Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
I will do it.
#OmegaTime
>>706480852
Reimu!! Damn good to see you!
What's new and exciting?
i'm lonely
hug me
>>706480991
By that, I mean I will make a fresh and funky drawing, one so good that it will make all of you cry.
The subject of the drawing, and she should be honered, is Seija.
The question is, what will the situation for this drawing be?
Alice just had a thread but wouldn't record a short hello on Vocaroo.
Now I'm super depressed.
Oh neat, I'm actually awake for one of these again.
>>706481182
>>706480852
Having a rough time in uni, what's my fortune
I just failed my VORT test and have to wait two weeks to do it again.
I kept indicating too early and passing streets when pulling over to the side of the road.
>>706480852
THREAD TIME
*moon bullhorns*
>>706481257
Some people just don't like recording their voice.
>>706481145
New? Exciting?
>>706481162
>*hugs Anonymous*
>>706481182
Hello, Doc!
How goes it?
>>706481437
thanks but wasn't as comforting as i thought
>>706481350
Nickname is niggarzakwan btw
>>706481182
You two on a journey to outer space!
>>706481013
What's that?
>>706481374
You'll know better next time!
>>706481257
I think you'll just have to learn to cope with that one.
Hello shrine friends. How goes it?
>>706480852
I wish my hair was like that
>>706481528
Tch... fine then.
>>706481437
Yeah.
But if nothing new is happening, that's ok.
>>"No news is Good News."
>>706480852
>>706481182
>>706481328
Ya' got me.
>>706481510
I am good. How are you?
>>706481670
Sorry, I spent a long time thinking about some of these particular options. Option with most votes is what I draw
http://www.strawpoll.me/11359961
http://www.strawpoll.me/11359961
>>706481257
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ioKWiYb85U
Well I will. H-hopefully that means a little?
>>706481713
Kotori-chan~
>>706481727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqR6FwWgQ90
>>706481827
Well, I started playing Project 1999 since yesterday, but I don't know if that qualifies as new.
>>706481727
>>706481713
Hello! I'm doing good here!
How are you?
>>706481713
Pretty good. Apparently I'm a year older now so that's neat. How're you?
>>706481713
Who are you? Anyway i had this dream yesterday about a person in the Steam group, maybe i should add him.
>>706481393
Hi Reisen!
>>706482087
I don't like music...
>>706482226
who are you
>>706482087
Ah! Thank you! I like to hear other's voices.
Gives me a little bit of understanding of the person.
My name is Sweet Roll
and I approve this message
-Sweet Roll
>>706482087
It sure perked me up a little.
>>706482161
Oh? That's exciting! Happy birthday.
>>706482226
I'm Kotori! And which person?
>>706482087
Reisen~
>>706482144
That's good to hear. I'm okay I suppose.
>>706482226
Hello~ How are you, dear?
>>706482288
I didn't send it for the music.... Ugh. Why do I try with you?
>>706482304
Oh? And what does this tell you about me?
>>706482314
>says name
>signs post anyway
>>706482454
Thanks. First thing that happened the moment the day changed is my friend bought me a tiddy game. I'm still not sure how to feel.
>>706480852
I want to fap to you, ReimuOP
>>706480852
>>706482144
Whoa don't group link me
>>706482474
Fine, fine... -clicks-
>>706482474
You sound mature, slightly taller than normal and confident, though nervous.
>>706482161
Happy Birthday!
>>706482101
Well, I hope it's fun!
>>706482447
Aww <3
>>706482454
How are you, qt?
>>706482608
Not gonna lie, I was thinkin' it, heh...
>>706482723
O mai.
>>706482687
>pic related
>>706482723
You really don't have to tell me every time.
>>706482161
happy birthday
>>706482760
sorry.
>>706482687
>tiddy game
>>706483011
he meant tiddly game
like tiddly winks
>>706482780
Thanks!
>>706482904
Thanks Raymoo.
>>706482938
Thank.
>>706483011
What?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11359961/r
Damn, these votes are way spread out.
What will I do...
>>706483067
No, I meant a game with tiddies.
>>706483156
no you didn't
>>706483067
>>706483086
I don't quite understand what kind of game this is.
>>706482314
Hello!
>>706482904
It wouldn't be the same if I didn't. Part of the appeal is knowing that you're okay with it, and I wouldn't want to do it if you weren't.
>>706483100
kys?
