Waifu claiming thread.
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>>706538682
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claim
I really want kyoubot to punch me in the face.
>>706549415
my waifu is the queen waifu of all waifus. Also your waifu was 100% raped by my waifu.
>>706549166 (nepu)
gonna walk doggo soon
after this episode
yourself
>>706549405 (fake jedi)
it still wont work kiddo
>>706549166
I will find a way to become the Neptune. And I will spread the word so people can become waifus and husbandos
I'm sure Alice would be up for it
>>706549569
>implying you have best waifu.
Nice try
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>706549788
>>706548838(Alice)
Sucks that your day didn't start well, but glad to hear that it's getting better! Anything going on today?
>>706548856(Yuno)
Wow, that is some next level normie. My friend on campus is mostly normie but lives on reddit so his memes are stale but not spoiled. My only friend who knows my powerlevel decided college wasn't for him and now works third shift so we don't get to talk much. Oddly enough I think he's currently obsessing over Yuno
>>706549788
I will be home in like a half hour if you are up for killing those pillars
カラミチーマス
>>706549624
I did a really reading, お兄ちゃん is a more endearing way, whereas お兄さん is the more formal way, when referring to another's brother. 兄貴 is cuter anyway.
>>706549648
Nothing much, might take a shower in a while.
>>706549405
I am the big Nep! Queen of memes and chill actitude.
>>706549569
Sadistic waifu gud waifu.
>>706549914
Is this Chen? Chen is a pretty chill dude :^)
Amane Suzuha
>>706550099
Yeah, is me.
Thanks, I guess
>>706549905
Going to go home and play some Terraria. Other than that, just waiting around I guess for something to happen
>>706549914
Hello
>>706549733
>Can make even evil people fear her just by looking at them
>strong enough to make ANYONE her bitch
>freely and unapologetically rapes whoever she pleases.
>sexy as hell
how is she not the best again? She doesn't take shit from anyone and has the strength to back it up.
>>706549905
yea haha he is nice though so i dont mind
thats decent enough, as long as you have someone to talk animu and vidya with
same happened to me, total weeb friend moved to the other part of my country
you better tell him to back off, she is taken
>>706550099
yea that might be a good idea, dont gross yourself out
also thats some edgy pic, i like it
>>706549415
We gonna go there?
>>706549914
Chen is a mindset.
QOTT: Would rather let Kyoubot stab you to death or Yuno cut you and fuck the cut?
>>706548872
What's wrong with my room?!
>>706550312
Hey
>>706550461
If you use the Chen mindset, how are you going to be? What does the mindset called "Chen" offer?
>>706550512
>>706550316
Except everyone knows Pururut is Neptune's hoe.
>>706550405
R E A L H U M A N M E M E
>>706550219
Yeah, we were joking around about you the other day, some guys called you cancer and I started saying "Chen is a pretty chill dude :^)" it was fun.
>>706550512
Yuno obviously.
>>706550639
FUCK OFF CHEN
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with your stupid fucking memes! You make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking chen posts, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOT, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you, a fucking scumbag lives your dumb gay life. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your life other than post stupid fucking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard? You, fucking chen, you make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have your fucking address you fucking piece of shit. I'd spit in your face.
>>706550639
If you use "Chen" as your mindset you will be mostly like "Chen".
>>706550724
>weirdest pocky
>>706550546
Nothing, just giving you something to do.
