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ITT: Fastest/ easiest ways you have made money
> fell at work
>paid out $11,500
Get a job in Recruitment. Zero skills or qualifications required, huge pay.
I once sold baking soda in a plastic baggie for $30
armed robbery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAl5uUH5urY
Delivered a guy a stack of pizzas in a decent part of town
>$100 tip
>>706717896
>>706718090
rob a attention seeking slut celebrity
I found $50 on the ground at disneyland once
I'm Canadian and live fairly close to the border. We take USD at par at my work, so at the end of the night when I'm closing cash, I'll buy the American dollars at par and save it until I can cash it in for the exchange rate and make a profit for basically doing nothing.
go hit a lick my nigga
Investment funds and private banking.
>8000 at start
>currently at 53k
>8 years
I know a buddy who sold cigs at a concert for $2 a pop
Bump, I need money pronto
Matched betting
~£700 profit this month
>>706718278
how much do you make off this?
>>706718476
I want to do this but I live in the US, afaik can't do it here
>>706718576
lol I do it for other people too and charge them commission. Cash flow is good
drive around in suburb, collect recycling from houses like cans and dump in truck for cash, $300 a week eZ PIZI
Have an atm at work. Sometimes when people would use it, it would say there was a dispenser error and no money would be dispensed. We figured out that when this happened, we could cut the power to it then turn it back on and it would shoot out a $20 bill, but didn't deduct it from the person's bank account. Sometimes we'd go and use the machine ourselves to set it off. This went on for almost a year before the owner of the ATM realized there was a problem and had it fixed.
Get just over $12 an hour for working at a supermarket which feels like too much for the work I do
>>706717896
I went and got a job.
>>706718686
How much do you charge them?
>>706717896
Tutored a high school kid for 35 an hour
The kid was his class valedictorian, didn't figure out why he needed tutoring, so we just played vidya for 3 hours.
Full time software dev. My job is easy as the work load is really low, I can literally decide I'm not gonna do shit for a whole week and no one will even notice a thing. It sounds great but it's actually really boring and I'm currently using a lot of my time at work doing stuff that will help me on job apps/interviews to get another job
I polish yellow headlights with a solution in walmart parking lots for $20, shit takes 5 mins per car tops
>>706718530
Not a crazy amount, I make about $30 for every $100 USD. But totally worth it considering how easy it is.
>>706718530
They accept canadian currency 1=1 for american currency since they're so close to the border?
So he'll buy 1.00 Dollar for 1.00 Canadian dollar, even though the current exchange rate is .75 Dollar for 1.00 Canadian Dollar.
Pretty much makes a quarter per dollar he buys.
Those electronic roulette machines
You can jump from table to table just playing red and black and make bank.
>>706718956
20% of what I make for them.
I can make someone 2k in a day if they give me a large float. But of course I can only do the first 2k for someone once (as all the start up offers will have dried up). And then after that I can make between 500-700 a month for them through reload offers.
>>706719151
how much could you make if I gave you 50k?
>>706719274
2k in a day
>>706718705
I appreciate you to the fullest extent.
I hope you go on to have sex with many big breasted women
>>706717896
Get a job and work it.
Drug dealers make less per year than burger flippers.
>>706719274
Just get a friend in the UK to do it for you
>>706717896
Sold my students chocolate and chips.made 1K cash in one year
>>706719097
Sign me up fam, how can I contact you?
>>706719012
No wonder star citizen is taking so long.
>>706717896
buy tickets to big concerts/festivals while cheep, sell them on the day of the concert. Requiers some money to start with but is easy as hell.
>bought 10k in options contracts
>sold later that day for 35k
>not a burger flipped, nor muscle sored
>>706717896
Suck dick behind a dumpster, 10 bucks a pop
>>706719524
I think you clicked the wrong post number
>>706719546
Isn't that illegal?
Also do you extend the time to live on data packets when you connect to ticket web servers?
I do math homework for other retards and charge $25 a week per person. I learned how to write in 5 different styles doing this
Found $100 on the floor of the bar I was working at while cleaning at the end of the night. I held it for two weeks to see if anyone was gonna claim it. No one said anything so I kept it.
Found another c-note on the floor of my bosses truck when I was using it one day for work. Pocketed it.
Quit my job, got a lump sum vacation buyout for a few thousand.
Tactfully bitched out my boss over work life balance and how much time I spent there making him money vs how much time he spent actually working. Got a $100 a week raise.
I used to work at a couple liquor stores. Theres always a key to the register around somewhere and most have a latch where the key is, -land when you press it it pops open the register, made for when the computer doesn't pop it open. I got good at knowing what exact change was for cash transactions. Scan the item, hit the button w the key it it, and BAM! Keep track of what you "cashed" out, then pocket it later.
