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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>706712605
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>706725405(Noire)
Yay!
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>>706725415
It's a Mizore. How are you doing?
Oh
>>706726193
Ayyy fo get abaaaat it.
Whers dhe gorgonzolaaaah?
>>706725720
Spooder.
Nepu claim.
Love yall /waifu/.
![Susan [LQ].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h37rNKw.jpg "Susan [LQ].jpg")
hello all
>>706726376
I don't purchase such things
>>706726499
Love you too Nepu!
>>706726513
Hello
>>706726545
Forgot image
>>706726499
Love you too.
>>706726513
Hi!
>>706726545
Wel whers the spahgettee an meatbawls?
>>706726581
Oh a wise guy huuuh?
カラミチーマス
I'm alone when I'm awake
But I close my eyes to make
Myself breathe another night
Yeah
>>706726841
Hey 2nd best fox
Mako claimed
>>706726952
Cute
>>706726285
Heya qt 3.14
>>706726438
Ohhh~~~
>>706726633
Hello Mai
>>706726718
I don't like spaghetti and meatballs.
>what did I do to be a wise guy :(
>>706726376
Spudr?
>>706727146
Badda bing Badda boom.
>I like mob movies.
>>706726952
>Earn 75 kills with the Galil
E Zcontracts, E Z lyfe
>>706727216
Spudder. Meet newspaper.
>>706727093
You're the cute one here
>>706727139
Ohhh~~~
>>706727232
>75 kills with Galil
That's basically asking nothing
>>706727305
Stop spoodr abuse.
>>706727483
Hows it going Ginko?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgqn2TuE5gw
>>706727139
Oh my!
How're you doing?
>>706727227
Hello side mom!
>>706726841
Hallo Holo.
>>706726581
I know you love me <3
>>706726612
<33
>>706727139
>calling shiro-anon cute
REPORTED TO THE FBI
So bring me gasoline
So I can fill up my machine
Yeah hey
Your boobs are ok
So lord can you hear me what I gotta say
>>706727305
>Not "Spider, meet 12 gauge"
Its like you don't even REMOVE Mizore
>>706727816
Hello
Claiming best girl
>>706725021
>Alice
...maybe...
>>706724908
>Galil
>Insurgency
Not a fan of fps
Guess the thread ended while I was asleep for that short while after my last post
Anyways, gonna be shopping and shit, I'll be in and out of threads
>>706727314
Why are you so cute?
>>706727695
I got a bonus at work today! Feeling good
>>706727915
W-Wait, its not what you think!
>>706727682
Spooker like bulli.
>>706727816
>only during bath time
>>706728046
>not spider meet flamethrower
If I wanted to remove I woukd.
>>706728269
Money is nice.
>>706728203
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>>706728416
Nice feet
>>706728278
Where you going to get a flamethrower?
Also collateral damage is a thing, 12 gauge only REMOVEs small area, flamethrower REMOVEs large area
>>706728475
You're just jealous
>>706728416
I am in love with those feetsies
>>706727682
Hey Homura, I'm quite well.
Did you switch to Hatsune Miku?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7Mq7iGhabg
>>706728462
But I had to work too many hours for that!
Homura is a heretic
>>706728613
Sort of. Homura was a placeholder until I'd make a decision.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2ElAgCEdz4
>>706728553
>Not making your own flamethrower out of pressurized tanks filled with gasoline and Styrofoam, a hose, and nozzle.
Do you even /k/ill?
>When you remove, goal should be kill everything everywhere always.
>>706728621
Okay. Then don't do it next time I guess.
>>706729482
>REMOVEing yourself
THE STRELO/K/ HAS COME TO SAVE US
>>706728046
Hello!
>>706728278
:^(
>>706729482
Amen.
>>706729786
Remove the universe!
>>706729927
Bath time?
>>706729133
Must've been a tough decision then, you've been posting with Homura for quite a while.
Congratulations on making a decision, presuming Hatsune Miku is the character you decided upon.
That's some nice music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uanb49IRxFo
>>706727227
I never really watched any mob movies
>>706727736
How are you doing tonight Mai?
>>706727816
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>>706728082
I don't remember what I said
>>706729133
Hello Hatsune, you're back
>>706730062
B a t h .
