
im going to miss this place
>the chan
>>706733673
DEY TERK YER JERB!
>>706734147
Sorry. I responded to the wrong post.
>>706734333
trap poster detected
>>706734449
whatever fag
>>706734347
were are we gonna go anon? what happens on the day after? we-we'll meet again r-right?
Behind every chinaman is a white man giving him advice for free.
>>706729537
Accept all of us know 4chan is a shit show.
>>706727553
We need to ban all the teen and loli threads. That way business will want to place ads here.
No loli
No teen
No Gore
No /b/
No /pol/
No racism
>>706734362
>forgetting post number
>>706734513
This place is dying...... i will miss you anon. fuck i need a feel thread. this place was here for me and it just fuck to see the thing you love dying.
>>706734629
>master-bait
>>706734629
if we do this the terrorists literally win
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706733773
>All the views Jewtube gets from the vids posted here they ought to be willing to pay.
>what about letting porn vids post here too then sharing xvideos or xhamster excluslively . . . let them pay a few K per month for exclusive rights to 4chan.
> big advertisers don't want to sponsor us, but how many comedians / actors would love to have their pod cast promoted here?
> Premium area for personal army requests
>>706734790
Do you want 4chan to go away? I was being serious.
>>706734629
nah, just ban
furfags
bronies
trap posters
cuck threads
and a few others I'm probably forgetting
>>706734629
Which leaves nothing of value.
Yes, nothing.
>>706732865
yet you still get banned for posting beatisality, even though it's not illegal to do so
>>706727553
No, Hiroshima Nagasaki is shilling people into buying 4chan passes. Apparently he did something similar with 2ch in Japan. Shilled about going broke then made bank.
>>706734936
This.
>>706730272
This, just delete the porn boards and merge some of the anime boards.
>>706733283
The greatest Chan...
In the woooorld.
yo on the back of my head theres this little ball type thing on the center back of my skull
wat is this.
>>706734963
Oh no, you can't post a "enter porn type here" thread, whatever will you do? You might actually have to jerk off by looking for porn.
>>706734936
found Omar Mateen
>>706730767
Restart your browser
>>706734935
you want to save 4Chan by taking away the things that make it what it is.
You're like the people who want to save our freedoms from terrorists by giving up freedom.
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706730854
>the chan
why not le chan
>>706735074
idk
>>706734069
We need a fucking wall so they can't come here
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706734069
fucking refugees man i had it up to here with them
>>706732028
There is plenty of other places you can get that shit. there is no other place you can get the community we have here.
Preserve whats unique and important not whats popular
>>706735135
It runs on volunteers for Mods, yes? Essentially it's board speculation on a tweet. But if 4chan needs money, it does exist out there. I have to wonder why it isn't more than wild speculation without direct input.
>>706735074
Post pic
>>706729537
i wouldnt donate to this website. the sites got no moderation so most of the time i cant even discuss what i come here to discuss because of all the crazy off topic spam, shit posting, and /pol/ posting. i mean there is /b/ but this board is literally only porn of gay and loli shit 99% of the time
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706730854
ze chin
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706735324
>>706735325
>>706735430
>>706736267
>>706736309
>>706736395
get it in while you still can bros. go on, fiddle away, fiddle like cheap whores while rome burns.
>>706727553
I just read it. I guess it.
>>706736579
>fiddle like cheap whores while rome burns
>*tips fedora*
>>706736823
That's why moot leaves this shit. He can't afford it, nor the Japanese dude
>>706737008
>cool story bro
>>706730039
Kill yourself
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706730854
El chan
>>706735267
>Restart your browser
>>706730767
>and yes I restarted firefox.
>>706730854
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706735074
Deez nutz, nigga.
there is always this if 4chan shutsdown
>>706735358
Kek
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706738068
that place has been dead for quite some time
also nice filename faggot
>>706730931
el chano
I'm pretty sure it's because a lot of people migrated when GG happened.
>moot trying to censor this place
That was his final mistake.
