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hey /b/ros. I havent been here as long as most of you oldfags,

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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hey /b/ros. I havent been here as long as most of you oldfags, but my time here has been great. I want to start from the beginning. (Dec2013 ish)
>be me
>be 18, no friends
>hear about this site that's supposed to be for freaks and social outcasts or whatever
>"tumblr"
>join cuz nothing better to do
>not really enjoying the site (most of the people are whiny pissbabies who only care about gay people and tv shows)
>have nowhere else to go though.
>events in my life worsen my state of mind
>parents die in a car crash in febuary
>no family left
>still no friends
>attempt suicide in march
>survive, unfortunately
>spend a week in crazy house, diagnosed with manic depressive disorder
>rejoin society, can't afford therapy cuz poorfag
>school year ends and everyone has a home to go back to but me
>no friends, no family, no home
>live on campus during summer
>4th of july comes around
>browsing tumblr
>all the feminazis are raging abt some shit
>a bunch of brilliant geniuses are tagging gore/rape as "feminism"
>the reaction by tumblr is hilarious
>apparently these shitposters are launching an "attack"
>feminazis triggered left and right
>these brillaint anons are my people!
>promptly leave tumblr for good now that i know where i truly belong
>start browsing 4chan
>beats tumblr

anyways, fast forward to a year and a half later, closer to current day.

>meet qt3.14 transfer student
>8/10 easy
>for some reason she decides i'm worth her time
>hastobeatrick.jpeg
>keep my guard up. don't tell her about my parents, or my life, etc but she seems to genuinely be enjoying my company
>spend nights together watching movies and south park
>life isn't too bad
>i had forgotten what meaningful human connection felt like
>she makes me happy
>slowly begin to fall in love
>time spend on 4chan starts to decrease
>don't need to be around people like me to feel accepted anymore
>been dating a few months, tell her i love her
>she says it back
>ohyesnigger.png
>decide to leave 4chan

cont.
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op here

>things go well for a few more months
>notice her getting colder, distant
>she never says "i love you" first anymore
>on her phone always texting when we hang out
>pretend like everything's alright cuz i dont want to believe that the only meaningful thing in my life could be about to end
>find out she's been texting some dude named Aaron from her work
>one day she calls me up to her room
>her voice is sad, but at the same time somewhat indifferent
>pleasedontdothis.mp3
>break up
>she starts dating Aaron the day of our breakup
>i'm alone again
>no friends
>no family
>no home
>no her
>cry like a bitch for weeks
>depression worse than its ever been
>return to 4chan
>some threads make me smile, but for the most part, hollow and dead inside
>months go by, constantly on 4chan trying to forget
>checked her instagram out of curiosity yesterday
>national boyfriend day, she made a sappy love post about Aaron

I know that i should be grateful to live in the USA and make enough to be attending university, and that things could always look up, but honestly i dont give a shit at this moment.

When this thread 404's, i'm going to kill myself. I'll read any replies you have to say but my mind is made up. I would have done this quietly but you guys deserve a thank you. I'm grateful for every moment of joy you guys have given me. You guys have been here for me when nobody else has, every time i open up 4chan it put a smile on my face, no matter how slight. I'm glad i was a part of this community. If there's an afterlife, i'll be waiting for you /b/ros there.
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See you in hell /b/rother.
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>>706726185
the oldfags left a long time ago
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>>706726223
Goodbye comrade. I will miss you.
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Nobody reply tovthis thread
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>>706726185
How you killing yourself?
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pls dont, we need more oldfags
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>>706727095
If you think a year and a half makes him an old fag, youre a newfag
Its autumn and this place is still summer as fuck
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>>706727015
carbon monoxide poisoning. I hear it's like falling asleep.
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>>706727238
I've been here since 2011, I've seen a lot of stories like this and I frankly don't like them, they always bum me out, I'd like to atleast make a sad person happy for their final moments
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>>706726223
farewell, friend
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Talk to your ex, ask her what Aaron had that you didnt
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Why don't you just go into a black neighborhood and kill as many niggers as you can?

Get this race war started on a good note
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>>706727688
>Talk to your ex, ask her what Aaron had that you didnt
Most likely more money and a bigger dick
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>>706727688
it wouldn't do shit. besides im way too beta.
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>>706727792
Tell her that, let her know that she's a peice of shit
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>>706727799
Kill niggers anon, unless you are a nigger the proceed with killing yourself
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>>706727688
Friends?
A family?
A home?
A life?