>>706727816
I meant to put this, my autism is peaking again
>>706729133
Welp
>>706729618
>>706730089
>>706730347
Hi people i kind of know
>>706730666
Hello person who I am also unfamiliar with. How are you doing tonight?
>Are you Satan?
>>706730347
Look at this shnook 'ere, listen kid, beat it before you find yurself on the wrong end of a piece yeah? Yeah.
>then you get smacked on the back of the head and run home to mom who tells you not to hang with the gangsters.
>>706730508
>Bath means no clothes.
>>706730347
Good, you?
>>706730666
Hello Sataー I mean, Yuuko.
Has life been treating you well lately?
>>706730666
Satan. How're you?
>>706731002
Why would I hand with gangsters when I could hang myself instead?
>>706731006
I'm not doing too badly I guess. Did you get up to anything interesting today?
>>706730089
I did consider a bunch of characters for quite some time. After enough tinkering I realized how simple the answer was and that she is perfect for me.
That's a fairly recent upload and a really nice one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9ulIIguhus
>>706730347
Thanks Alice-san.
>>706730666
I still want to be strangled.
>>706731188
Miku is seasonal
>>706731185
Because gangsters got whatever they want. Money, women, respect.
>>706726089
>>706730825
What?! You kind of know me.
Hello wonder. Everything is great if you are
>>706731006
hi
>>706731034
My digits are a good representation of my life.
How's listening to calm music and smoking going?
>>706731088
It's not christmas time yet you fiend.
Fine, how are classes going?
>>706731188
But now i have to do it to depressing miku music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkLDXsz6feI
>>706731465
you
>>706731188
How are you doing this morning?
>>706731444
I was going to disagree, but you got quads
>>706731687
I would not have guessed that that was a Yuukuu picture. How are you doing?
>Are there two Yuuko claimers?
>>706731188
You should check out this album if you haven't already. It's pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0ADRrWUlEA
>>706731465
Hiya!
>>706731687
They've been pretty decent I guess. Grades aren't horrible.
>>706731185
Nope, why would I ever do something like that?
>>706731687
Hello.
>>706731832
Not that i am aware of. There was only two other ones i am aware of. One hasn't been here since January and the other only stayed for 2-3 weeks i think.
Unless someone posts yuuko in an hour i'm not on or something.
>>706731834
Other kids being nice?
>>706731962
Have memes filled the void yet?
>>706727915
This is a cute
>not being reported today muh nigga
>>706732192
They're being little shits, and I don't bother with them. It's not like they bully me or anything.
To be honest, I just seclude myself from other kids.
>>706731188
>she is perfect for me.
That's nice. It's quite the lucky pick, too. Miku is to my knowledge the character with the largest volume of amazing art.
>That's a fairly recent upload and a really nice one.
It's from the anime short TO BE HERO, of which the first episode aired today. The vocals in the ending really got me, can't wait until the source gets released.
That's some pretty nice music too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oKJNf07FwU
>>706731687
>My digits are a good representation of my life.
That's kind of concerning. What's wrong?
>How's listening to calm music and smoking going?
I'm not smoking, but listening to calm music is definitely going great.
>>706731832
Quads=gods
>>706732397
Oh...
Well get to know the other secluded. They could be fun.
>>706732398
Everything is great
Long weekend should be enjoyable here.
I don't think you share in this joy though.
>>706731962
No idea. But you never know when someoen will do something
>>706732192
Hmmm maybe. Seems like sometimes (You) call me Wonderland and othertimes not, I'm confused sometimes
>>706732558
I meant trips. I'm fuzzy minded for some reason tonight
Here I am wassupy
>>706732255
forgot pic
>>706729927
qt 3.14
>>706728871
gotchu
>Nearly asleep
>Phone rings
>Manager
Fucking hell.
>Answer
>"You have to come into the office and speak with me before going back to work"
The fuck, what for?
>"Have to discuss with you in person"
....does this mean I don't have to go to work tonight?
>"You can go in tonight, but be here at the office tomorrow morning"
Ya know, it makes me paranoid as shit when they won't tell me anything, and now I can't get back to sleep cause of it.
>>706732192
Memes are bad.
>>706733047
That's the roophies.
>Rape tiem.
>>706733145
>dress up
>jerk off
>sleep easy.
>>706732919
Eh, no. I'm happy how I am.
