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/nzg/ - The New Zealand General
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>>706525415
late what a cuck
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Fucking tired, life sucks.
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>>706525415
wadup nz?
payday for anyone else?
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>>706526312
found the jew
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sup niggas whats goin on?
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>>706526337
is it dole day or something
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>>706526368
the one in the pink
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>>706526436
dole? i'm a hard working student braj
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dunedin lasses?
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>>706526557
They don't exist
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>>706526499
i bet. im "workin" now. hows student life brah
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Hey hey hey, guess what?

nothing.
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>>706526475
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>>706526604
sucks, i'm so fucking sick of being poor all the time
can't wait til it's over. i'd throw in the towel is it didn't mean i'd just wasted 15k
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>>706526674
boring...
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>>706526727
dude i work near 80hrs a week sometimes and im still struggling:(
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>>706526808
what do you do? you should be pulling at least a grand a week after tax even on a shit wage
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>>706526959
i pull about a grand after tax on 40hrs but i have bills out the wazoo fml... so i spend all my free time working too. i build/fix performance/race cars etc
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>>706527099
What the fuck kind of bills you have?
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>>706526743
it because i from Russia?!
how dare you!

By the way guys, how's weather7
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>>706527164
I have several bastards.
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>>706527145
this was your pizza dia
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>>706527099
sounds like a mean job and decent pay, how can you be struggling?
you smoke meth or something?
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>>706527241
Your fault.
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>>706527164
rent(which is like 500) and a wife and kids which suck the rest of it along with my fucking soul. then all the rest of the shit i have to pay for. god you think you hate your life lol
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>>706527337
Wife doesn't work?
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>>706527291
They all claimed to be on the pill, I was tricked. It's not my fault that women desire my seed.
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>>706527290
lol nah never touched meth... i smoke weed though but i get that pretty much for free
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>>706527337
At least you're not on your own with a kid though.

>>706527409
if in doubt, wrap yo spout
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>>706527395
lol thats a good one
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this is now a cuck thread
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hitler night
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>>706527430
sucks about your unwanted children
are you a good dad?

hook up the pretty much free weed braj mahal
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>>706527553
Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>706527553
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>>706527615
steel that one
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>>706527553
>>706527615
good meme /b/rother chan. ha ha ha
it's ironic that people who try so hard to be edgy but just end up conforming to the hivemind of the /edgeboiz/
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>>706527612
lol theyre not unwanted, theyre good lil cunts but my wife on the other hand....
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>>706527778
mah man. absentee fathers get my back up.
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>>706527615
>le hitler did nothing wrong meme
kys
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>>706527778
>>706527827
yeah made me wet too
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>>706527761
great story oracle you come across as a right fag post some or not we do not care
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>>706527866
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Draw stuff, go.
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>>706528051
Gayve musgayne really is Hitler
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>>706525415
G'dye might!
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>>706527880
lol. yeah the only reason im still there is for the sake of my boys. not like i get anything from her.. might have to get me a hooker or something
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>>706528198
Beautiful, who is that?
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>>706528479
N8's mum
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wait you still with her?
get outta there man, you might think having single parents will fuck your kids up but having them learn about love from a loveless relationship will fuck em up way worse.
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>>706528532
Can not say
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>>706528588
youre right man... its complicated, i will figure it out hopefully
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>>706528198
toni foster
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go to bed dj gordon
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>>706528819
yeh i feel ya it's easy to type it up, not that easy to actually do
good luck mayn
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>>706529039
cheers cuzzy brah... lifes a fookin bitch m8
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>>706528819
Get a new main
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>>706529947
doug was my first nickname
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Any /b/ros go to Otago uni? Is it any good? Hows it living there?

Planning on going next year.
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>>706530018
sister's there. sounds pretty wild, i'd only go if you're into partying
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Met this 18 year old who wants to fuck. I'm quite a bit older. What do?
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>>706530806
post pics of sister
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>>706531032
kek get real

