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it's national boyfriend day, what did you guys do with your boyfriends?

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why are you bumping?
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>>706548021
he wants to know what anons did with their boyfriends

personally? i sat at home and cried because i'm lonely and have no bf
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>>706548086
>personally? i sat at home and cried because i'm lonely and have no bf
this
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>>706548086
I can be your imaginary far away boyfriend, as I am also alone
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>>706548248
nice pic, tho

>>706548265
>far away
where are you from, anon?
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>>706548326
spain
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>>706548326
=3
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>>706548387
spain is nice, why don't u have a cute spanish boyfriend?

>>706548441
*pomf*
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>>706548625
why don't you?

it's not easy anon
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>>706548625
where are you?
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>>706548760
>why don't you?
because i don't live in spain, anon. i don't have a boyfriend because i'm not hot enough currently, that's why i joined the gym.

>>706548772
australia, you?
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>>706548876
fug forgot a pic
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>>706548876
well I haven't found anyone gay that I like, so...
also no one knows I am a faggot yet, which makes it even more difficult
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>>706549040
why don't people know you're gay, anon? what are you afraid of?
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>>706549171
because I don't have the necessity to tell my family/friends that I am gay if I don't even HAVE a gay boyfriend

I don't even live with a conservative family, I just think it would be weird
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>>706548876
a lot of cuties in melb
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>>706549340
i understand, only a few people know that i'm bi. doesn't seem that big of a deal until i actually get a boyfriend, you know?

>>706549380
i wouldn't know, don't go to the cbd much. most guys i see in melbourne are hot, rather than cute.
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>>706549487
>>706549340
how old?
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>>706549618
18
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>>706549618
legal in australia ;)

you're from melbourne too, i take it?
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>>706549685
Awww cute~

>>706549736
Nah, sadly, amerifag
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>>706546901

Did the same as you, OP.
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halloween boys are the best boys, it's a fact.

>>706550174
been to melbourne before, then?
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>>706550358
nope, just seem a lot of hot boys post from there

need to visit
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>>706550530
well if you browse shota threads there are quite a lot of australians, only like 3 from melbourne that i know, though. most liveable city in the world, you know.
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>>706550607
maybe~

what city are you in? Sounds better right now~
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>>706550790
well people call me melbfag in shota threads so i'm sure you can guess.
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>tfw cant get a cute bf in portugal
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>>706551097
heh, we already know each other ;)
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>>706551301
that other anon literally said he was from spain

>>706551336
go back to canada.
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>>706551409
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>>706551603
how was work, babe? :^)
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>>706551409
You do know spain and portugal are different countries, right?
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>>706551817
closer than aus or usa
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>>706551817
>practically the same language
>literally next to each other
>not that big
i'm sure you can go have sex with them,
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Lol fags
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>>706551989
nothing gets past you, eh?
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>>706551989
jealous?
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watching haikyuu and cuddling
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>>706552257
>actually having a bf
stop making us jealous, anon.
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>>706552469
halloween is truly the best holiday
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>>706552354
>not making one of you highscool friends your bf
are you even trying?
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>>706552354
Who's the character in this he seems familiar
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nothing because cute anime boys are 2d and i'm stuck in texas
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>>706552628
sounds awfully gay anon, idk.

>>706552646
it's reiji you uncultured FUCK (he's the best boy)
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>>706552628
Not him but I finished high-school about 4 years ago so a bit late now
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>>706552699
Gundam was something I've always wanted to watch but never got around to
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>>706552762
hahah only found out he was gay 2 years after highschool
we met up, had some dates ended up doing the seccs
now im his bf and i feel kinda happy for the first time in years
never give up anon its worth it
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I legit dont have a clue of what game I want to play
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>>706552924
yeah it's alright, i just watched it for the cute boys.
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>>706553005
is he cute?

>>706553009
pokemon go, duh, it's what all the cool kids are playing, babe.
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>>706553009
fap for clarity
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>>706553148
I mean an actual game

idk I just keep changing minds about what I want to play

E.g dont wqnt to play runescape, overwach, PoE, WoW, league

idk
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>>706553258
do what the other anon said and jerk off for clarity, babe.
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>>706553322
didnt help
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>>706553148
yes he is
tall, blue percing eyes, dark semi short hair, slim dunt not gross skelly
also he makes fun faces when i blow him
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>>706553376
clearly you need to jerk off again, then.

