What is the cutest thing a girl can do?
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What is the cutest thing a girl can do?
shit in her hands and smear it on her tits and face
Shit on the floor and get schwifty
Kiss my cheek. I can literally fuck a girl in the ass and feel nothing but a kiss on my cheek makes my legs go soft.
>>706533949
Make me a fucking sandwhich the way jesus intended.
Not having a dick
>>706533949
Make me food
push a rat up her vagina then squeeze it out while shouting fuck me daddy
Fake an orgasm on camera
>>706533949
bring beer.
this
>>706534006
>>706534045
what is with you guys and shit?
Act like a little kid. I'm not into ageplay or shit like that but girls acting like kids makes me melt
eat her own miscarriage
>>706534317
What the fu... oh right, I'm on b
>>706534358
YOU GOTTA GET SCHWIFTY IN HERE. IM MISTER BULLDOG. TIME TO GET SCHWIFTY
>>706533949
Srsly tho. When they pull their hair back behind the ear.
>>706534461
Love that show season 3 can't come soon enough
>>706533949
claim you as her own
cutest thing I have ever experienced from a girl is having her cum while trying to make out with you. she tries to kiss you, but all she can do is let out an orgasmic whimper...
Queef when she sneezes
suck a dog's penis
>>706534445
Newfag detected
Die
I have a few ideas of what the cutest thing can be from my current gf who is an actual adorable sweetheart:
>bring you food/treats from home or elsewhere
nothing's quite like greeting your girl at your door and she has a cinnamon bun in a box just for you
>getting scared easily
I kinda melt when my girl clings to me when we walk around at night, or she hears a loud noise and looks like a rabbit caught in headlights
>act like a little girl
somebody already mentioned this but it's so true, when she acts childish I can't help but humor her and tell her I'll protect her
>>706535033
become a pope for you anon, and still sending you nudes
>>706533949
That cum face is freakin adorable :)
allow you to circumcise her
>slip my penis into her wet pussy all on her own
>>706533949
cutest thing is when they beg you for sexual favors, like wanting you to cum inside her.
have sex with black guys while you beat off and take pics
That face she does when she says she'll give me a bj if I tell her teacher she was too sick to do her homework, I know she does it deliberately but it gets me every time.
Hold hands and kiss
girl farts are pretty cute and they smell heavenly
Do housechores without complaining, provide love to children
>>706533949
pop a boner
>>706536003
That's not cute. Any ugly old hag can do that shit
>>706533949
Clean my house, do my laundry, pay my bills, let me just goof off and watch sports or play vidya all day, blow me whenever I feel like, bring home other girls for me to fuck, let me fuck her in the ass whenever I want, make me sammiches when I'm done.
>>706535812
this.
>>706533949
Be cute seems to be the answer.
>>706536431
This is why no one wants you
>>706533949
queef
>>706536431
I dont think you understand the meaning of cute...
>>706533949
Try
>>706536431
define:cute
>>706536793
I actually have a gf for over 4 years now who does almost all of this. I'm nearly there with the bringing home other girls for me to fuck. Oh yeah, and she's pretty hot too. Blond hair, blue eyes, 5'9", with nice tits.
>>706533949
Piss her pants, idiot.
>>706537026
Sure dude. We all believe you
post tits and timestamp in the first pic wwhen she starts the thread and promptly fulfill al requests.
cute aftbhfam
>>706534461
I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT!!!
>>706537118
Believe it or don't. I don't give a fuck. She's getting ready to goto work right now while I lay in bed and 4chan.
Asking me what kind of underwear she should wear
>>706537026
we all know this isn't real.
Gag when she's chugging cock.
>>706537172
>analyzing someone's life from two small statements
Yea, I'm sure your life as an arm chair psychologist is going much better than theirs.
>>706537236
Yep your totally hot, blonde girlfriend who supports you financially and acts like a household slave. Uh-huh, totally dude. Hot chicks always do that
>>706533949
>What is the cutest thing a girl can do?
rip a mean fart. so hot.
>>706534317
that shit's so tacky
>>706537405
Not gonna lie, it took some searching, and i had quite a few before her who weren't like this before we got together. And it wasn't like this when we first got together, but if you play the long game and slowly train them to think its normal, they won't even realize what you're setting up.
>>706534532
I would eat her shit
>>706537611
I just think she's not as hot as you say she is.
Sure ugly, fat or otherwise low-value girls are quite likely to compensate by doing plenty of stuff for you.
