I sent his gf a message saying "hey slut". What do?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I sent his gf a message saying "hey slut". What do?
"Call me a "kunt" again and I'll have your fucking family dressed in all black."
>>706525466
DUBS!
>>706525466
Sounds good, go with that OP!
>>706525466
Dubs demand it OP, deliver reply
>>706525466
>>706525909
attach the fucking picture son
Bump
Its not my fault she likes my dick more
>>706525952
op pls
>>706525466
Niggas better back when my gun goes click clack
Op u better have attached the pic with the message.
>>706526154
You send it faggot, I'm the one who has to deal with this cocksucker now.
Don't worry Abdul we've got you covered
Apologize and rethink your poor attitude
>>706526245
I dont have a facebook because im not a faggot
>>706526263
>1520 friends
One of those faggots, huh? You have nothing to worry about op
>>706526263
Cheers cunt. If he does end up coming for me I'll be sure to post results, sometimes we have to give back to the /b/oard we spend so much time shitposting on.
Take a baseball bat to him. Smash his elbows and hands in a life changing way.
Then remove the right eye. Tell him that if you have any repercussions or if he ever speaks to you again, 'someone' will be along for the left. Then take a home run swing at his balls before calling him an ambulance.
>>706526263
Bahaha Lithgow! .. ask him if he dad ever molested him in those shitty cement caves in the park
>>706526501
He probably has a few extra toes, the locals are a bit too local in Lithgow.
Damn OP, normally i would say "we're not your presonal army" but those are some premium tits right there, that nigga will soon be wishing to have never been born
>>706526826
Damn i would suck those juicy tits for hours
Spam him with Arabic sentances and Isis flags!
>>706526826
Can this thread be about her now
>>706526826
Not really in it for the "personal army" bullshit, just need a good laugh. Trying to find decent pic of her to post here.
>>706527170
>Hey slut
Who the fuck gets offended over that? Much less an Australian who should be used to much higher level banter.
>>706526826
>>706527170
you nypa people are so shitty. the best stuff always happens when /b/tards go together hatin' on random people.
>>706526263
Haha holy shit I know this guy. Total fucking spastic. Ask him if he's still sore after Kyle broke his nose.
I'll be your personal army. I accept VISA, Mastercard, and pics of that girls tits.
>>706527378
Better yet, tell him "You'll end up a looooot worse than that time Kyle fucked you up buddy"
>>706527314
true
>>706527507
Also add in the part about his dad molesting him in the fake park caves at Mt Victoria
>>706527378
Wasn't sure if this thread was a good idea but fuck it, may as well jump in the deep end. Cheers cunt.
>>706527998
>>706527926
can you furfags fuck off?
>>706527926
>>706527998
>>706528033
If you faggots want to be helpful start sending him these pics.
@706528072
>>706528159
>@706528072
what are you? a fucking newfag? pathetic.
>>706528159
i'm aroused please dump moar
>>706528224
listen coon, it was obviously on purpose im not the guy posting that, but it's so fucking obvious..furrys are usually never newfags
>>706528159
>Alistar
But YOU CAN'T MILK THOSE!
@706528224
im rubber your glue anything you say bounces off me and sticks to you
@706528233
ok
>>706528247
More h/fur
More cum the better
Furfags are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
>>706528329
why are you using @?
that doesn't do shit
do you not know how to reply?
>>706528329
do you have any gifs or webms that would be nice
>>706528420
nice pepe, saving/10
@706528387
cummers
@706528420
i hid this post
you wanna fuck me bitch? fucking come here and get naked so we can fuck bitch lets fucking go im not scared you asswipe
>>706528492
can't we get some female wolfs
>mfw this ugly fuck has a gf and im single
>>706528562
stop talking to yourself trayvon
black people cum
>>706528405
Fun fact: I brought up furry porn in therapy and he was into it. Spent the rest of the session comparing pictures on our phones.
>>706525229
>I sent his gf a message saying "hey slut". What do?
continue being 15
>>706528492
you're an actual newfag.
christ almighty
>>706528618
well that's gonna lead to a lot of back and forth discussion...
@706528564
>>706527314
theres gotta be a reason though. people posting army requests with no incentive.
>>706528618
no you
>>706528794
underage prove me wrong, humiliate me, prove you're 18+ do IT NOW
>>706526263
Fucking Lithgow.
