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>tfw your fetish is unpopular
>tfw when most artists who draw it aren't good artists
>tfw even drawfags on the degenerate boards won't draw it
>tfw when there's many artists you'd like to see draw it but they never will even if you paid them to
Vanillafags have everything going right for them.
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Well what the fuck is your fetish dude
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>>706665281
Hyperscat. But really what I said applies to scat in general.
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>>706665459
What's hyperscat, bro?
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>>706665459
you disgusting faggot,how dare you?
get out of here!
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>>706665459
Out of curiosity what about it actually makes you into that sort of thing?
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>>706665459
I have a similar fetish and problem
> scat in vagina
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>>706665459
>Hyperscat
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>>706665551
This
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>>706665619
this is my fetish too
scat goes into pussy
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scat goes into pussy
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>>706665551
Have you heard of Hyper. Like how Hyper Breasts are impossibly large boobs and how a Hyper Cock is an impossibly large wang? Well, you can figure it our from there.

>>706665575
Hold a minute. I've posted the explanation before. Just let me find the text.
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So to anybody in here who has a scat fetish what is it that makes it a turn-on for you?
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>>706665551
>>706665636
>>706665841
Here ya go:

First of all, the idea of something large building up inside someone and the sheer stretch of it coming out. There's just something amazing about the idea of creating something so big inside you and the anus being able to stretch incredibly wide to cope with it. There's an incredible sense of push and weight behind pushing out a hyperlog. The fact that the characters can usually bear down and take it is even more impressive. Another thing is the turd itself; I like the idea of reverse penetrating oneself with something they made themselves; it's basically a giant naturally-made dildo. Plus turds have an incredibly unique and organic texture like nothing else, and this is only emphasized more when it's larger since the details are easier to see.

Also, due to being hyper, there's a fantasy aspect to it, helping distance it from the real thing. I don't like scat in real-life; it's gross, it smells, it's messy, and it has a lot of germs. But in a scat pic you can just pretend there'd be no germs or smell.
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If I could draw, I would draw it for you. I'm sorry for you OP.

Maybe there is an /aco/lyte who you could pay.
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>>706664595
You're fucked in the head if you're turned on by cartoons. Fucking degenerate autistic faggot.
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>>706664595
> even if you paid them to
That's the key point. Offer a good enough price and anyone would do it. Not necessarily openly, he probably won't sign the picture, but most people have their price.
I still don't know what's hyperscat and am afraid to google.
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>>706666183
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>>706666069
That's kinda... Amazing in it's own sense.
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>>706666666
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hail satan our dark lord and master
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>>706666069
Almost sold me to scat porn. Then I realized it's scat porn.

Give this man his scat porn.
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>>706666173
Cheers bro.

>Maybe there is an /aco/lyte who you could pay.
I doubt it. Scat's not even allowed on /d/ of all places. It's pretty much just /b/ and /trash/. Plus I'd rather furry hyperscat than human hyperscat and you know what /co/ is like about furries.

>>706666271
>Not necessarily openly, he probably won't sign the picture
They'd have a recognisable artstyle though. I think that would be enough to hesitate to draw it.

>>706666341
Is that bad or good?
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>>706666667
OFF BY ONE I WANNA DIE
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Well OP I felt for you and then I realized you want artists to draw literally the biggest piles of shit they can come up with. I can't really blame anyone for not wanting to.
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>>706666667
Nice try.
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>>706666761
>Almost sold me to scat porn
Well if I made it sound appealing enough to even consider that I explained it well.

Are you >>706665551 or >>706665636?
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>>706666875

You failed today, but there will be 707777777 before you know it.

Will your life be better or worse when it is checked?
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>>706667121
No
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>>706667107
It doesn't have to ridiculously hyper. It could simply be a log as thick as 20cm inb diametre.
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>>706667121
I'm >>706665575
Though you almost sold me on it as well.
Imma go kms though because off by one.
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>>706667182
Are you >>706665575?
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>>706664595
I'm pretty sure if a retard with a pen gets paid for that they'll do it.
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>>706666810
>furry hyperscat
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>>706667355
Crap I posted this the same time >>706667316 popped up.