>>706550639
I LOVE WAIFU SO MUCH I COULD FUCK HIM INFACT I DO
WAIFU IS MY LIFE, I'D LET HIM FUCK MY TIGHT BOYPUSSY I LOVE HIM THAT MUCH
I BOUNCE ON WAIFU'S DICK ALL FUCKING DAY AND ALL FUCKING NIGHT BECAUSE WAIFU CUCKED ME BUT I STILL LOVE HIM
HE REALLY SMASHES MY HOLE SO TIGHT IT BLEEDS BUT THATS OKAY BECAUSE WAIFU WILL ALWAYS KISS ME AND TELL ME IT'S ALL ALRIGHT
WAIFU RUINED MY LIFE BUT I WANTED HIM SO BADLY IT'S LIKE PURE HEROIN FLOWING THROUGH MY EXISTANCE BECAUSE I JUST LOVE WAIFU SO FUCKING MUCH
IF I DON'T SEE WAIFU FOR THE WHOLE DAY I CUT MYSELF AND PISS INTO THE CUT THEN DRINK FOUR BOTTLES OF MILK AND A BOTTLE OF VODKA SO I CAN FALL ASLEEP TO HARSH NOISE TO TEACH ME NEVER TO FORGET WAIFU EVER AGAIN
I'VE BEEN A BAD BAD BOY WAIFU PLEASE FORGIVE ME
~FOREVER YOURS,
CHEN
>>706550546
My dong isn't in it
Also why can you not ask your customers?
>>706549927
What kind of problems were you having? Also my day is fine, just a little slow, a little boring
>>706550639
YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT
/waifu/ IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE WAIFUS ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WAIFUS ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE WAIFU THREADS ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE THREADS.
>>706550850
I like Chen unironically, he's pretty chill.
:^))
>>706550753
Plutia maybe, but Iris can rape Neptune all day.
>>706550639
I think you should bend her over a park bench and fuck her with your stinking, rock-hard fuck staff until she’s dead. Use your keys to rip her creamy little dick cavity to shreds. Smear the blood all over your face and shaft. Then, you should shit into her mouth. By this, you will show her that you are in the dominant position, and that you don’t care one way or the other about her behavior. It’s the next best thing to fucking severing, which you should promptly do while you vote her life a five and give her ass AIDS. Nuke her from orbit, but at the same time, make sure you’re using fire. I am a big fat faggot. I like to pick my nose and put the boogers into my erect penis. I like to pee out little rods of my compressed penis booger. God is a faggot. God is a nigger. The Lord God Jesus Christ is a worthless faggot. I kill everything I see. I can’t stop fucking. I wish I could have sex. I want to fuck so bad. I can taste your fucking vagina juice. I am a nigger. I am a stupid stupid fat fucking nigger. God is Hitler’s faggot. There is no such thing as a faggot.
>>706549648
im not trying to do anything!
>>706550099
okay then nice to meet u big nep
>>706550753
I ascended into a meme?
I'm glad you had fun, what are you up to, Nep?
>>706550883
I don't know what having my mindset offers
Hey
>>706550512
Kyouko already knows my wishes.
>>706550639
Look how serious is this stuff.
DON'T FORGET TO PUT A WAIFU NAME HERE's dead.
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was waifu with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Mai, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
>>706550312
Pretty much how I spend my days, just waiting for things to happen. Makes it easy to relax though so I like it.
>>706550405
As far as I'm concerned, a normie to pass the day with is better than no one. I still play vidya with the weeb friend whenever I can so it's not like he's gone, I'll be sure to let him know that she's spoken for.
>>706550512
Easy choice, Yuno
>>706551054
It offers "Chen", usually. This can be good or bad.
I am wary of "Chen" when the handlers are not around.
"Chen" often "Gets it."
>>706550986
I'm saving a bunch of your images cus neptune is just fucking.
>>706550883
But I have something to do now! I get to mess with my moms El Camino!
>>706550940
Because it's a game Renge!
Rin <3
>>706550998
>Implyin
>Purple Heart
>Rough handholding
;^)
>>706551035
Nice to meet you Sci, oh, uuh, someone was looking for you yesterday here btw.
>>706551233
Go ahead my friend, it's all yours. If I were on pc I could post more maymays.
>>706551054
Nothing much, just chilling, shitposting here and there, you know, the usual.
>>706551035
I struggle to play games or watch shows because I feel like I should always be doing something more productive. Lately all I play is League of Normies.
>>706551440
really? who was it?
>>706551347
>mfw chen posts
>>706550546
Hey senpai!
