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>>706502984
Second
first in my heart
>>706502957
I'll just do 2000 pushups until I become buff.
>>706502896
No idea what you're talking about.
>>706502816
again, a boy can dream
>>706502896
I'm not even an anon, Fukami-anon.
>>706503039
do not be upset
>>706503133
just pick up and put down progressively larger things a lot
why am i such an asshole to my mom
Hi faggots, What are you doing tonight?
>>706503039
You are an insane person that wants to hurt other people and are prone to fits of rage?
>>706503052
boooooooo, what kinda bs is this? You just gonna let this happen, Coon?
>>706503204
>
>>706503226
probably because she raised you wrong
so it's her fault anyway yell at her for it
>>706503241
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>706503275
The only true honor lies in being the first new thread linked!
>>706503211
I actually load all my books into my backpack and wear it to increase weight for my squats.
>>706503022
Terrible, the lowest of the low!
>Honey
Not in the fucking mood.
And fuck you too Clint, if anything you're wanting my dick and if you weren't so damn responsible your sorry ass would have high-tailed it down here already to grab a piece and you know it.
>>706503275
what do you think he will do
ban me?
>>706503394
*spits in your face*
>>706503389
I haul around my melee setup all day and have no books b/c online babyyyy
>>706503295
>>706503229
I'm reading about serial murderers and listening to The Shins. I'm about to go out to where my brother works to drink some tea and do some sketching. He texted me and asked me to swing by tonight.
>>706503355
I'd say that's exactly like a serial killer pretty much. Except Dahmer. Dahmer never wanted to hurt his victims, hence the drugging and strangulation. And also hence the whole, he had to be drunk to kill.
>>706503456
I-I'm sorry for stepping too far, senpai.
>>706503549
Why?
>>706503500
I keep a lot of my old books from classes around.
I skipped leg day today.
I am the worst sort of person.
>>706503508
Why don't you like David?
>>706503456
That's why I can still poke fun without full hypocrisy.
homeboy mentions the shins so I want to start singing and my voice is still fucking boned so I can't and now I'm just mad at myself again
>>706503735
I haven't actually done anything resembling exercise in weeks
>>706503690
Probably because he's bored and wants to spend some time with his brother.
>>706503177
If you say so, Taishou-kun.
*sniff*
>>706503137
I had dreams too but those are dead.
>>706503798
Well, I'm not you, so I can't accept this.
I can't have puny legs.
>>706503543
kissu
>>706503921
resuscitate them
>>706503932
my legs aren't puny since I spend all day walking anyway
well, not puny compared to the rest of me which is generally pretty weak
>>706503490
Well I was hoping he'd make a mountain out of a molehill so I could have an excuse to heckle him over something.
>>706503495
Oh noooooo
>>706503642
I NEED RAGE AND DEATH NOT YOUR EMPTY LOVE.
>>706503613
Psst, it's called NameSync, but you didn't hear it from me.
>>706503275
roadkill.jpg
>>706503742
David is phony, you know, all smiles then asshole in the other room.
goddammit martin you can't even spoonfeed right
i dont fucking know why I keep lurking these threads
its not like you fuckwits ever post good porn
>>706504058
>my legs aren't puny since I walk alot
>>706504138
Did you hear something? I heard a mislink
>>706504195
He's an asshole in person to me.
>>706504100
i can sense the enthusiasm
how was the test
>>706503788
Even in partial doses eventually all of this will catch up to you and (vigorously) fuck you in the ass.
>>706504206
UM
WRONG
>>706503133
>>706503211
>>706503389
>>706503735
Man you guys suck! Why do you have to talk fitness and exercise while I'm at work!
not ideal
>white dude running a nigger down on horseback with a whip in his hand
this film is great
>>706504234
wanna kickbox I'll fuck you up fam
actually I won't you're like 7 inches taller than me
>>706504330
why is that worse for some reason
>>706504027
There is nothing to resuscitate.
>>706504195
What about Clint or Chaplain or Raccoon? What about Snuggles?
>>706504119
Oh jeez, I'm sorry I'm such a good for nothing.
>>706503857
SEE >>706504138
>>706504201
>>706504256
I GET IT I GET IT
>>706504206
UUUU
>>706504193
Roadkill to be.
>>706504330
Meanwhile, I'm just here loafing around.
>>706504441
>23-30
well fuck
>>706504330
Maybe because the rest of the world and time itself doesn't revolve around you, you self-absorbed piece of shite.
Kidding.
>>706504439
Regardless of height, would still kick your ass.
