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Any Southeast fags here?

How you prepping until the shit storm touches down?
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north georgia here. what storm?
no i dont watch the news
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>>706720450
Nigga a cat 5 hurricane is about to hit your ass
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>>706720309
>>706720450
Srsly, who watches the news?

What's going on?
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>>706720450
ayy bro augusta here, it's a fuckhuge hurricane moving towards the atlantic coast of florida, and is projected to hit us here and in SC
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>>706720309

Raleigh, NC. Not giving any fucks.
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>>706720663
here's the projections.
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>>706720877
i live up in helen where its mountain as fuck. im probably good.
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>>706721260
yeah, you should just be getting some rain m8. we're right at the edge of the cone of uncertaintity, so we should get some wind, as well. I have my shortwave, shits going to be comfy as fuck.
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>>706720309
Palm Beach, South Florida. I've set up storm shutters and got batteries and some food and i'm hoping the roof doesn't get blown off. I'm planning on hanging my American flag up outside when the storm gets here but i'm not sure yet.
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i dunno probably get drunk
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>>706721566
do it, fuck that illegal immigrant hurricane
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561 here

33411, whatchyu know about poured concrete houses son?! What you know about weather strapped roofs boi!? Fuck up any hurrcane wants to instigate some shit on my house mofucker!
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Mid Carolinas. No prep.
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>>706722008
go to bed rock hill
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>>706721260
get off 4chan rocky
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>>706722158
u wut m8
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>>706720309
Atlantafag here. Not giving a fuck.
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I live in Myrtle though. Enjoying the weather with my windows open atm.
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>>706722277

do you live in atlanta proper or do you live in one of those made-up places like marietta
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>>706722277
Same here /b/ro
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Southeast GA here, right on the coast. I'm gonna sit on the porch and watch nature fuck us in the ass
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shuttered the fuck up have the shotgun out bunch of homeless people around me, have water generator and canned food
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>>706722355
Downtown, on a campus.

>>706722377
ayy
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>>706720309
Florida here. We get deadly storms all the time. We just hope for the best and stock up on food/water as if we were going to lose power for 30 days+
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>>706722453
GSU ?
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orlando. got some beer and jameson; otherwise, nothing
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>>706720309
334 here, fuck this place
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>>706722611
Yes. Staying in my dorm so I don't get robbed or assaulted.
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>>706722259
just a shot in the dark. it takes a real special faggot to be a 4chinner in ne ga
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>>706720309
Miami, not giving a fuck, free weekend
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>>706722845
yea, lvl 81 wizard m8.
step up or step out.
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Central Florida fag here, ain't doing shit to prep. Live in a shiety trailer home in the woods so any prep seems about useless.
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Ala/b/ama fgt here. Fuck y'all I'm relatively safe over here.
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>>706722805
I was in Atlanta a few weeks ago. It's fucking bum city now. You can't even step outside without a fucking panhandler approaching you. And don't even get me started on where they decided to place the fucking Walmart... What an experience that was
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>>706723627

ROLL TIDE
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>>706722805
Ahah makes sense
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>living in a country where natural disasters occur >kek
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>>706723700
Precisely why after a certain time, I don't go out. Have to pass the homeless on my way to and from classes everyday, and even when I'm on regular long-distance walks (usually to and from Atlantic Station), I see some strange shit...even literal shit. On the sidewalk. In a pile covered in flies. I avoid Pine Street like the plague, considering it's like an open-air prison yard with a TB outbreak.
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>>706723992
I'm guessing in your country, the weather's always bad so no one even knows the difference.
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you're not safe from the drought though
http://droughtmonitor.unl.edu/Home/StateDroughtMonitor.aspx?AL
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Orlando here, just kinda hangin out, I suppose I'll know soon enough if that is a mistake
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>>706723999
Shit I live in the north side of town and no issue there
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>>706722411
Muh nigga. 912 here. Here's to hoping it does the projected loop and takes out Florida again
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>>706720626
What is ths "news" you guize are talking about?
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Fort Lauderdale here. Funny seeing the last minute fucks getting basic shit like gas and water.