>>706531006
how much older?
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>>706528479
posted last night, think its DG
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anyone been watching designated survivor?
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>>706531137
who is DG?
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who's got the georgia payne nudes?
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>>706531132
around 10 years
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>>706531587
fuck yeah do it.
will friends and family flip if they find out? will they find out?
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>>706531715
They'd flip. But they won't find out. My wife might kill me.
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>>706531863
you hot?
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Any got katy bonner nudes
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>>706531929
This 18yo thinks so.
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Kaity bonner nudes any one?
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Anyone seen those 'Quagmire for mayor' signs in Porirua.
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>>706531984
need proof
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>>706532380
Yo id fuckin eat that for real
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>>706532426
I'd make it for ya.
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>>706532509
But /k/ taught us never to eat 4chen food
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>>706531863
lol wife? got kids?
don't do it then man
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>>706532094
Um.. I asked her, she said yes I am.
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>>706532642
kek
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Dunedin reporting.. not a lots happened today. Police/Fire/Ambo scanners are pretty dead at the moment.
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University Of Auckland
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theres a fella in compsci labs who goes on 4chan heaps, you on tonight bro?
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>>706532878
So if I'm not hot, at least my humour is dry af
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>>706531587
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>>706531715
>>706531863
>>706531984
just think 3m that's the answer
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>>706532630
Well I like to bake so you safe fam.
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>>706533071
Holy fuck I think that's me
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>>706533154
That's no guarantee that you won't cum in the food though
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>>706533159
did you have a scarf on today?
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>>706533088
eh you gotta be cute AND funny
>>706533197
It would a lot take a lot of work for me to squirt all over me cakes
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>>706533154
how are you with fukkeneggs?
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>>706533097
ya lost me.
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>>706533250
>unfounded claims of vagina
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>>706533250
A double whammy!
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>>706533208
yes
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>>706528198

>>706533305
We all know who I am. Get with it

I made dis doe
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>>706533422
doxx'd :^)
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>>706533422
løl
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no nudes in these threads anymore?
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>>706533546
were over on Vola
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I am not erect.
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>>706533576
link
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>>706533422
>>706533159
>going on 4chan in public
embarrassing
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>>706533646
>muh sekret klub
fuck off, nerd
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>>706533422
I'm probably who you think I am kekels
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>>706533689
not was I was implying but whatever erkel
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>>706533763
Is he as ugly as I imagine him to be?
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>>706533689
lol everyone in your life knows you go on 4chan? you must hang out with some filth mayn
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>>706533473
anyone could be anyone and no-one would ever know.
nice cake though.
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>>706534412
lol you must think that 4chan is some crazy scary XD website
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>>706534164
think autistic elliot rodgers
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>>706534588
The supreme gentleman had style for days, take that back.
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Anyone have pics or vids of Rosie Mayston from Wellington? There were vids of her getting fucked going around a while back.
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>>706530018
you still up? i'm at otago
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>>706533635
_sV2DT
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Anyone have Danielle Hansen's nudes? There are some bids of her fucking herself with an impulse can floating round too
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>>706534540
no one is saying what you're thinking
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Any Palmerston North kekkers around?
PN /b/ro reporting in.
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>>706534412
no one is saying what you're thinking
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>>706526017
Tala was good looking back in the day.
Had some friends that went to school with her.
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straight up no one i know in real life knows that i go on 4chan every now and then.
the consensus for people who do know it actually exists is that its full of fucked up autistic nerds, so i generally dont tend to let people know i use it. reddit on the other hand
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>>706535179
only the closest friends of mine know i browse 4chan.
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You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you.
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>>706535179
>>706535216
only my other 1 other friend that browses 4chan knows i browse chan
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>>706535335
what even is context?
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>>706535216
>>706535421
yeah i think i've talked about 4chan and /b/ in general, but not much apart from just simply acknowledging that it exists and some dodgy shit goes on every now and then. i dunno, to be browsing 4chan in a lab or in public is pretty weird to me
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>>706535882
i've never done it publicly.. fuck that.
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>>706535544
It's just a Dylan lyric I thought was appropriate to this whole 'should other people know you browse 4chan' discussion that seems to crop up endlessly.
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>>706535053
pn reporting in
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Anyone know what the car scene is like in wellington? Gonna be driving my 350z down there for the weekend
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>>706535949
special interest boards are fine, but browsing a NSFW board prone to porn/gore is sort of questionable
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>>706536057
lot of drags in the low income areas
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>>706536057
Not a local, but I haven't heard much about it
Based Nissan fam though
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>>706536079
i'm really only ever on /b/ or /sp/... that and it's blocked at my course so.
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>>706536030
My boy. Glad to see PN isnt a one man chan.
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>>706536057
shit man last time i was in welly was on a roadie in a 350z
i never see anything nice when i'm down there though, streets are too tight and windy to have much fun
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any hamilton people around?
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>>706536310
Guess ill just go cruising at night and see what i run into