But hot chicks? In this day and age? I don't think so
>>706533949
sauce?
Cut her head complete off and fucked her head
>>706537952
And only her head
Who else likes watching them potty poop? Aahhhh good girl
>>706537026
Anything asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.
>tips fedora
>>706533949
heart shaped sandwiches
>>706536431
>>706537026
This doesn't even sound that enjoyable to me... I hate my life when all I do is sit at the computer. I want a gf who will make me go out with her all the time.
Skid her panties
>>706534532
gold
also smiling
>>706533949
My girl likes to get on top of me and place her nipples in my mouth, I dig it.
>>706533949
drop a hot slimy turd on your chest
>>706538384
Make her clean your ass
>>706533949
Oh dude..... There was a girl I was dating how woke up before me, took one of my button up shirts and went down to my kitchen make me coffee. The smell of coffee got me awake, I open my eyes and there she is in nothing but my shirt, half buttoned.
Not only the cutest shit ever when a chick wears men's button up shirts, but also dead fucking sexy IMO.
Be chief prosecutor
>>706533949
She can stop crying until we get to my special place, then I can shoot her behind the ear and put her in the well, with all the others.
>>706538784
Ill give you the attention you want edgelord. Faggot pussies like you don't even have the balls to kill yourself let alone other people. Faggot.
>>706538784
look out, we got a badass over here.
>>706538902
I have 9, what do you have?
>>706538959
A self-portrait, how very amusing.
>>706539187
>tips fedora
>>706535496
greentext?
>>706539109
9 what?
>>706533949
Make you a tea when you come back from work. Ask you how you feel and make love with you while saying that you are bound together.
True fucking shit , I love days like these
>>706533949
say yes to being tea bagged
be asian
>>706539473
In the well.
>>706539527
This is every evening with my gf...though instead of tea, it can be wine and food. Love her so much.
Depends on the girl, but definitely when you make her laugh, that combo of looking at you and smiling is the goddamn reason im not gay
>>706533949
suck my dick.
they look up at you with those eyes and simultaneously drain your balls.
>>706538661
>>706534653
>don't shit where you eat
>or make your food
>>706537646
I love you people so much
>>706534653
fuckin hot
>>706533949
run for office
Asshole winking is pretty cute
>>706534108
>>706534091
Beat me to it fag
Wear a skirt and high socks. Looks really cute!
>>706535867
My gf is 5'3 and petite. Her farts are so tiny and quiet but fill the room with a rotting corpse odor mixed with microwaved sewage.
>>706535063
pussy
Cum as soon as I put it in.
>>706534747
Or something like that, fuck.
>>706533949
Whats the name of that girl???
when she hides behind me because she's scared of strangers
of course she has to be under 12 for that
girl children are way cuter than adults anyway
>>706534747
My now gf said that a few months before we were dating we cuddling as friends and she had an orgasm and could only respond by saying she shivered
>>706536431
I got a girl like that, she's an angel
She is pretty cute!
>>706533949
Learn to shut the fuck up
Become two dimensional
girls are cute when they like me
when they try to hide it bcs they can believ it since im "just the guy walking behind them"
When they scream No
When they dont move for 2 minutes after sex
When you see their Picture in the newspaper
>>706546224
anymore?
>>706535063
I bet she dosn't even have a dick
>>706547836
nope, sorry. Saw it in another thread :/
>>706534653
I think she might have some issues.
>>706533949
This
>>706533949
Have a penis.
>>706547836
>>706546224
im here to save you
>>706533949
Actually speak to me and notice my existence.
>>706536649
Oh, Phoebe.. I miss you.
>>706539392
>she will never cut you in half then decaptate you before your body falls
>>706540571
Jeebus.. was that her pussy, or an overstuffed ham sammich??
smile
>>706546224
Moar
>>706533949
Not having a penis
>>706551390
>>706551475
mods
>>706547710
WHO IS THIS
>>706535063
That's because they want it
>>706533949
Fuck me with her feminine penis.
bump
>>706551390
Is that Samwell Tarly's sister?
>>706550467
>>706551475
OMG THANK YOU! Where did you got them?
>>706549107
hot
Sing
I met a qt that was everything I ever wanted in a girl, I was madly in love with her already and then found out she was studying opera singing and act in the city hall, the cathedral and all that stuff.
She left me, but I still watch her youtube videos and cry everytime I drink.