I don't expect much to happen to be honest and I've been through a couple of storms.
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Up in NC looks like it's going to miss us. Oh well hoping it fucks up Florida so I can go down and give humanitarian aid.
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Y'all I've been here searching some niggers for sale so i can marry my sister
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I hope it floods this fucking place and drowns millions of "sovereing citizens"
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>>706723702
You're goddamn right
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>>706724371

If you go to Florida, you're gonna GET humanitarian AIDS.
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Orlando as well, was going to hit up universal tomorrow night but I don't know anymore. Going to be boarding up my shit tomorrow because neighbor is too god damn stupid to put his outdoor shit inside and I don't want to buy new fucking windows because of his dumb ass
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>>706724249
The north side is the only side I really go to, unless I'm visiting my parents who live closer to Peachtree City. I do shopping in Doraville, or walk around Buckhead. Used to cycle from downtown TO Doraville and back. 32 miles, total (I'd even go by Chinatown and such). You really do see a difference. Really like Buckhead, Doraville, and the Dunwoody area.
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Slightly inland Florida

Everything prepped. Going to see in the morning where I'm headed. Have friends in the middle of the state I may stay with Friday. If not, I'll be at work earning 5x normal overtime pay.
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>>706720309
Busy packing fudge as we speak.
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>>706722411
>>706724288

912 is a bit broad - that's either Ft. Stewart, HInesville or Savannah. Which one, fams?
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>>706721566
Boca fag here, my roof wont fly off, just finished shuttering, stocked up on booze. Gonna drink through this
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live right next to cape canaveral

boarded up the house this afternoon (for the most part)

now I'm chilling smoking weed waiting for the carnage
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>>706721566
>I'm planning on hanging my American flag up outside when the storm gets here but i'm not sure yet.

but why

you're supposed to take it down during a storm, not put it up
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>>706724815
Sav. Let the flood gates open
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>>706724858

youre probs going to be homeless. hope you got a coat
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>>706725195
I wipe my ass with u.s. flags then mail them to vets with "ptsd" (pussy turd syndrome derp)
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>>706725197

Are you a grill or a kawaii trap?

If so, wanna' hook up fam?
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954 fag here. Stocked up on food and gas. Gonna get some booze in a minute. No shutters but impact glass so should be good hopefully. Just hoping the power doesn't go out.
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>>706725291
this sentiment doesn't really make any sense
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>>706725320
>fags
>fags everywhere
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>>706725439
the power always goes out. lol that's basic. you should hope your shit don't leak.
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>>706725320
No and no. I have had a finger in my ass before though. Does that count?
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>>706725688
I've had been through some storms without power going out. Really hope there's no leaks. During Wilma we had bad leaks.
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>>706720663
Cumming GA its reall going to hit Georgia??
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>>706720309
Hurricane, Schmurricane. Rain or Shine, My bills aren't gonna pay themselves.
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Naval Station Mayport here, just waiting for this shitty county to call the evacuation so I can have a nice 5 day liberty at home.
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>>706724858
I've got some Dos Equis to last me through the storm
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>>706720871
Muh nigga same here
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>>706724216
>>706723228
>>706722684
>>706724565
407 orlandofag here too and pretty much the same thing. not really worried tbh but if matt kills me at least i'll be fucked up
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>>706726050

OOH ME TOO
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>>706726070

I'm not trying to hang out or anything, but I live over by State. You?
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>>706724288
912fag here too

Savannah?
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>>706721566
Yeah, I'm in Palm Beach too, also fuck America.
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>>706726290
Near Downtown. NC is boring man
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>>706726326
Yep
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>>706720309
Orlandofag here. People are going full Mad Max. No gas at the stations, no water left at the store. You'd think civilization is coming to an end
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>>706724288
best case scenario: florida disappears completely from the map. centuries later becomes the "lost city" of Atlanta. Atlanta has already been renamed "Hotlanta" by lil' wayne at that point
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Brunswick County, NC

Holden Beach, niggahs.

All we do is get hit by hurricanes.

Power lines are all buried, redundant utilities, plenty of booze and food.

