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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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Let's see if magic is true.
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>>706477311
Both you and I know that the chick in that pic is completely vapid inside
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>>706477311
blonde with blue green eyes plz
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will I erase my current gf if I post in this thread?
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help
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>>706478022
this
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hopefully
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1 gf plz
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Deez nuts
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<Dubs
KEK may think about it.
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I hope it's true!
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>>706478022
This, but i'm flexible
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IT'S A SCAM
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>>706477311

this is a perfectly exemple of desperate.
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>>706477311
Let's see
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Rerolling current girlfriend iguess. Wish me luck
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plz
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scam
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>>706477311
i hate myself
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Worth a shot
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is there a god
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>>706477311
Cunt
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I want to believe
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It's an elaborate ruse.
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>>706477311
It's worth a shot.
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Faggots
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>>706477311
omg yes
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audrey please
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I know this isn't true, but why not
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Have we started the fire anons? :D
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Sure
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let's hope this is true
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This better happen op
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>>706477311
>>706477311
And what if I don't?
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Dunno about this one
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>>706478888
You have quads by now
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>>706477311
Why not
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>>706477311
Believe
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>>706477311
can i have a cute feminine boyfriend instead?
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i gay
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>>706477311
you're lying
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Yes, please! I need this.
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Going to get my hair cut and buy some pants this better not be a joke
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Ok op
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>>706478888
Well done anon. That "shot" has won you a visit from Trips Fairy! Quad bonus card awarded.
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>>706477311
bet
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Not happeming cause I'm hanging myself come midnight
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I need this to be true
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You know I love you.
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I dont have time to get a gf tomorrow. can we do wednesday?
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High
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>>706477311
I wish
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>>706477311
please lawd
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I know it's bullshit, but I can't take the chance.
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Rolling for sadness
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Could work, you never know..
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Sure
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>>706477311
thx, i always wanted one.
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>>706479222
At least you got some repeating digits
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Posting twice just to be safe
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Help
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>>706477311
I want to BELIEVE!
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why not
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Ok then.
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Why not? KEK
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i hope you're a wizard brother
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>>706479222
Trips Fairy has noticed you too, anon. Well done.
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Why not
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I Hope so
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why the hell not
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kek
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>>706477311
Oi!
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IT DIDN'T WORK YESTERDAY
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Please make this true
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fuck it
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Would be nice
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Worth a shot
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Lmao
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Why not
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>>706479535
probably just works on weekdays
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Will my penor finally be touched?
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Let's do this, I need a gf!
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Niggerfaggot
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i hope so
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immunity to girlfriend acquisition if dubs
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>>706477311
well, it's worth a try
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>>706479535
DELETE THIS REEEEEEEE
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Sure
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Pls
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i guess its worth a shot
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Was lonely my whole life.. Hope for better times by tomorrow
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>>706479666
Well done, Satan.

- Trips Fairy
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Let the magic happen
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>>706477311
yay
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Here goes nothin
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Kill me
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eh
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>>706477311
ABOUT TIME, THANKS /B/
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One can hope
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I want to believe
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Please
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>>706477311
oh shit
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>>706477311
All we can do is hope
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>>706477311
this better work or else ILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF
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Bane?
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ngger
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My wife is gonna be so pissed
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>>706477311
finally
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I'll take mine with blue eyes thanks m8.
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>>706477311
do you believe in magic,
in a young girl's heart
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Might as well
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>>706477311
magic exists?
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Doubt
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all u gotta do is believe
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>>706480263
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MEME magic is real
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Å 
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Roll
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Why not
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believe
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ez
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>>706480444
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fuck it
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:(
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I can only hope
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Sweet. Do I have to tell my wife?
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>>706477311
Ha! As if!
>hoping for an Asari
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>>706477311
one can only hope
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(Generic reply that expresses how sad I am)
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>>706477311
pls
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>>706477311
post
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replying because desperation
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Blonde, blue eyes, big tits and shaved pussy
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>>706477311
Please?
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y tho
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Ight
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neet-o
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>>706477311
I guess it's more than nothing
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pls
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>>706477311
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Yess
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worth a shot
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Let's see if this works.
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If it's tomorrow, she will definitely be a nurse.
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Praying
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easy
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>>706477311
fuck it
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>>706477311
Dubs of truth
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>>706477311
ya ok
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the nigger is a lie
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>>706477311
yolo
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1 here
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>>706477311
Ok
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So many posts... It's a rainy day on /b/.
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xD
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>>706478022
Por favor!!!!1!!1!
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>>706477311
Please....
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>>706477311
It's worth a try
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>>706477311
Dubs wills it. check mine
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>>706477311
Done
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>>706479105
faggot
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>>706477311
Ill give it a whirl
but I have my doubts
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>>706477311
Ye
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>>706477311

Posting cuz I need help
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>>706477311
I had a Penis once
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4chan magic pls work
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fuck it, worth a try
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>>706477311
what if I dont want a girlfriend?
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>>706477311
Im so lonely
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>>706477311
CHECKED
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I'll give it a shot.
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>>706477311
I'd love that
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Ok
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>>706481115
>implying /b/ isn't always full of permavirgin neckbeards
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we may only hope this to be true
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>>706477311
Dubs decree
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ey b0ss
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i mean i have class soooo lets find out
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Or my mom dies tomorrow meh which is worse
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Why not
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>>706477311
hope
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NICE MEME
OOOOOOOOH
:(
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Sure
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Hm
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No u
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Ok, couldn't hurt
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I can only hope...
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>>706477311
Risk v Reward. I realize how foolish this is too. Its been 5 months, I just want someone that will lay their head on my shoulder and let me play with their hair.
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GIRLFRIEND HERE WE GOOOO
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>>706481468
broken angel...
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Now watch as I get a girlfriend, then she dies on the same day from trump having a driving rampage
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>>706477311
i have crippling depression
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>>706477311
Hahahahahahahah.........
Nice one anon.....nice one.
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pls
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>>706478937
Agreed with this. Don't want / need a gf. Don't want the headache, nagging, the constant " where are you going? / What are you doing? Spend time with me! " shits. Having a gf would ruin so many things I enjoy about my life that it would be miserable. The only benefits of having a female around is the unlimited pussy.. Which I get now WITHOUT the headache of the nagging. No thanks. But the rest of you kids, good luck!
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>>706477311
Highly doubtful
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>>706477311
ok
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>>706477311
I tried but for some reason 4chan hates my isp
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Bait
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rollin'
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fucking please
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Oh shit!
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ok
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K
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thanks
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O-ok
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If i dont then fuck you

i wont
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>>706477311
pls dont lie fam
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>>706477311
Reply?
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Thanks op
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>>706477311
everyone on this fucking website is so desperate lmao
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