Rekt thread
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>>706559355
That is a watermelon mr. dubbbz man
>>706559788
DUBBBZ!!!
>>706559355
Did he die?
>>706559355
OP you're supposed to dump what you have
>>706559603
Post something yourself nigger
>>706559810
Get off /b/ newfag
Commencing my dump since OP has cancer
>>706559355
>2016
>still confusing gore with rekt
>nigger
>>706559355
I still cant believe he survived this!
Steve brule no!!
>>706560045
>Oh, where are my manners
>Closes register
>>706560045
Yeep niggers.
Also white women keeping their guard down around niggers because keeping guard would be racist.
Longest sucker punch in the world, couldn't move out of the way.
>>706560357
if you look closely it seems she wasn't even looking at him during the punch.
>>706560452
Wonder what kind of injuries he got? I'm assuming back related.
>>706560458
Top kek
>>706560635
uhh try death?
>>706560581
This one never fails to get me. I have a genuine fear of heavy machinery because of this. Our flesh and bones are like paper to them.
>>706560681
He leans up, retard
>>706560681
You could definitely survive that though. Was there a story to it? Something confirming he died? Just curious.
>>706560782
Faggot thought he was John Wick or sum shit. That's what you get for watching too many movies.
>>706560775
he leans up because of his lower body position, he is clearly not conscious
>retard
>>706559836
That's fucked up
>>706560860
He clearly wasn't trained, if you have enough power in the kick then you can do it.
>>706560775
He was bent out of shape. That was his body just springing back from muscle tension. That nigger was unconscious, if not dead within a second.
>>706559836
MONSTER! HOW DARE YOU
>>706559355
summer is over edge lord, gtfo.
go linger on liveleak.
>>706560782
Fucking kek, that dude is like "fuck your weaboo trip kicks"
>>706559836
i know this is /b/ but, you disgusting fuck
>>706559836
>put a towel on my kitty
>she crawls across the floor as low as possible
I don't get it
>>706560349
kek
>>706561057
"Game over man game over"
>>706561057
Reddit really took over this site?
>>706560946
Found the neckbeard ninja bronie guys
>>706561057
Gore threads have been a staple of the /b/ community since it's inception
Not knowing that bit of history proves you are the cancer here sir
>>706560782
I hate to laugh at this kid, but he's obviously been watching too many cartoons to think he doesn't need force behind the kick to sweep someone's leg.
It all looks so easy on tv.
>>706560730
He survived with a broken jaw and a bunch of shattered ribs apparently.
>>706561449
source?
>>706560946
I hate people like you, you are the fat unwashed guy that hangouts with friends of friends because people feel sorry for you
>>706561526
Some anon posted it a while back, if you look around on LiveLeak or similar I'm sure you can find the video and the news story in the comments.
Frankly, I'm too lazy to find it for you with how long my phone takes to load shit.
>>706560782
We used to do this takedown on the mat before wrestling practice would start. The move requires a wind up which telegraphs it to your opponent. It only works in the right situation, but when it works right it is very effective.
I can't believe people actually think you can die this way, pro tip: you can't . It's water, it's not like you are hitting concrete. The only way you could die like this is if you didn't know how to swim and drowned
>>706561809
U some kind of dumb?
>>706561809
please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be baitplease be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait please be bait
>>706561809
Don't you get tired of such low hanging fruit? I mean, honestly, dude. Make a flat earth thread, at least, ffs. This shit is too boring.
>>706561904
How fucking new are you?
>>706561907
No one ever understood why I put this in gore threads. It's basically to bump them
>>706561950
How fucking new are you?
>>706561809
Bait but:
It literally liquefies your body
http://www.askamathematician.com/2012/07/q-why-is-hitting-water-from-a-great-height-like-hitting-concrete/
>>706562056
Monster! I'm sick now
>>706561809
actually, it's JUST like hitting concrete
kek
>>706562001
Yeah, you're the kind of fag that posts the "ur mum will die if u don't suck this dik" bullshit.
>>706561809
bait, you could've at least tried harder
>>706561907
Guaranteed responses are still responses. Newfriends have to learn somehow.
What does /b/ think of this?