You havent sussed that no one on 4chan has a hot girlfriend, ever.
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>>706727799
>beta
You're about to kys, if you really are gonna commit, why go out with regret
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If you want to thank us properly, stream it and let us watch
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I love you anon. Don't do it. Things will get better I fucking promise.
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>>706727719
this

May as well go out in style. Fuck all the haters and people who didn't respect you. Fuck your bitch ex and fuck society. Leave a mark, leave a legacy. You'll be a small cog in a huge machine which will take years but at least you'll be a part of something. At least you will have made a difference and people will remember you.
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To those about to die, salute you. Good luck, friend. May your path be peaceful.
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>>706727969
you know he's going to be right back here the same time tomorrow
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See you on the other side b/rother. See you space cowboy.z
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enjoy your life while you can bro. you'll find someone who loves you more than anyone ever did. keep putting positive thoughts in there
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>>706728206
love's dumb
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>>706728000
This, and nice trips
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Alright... alright... alright.... you got me. I'm responding to this shit. You better go to a strip club and get drunk as fuck before you start anonhero your ass. I've been in your shoes, YOUR EXACT FUCKEN SHOES. The moment I understood how worthless these bitches are and how QUICKLY you can get them for a dime a dozen my life turned around.

People take vitamins when they need that extra boost, people buy cars when they are bored, people use drugs when they need that extra edge. You need some fucken woman in your life, time to search for the nearest topless bar and head over right now.

Once you have those hoes on your side, two even three at a time. You will have a moment of clarity. Your life will forever change big dog.

Don't let my .JPG be the last thing you see motherfucker.
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hope you find peace, /b/ro
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>>706726223
Don't do it, there is always an exit to situations also there is more enjoyable things than pussy in this world
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>>706710491
Come to comfy thread :)
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Just woke up to this ;(

See you later /b/rother
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>>706726185
I'm surprised the 'life is your oyster' hasn't made an appearance
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soooo no an hero stream? one last gift for the boys?
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>>706726223
goodnight, sweet prince.
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OP, if you're really gonna kill yourself.
I want you to do a mass shooting
Steal money, get a gun, anon, make something out of your miserable self, and become a future meme machine.
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When did the entire population of 4chan become a bunch of FUCKING WHITEKNIGHTS.
this place deserves to go bankrupt and die.
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>>706726185
If you die everything is over faggot, why not just have fun until you overdose on something or join the military or do some risky type bullshit that most people don't do because they value their lives, it just seems such a waste to go like that, if you are planning to anhero, there is literally nothing that you have to fear
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>>706726223
Godspeed anon, will join you soon
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>>706726223
sorry for you OP, life is very hard sometimes i know
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>>706729304
kek
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>>706726185
Not worth it /b/ro. There are still people in worse positions who live their lives pretty happily. But if you are really going to do it no matter what, at least livestream it.
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Dno t kyll ursle f b//ro help helper will die fro u
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>>706729613
Livestream if you must. But live as a testament to /b/ or anhero on the day /b/ dies. Can you do that for me OP? Promise me youll live for as long as we live
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>>706726185
So some slut drops you because she's found Chad and your suicidal ?. Fucking hell man... have we taught you nothing ?
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Best of luck OP in whatever you choose, although I am in a similar educational confinement as you and must say I have always had a rule with myself that before I anhero I will at least TRY to make it on my own. Leave your life and start a completely new one where every life takes you, and in a month or so you find yourself up shits creek again then do the deed.
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>>706726185
You have so much natural life span left though mate, things could still change in a thousand ways before you died of natural causes.
Also if one girl found you worthwhile enough to date you, chances are some other girl will as well.
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>>706726185
Post her Facebook here so we can make her feel like shit after this 404s. Maybe she will an hero and join you in the afterlife. Then find a Chad there to leave you for after a few months.
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>>706729991
>>706726185

i agree. raep
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>>706726185
Bye fam, good luck.
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>>706726185

Lol anon, this is lame
Going to an hero for a fucking girl?
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op i will feel sad if you die
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>>706726185

I've got a better idea.

Why dont you sell all your shit, get a flight to thailand, live dirt cheap for a few months banging cheap thai whores and then do it?
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>>706730322
Fucking kek
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>>706726223
Oh fuck off you pussy. Get the fuck over it. So some slag dumped you, who gIves a fuck? Life goes on. You kill yourself, she wins.
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please man, don't kill yourself. i went through the very same thing you did, but you know what i did? i went and got another girlfriend, and got an excellent job as an vp of an company. and i made sure i treated my girlfreind so well, that the other one wanted to crawl back after the boyfriend turned out to be a loser. dont let her have the satisfaction of hurting you, man.
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>>706726185
By the way, if you die, she wins.
She's going to fuck chad on your gravestone, and there's nothing you can do about it.
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>>706726223
Just here to say goodbye anon...we'll be with you to the end.
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>>706730455
If he kills himself not only does she win, the terrorist win ,BLM wins, Hillary, and Trump win.
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>>706730444
Checked.