Fuck this hurricane just like all the hurricanes that came before it.
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>>706726547
this is what we do when a possible natural apocalypse is coming.

batteries, water, gas, twinkies, etc
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>>706726522

Sorry you feel that way. I have a good time. Maybe you should travel, see a little more of the state. Hit Wilmington, Asheville.
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>>706726547
yeah all the gas stations i drove by today had lines out onto the street
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>>706726547
>Mfw DisneyWorld will still be open
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321 Melbourne here. Eye is FUCKING COMING RIGHT OVER US. God fucking damn it we are screwed. Frances and Jeanne were only 2s and those fucked us up in 04.
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>>706726998
that's why I got gas yesterday
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>>706727085
doesn't necessarily mean anything
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>>706720600
cat 4 you liar
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St Simons Island here. Probably fucked but I'm gonna ride it out
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>>706727267
everything we know are "projections"
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904 Jax fag here

Mandatory evacuation tomorrow. Fuck that, gonna ride this bitch out. Got water, food, bourbon. Gonna play vidya with the wife and watch the waves
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>>706726934
Asheville seems like a pretty nice town, will travel to sometime.
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>>706727070
Charleston, SC checking in. We're actually heading to Disney World. That cement fortress isn't going anywhere.
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>>706727534
If you go to Asheville, go to Biscuit Head. Best restaurant up there.
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Greenville SC here, just gonna get some rain probably so, dont give a shit
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>>706725897
Goddamn I love Mayport naval station.
Make so much money doing nothing lol.
Sailors are usually cool as fuck
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Live in Jacksonville. Fucking still have to go to work tomorrow, super bumbed because I want to get blackout and watch the lightning.

Any jax fags here?
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>>706720309
Charlotte county fag here. Went through Charlie. This is nothing, like the 6 others we've been through..
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>>706728661
Do you read faggot

>>706728312
>>706727487
>>706725897
>904 reporting in
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>>706728661
the fuck is that
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Mobile, AL here. Be safe FL bros.
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>>706720309
Winston-Salem, Best Carolina here,
Got a new bottle of Fabrize and a couple cartons of chicken tendies

nfg
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>>706729715

Anon, you'd better go hit that Krispy Kreme on Stratford.
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>>706729904
Just came from the new store in Clemmons.
all stocked up
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>be orlandofag
>gfs birthday is friday
>been preparing for weeks
>been saving up to buy her amazing shit she likes
>bought tickets to disney and hhn
>even flew her fucking mom who she hasn't seen in a year out from chicago to come spend the weekend with us
>it's gonna be her happiest day ever, what could go wrong?

give me a fucking break
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>>706720309
staying in Jacksonville, only moved here from europe this spring so this will be my first proper hurricane. I'm on my own in the house, got cats so got to stay with them (wife is on a work trip to china)
man, buying water from the store is to late, the stores are empty on water, flashflights that sort of thing.... so filling up the bathtub with water.
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>>706730077

Now that's what's up!
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>>706730289

ruthless
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>>706730383

instant catamination
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200 cases of water
10 propane tanks for grill
2 generators with 50 gallons of spare fuel
enough food to last 3 months
if shit gets really bad i am the lifeline for my area
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>>706720871
>>706726070
same thing here, north Raleigh
>>706727534
go to Wilmington, man. Asheville is overrun with socialist hipsterfags

There are good drugs though, but the same applies to any other city if you know the right people
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South Carolina fag here. Not caring much. It's suppose to be only a couple of days and flood water doesn't sit for too long, it drains into the swamps real quick.

Everyone is buying water and milk and bread and shit. Most stores are out of water bottles.
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>>706730383
I'm also from Jax. Can't tell if this is all hype or if I should start getting ready... prop just going to buy some beer.
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>>706720309

I live in east Orlando, 25 miles from where the eye is suppose to be on Friday.