![1328984843736[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/LQ1Fxcz.gif "1328984843736[1].gif")
Who even likes Snuggles
>>706504292
Tuesday night yo. What's with the satan goats?
>>706504318
Worth it.
>scene where the negroes are talking about the guns they have
/k/boner
>>706504609
to be honest I think I could beat you in a fight because last time I got in a fight I turned into a nutcase berserker and flattened this kid in one punch
I have no technique but crazy rage is pretty great
>>706504604
haha, I'm still in my prime according to nibbles. Excellent.
(killing myself next year)
>>706504719
Guilty.
>>706504476
Clint and snuffles are fuckheads I hate them. Chap and raccoon do not talk to me unless maybe they are one of the many anons with sync harassing me.
>>706504851
Yeah well I have all this repressed emotion and frustration with my life.
Take that.
>>706504719
Yo
>>706504873
Disgusting.
>>706504771
I will make it as unpleasant as possible.
>(killing myself next year)
22 days left woooooooooooo
>>706504604
There will never be anything except wake up, wait around, go back to sleep. Repeat until death.
>>706505042
>midfight you just start sobbing and eating ice cream
nice
>>706505111
I turn 22 next year so actually the year after that
february 2nd 2018 that's the expiration date
>>706505060
why?
>filename
Really?
>>706505007
What about Kai? Or Devnull? Or Demos?
>>706505250
>why?
It's his fetish
>>706505250
>not listening to remove kebab for 10 hours
someone needs removing
Speaking of which.
SNUGGLES!
>>706505111
I believe it- The former that is, you'll be forgive my reservations about the latter, I hope.
>>706505007
well that was uncalled for
>>706505168
idk I don't just wait around. I drive places and stuff. Plan on getting a motorcycle soon to have at least one other hobby.
>>706505228
Yeah, I don't really want to hurt anyone anyways.
>>706505432
we can just fuck instead I don't really wanna fight either
>>706505365
you're just now noticing me
>>706505402
I forgive nothing.
>>706504511
Currently downloading NameSync...
>>706505525
I'd rather die.
>>706505605
ouch
hello comrades
>>706505261
I am unsure if Kai is a computer program, he only ever says one or two words. Dev is an retarded asshole, Demos is an asshole and a waste of time.
>>706505597
welcome to the club, you can never turn back now
>>706505533
No, I saw your posts last thread. I'm just now acknowledging you though.
>>706505737
zac come have sex with me ok
>>706505694
By no inadequacy on your part, mind you.
>>706505597
Well done, partner. What's your favorite Mekko chapter?
>>706505777
oh okay
how are you
>>706505815
I'll keep my shoes on and everything
>>706505250
Straight shooter in my book, was never above giving every person a fair shake.
I was coming off a weekend bender with my brother and it was the first thing I could click in my stupor and like fuck I was making that journey out of bed again any time soon.
>>706504771
shes cute
I like snuffles although I don't think it's mutual anymore, kinda hard to tell tbh.
>>706505812
sure but im all sweaty from work
>>706505997
what do you do again
>>706505888
Nothing can be done, unfortunately.
Though I appreciate the gesture.
>>706505996
And I don't blame you for feeling that way but trust me nothings changed except my own personal life and problems.
>>706506076
gas station
>>706505421
Eat shit
>>706505429
Yeah, for you. I wasnt talking about you though.
>>706505740
I can't think of anyone else to ask you about.
>>706505884
I'm upset. One of my roaches died yesterday so I didn't go out with my friend to a concert, instead I stayed at home and mourned. If it's any consolation for what Nibi said, I don't think you're a fuckhead and I'd meet you in real life.
>>706505596
Now what kind of upstanding protestant young man like yourself would do such a thing.
>>706506124
for feeling what way, liking you?
>>706506077
maaaaaaaaaaan do I just have to rape you or what
>>706506170
that's high on the list of jobs I couldn't do on account of l'appel du vide
finna light a match real quick and watch it all burn
Genuine question: Do people meet over these threads?
I'm obvi new, do people come to these threads everynight and just talk?
>>706505909
Fair enough.
Beats indifference, as I cannot for the life of me recall what he's like in the slightest.
Why must booze have to be so enlightening, but taste so deathly.
>>706506213
I like two people here.
>>706506193
O. Well, if I'm ever in Wisconsin I'll take you for a ride and we can have drinks and it'll be really nice.
blub blub
>>706506306
I've met two people from threads and one dude from elsewhere on 4chan so
yeah
>>706506357
I'm one of them right
>>706506279
Seems like the only way.
