Notch buy / back out part 9000
>>706475873
typical. fucking libcucks have no convictions
no
>>706475873
wut
noch was trolling and to deflect the hate he blamed hearts
WHO THE FUCK IS HEARTSTM
>>706475873
so what are we doing about the Hearts situation?
>>706475873
No u
Why did he back out
Fucking lol
God I wish was a billionaire.
>>706476077
shut the fuck up, hearts probably paid you to shill that garbage
>>706476097
the guy who decided 4chan's fate
>>706476097
the greatest philosopher of our time
>>706476155
he was trolling the whole time guys
>>706476210
Lmao
PRAISE HEARTS
Started by quads
Ended by twitter
>>706476097
Our paladin
HEARTS IS KING OF /b/
>>706475873
can someone fill an anon in?
>>706476210
you got me there /pol/
I don't understand what any f this is about. Has it got something to do with /fit?
>>706476368
Notch tweeted he would buy 4chan
Someone convinced him not to
Possible notch was trolling the whole time though
But in OP pic and recent tweet he says he was serious
so its up to big daddy shkreli?
>>706475873
Is notch throwing a paddy now? Fucking hell.
Also >Chaotic neutral
What's a good anime on Netflix for someone who's never watched anime before?
>>706476478
yes
>>706476368
>notch said quads and hed buy 4chan
>satan quints
>notch wants to give 4chan free speech
>also wants to censor racist jokes
>those things are incompatible
>he backs out
>>706476368
sure noch said he would buy 4chin if someone rolled quads someone rolled quads. then hearts talked him out of it. he was probably trolling anyway though
>>706475844
>/pol/ is key to its success
successfully shooting itself in the dick, sure.
>>706476582
It's for the best, as he said he'd censor racist jokes because they're "not just jokes and cause real harm" or some shit.
>>706476577
why does it got to 11?
>>706476563
watch one punch man and mob psycho 100
ONE is the guy who made those and its v good
PRAISE BE UPON YOU HEARTS
>>706476563
idk KLK and fma brotherhood are the only ones i know
>>706476563
Daredevil
>>706476728
>>706476742
Thanks guys <3
>>706476563
Seinfeld
>>706476563
House of cards
>>706476742
to be more specific the only ones i know on netflix
watch one punch man if you want a good one
He truly is the Anti-Christ.
>>706476537
Who's this shkreli I keep reading about?
>>706475873
Not him but...
I run a small business, i may not be a billionaire like him but i think i could make an offer for this web.
My only worry so far is, i dont know how much maintaining a web like this would cost.
So if i could find a decent hosting site in my country i might make an offer, as long as all of you are ok with it.
For now i'd like to keep myself as anonymous.
>>706476563
Luke Cage
>>706476965
Some jew
>>706476965
the faggot who jacked up the prices for cancer medication he said he'd buy 4chan but he was trolling
>>706476984
from what I heard it's roughly 20k a month to host 4chan now.
>>706476984
You are not going to buy 4chan. Gookm00t isn't desperate enough to sell it unless you're offering a very heavy price.
>>706476563
impractical jokers
Heartsâ„¢, that cute little bastard saved us from a fat queer who made games for autist broken condoms
>>706476965
Here he is on live stream researching our 4 channel
>>>706468556
>>706476984
fuck off we want based notch
fuck shkreli too
>>706477460
link
>>706477407
that shit hurts my eyes holy fuck
>>706477407
fuck
>>706477199
That's something i could afford.
Ill look onto it, as long as all of you are fine about it.
>>706477407
why are lolis so mean?
>>706476716
>>706477551
It was from yesterday. I took a bunch of screenshots. He was being a newfag.
>>706477407
to be fair, he'd probably be a better choice than most people that could afford the site.
>>706477575
If you can, I'd say its worth it. I love this hell we live in here and I don't want it to end. I'm a poorfag but I'd even fork over a few bucks a month on a pateron or some shit.
>>706477551
https://www.periscope.tv/w/asBR6jFlUkV4YW9EYk1Rd0F8MUJkR1lORURNYUxKWHPoiacvzYU2AEdi9d5bh56TYnQn27ccsk9BB9nLTqx3
>>706476984
it's on moots twitter from 2014 I think it was 150k a year maintenence costs
this killed the notch...