>>706551474
huh. that is kind of a weird problem
luka made me try league once and i could not get into it at all...
>>706551514
Well, he's a pretty chill dude afterall. :^))))
>>706551486
I have no idea, didn't paid much attention, I only know that much.
>>706550316
>implying that being an unapologetic rapist and murderer makes her best waifu
The answer is obvious: she isn't Alice :^)
>>706550512
Kyoubot
>>706550639
How are you doing today?
>>706550753
It's Nepwew
>>706550940
I was working on some homework and I had to recreate a schematic. I tried to annotate my schematic and it wasn't working properly
>>706551153
Relaxing is something I have a difficult time doing. I'll do relaxing stuff but I'm always on edge
>>706551713
I wholeheartedly agree, chen is chill tbqh family ::^))))))
>>706551542
Hey Kitten, heading out to grab something from the auto store. I'll be back in about 15 or so!
>>706551805
Alice and nep both have the best art.
Prove me wrong.
>protip: you can't
>>706551440
Ah, so this place is as boring as always?
>>706551787
I'm fine, just chilling. We just finished the college work, so now I'm home, drinking coffe.
How about you?
>>706551514
Thanks for the (You).
>>706551581
Sometimes I end up not doing anything at all because I don't have motivation to spend time being productive.
Good thing that you couldn't get into it, unless you're playing with friends it's a garbage tier game.
>>706551949
>plural
>>706551981
What did he mean by this?
>>706551956
Pretty much.
>>706551787
Wew
>>706552074
Pretty harcore my man.
>>706551956
I love you.
>>706552190
>filenames
>>706551956
I actually just got home. Getting a bit of stuff done before I sir down to some Terraria
What kind of college work?
>>706551957
I want to be spoon fed by Hatsune
>>706552190
God, I need to get Neptunia
>>706552222
>quads
>>706551713
that is kind of strange thanks for letting me know
>>706551957
i have that a lot...
yea it seemed pretty not fun when i was doing the tutorial thing
and i have to do the tutorial for every game because i suck at all games
>>706552331
>off by 2
>>706552379
>like my life, always off by something
>>706552222
Oh! I haven't noticed till now!
>>706551952
I approve this.
>>706552279
Oh, we can arrange that. :^)
>>706552357
Memes.
>>706552512
>):
>>706552528
yea...(?)
rory a slut
>>706552222
>digits
>>706552357
I'm a bit competitive so the most fun I get from it comes from the team-play and PvP.
It's nice to spend some time with your friends, laugh at your deaths and fails, cheer for your kills and good plays, etc.
There's no shame in playing the tutorial, no one is born with knowledge, mobas can be very unusual at first.
>>706552279
Who doesn't?
I actually have a fractured toe, wish nurse Hatsune would take care of me.
anon a slut
>>706552528
>:^)
This makes me uneasy for some reason
>>706552734
Ouch, how did you manage that?
>>706552747
#banter
>>706552630
Yes, memes
>>706552834
Why, don't you love me?
>>706552528
nep is hot
i am not a slut
>>706551930
Okay senpai
Be safe!
>>706552834
Well his toe started fracturing....
Then it fractured.
>>706552734
maybe you told me this some other time and i forgot that it was you, but i was talking to someone and they also told me they only really like games for the competition and don't really think the games are fun in themselves. thats very interesting to me.
>>706552903
i dont really know how to talk to you at this moment sorry about that
im kinda moody
>>706552997
Fucking hell.
>>706552905
Why thank you.
>Neptune
>>706552834
A little carelessness mixed with retardation. I was walking hastily and hit my bedfeet barefoot at full force.
>>706553102
Not me, I can enjoy a single player game a lot too, be it by the story, art, soundtrack, whatever.
That being said nothing hooks me up more than the possibility to outplay someone and feel like I'm better than them for a while. Eh.