>>706553421
>tall
smaller boys are cuter, though.
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>>706553322
Once you have that clarity it immediately becomes clear that jacking off was the best thing you could do anyway
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>>706553421
Stop showing off and making us all jealous
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>>706553479
i like boys who are taller than me
tbqh
>>706553526
you could all have this too is my point
just try
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>>706553009
Nekopara
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>>706553607
>i like boys who are taller than me
fucking disgusting, how can you be the sexy masculine dom if they're taller than you?
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>>706553703
>implying im dom
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>>706553258
cum play with me~

>>706553607
>boys who are taller than me
how toll are you? ;)
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>>706553758
>not wanting to have a cute small sub bf
are you fucking gay or something?
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>>706546901
no that was yesterday. you dumb gaybo bastard

I gave my boyfriend kisses on his lips and willy and made him a nice meal
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>tfw no bf
>tfw you are slowly accepting that you were not meant to have anyone special
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>>706553852
stop making us jealous please, anon.

>>706553880
none of us have bfs, anon, but we'll all make it one day
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>>706546901
Nej det e kanelbulle dagen idag
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>>706553836
im 175 cm hes 181 cm
>>706553842
ill have to go get that checked
ill call my doc right now
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>>706553880

Maybe you don't get to have anyone special because you will be special to someone else.
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>>706549040
What city in Spain?
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>>706553989
don't speak danish, sorry.

>>706554012
>181cm
>tall
eh, not really
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>>706554018
perhaps. sadly it doesn't seem that way either.
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>>706553953
no. heh heh heh

I kissed his lips and his neck and his nipples and tummy then kissed his willy again and again on the tip and did other naughty stuff. Then we looked at tabletop stuff and I made him spaghetti bolognese
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>>706554182

Well self pity is an entire pointless activity anon, that does nothing but fuels itself.
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>>706554018
more link pls
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>>706554251
:(

>>706554304
link is a very big qt, isn't he?
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>>706554180
tall enough tho
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>>706554361
>:(

hehehehehe sucka
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its a toss up between playing ark survival alone or rimworld or overwatch
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>>706554361
yeah he is I had sum nice link material but lost it and I met a qt who looked like link but he was underage so it wasnt right
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I need a local short hairless twink...

>>706554012
awwwww adorbs~
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>>706554451
my imaginary boyfriend is probably cuter than your real boyfriend, though.
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>>706554472
>rimworld
>rim
>world
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>>706554472
i'll rim your world, babe. but seriously just play some flash game or some shit. it's almost 3AM anyway, i imagine you won't be playing for that long.

>>706554504
>but he was underage so it wasn't right
WTF ANON?! YOU MISED OUT!

>>706554513
we all need a short qt in our lives
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>>706554513
Isn't that what we're all wishing for
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>>706554519
yeah probably but unlike you I feel my soft tender bf cuddle into me at night and I know he loves me
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>>706554618
I mean things to do gameplay wise in general, not right now
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>>706554513
m-me?
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>>706554661
haha yeah but he isn't a catboy, sucka.

>>706554694
bloons tower defence.
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>>706554618
>WTF ANON?! YOU MISED OUT!

ew no. Not 4 me thnx
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>>706554772
depends how underage he was, what are we talking here?
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>>706554736
kik?
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>>706554752
he can be. Slap a tail and ears on him

.....then fuckin slap him around and hurt him ;P
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>>706554912
i think he was replying to the "adorbs" comment, so apparently he has a bf.
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>>706554752
Second on bloons it's a fun casual game that can waste some time
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>>706554823
15 going on 16.
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>>706554992
>going on 16
completely legal in my country, you missed out, anon.
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>>706554974
makes more sense
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>>706554912
noo im faithful
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>>706555038
not in my country baba we met online and for him 2 cum 4 bigg fukks it would be soliciting a minor. PLus my limit is 18
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>>706555326
so give me his info because it's legal in my country :^)
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>>706555435
You got kik I'll share it with you
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>>706555477
it was a meme, i assume you're american and i don't really like american boys anyway.
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>>706555435
What country are you in I thought it was 18 for most unless your like within 2 years of them
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>>706555652
australia, age of consent is 16.
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>>706555538
nah we're brits and ur a meme
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>>706555798
oh brits? yeah give me your kik then, i'm down for that.
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>>706546901
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>>706555916
not my kik you silly memester his kik, you want his kik I'll post it and you can be like "Oi m8 fancy a sukkkk?"
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>>706555971
that's not your boyfriend, liar.