>>706482763
Hahaha.. Nervous.. Maybe a little. I don't usually put my voice out there! I-i don't know about mature, though and I'm definitely not tall.
>>706482904
Right, Reimu?
>>706482303
I am you but stronger.
>>706482076
But think about all the amazing opportunities you could run into if you set your adventure into space!
>>706482454
Hello Kotori! I don't know if i can say his name here though, actually i know very little about him.
>>706482474
Please be more careful when you post your personal stuff on this site.
>>706483191
A game in which there are breasts.
>>706482946
Are you a guy?
>>706483290
>>>/leafy/
>>706483343
If majority vote is for me and Seija I'll do that
well got fired from my job one month in due to my manager being control freak who always has to be right. Fuck him.
>>706483285
Juuuust like the denial guy. Great.
>>706483347
....are you Kotori?
>>706483339
It's a lovely voice, thank you for saying hello for me.
>>706483480
No.
>>706483355
Yes.
>>706483339
>slutbunny
>mature
Yeah sure...
Max is the name.
I've been wondering... when is the next amazing meeting I'll have with a girl I'll fall in love for?
>>706483339
Yeah, you're a shortie all right.
>>706483242
Ah hello, Mantis
You still seem awful cheery
Not that it's a bad thing
-Sweet Roll
do you ever get tired of making these
>>706483563
Damn... Okay never mind..
>>706483619
Have you ever had your dick sucked wrong?
>>706483697
H-hey, don't be mean!
>>706483720
Exactly.
*nod, nod.*
>>706483479
Well.. I don't think so.. since when you seem like you're actually not okay with it (like right now) then it makes me not want to do it..
>>706483720
Short girls are easy to cuddle.
>>706483732
Just happy to be here at the Shrine, Sweet Roll!
And damn good to see you too!
>>706483857
Am I wrong?
>>706483837
Wrong??
No, I haven't.
>>706483449
Fuck it, I'll just do The Flash drawing.
>>706484238
Well that's how it feels when someone group links me
>>706483820
Not really.
>>706483929
Hehehe. You don't have to tell me~
>>706483873
I'm fine if you do it, I just don't feel like being involved.
>>706484347
I only tell because I love hugs and cuddles.
For anyone that plays osu~.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12aGKbILEus
Nishishi~
- Cirno
>>706484121
No, that's my point! Now *you*... You are mature. With very 'mature' thighs. And by mature, I mean sexy! Fufufu.
>>706482687
Hehe. Well that's something.
>>706482829
I'm fine. I think...
>>706483343
Ah that's fine.
>>706483480
Still on about that...
>>706484549
Are you Kotori? I feel like I'm being trolled x.x
>>706484501
I'm not sure I'm that mature.
>>706484549
I'll probably play it when I wake up, and instantly regret it.
>>706484347
It's not the same for me if you're not involved, at least in the tiniest way
>>706484747
I'm Kotori.
>>706484762
What game is it?
>>706484747
No, I'm not Kotori, >>706484845 is.
>>706484747
>>706484845
Maybe the real Kotori was inside us all along.
>>706484549
You think? What has you doubting?
>>706484762
I'm Kotori!
>>706484845
Are you really?
>>706484939
Then who are you?
>>706484950
Please don't group link me
>>706484747
No, but I'm Koi.
Not that anyone really cares.
>>706484817
I hope you like frequent disappointment, because that's what I've got!
>>706484939
Sakura Dungeon.
>>706484992
Are you though?
>>706485063
I'll group link whoever I want.
>>706485173
This is the first time I'm learning your name.
>>706484994
No. I am
>*takes off sweet roll head to reveal Kotori
This was my plan all along
-Kotori
>>706485296
Are you Umi?
>>706480852
well, actually my question is about if this thing actually works
>>706485306
That's fine, I'm probably not even relevant.
I hope Hiro make 4chan last longer.
Forgot to add an avatar XD
The name's Max!
I've been wondering.. .when will my next encounter with a girl I'll fall in love for occur? And if possible, is it likely that it will be successful?
>>706484992
I'm not quite sure. Just a bit of uneasiness.
>>706485063
I don't know, who am I?
>>706485296
Oh...I'm biased against those Sakura games they all look pretty trash.
>>706485388
No, I'm Kotori. We're all Kotori here.
>>706485361
-stare-
Doesn't that hurt?