Anyway, glad you understand why I find it appealing. Thanks for being cool anon.
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>>706667406
Honestly, human has a more uncanny valley effect to it. You know humans can't stretch that wide, but it's easier to look at when it's animal people since they don't exist in reality.
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>>706667376
But I want a GOOD artist to draw it.
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>>706667531
what kind of money are we talking about?
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>>706667559
I dunno. The whole reason I try drawthreads is because I'm too paranoid to have anything furry being able to be traced back to me, which would include a paypal (don't even have a paypal anyway).

I have managed to get one scat request done, but it's only a sketch. Still pretty good though. I like it.
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>>706667660
Hmm, have you ever considered bitcoins? It would ensure both your and artist's security.
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>>706668062
I don't even really understand the whole bitcoin thing.
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>>706668101
Well people use it to buy things they're not supposed to be buying and even paying for assassinations.
So some furry scat pictures will be no problem.
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>>706668245
>Well people use it to buy things they're not supposed to be buying
Does that mean the feds are watchin' it? And how does it work?
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>>706664595
ever masturbated to the south park episode where randy pushes out a giant turd?
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>>706667660
10k and im in, we can sign contracts for your anonymity
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>>706668379
Nope, for several reasons:
>I'm not gay
>the artstyle is not fappable for either the characters or the turd
>it's comedic

If it was in a better artystyle and it was a women pushing that mega-log out I probably would fap to it.
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>>706668433
>10k
Not sure if this is a joke, but I don't even have close to that much money.
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>>706668335
Don't know about the feds. The point is that you can create a wallet anonymously and none of your personal information is stored, just the wallet id, login and password. I'm not good at explaining how it works, especially in English, but basically the transactions are ensured by other users, not by a dedicated server. This way "feds" cannot just come to the building with the central server and arrest anyone, because there are no servers, every user is a little server. When you send bitcoins to another wallet you send an information like "XXX sends YYY to ZZZ" and when a certain amount of other users have confirmed this, the transaction is complete. So it's slower than normal banking. I may be wrong, though, but that's how I remember how it works.
And I'm sure feds arent' interested in furry hyperscat, as I said, there are illegal drugs, guns and services being paid through it, I'm sure they'll find something more interesting than you and me.
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>>706668676
And how do you earn currency?
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>>706668829
That depends on your country of residence. I doubt my method would work outside of CIS countries.
Well, I personally use our local system of paying terminals and a certain site in the tor network, I send them info like "I want X bitcoins to Y wallet" and they give me information about the amount of real money I'll need to put onto a certain real life wallet in the next, say, 4 hours, with a certain note code.
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>>706669109
Wait, so you need to use real money to get bitcoins?
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>>706666338
Kek
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>>706669297
You can "mine" them, but at this point it's not really usable. The system is designed in a way that the difficulty of mining is exponentially growing, and it was profitable maybe in 2008, but not now. There can only be so many bitcoins, 2 million, iirc, and it's made in a way that with every mined bitcoin the amount of processor energy used to mine the next one would be too much to actually profit from it (say, you'll need your PC running for a week and spend more on electricity bill than the money you'll get from mining)
So it's easier and faster to just use real money, yes. It's a real currency, after all.
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>>706669586
Hmm... seems too much of a hassle. Better just wait for more drawfags willing to draw scat to return to /trash/. Thanks anyway anon.
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>>706666069

Interesting point of view
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>>706669759
your choice...
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>>706669766
I mean, I don't know why I like it in the first place, but that's what I find appealing about it.
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>>706669586
>paying for the electricity
I'm glad I don't live in a third world country like you, dude.
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>>706670351
Not him, but are you retarded? Do you not pay bills for water and electricity use?
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>>706666069
You're the faggot that posted the "Sonic makes the biggest turds" thread the other day. You got problems, son.
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>>706670862
You realise that thread was shitposting to get reactions, right?
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>>706665459
>hyperscat
Ever wondered why it's unpopular for a good reason?
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>>706668676
>I'm sure feds arent' interested in furry hyperscat