Was hoping there would be something like how quay street in Auckland is
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>>706536057
We meet on Mt Vic, 73' Challenger, Hang around the back of the pack and you'll end up on one hell of a ride.
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>>706536057
>>706536652
I got a 350gt in hamilton, meet you for the drive down? :D
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>>706528332
Maybe you should get off 4chan and fucking rub her or take her out you useless beta.
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Chch reporting in. Anyone want some nudeys of my gf? Shes up in Auckland.
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where is Alister Kyle?
do I have to pay you a visit at 12 Grigor St
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>>706537077
Go for it
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>>706536656
Aw mint, will check out, introduce yourself if you see me, white 350z with cruiZing sticker on driver side

>>706537035
Im actually going to be leaving this morning, gonna stop near horopito for a day or 2 to check out the wreckers known as "smash palace" hoping to find sone parts for my 1932 hilman minx
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>>706537248
Different anon here, but smash palace is dope. You been before?
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>>706537208
Aite

>>706537307
Youre funny anon.

I have over 100 screenshots but problem is most of them exceed the upload size limit
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Post em if you've got em lads.
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>>706537419

smash palace and pick a part are mint
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>>706537465
This is one of my faves.
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>>706537465
cute tits!
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>>706537465
>open in paint or photoshop
>save as .jpg
>post
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>>706537419
Just once when i was younger but dont really remember it, we've been trying to get in touch with them to see if they have any hilman minx stuff but they aren't responding so since I'm going down to wellington anyway figured I may as well check it out. Gonna bring my camera gear aswell hopefully get some cool photos.
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>>706537617
On my phone, so no. Cbf. I do have far more on my laptop though.

>>706537616
Aren't they amazing? Only a C but because she's so tiny they look bigger. Perfect handful.
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>>706537248
I'll keep my eyes open for yah, Im usually out till 1 before I shoot over to Wainui to drop a skid down the main drag.
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Anyone got any kapiti nudes?
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>>706537810
more full body shots? maybe with some ass?
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>>706537810
>daddy
You people disgust me.
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>>706538036
I'll see what I got. You have anything worth sharing?
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>>706538319
Hey man, just because you aren't into it doesn't mean nobody else can be. Vanilla sex lives are shit. Be freaky, be explorative. You'll be happier and your relationships will last longer.

Also I love hearing her moan 'daddy daddy daddy' when I pound her. Really works for me.


Took this one myself when she came down for a few days. Cant wait till I'm done studying.
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>>706538412
not really sorry. all either too identifiable or in external hard drives, and i'm in bed
have this old bingo pic of a big ass bag of shrooms
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>>706537922
>>706528198
Her fb says shez from there
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>>706538594
Ive always wanted to try shrooms..
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>>706537485
Not a bad haul bro. You lurk shoomery?
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>>706538568
It's an incest fantasy. It's fucking weird. I dumped a chick because she wanted to call me daddy. I have a child and it's sick. You're sick. You need to stop her calling you daddy immediately or I will molest you.
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>>706538718
nah just the psilocybe aotearoa fb page, started it with a couple mates but i've since deleted fb. just have a ghost account now that i use for groups.

this is pretty much everything i got last season.

>>706538675
where you from man? they grow everywhere between may/june - august
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>>706538882
what kinda freaky shit do you get into man?
have you ever tried doggy-style? it's pretty crazy
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What's some good shit to watch on netflix? I'm running out of shows.
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Dunedin re-reporting.

just been to McDonalds and back.. fucking great life decisions.
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>>706538943
Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
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>>706539003
that and memes. i love drawing homer simpsons face on my gfs pubic mound so it looks like he's sucking me off.
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>>706539001
Bro, where was the invite?
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>>706539001
how was the dogpile tonight?
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>>706539181
Didn't know anyone was keen.. i just wanted to get there and back home as fast as i could, being a restricted driver and all..

>>706539202
pretty fucking empty to be honest.
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>>706539163
Who doesn't?
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>>706539246
We always keen, bruv
>restricted
What do you drive? Do I know you?
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>>706539298
my guess is that you do if you are who I think you are.. nissan primera.
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>>706539246
do you dunners boys actually meet up at maccas? i thought that was a meme
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>>706538882
I think thats the difference between you and me. Neither me or my girl see it as an incestual thing, which I discussed with her before getting into it (I'd been a dom before, but not a daddy. She was a little once). I would never call her my daughter or anything of the likes, and she doesn't see me as a father figure. She sees me as someone to care for her and look after her, which yeah you could argue is like a father, but its still not. Also, mondo daddy issues on her part, but whatever. Ive never gone for normal girls.