I wish I lived in Lithgow. It's so beautiful and nice.
Fuck I wish I lived in Lithgow.
>>706528840
no you
>>706528840
>falling for bait
>>706528883
>>706528615
Story time anon.
Explain this shit.
>>706528904
i'm not the person you replied to Ha!
>>706528930
no you
>>706528953
please stop breathing
>>706529000
>>706529000
no you
>>706529000
you no
>>706529065
>via 9fag
Fuck off newfag
>>706529065
>9gag
this is bait
>>706529000
no you.
>>706529124 >>706529127
suicide your self
>>706529346
>im ten and post furries with cocks because i'm a fucking homo
ok
>>706528944
It's a pretty lame story but alright.
>Road rage incident
>Dude brake checks me, ram directly into his ass
>Fist fight
>Had several weight classes on him (I'm not obese but I'm not fit either)
>Agree to anger therapy to defer judgement for assault
Months later
>Talk about relationships issues with therapist
>Porn and masturbation get brought up
>"And what do you masturbate to, anon?"
>"F-furry porn."
>"Like sex with animals? Bestiality?"
>"No....not exactly."
>"Help me understand."
So I showed him my phone and he said "Oh! I have some of this artist, too." and whipped his phone out.
Not gonna lie, thought about sucking his dick.
>>706529451
suck a fat one
>>706529451
>I'm uncomfortable with my sexuality so I ridicule those who are
Okay.
Slurpin', slurpin' slurpin' it up!
This is now an h-fur and fuck the Welsh thread.
>>706529625
>"Oh! I have some of this artist, too." and whipped his phone out.
Holy fuck, my sides.
Thank you for that anon. I can't fucking breathe, but I love that this is a thing that happened. Therapists are humans with shitty pasts too. Not even remotely surprised that theres at least one who spanks it to any given type of porn.
So full homo for therapist? Why didn't you?
>>706529625
Fuck me, was expecting this thread to die quickly or get derailed but wasn't expecting this. Gave me a chuckle.
>>706530097
There'd be spaghetti fucking everywhere if I tried to voice a desire like that.
>>706530420
Anon pls. You admitted to jerking off to the same porn. Is that REALLY that much more spaghetti? Honestly?
>>706530097
>>706530125
Glad it was worth a laugh. I've since completed therapy, this was about 2 years ago.
The faggot responded
>>706530542
More concerned about the possible spaghetti for the resti of my therapy. I was still about 8 months out from finishing and he was an appointed therapist.
>>706530639
sen some furry porn
>>706530639
Holy shit the bread breathes.
You clearly touched a nerve if he's feigning ignorance.
>>706530639
The power of necromancy is strong here
What if insecurity Op gets beat up for this?..
Bruh he called you a kunt again. You gonna let that shit slide?
>>706530733
Anon now that you're not going to therapy, you're in an even better position to blow him.
Don't let your dreams be dreams.
just send it and say oops
>>706530911
It's a risk I'm willing to take to bring some joy to my beloved /b/, also he doesn't seem to know who I am.
>>706526826
You'd normally say that because you're a newfag
>>706528405
Eh, more of a fetish thing really
say youre friends with her, see if he apologizes to you immediately, then correct it to friends with benefits whether or not he says sorry?
>>706530979
You know, you're right.
This fucking therapist is getting a blowjay thanks to you. I know of a furry meet he frequents.
>>706530877
>kunt
he's so immature he's like afraid to type cunt because it's a bad word
Pay a few niggers to jump him, tell them to say "Maddy will be next if you call our boss a "kunt", mothafucka"
>>706531302
call him a kangaroo op
Tell him "go cry and cut urself emo cunt. You wont do shit" that will fire him up c;
>>706531338
>wanting to give money to niggers
Fuck off nigger
Ask him if he listens to BOTDF
Or just keep sending the birch the same message and ignore his replies, if he finds and confronts you then headbutt him quick
>>706531293
Godspeed, you glorious faggot, you.
Don't worry fam, I got this.
>>706525229
weak army request fgt go fuq urself
>>706531039
/b/ro delete all friends and any text on your profile. also tell friends not to share who you ate.
also send the bloody skull picture above to him.
>>706531430
> I didn't imply how much, you camel jockey. How about you go in your dad's closet, find his .45 and quit life
>>706531540
It's not even a NYPA situation you retarded kike.