>>706719752
use a VPN and multiple addresses and CC
>>706719150
any tips?
>>706719151
>>706719706
Meant to click >>706719151
How can I get ahold of you?
fat old dude at a comic con payed me 2000 to play with my tits and squeeze my ass. i wasn't even in costume.
>>706717896
Won the lotto, legit
>>706719953
use golden ratios as well as fibonacci sequences then place bet*.003 on 0 and 00 then rest on either red or black
>>706717896
Sucked my social studies teacher's cock for 15 minutes and got $300. Would do it everyday and multiples times throughout the day if I got paid $300 each time
>>706718028
Define huge,
drove 7 pounds of mushrooms across state. got paid a couple grand and all the drugs i wanted.
>>706717896
Working at a warehouse
>fulltime
>Doesnt take much experience
>Started at 15.50 now make 18 an hour
>>706719752
don't know if its legal or not, but no one really gives a fuck. I just do it with local concerts, post in the facebook event that i'm selling tickets and there are always a million of people interested in buying them.
>>706720019
confirmed faggot
>>706720192
how do you find these people?
>>706719994
I only do it for my friends sorry. And I wouldn't trust someone on the internet with 50k anon
I sold grass from my back garden to some kid that wanted weed. He paid £100.
>>706720172
Meet goals, You get paid. Exceed goals, Get paid much more.
>>706720209
bout to get a warehouse job too, starting at 16 ready to work 10 hour days :D
>>706720359
do drugs, make friends at festivals. it was a totally random one off kind of thing. I was just a small time pot dealer that knew tons of sketchy people.
>>706720404
I'm not the guy with 50k, just a broke ass American hurting for money
>>706717896
About 20 years ago I spent some time driving weed from British Columbia to Kansas City. Couple hundred pounds of funk at a time. Made a lot in a little less than a year.
Fell off stationary fire truck and sued shoeshop for broken leg, true story
>>706720404
>>706720619
By the way, do you know if it's possible to do with a vpn?
>>706717896
Sex trafficking. Millions.
>>706718278
that's not the sarnia boarder my nigga where you at?
>>706718278
wow all those americans are getting robbed!!
>Walked into casino
>Im poor as fuck, planning to spend my last $200 betting on red
>Walk onto casino floor
>Man asks if i'm "the guy"
>uh.....sure. Yeah im the guy.
>Hands me a bag full of 100's
>Walk my happy ass the fuck out of there with approx 40K
And thats why i can afford this apartment im living in
>>706720714
>funk
I believe you just for calling it that
bought alcohol for friends
>$10 service fee
>$5 delivery fee
>>706720311
he was pretty faggy... maybe he was just doing it to look cool for his friends? wait who am i kidding he probably has no friends.
>>706719085
how do you approach people with this? i acutally looked into it on CL to do, but saw ppl were all over it already. good idea..
>>706717896
sell a genuis idea for a million dollar
>>706720914
It was before 9/11. You could drive back and forth from Bellingham, Washington to BC without even ever slowing down. The Dead was still touring, not as much tech in the world. Great time to be young.
>>706717896
20K for hiding 2 vehicles and a fugitive for 2 1/2 days and kept the vehicles.
>>706721093
first I approach them and offer to demo one one headlight, they become impressed with results and to close the sale, I ask for money before doing the other one. No one wants one clean and one yellow light.
>>706718090
Ok Tyrone
>>706720161
Thank you.
>>706720794
>
yeah you can on most bookies but you need a UK billing address
Stream on twitch all day with your tits out.
>>706721093
Not that guy but walk up to them and ask them if they want their headlights polished?
sell stolen meat in the liquor store parking lot
>>706721396
Does it matter if it's really your address?
>>706720714
save any of that $? or spent it lavishly on?
>>706721432
yeah, offer to do one for free to reel them in
>>706721581
I guess not I've never had any mail from them.
>>706721432
dude... think about a parking lot at a grocery store.. now imagine a dude walking up to you asking you this..
thats why i asked.
made a lot of money buying ___ and selling ___ overseas in china. 75k profit per shipping container
>>706720895
Im gonna make a movie about this
One of my friends has a little sister that had some kind of scout event where they were selling raffle tickets. They asked me over the phone if I wanted them to buy me one and I said yes. Turns out mine got 2nd place and I got a $200 check. I took her and another friend to sushi for that.
>>706720895
You're gonna get a hit on you, if you don't already. RIP in peace
I "detail" cars for $150 by taking them to drive through wash, spraying wheel shine, then wiping interior and vacuuming
>>706719345
maby shitty weed dealers
>>706721638
No man. Didnt by shit. Spent a couple months fucking off, moved back to St Louis, bought a condo and started a business. Clean cut white kids in the their late-ish teens with a midwestern college sticker on their back windshield could hall around dead bodies and no one would ever think to look.