>>706553112
I killed the thread with my quality simpsons shitpost
>>706552992
i really like this thing you have
>>706553393
what single player games are the best to you
>>706552279
Just drawing, mostly.
>>706552190
Did you posted that ass for me?
>>706552903
I love all* of /waifu/
>*all is subject to change without notice, not guaranteed to include everyone
>>706552997
That's weird the assessment.
>>706553393
Yikes. I've done stuff like that before, never heard enough to fracture though
>>706553521
Fake ass chen get off my channel.
QotT: What do you do when you're on fire?
>>706553570
do u love me?
>>706553611
Stop drop and piss on you.
>>706553439
I fucking loved that post, you glorious bastard, you have my blessing.
>>706553102
Oh don't worry, I was just messing around that's all.
>>706553521
Sure why not?
>>706553570
lelelelel
>>706553611
Thank the fire for the sweet relief of death
>>706553593
What?
>>706553787
Why would you post that ass for me?
>>706553839
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>>706553915
How am I fake?
>>706554009
FAKE ASS NIGGER DONT REALISE HE FAKE SMH
>>706553521
Drawing is nice. I wish I could do that.
I would love to study the clarinet though, that would be top tier
>>706553611
I wait for my life to end so I don't have to deal with the misery known as existence anymore
>>706553681
I'm afraid I don't know who you are, but I love you as well.
>>706553787
Nepu is guaranteed though
>>706553839
He had to be a Nepwew
>>706553492
Square RPGs make up most of my time in single player games, but by the time of gameboy, PS1 and 2 I didn't have this problem and managed to play a little of everything.
Tomb Raider and Silent Hill are other series I find pretty interesting.
What about you?
>>706553570
I didn't even realize the gravity of it until the following day.
>>706553787
oh thats cool
>>706554106
im sci
ty
>tfw mai cosplay
>>706554063
Okay.
>>706554106
Oh.
I'm not that skilled, maybe I'll learn it
>>706554149
You weren't walking around on it too much, I hope
>>706554195
Ah, nice to meet you!
It's no problem
>>706554317
I'm sure you're much better than I am!
>>706554317
>chen in a year's time
Stop bullying Chen.
>>706554867
wow chen
you really su ck
at dra wing
After ignoring all the warnings I finally fixed that computer I was talking about. Chipset is reestablished, drivers are installed, and it's running like it was just un-boxed.
I think I'm gonna get drunk tonight to celebrate!
>>706554515
A bit. I'm also not letting this delay my driving classes but honestly driving is easier than walking right now.
>>706554987
Get so drunk you stop breathing faggot..
>>706555045
I'll get drunk enough to make you attractive!
>>706555132
Sober?
>>706554948
i think it looks nice
>>706555177
i
think
you
look
gay
faggot
>>706554948
I got it from a draw thread.
>>706555274
do i care?
>>706555174
Not even close faggot. I'd say just short of alcohol poisoning is where I would need to get.
>>706555365
you're just short of everything you fuckfag
>>706555437
Not on fucking your mother.
>>706555018
Which foot is it with the fractured toe?
>>706555274
Hello Mai. How are you doing today?
>>706555702
daddy?
>best fox claimu
>>706554149
i see
i played dragon quest games[[[[never actually played a final fantasy
thats pretty much it
i havent played games much really
silent hill2 has a good soundtrack though
>>706555110
Hey yuuki, how are you today?
>>706554867
Thanks, I asked one for Chen, aswell.
They didn't made it.
>>706554719
What? I don't understand.
>>706554515
I don't think so.
>>706555771
Say it louder with your eyes rolled back and your tongue flopping out of your mouth.
>>706554149
oh also like earthbound and off and lisa i like that kind of thing
>>706555864
faggot
>>706555702
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>>706555715
Good, you?
>>706555834
Good morning.
>>706555864
S A V A G E
>>706555981
Out of ammo?
>>706555997
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>>706555715
It's the middle toe of the right foot. Speaking of driving class I have to leave for it now.