Turns out he's a bitch
>>706525229
>>706526263
>From Katoomba
>Lives in Lithgow
Well travelled, ain't he. I'm also laffing at how being 'scene' is still apparently fashionable in the Blue Mountains.
>>706528870
Lithgow's main attraction is top dawg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQr2SuiauB0
>>706531633
>Aha
>>706525229
the twitter story/beef behind this video is fascinating
>>706531633
1+ for Op
send him REKT photos of arabs
>>706531612
Doesn't matter how much nigger
>>706531633
What the fuck is this "Aha" shit that he is doing? Is this a commonality similar to how you cucks pronounce the word "mom" as mum or "ass" as arse? Clean english, niggers. Learn it.
>>706531704
DO IT NOW. THROW FEAR INTO THIS CHILD.
>>706531789
Nah fuck you cunt get the fuck out me country this Australia not bloody China ya opium lover
>>706531789
Nah get fucked you dirty half cast seppo.
>>706531831
SIMPLY LOOK UP REKT PHOTO IN GOOGLE IMAGES, COPY IMAGE, PASTE IN CHAT.
I'm gonna hang here for awhile hoping to get some maddy tit pics......lol
Dylan here. want noodz?
I get to suck on those titties every night. shit's cash. you fat neckbeard kunts will never get to experience tits because you're all undesirable basement dwelling faggots ahah
>>706532034
>have we meet
Definitely a shitskin towelhead cunt, can't even speak English
>>706532034
He seems to either have brain damage or we have brain damage for being baited
>>706532079
do it m8
>>706532034
Pretend you're black and call him Graham cracker lmao
This is the message I sent to her to get him started
>>706532236
>Works at nautica
This explains a lot
>>706532156
Aha nah you'll just fap it's the closest you can get no female would ever touch your pathetic dick
>>706532304
do it m8
>>706532236
>>706532295
>Lives in Penrith
Also explains a fair bit.
>>706531302
is cunt worse than fuck in your gay corner of the world?
>>706532489
Fuck you cunt you don't even pump a pack and a slab
>>706532575
what
>>706532575
The kunt is here
>>706532575
he seems like a pretty chill dude. leave him alone cunt
>>706532673
spotted the kunt
>>706532236
Send her a dick pic
>>706532729
Fite me m8 I'll fukin rek ur face kunt
>>706531848
I'm not the Limey talking shit about how you Ausfags talk, I'm a completely unrelated American. My main exposure to you noble beasts is here, and I have to say, I fucking love you bastards. I love the way you guys talk shit. You all seem cool. When I think of your continent, I think of hot actresses, fucking Max Rockatansky, and hilarious shit-talking. Thank you, Australia.
>>706532815
say tht to me irl 1v1 me town square
>>706532831
fark off ya fat fuck
>>706532575
this is just getting interesting, ask him if the messages are from all her clients?
>>706532874
I'll fukin 1v1 u any day m8 fukin kickbox your face m8
>>706532575
What the fuck is even happening
You're plan totally failed OP you faggot
Better send her a dick pic to show him you mean business
>>706532890
Aww, that's the spirit! Fuck off to ya too, you magnificent bastard!
>>706527738
Jumping in the deep end is always the right choice, cheers /b/ro
>>706529625
>Not gonna lie, thought about sucking his dick.
kek
>>706532575
OH MY GOD HE'S DEFERRING AND HE'S ACCEPTED YOUR DOMINANCE
W E A K
E
A
K
>>706531525
fucking kek
>>706525229
Thats a good little shitskin, take what daddy gives you. Now send the slut over over here so daddy can fill her cum dumpster cunt till it overflows.
>>706533338
Op send dickpic to his gf
he bitched out, after what, one threat? nice
>>706533720
He should message the gf and be like "bitch, call your pimp off, will have your cash/rocks next week."
>>706533720
Skip that, send them directly to him.
>I have a feeling you love this even more than your 'girlfriend' does.
>>706533839
Lol
>>706533997
so close to trips
Op ask for nudes
>>706533839
Kek. Here's one for you to send op
>>706532575
>OP says its a joke because he is scared to get his ass kicked and is a huge pussy
>deletes messages asking forgiveness to look cool on 4chan
Good job OP, you pussied out in an anonymous board, wow new level of loser
>>706533839
Kek
>>706534117
Kunt? God damn you're a faggot, no I'm not exchanging dick pics with you.