>>706534317
never seen the dildo added at the end
>>706533949
>cute
>posts fingering
this is not what cute is about, idiot
>>706534317
>>706533949
Snuggle with her kitty cat.
>>706535423
I asked my bf to do this, and he did. But he said he felt super weird about it due to the small chance of pregnancy.
It was like the very end of my period/beginning of the new cycle, so pregnancy chance would be relatively low. I think.
It just bummed me out. He came inside before a while back and it felt wonderful. But this last time it just didnt.
>>706553026
>Female
>On /b/
Ahhhhh
>>706533949
faking an orgasm while masturbating in front of a whorecam is not in the top 10, anon
>>706540571
sauce please please please
>>706539708
kek
smile
>>706553026
He felt weird about you begging for his cum inside you? WTliteralF? What kind of a betabitch are you dating?
>>706533949
be amy macdonald
>>706553026
Maybe there just wasnt enough cum kek
>>706554066
I think he's just worried about pregnancy. We've been fucking raw for over a year. Next time I'll just try to get him drunk or something, or be on top so he can't pull me off as easily.
That said, how does it feel to cum inside of a vagoo? For girls, it's like a small explosion of warmth inside. And then it unromantically drips out of you and starts leaking onto your legs and sheets unless you make it to the bathroom fast.
>>706534653
hello yeast infection and many more bacterial infections.
>>706539675
Not in the UK you don't.
>>706554256
It's possible. It was round 2 or 3, and he's in his early 30s.
>>706554042
smile while naked
>>706554410
For a man it feels amazing. I've never unterstood men that like out, fuck that! I cum pretty hard and quite a bit, myself, so I know the explosion that is happening in their twat. And trust me, the dripping afterward is very romantic, at least in my opinion. I take a great deal of pride in the fact that my lover will drip me for a few days. Seeding women turns me the fuck on! My lovers eventually come to enjoy it as well.
>you might also want to go on the pill babe. It's 2016 FFS!
Take a load in your mouth, look your guy straight in the eye, blink twice and swallow
>>706554691
That is sexy? I never really thought about it as sexy since it just feels like a mess between my legs.
Hm... I'll think about your post next time I see him m8, thanks.
Oh, I definitely am on the pill. I wouldn't feel comfortable going raw without it.
>>706540571
just if there isn't a huge turd coming out afterwards.
you never know
>>706554907
Femanon, I'm in my 40's and have been fucking women on the pill since my teens. The pill ALWAYS works as long as you're taking it properly. If he has issues with cumming in you and you're on the pill, he's doesn't trust you to take it properly. Believe me.
>>706554410
It definitely enhances the pleasure with the skin on skin and cumming inside without a condom. First time I fucked my current FWB, after a bit of foreplay I went to put a condom on to put it inside and she said "just put it in now". That just turned me the fuck on so I did and came so hard.
>>706536431
that's something your momma does, asshole.. get over it !
>>706554907
Ye dripping out is sexy asf, it is a mix of possessive desires and natural urges imo that make it so.
>>706554691
agreed. a woman should always have semen inside of her. If it gets empty its probably time to refill, it should be like a batch of good womanhood or something. If a woman manages to have cum inside her 24/7 she deserves a honorary title like Semen Demon or sometthing like that.
>>706533949
suck you off and drink your semen without saying a word or playing with it
>>706552901
sauce pls
Smile
>>706555133
I don't know if he (many men in general??) understands the pill and ovulation. He can see me take the pill every weekend that we're together.
Thank you for the reassuring post though, anon.
I know I just need him to loosen up more in bed. In the beginning we were pretty awesome. But he doesn't even bother playing with my ears or neck anymore. Just the pussay.
>>706552901
Moar?
>>706556088
>nice dubs answering dubs
Firstly, I would definitely work on that whole trust issue. I'm certain he doesn't trust you, for whatever reason. I can't speak as to the why. If I were dating a woman that was "on the pill" but didn't trust her, I'd pull out too. But unless she's a complete idiot it's bombs away. And I shoot bombs. Do you guys roleplay at all? I'm not sure how "sex gets boring" tbh. Play Daddy/daughter, teacher/student or anything?
Do more than just ask for his cum. Beg for it, bordering on demanding.
"Shoot it anon, shoot it deep, let it go, I know you want to give it to me. Seed my womb you fucking stud"
See what I mean?