>>706721827
I know what you are talking about, i'm just getting started myself so i haven't made any money of it yet.
Continue keeping it secret
>>706719953
If you get three red in a row, play black. Then wait until it happens again. Otherwise than that, play $45 across the board splitting here and there where you feel it looks good and stick with your colors. It's best to start with at least $500 in your pocket too, playing $30-60 per spin, until you have a few wins and then bump it to 100. The more you win, the higer you bet. Eventually youre playing $500 on red or black and raking in cash. Always check the other tables, see a streak, cash out and jump to that table. Usually they have 4-6 tables near each other
>>706718366
3 bucks a pop at my school back in 08. Sold them 3 bucks each myself and would sell 2-3 packs a day. 25 bucks for a full pack.
>>706721396
mate I sorta do this too, the welocome offers and promotions etc are the best by far, but when they totally dry up you can also switch to arbing, made a good bit of cash that way myself
>>706721696
Thanks for the info bro
>>706722122
nice bait
>>706722122
stop being a faggot
>>706722122
Boo... give me a clue
>>706722245
have you been gubbed on your arbing yet?
>>706722280
if you were in the business of arbitrage, you would understand the high margins associated with this product
>>706722167
You're a fucking idiot
Cum in jars
>>706717896
I middlemanned a quarter pound of weed and made over $350 today. Shit was literally cash.
>>706722372
not yet, it'll be a sad day though
Let my family borrow my money and if they didnt pay me in a specific amount of time they have to pay me $5.00 more every day they dont pay my the most I've made was $300.00 from my sister i let her originally borrow $100.00
>>706722167
what is this mumbo jumbo?
>>706717896
You want to make some money? Real money? Get married to a rando (literally just find a wo/man who doesn't have a life threatening illness and get them to marry you, easiest if you're a decent looking dude and you target super ugly girls), the day after you get married take out a life insurance policy on them (the biggest one you can, don't do multiple that's what the feds look for). That life insurance will have a minimum pay-in time before it becomes active (even if you get one that doesn't you still need to wait). Wait for that pay-in time to have passed by at least 3-6 extra months (the longer the better but life insurance ain't cheap). Now for the part most guys bitch out on: Kill Her. You have to make it look like something directly covered by the insurance, you can't poison her with anything testable because the insurance company might order an autopsy (depends on your state laws). My advice is to poison her with botulinum toxin, this can be done by taking up home canning. From the very beginning tell her that you hate green beans (or really any legume that she likes) but that you don't mind cooking them for her. Purposefully improperly can green beans and let her eat them. Do not, under any circumstances, allow anyone you don't want dead to eat those beans. Improperly canned beans were once the leading cause of food related deaths in the US and botulism is no joke. When she begins to be violently ill, keep her home until the last possible moment and then take her to a hospital. You may have to make several bad batches of beans before she gets botulism but the first will probably do it.
You will now have a dead, insured wife. As her husband you take full receipt of the insurance payout (structure that shit or the taxman will run off with half, don't take a lump sum payout).
This entire process should take between 1 and 2 years but you'll have between 500,000 and 3 million to show for it, cold, hard, cash.
You will go to hell tho.
>>706722594
i am a jew: the post
>>706722418
is it legal?
If there is an oppurtunity to make money through arbitrage of a commodity and it's on the internet then I will be able to find it.
>>706717896
>>706717968
ya get insurence make some retarded accident
set up MLM scheme
>25k profits monthly
>stop after 1 year
>retired at 30
>>706722167
>gambler's fallacy
You have to be at least 18 to post here kiddo
>>706722122
>>706721827
Hey dicks, when the fuck am I getting my little slave?
Btw for the mentally inept, they're talking about human trafficing. What else would they be talking about? Maybe drugs, but I don't think most would be at that price if it was a shipping container, and exotic animals are more special order.
>Captcha: Kilpatrick
Will do
>>706722421
Yeah. I'm so dumb.
>>706717896
Limo driver.
Base pay sucked, but tips and side jobs allowed me to pull in over $150K a year.
The only downside is that you work nights and weekends. Everything else about it is gravy.
>>706722727
Yes, but it's part of why the world economy is fucked.
>>706722111
I saw original Cocaine Cowboys doc.. i believe it. Heh, now we have to create stupid websites and fucking apps.
>>706722748
MLM?
>>706722349
>>706722280
>>706722341
As if i'm gonna share is going to pay for my fortress mansion in the middle of the woods. Might not be the same thing that other dude was talking about
>>706722122
baby food
>>706722748
I have just been scammed by MAPS. I belive you.