Mostly, I was inconvenienced by fucking drivers this afternoon during my lunch hour. I was stuck in traffic because everyone wanted gas.
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>>706730289
I think maybe some molly and a three way is in order.
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North Carolina fag here, the last cool thing to happen here was Hugo, I was hoping for another one
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>>706731121

You obviously weren't here for Fran and Floyd.
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786 here. Your all retards. Nothings gonna happen just rain and wind. Ill be at my security job wacking it.
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>>706726290
How's wolfpack basketball going to be this year? I need to know, currently hanging with Clemson fans.
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>>706720309
The only thing I'm doing in Florida is preparing to play a bunch of vidya bc work will get rained out
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>>706726620
Hell ya
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>>706731468
>just rain and wind
>security job

go back to school kid
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In west palm, a block away from the coast...Am I fucked? Concrete apartment I believe, first floor, about 4 ft off the ground. Oh yeah and no boarded windows.
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>>706731304
This
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>>706731780
Wolfpack basketball?

they won last night
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im south east to Orlando. it going to be a interesting time for me
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Tampafag reporting in. USF didn't even close the campus, we gonna hit up class during a fucking hurricane.
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West Orlando here, just got some Ramen and mountain dew for worst case scenario
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>>706731780

Not as exciting as it ought to be thanks to the NCAA and the ACC. Thanks a lot, McCrory.
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I'm right near where it's going to impact Florida. The gas stations are out stores are out of toilet paper, canned food, and bottle water and everyone either has shutters up or left yesterday.
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>>706724565
Ok so I'm having the same issue. My garage is packed with shit since we're moving in a few months, but we're in a connected townhouse area where all the garages are in the back. So basically my car is gonna get fucked by either garbage cans in the back in the my driveway, or park in the front under trees. what does anons think
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>>706732298
I want to see ncsu basketball in the final four.
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>>706732611

You and me both, but the last time it happened, I was like a year old.
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>>706732585
prolly stock up on those bus passes anon
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954 here. was at the pier for a while but no fish so now im just looking for a movie to watch.
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>>706732294
this guy is well prepared
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>>706732611
Also, I like McCrory. He has a backbone. Not letting the minority rule the majority.
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>>706732266

You're going to get less than Orlando. Stop being a cuck
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>>706732949

Nigger how the fuck can I make America Great Again if a goddamn hurricane buttfucks my state
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>>706732927

Well, he's a crazy idiot, so...agree to disagree.
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>>706720663
I WORK AT A SCHOOL IN aUGUSTA AND THEY EVACUATED THE CHILLUNS TO mACON
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>>706732774
Haha I remember Duke, UNC, Wake Forest, and NCSU being real contenders for the championship.
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904 bro here. got beer on deck. riding this bitch obvi
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>>706722355
i live near a made up place like marietta
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>>706732927
this is one of the only thing that I like

also, fuck Bruce Springsteen
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>>706733304

Motherfuckers be calling Lawrenceville or whatever "Atlanta."
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>>706733051
>>706732927
I like McCrory too, because i don't really care about HB2
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>>706733154
GO DEACS
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>>706723700
and we got scientologists. always harassing me while im walking to lunch. bitch cant you tell i just want tendies?
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>>706722805
whut up with those sketch ass niggas in Hurt park
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>>706733154
Our Deacs are huge
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>>706720309
How is a map of Nuclear power stations the first thing you grabbed for this thread?
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>>706733583
Learner, Hurley, and Hill aree great memories
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>>706734013
Leatner
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>>706734013
Duncan
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Southwest Florida, bored Naples fag here. Gonna buy some blues and just get high and enjoy the weather.
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>>706728661
not gonna lie this shit cracked me up hueheuheuhe
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Palm Beach County here, 3 mins off coast. Ain't doing shit, windstorm insurance owes my ass a new roof.
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>>706733384
carrollton nigguh
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>>706721986
Jalousie windows my nigga, let the storm blow through the house. 561
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i 'spect this storm to kill bout 59 people.
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>>706723700
>>706733445
and why dont you just tell them to fuck off?