And then you'd have to deal with me hating you and, like, calling the police and stuff.
>>706505932
>she's cute
>she cute
>cute
>she
Shiggy fuckin diggy.
>>706506438
I know you're a little bitch you'd love me after also rape is notoriously hard to prove I'd get away with that jawn
>>706506306
shut the fuck up faggot
and yes
>>706506404
*holds your head under*
>>706506279
some people just make me want to jump the counter and strangle them
others are pretty cool
hate the job though, looking for a new one already
>>706506357
Which two? Sharky and Katten?
>>706506551
I recommend becoming a male prostitute/blues singer
at the same time
>>706506372
You will never be in wisconsin.
>>706506420
No, I hate you.
>>706506357
please let me be one of them please let me be one of them
>>706506471
yeah
>>706506539
I'd probably just shed off this mortal coil at that point.
>>706506644
Oh you're just playing hard to get.
>>706506551
;( Why so mean?
>>706506551
You wouldn't do that.
>>706506306
Of course not, you never know who you could be talking to- It's like you never paid attention to those online safety PSAs.
>>706506644
Well, I do have family in Michigan so I'm most likely going to pass through at least a few times.
>>706506357
>>706506626
knot many people would be that willing to buy me
>>706506797
you never know.
>>706506734
nah dude you're going to have the sickest prostate orgasm of all time and you're going to want to live forever.
>>706506597
I care little for sharky and katten. I will be nice to them but I have no feelings to them.
>>706506857
I just noticed the bottle in his ass....
>>706506315
Well I know my reason (alcoholism)- You're gonna have to get your own.
>>706506931
Then which two?
>>706506857
become the cute little girl and they will come on
don't let your dreams be dreams zac
also man I should totally get a beer, drink it and shove that up the ol' butthole MMMM
>>706505759
>>706505820
Im not quite done yet. Firefox keeps preventing the NameSync download. (Chapter 5 btw)
>>706506306
Most of us already know each other already. We're in the same building.
>>706506857
I'd like to think I do.
>>706506931
What about me?
>>706506830
take me with you
>>706507021
We share reasons.
Hooray for substance abuse.
>>706506868
Hope you enjoy my poopy butt.
I don't clean this shit.
>>706507070
do not shove a bottle up your butt
unless you call my dick "a bottle" ;)))))))
god kill me
>>706507085
Well, that makes sense since it focuses on Fukami. Did you like the rape scene, though?
>>706506678
Blech, absolutely terrible. Wimmin...
>>706507194
YOU JUST WANT ME TO TAKE YOU SO YOU CAN SEE EISEN
>>706507215
way to kill the mood
>>706507253
I mean I don't but I'll do that too
what's wrong with a beer bottle tho
do not disparage the baphomet
>>706507282
cool it
mugen who draws that character
>>706507358
I dunno, seems a bit weird, I mean... you have dildos, dont you?
just use those
>>706507358
Ayyyyy
Had to find a way to do it, and I dunnit.
I believe in myself.
>>706506657
No
>>706506744
No
>>706506830
I dont care.
>>706507354
your point
>>706506193
sigh
>>706506213
well thank you
I'm very sorry for your roach. My finches died today--no one remembered to feed them for over a week. I picked up one and the bird panicked in terror for a few seconds before it convulsed and went limp in my hands. I've never felt more terrible related to my pets ever in my life.
>>706506279
no feeling like I'm ignoring you or whatever, I've been very busy lately.
>>706507386
I love the artists sheep/zebra comics
>all these smelly cheeseniggers trying to get into Mich
Trump's gonna need two walls.
>>706506961
it is the best part
>>706507499
wow fucking mean
>>706507497
also mean :/
>>706507456
yeah but I feel like recreating the porn image
I'm easily influenced by media I guess
>>706507469
I'll just hold your hand REALLY gay then
>>706507504
oh yeah but hella people ignore me since I post lots of inanities at this point it's all good
I think we had a couple of fights a few months ago that's why I thought we'd drifted a skoch
>>706507549
michigan is a shithole fam
>flint
>detroit
>dearborn
>>706507611
the best part is (you)
>>706507063
Badger and another
>>706507164
I dont care about you, you are boring.
>>706507629
Too bad
>>706507281
Obviously. It was good on how it segway'd into chapter 5.5. A satisfying ending for a character IMO. What's your favorite chapter?
(Still trying to get Firefox to download NameSync. It keeps showing that it's a "blocked add-on")