>>706722868
captcha kek
>>706722950
multi level marketing
>>706721955
Idk I bet they'll never find out who it was. They didn't get any footage of him and they can't check the security cameras in the casino
>>706722728
who pays you?
>>706722594
You're a piece of shit, honestly.
>>706722628
is this legal?
>>706722950
Multi level marketing...a pyramid scam.
>>706723258
triple kek
>>706721271
keeping the vehicles was probably a bad idea if they're connected to the fugitive. Sell them as fast and discreetly as you can if it ever becomes a concern
>>706722167
play 45 across the board, but what % of that bet on colors?
i play 1/3s, whatever is going -say middle and high, ill go low.
also friend taught me this - double the number that just hit, and/or take the last digit - so if 17, take 7 and 27. i cant tell you why but that fucking works more often than not.
>>706723114
Ah, you mean a buy-in pyramid scheme. The problem with those is the disgruntled former employees.
>>706722727
yes, GL finding it
Drunks drop cash in the parking lot at all-night grocery stores after the bars close.
>>706722349
>>706722280
>>706722341
its drugs ya dildoes, the fuck else would it be? china makes pharms for cheap.
>>706719012
Network Admin here, just wanted to say fuck you.
Buy it for a dollar sell it for two. Doesn't matter what it is. I bought 40k worth of perfume today and sold it straight on for 47k. Have I added 7k of value? Doubtful.
Played a slot machine at a small, dirty Indian casino. It kept paying me for no reason. I quit at $300 because I don't trust native Americans.
>>706723089
hes full of shit.
starting a mlm and getting to profit / hiring enough trainers to get you bitch niggers is longer than a year.
to everyone else- heres solid life advice. youll get people pitching you shit, your friends, etc, over the course of your life. if it smells like MLM, dont do it. if you ask is it MLM and they get defensive, DONT DO IT.
>>706723558
drop shipped?
is this scam using fake blogspots with adsense and people clicking on ads still going on?
>>706723425
I play 17 and 23 always. The rest I split 2 ways and 4 ways on the color I am betting (red or black). $5 on each so that's 7 bets on the board. Maybe you play up to 10, which is only $50. You still cover a good chunk of the board. Sometimes you lose, but the red/black covers most losses.
>>706717896
Selling drugs.
>>706718042
You my friend, are a bellend
>>706722502
What is this exactly, like where do you find places to buy things and then resell them at?
>>706722047
Nope. Just every day rank and file street gang drug dealers. Steven Leavitt and Sudhir Alladi Venkatesh did the study in 2000 which mathematically broke down the financial structure of the illegal drug sales business, and that was one of their findings. It was mentioned in Freakonomics. If you haven't read it you should.
>>706723701
No it wasn't. I'm UK based. Bought from a wholesaler on the continent and sold to a retailer in the UK. I have no particular skills, my qualifications are not in this field. It's all about contacts. I know a guy in the Netherlands and it made me 7k. Fucked up system really.
I would pick up generic restaurant olive oil, add stuff for infusion, then resell at farmers market at 3x the price.
Make approximately $4 a minute during fracks sourcing water. (.05 a barrel) 20k for one job best so far.
>>706720164
how did you arrange this?
>>706723760
Yup. Most popular with movies and music.
>>706724091
Fuck you scumbag. That shit is one of the worst things you can do to the environment. I hope you get cancer and die.
>>706723822
Selling your ass.
>>706718042
That's how you get shot
Uber driver in downtown Cleveland. I make fucking bank during the RNC and Cav's games. Also on weekend nights driving drunk people to ritsy bars. I even drove one of our hockey players from the Cleveland Monsters team. He gave me a jersey.
>>706724198
Ah remember doing it for some months, it was good money even for starters but took too many time for it was, was funny
got married to doctor then divorced 3 yrs later
>500k richer
>>706724231
Well at least I'll be able to afford treatment.
>>706720895
'I'm The Guy'
>>706724432
How much?
>>706717896
Dad died, insurance paid out half a million.
>>706723808
one more time with an example please, im slow today
>>706723449
These can be bad. I knew a guy at community college who went like 20k in debt to a pyramid scheme. He killed the owner and himself. Shit was crazy. Also he was pretty booksmart for a retard that fell for a pyramid scheme, so after he died the grading curve in my maths class lowered.
>>706724584
like 60$ first month then 90$-120$ but never got much higher
I bought an iphone 4s then sold it for $350 more on release day
>>706724077
GREAT IDEA. somewhat scalable.
>>706720164
Need to know how to do this. I'll go gay for that much money that quick
>>706724433
kill yourself, why not today?