>>706534198
>exchanging dickpics
Not what I said faggot. Send the guy the pic I posted
>>706527699
>Also add in the part about his dad molesting him in the fake park caves at Mt Victoria
I could put his pic (or her pic) up in those caves.
>>706534545
do it kunt, I'll buy you the cheapest goon I can find
He seems like a nice guy
>aha
>>706534718
>150 people
>60 posters
>>706534718
Delete what?
>>706534918
>What are lurkers
>>706534787
>>706534967
>implying 90 people are just lurking in this boring thread
>>706535034
>aha
>implying you're not a kunt
>>706528329
>@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
newfag detected.
>>706535086
>arguing with a random shithead online will lead anywhere
>we're both cunts
Choose one
>>706534718
Why don't you stay in Reddit you pathetic whiteknight?
>>706535142
I choose the top one, it leads me to believe you're a shithead cunt.
>>706534918
lurk moar
>>706529625
Man you furries crack me up, you guys are ok in my book
>>706534925
He wants this thread deleted although it might be too late for that.
>>706534718
Anon should ask for her nudes
Sry
Not ask for order for
Dylan ya Fruitbowl, respond to me.
>>706535565
Does he not know it will be gone soon?
>>706534636
>do it kunt, I'll buy you the cheapest goon I can find
>>706534636
>>706534636
>>706534636
>do it kunt, I'll buy you the cheapest goon I can find
No you won't. You will steal it from the Imperial Hotel across the road. I can see you now pretending to walk into the pokie room but stealing the goon from the bottle shop.
>>706535565
If he is that worried, he should just keep posting to prune the thread
>>706535841
He's clearly not well versed in how 4chan operates, although most of the faggots that come here don't understand it either.
>>706535841
Not if we reatart the thread in a new thread
I live in lithgow too. Whats his phone number so i can prank him
>>706532034
I wouldn't worry about this fag even if he lived next door. From what I can gather he's either beta as fuck or he doesn't really give a shit you texted her and is just pleasing his bitch with his "alpha"style
>>706536025
Obviously he wouldnt openly admit his intentions.
>>706536025
I question if there would be enough interest to start a new thread.
>>706531633
>>706531704
FUCKING THIS OP
JUST SEND HIM GORE PICS OF ARABS OR GORE IN GENERAL
AND TELL HIM IF HE FUCKS WITH YOU AGAIN HE'S GOING IN YOUR COLLECTION
I think it's a fake relationship. Scroll down her page and see she has like 6 other relationships. Dylan is friend zone he don't see tits
>>706534718
Might as well send him the thread
>>706535963
It is probably for the best that they dont know
>>706536254
oy vey shut it down
>>706536236
>>706536260
Girls make fake relationships with each a lot on fb, also I'm guessing her actual relationships don't last too long.
>>706536065
IS THIS THAT FUCKING FAGGOT?
TALKING SMACK ABOUT STOMPING PEOPLE?
HOLY SHIT I WOULD WRECK HIM
GOD PLEASE STIR HIM UP SOME MORE OP
>>706536344
Oh fuck, is that a dinosaur?
>>706531039
Im more than friends with maddy, ask her yourself though she'll feign ignorance.
>>706536117
Exactly this. But if he gives you shit. I live in Monterey. And am more than happy to come around and fuck this guy up for a /b/ro.
Got cut from cronulla blades today and need to vent on some poor cunt
>>706536463
>Im more than friends with maddy
Nudes faggot
>>706536344
I am actually sorry that i posted now, because this shit would be on page 7 by now, instead of bumped up to 1 because of the 5 newbs that just posted whatever shit that was.
>>706531704
Hes gonna think he got put on some arab fb page
Say "you bloody fucking sandcunt whites can be arab scum too"
>>706534718
Fuckin' whiteknight bullshit, why the fuck would you do this?
Post her tits
>>706536463
Why would you tell us to ask her then
>>706536494
Sick m8, friend of mine lived there, lived on his couch for a while. good view of the airport.