>>706556044
oh i thought you'd give me your kik then tell me his kik on there, lol. yeah give me that kik.
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Im married does that count?
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>>706556236
to a boy? yes. if not you're a fag.
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>>706556163
lol you silly billy. Its P00P00G3n3r4l

Dont ask, he had a weird sense of humour and quite a memester
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>>706556388
sounds interesting, thanks anon.
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a loyal boy... mmm
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>>706556454
yeah he was quite a character. No problem bby
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>>706556493
does such a thing really exist?
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work was not good, but today is last day before "weekend"
also just got here, I believe the anon you were talking to is a little west of me
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>>706556516
username doesn't seem to exist :(
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>>706556764
kek trolled. Nigger. We used skype
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>>706556595
supposedly
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Daily reminder that lewd Killugon is a sin.
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>>706556904
you sure got me there, anon. a real prankster.
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>>706556916
allegedly.

>>706556922
enjoy
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>>706556941
yep. You naughty poof poof. Idk tho we blocked each other cause he was like "we need to otherwise we wont and it will be difficult" and I forgot his name. Sorry fam you naughty boiiiii
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>>706556977
maybe someday
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i wish i had a boyfriend. id make love to him all day.
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>>706557228
never.
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>>706557287
well you came to the right thread, anon. we're all lonely and looking for boyfriends.
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>>706557290
keep tryin'
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>>706557382
>posting lewd killugon
didn't you LITERALLY tell us not to
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>>706557466
me? no... love that lewd duo
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>>706557720
too many killugon posters to keep up with
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never said it would be easy
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>>706558019
it'll be hard, much like i am.
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>>706558119
let's see~
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>>706558378
got kik?
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>>706546901
Nothing because I'm not cute and have no qt boyfriendo

just kiLL ME
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>>706558481
don't worry anon, where are you from? i'm sure we can set you up with another qt on here.
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Me and my girlfriend agreed that it wouldn't be fair to celebrate boyfriend day because we didn't celebrate girlfriend day (August 1st)
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I'm one of those forever alone types, hit me up if you're bored.

[email protected]
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>>706558697
>girlfriend
are you gay or some shit?
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Any femanons here into ageplay? I have some free time and a wicked imagination.
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>>706558800
no?
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too many fish posters to keep up with
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>>706558972
idk that sounds awfully gay, anon.

>>706559029
fishboys are the lewdest boys, and therefore the best boys.
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You're all disgusting
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>>706559567
nothing disgusting about wanting an underage boyfriend, anon.
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more links
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>>706559809
good taste in boys, anon.
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>>706559868
Well thanks anon !
Do you like them athletic ? Or you just like Link ? I might have more for you
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>>706560049
i just love link, but pit x link is the best. it's a science fact.
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>tfw mid 20s and never had a gf/bg/kiss/sex
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>>706560338
i can be your boyfriend for tonight anon~
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>>706560127
Damn, I love pit
Science never disappoints me
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>>706560385
are you french, anon? you did that french thing where they put a space before the punctuation.
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>>706560504
I actually am, but didn't know it was a french thing !
I can't even remember who taught me to do this...
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>No one ever likes fat guys
>Just bearmode guys
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As an aussie, yay to more aussies.

Need a butt to grab and squeeze.
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ilu shotabros, have a good day/sleep
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>>706560691
you frenchies are easy to spot with that punctuation

>>706560693
delete lawyer
hit the facebook
get a gym

>>706560699
what state?

>>706560727
bye anon!
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>>706560820
SA
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>>706560384
You're probably on the other side of the planet.
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>>706560820
>Thinking I use Facebook
>Why would I need a lawyer
>I already do, fat doesn't go away in a couple months
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>>706560863
closer to vic than other states, i guess. are you a total qt?

>>706560908
australia, as i just said to the other anon.