My new favourite thing I've read on /b/
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>>706671019
Yes, but the extent people get triggered by it on the internet is ridiculous. They act like scat (drawings, so literally none of the things that amke scat gross in real-life are present) is the most abominable thing ever, but tolerate rape, beastiality and pedo (sorry "loli").
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>>706671267
I'm pretty sure that /d/ shows plenty of fetishes that are even more triggering than rape, bestiality and pedophilia.
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>>706670351
Nothing is free, friend. Even if your electricity bill is constant, which I've never heard about, you still pay SOMETHING. And electricity isn't the only thing you're paying for when mining bitcoins. Your hardware fatigue, your time, etc. And at this point it's just not profitable to mine bitcoins by yourself.
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>>706671457
And yet scat is not allowed on /d/. Like I said, apparently worse then fucking people, kids and animals against their will.
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>>706671267
>drawings, so literally none of the things that amke scat gross in real-life are present
>sorry "loli"

This double standard makes me sad
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>>706671673
Well you're only attracted to them because their underage.
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>>706664595
>Hyperscat
Different strokes for different folks i guess.
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>>706671798
>posting Carlos
>not making a pun

Yeah, I get that it's not popular. But it just sucks that that's the way it is.
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>>706671792
And shall I presume that you only like scat because it's smelly and filthy? No, as stated here >>706666069

This is why you have a double standard.
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>>706672019
I've heard the reasons all before, and all of them apply to other things.

>lack of breasts
Flat women exist

>size
Midgets and short stacks

>inexperience
Virgins
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>>706666069
Would someone give this man his hyper scat already
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>>706672297
Do you want to guess what people would post in a thread if I requested short cute flat-chested anime girls?
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Hey OP

I don't claim go be the best deawer there is, but I'm willing to give it a try for free. Just describe the pic you want and I'll post it when I'm done
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>>706672565
Underage girls?
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>>706672306
For free? After him saying that he offered money for it? You don't understand how people work.
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>>706668379
asking the real questions

>>706668532
props for answering. This thread is the best AMA thread I've seen in a long time
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>>706672696
I don't give a fuck about money, and even if I did, I don't have a way for him to pay me, so fuck it
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>>706672776
Then go ahead and draw him his scat.
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>>706672612
Oh wow, really? Thank you.

Hmm... I can't think of anything major. Maybe Alopex from the TMNT comics squatting in the snow and pushing out a thick cable (probably like 20cm or something in diametre). Or Krystal pushing out a similar sized log in her tight suit (but i doens't form a mound; the suit conforms to it's shape). Up to you which one.
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>>706672668
Yep. So even though what I want doesn't require them to be underage >>706672297 that trait will often accompany lolis, just as I am sure you have to deal with scat pics which emphasize the smell/filth aspect you don't care for.
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>>706665459

Are you kidding? Scat and hyperscat is healthily catered for - both in real porn and drawn furry bullshit.
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>>706672696
>After him saying that he offered money for it?
I never said that. I said people who take commissions usually won't do scat because it affects their reputation.

>>706672747
Thanks man. Happy to explain things.
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>>706672947
If you was interested in people taking commissions, that means you was ready to pay for it.
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>>706672926
>Scat and hyperscat is healthily catered for
Well I don't like regular scat, which narrows it down to hyper. And even then there's stuff I don't like that tends to show up in Hyperscat pics like prolapse or hyper penises and balls.
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>>706673006
I already explained about the whole paranoia about being linked to furry stuff when that other guy suggested bitcoins.
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>>706664595
female creatures with almost no human features
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>>706672915
But why don't you specify adult when you ask for short cute flat-chested anime girls?
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I feel kinda bad for OP. Man just wants to see some animals take huge poops. Let's all draw some for him; we could start a whole "We are the World" type movement
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>>706673107
>with almost no human features
>has tits and ass
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>>706664595
>>706665459
>furaffinity is literally full of good artists doing a literal shitton of hyperscat content
>japanese doujins have a large variety of hyperscat related content on exhentai, dozens of premium scanlations

nigga are you a fucking degenerate and cant google anything worth shit
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>>706672848
Can't find any reference pic of Krystal, cul you most one for me ?
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>>706673167
Because I don't care. Things like age or legal status don't matter in 2D.
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>>706673219
i mean, you know, without disney animal faces/cartoon/animeem style and more like something that came directly from a horror movie
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>>706673341
>>706671267
Which brings us back to
>drawings, so literally none of the things that amke scat gross in real-life are present
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>>706664595
You probably already know about this given your fetish, but do you like mamabliss' style?