>>706485173
Someone should make a list thingy with all the cute girls and their names for easy reference.
>>706485296
I am! If it confuses Ika.
>>706485063
>>706485173
>>706485194
>>706485296
>>706485306
>>706485361
>>706485388
>>706485420
>>706485440
>>706485445
ALL THE GROUPLINKING
>>706485466
A feeling like things are going too well?
>>706485487
i'm kotori
>>706485440
Do you have an avatar?
>>706485445
Are you Box?
>>706485465
Lol Max is a dog's name
Are you a dog?
>>706485194
I like you, actually. I could do without the frequent disappointment, but if you insist..
>>706485556
I'm not a girl though.
>>706484307
Add some stars, stars make everything look prettier, and make them extra sparkly!
>>706485511
Of course it doesn't
Because I'm actually Kotori
-Kotori
>>706484307
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves...
>>706485420
What do you mean, tarot?
>>706485465
You don't... have to have an...
Oh, nevermind.
>>706485783
>>706485652
No, I just like cute pics.
Guess I should get a bunch of Koi pics and follow Mantis' example.
>>706485466
I don't know but you have a pretty avatar
>>706485487
Can you add me on Steam, Umi? There's something I like to talk to you about in private
>>706485641
it's like you want me to be bad
>>706480852
I found someone to jerk off with me but now they're busy all the time so I have trouble jerking off.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
roll
>>706485466
They probably are, but my friend bought it for me so I'll play it.
>>706485556
If someone did that then I'd have to change again to keep up the mystery.
>>706485641
But if you're Kotori and I'm Kotori, then aren't we just samefagging for a whole thread?
>>706485647
That's something that I didn't need.
>>706485843
I refuse. If you need to talk to me about something, you can do it here.
>>706485827
And, yes, I know The Flash isn't Italian.
>>706485652
I am not xD Full name's Maxime, I'm from a place where people speak french. So Max isn't a dog's name here.
I'm bored
Goodnight
>>706485954
reroll
>>706486060
Gnight there.
Sleep well.
>>706485883
what do you mean jerk off with you
>>706486122
Congratulations! What would you like your reading to be about?
Box is here. I feel like i got japed.
>>706485843
No, actually I want you to leave. But that won't happen, will it?
>>706485883
>/soc/
>>706486060
Or will it? Hallelujah.
>>706485987
You forgot the sparkly stars though, you heretic!
>>706486329
like are you two dudes just sitting around jacking off because that would be super gay and gross
>>706486292
Fook uv niggur
>>706485827
Actually, if I get trips, you must set this as your background.
>>706486401
I finished drawing that moments before you made that post.
>>706486430
Can I get a tarot card reading, mang?
My names Stone if I don't get.
>>706486430
Look there's nothing gay about two bros jacking it together.
>>706486262
can you give me a tarot if i will ever find someone to date
>>706486633
2 Pour for Medicine
>>706486633
As long as there's no eye contact and you say no homo
>>706486267
Hmmmmm?
>>706486845
I thought that went without saying.
Well fan-fucking-tastic, I'm back here again.
>>706486029
>Max has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "4".
uhh keep something silver on ya and the luck might improve
>>706486567
>Stone has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "75".
bad luck might be fixed by studying
>>706486633
>>706486761
>>706486845
>>706486969
[SNICKERING INTENSIFIES]
>>706487006
Hey, it's no so bad!
>>706486659
>Death
>The Tower
>The Hierophant (Reversed)
You will, but it'll be quite a change for you. You may have some trouble adapting to life as a couple as opposed to being single. Some trust issues will arise, and you'll feel like you're conforming to fit into the relationship and losing some parts of yourself. Those things are natural in relationships, but they'll feel unreasonable to you and you might not like it.
>>706487063
Got a tarot for a Benjamin?
>>706487143
Easy for you to say, you always hang around here. I just stop by when everything else on this board is shit.
>>706487159
Well, I'll try again tomorrow night. Have a good night Reimu OP. Take care of yourself
>>706486511
Can you please add them? :3
>>706487159
exactly what i've been afraid of.
you're good at this. i fucking hate relationships and yet i want to be in one. i hate changing myself.
thanks
>>706487063
Thanks a lot, fortune teller! May I reroll for my question, which was if I'll soon meet an amazing girl I'll fall for, and if so, if the outcome is likely to be successfull? If I may, this is my roll!