And keked
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>>706730664
God damn right. Besides, not like he has it that bad
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>this is a test
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:^( Kik this sympathetic weeb at theekawaiiqueen pls
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>>706730664
So much victory, so little suffering.
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>>706730917
If this had be an actual post you would of seen the OP fucking his ass
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>>706726185
Go chocke with a dick faggot, you cannot blame a site for not having enought time with your GF.

Sorry about your parents, but dont be a sissy fuck
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>>706726185
>old fag here.
FYI if you think that 1 year lurking is an old fag, I think you should switch to tumblr.

To OP:

Man the fuck up, get drunk, fuck a hooker, pass out. Afterwards get the fuck up and pull your shit together. Live your fucking life so that bitch sobs every fucking day that she left you. MAN THE FUCK BOI
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>>706726185
>>706726223
newfag
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Don't do it man. Have some fun, go to a topless bar, do something to have fun again. Your life will change, I guarantee it.
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op don't do it. you're probably sick of hearing that, but stick it out with me. we're all here for you. you'll find another girl, this is just temporary. go get drunk as fuck and jack off or something. if you want to talk ill give you my email or something.
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>>706726223
Anon please don't do it
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I love you OP, you had a good run and I will remember you. You've been brave, and your time is up, so goodbye. See you there /b/ro.
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You better not leave us you fag
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>>706731127
>BOI
Only two types of people use that word, Niggers and Pillow Biter power bottoms, and you don't look like a nigger to me
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well you don't know where you'll be in 20 years... i started a thread cause i was scared my 20's to 30 are going to be terrible. someone told me he never ever thought he'll be where he is today. he said he was 50, had a nice job, an amazing family. even though life was hard for him. so i guess you can never know.. i know it hurts now but it'll pass eventually. fuck i like a faggot for writing this shit but seriously don't just kill yourself.
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>>706731049
wut
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>>706730444
>>706730322
Listen to dubs and trips of truth OP
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>>706731344
>Pillow Biter power bottoms
What the fuck is this ?
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OP is prolly one of these fags that believes in soulmates. Truth is she is a skanky basic that dropped you the second something better came along and ur gonna off urself for it? Fuckin weak ass faggot!
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>>706731483
Shouldn't you be in a trap thread?
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>>706731581
OP needs to watch the end of Titanic, there was more then enough room on that piece of debris she was floating on for two . That's soulmate mentality at its finest
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>>706726223
Godspeed, faggot.
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if you're gonna an hero then you better go out in a rampage and make a mark on the world
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OP, the truth is, the ride never ends. It will be better later, I promise. But where you spend "later" is your decision. I love you /b/ro.
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>>706731906
This.
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>Be mod
>Make thread sticky for the next 100 years
>Suicidedenied.jpg
>???
>PROFIT!
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>>706731909
this.
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>>706731786
That soulmate mentality pisses me off so much. That's the kind of shit that would have passed a hundred years ago when you could buy ur son a wife with a couple of cows. Fuck that old fashioned bullshit.
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>>706731909
not op but your words help me, thanks anon
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>>706731906
Should go in to a children cancer ward at an hospital, start murdering the bald little kids. That shit would make the history books for sure . Also it's not like it's actual murder, they were dying anyways
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>>706732082
/this
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909 here, I just want to say I love all of you guys.
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>>706732128
We should invent a time machine and buy the titanics crew binoculars
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Why don't you just start doing drugs to make yourself happy. I mean if you're gonna kill yourself, might as well experience a shit ton of drugs. And who knows, it could change you in a better way.
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>>706726715
Some of us still poke our noses in.
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The whole world is full of strife and disappointment. There's a certain pain in every good thing there is, but at the end of the day being here, being apart of all the chaos and bullshit is so much better than not being here at all. Take the good with the bad and be as happy as you can /b/rother
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>>706726223
Its ok anon.
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>>706726185
Think OP's dead yet?
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>>706732189
You should eat their beating hearts too, so we know it's you when you make the news.
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>>706732509
sure, but the majority here is new
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Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. That hoe ain't worth dying over /b/rother. She wasn't worthy of you that's all. Don't take the easy way out. One day you will get a girl who you are truly meant for.
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>>706732456
Okay but on one condition. I'll need to stop by the 40's and lay some game on a young Betty White.
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>>706726223
I have a solution for you anon.

Come on over to 8/pol/ and we'll give you some purpose in life.

