I've been saving my loads in this jar for a while now.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I've been saving my loads in this jar for a while now.
Trips decides what I do with it
flush it down your toilet
Post webm of you drinking it
Post progress every December 26th.
>>706593085
Drink up
>>706593085
put it in someone's shampoo or lotion :)
Wash your entire body with it like soap
drink and pics
insert anally
pour it on your dad
drink
drink it fag
Do an omelet with it
>>706593085
throw it in the garbage you fucking faggot.
Put them in the trash can.
Drink it
>>706593878
roll
>>706593085
Put it in the microwave, set to two hours, activate microwave
I want to think of something clever, but I really want to see you drink it.
TRIPS GET
microwave it and consume it + webm
>>706593898
Rolling.
>>706593901
Roll
Take it to your doctor and ask what's wrong with your jizz.
Mix it with petrol and light it
>>706593962
reroll
>>706593760
This.
Turkey baster.
Put them on your sister panties
>>706593766
roll
>>706594016
Roll
>>706593962
roll 2
Mix it in a milkshake and share with family member
>>706593901
Rawl
>>706593962
plz
>>706594044
rollerino
>>706594085
Reroll
Pour it into a frying pan, and eat it all like a fried egg. (You can add salt if you want)
>>706593962
do it faggot
>>706594047
Rollerino
Id like to see you use it as lube
>>706594044
Roll
Transfer to plastic squeeze bottle and reenact your greatest loads for friends, guests, or strangers
Feed it to your parents without them knowing
Drink it all up.
All of it, in one go.
Record it all.
Don't puke.
>>706593569
This. And post vid.
>>706593085
Rolling
>>706594016
Rolling
Drink it and take photos of you doing this.
Go to a park and pour it down a slide
Make scramble eggs with it
post webm of you drinking it
>>706594044
do it, jizz farmer
drink
Waste all of it. Dump it in the sink.
>>706594236
roll
>>706594243
Second this.
>>706594292
rolling for this
Drink
>>706594292
Kek. Roll.
Cum into it one last time and then drink it
balance bottle on head and stand in traffic
>>706593936
This but with an mlp figurine
Drink your milkshake. Drink it up!
Go to your local park playground and give it to a bunch of kids to play with
>>706594343
roll
>>706593962
rollin
Turkey baster.
Load with cum
In pooper
Post video
Throw it on a child on the street. Record it.
Rollllliiinnngggg
>>706594233
This.
>>706594317
Kek. This
>>706593085
If our lord and savior, Jizzus Christ, taught us anything, it's that jizz jars don't look that clean. I call false.
Cover your body in it
>>706594368
Rollerblade
>>706594172
rolll
>>706594439
roll
>>706593962
wanna see this
>>706594377
Roll - But the bottle has to have the lid off
Bottoms up faggot
>>706593085
Throw it at a fucking cop car.
>>706594442
so close.
>>706593878
roll.
Nothing. Just keep saving.
>>706593085
Mix into cake, give it to old folks home
Roll. Drink post vid.
>>706594044
trips get
>>706594439
reroll
microwave then drink
>>706594525
reroll.
Go to a public toilet and splash it all over the back of a cubicle door.
Use a syringe for meds to insert ur loads back in ur dick, duh
Reuse ammo
IN THE PEEHOLE IT GOES
Go to the local gym and pour it out in the sauna
Microwave and consume
>>706593085
give it to neighbor kids
>>706594387
Reroll for putting an mlp figure and microwaving for 2 hours
Light it on fire
>>706593085
show it to your mum
>>706594551
rerolling
Drink plus vid
>>706594454
Reroll
Mail it to Obama.
>>706594593
rollex
Roll again
Mix it with corn syrup and make a fleshlight out of it!
>>706593085
Empty it into your neighbor's mailbox.
>>706594044
webm
>>706594583
reRoll
>>706594292
This.
>>706594549
rollin
>>706594551
roll.
>>706594536
This
>>706594603
roll
>>706593600
Go out into the street and dump on someone's head. Post proof.
>>706593085
drink half of it, and the other half insert into shithole.
>>706594666
WINRAR
>>706594587
Reroll
>>706594666
WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR
>>706594666
fuk
Make burgers for dinner for your family and use it as mayonnaise
>>706594666
winrar
shove in ass jump off high rise and do a cannon ball
Satan get. Vid of drinking.
Use it as shampoo, don't rinse it.
Dump it on your head
Break it by throwing it down on the kitchen counter.
>>706594666
WINRARRRR
>>706594666
BOI HE DID IT
>>706594666
Haaaaaaa
>>706594666
Satanic trips decides. GIve it to the neighbor kids. It must be done.
>>706594666
trips get
Keep saving until you get a GF. When she is sleeping pump all of it into her pussy.