Also in order to save this place it's up to use to make a change within the community. And we need to start with /pol/. I'm not saying remove it, but to contain them. I swear to fuck I can't have a thread about certain topic like mafia 3 without a bunch of /pol/ack shitting up my thread.
>>706730931
>the chan
>>706730854
>The chan
If 4chan were to get shut down, what site would everyone go to? Is there a decided on alternate site?
>>706738540
>>706730854
>the chan
>the chan
>>706736118
I guess we can support /b/, /pol/, etc: give money to the shit you like
>>706738620 8 chan. Moving up in the world fam
>>706730854
>>706730854
>the chan
We have to create jobs /b/. We have to keep the jobs from leaving and cut taxes. China and Mexico are killing us on trade. Really, we need to kick out the weak leadership.
>>706738826
New fag detected
>>706738999
Trips confirms it.
>>706738540
>>706738999
Checked.
>>706738620
Marianas, dude
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706738999
>New fag
newfag detected, but nice trips though
also, I wish I was a newfag. so much time wasted in this shithole
4CHAN IS GETTING AN OVERHAUL AND YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO DECIDE ITS FATE!.
Only ten boards can remain. Which do you choose?
>>706730854
Thoes kids sure do run wild now and day on the chans am I right?
>>706730854
nahc ehT<
>>706739357
Ylyl
Cringe
Loli
Shota
Porn
Pics you should not share
Pics you shouldn't of shared 2
Dubs decide what I say
Feels
Farewell
>>706729537
why did they take out the audio word pronunciation on Wikipedia? that was the best fucking feature
>>706739718
He said boards not topics ya cunt
>>706739594
teh ch4n
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706740041
topics makes more sense, and ban those boards that are based on said topics, and get the topics out of unrelated boards.
>>706732498
Companies that sell that shit...
>>706730854
>>706738068
why live?
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706730470
>loli
How dare you
>>706740726
It's very simple. Hiroshimoot is trying to get rich off his shitty investment.
There's no money in 4chins. Just sadness and disappointment.
So please, don't worry. We're here.... forever!
>>706740869
You are part of the problem.
>>706731656
If there's any truth to the Martin Shkreli rumors, that probably is what they're going to cost
>>706741037
I know...
>>706730272
remove /b/ and /pol/
site saved
that was easy
If trips, 4chan survives.
>>706741403
If dubs, 4chan's death is confirmed.
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706741561
go back to bed mark
>>706730854
>the chan
Get rid of the porn boards, we don't need them considering we've got dumb shit like that on /b/ as well. Low traffic boards could also probably go, as they're probably no more than a waste of space. The main drawback would be that /b/ would probably be filled with all the shit that was deleted, but that's a small price to pay honestly, and /b/ is pretty crap as it is, so no real loss there. Who knows, it might make /b/ interesting.
>>706727553
Moot please come back
>>706739357
/pol/
/wsg/
/rekt/
/v/
/k/
>>706730854
Ad revenue would increase if goddamn mods allowed actual free speech. Place wasn't in dire straights back when a bunch of SJW didn't control posts.
>>706732498
>Who wants to advertise their business on a website of loli loving shota fur masturbators?
The makers of the fleshlight?
Blizzard?
Nissin Ramen Noodle?
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706739557
>now and day
Arguably more autistic than the faggot who said
>the chan
>>706742221
why you sperging about an old meme?
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706742207
Amen muthafucka. Just because we are the lowest dregs of humanity doesn't mean we don't buy shit. Totino Party pizza, depression clinics, pray away the gay clinics, escort services. This place is a real gold mine.
>>706732123
>>706732164
>>706732287
>>706735582
Don't you fucking faggots get it? We ARE weirdos and faggots
The fact that there are normies who can't tolerate other weirdos and faggots are the reason this place sucks
YOU are the problem
Fucking fags
>>706740406
what?
>>706732498
There is a market for everyone.
>>706727553
Stop following the Clinton News Network and you wont be inundated with false and fabricated stories.
>>706742355
Cause this is the Chan, nigga.
Step up.