>live in Cumming
>work in Roswell
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>>706720663
My nigga, I'm in Augusta too, it's cloudy, but is it really gonna affect us that much? We're 100 miles from the coast.
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what's a hurricane?
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New forecast model is in for anybody trying to find somewhere safe to go.
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Charleston

Got liquor, a cat and plenty of bread. I'll be good.
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>>706735577
i fear their scientologist powers, mostly. tom cruise is likely to come around the corner at any moment and by-god make me take that personality test.
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Boca here. Charging up all of my devices now. Shutters are up, plenty of food in the house, etc. I mourn for my car outside, though. Anyone know if insurance covers coconut damage?
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>>706735786

This guy's ready to fuck that cat.
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407 here I hope I die.
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>>706735846
>tom cruise
he's a pussy
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Good. I hope this hurricane destroys Florida completely. We need to learn how to live underwater anyways considering the sea levels are rising. Who cares if thousands of people lose their property and/or die? I sure don't, and you shouldn't either.
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>>706735868
insurance adjuster here. we do not cover coconut damage in most cases as our lord and savior , Jesus Christs father, god created coconuts and it is an act of god so im sorry to tell you youre out of luck big dawg.

Maybe you could disassemble the car and move it inside in boxes then reassemble after the storm passes. we recommend this to many of our clients.
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>>706735908
i mean shit, its a storm aint it? wouldnt be the same without an old-fashioned cat fucking. an old tradition here in the south
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>>706736302
This sounds reasonable. Thanks, Jake from State Farm.
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912 Sav fag here too. Would rather stay but probably going to evacuate in the morning to stay with my parents. Gonna pack up my computer and take it with me, more out of concern for getting robbed than actual damage.
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>>706736135
idk man L. Ron Hubbard might get me
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>>706736544
yeah damn those nigs
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>>706736437
kek
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>>706736437
yeah man im sure there will be lots of insurance claims to come so AMA
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>>706735718
It's an ice hockey team that kicks your teams ass faggot
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>>706736968

FUCK YES GO CANES
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>>706735786
Catbro knows what's up
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>>706730945
SC bro too, can confirm on apocalyptic tier prepping for everybody in my city, we're not even in the evacuation zone. My city is one of the places people are evacuating to. Gonna be a comfy storm though.
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>>706737002
GO CAINES
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>>706720309
SC here

my brother in law is crashing with us until the storm

if it ends up looking more like it will force its way into SC more family will likely crash with us (we are in columbia)
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if your on and in Florida i have a r/ for you.
please defecate into the wind so this be comes a literal shit storm
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>>706737259
bruh florida is basically like india, shit errwhere. gonna be shit flying either way. Mumbai definitely cleaner than Panama City
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>>706736135
Sauce?
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>>706720450
Toccoa fag here, I'm going to love the rain.
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>>706737002
But ... they have the motherfuckinsteelers doe

They stay healthy, they'll have seven rings.
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delray palm beach county 2 minutes away from the atlantic, no prep whatsoever. rip me
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>>706737548
i heard you cant be dancing at toccoa bible school or whtever. is that true? some footloose shit?
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>>706737572
you gucci bruh
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NE Florida fag here, right on the coast pretty much.

Literally right outside of an evac zone, guess that means I'm gonna hunker down.
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>>706720309
South of Daytona.
Shutters, sandbags, water, whole kitten-kaboodle.
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>>706737787
u fuck cats too? glad to see the tradition lives on
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>>706737430
less actual poo in the streets though
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>>706737739
thanks brahj
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SE Florida here. Don't have any shutters. This weekend should be interesting.
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>>706720309
By going to work. Lol
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>>706737988
have you already taped your windows?
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>>706737944
less poo, more semen and beer cans
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>>706720600
Well when it gets to Gorgia it will be either a cat 2 or 3 but not a 4.
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>>706731468
Lol i used to beat it at my security job too, also shoot coke in the porter potty, get a new job
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Naples here, it's litterally just going to rain like it does ever single fucking day
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>>706737948
but in all seriousness, your're probably going to die. i just said that to make you feel better in your final hours.
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>>706722287
Yo, Little River here
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>>706738115
it will actually change from 4 to 3 while passing georgia
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>>706720309
I've been prepping for about 3 days now, had a problem with our generator so i had to buy a new one, which ran me 750 which sucked cock. I've got more shit to do tomorrow but hopefully that fucking storm stays off shore and doesnt make a huge fucking mess for my family and me.
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>>706735577
I did tell them to fuck off. It was just annoying getting asked for cigarettes and shit around every corner. I mean fuck, even going to eat at the Hard Rock Cafe there were bums fucking sleeping on the window seals and shit
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>>706738163
yeah man a little rain is all you should get, at most! you're quite a ways from the storm
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>>706738043
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>>706738174
why can't it be me Senpai, I want to die
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>>706720309
Bought 3 cases of water, filled a bunch of gas cans for my generator, securing my telephone pole to the ground so I don't lose it. 2-3 days of food.
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College student in SC, should be lit
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>>706720450
UNG Gainesville fag here.
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>>706738174
and made me feel better it did. much appreciated
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>>706738346
>window sills
I'm a retard
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>>706738218
Yo, Big Dick here
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Made lasagna, grits and tapioca pudding enough for 2-3 days. That's all I've done.
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>>706738419
just take like 45 xanax and down a bottle of scotch.
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>>706738378
taping windows significantly increases it's impact resistance