>>706724479
FFS
>>706720426
what a prick
>>706724077
thats fucking great i may try that shit
>>706724683
Shit that's pretty nice. I might do this in my spare time. But I'll need to check out the best method for this. This might be good for someone still in school/college.
Bought a bottle of Macallan Royal Marriage and sold a few years later for $800 profit
>>706724926
no you wont..
>>706717896
need to make $500 fast! what do? does donating blood pay well?
>>706724972
yeah, i stopped doing it when i got my first job but yes this is definetly cool for young fellas
>>706725086
fraud
let a classmate touch my boobs for $50 between classes
>>706718303
>job that almost exclusively requires a 4 year degree
>easy
>8 years
>fastest
biggest faggot to post in this thread tbqh fam
sat on a corner selling my mixtape
>$3 fiddy in like 10 hours
>>706717896
>Be me
>17 m senior in high school
>Friend and I are in homeroom
>He bets me that I can't drink 6 cartons of milk in one sitting
>Bitchplease.exe
>Drink the milk
>On carton 6
>Bitchplease.exe has encountered an error
>Ignore, keep chugging
>Finish milk
>Win $20
T'was not a bad day
thinking of robbing the dominoes delivery driver who drops the money for the day into the bank at night. never worked there, any tips my negros? was going to take the money, her keys, and her phone. bring a gun or no ?
>>706724814
craigslist it up
Bought 100g mushrooms for 3€/g, sold in 3 days for 10€/g.
>>706725593
best just to rob a loomis messenger if you are doing that much work
>>706725625
What country my man?
>>706725761
best just to rob a celebrity if you are doing that much work
>>706722167
This is the fallacy of maturity or chances. Very common with gamblers. They think a random event is less likely to happen when it happens after a series of events. It's bullshit because it doesn't change the probability that a specific event will happen in the future.
>>706725852
best just to rob Bill Gates if you are doing that much work
Sell fake nudes to horny boys on kik.
>>706725118
How to do. I am young fella.
>>706725761
>armored truck with 2-3 security guards
>dominoes employee, small female, who just worked a 10 hour shift
HMMMMMM
>>706724633
I'm betting $50 black on the black red system.
I'm also putting $50 in $5 bets on the table. I have a pretty good coverage of the black numbers and some red ones too, because it's still gambling. Still... after three red numbers , statistically I'm pretty good on the next one being black.
Some chick gave me 100 bucks to serve some divorce papers to her husband. Dude was crying but I made 100 bucks in 30 seconds
>>706726147
risk/ reward isnt great in either scenario
>>706717896
Fastest? Cleaned up some land for my neighbor told him it would take a week and I would do it for $10k while he was on vacation. About an hour after he left I burned it all down, let it smolder for two days till it rained it out and plowed it under. Dragged it, even planted it with the seed he had. Took me all of 5 hours, made 10k.
Most fun, moonshine.
>>706723363
I live In banana republic. Sold that shit in the local market and they just sold all of it in pieces. After 10+ yrs no cops ever look for me.
>>706722748
Haha the amount of times people have asked me to join an mlm makes me laugh. You can always see it coming within the first sentence or two and yet when you ask if it's a pyramid scheme that honestly have no clue that that's exactly what it is
>>706721929
That'll be one short fucking movie.
>>706726403
What's neat is that the ash from burning what was there is amazing nutrients for whatever you planted.
>>706720209
thinking of working in one, is it hard?
I would charge people $5k for coding work that I just outsourced to russia for 60% of the cost. Meanwhile, i sat and watched breaking bad.
>>706726456
What the fuck are you doing
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>>706717896
A few weeks ago, I started into work early - they were having some kind of health fair. They were tracking who stopped by with a sign-in sheet for some reason so I signed in.
Later, I got an email awarding me around $50,000 worth of RSUs. Shortly after the email, I got another email stating that I won a Ninja Pro Blender in the drawing I signed up for at the health fair (what I thought was a sign-in sheet).
>mfw I won an awesome blender and got 50k in stock in the same day.
>>706724275
How's it feel knowing your job was created with the intent of being replaced within a year or two by computers?
>>706719012
What is the most in demand language/tech in the software world right now? Fucking ay in early 2005 i did everything web, left it for biology degree (fucking retarded idea) and now getting back into it and fuck dont even know where to start. The good old days with php css javascript and good ol html are over now there are 450 flavors and I'm fucking confused m8
Rich grandparents realized they're going to die before they spend their money so they gave their children $100,000 and grandchildren $10,000 in a kind of end life crisis
>>706727157
swift
>>706724716
That's the same as buying the right Jordan's or yeezys on the day of release. Sounds like a nigger thing to do but it's actually a really solid investment you just have to wait in line or win the raffle depending on how any given show is released. Used to work with this 40yr old Jew who would make $300-700 per new Jordan release depending on the shoe. Not all shoes work like this so you have to do your research but flipping Jordan's is a guaranteed profit
>>706724275
What is "bank" to you? What amount do you consider a good night?