>>706538890
Living in chch atm but I'll be in auckland by then. How long do they stay in the system? Work drug tests.
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>>706539368
Ah, don't know you. My bad.
>>706539426
Yeah, all too often. We're borderline normies at this point
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>>706539426
i always thought it was a meme too.. never been there when the other /b/ros are there though.

>>706539477
to be fair we've probably seen eachother around somewhere.
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ayy lmao poo peeland btfo

from /cric/
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>>706539456
yep you can definitely get them in chch, not sure where though i'm up north
in the system a few days max. you ever done any other psychs?
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>>706539456
>Ive never gone for normal girls
No kidding. She has PINK hair wtf! CRAAAAZY

A chick calling her partner daddy is common and normal as fuck. Don't think you're some kind of kinky snowflake.
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>>706538882
Also how can I say no to this body.
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>>706539522
Nah, it's legit. It's just the same usual people though. And I dunno. I don't know any Primera's here. I've got an R32, but that's super non-specific kek
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2011 wc final=most rigged sports event of the century
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>>706539578
Not calling myself a snowflake, I'm just saying I tend to gravitate towards girls with issues, whether it be they were raped or they have daddy issues or they have depression or they're just batshit crazy.

The crazy ones are always freaks in the sack though.
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>>706539721
7/10 body, not curvy enough for me
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>>706539746
dunno if i'd come down and join in one night... yeah didn't think you'd know me, there's someone else here that does know me but i dunno if he's on here tonight.
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>>706539567
Just weed speed coke and pingers
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>>706539845
faggot
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>>706539845
I may have something on my phone for you anon
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>>706539931
fuck yeah try some psychedelics. careful buying 'acid', theres a lot of fake shit out there now
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>>706539873
We just cop a feed and talk shit for a bit, plus or minus cruising. You're more than welcome to, but >meeting people from chan, etc
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>>706539845
>>706539985
You see, even though my current girl is under 45kgs, i also appreciate curves on the right lady.
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>>706539721
Show pics with your dick in her.
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>>706539972
bi, post pics

>>706539985
sweet, why not?
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>>706540071
Mate been trying to get a hold of them for so long. My mate in welly just got a good hookup though so might try some over christmas
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>>706540082
yeah, i'd probably come down and see the local /b/ros. isn't it normally at 11:30pm?
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i've got her nudes if anyone wants moar
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>>706540071
nbomb is so ludicrously cheap that a lot of people get blinded by dollar signs
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>>706540087
that's what i'm talkin bout. so soft.
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>>706540230
yeah sure why not
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>>706540230
Obviously we do.
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>>706540212
Yeah, South D
Jump in chat or some shit on a weekend and see if it's happening or not
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Got none that meet file size reqs
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>>706540311
>>706540328
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>>706540346
Crop. All phones have this functionality these days. So does MSPaint.
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>>706540333
the tinychat? and yeah i know south d maccas, was planning on going to visit when y'all were there ages ago but never got around to it.
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>>706540424
You underestimate my laziness. Also its nearing time for me to sleep. Work in the morning etc etc.
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>>706540498
I see. You've never actually fucked her. You just have nudes of some chick.
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>>706540153
got a kik? could suss something

>>706540270
ahh, the ol' dollar signs. so shiny.
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I am eating K-Bar chocolate. The green is the best.
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>>706540473
Yeah, man. Ah, well come along some time
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>>706540687
agreed
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>>706540706
Shall do.. probably this weekend.
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>>706540882
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160323-why-are-people-so-incredibly-gullible
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>>706540882
So maybe stop giving a fuck about what other people think. You can't change people.
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>>706540757
Rip, no car this weekend
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>>706540602
Dude think what you want. One of the photos I posted is a photo I physically took myself. See >>706538568 . That same night I took videos of her sucking my dick and me fucking her, which are sitting on my phone, which I'm gonna go jack it to before I go to sleep.

Start this thread tomorrow and maybe I'll be bothered to do it. Until then, I'll leve the rest of you fuckers with this.

Night anons.
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>>706539001
I love going to the dunedin central Maccas late at night. I remember coming back from rabbit shooting, someone commented on my camo clothing, one thing led to another and i gave someone a dead rabbit.