>>706742663
No, you are ridiculous faggot shitposters who do nothing but post the same god damn thread every 5 minutes. It is a stupid circle jerk. I don't give a fuck if you like that bullshit, but posting it 40 times an hour gets retarded, just look at god damn porn and jerk off, you don't need to shitpost 24/7.
Im still pimped out
It's not the first time this place has almost gone broke. Enable donations or something.
>>706741846
Why would you remove the porn boards? Some of them could easily be merged along with several other boards like
>>>/v/
>>>/vg/
But for the most part the boards are there because they are necessary, there was too much traffic in one place so it had to be moved
>>706734629
then why bother with this place at all senpai?
>>706730854
Screencap this
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706742882
Well than make another board, or ban them from /b/ and tell them to go to another board that more suits their faggotry, but trying to purge them from the community doesn't work because bans are easily avoidable and half of them actually frequent other boards and threads as well as act like furfags
They are an inherent part of us, without them we wont be the same, and with the tons of normies like you who can't comprehend this we have become much more like Reddit
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706742909
Porn boards to me don't make any sense. You want porn? Go search for it or some shit. If you think merging would be a better idea, fine, but I myself can't see any real point for them, and if they were removed, I wouldn't notice.
>>706730854
>the chan
I think things should be fine as long as everyone's pitching in.
>>706743185
The point is the traffic is the problem you fucking retard, if you get rid of the constant shitposting, it would lower the traffic and therefore lower bandwidth requirements.
Go find porn on the internet like you do anyway and just jerk off to it you fucking moron.
>>706730854
Riperino your fucking input, it shall be drowned by...
>the chan
>>706730854
>the
>chan
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706736118
>there is /b/ but this board is literally only porn of gay and loli shit 99% of the time
And that's why you're here.
Maybe after Trump wins the election he'll return us the favor for the free advertising and pay the bills here? He wont forget us right?
>>706730272
its the retarded roll threads and trap threads/ faggot threads
>>706742882
This, checkmate atheists.
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706743893
>>706743992
>>706743739
>>706743649
>>706743545
>>706743261
>>706743338
>>706743086
>>706742474
> durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr let me follow the trend
>>706730854
>the chan
> Halve the pages of threads to 5
> clears out dead bloated threads faster, important for slow boards like the porn ones.
> Storage and bandwidth improved..
>>706744155
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706744228
I'll break your fuckin' legs little nerd
>>706744428
>>706730854
>the chan
>he chan
>e chan
> chan
>chan
>CHAN
>CHANNNNN
>>706744401
>there goes another bandwagon dick rider
im not giving up the chan
also check em kek wills it
>>706744428
how many confirmed kills do you have?
>>706744662
> another one
>be original fag
>>706744793
coming from a racist pepe the frog enthusiast. how dare you.
>>706738620
something with more sociopathic content than anon-ib of old
>>706743483
You can't get rid of it
Ban evading is 2EZ
>>706743273
Most of them were created as containment for the massive amount of porn that used to go to
>>>/b/
You autist what's so hard to understand
>>706744726
Five confirmed in Iraq and one soon to be confirmed kill from a scrawny teenager who spends his time on an image website all day
>>706734629
The grace of 4chan is doing all of these while being completely anonymous.
That's kinda what pushed stuff like Cp, gore, and of course, freedom of calling others niggers that give 4chan the essence of 4chan.
Removing these puts us to Reddit thier bullshit.
>>706743750
i only really come here once every few days to sift through the catalog and hopefully find something good and the rest of the time i go to other boards. if /b/ is the main reason why you come to 4chan you should actually kill yourself
>>706744944
is you gonna do the hurty?
>>706744672
>>706744793
>butt tickled detected
>>706745147
>ifunny watermark
>>706744944
>implying i'm not 24
>implying you have a way to track someone on 4chan
>implying neither of us is just shitposting for the giggles
>>706745241
>says implying every line
Bitch I am the real life Mr. Robot
>>706730112
It blows. Mid-high rate of fire, Abe low damage. The secondary fire is OP, they'll nerf it soon.