You're part of the greatest people who ever lived, and if you're willing to die, at least die to protect them.

Let's make the world a better place, bro.

Seriously, browse 8/pol/ for a few weeks and you'll be ready to unmake and remake the world.

You've always been one of our brothers. You just don't know it yet.
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>>706728264
Youre dumb faggot
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>>706732715
>One day you will get a girl who you are truly meant for.
Don't give OP false hope
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>>706732797
Fuck that, go suck cripple dick you fag.
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>>706726185
Duuude DONT DO IT
You'll find another girl that fills you even more.
And if you think you won't, remember that you already met a girl you liked, why not another one?
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>>706726185
Nice trolling i quit note. You pretty much included every meme refeerence since your summerfag ass got here.

And the eternal summerfags are falling all over it to armchair guardian save you. LOL

But 2013 still means you're summer. So see ya.
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>>706732797
Deus vult?
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ATTENTION OP THESE ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTS YOU WILL SEE HERE IGNORE ALL OTHER ONES (1/2)
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>>706726185
Anon don't fucking do it, it's really not worth killing yourself. I know how upset you must be now, time heals all wounds. You will overcome this sadness eventually.
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>>706732829
I know you are but what am I?
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ATTENTION OP THESE ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTS YOU WILL SEE HERE IGNORE ALL OTHER ONES (2/2)
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>>706726185
>2013
>old fag
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>>706732797
Fuckin kek, I love it.

>guy says he's gonna kill himself
>8pol comes in with a propaganda post

Never change, faggots.
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>>706726223
Kinda feeling like this anon, hollow, like im doing nothing in this World but maybe, just maybe anon shit can get good again, it was bad before and will be bad up ahead, life is all about that so, find something to live for o choose the easy way out. I dunno anon, fuckin quit college, that should be the thing filling you, you are gonna make a Living out of it anyway
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>>706733046
>>706733107
I bet this gay ass is the person that wrote that bullshit .
That isn't at all impressive .it's not a haiku like you want it too be. It's just stupid ramblings of a retard
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Implying you can get off this ride via suicide, this is hell and your not gonna escape it.
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>>706733360
Fucking this
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>>706733017
Deus Vult

There's a place for every one, but first they must accept that there is something greater than themselves, something worth fighting for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Yszp3SmxE
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>>706733360
It does feel that way doesn't it? Do you think the rapture actually happened and we the meek inherited the earth?
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End it, anon. Existence is not worth it.
Enter the cold void.
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>>706732509
I hope Vivian james era isn't considered "old" now. I still remember when we closed the pool.
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>>706726185
>hastobeatrick.jpeg
STOP BEATING RICK YOU FUCKTARD!
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>>706726223
Wear a diaper, cuz you're gonna crap your pants when you die. Be a bro and don't leave soiled pants for whoever has to get you in the ground. By the way, there's more pussy on the planet. No need to end it just because of one fickle bitch. If everyone ended it when some spoiled bitch screwed over a guy, there would be no human race left. Hang in there, anon, for your lineage, for humanity, for yourself.
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I'm out
OP, if you're here, remember my kik is theekawaiiqueen
Let's talk
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>>706733549
Yes I do, there's a lot of signs in my everyday life.
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>>706726223
I am having one of thedarkness seasons of my life, I feel I'm in a hole. But don't faggot you are not sick or lots. Don't do it anon, please.
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This is the most depressing thread I've been in for a while. Don't do it anon.
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Don't do it OP!

It's important that you see more your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post of the beautiful side of the world.
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>>706733922
kek
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>>706726715
I've opened 4c for the first time in months...
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>>706733922
Nice dubs
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>>706733922
Hope OP hasn't already died. I feel bad for his mom; who's going to keep his mom alive if he's dead?
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>>706726223
Fucking do it all ready.

The world won't care about another worthless white boi dying.

You guyz all gonna be exterminate soon. We'll kill your children, rape your women, and enslave any one whose left.
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>>706726185
if you really are going to kill yourself, would you mind posting a picture of yourself (and timestamp)?

I mean what is there to lose?

Also, I'd stay alive for the end. This world is going to be mad max style by 2050 guaranteed (climate change)
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>>706726223
I can't say you're the /b/ro I'd choose, and if I saw you in some other thread, I'd probably tell you to lurk moar, faggot.

But you're hollow, empty, and miserable. And it's for that shared piece of character that I'm replying at all.

Now find something talk to jump off and do a flip, faggot. An hero is you
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>>706734161
His parents died,,,,,????
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>>706734190
Butt mad nigger detected.
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>>706733350
Of course it's not impressive you idiot.
I'm not OP, nor am I a decent writer.
But the message is there.
And if you choose to ignore it, fine.
Get busy dying you worthless illiterate neckbearded cunt.
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Have a funny picture.