Just not a fan of the loud obnoxious drunk youngsters on friday nights.
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>>706541219
Meh, she seems like she has an ugly face. My wife is hotter.
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>>706541259
Watched a guy go through drive-thru at North D with two pigs strapped to the back of the ute. Cashier came face to face with them, her look was priceless kek
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>>706541259
lmao that sounds like the typical night at the Central Dunedin Maccas. there's always something happening there.

>>706541163
fuck where you at could grab you on the way

>>706541343
haha probably a vegetarian
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>>706541068

I wish I didn't give a fuck. I need to learn how to not care but it is quite difficult, especially since these things are so difficult to ignore because it is everywhere.
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>>706541068
That's where you're wrong
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>>706541343
Kek, this reminds me. Was in the car with my son and pulled up at the lights behind this car with a pig in the back. Son says "Daddy look Pumba is asleep in the car"

It was that day he learned about the food chain and why Pumba is delicious.
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>>706541068
haha gg
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>>706541429
Get off facebook. It's only for middle aged women and ads these days.
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>>706541328
Why yo gotta be a dick anon. Cant you juat appreciate the nudes without trying to call her ugly or say that your whatever is better looking? Easy enough to see she has a nice body. Its not a contest.

Stop being so fucking insecure.

Also until you post pics of your wife as proof, my gf is hotter by default. Its the rules. Something is better than nothing.
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>>706541390
On the hill. Could skip down to the Octy or something though, or cop a lift elsewhere if you're not keen
>>706541499
Fucking kek
Pumba tasty as fuck, your boy did some learning
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>>706541434
That's where I'm right. People don't change.

>>706541573
Because I don't give a shit, and am trying to deter you from posting in the future. Nudesfags are cancer and you're a faggot whose upset by some casual shitty trolling.
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>>706541630
>on the hill
which hill dunedin is almost surrounded by them lmao
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>>706541434
Even if you present someone with hard facts, they would probably adhere even more to their closely held beliefs. When people have an emotional bond with an idea, nothing reasonable can change them. The fact that some people can even manage to have an emotional bond to an idea shows that they are alreasy predispositioned to thinking irrationally, therefore correcting someone on one issue wont change much.

Makes me think of conversations ive had with a very emotional feminist on the Otago University campus. In the end, there was a lot of yelling coming from the fat pig as well as the classic "numbers don't matter, why are you so obsessed with statistics".
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>>706541748
Being specifically non-specific, man. Nah, out toward KV, dunno what you call it
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>>706541780
Why are you so obsessed with facts and proof? My feelings are what's important. I feel like all men are rapists so therefore they are, why can't you understand this?
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>>706541499
I get so jealous of pig hunters. Such a fun way to hunt. Getting land to hunt on is difficult too, especially for socially inept aspies like me. Need contacts and connections for private land.
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>>706541727
I asked first, people said yes. Some people like nudes. Some people like cars. I could say 'hurrdurr carfags need to get a life' but it doesn't make me right, no matter how right i personally believe I am.

>This is b. There will be nudes. Anons appreciated my gfs nudes. Live with it.
>also New Zealand general. Not New Zealand x specific. Pretty sure general means whatever floats peoples boats.

Also your trolling is shit but I'm tired and irritable. So yeah, you got me. Do you feel like a big strong man now? Should I mail you a medal? God knows NZ could have done with mor of those.>>706541727
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>>706541903
oh, that's not that far away from me, but fuck you go to the South D maccas for these meetups? shiet.
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>>706542022
Hahahahahahahahaha holy shit man. All I can say is lurk moar.
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>>706542040
Oh, word? And yeah, man. I like driving and it's a short trip anyway
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>>706542220
well im only over in Concord which isn't that far away from KV and yeah i guess it is a short trip when you think about it... dunedin is a small city.
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>>706542022
i appreciated the nudes mate.
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>>706542040
ugh... I quit going to the south D maccas when I got kicked out for quietly playing games on my mobile device by the fat grump of a manager.

I ordered and ate my food, the place was empty, i was very quiet and minded my own business. Why the fuck did the manager think that I should get out?