Hmm, I ran out of things to say rather quickly
That's not good
-Sweet Roll
>>706487239
Y-you too.
Brian!
>>706486267
What do you mean >?
I'll forkgive you if you fork GET!
Can I get a tarot card reading my dude? I just want to get a general read or something
>>706487194
if you get a GET then talk to her >>706487159
i do however have a fortune cookie for ya
>Benjamin has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Grey", "88".
>>706487415
>Brian has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Career", "21".
not good but not bad either
Time to get in bed, I guess.
>>706487285
Yellow is the stars, white is their glow. Any seemingly lewd placement of the stars and their glow is purely coincidental and exists only in your perverted little mind.
HI OP!!! IS YOUR GOOGLE STILL loveoverwhelming? Thank you so much, love when you come on here and help us with advice! Please keep coming back in the future! :D
>>706487393
O-on second thought.. more please, Reimu OP
>>706487564
Oh ah, thanks Chief.
>>706487159
It seems I have a GET on >>706487334 :D
>>706487564
Brian here. Lost my job last week and literally start new job tomorrow... also got a dui recently, legal drinking at 21, what the actual fuck, you have to go deeper!
>>706487544
Got a nice G E T here my dude
how does this work? i just GET and you tell me my fortune about like idk love?
>>706487805
hey man if i had a deck i would go deeper but i dont have one, i just hand out fortune cookies
>>706487994
Halo is life
>>706487994
And thus Chief admits that he's deckless.
>>706487994
Sheeeeeeit, someone tarot this, send me a get
-brian
>>706487544
>The Hierophant
The expectations of society, or perhaps just your family, play an important role in some aspect of your life. It might feel a bit smothering, while at the same time being the comfort of your roots.
>Seven of Wands
It's a good time for making gambles, but make sure there's a point to them.
>Six of Cups (Reversed)
You're destined to cut your ties with the past, which might involve a change of scenery and losing touch with old friends. It's a natural progression, though, so don't despair too much when it happens. Try to enjoy the brave new world.
>>706487322
No problem, Anonymous! It's important to keep in mind that you don't have to change the core of who you are, but rather, all your actions will have to take into account that you're not on your own anymore. You have someone else who will become an important part of any new decisions you make, and that can be troublesome for some people to get used to.
>>706487415
Ninja!
>>706486911
Hi Hikari! It's been a long time!
>>706486267
Hi Box! How are you doing now?
>>706487641
I don't see any odd placement though, an i missing something?
Brian rolling for get
http://i.imgur.com/p7DuOoH.gifv
>>706488229
T-thanks
>>706488309
Keep rollin rollin rollin!
>>706488126
i walked into this one i cant even get mad
You are all pathetic
>>706488435
And a rollin rollin rollin!
>>706487218
Well that sounds like a 'you' problem~
>>706488292
little butt baby.
>>706488342
???
>>706488517
How ironic.
>>706488309
Victory can only be accomplished via determination
>>706488309
For Narnia!
>>706488517
Ah! I cut myself. MoonGod damn it.
>>706488292
Hi there, I'm assuming..Asterisk? Mm..I guess I have missed the last few threads. You've made me happy by noticing!
What's new with you?
>>706488492
It was so easy I'm a little upset with myself.
hellla andres rolling to get get get!
>>706488309
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!
>>706488517
Op help me out,will I be happy and successful? Friday
>>706487650
That's not me, that's Alice!
>>706487677
Er...
>>706487765
That's not a GET, sorry.
>>706487961
Yeah, that's how it works.
>>706488884
And i miss quints...
>>706486267
Back, was a technical problem.
>>706486911
Nothing.
>>706487511
I thought a joke was pulled on me, turns out it was a technical problem on my end.
>>706488292
Pretty good.
>>706488517
Sure as hell know I am.
>>706488517
We are all pathetic in this world.
Should I plan ahead or just leave it to Fate?
>>706488933
Op my get
Tyson, gimma dat get
>>706488553
>>706488342 is a gif i made of myself
Brian still tryin
>>706488884
My condolences
-Sweet Roll
>jumps out of bin
meow.
-meowbot
>>706488947
W-what do you expect, posting things like that
>>706489151
Some day... some day...