Do you have any money you can send me on paypal? I'd like to buy a bandsaw.
[email protected]

Sorry op, i respect your choice. I hope you find your happiness and peace.
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>>706734161
>>706733922

are you two retarted

read more carefully next time
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>>706734190
A nigger would never write this coherently.
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>>706734190
We already beat you to that by at least 300 years, nigger.
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>>706734398
CarKekt
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>>706726185
>>706726715
>>706727095
>>706727238
>>706727491
>>706731127
>>706731162
>>706732509
>>706732710
>>706733619
>>706734055


Anyone who came to 4chan after 2007 is new.

2008 is when the Project Chanology / Scientologist bullshit started and that brought in the newfriends.
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Im alone too anon, i also need a mothers love or a father to help me in my life but u know what?
I keep fighting, im at the university, its hard for me cause i also have to work to pay my university but i do it, fuck all the people, ill end this shit and i will go to live to a house close to the beach, i will be happy there and i will have a lovely family ;)
i choose the hard way, u have to chose it too, life is hard but i dont have nothing to lose thats why i choose to fight" >:(
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>>706732797
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>>706730487
this.
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Go to Vegas, buy some hookers, and then kill yourself :)
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>>706734374
>illiterate
speak for yourself
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>>706727934
THIS.

and kill some kikes also
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why don't you do what you always wanted to do before you go? you're dealing with 100% death odds so nothing should matter anymore. Just become the Joker and create chaos.
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You really do need to do a mass shooting, preferably at a mosque or other similarly toxic area. Realistically you can find some really inexpensive used guns at a pawn shop or even a legit gun store. If you're only going to use it once you don't need to worry about quality and can spend the money on extra magazines.

Also, I heard carbon monoxide isn't really all that great, you do basically asphyxiate and you are aware of it. The helium in the bag over head is the best, as helium is mistaken for oxygen by the body so it doesn't induce panic but you still fall asleep and die since your lungs are getting no oxygen.
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https://youtu.be/HpY3ggKAPIE
Have a listen OP.
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>>706726185
As a guy that lost his best friend who was also a /b/rother, you will be missed. Best of luck in whatever lies next.
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>>706726223
Wish I could smoke a bowl with you before you head out.
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Bye, /b/itch.
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>>706733922
Fdfg
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>>706732797
sounds like some 50 blessings shit bro.
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op here fuck off niggers i want to die already
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>>706732797
Which 8c?
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>>706726185
read this. it changed my mind when I was in your shoes
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>>706726223
Stream it
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>>706736136
Too fucking bad little faggot. You made the rules, now deal with it.
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Hey kid, I'm a computer, stop all the downloading!!!
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OP I've been in a situation like yours I know life sucks but you've got to remember it always gets better. I've seen some shit, people jumping of buildings but don't you're better than this. Remember a valley has hills on every side if you fall down one you can climb up any.
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>>706726185
FUCK THIS SELF-PITY BULLSHIT, OP!
fIND ONE THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE HER, FUCK HER, AND DUMP HER!!

THEN START A THREAD ABOUT THAT, MOTHERFUCKER!
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If you don't stream it, your last act will be fucking over your last remaining friends.
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>>706733510
Maybe this is just my sadness and angry kicking in, but thar video, something about it. I loved it, i was happy made me want to learn more

Please tell me this isnt just some meme, if not can a black anon join?
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>>706734756
Yet who has the better punctuation?
Who's more eloquent?
Who's been praised by professionals in English?
Me. Not you.
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>>706736734
This is a suicide thread not a lecture on the English language.
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>>706736136
You've got to read my posts, and then kill yourself.
That's the icing on the shit-cake of your pathetic life.

Lick my butthole, OP.
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>>706726223
See you later, space cowboy
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>>706733922
no, friend
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>>706736928
Then quit attacking me on my grammar when yours is worse.
I tried to help him, you didn't.
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Hey OP... life isn't that bad. You ever sucked dick for moneys? You ain't hit bottom yet fag.
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>>706736315
Heh I remember this one
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>>706737054
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OP dump EX girls info
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Wait OP thinks he's an old fag? I've been here since 2008 LOL
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is OP still here?
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>>706726223
I pray I shall see you in Heaven.
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>>706726223

Anon had a hard life.
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>>706737427

OP it sounds like you're still young as hell (20 to 22). You've got a lot of living left to do and it can turn out a lot better. You're not a chick who has to worry about her prettiness running out at 25.