>>706718278
Canadafag here, I used to do this too, although I don't live near the border.
I used to work at a wal-mart, when I counted the cash before closing I would exchange the Canadian change I would bring for a like amount of U.S that I would find in the register. didn't make much but it was enough to open a U.S savings account and start making interest off it, that was about 10 years ago I now have something like $300.00 U.S in it wich I use to make e-bay purchases.
That is not my method of making quick, easy cash though (just something extra).
I invested in stocks after the 2008 crash ( I fucked up and waited too long, bought in 2009) 2 months ago it made a little over 3k and last month it made almost 4k.
Haven't gotten rich from it but it helps and I hardly had to do anything.
>>706720509
It's gonna bite me in the ass in 25-30 years but it's great if you don't know what to do and live alone.
Invested $1000 into Niantic inc., the people who made pokemon go. Got about 20K in return
found credit card at bar, ordered 9k in gold coins and shipped overnight to local apartment complex with name of homeless guy i know. pay homeless guy $100 to pick up package and keep gold for myself
>>706726805
Depends. At first you'll hate it because of the work but if you like structure and don't mind labor then you'll be fine.
>>706725593
Worked as a driver back in high school and would give one of the managers I closed with a ride to the bank from time to time. Really not worth it. Won't be much more than a couple hundred bucks cause most transactions were done electronically, and that was a 4-5 years ago I doubt people are using money more now
>>706726592
Nah, add in a tearing relationship with a girl the character is engaged with due to money problems, guy is just about at the end of his rope, gets drunk to drown his sorrows, drunkenly says he's the guy, accidentally finds himself in the middle of a mafia job and fbi investigation.
From here, sudden great time with gf. But after good period, more intense problems because law and baddies. That would take up the first half of the movie epzp, depending on how it's told. Then after that, there are a few options:
1. Girl leaves guy because finds out bad stuff
2. Girl was phone all along, guy was played
3. Guy dies, girl inherits money, or mafia/crooked fbi gets money for bad end
4. Guy/girl gets out of situation, either out of the forest entirely, or with mafia guys dead and now they are running from fbi, living life on the go
5. Guy is kill super early, and girl becomes main, tries to figure out details of guy's death while dealing with corrupt cops and sketchy bad guys
5b. at some point, blues and baddies started somewhat working together because money (Make sure to give girl heavy enough role from beginning so it's not just a cheap shift and looks lazy/"because story", if you go the 5type routes)
I'm sure you could think of a few things with this
>>706725118
I think this might work with fake porn. What did use? Adfly? Or these dumb answer questions to get the link type of scam?
>>706726054
I You would know if you tried to download The Life of Pablo on the first day of release.
>>706727544
Niantic isnt even listed.
>lies
>>706724464
Nice
>>706726190
still here?
thx for the chart. why play 15, over say making it 17-21 4 tile bet. why always bet on 23?
you always avoid low numbers, or this is just an idea, i guess you could adjust this for whats coming high low mid like i do, unless you think lower end just sucks?
>>706726023
how much per week you're making ?
>>706727760
The fuck is the life of pablo. That doesnt explain shit
>>706727052
Email is probably a scam. Congrats on the blender tho
>>706727633
Ive seen the stacks of money they drop in there after a friday or saturday. Mostly small change? maybe. probably not worth it but desperate times and all that
>>706720874
It's their own fault, all they have to do is go to a currency exchange if they know they are going to be buying stuff in the land of milk bags
>>706726954
This is genius
>>706726954
did the same for transcritpion and translation, id pocket 75% of the contract value, play fifa and tell people to hurry up.
point is - CLIMB THE LADDERAHH!
>>706727961
Kanye west album that wasn't put out on shit but itunes
>>706728045
thanks bro
>>706727961
That famous Kanye West album. You basically make fake websites with "leaks" or "movie downloads" with a link directing to a Adfly loop.
>>706727961
Kanye west's most recent album. I forget the exact detail but he didn't release it thru the normal avenues and there was a issue with whatever platform he did release it on for the first few days. People(niggers) threw a fit over things and it was a huge stink for a bit there. Not sure what that has to do with whatever the other anon was saying but there's your daily fun fact
Back when I was a college student without a job for half a year, I was so broke I actually put an ad on Craigslist and sucked old dudes' dick for $500 a pop.
>tfw I'm straight
The memory haunts me to this very day.
>>706727585
how did the homeless guy have an apartment?
nice try though.
>>706727994
Heh - nah, the email was real, it was internal corporate shit, stock entered into the brokerage account they set up for me.