She is taking commissions again now
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>>706673253
>furaffinity is literally full of good artists doing a literal shitton of hyperscat content
Who does great-quality Hyperscat besides Zombiecat? Yowesepth's artstyle tends to be off-putting and has other fetishes like huge feet mixed in with it. Twyst and Fat-Coast are inactive. Arale and Fatdingleberry's art are ugly.

>japanese doujins have a large variety of hyperscat related content on exhentai, dozens of premium scanlations
haven't been able to find many.

>nigga are you a fucking degenerate and cant google anything worth shit
Believe me dude, I have goggle for hyperscat many times.

>>706673297
Hold on, searching now.
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>>706664595
Manga by horihone saizou. Try it you sickfag
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>>706670423
Unlimited usage where I live. Including water, electricity, Internet.
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>>706673430
Okay dude, fine. I still won't support loli, but you are free to enjoy what you like as long as it doesn't affect real kids.

>>706673496
Nah, I've seen their stuff. Not very appealing to me.
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>>706673617
Your parent's basement?
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>>706673604
you just wanna be spoonfed your fetish because youre a picky little shit who cant cough up the dough to make it happen or the effort to find and treasure some

boo hoo i cant get my dick serviced the way i like on the internet #firstworldproblems
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>>706673617
Where do you live, man?
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>>706673712
Student in Finland, faggot. And the rent is quite cheap, I pay 250 EUR/month for everything.
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>>706673297
Here you go. Her face look better in game so I'll give you a second pic for her face.
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>>706673805
Nevermind, >>706673811
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>>706673811
Still:
>>706671627
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wtf kinda thread is this shit
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Muscular traps
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>>706673690
Fair enough.

I just thought it was a shame that you, who opened some minds on scat today, would be so closed minded about other fetishes.
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>>706673742
>the effort to find and treasure some
Dude, I've been on the FA archives. But you exhaust the content of unpopular fetishes pretty fast.
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>>706673742
Back in the day there were no fetishes. Men were too busy doing manual labour and fighting in wars. Vanilla pussy was heaven compared to beheading three krauts in a trench with a rusty knife while artillery shells rained down around you.

Just remember that. You're lucky.
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>>706664595
>tfw everyone puts shemales into the drawings of my favourite fetishes

Just fuck off already
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>>706670940
Literally!
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>>706673997
fuck off with your stupid censored drawing
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>>706673955
Dude, I'm sorry. Even though there's a lot of fetishes I don't like, the only ones I'm morally against are ones that harm people.

Like what you like though, it's not like some random anon who likes obscenely large turds has any say in the matter.
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>>706674122
You know it's a rule violation to be underage and on 4chan, right?
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>>706673297
>>706673865
And here's her face in-game.
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>>706673979
exactly. kids these days want someone to pour fresh fetishes on their cocks all day long otherwise they're gonna go on the internet and cry about it.

have a fucking imagination and just jerk off you dingus.
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>>706673997
Yeah, the futa stuff gets pretty annoying.
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OP I made this just for you. I hope you like foxes and battle axes, cuz, I dunno. Whack off to it, or don't, I'll be over here re-examining my life choices
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>>706674237
Thx, let me draw it and I'll post

If theead get deleted before I post, I'll create a new one
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>>706674149
I can wholly agree with you on that, anon. I assure you I'm a 2D-only lolicon.
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>>706674332
Thanks OP. Don't think I'll whack off to it but I appreciate you drawing something for me.
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>>706674523
That's good then. As long as no-one is harmed.
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>>706674501
Also if you're still here I think this would be handy for you.
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>>706674806
Still here, and thanks for that one, it'll be helpful
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I bet you could get an inflation artist to do that shit.. Btw ill be talking about this one at work today ayy lmao
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>>706675146
Cheers bud, lookin' forward to it.
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Here I made it into that fox you like, and I even drew some dollar signs so people will pay you for it in the future, giving you the money you need to further your hyperscat fetish. I'm here for you OP
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>>706674210
In that case why are you here?
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>>706675232
>I bet you could get an inflation artist to do that shit.
You'll be surprised how many people draw the line at scat despite having other fetishes most people mock. I think they'd draw inflated bloated turds rather than normally huge turds (lol).