I knew 2 guys that off'd themselves. Don't do it, it'll get better.

just look at this guy. you can fly to africa and be like him
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Is this faggot going to stream his exit ?

If not, good night faggot.
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>>706738486
That's one sexy, AIDS infested bitch!
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bump
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Speeding up the 404. Glad you didn't cloud our gene pool with your beta ass genes. Hope it's a painful death. Better that you die and don't reproduce, OP.
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>>706736675
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>>706726185
Hey before you go, can you give me your email address? In private perhaps.
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>>706738813

OP might as well get AIDS before he kills himself
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OP If you're going to do it take some assholes out with you.
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>>706732715

Thanks, Philly D. Want a kidney?
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>>706739156
Awe man...that sucks i really wanted to join the cause
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>>706726185
do a flip for me anon, do the greatest flip you can
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>>706726223
I hope OP or other /b/ros going through shit see this

I was in your shoes 4 months ago. 4 months ago my gf of 6 years broke up with me. She gave me some Bullshit excuse but the real reason was because she cheated on me.

I spent a lot of time angry, I spent a lot of time in a downward spiral of drinking and despair... I even considered suicide many times. I thought she was the light of my life.

But the thing is OP, she wasn't. I realized after taking some time that just because you love someone, doesn't mean that they are obligated to love you back, and just because you love someone doesn't mean that Its meant to be.

Im not gonna say whether or not you should go through with it. But I know its hard to see it when your being consumed by the situation... But it does get better. It takes time, but it does get better.
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>>706733922
dubs
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livestream or it didn't happen.
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>>706726223
Everything you ever do
Or love, or hate, or save, or damn
And everything that you will ever know and remember
Will one day be gone, drifting in the sand and the sky
Floating about in the rivers and the seas
Destroyed, torn apart, returned unto dust
Why does it go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on andonandonandonadnonadnaonadno
Because even though you may go quietly
Into the void without so much as a whisper
Someone will remember you
Let it not be as a nightmare
Let it not be with pity
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Don't do it, one punch man season 2 is about to come out
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>>706726185
Since you're about an hero anyway, say you had to pick one thing in life to do, what would it be?
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>>706726223
I don't know you, but I hope in your final hours you are able to find some joy in us, Godspeed to you
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>>706739608
>just because you love someone, doesn't mean they are obligated to love you back
pretty real stuff anon
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Im not going to say i ever had it as hard as you. But ive had it hard and came here.
Perhaps it is fated that i come back just out of boredom years after i thought of an heroing to find your post. So im going to give you one thing noone ever gave me and you can see hits of from others.

Its the realisation I had at that bad period in my life "Im going to die alone". The worst fucking feeling ever. But after a few days it hit me "So fuck what". So what if I die alone. And I was free. Free to do whatever the fuck i wanted because i had nothing to lose. Having nothing to lose makes you strong. Makes you dangerous. Makes you nothing to be fucked with.

Attach any cliches you want to it. Do whatever you want with it. But give it just a second to consider. You are free, brother.
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I'll remember you, brother.
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>>706730419

This... fuck it. You're already dead. Might as well live like it.
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>>706739914

holy shit, for real? when?
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Before you go OP, give me yer facebook password so after yer gone, I can post shit on there and freak out all yer friends.
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>>706739852
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OP, and just any interested anon, let me tell you a tale
>Be me
>22
>Just told I didn't have enough credits to get my degree
>GF broke up with me a month before
>to much of a poorfag to afford next semester.
>want to an hero
>Go on a feels thread on /b/ for whatever reason
>See these types of posts>>706740130
>>706739864
>>706739608
>Realize that this is the only OC I have seen in months
>Realize that this is because people mean it.
Look at the other shit on here
Look at it
It's horrible, isn't it?
And then look at this
Horrible people, come together to save someones life. Someone who they will probably never know.
Don't do it OP
Even in the darkest places, some hope exists.
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>>706726223
Been there /b/ro
I say keep on trucking' through life
when you find that special person, there will be no questions asked
alas, if you are adamant on transcending into the great beyond via suicide then let me tell you that you are loved as a human being and that helium is very useful and clean
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>>706732715
I've always hated that saying. "Permanent solution" what the fuck else would you want? Oh I only want to not feel worthless for a week. It makes no Goddamn sense, why would you not want a permanent solution?
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Goodnight sweet prince. May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars.
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You're not 404 on me!
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I'll see you at the crossroads, friend.
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May you find peace with God my friend.
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>>706726185
>>706726223

Not over a woman. Never over a woman.

Even if they lie to you cheat on you play head games with you until they leave and make you terrified to open up to another woman again. never over a woman.