>>706555812
>silent hill2 has a good soundtrack though
Akira Yamaoka is a genius, I can listen to SH3 soundtrack like it's an actual music album.
It's interesting because it has a little of everything too, ballads, rock, dark ambient, abstract.
>>706555822
I'm doing fine, just got home from school, tending to my village in Animal Crossing. You?
>>706556050
I spamed this on 8/b/ until it became a forced meme.
>>706555997
Morning <3
>>706556216
I've never been to 4*2chan so... good job?
What do you guys think of >>>/vip/ ?
>>706556324
I didn't know it existed, and I can't speak for all of 8cuck but that's pretty fucking disgusting.
>>706556324
why am cannot post on bored?
>>706555776
>pats the fox
>>706555834
I tried to draw a cat once, it got confused for a tadpole
>>706555997
I'm not doing too badly I guess. Doing anything?
>>706556093
Okay, good luck with your class!
>>706556324
seems dumb, why would anyone want to reply to other people who payed for this place?
>>706556463
I think it just launched today.
>>706556479
You MUST have a 4chan pass.
>>706556497
Elitism.
>>706556596
why am cannot post on bored??
>>706556596
I kinda want to buy a pass just so I can call them elitists
>tfw can't post my 6 MB spinning Tomoko on 4chan
snail girl claimed
>>706556790
Truly WebM will take over the gif file extension. Just wait.
People will come to realize it's superiority and WebM will be the common file extension.
>>706556199
Playing some Divinity with my friend, waiting until it's time to head out for today's lab
>>706556924
Animated png for life
>>706557152
>lynch
>>706556974
Ooh, sounds fun. What kind of lab?
>>706557122
>>706557343
>>706556093
hmm maybe i should listen to 3 also
anyway i'll see you around portugal :]
>>706557539
What are you trying to accomplish?
What is your goal here?
>>706557671
It soothes my autism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzD46yZfPpI
>>706557794
3 minutes? Why not 10 hours?
>>706557882
>right click
>loop
>>706558021
Black and white, slow, moonlight sonata mvmt 1
DO THIS
>>706558021
Too difficult, instructions unclear. I have a virus now.
>>706557260
It's just fundamental IT stuff. Today is on managing processes
If I was rich I would give away 4chan passes in cancerous threads so that /vip/ gets flooded with shitposters.
>>706558498
Kikes;die
>>706558166
I didn't make these, credit goes to assorted members of the 8chn community.
>>706558758
9chan you mean?
>15 USD
Oy vey
>>706558835
No, 8ch.
All the rest are too big to post.
>>706559028
9chan, yeah.
DK is my waifu.
Hes tough, manly, and well dressed. He had one of the best games rescently (DKC Returns), and have always won in Mario Kart.
>>706558472
That sounds pretty cool. We did some stuff with Blender today, making 3D objects and texture mapping.
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>>706559411
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Fuck
You
shh
nobody
bump
shh
>>706559411
<3 love you too anon
>>706559150
What kind of stuff did you model?
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>>706560819
Can you sluts stop lurking and just post or let the thread die?
>>706560866
That's some soulless ass eyes I've ever seen
>>706560872
>>706560940
>>706560663
>>706561064
Why the teary eye?
>>706561129
YYUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
>>706560551
Just testing the waters. We made some globes with a map of earth, messed around with lighting and camera animations
>>706561257
YYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>>706561357
WHAT IS UP MY NIGGA??
I was going to race to image cap and let the thread die.
A thread full of lurkers is stupid.
>>706561445
Playing some LoL at the moment, you?
>>706561357
Ah, just getting started then? Is it a media class or something?
>>706561552
Checking out Iron Banner on Destiny and eating noodles
>>706561519
It would be a little less stupid if we posted full art instead of crops.
>>706561586
Computer Graphics. We're working with #D animation now, we just wrapped up Python and OpenGL
>>706561644
Ooh I want some noodles now. Cup ramen a best
>>706561669
They are "lurking" images. Basically saying "I'm here but not here."
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