>>706562033
How fucking new are you?
>>706561950
We apologize for the inconvenience, this product will be shipped back to the newfag cultural mainstream, no charge of course
>>706561247
>>706561536
fuck you, faggot. He's right. Sweeping someone off their feet is not some alien ninja tactic, nigger. it's basic hand to hand, and it takes specific application of force.
>>706562170
Jewgold sponsored and sick peoples insurance money supporting the site... still better than 8 Chan.
>>706562238
> sweping someone off their feet
> hand to hand
> foot to leg*
>>706562170
With the kind of traffic that 4chan draws it should be extremely profitable to run this site. I have no idea what kind of mismanagement has led to the state of affairs we are seeing.
>>706562238
Exactly. He just done it like a fucking moron, he pretty much "slipped" kicked him and got his ass beat.
>>706562238
That statement doesn't excuse your from a good personal hygiene regiment or your unhealthy size and weight
>>706562361
Hand to hand includes kicks, elbows, and even teeth an nails, dude. It just means fighting without tools.
>>706562056
I've seen lots of rekt threads but this picture made me close the thread
>>706562149
No, I don't know where that your mom shit came from.
>>706562481
Gold
>>706562425
You're not even close in your insults though, dude. Are you just projecting, possibly?
do you think a stereotypical neck-beard shutin would know anything about hand to hand?
>>706559836
I'm aghast.
>>706562481
Well, as far as I can see it serves the same kind of purpose of bumping a thread. It's click bait for newfags, but it destroys threads because once superstitious people notice it, that's all they do is focus on that one post and it'll have like 50 replies by the end of the thread.
>>706562577
Wow, using a gay mans argument.
Because you called me fat and unclean, y-y-you must be th-th-the one that's fat and unclean....
So you basically just told me you are fat, unclean, and a homosexual
>>706561809
Cant beleive Tommy Wiseau did that
>>706562706
Nah, I only post that can't die this way when a thread is really slow. It never really gets that many responses, I think the most I gotten was forty though
>>706562729
lol. Well, whatever bakes your boat, nigger. But it really sounds like you're projecting. When people randomly throw out specific insults like that without knowing anything about the other person, it's usually because those insults mean something to you personally.
>>706562729
>>706562577
>>706562425
>>706562864
> projecting.
I honestly don't think you know what that word really means, even in the medical sense
>>706560581
Friend of my dad told me he was working as an industrial lathe operator. One day as he was getting off-shift he was cracking a joke with the guy coming on-sift and lost his balance as he turning around to illustrate the joke
He has an artificial left arm where the machine tore it completely off while he was still laughing.
>>706560282
/thread
>>706561342
yeah need at least more than half his weight in force. Like shit, he weight 100 pounds that s a 50 pound swipe too hard to achieve.
If you kick behind the knee however he would drop down with minimal force
>>706562373
because advertisers don't want to put their ads for tomato juice on a rekt thread...
>>706562373
right? fucking sell used fucking panties and socks and shit and camwhore site ads like, shit
>>706560860
I agree, but if he actually knew what he was doing it wouldn't have been a problem, but his momentum was shit, for some reason he went on his fucking knees, .... aggh so many things he screwed up.
>>706562772
underrated post
post the isis one with the guy cutting his head
>>706560581
he looks ok to me, just lost some clothing.
>>706563098
Nice title
>>706563098
im speachless
>>706565146
His bones would have been minced internally his skin just held together
>>706562056
fake
>>706565395
How does one speachless?
>>706560045
wtf did he steal remote controller in the end?
07526 565866...OOPS
>>706560581
that shirt will be deducted from his next salary
>>706567656
I just wanna know why?????
>>706561057
Rekt thread's are way i come to b/
b/ is shit
>>706559355
HA HA HA HA. he must have seen the new pee wee herman movie!
>>706562189
>>706568185
Shitstain Muslim country (Albania), the guy that lit the other guy on fire had an argument over a dialysis machine. The guy on the bed didn't die, the two women in the camera shot did, as did the guy who poured gasoline everywhere.
Fucking ragheads, amirite?
>>706561792
YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT. KEEP 'WRESTLING', FAGGOT.