>>706560960
it's a meme, hit the gym is what i'm saying.
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>>706560820
ty for the tip !
From ?
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>>706561005
forgot to contribute
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>>706561005
again, australia. man i need to refresh before posting so i don't need to make like 50 different replies.
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>>706561000
So it really is almost exactly on the other side of the planet.
Germany here.
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>>706561197
actually australia has no antipode on land, closest is africa i think. new zealand is pretty close to germany, though
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>tfw when closet bisexual
>want cute guy to fool around with
>don't want friends and family to find out
>live in small conservative town so finding someone is not happening

I just wanna suck a cock is that too much to ask
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>>706561298
antipode for Germany is some 500km south east from new zealand.
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>>706561401

Yes, you are definition of biscum anon.
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>>706561401
>is that too much to ask
apparently so, anon. why would your friends and family need to find out you had a qt friend you fooled around with? go to a club or something.

>>706561479
close enough?
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>>706561401
I feel you buddy, I just want a cute twink to be my fuck toy
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>>706561058
Lots of internet legends about your country... Are your animals and plants really as dangerous as they say ?
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>>706561401
Move out. You'll never be free here
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>>706561626
i mean there was a fuckhuge spider on my wall the other day, and i've seen lots of deadly spiders in the past. as for plants idk, the gympie gympie is bad but they're rare.
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>>706561401
Living in a city it's not that easy either, because there's still a (small) chance for people you know finding out.
I'm kind of paranoid, so I don't exactly try to get dick, but depending on who (and if it was safe) would offer some, I'd be up for it.

>>706561758
I learned to love spiders and treat them with respect, especially if I'm the one forcing an interaction.
They're super interesting.
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>>706561983
yeah but it was really big and on my wall and i wasn't sure if it was venomous so i killed it. better to be safe than sorry. i leave most spiders alone, as long as they're not directly affecting me.
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>>706550358
I'm from melb bb ;3c
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>>706562112
but are you a cutie?
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>>706561983
>>706561758
I contracted a severe fear of insects/spiders/etc since that shit movie, Evolution... Guess Australia is no country for me
Got a friend moving here in a few month though, any advice for him ?
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>>706562243
as long as he stays within the spider-free areas set up by the Department of Defence he should be fine. otherwise godspeed.
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This thread is absolute cancer. Bunch of 12 year olds and a couple downies posting softcore. Sage
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>>706562075
>>706562243
Learning how to handle spiders (and insects) really helps.
If you're worried it might bite you, you can get some big cup or bowl etc. and do the usual to catch it. Do things slowly, reduce vibrations (no stomping or jumping), don't blow on it, so it doesn't feel too threatened.
Action and reaction. Spiders shouldn't react unpredictably this way.

After understanding how amazing spiders are, I never killed one again.
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>>706562357
Cry harder fegit
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>>706562357
well i wasn't originally intending it to be a shota thread so i posted softcore shit.

>>706562517
yeah but you gotta admit they're pretty scary
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>>706562357
go on, share some hardcore stuff then
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>>706562570
They might look different from most regular insects or animals, but they're not scary to me anymore.
I've learned too much about them for them to be scary.
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YO ANYONE AUSTRALIAN HERE I'M AWAKE AT 4 AM AND I WISH I WASN'T SO ALONE
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>tfw you're too ugly for anyone
why live
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>>706562863
you look pretty qt, what state?
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>>706562184
Are *you*? You a smoothbutt?
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>>706551921
I guess here we have a different perception of distances. I mean, driving to spain feels like a huge distance to me.
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>>706562517
I never kill spiders, 'cause I hate mosquitoes a lot more. I trap them and put them outside, or let them live in a corner of my apartment. They're actually useful. I just can't approach/touch them, they're just too...crawly
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>>706562962
Vict[spoiler]asmania[/spoiler]

fucking kill me

ill post 2d now coz i dont want to whore up the thread
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>>706562863
aussies are gay
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>>706562968
think more tall and masculine rather than cute.

>>706563016
most likely, considering how big and barren australia is.

>>706563129
nah, post more butt. tasmania isn't that far away either.