Pour it over your face and gargle it in your mouth. Post video
Rerolllllll
Replace a family members toothpaste (pref female) with some of it, then record them using it
Boil it.
>>706593962
got this
>>706594666
GOT'EM
>>706593085
>>706594666
Yeah!
>>706594666
Satan trips finally put to good use!!
>>706594666
>>706594666
do it op.
record it
>>706594666
Record of video of this OP...deliver.
>>706594666
rekt
Op wont do dick
>>706594666
oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Gift wrap it and give it to your parents
Shitty win. OP will never deliver
http://media-giphy17.com.br/jvbvvvvieu9f.jpg
Shot it all in one sip
Obviously drink it
abandon this shit
Throw it on the wall of your room
>>706593085
Sell to sperm bank and give money back to /b/ via pay pal
>>706594666
Since we know this isn't going to happen, inject it into your veins
>>706594900
true.
also waste of trips.
make grilled cheese sandwich with jizz in place of butter. make a mask out of the rest, let it dry, peel it off and take pics
Put it back in your dick
>>706594804
rolling for this. Fuck the pedofile roll
This ain't no cum you fucking pieces of shit. This is flour mixed with some water.
You faggoty fucks sit on your stinky asses hoping a motherfucker will play with his jizz by your command. Pathetic.
And good job wasting satanic trips.
Bitches.
>>706595200
You are sick! Search for help!
>>706593085
fill it to the top and put it on the shelf where you bought it.
Since OP will never deliver last win, if this post gets trips, he drinks it himself.
>>706595265
Throw it at your neighbours door.
Throw it at a panhandler & post vid.
>>706595265
OP you are a disappointment.
>>706595265
FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT CUNT
>>706595194
this is a good creative suggestion. holloween is coming up, the neighbor's kid thing isn't bad, but this gives us pics to laugh at
>>706594666
Give it to the neighbors kids and record their reaction !
Give it to a child. Say its applesauce
>>706595265
u seem mad.
probably sucked all that cum out of your ass when you got raped by a nigger.
id be mad too.
>>706594583
Roll
>>706593085
put it on a supermarket shelf
>4 percent salt
>>706595194
reroll
>>706595265
well played, you legend
>>706595265
fyi you wasted more of your time than you did ours. everyone will forget about you the second this thread 404s
:)
>>706595265
anybody want OP's IP address?
>>706593085
Drink it. And then kill yourself.
>>706595265
Is this seriously the best thing you have to do? Grow a pair, faggot
>>706594172
This
Its not gunna happen faggots
cume to this thred some guys beeng blackmalled
>>706595430
>>706595597
post it
>>706595597
Yeah
>>706594666
Satan winrars again!
freeze it and let it melt out of your ass. post pics
>>706595265
fuck yes, just got myself a new snapchat account. Hopefully op has some biddies on there but probly not cause he's a giant faggot
>>706594666
satan you sick bastard
>>706593085
Go to a bridge over a highway. Empty it slowly on the cars beyond you and film it.
>>706594666
oh shit.
too bad OP will never deliver.
>>706595444
Well lookie there...
>>706593962
Rolling for this shit
Din äckliga jävla människa.
>>706594666
O shiattttt
>>706593085
Boil it and eat it
huff it
>>706595142
Brilliant kek
Spread it on toast and eat it
dump it on relative
>>706595265
>you faggoty fucks sit on your stinky asses hoping a motherfucker will play with his jizz by your command
>i mixed flour and water in a jar to make it look like i came into it for "a while now"
>LOL FAGS
>>706594666
Satan always loses. Way to go you faggot devil, you blew it.
>>706595265
Had you not been such a faggot we wouldn't have wasted the beasts ya cuck
>>706595444
Here you go faggot ass op
>>706593085
Bullshit! If that was nut, it would begin to grow bacteria after more than a day.
Throw it away.
>>706594463
Agreed, thats some shitty hair product or something.
Fake and gay.
Op should eat whatever toxic goop that is cos its certainly not cum.
All yall've been duped by a tween. It's like you've never seen a jar of cum before. Why do you come here if you're not going to pay attention.
leaving because op won't deliver
>>706595444
Don't be a pussy op
Jizz turns yellow after "a while now". I've lurked 4chan long enough to know that. ITT newfags.
Make Popsicles
You, kind sir, are nothing but an amateur.
Spread on toast and eat
mix in some yeast and a little sugar use it as a base for a alcoholic beverage called "cum to me "
>>706597135
Nothin to be proud of, fuckin faggot
Our lord and saviour Jizzus Christ thinks your jar has contents inconsistent with Jizz.
throw it out.
>>706597135
I actually wanted around for him in 2014. Was great disappoint. Rip