>>706560860
whofuck dis jonwick?
sum kinda feggtt?
>>706561339
Sick meme, bro.
>>706567656
Context?
>>706562772
did he? cos he made some fucking great film.
>>706561907
everyone knows the earth is flat already. not edgy anymore, fagbrains.
>>706562170
we thinks youre fuckin gay as fuck you feggt.
>>706568945
Look it up yourself you lazy faggot.
>>706567521
kek'd hard af at that title
>>706568719
Shieeeet he killed himself and two randies and didnt get the kill in the end top kek m8
>>706560782
Dear Parents,
Signing your kids up for Karate is child abuse.
When they need fighting skills, Krotty will only get their asses beat.
Sign them up for boxing instead.
Thank you for your cooperation in this matter,
Anon
WHAT A BUNCH OF FEGGTRY. FUK YALL.DIS THREAD IS DICK CANCER. ILL COME BACK IN A YEAR. OR BETTER YET ILL GET A TIME BACCHINE AND GO BACK 8 YEARS. FEGGTS. OUT.
>>706561792
A swipe to the legs rarely works at all. If a person stands absolutely straight, it might work with training but if he has a stance that's slightly more stable, forget it.
Personally, I wouldn't use a leg swipe unless he is already standing on just one leg.
I teach self defence classes so sometimes during training kids (and even adults) try techniques they learned from the worst martial arts school: Hollywood. The Leg swipe is something many people try and it honestly never works.
I would just go for a low kick to the knee or leg.
>>706569365
"yeah? well I'll got make my own THREAD, with black jack and hookers!!"
This guy
>>706560282
Because anytime someone starts a gore thread newfags flood in with "OMG THAT'S SO EDGY XDDDDDDDD EDGY XDDDDDDDD"
>>706569731
Black Jack and Hooker thread? Fuck Where?!??!
>>706567521
Dat filename!
someone post the finger one
>>706562743
That actually looks very elegant and beautiful.
Hues of red from light pink to a dark purple spread over a spectrum.
Parallel lines with ridges and canyons.
Red tissues growing out from the bottom that look like fine hairs going from the parallel ridges like a Mandelbrot fractal.
At the top trees sprout perpendicular and bifurcate at the tops and bottoms.
Just beautiful . . feels sorry for the animal, but really a beautiful picture.
>>706559355
When you nut but she still suckin'
>>706570194
yeah a e s t h e t i c as fuck.
>>706561792
>>706561792
>We used to do this takedown . . . it is very effective.
Wanna know how I know you've never wrestled in your life?
Maybe you meant 'rasslin'.
>>706570194
sickko puke fuk mutant.
>>706570692
looks like hillary's chest.
>>706570842
>looks like hillary's chest.
No reason to insult his nutsack.
>>706570842
>>706570983
OOAAAAGGGHH fukin KEK thanks you anon. you made my day. I will live another few weeks now before anhero. for realz.
>>706570343
wow this pleases me greatly, anon
>>706571511
kewl
>>706559836
topkek
>>706571511
here more lsd hoof stuff for you then
>>706559980
No he pulled through, he was a fighter
>>706571204
Why practice that on a ambulance type vic If it was a penetrator (presumably from the lack of outward explosion)
>>706573124
He a good boi
was on his way to Sunday skool
just gettin his lyfe 2gether
dindu nuffin
bix nood
>>706573124
Awesome. however a solid elbow to the jaw could of saved that nigs life. Lol he probably said at the traffic light "god I hope I don't have to shoot this nigger"
>>706572949
he dindu nuffin. he out spreddn da word o da lawd. dat chinese nigga was talkin shit.
>>706568701
welp there goes my leg better cancel the dancing lessons before the charge me
>>706562056
Nice photoshop, fag.
>>706573196
It's a laser-guided 70mm rocket. The warhead is a normal blast-fragmentation warhead.
>>706562056
>>706573124
>attacking the armed cop with a flagpole
How can one be this stupid?
>>706574744
Black Lives Matter matters more
>>706574157
that made me laugh man thanks
>>706560452
Sauce? Is he died?
>>706560199