>Btw ill be talking about this one at work today ayy lmao
Cool. Hope your co-workers are amused and get some laughs out of it.
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>>706675254
Thank you, anon. Your efforts are appreciated.
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>>706664595
Peeing inside females and bestiality are rare too but there's some shit so that's fine.
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>>706675596
What? There's plenty of beastiality art. They post it on cripplechan /furry/ and this site's /trash/ commonly.
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>>706675596
TIY. Bestiality is not a rare fetish.
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I'm done sketching, I'll start inking and colour
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>>706664595
thats what you get for being a fucking weirdo
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>>706676085
Come on man, I was trying help encourage discussion by not posting any pics of my fetish.
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>>706676061
>I'll start inking and colour
Dude, inking and colouring too? Thank you so much for going to this effort man.
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how much would you pay for a decent commission?
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>>706676185
>4chan users
>not weird
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>>706676317
Probably $20-30 at most. But I don't have a paypal and I really don't like the idea of having any accounts tied to furry that can be traced back to me, which is why I only talk about furry stuff on imageboards.
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>>706676435
use two accounts, one to pull money from your bank, transfer that to a 2nd account that has fake name details etc. bam, anonymous
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>>706676722
>a 2nd account that has fake name details etc. bam, anonymous
Is that legal?
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Hold on I made it better! First I gave her blue eyes, just like in >>706673865
I think I made them very sexy, if I do say so myself. Then, I added some delicate background touches: lush green grass, a simple red brick house, I really wanted to put the hyperscat in a lovely pastoral setting. A setting that says "no judgement here, it's just a lovely day for taking preposterously huge and arousing shits outside." Finally, who is that in the house? Why, it's the one and only Donald Trump, and he's approving of your fetish. The Republican Party's Presidential candidate is giving you a big ol' thumbs up from the window. I like to think that pooping blue fox is like a daughter to him, and he's giving you both his blessing. Fantastic.
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>>706676903
Thank you anon. Truly beautiful stuff.
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>>706676836
technically its against paypals rules to have more than one account, but i've had 2 for years and never had any problems.
As for legality, i dont see why it wouldn't be legal, you're not going to be able to overdraw with no bank etc linked on the 2nd account
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>>706677000
>>706676903
Also, is she lifting herself of the ground with that turd?
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>>706677052
Uh, yep, guess so. Just kinda sprang out of her, I reckon, and she shot up like a cornstalk. Obviously she does not seem displeased by this turn of events.
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>>706677038
So you can make paypal accounts that aren't linked to your bank account?
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>>706672565
"Komoe Tsukuyomi" Shes nearly 30, smokes and drinks.
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>>706676903
Is Trump going to use it for his wall though?
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>>706677356
correct. you can also de-link them if you have linked it before. I've done it in the past when i've sold something on ebay, used the money, then the customer got pissy a month later and demands a refund. I yank out the link to my bank, so my paypal balance just goes in the red for a bit, whereas if i didnt unlink it it'd yank it out of my bank and then give me an overdraft fee.
eBay can be shit for selling on but what can you do.
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>>706677613
Interesting. I might have to do some more research on the subject but cheers for the advice anon.
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Just to be all-inclusive, I've added >>706677384's loli into the mix! Now it's a fetish pic everyone can enjoy! And in the meantime, the pile of poop has grown larger, and the blue fox is looking a little concerned about it. Also, Hillary Clinton came by to check out what her good friend Donald told her was "The most amazing thing ever to grace the blank white space of Microsoft Paint." She likes it!

Guys, I really think this might be my new calling.
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>>706677609
Can you imagine? An anthro fox walking a long the border and laying huge cables down to build the wall?
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I'd hate to love scat.

But lately I've been enjoying shitting, so much that sometimes I'll go to the toilet when I don't need one and sit on it for up to an hour in hopes I'll shit.

When I do shit, I like to hold it in, I love the way it feels when I don't let it out, or let it out a little bit and then pull it back it and repeat until the overwhelming need to shit takes over and I crap.

It's like a very minor orgasm, or just a happy feeling. Not more content and happier than when I'm doing a shit.