>>706733047
There can only be one!
I might call you by alice too every now and then. I mix up names with people for fun.
>>706733149
But you love them.
>>706733353
That's all that really matters. Lets keep it that way.
>>706733181
yo sup qt
>>706733145
Do you do things that should put you in that spot or people that you've pissed off?
try waifu faps at work to relieve the stress
>>706732919
When you said your digits were a good representation of your life, I assumed you meant your life was hell.
Glad to know everything's well.
>I don't think you share in this joy though.
If you're talking about long weekends, then unfortunately not.
>>706733145
Maybe because you wank it in the bathroom, or browse 4chan all night
WAIT! Can I still claim waifu if waifu is not a waif, per se?
>>706733580
Not much, what about you qt?
>>706733733
>733733
Ordinarily I would say no, but your digits have convinced me to say otherwise.
>>706733241
Not in the mood for a wank.
>>706733580
That's just it, other than the homeless, I haven't pissed anyone off!
>>706733650
I doubt it, there's no way for them to know about ANY of that.
>>706733733
You mean a husbando?
>>706733636
That is what i meant. Good reading comprehension.
What do you take joy in that i may not know about?
>>706733733
Oh boy
>>706733733
You mean husbando?
>>706733928
>Not in the mood
If you can jerk it, and it gets hard, then you are in the mood.
>>706733838
Nothing much just took my doggo for a walk
>33838
>>706733870
>33838
>how bout that shit^
>>706734094
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>>706734141
Nice, I just had some pizza and played Smash Bros.
>>706733479
I HATE memes.
>>706734094
Person who's name i forgot.
>>706734019
>you
>>706734313
What? Impossible. Your whole persona here is based on memes.
>>706731834
Hey, Shiro - sorry for the late reply I completely forgot about the thread.
How's it going?
>>706733932
>>706734120
But what if your waifu/husbando is an androgynous trappy type? Is it a waifu or a husbando? I NEED CONFIRMATION HERE
>>706734097
>Oh boy
You're not wrong.
>>706734120
It will not, because I am not in the mood.
>>706731437
That's irrelevant to me.
>>706731687
But that's a plus. Besides, Homu had exactly one non-depressing soundtrack.
>>706731832
It's 2pm for me and I'm doing... good enough. What about you?
>>706731834
That was quite weird and interesting, really shows how the vocal cords are one of the most powerful instruments.
Is the rest of the album like this?
>>706732398
The only problem with her art is that she is often not easy to recognize, but since there's so much of it I can just save the absolute best ones.
>TO BE HERO
What is it about? The video made it look pretty fun.
>That's some pretty nice music too.
Right back at you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk895m5VbK0
>>706734426
I know, It's horrible.
>>706734426
hey you
>>706734461
Ladle wife hello :3
>>706734298
Dope I'm hoping to get sum Eegee's here soon but we'll see how the night goes
>>706734019
Yo I totally forgot to watch ur anime today.. maybe tomorrow
>>706734426
sup
>>706731832
I meant 2am.
>>706734298
Yuuki! How was your day?
>>706734426
Illyasviel, hello. How are you today?
>>706733479
Ah. I thought I was talking to a Yuukuu and they didn't know what I was talking abotu when I said Wonderland
>>706734584
I'm playing CS:GO and I want to kill myself
>good enough
Is something wrong?
>>706734490
Penis or vagina?
If you don't know then you can pick.
We have a trap who's called waifu.
>>706734570
That's what porn is for!
>>706734641
Memes?
>
>>706734490
What's the benefit of either side. High me says that if there are boops and an A+ ass why not traipfu?
>>706734768
Do you even drink?
I found this gold in the Internet. Please enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eitRCKDU9Ic
>Suika claim
WHO BULLIED MY LITTLE BROTHER?
>>706734490
There have been other trap waifus here.
>>706734584
So she matched your personality perfectly~
>>706734641
It doesn't have to be this way bby.
Tell me who you are inside.
>>706734768
Hola
>>706734933
GREAT!
How about you?
>>706734953
You keep saying Yuukuu on purpose ;w;
Huh weird. IDK
>>706733479
Yes.
>>706734461
It's fine, no worries!
It's going pretty good! Playing some Dead Rising. How about yourself?