you only need a big X across it tightly applied
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>>706734396
waddup

i moved to fort myers but originally in bonita

gonna live normally cuz i probably get worse storms on a random afternoon
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>>706738460
you got any cool shit i can have when you die?
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am i going to die /b/ros?
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>>706738623
Welp, I got Knob Creek.

Will that do?
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>>706736544
Muh nigga. You don't have a gun? I'm a 912 Savfag as well and everyone I know here has at least a handgun for this very reason
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>>706738364
ok
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>>706738724
yes
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>>706738724
Only 11 have so far. Why not 12?
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>>706726547
Winter Park fag here. Costco gas line was like an hour wait, drove to a 7Eleven and got gas in like 3 minutes. Water and shit is sold out everywhere. Full Sail closed rest of the week. But I got weed and edibles
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>>706738799
Yes, let me leave a gun to protect my shit while I'm gone. Got me a good guardgun here.
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>>706738780
won't be as smooth but it'll work in a pinch. now just acquire the xanax. actually you should only take 44 because now you owe me one for having to deal with your whiny ass
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>>706738806
fort myers, yeah it'll be fucking nothing
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>>706726620
Hell yeah man. Little River SC here.
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>>706738723
sorry /b/ro. simple kinda man. you can have my annoying af girlfriend if she makes it outta this shit
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>>706738806
ok
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My girlfriend is supposed to drive from Atlanta to Jacksonville nc on Friday do you guys think it's gonna be safe enough to do so?
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>>706720309
GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF SAVANNAH BEFORE NEGROS LOOT EVERYTHING!!!
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>>706739241
pics?
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North Georgia here; we are under am extreme drought for the northern tier of the state (about 13 inches below what it would be at this time of year) I doubt it'll even bring rain because around the time it passes over the georgia coast a piece of shit dry cold front is forecast to come through and keep things dry here >:(
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>>706739326
death is definitely imminent on that journey
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>>706738997
thank you Sempai.

so wise
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>>706739382
you know dey do dat
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I'm in Fort Lauderdale. How fucked am I?
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>>706739326
Bad idea. The traffic will be fucking terrible.
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>>706739561
what can i say, ive been a doctor for over 3 weeks now and i know way more than those "veterans" and Springfield general....
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>>706739326
need her to stop in Winston-Salem for a vaginal test. Will report after.
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>>706739797
real fucked
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>>706720450
Newnan fag here. We looking good
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>>706739854
stop in charlotte for an anal test first. will take pics
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>>706739633
But seriously, I lI've downtown and I'm way more afraid of that then the actual storm.
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>>706720309
Miami here