Also if I make a colossal shit or the shape is cool (like once I shat out a huge poo and it was shaped like a fetus. I took a picture of it but it's on my old phone or I'd show you) I feel a sense of accomplishment.

However the idea of touching, licking or smelling makes me feel sick.

This isn't the start of a scat fetish though is it?
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>>706678206
>When I do shit, I like to hold it in, I love the way it feels when I don't let it out, or let it out a little bit and then pull it back it and repeat until the overwhelming need to shit takes over and I crap.
Are you the shit-dildo anon?
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>>706673383
then why would it have body parts that evolved on humans for reasons that would not apply to such creatures?
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>>706678015
Why not have it dump the wall itself while we're at it, I mean wouldn't that make it the ultimate hyperscat anyway? It'd just keep on eating just to sustain pooping for that long. One continuous shit for weeks on end.
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>>706666069
You're fucked.
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>>706678403
Damn, that'd be one thicc turd. How high does Trump want the wall?
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>>706678361

No no.

I guess whats happening is since endorphin are released when you release a dump, you can trick your brain into releasing more by partially letting the turd out and then pulling it back in and repeating. It's a real life cheat code I suppose, too bad the only life hack I've genuinely found is fucking myself with my own shit to exploit my happy chemicals.
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>>706678493
Love you too anon.
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>>706678627
A quick google search suggests 35-45 ft (10-15 m) wall.
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>>706678493

Hey everybody, I found the newfag!
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>>706678634
Ironically, despite my love of hyperscat and some of the reasons behind it, I don't enjoy taking dumps in real-life. Every says it's so enjoyable but for me it's either no feeling at all, uncomfortable, or painful. I can't honestly say I've ever enjoyed taking a dump. I wish I could though.
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>>706678745
Damn, so that'd have to be a log at least ten metres in diametre. Geez, her anus would be huge.
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>>706678655
>>706678766
>>706678822
Consecutive dubs! WEW!
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>>706678822
It was much too big to be called a turd. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough...
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>>706679074
Okay?
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>>706679074
Not if you also make the character really big. I mean if we're making things hyper anyway. In for a penny 'n all that.
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>tfw vanilla
>tfw never-ending supply of porn that is perfectly suited to my tastes
feels good man
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>>706679339
I should clarify though I do also have a vanilla fetish, just that I prefer Hyperscat to it.
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>>706673617
You live in an apartment right?
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>>706676903
This is fucking topkek
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>>706677997
Thanks to you, this is the greatest scat thread of all time.
Thank you.
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>>706679896
Greater than the Sonic one?
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>>706679334
>>706679074
>>706678822
>>706678403

Ok it wasn't easy, but I think I achieved what you wanted. Now, how I imagine it would work is that the blue fox lay down on her side when she felt her tummy rumbling. Suddenly, the contents of last night's 144-course Applebee's meal explosively erupted out of her, propelling her along the ground, which just so happened the be the US-Mexican border. Given the massive decompression of going from her intestines to the open air, the feces is able to expand to a solid wall (really something like a cylinder) of about 10 feet (the first story of a building, say). As she's rocketing along, mile after mile, she realizes she's having fun, and even manages to pick up an American flag to wave at one of Texas' many flag depots. Eventually she slides her way past Donald Trump's house, who sees the great work she's doing and approves from his second story window (while Hillary slyly spies on him from the side of the house). The wall separates the good old US of A from would-be immigrants like one Speedy Gonzalez, pictured in the forefront. This pleases not only Donald Trump but all of our great land as the embodiment of Uncle Sam himself materializes and signals his endorsement of this act of uber-patriotic hyperscat. Your fetish is now sanctioned by the American Spirit OP. God Bless you, and God Bless America.
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Just finished the pic

It's sketchy but I didn't want to put too much effort into it, hope you don't mind
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>>706680096
>>706680046
Content creators make this website great again.
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>>706680096
Dude, thank you so much! It's nice. I really appreciate that went out of your way to draw me this, especially when you aren't into it and this wasn't a drawthread. Doesn't matter that it's sketchy it adds some character to it. Thank you so much.