>>706536595
just write noko in the options field you pleb
>>706536709
I forgot to say "tell him this"
>>706536684
>Post her tits
>>706536844
>>706536844
>bewbs of Lithgow
Top kek m8
Str8 up mate, I'm in Eden, I will drive to this kunts house and fucking smash him in the mouth with a brick if it comes to that just let me know mate, fucking pussy ass faggot trying to be tough on a keyboard, typing like he is all tough when nobody can really know because he is hidden behind a computer screen and could really just be a skinny NEET cunt with no strength or fighting skills whatsoever let alone the courage to get in a fight
fucking bitch ass cunt, ill smash him
>>706529625
Someone screencap this
>>706537149
you sound like a faggot
>>706537149
Shaking in my boots
>>706537220
Done mate, this whole thread should be capped.
>>706536778
Why would i do that?
>>706537448
then your post wont bump the thread
>>706537149
>I will drive to this kunts house and fucking smash him in the mouth with a brick
You won't come near me fag. I'm from Lithgow. My brothers ARE my cousins.
>>706537448
You haven't been doing that the entire thread? Seriously dude wtf?
>>706537223
>>706537238
>>706537493
>missing the joke this hard
>>706537149
>I will drive to this kunts house and fucking smash him in the mouth with a brick
>fucking pussy ass faggot trying to be tough on a keyboard
>hidden behind a computer screen
>could really just be a skinny NEET cunt
>with no strength or fighting skills whatsoever
>fucking bitch ass cunt, ill smash him
topkek
>this many anons taking the b8 holy shit
>>706537512
It seems like too much effort
>>706537512
I haven't. Fuck you guys this is better than most the shit here
>>706537474
Who cares?
>>706536720
More towards little bay area. But im keen
>>706537220
>>706529625
I don't understand what's so funny. It's just misdirectional humor. It's banter tier not really memory tier
Hey Dylan. Surely someone has let you know what's going on. Who is OP? He needs to be re-educated,
>>706531525
Fucking savage
>>706537852
Everyone using 4chan needs to be re-educated
>>706538254
Why would you delete that?
>>706538529
Show me on the bear where the bad man touched you.
>>706538602
What was it?
>>706538642
>>706538764
Cheers kunt
>>706538642
A personal army request with a google map
>>706538611
>Show me on the bear where the bad man touched you.
Being 11 years old
> Parents drinking bourbon & coke in beer garden
> I want to play in nice park
> Parent agree but say look both ways and don't talk to pedobear
> Walk across road
> Enter park
> Drawn to fake caves
> Hello Mr Pedobear my mummy says don't talk to Pedobear but touching is ok
I still remember the smell of urine in those caves
>>706526263
Haha Lithgow. What a fucking shit hole. Honestly the worst place in all of Australia These cunts are all complete faggots
>>706539094
>Honestly the worst place in all of Australia
Hey, Roy (or is it HG) comes from there.
>>706536901
She pretty :)
Hey guys, been a while.
[spoiler]hello[/spolier]
[s]hello[/s]
>>706528786
The incentive is its fun to fuck with people
>>706528329
Holy shit newfag
>>706539515
>For shits and giggle
>For the lulz
>For the memes
>For all the basement dwelling NEETs on /b/
>For moot
>>706527293
Just like the USA half of Australia is retarded
>>706539714
>Just like the USA half of Australia is retarded
>>706539714
All of Lithgow is retarded
>>706525229
Holy fuck I know that guy from back in highschool, don't personally know them but think I still have th m added it seems XD guys still a dip shit
>>706539915
>guys still a dip shit
Wrong friend. Lithgow guy is benign. OP is a dick.
>>706539706
Brings a tear to my eye
>>706529625
You're a fucking human waste.
>>706528581
he thinks he looking better
I needed to take a shit 6 hours ago. I sat here for fuck knows how long holding in a shit to see what would happen in this thread and now I'm going to have to have a shower because I've been wearing shitty undies. Fuck you /b/.
>>706540094
Kek. Yeah kinda embarassing when you post on /b/ trying to make some dude look bad, but youre the one ends up looking like the dickhead
>>706525229
"New phone who dis?"
>>706526437
calm down Francis
>>706533338
>not wasting time over arguing with obvious troll on the internet makes you weak
beeing this fucking retarded
>>706531525
Ahh my sides
All this and still no tits!
oi its me pls stop guys
This thread was pretty bad
13
12
>>706533338
He's probably getting sick of this and he's preparing to go sucks maddie's titties
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This thread will die
RIP