>>706728224
And how does one make money off this adfly loop?
>>706727995
worked at dominos, its shit money, not worth it. also that bank will have cameras..
>>706728171
I would not download one of that niggers albums if I was paid for it.
>>706727157
lol, you sound like not even having the faintest clue...
>>706728342
Adfly pays you for traffic afaik
>>706728297
front office desk of apt has receptionist who holds and signs packages until john doe picks it up
>4 years ago
>be me
>16
>Fairly Slim qt boy
>used to wear pantyhose in gym all the time
>sweat a lot
>Got grown women to pay just to sniff cock and balls through pantyhose
>one was a teacher
>free hand jobs while they masturbated
>>706727760
dudes... i was just attempted baited into clicking on spam link via fucking SKYPE. skype!!! is this the fucking end?
>>706728317
Neato, mind paying for a few month's rent for me? Live at home so it's uber cheap
Turned $100 into $5000 at Blackjack at the casino.
Get stoned instead of getting drunk and gamble smart, win big.
Casinos hate stoners.
>>706717896
buy a case of shit quality AR-15 lowers at about 45$ a oiece, wait for a shooting or election or Hillary to just get on the news and sell every one for double or better.
I sold my last 3 after sandy hook for 300$ a piece. shit was cray.
>>706727995
Yeah it's mainly 1s&5s the drivers tend to keep the 10s&20s and you'll almost never see a 50 or bigger come thru most pizza places. Unless the dominos or jets or whatever you're planning to hit is in the heart of an affluent college town on a football Saturday id say you're not about to make any money robbing the driver, especially not given the jail time associated with armed robbery
>>706728439
How much per click?
>>706728571
Robbing the manager who drops the money* or a driver for that matter but that wasn't what we were talking about
Get a hot and already kind of slutty GF
Get her to cam on websites like my girlfriend.com where you can sell porn too instead of just came camming
Profit at home every day you need money
I still do this today. I help Her get most of her business and these guys always think they are talking to the girl. We make as much as $1000 a week
>>706728625
Not much but it stacks with popular things.
>>706728534
hes trolling you, you are broke because you are dumb.
>>706728534
Learn to write software. You'll get stock drops like this often if you do, plus 100 - 200k per year.
>>706728665
That website is my girl fund dot com
Autocorrect on phone fucked up
>>706718705
Yep, I used to do that when I was young.
I also collected glass pop bottles back when they were made of glass and not plastic.
>>706728458
tied to an apt number which also has renters name, but yeah you could probably come in say apt number, IF owner doesnt first (doesnt need to SIGN for it also) and 2. if its not a HOMELESS dude.
tldr =proof or BS.
>>706718265
I found $50 in my apartment complex parking lot.
>>706720164
Why would a teacher waste a month's salary for a bj?
>>706728558
Why the fuck do people buy just the lowers though? im not a big gun nut plz explain
>>706723363
Fuck that just dump them.
>>706726737
I wouldn't know about that, but I was young and felt pretty good about making $2k an hour. Looking back I feel bad about pulling the wool over his eyes, but the old man is long gone so there is nothing I can do about it. And I guess he did get what he paid for, so it's not all bad.
I flashed a guy my tits in middle school for $20
>>706719574
How and where can i do this
>>706728739
Totally not trolling but I guess there's no way I could prove otherwise.
One time I sent my social security number to my cousin
>a Nigerian prince
I didn't even know we was related basically got 4 mill in a week :D just waiting on his wire transaction and boom rich
>>706722879
I don't know what's worse, the fact that you live that close to Tampa, or that you think that's a real casino.
>>706728787
>>706728665
I see an avenue for expansion of your system. Am I looking at the future of being a pimp
>>706728739
I'm broke because I lost my jobs, trolling or not
>>706728779
Only thing I know is very basic C.
>>706729065
lowers are the "firearm", anything surrounding/within the lower is not regulated and can be shipped to your house directly
>>706728931
You got a point
>>706729065
Are you a small gun nut?
>>706729065
That's the only part that is considered the "gun". Everything else is just a part you can get on the internet delivered to your door
>>706727606
I checked my local cl for warehouse jobs, what would be the best/comfiest position for a warehouse job?
>>706729108
get an account with a brokerage and educate yourself before you lose money like a fool
>>706729172
Fuck me a Kenyan prince offered me 2mil a few months back and I thought it was for sure a scam. Dammit I fucked up
>>706729102
I was that guy, and I'll give you twenty to do it again.
>>706729234
Holy fucking hell that's clever
>>706729262
yes im a small gun nut
>>706717896
Once, I encountered an ATM machine that was handing out $50 bills in place of $20 bills. I drew my max of $800, ended up with $2000. Bank never caught on.