The south D maccas manager(s?) is a fucking jew too. Not allowed to use the power ports on the walls and it gets very cold because they don't want to put the heaters on.
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>>706542022
Yeah man. I'm at least 30% more manly now. I have grown several hairs all across my body.
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>>706542346
Maybe you stink. You know, everyone can smell your old dry semen except you.
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>>706542346
dude what.. i've never actually seen the manager before but i've not heard of that happening to anyone there before.. i've used their power ports whilst i've been there too with no issues, LIKE WTF ARE THEY THERE FOR, A DISPLAY?

i could completely understand if you didn't order any food, but you did, fucking wow. did you ever go higher up than the bitch?
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>>706542346
You can just chill out in the parking lot after eating and have a chat.
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>>706542346
Order a coffee and drink it REALLY slowly.
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>>706541727
>>706542166
>>706542394
>>706542465
fuck man, we need to build a wall
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>>706542296
You'd be going backwards to get me though, fair bit of effort! Anyway, I'm gonna bounce for the night. Catch up, anon.
>>706542500
>>706542537
Both of these tbh
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>>706542480
The normal workers don't say anything if you use the power ports, but if the big fat white guy manager sees you using them, he will sternly tell you that you aren't allowed to.

But this was about a year ago. Not sure if he is still working there or not.

He always looks angry.

Central Mcdonalds is my go-to now. Much friendlier atmosphere.
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>>706542665
the drunken people at the central maccas makes it great to sit at during the night and eat food.. far more entertaining than the south d one..

>>706542637
fucking not that far, Dunedin's a small place lmao
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>>706542578
Walls lost their relevance after the invention of firearms.
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Since no one up this late. I think we should all be taught maori in school cause it would mean we would have a language of our very own. thoughts???
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>>706542758
>the drunken people at the central maccas makes it great to sit at during the night and eat food.. far more entertaining than the south d one..

This is true. You can get into conversations with randoms as well, because they are too drunk to care who they are buddies with for that night.

>>706542758
>fucking not that far, Dunedin's a small place lmao
Not exactly. Dunedin is a pretty big city, if you include the areas out toward the peninsula or out toward the airport.

But I guess at night with a car, it doesn't take too long to get around some areas.
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>>706542862
Microsoft and Google are already halfway to real time translation. It won't matter in our lifetime.
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>>706542862
Did you not go to school? We already are.
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>>706542862
fuck yeah i agree, want to learn it next year.
they have free courses
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>>706542995
oh yeah well if you include all the way out to the airport and what not it is pretty big, but i was meaning more the city area (Green island, NEV, St Clair, whatever is in the other direction) than the whole city.

haha too true, took a random group of people the other week for a cruise around town and the were absolutely drunk off their face it was great.
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>>706542862
I see no reason why schools shouldn't teach Maori, except that a vocal minority would think it is cultural appropriation for white people to use the language.

I did middle and highschool in Malaysia. Learning Malay was mandatory, as well as Chinese in the school i went to. Currently trilingual. The process was cancer, but I appreciate it now. Im sure the kids here will appreciate learning a new local language too, not some random shit like latin and french.
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>>706543001
that doesn't bother me. apparently being bi-lingual increases your i.q.
>>706543004
a long time ago but is it compusary
>>706543007
me too aye
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>>706543184
There is significant value in learning a foreign language to increase linguistic and grammatical skills, carry on
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>>706543184
>a long time ago but is it compusary
In primary, yes. I retained enough of the knowledge I learnt there that I can roughly translate maori signs that are everywhere.
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/nzg/ late bro signing in.
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>>706543157
i've never once heard anyone in nz say pakeha shouldn't know maori. maori especially are keen as for people to learn it so the language doesn't die
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>>706542995
>You can get into conversations with randoms

Uh, not sure the 4chan crowd is the type to go for this.
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>>706543157
yeah some people would think that but most I believe would be happy as the maori language and culture will stay alive and perhaps with time we have a blended culture and not just european dominance.
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>>706543458
I must be different from the normal 4chan crowd then because i find it great fun. they're drunk off their faces and have no fucking idea what day of tthe week it is, you're sober and struggling to contain your laughter.
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>>706543284
sweet is that in every school now?
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>>706543627
No fucking clue but it was in the 80s. My son is better at pronouncing Chinese than Maori though but I'm not sure if that's to do with his pre-school or Ni Hao Kai Lan.
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>>706543767
>pre-school or Ni Hao Kai Lan
probably the latter
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every time i think i should go to sleep i just roll another spliff
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>>706544185
I need some marijuana cigarettes. Where can I buy some in Auckland? I am totally not a law enforcement officer.
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>>706544284
outside central police station meet you there monday morning 8.30am sharp
bring identification and donuts
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>>706543458
Most of the people online are self diagnosed social anxiety cases, but there are the odd few who are a little bit more carefree.
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Keeping it 300 like idbro
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>>706544803
first 300 this month.
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>>706544803
300
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>>706544860
Threads have really gone downhill haven't they
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>>706545049
this one was arite
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