If it's not too much trouble may I request a teeny edit though? Could the part with the turd be made blue like the rest of the suit material? And maybe have the turd a bit thicker too?
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>>706672007
It's not just that. You are looking for a super specific fetish but don't want to put any effort into getting it done.
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>>706680046
I'm in tears right now.
RIP my sides.
Thank you anon.
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>>706680511
Dude, not only have I searched for plenty of it [spoiler]which is why I even went to imageboards in the first place[/spoiler], but I've even drawn my own.
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Does /b/ have an archive? This thread is great.
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>>706680396
Yeah sure, is this better ?

And you're welcome, hope you cum buckets to thos
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>>706680522
That's why I do it anon. For you, and poor poor OP who until today had no quality material to jack it to. Just doin' my part.
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>>706680901
I second this.
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>>706664595
I was feeling for your problem until you mentioned the most degenerate fetish i've ever heard. Like wtf its good theres no content for it u might get over it quicker
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>>706681143
>>706680901
someone will have to screencap it
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>>706680978
Yeah, that's great dude. Much better. I like the idea of it being obscure by the fabric material.

>And you're welcome, hope you cum buckets to thos
I will, thank you.

Hey, if it's not too greedy of me may I request one final edit before you go?
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>>706681317
You always can ask, if it's not too long to do I'll do it
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>>706681267
>stoplikingwhatIdon't.jpg
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>>706681373
Thanks man. For my last edit I would like the turd to now be hyper-sized and for her to have some dialogue.

See pic for the size of the turd that would be prefered. As for the dialogue, up to you, maybe something about enjoying it or wondering what Fox will think of it.
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>>706680046
I can't fap to this.
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>>706666069
Does that have anything to do with Mega-Anal?
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Hey OP, what's your favorite piece of art to whack it to?

What's the classic you always come back to?
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>>706681548
Yeah ok I can do that, but I have no idea for the dialogue, could you give me some ?
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>>706665281
And to think this epic bread almost died before I posted this bump.
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>>706681561
Well I don't mind huge anal insertions and same-size anal vore, so perhaps it does.

I should also mention my vanilla fetish (that I like but much prefer Hyperscat to) is butts, so I guess I just like butt-related stuff.
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>>706681683
It would have to be either this...
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>>706681806
Or this. Both done by Zombiecat, greatest Hyperscat artist of all-time.
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>>706681551
YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH
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>>706681851
thanks, man. I feel like I've glimpsed into a whole different world.

I'm sure you get this all the time, but why scat?
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>>706681718
Okay, maybe something like "Just wait til Fox sees this/gets a load of this..." or "I didn't think my suit could stretch that far." or something along the lines of those.
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>>706681957
Well, I sorta explained that here: >>706666069

But if you mean, why did I like scat even in the first place, I honestly have no idea. I don't think it had any influence (I was into it before I even knew it was a thing on the internet) and just came out of nowhere. I can't explain it.

Fun fact: You know that picture of Mickey Mouse gouging his eyes out that people use as a reaction image? That was drawn by the same guy who drew those two pics.
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>>706681957
>>706682164
Also, I have said I have managed to get one scat request done in a drawthread before. I think it's more "conventionally" hot than those too pics. Should I post it?
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>>706681851
EXCUSE ME OP? EXCUSE ME? ZOMBIECAT IS THE "GREATEST HYPERSCAT ARTIST OF ALL TIME"? DID ZOMBIECAT DRAW YOU THE BLUE FOX YOU WANTED SHITTING DONALD TRUMP'S MEXICAN DREAMWALL?? DID ZOMBIECAT INCLUDE LOLIS TO BRIDGE THE GREAT FETISH DIVIDE OF 2016?? DID ZOMBIECAT GIVE UP HIS MORNING TO GIVE YOU A BONER?? NO. NO HE DID NOT. SOMETIME I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU LIKE HYPERSCAT.
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>>706681967
Have some of both
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>>706666069
I could fap to this
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>>706682398
Sorry man, I was wrong. You are truly the greatest Hyperscat artist of all time. Zombiecat wishes he could be as great as you.
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>>706679480
Sure I do.
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>>706682405
Damn, now that is hyperscat. Little white gaps around the edges but I have no right to complain about free art, especially when it's inked and coloured. Thank you so much man for drawing this for me and putting up with my weird fetish. I can't thank you enough for what you did. You are pretty based. I'm definitely gonna enjoy these, especially since Krystal and suit-soiling are both incredibly rare when it comes to hyperscat. Thank you so much anon. You're the best!