-brian
>>706488625
I believe the emotion you are feeling is envy
>>706488737
The truth is smooth as a baby's bottom
>>706488909
Is it bait if I mean it? No
>>706489019
Knowing is the first step to recovery. The second step is buying a rope
>>706489020
Speak for yourself. Bwahahah
>>706489184
I should draw you someday.
Dubs, where have you been all my life!
-brian
>>706480852
be the buttzilla you always wanted to be!
https://vid.me/VQIW#59s
>>706489368
then do it
-meowbot
>>706489111
Aaaah, I see now.
*Nod, nod.*
G-good luck!
>>706489316
Look, I did miss you and all but maybe you could start off on a lower level and work your way up?
>>706489316
I doubt I'm feeling envy.
I wasn't really feeling anything withing that post.
>>706488871
ou shet!
get get get!!
(i wnt to know about love in my futureeee)
>>706489090
>Tyson has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Grey", "73".
boring level of luck with a boring lucky color
>>706489243
>>706489409
>>706488656
>>706488532
>>706488309
One off every damn time, fuu!
-brian
>>706488933
The tarot has revealed three secrets to your future success.
First is a certain woman.
>The Queen of Cups
A woman of imagination. Romantic, compassionate air. One who encourages the dreams and talents of others. Generosity and care. A loyal lover. A genuine heart. Virtue. Protection. A cultured, refined woman who is wise in matters of the heart. For a male querent she can represent true love; for a woman a romantic confidant or rival. Even as rival she is just and honest, believing in fair play.
>Nine of Cups
Second is a nurturing environment. Gentle, inspiring surroundings and company. Tend your garden and weed out the toxic elements, while finding more pleasant ones to add in their place.
>The Hermit
Search your soul for what you truly want. Seek knowledge, guidance, and advice from those more experienced. Wander the world you live in and gain experience yourself.
Sure, I'll roll. Wondering if I should keep at what I'm doing in my life.
>>706489521
Don't tell me what to do, spaghetti-nipples.
Fuck off Alice.
>>706489677
ABOUT.
FUCKING.
TIME.
>>706488947
Awww :c I thought dubs counted. ><
>>706485641
Confusing ika is fun.
I dunno. I hope it passes soon though.
>>706485971
Well it can't hurt for sure.
>>706489019\
>>706488749
Hey you two.
>>706489721
okay
i'm sorry
-meowbot
Unfortunately alice is not here.
>>706489677
What did you want your reading to be about again?
>>706489744
Alice isn't even here.
>>706489835
Hey Kotori.
Did you ever find that park with a lake and ducks?
>>706489744
Not Alice, m8
-Sweet Roll
>>706489966
Maybe his pet cat, named Alice, entered the room and acted like an asshole, so that was the context.
Didn't think of that, did ya'?
>>706489562
i know that i can get get get this time!
>>706489795
Dubs come at the end of the post number!
>>706489242
I expect nothing!
>>706480852
I Can't sleep at night, i need help my body and mind are at its limit
>>706489680
Thanks
>>706489966
Brian here, what can i do to create the love life i desire?
OH SHIT, GUNSHOTS
-scared meowbot
>>706489835
Hey there.
>i just heard about the violent clowns around my area.
>so fucking thrilling
>i'm fucking terrified of clowns
>>706490373
I'll protect you
>>706489717
I'll roll again.
>>706490222
>>706490222
Seen a doctor about it yet?
Try melatonin. Try not looking at any screens a few hours before bedtime. Don't eat after 8 PM. Read a book or something quiet and screenless until you feel sleepy.
>>706489613
spot on my dude, spot on...
someone quick help me spice up my life to prove op wrong
>>706490435
no, i'm being serious
it was close to my house
-meowbot
>>706490207
Well you should about the consequences of your actions, Reimu OP. Now you need to take responsibility
>>706490011
Unfortunately no...haven't been to parks lately. How have you been doing?
Also you've been dethroned on being top marvel nerd here.
>>706490406
Clowns are the worst...
>>706490373
Oh no. Stay safe.
-Kotori
>>706480852
Will i ever get laid?
>>706488749
*Sorry for the delay, it's not your fault actually, i missed something like three threads in the last weeks because of issues related to my sleeping schedule, anyway i'm doing great, even with math, which is odd considering that i'm so bad with that.
>>706489019
*Glad to hear that!
>>706490182
well i have all the night to get get get! :-:
This is the way we bump the thread, bump the thread, bump the thread!
>>706491707
Godai: The Elemental Force