university closed at 5pm today
>implying I go to class anyway
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>>706740030
ayy your neighbor to the northwest Carroll county reporting in. we looking real goddamn good
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Birmingham, lived in PCB. If the last one made landfall by Port St. Joe with 70 mph winds and Matthew's is pushing 150, they will clearly be different beasts. Obviously, Space Coast is most likely for landfall, but is that referring to the eye crossing into land or some arbitrary "leading edge?". IIRC, Andrew was also Cat-4 and the population is a whole lot larger now.
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>>706739797
well you're already black so I'd say pretty
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>>706740090
i went to savannah for work and was just walking around and went into a sketch neighborhood. dude on a bike told me he knew where to get the good weed at. damn negroes
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>>706725195
it's like an art piece symbolizing the state of the nation
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Wetumpka AL here, hope florida gets raped.
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>>706740313
fuck off cousin fucker
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>>706740299
kek
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>>706738948
Lol. When you said robbed I assumed you meant getting shit stolen by force rather than being burglarized
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In Naples but moving the 21st to my new 1.02 million dollar home in Boca Raton. Should be interesting to see if that bitch holds up.
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>>706739326
Prolly should stop in Clemmons for a mammary test. It will be find as I know what I'm doing.
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>>706740401
snazzy
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>>706720309
ye, Upstate SC here.
not gonna prep
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>>706740512
My new next door neighbor is one of the founders of Home Depot.
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>>706722355
one of those made up places called

Cobb
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>>706740600
Planning a vacation to Myrtle Beach in 2 weeks. No regrets.
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>>706727344
>implying
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>>706739326
Has she ever seen a grown man naked?
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>>706740615
my next door neighbor frequently hangs out at home depot
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>>706720309
Why the fuck did you use a map of Nuclear power plants locations?
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>>706740621
Cobb county baby
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>>706740859
Lolol.
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can i borrow $500k?
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>>706740930
Gordon county here. I can still see stars and it's not even a little windy
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>>706740090
SCAD?

>>706740287
That sounds friendly more than anything. Anyway the Indians and rednecks are where the good weed is
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>>706740313
Fournett's supposedly still has a "Todd Gurley" ankle injury, so I'd give them Gators a good chance. Go Coach Mac!
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>>706740930
Cobb County can't hold Wilks County's fuckin negro EBT card
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>>706740796
I was supposed to go to MB this weekend lol. wonder if my flights canceled?
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>>706740179
Hell yeah man, the weather has been god-tier for 2 weeks, ain't no hurricane about to fuck us up lol
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>>706740796
I was considering it
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>>706741145
dang all the rednecks here just have mid
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>>706741208
i wish i had EBT
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>>706740401
>1.02 million
Just had to throw in that extra $20k didn't you, newmoney pleb
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>>706728661
904. Electrician working safe harbor seafood. Gotta keep up the deadline.
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>>706741227
you damn right!
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GA, fucking bring on the storms. I have home owners insurance.
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>>706741578
What part of carroll you from? I'm west Newnan, 10 mins from Whitesburg
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>>706741643
home owners insurance? oh shit. lets get fancy why dont we
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>>706741543
Well with $75k in pool repairs I sorta did.
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>>706720309
I will be moving to South Carolina on Friday...........fun times. I plan on unpacking boxes and getting baked
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>>706720309
All I'm hoping is that the hurricane fucking wipes out Florida, Georgia, or Louisiana. Worthless fucking shithole states.
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>>706741493
By mid do you mean that cartel shit that smells of gasoline and ass?
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>>706741725
i live off 166. about 15 minutes from Whitesburg
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>>706741578
"The South is going to do it again"

What? Loose?
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>>706722277
Same. Live in made up place called Sandy Springs.
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>>706741814
precisely, my nigga.

i aint too proud to smoke it
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>>706741756
What did he mean by this?
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>>706727085
321 here, I'm the Indian harbour area. I wasn't planning on leaving but I don't want to miss out on the bridge closing tomorrow.
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>>706741862
If you could fucking read and spell correctly, you might have a better idea of just what the south is going to do.
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>>706741820
No shit?! What's your first name, maybe we know each other lol


> I'm Caleb
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>>706723700
I'm in Atlanta and I dont really want to live here anymore. Been living here for 16 years and I want out. What's a good state with not a lot of undesirables and cheap housing? I want a nice calm place i can settle down in, find a wife, have a house, some kids. But not like the middle of fucking nowhere Wyoming, a place with decent internet and cell coverage.
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>>706741556
Why everyday do the trucks spill garbage in front of the building. Can't none of you motherfuckers clean that shit up
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>>706742105
he meant he has more money than your broke ass
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