Keep drawing by the way, I think you could be a good artist if you keep it up. Have a good one!
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>>706682795
You're welcome you scat-furry-loving faggot

And thank you for your compliments
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>>706682557
Aw, well thank you anon, that's nice of you to say. Gotta give props to this guy
>>706682405
too, he's earned 'em!

Welp, I reckon my job is done here, OP now has plenty of fapping material. GG everybody.
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>>706664595
>that feel when when
fuck off newfag
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>>706682991
No problem anon, you made my night. Peace out you magnificent bastard. May you grace this board with your art in the future.
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This thread is beautiful.
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>>706683188
It must be archived. For the good of /b/.
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>>706683139
Done it once, drew Hillary Clinton butt-fucking Adolf Hitler with a massive strap-on

I was really high that time
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>>706683303
>Hillary Clinton butt-fucking Adolf Hitler with a massive strap-on
Kek.
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Someone really needs to screencap this thread.
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>>706665459
how the fuck do you ever expect to get a boner if a real life girl finally decides she wants to touch you?
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>>706683296
Happy to have contribooted.
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>>706667316
In neither of the posts were you off by one you fucking idiot.
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>>706683561
I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.
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Escape while you can Anon
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>>706684203
Seen that, would have been hotter if it was solid logs.
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>>706683303
Post it.
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>>706684542
I think he left, man.
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>>706684703
Too bad, a piece like that would've belonged in a thread like this. The Nazi-sadist cherry on a gigantic shit sundae, if you will.
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>>706683688
My god you raging autist it was this post.
>>706666667
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based zombiecat

I wish he'd draw more scat
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>>706674523
Not hyperactive anon, but how do you feel about being sexually aroused by underage cartoon girls?
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>>706684896
He still does, but I wish he'd draw more like these two >>706681806 >>706681851 in terms of thickness and art quality.
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>>706684542
Here
>>706684703
Think again>>706684703
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>>706685053
Lol Wut.
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I really hope someone screencaps this thread.
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>>706684867
How in the fuck are you able to know who posted that?
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what about puke?
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Hey dude, I know this is gonna sound like I'm pushing my luck, but I just thought of one final edit/touch that'd put my mind to rest. You know how the suits all shinny and smooth? Is it possible to have the turd part smooth and with a bit shine like the rest of her suit.

I feel really bad for asking after all you've already done for me, but it'd be the last thing I can think of to perfect it, I swear. If you say no that's completely understandable and fair.
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>>706685431
Gross man.
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>>706685053
I love you Requestanon
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>>706685221
Cute...

>genitals
Ruined.
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I HEREBY PROCLAIM THIS TO HAVE BEEN THE THREAD OF THE DAY, AND THE GREATEST HYPERSCAT THREAD OF ALL TIME
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>>706685449
Yeah I guess, I'll post it when done

>>706685509
I love you too
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my personal favorite
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>>706686144
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>>706686228
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>>706686257
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>>706686228
>>706686257
>>706686297
why boner
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>>706666069
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Meh, I prefer gigascat personally
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>>706686497
[spoiler]I wrote that, mainly for keks.[/spoiler]
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>>706686564
Post some.
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>>706686497
Also I wrote a sequel.
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>>706686716
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>>706686735
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>>706665459

dat's gross
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>>706686769
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>>706666069
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>>706687152
You're a bit late, mate.
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>>706686716
>>706686735
>>706686769
>>706686813
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>>706687240
Does this mean "gonna cum" or "I want out"?
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>>706686794
Look at this guy, thinks hyperscat is gross. Stay 200late, pleb
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>>706687285
cum
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OP here, I've gonna screencap this entire thread if nobody else already plans to.
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There you go OP
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>>706687947
Sweet. Awesome. Thank You. I'll have mercy now and never ask anything from you again. Thank you so much again anon. Farewell.
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>>706688129
No problem

Have a good day
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>>706688454
I will. You too man.
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>>706673341
>Things like age or legal status don't matter in 2D.
THEY REALLY, REALLY DO: well depending where you live.
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