>>706563147
there you are, was wondering when you might show up.
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>>706563129
>Me
>in charge of knowing how to post or spoiler

kill me x2

>>706563147
tru
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>>706563197
im going to sleep now

you should all kill yourselves
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>>706562863
Add me on kik lonelyboy "dawnappears"
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>>706563261
gn babe~
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>>706563261
if i dont get to sleep within the next 30 minutes I will kms, i have class in the morning
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>>706563370
>having responsibilities
lmaoing at ur life rn
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he's been hinting about getting caged, tonight it will be done. to bad though, I do enjoy sucking on his 5 incher, I don't let him cum that way, just a way of teasing him.
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>>706563504
who the fuck are you talking to / what is the context?
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>>706563504
>tfw nobody will cage me
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>>706563617
nice cock
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>>706562863
Jeez why can't you live in the uk
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well tasmanianon, you still there?
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>>706563617
Kik/whatever: I'll cage you c;
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>>706563031
I think it's fun having them on my hands, seeing how different species (etc.) behave differently, like those tiny 1-2mm spiders outside.
When they're on your hand, they always go to the highest point. If there's wind, they raise their abdomen, release thread and, if the wind is strong enough, balloon away.

Jumping spiders are quite interesting, too. They're the species I'd recommend arachnophobic people to get into.
Observe their behavior. Watch videos. Look at close-up photos. Read about them. Slowly read about and watchvideos about other spiders. (that's how it worked for me)

For bigger spiders like tarantulas it's different. Depending on the family/subfamily and some other factors, they might go into their threatening pose more quickly than other ones. Some might even run away before that. Even for two individual spiders of the same species, their character can be different.
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tasmanian anon dead? rip.
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>>706564791
Thread is kill anyway, let's make another one
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>>706548086
>>706548248
Well, simple question: where are you looking for bfs atm?
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>>706564846
it's 5 in the morning. i'm not really up for posting any more, i just want to get tamania anon's kik or some shit.
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>>706564890
on 4chan, apparently.
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>tfw no cute twink bf in booty shorts to grind cocks with
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>>706564890
here mostly
dating apps
live in middle of nowhere
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>>706565080
Feel you bro
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>tfw no dom bf to hot dog me in snug booty shorts
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>>706565194
where are you from? cause i'm totally a dom.
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>>706564911
Ughhh okay it's JawshyBee
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>>706565194
If you dont mind a chubby bear, Id dom and hot dog you
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>>706565291
I'm a UK fag. :c
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>>706565460
got kik? i'm from the uk.
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>>706565439
Ick no fucking chubs
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What apps do you guys use? Grindr is like a ghost town in my area
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>>706565717
Loneliness is the only app I need.
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>>706565717
Grindr sucks dick and not in a good way. Most people are fucktardedly stupid.
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>>706565761
Be lonely with me then
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>>706565812
Is there anything else available thats decent?
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>>706565828
if you're a qt in australia sure
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>>706565921
I wish
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>>706565921
Heh he doesn't care for anything but his fetish, leave him be. :^)
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>>706565460
>>706565540
no?
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>>706565889
iunno maybe craigslist, just gotta find cool peeps and wade through all the shit, look everywhere.
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>>706566321
who is craig anyway
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dude
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>>706567775
nigga
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>>706567775
yes?
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>>706563617
would sukk/10
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>>706567881
i believe you mean succ
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>>706558477
melbanon?
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>>706568074
thanks nichan
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>>706568127
yes, kek.
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>>706561055
wtf ru doin nipples
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>>706546901
EAT THEM
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>>706568215
=3
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>>706568357
so give me ur fucking kik
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>>706558697
I think my gf is going to break up with me, today, over skype, is it time to go gey? How do into cute for men?
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>>706569123
post in shota threads like you're currently doing. already 50% of the way there, anon. just start jerking off to some cute anime boys.
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>>706569215
but how do i attract/become a cute boy for the gays? I don't want to be forever alone
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>>706569375
>become a cuteboy
difficult unless you're genetically blessed, easier becoming sexy and then getting a cuteboy bf. so hit the gym, faggot.
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>>706569462
if women think I am cute, is that the same thing? And I can do sexy, ill double gym, thanks anon for helping me with this sexy degeneracy
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>>706569627
gl finding a qt boyfriend in the future, anon.
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>>706569706
Thanks, I hope you already have one/are one/ find one really soon :D
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>>706569763
currently in the hoping to find one real soon category :(
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>>706569857
like everybody else here
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>>706569857
where do you live?
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>>706570370
'straya
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