I know there isn't a lot anyone can do to change your mind but for what it means you seem like a cool dude.

But just in case you don't. It gets easier. And it's not your fault.
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>>706726223
Don't do it. Life will get better.
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May the wind blow in you favor in the next life.
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Never over a girl
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>>706740093
>>706740715

/b/ros I unfortunately had to learn my shit >>706739608 the hard way. I wouldn't wish what I had to go through on anyone. I hope that even just one person can take away something from my post.
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Hey, seriously can you just give yourself a day to sort shit out in your head a bit? Maybe plan out how you might be able to be happy without her?
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>>706726223
May Kek bless you anon. I love you. Also check these dubs
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I've got a story OP
>be me, be pretty young
>dated a girl for 2 years
>she manipulated me, told me I wasn't good enough, mature enough etc
>it fucked with me for so long
>decide to try to an hero one night
>it was miserable I hated myself, I somewhat resented her
>but I still "loved her"
>eventually it all crashed down when I tried to anhero,
>I got help from my family
>the bitch and I split
>I'm free
>I'm relieved at first, but it went downhill from there
>I felt like I needed her still, I cry like a little bitch for months afterwards
I finally sober up and realize, never get yourself fucked up over a girl, it's all just evolution urging you to spread your genes
Girls aren't worth dying over. Live your life OP
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>>706728022
True. I was suicidal for years with multiple attempts and a few stays in psychiatric facilities. Fucking hated the bullshit saying "It gets better" when it wasn't getting better.

Until it did. You may not get your parents or your girl back, but you will be happy again. You are biologically programmed to.
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>>706729099
Name of anime?
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BYE OP
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>>706733922
kekkles
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>>706726185
Remember, you're here forever!
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we love you OP, don't forget that
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Can you imagine if you spent 5years with her and then break up? You should have took this break up as a wake up call. You are worth a womens time and love. Now you just need to search for the right girl man.
Now listen, I know this is going to sound super gay but look. I was depressed also man, I had a rope around my neck and was about to jump, till my father saved me. After being saved and through the nut house and all that I decided to est more healthy. I ate more and more veggies and fruits. Then I decided to start exercising everyday. Not only did my depression vanish my cock became a chick magnet. Im not kidding your diet has a serious role on your mental health. Atleast try that and in 2months I guarantee you will be living the dream. You just need to stay positive and always try to achieve something.
I love you bro, I hope you dont do anything stupid tonight.
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A chick dumped you and you're gonna off youself? nah, go to a stripclub or something. She isn't worth killing yourself.
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>>706726223
check one last time you've tried everything to get better. You've seeked help, called a suicide hotline.

if your decision is final, then godspeed anon, may your death be quick and painless.
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>>706726223
if you kill yourself, that bitch and that asshole Aaron won. Don't give them that. Start something new. Try to get better, one last time. If your mind is made up, you have nothing to lose. This is your one life anon, you may as well try again.
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>>706726185
what uni you going to?
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MODS MODS MODS

sticky this thread
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>>706726185

OP don't an hero. Life is sacred. You only get life so make it worth while. Just because you got dumped by some fickle bitch doesn't mean you should off yourself. There are plenty of girls out there that are better than her. It will turn around you just have to give it time.
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>>706726223
Don't do it.
I'm gonna miss you.
:(
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>>706745088
dubs hath spoken
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>>706726223
hey anon.. i am sorry this shit happened to you but things do work out bro. im a depressed fag as well who has been through some shit. but i hope you dont commit suicide, things happen. life has its random moments, and trust me anon, someone will come along. gonna send a few pics to maybe get your hopes up, please read them anon they might change your mind. even when you think no one cares, just remember that a few random people on the internet do, we dont have much to offer, but were something and its the thought that counts. were here for you /b/rother
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>>706745419
this dont let the world win
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Look at all the people who love you in this thread. Cmon man dont do it. Come on up to canada and ill buy you a beer lmao.
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>>706726223
I know that this is probably bait, but please just call the suicide hotline first.
I get lonely sitting at a desk all day.
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>>706746524
also read story of ella op, its pretty feelsy and worth
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>>706746597
this op, we all care, even if you are just some random bro. come to connecticut and we can do something
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OP don't do it.