>>706723760
>>706724432
>>706724683
>>706725118
Thanks man for the advice. I'll try this out pretty soon.
Used to be in a google adsense click ring and got paid out 5k for 1 months work. Was in line to get 10k but got banned and never saw that money. Easiest money I have ever made.
>>706729458
Worked similarly with ammo. Always a shortage of .223 after a mass shooting with an ar
>>706729461
I know this didn't happen in America, only 10s & 20s in ATMs its federal law.
>>706718143
Checked a black woman's tire pressure. $100 tip. Serious.
Bought a bunch of guns super cheap and sold them all over the next month for a little under $8000. Pest part is that it was all legal.
>>706728424
Hence the question bud...
>>706729695
Sears Auto Center in Atlanta?
>>706729407
you're a fool anon
same kenyan price hit me up
>I only sent him $23K
>Ima get 38 mil when paperwork clears
>>706729614
More info?
>>706729703
what models
>>706717896
Get laid off - get paid severance/pro rated bonus -> get employed next week to a different company. Made around 40k.
>>706729385
Not sure where you're at in life but if you're single with a clean driving record maybe become a truck driver? I'm 21 making $70k+/yr. sometime working for 14 hours 6 days in a row sucks and I cheat the system a little too frequently which is a whole lot of stress but making 70k with no bills/debt is a pretty dam good feeling and when I quit around 25 I should be able to buy a house with fairly small mortgage if my math is right
>>706729670
It did. I think a stack of 50s somehow ended up in the pile that got loaded in the machine.
> be me
> at family new years party a few years back (17 at the time)
> we rented out a building, set up a bar, etc
> bar was free for everyone, but it was recommended to give tips
> mfw I was selected to be bar tender
> mfw I got 70 bucks in tips
> mfw i only worked the bar for two and a half hours,
> mfw I had shots of tequila on the side
> mfw I learned how to make every type of popular drink
> feelsgoodman.jpg
>>706718748
I used to work in an office building that had a library on 1 of the floors, there was a coin-operated photocopy machine, I think it was 25 cents per coppy which I felt was an outrageous amount to charge (should have been 10 cents) so I found out where they kept the key. There would be like 20 dollars worth of change in it, I would take about 2 dollars in mixed coinage. Would do this 2 or 3 times a week, ended up filling a Crown Royal bag.
>>706718705
You'd get paid a lot more if you just got a job working for a waste management company doing the same thing. Also health insurance, 401k and such...
A customer found someone's wallet outside the small store I work at over the summer. Had no ID and two credit cards, also 900 dollars in cash! I called their bank and told them to call them they where never able to reach them and did not call me back. Did not tell anyone about it and half a year later I still have the wallet and have never spent any of the cash.... yet
>>706729827
not 21 yet (19), I'm just looking for a casual easy job that can make me some money ;_;
>>706727329
Really? Shit....the last iOS i had was whatever was on the iphone 3gs, i ran like a bitch to android. And i have never touched a mac :/
I have never tried this but would it work?
Rob drunk people stumbling out of bars. If they call the cops nobody will believe them and will only assume they spent it all on drinks and I get away quick
What do you think?
>>706729769
Back in 2011/12 faggots would link their blogspot sites here asking for ads clicks. Eventually couple of us made an IRC channel where we would congregate and share links and click each others ads daily. Started out slow but eventually as the site matured and got more views etc you would be able to make 20$-300$ per ad click.
>>706729385
>>706729827
Plus it's one of the few bits of advice in this thread that doesn't have vaguely illegal implications
When I was in college over the summer my buddy tipped me off to an old copper-pipe water pipeline in some farmer's land (he was installing a pool and found it). We offered to remove it from the farmer's land for free and did the same for 2 adjacent plots. This was back when copper was over $2/lb. Made like 20 grand cash income that summer.
>>706729972
Ah well back when I was 17-19 I delivered pizzas. I didn't smoke but everyone else for high on the job and you can walk home with 100-200$ a night if you're friendly. Plus it's the easiest ducking job possible
Anons i need advice, since this is the first thread i've seen in a while with actual conversation.
I'm 21, kind of a jack of all trades, and i've never worked a day in my life. Imagine me as a clean slate, and my life starts now. What job do i do that requires very little experience that pays decently?
>>706717896
I was working for a company that was bought out and had a huge shakeup in management, ended up moving to new offices and replacing old equipment including our Xerox machines. Turns out we had around 100 sealed official Xerox toner cartridges that were just going to be tossed because they weren't compatible with the new machines, I was told to basically make them go away. Was able to sell all of them to a third party toner company for $40 a pop, cool $4000 in cash. Feels good man.
>>706730171
Sweet sounds like the type of thing any of us could do consistently