>>706745239
I was in a hurry. Mom locks the wifi at 10pm
>>706745360
do it fagit
>>706745447
I bet she locks your tiny dick in a Chasity too so you don't get the dog pregnant
>>706745563
see you in 10
>>706739769
Learn some fucking IPA you idiot.
>>706744944
MOS?
>>706744939
Yes, I understand this, but lets be honest here, /b/ right now has porn fucking everywhere because some people plain don't use those fucking boards, and yes the mass amounts of porn would probably be annoying, but as of right now, it wouldn't make /b/ any worse.
>>706745679
who dis?
>>706745701
Fapper
I find it interesting that CNN used what they themselves reported as a symbol of hate to advertise this "story"
>>706744939
>can't get rid of it all
>no reason to try
Good logic bro. Just mass ban australia and shitposting will reduce heavily, then ban all known proxy IPs.
>>706745360
what about me
>>706745608
you've been reading my journal again, haven't you.
(exposes belly, seductively, wags tail)
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706745900
Better solution, we just ban all IPs so people can't evade the bans
I think 4chan should just do that stupid thing Wikipedia does with that banner ad that says "lel don8 pl0x 2 keep da site runnin"
>>706745750
Your maker, get ready to meet me
>>706745701
42R9N, bitch. Really think I'm someone to be fucked with??
>>706745685
I prefer lager, fuck that hipster IPA faggotry.
I JUST WANNA FAP IT EVERYWHERERE
How is this still alive
>>706746152
Totally, clearly the best direction as no one has ever blocked proxies or a country block before. If one gets through, clearly no reason to continue.
>>706730854
>The chan
>>706745948
fuck off furry
>>706746330
Because your mom has wet dreams of me everynight since she gave bit to the mellon that developed into the tardmellon that post gay ass questions on 4chan. faggot
>>706746380
>another wannabe cool guy
tbh this place needs to die
it's been nothing but forced meme culture and literal faggotry for at least 6 years
anything that used to be great here was destroyed by the influx of redditors and people who think it's acceptable to post from a phone
let it die so something worthy can take its place
>>706730039
Same here /b/rother /pol/lock. I've wasted much of the past decade on the same 2 boards...
>>706746613
>cool
>guy
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706746229
>42R9N
>>706730854
How many of these are same fags?
>>706734069
Says the faggot from 9gag
>>706732058
I choke keked while hitting my sweet vape reading that pic
>>706746501
Why so uptight? Vader working you too hard again?
:C
>>706746882
>same fags
>>706746882
>same fags
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706746842
Explain it in full detail if you would
it's dying because of these newfags, before, it was about lulz, but now, you see pol posts everywhere, before we made fun of everyone, always joking around, but now these faggots mean it when they say kill all nigas, it's dying because new generations are so retarded they can't still true to themselves
>>706746882
271 posts, 126 unique posters, do the math, etc.
>>706735074
I have one on mine it may be a calcium deposit nothing to worry about I named mine old faithful
>>706747030
> all i see is shit
>>706747168
The beyonder will grant you wishes and desires
>>706746648
>who think it's acceptable to post from a phone
As if it really matters you pathetic leach. Jesus the chancucks like you are a depressing breed. Who gives a fuck. If this website burns then good riddance.
>>706747168
do a fucking google search you mong this shit ain't classified
128 posters?
i think the chan needs people to sign up and pay money
>>706746882
A ton. I'm sure there are a few cringeworthy one-offs trying to fit in with the forced meme though. They're sad and need to go back to facebook.
>>706730854
>the chan
>>706735074
I think we all have one I just reached back and I felt it too
>>706747283
I am from beyond!
>>706747310
>post 2012 phone cancer detected
You're to blame.
>>706747316
no fucking way reallllly?!?!?!!??!
>>706747356
Just wait someone will eventually screen cap it
>>706727553
>Everyone turn to CNN in 1 hour
If 4chan shuts down where will CNN go to advertise for free?
>>706734449
newfag killing 4chan
>>706734495
oldfag being oldfag