If you're dead set on suicide then post your location so a /b/ro near you can contact you and you guys can get shit straight. Go to a bar, titty club, smoke weed, eat yummy food whatever. Shit son don't make your death on our conscience.
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>>706726185
Farewell, /b/rother. Know that you have been loved and appreciated just as you have loved and appreciated us. Good luck wherever you end up.
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>>706726185
Not today OP I am usually the first person to post "kys" but you dont need to not today OP and never keep on going.
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>>706726223
and now his watch has ended
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Ay man just cause she dont love you no more dont mean your lifes over, Relax and smoke a nice fat joint with a friend or family member and forget about the bitch
Dont let this thread 404!
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>>706726185
OP

I'm not going to share my story here yet. I'm not ready for that. But let me tell you that when I tasted the cold barrel of my own gun in my own mouth, and I decided not to do it, everything, and I mean everything got better. There are those who have told me I'm a cold person now, unfeeling, hard. I'm telling you though, one you get over that mountain, the view is amazing.

Stop you plan to kill yourself. Get on Expedia and book a trip to Amsterdam. Go to the cafe of the mind and drink cheap beer and listen to good music. Ask the barkeep to play Hank the Third.

Do it, then decide if you really want to end it.
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>>706726223
at least kill her first u nig nogger


rape Aron and post results?

kill urself after
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>>706728593
Fuck you, you fucking virgin
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>>706726223
Oh gawdddd please shut tf up dude. Your life is sooo horrible. A girl dumped you and your parents died in an accident. Wow you must be the only person who was given a shit card in life. I mean I thought the Syrian refugees fleeing Syria after witnessing their family's get behesded had it bad but you got it reeeeal bad.
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Feed the pig op
feed the pig
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>>706726223 OP don't do it please I will fucking call you and talk to you for fuck sakes I have suicidal thoughts too but this place saves me every time because it gives me purpose some how. Just don't you fucking do it
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>>706726185
>18
no to be rude, really, but likes of you killed this site
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At least tell us your full name
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>>706726223
Goodbye my friend.
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Bumping 4 404.
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>>706739864
Pretty deep anon. Saved.
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no livestream? the fuck is wrong with you anon
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op, if she did that to you, she wasnt worth it. Find another girl who will stick with you. Itll get better my man
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161 people replied OP, that's a party right there man, 161 people that care
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>>706747943
psst he was 18 in 2013 jesus christ read it faggot
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>>706726185
Look up quantum immortality op, the ride never ends, that's why your first attempt failed. Doubt you want to spend another week in a crazy house so get a good nights sleep and start working through your shit in the morning. We're all basically immortal 80's action heroes and our existence is one of never ending close calls.
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>>706748728
true anon. Op, cmon. Death isnt the answer here
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PLEASE DONT DO IT MAN PLEASE I KNOW THINGS CAN GO BAD BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS COME OUT PLEASE DONT DO IT
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>>706726185
Dont be a faggot. At least try being gay or something shit don't just quit cause one bitch loves dick more than she loves being a good person.
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>>706748728
What this anon said. It ain't worth it, OP. Sadness is temporary, but suicide is forever.
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feed the pig
feed the pig
http://thoughtcatalog.com/elias-witherow/2016/06/most-people-think-you-go-to-either-heaven-or-hell-what-i-experienced-was-much-much-worse/
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>>706748812
Should he live as a retard who believes this horseshit or die by his own hand?
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>>706726185
I'll prob suicide some days too. I think about it every day. I dropped out of highschool, will never go anywhere in life and am very lazy. I have no motivation to try anything.
If hell exists, see ya there m8
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>>706726223
Goodbye OP we'll remember you
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>>706748988
>>don't be a faggot
>>at least try being gay
lmao
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look, i got dumped three weeks ago. She was the love of my life, and just, well, perfect. I have to see her in half of my classes now, and i just miss her. She was the one that got me out of depression and nearly committing suicide. I am now horribly depressed, and wanted to kill myself, but i remembered what happened. I have had depression at three different points in my life. I have come out of all three. Death is not an answer. It will suck, oh man it will, but just chin up and keep going. If she dumped you, her loss. You sound like a pretty good guy. Just remember we all care, and death is not the answer here. Better yourself op. Show her that it was a mistake to leave you
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>>706728000
Trips it must be done
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>feed the pig
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>>706726223
Goodbye OP we'll remember you.
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If you really feel you must do this OP, no one can stop you.

But I promise you're not alone in this world. It sucks you were played by this broad, but life always gives you other chances, you'll always end up somewhere better eventually.

We ask respect you, glad you spoke up, and hope you live another day.

_ another sad alcoholic btard
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Quick question, when the fuck did /b/ get so soft. Some fucker would post shit like this and we'd call him a faggot and tell him to livestream it. Jesus christ now we have all of these pussies going "OP don't do it" or "Life is worth living!" Ya'll are a bunch of fucking niggers jesus christ let the kid kill himself life is shit and nobody cares about you fucking christ.
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