>>706734584
Yes. It's a very vocally based album. It's Tim Buckley's 'Starsailor' by the way if you're interested.
>>706734768
Oh don't be in a hurry or anything, just watch it if or whenever your feel like it
>>706734953
csgo makes me tilt into oblivion now.. unless I'm drunk
>>706734983
Penis, but was castrated before puberty. So more feminine trap than male?
>>706735080
You have the right idea. I love my QT traipfu.
>>706735157
Hooray!
>>706734097
>That is what i meant.
Sorry, but now I'm confused. Is everything great or is everything hell?
>What do you take joy in that i may not know about?
My life is pretty mundane. I don't think there's any particular thing I enjoy that you wouldn't know about.
>>706734490
It's your waifu/husbando, you should probably know the answer to that.
Unless they specifically identify as a girl, I'd say husbando.
>>706734584
>she is often not easy to recognize
You mean art where she's a background character, or does the art make her look completely different?
>What is it about?
To be honest, I'm not entirely sure.
So far it seems to be a comedy/parody about a father that suddenly became a superhero.
The episodes are only 10 minutes long, so I'm not really expecting it to develop into anything.
XXYYXX is almost always nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czzK5tHriZk
>>706735110
I drink, eat, piss and shit. The whole shebang horned cute one. Do you drink?
>>706735157
>trap waifus
>traifus?
>traipfus?
Just curious do you drive anything?
>>706735200
suppy
>>706735157
Pretty good! I don't have my only class tomorrow so I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself though.
>>706734983
I posted that picture of a frog on a unicycle way before dat boi became a thing.
I have a cancerous midas touch.
>>706735157
My real personality is clouded behind memes I don't know who I am anymore.
>>706734983
No Mizore, no lewd!
>>706735110
SPOOKI BOOKI!
>>706734768
Fun, what kind of dog is it?
>>706734933
Pretty uneventful except for the exam, you?
>>706735634
Hello. How're you?
>>706735480
Go with waifu.
>>706735865
A meme hipster!
>>706735874
Lewd mizore, lewd?
>Boy butt thread is nice~
>>706735125
>bullys
>>706735526
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>yuuko
>>706735157
Yes, you're my Yuukuu <3
>>706735344
It tilts me into my next game
>>706735526
But what if they willingly crossdress and change pronouns?
>>706736073
That's the plan!
>>706735634
Yeah i own a car. Interesting question.
Do you go to college?
>>706735803
Probably this if i had to guess.
>>706735865
Lose the memes and let yourself free.
>>706736128
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Meany ~
>>706735634
Sure you do. You seem agitated.
>>706735874
>Makoto
>"No lewd"
You've changed!
>>706736023
That is the coolest pic and coolest you I've received from you yet qt thanks ;)
>>706735993
Not sure maybe Pomeranian but he's a little good buddy. Yes he is.. what exam did you take?
>>706735480
Thanks maybe we can make the term perm if you'd like. looking forward to more content. :3
>>706735344
I getchu from what my friend already told me it was worth getting to quickly anyway ;)
>>706736320
But I feel vulnerable without them.
>>706735993
I forgot about your exam, how'd it go?
It went pretty well except for english where the prof read a short paper of mine in front of the class. My face got so so red and hot that my glasses actually started fogging... so that was interesting. But otherwise day went well. Was actually productive.
>>706736128
poor soul
>>706736521
oh yes it is
>>706736417
Far from it good friend at a comfortable good high and possibly headed to get some slushie in a minute. Cute Ohayo though how long you been on /waifu
>>706736531
I'm not gunna hurt you~
It's unhealthy, got to let yourself out.
>>706736073
I swer on me mum you lewd popsicle!
>>706736417
I wouldn't say changed but... I've got too much going on. I'm walking a tight rope, and it feels like it's going to snap at any second. I don't have a good mindset to be dealing with lewd right now.
>>706736320
Yeah, probably this and vidya. Maybe a bit of browsing for more pics of Illya
>>706736102
That's depressing.
Unfortunately I'm no consultant, so the best advice I can give is to stay strong.
>>706736170
Too complicated for me. Just use whatever, I suppose.
>>706735200
Just whiling the time away, not much happening except I did go to get a new pair of headphones at about 4AM in the morning.
>old pair had a shot earphone