>>706556088
hey, I have a gf and it's the first time I get to fuck raw. I understand the mechanism of the pill, but I get nervous about it. She might forget or something may go wrong. She was on that las week when you actually take placebos and she was talking about it like it was nothing and I was like WHAT? THOSE PILLS ARE NOTHING AND I JUST CUM A BUCKET IN YOU. It's normal to get nervous about it, but I won't stop doing it becuase of that.
>>706534317
That can literally kill her. If a tear occurs in the vaginal wall and a big whiff of air gets inside then that air can fly right the fuck into her blood stream and create an air bubble which can fucking kill her.
Hot.
>>706533949
>last night
>me and gf wanna get it on.
>she was on The rag last week so i've been hinting i wanna make it special, stockings, makeup, lipstick, fresh shaven pussy etc.
>we freshen up and end up making out in the living room.
>living room is dark with red LED lights to set the mood, tell her I made our own little red light district ;)
>she looks like a whore and it makes me so fucking hard.
>make out with her and move my hands down her black panties that matches her way to small bra and black stockings.
I work her tight cunt until she is nice and wet and tell her to close her eyes.
>apply blindfold and tie her hands behind her back.
>I tease and play with her, she's shaking from excitement
>just as she thinks I'm about to bend her over and fuck her I make her stand up and get on her knees and bend her over a chair.
I tease her more and bring out a vibrator she haven't had yet (just bought one)
>I start working her clit and she is so fucking wet its like I'm feeding a horse with my hands
>suddenly she starts to shake and moan like crazy panting "I'm gumming I'm gumming"
She gushes all over my hand and vibrator.
>make out a bit and tell her she's not done yet.
>Spread her cheeks and put the vibrator half way inside her pussy, yet it hits her clit.
>tell her if she drops it, I'm bringing out the big one (magic wand that is too powerfull for her that she can't stand using)
>turn the chair around and apply strawberry lube to my throbbing dick and put it close to her face (gf hates sucking dick ) she smells the lube and instantly starts to suck my dick as if I piss gold and diamonds or something.
>she sucks until I'm about to cum and I pull away.
>I apply pressure to the vibrator and ask if she's ready to be plowed.
>she only say please, please please while her legs shake up.
Turn her and the chair around and fuck her for a good 15 minutes while she cums again, this time all over my dick.
Turn her around once I feel I'm Cummings and she swallows every drop
>>706533949
Amazing, OP
Got any videos of her?
>>706533949
who dat
>>706557021
>air in bloodstream kills
no it doesnt, it will hurt , but you wont die
>>706542592
Same
>>706555133
This is not true, considering you're in your 40s and birth control wasn't really a household thing until late 80s early 90s. I'm 22 and have a daughter, my fiancé who I've been with for 7 years has been on birth control since we were 15 or so, she got pregnant on bc in 9th grade and it was the happiest mistake of my life.
>>706557069
Why exactly does you wearing stockings and lipstick make things sexy?
>>706533949
shove your dick in her pussy. thats usually cute
>>706558213
If you say so anon. I would put money on her missing a pill, tbh. And yes, I was a teen in the 80's, when I started dumping loads in pussy.
>feelsgoodman.exe
>>706534358
there are a lot of germans and people of german descent on here.
>>706556622
Placebo week is so that the woman can have a period one a month. It's when the egg/all dat blood is released from her maw of unborn children.
>>706558482
You would be wrong, she has weird cycles because a of cysts on her ovaries. If she would have missed a pill her Vag would have looked like a red river.
>>706558213
Of course she missed a pill
>>706551475
looks way to fucking young moods pls
>>706558326
I guess its a fetish I got, just looking like she wanna be treated like a slut and all
>>706533949
Smile sweetly after swallowing a load.
>>706537026
santa's real, and he visited you.
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>>706534108
This
>>706534317
if she dies is well deserved, just one idiot less
>>706537869
Not him, but my girl is very similar. You're wrong.
>>706533949
Be extremely quiet.
>>706551266
found the virgin
>>706534445
Back to LE R EDDIT!
My side chick would blow me anywhere. Lots of head under picnic tables at the park. She took me in the bathroom and rode a nut out of me at her family reunion. I love this girl but I try to make my marriage work for my kids. It hurts to live /b/ros
>>706555299
This, my nigga, also just having complete sexual casualness with you, wanting it just as much, if not more than you.
1. Put pOnOs (A) to vagOOO (B).
2. JAM IT IN!
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!!!
>>706558326
>>706558913
>kek
you didnt see it, did you?
>>706561728
kys
>>706557069
From Georgia?