>>706477407
fine
>>706477812
Oh Heartsâ„¢, thy wisdom is infinite
INTERNET HATE MACHINE
>>706477407
does anyone else have imagus and when you move the full image preview it fucking electric soldier porygons everywhere
>>706477812
Bless you hearts you magnificent bastard
>>706477812
hearts you magnificent bastard
im pissed
I wanted today to be special
thanks for nothing notch
>>706478279
>>706478356
hivemind
>>706478385
winter trolls
>>706478428
>Implying the 90% of humanity doesnt think like that
>>706478041
>>706478279
>>706478356
Stop this samefagging, Hearts. You dun goofed
>>706476360
People still like this faggot?
Fuck /b/ is full of edgy teens these days
>>706478622
We are not samefagging faggot, he truly save us
>>706477575
Do it. 4chan ruled by a cool anon, accepting feedback from anons sounds great. Dunno about in practice tho but we'll manage
C U C K
U
C
K
why can't we have nice things ?
WHY ?
>>706478622
we're just being paid to shill for hearts
is the notch the guy who made reddit?
Notch had the potential to make 4chan slightly better, what a waste.
>>706478872
Where do you think you are Mr Serious shit?
>>706479104
better how? by protecting faggots like you from mean words?
>>706479104
too much of a thin skinned pussy tbh fam
>>706479051
notch is the one who made
me sad
>>706479022
Swedish Fedora Cuck
Nice things
Pick one
Where are we going to go when 4chan dumps? 4 chan dscord servers? 8 chan? This site will be lost in time. This place; where the soulless come to feel.
>>706479051
If you think it, maybe it is
>>706476097
the man who changed the course of history
>>706479329
who's this "we"?
you're not invited anywhere, faggot.
So that's it huh? We're some kind of suicide squad?
>>706479182
This for a start
>>706479458
neither are you, anon. we are anonymous, therefore we are equal
"Chaotic Neutral"
I just want Notch to shut the fuck up and stop sucking so many dicks while typing those illiterate tweets.
>>706479458
all around me are familiar faces...
>>706479807
wake me up
>>706479957
>>706479957
LITTLE BOY BLUE AND THE MAN ON THE MOON
>>706479803
you should read his tweets about psychedelics
I love drugs like everyone else but holy fuck he's trippin
Notch:
I'll release the code as open, move the servers to a freedom of speech host and even run it at a lost
Some random faggot:
Fuck you losing credibility (insults blah blah blah)
Notch:
Ok then I won't
Where were you the day that anon fucked themselves?
>>706480014
Hearts you fucking samefag cuck
Gtfo
>>706480132
on /b/ seeing the whole thing
>>706479588
Fuck you
>>706479022
>>706479155
I thought I was on /b/ not /cuck/
Seriously hearts is an unfunny faggot. And you all still gather around and collectively suck his cock. To what end? For what reason? Because the little faggot makes the occasional witty comment and has an anime icon?
You guys have fallen low. 4Chan was never a "good" place. But fuck it had some pride. Faggots like hearts were ridiculed, they were metaphorically spit upon.
It's okay, you guys will still have Facebook and reddit once 4Chan is gone.
>>706479612
Great, so no FBI but also absolutely nothing the FBI could even be interested in monitoring because he's even going to ban racist jokes.
>>706480132
Who cares. Notch would have driven it to the ground anyway. Not only does he have almost no idea how 4chan works, he has proven to us that all it takes is a few words of discouragement and he quickly gives up like a brat. Then he parades about it as if he planned the whole thing.
>>706477407
Fuck you.
>>706480132
>freedom of speech
>"I will ban racist jokes"
pick one.
>>706480641
>Implying he would ban racist jokes
Did you see him mod /drama/?
>>706476125
dont worry /b/ro me and fellow /y/rs are back tracing him
>>706480436
>But fuck it had some pride.
fucking top shelf kek,
/b/.... had some pride...
Notch is not a happy man. He's going to struggle to make it to 40.
>>706480436
we all need a few snacks. that would make shit a lot better...
>>706479329
I don't think it's even possible to migrate to another site.
looking at gg, it seemed a mass migration would actually happen, but it didn't.
people would only ever leave if 4chan actually shut down, and we'd all just be wandering around the internet, trying to find a nice site to settle in again
there won't be another place like 4chan
>>706480436
This anon knows
>>706480436
You can tell this anon has been around for a while and knows his shit.
>>706481106
you dont have to be on here for more than a week to know this.
>>706480436
>>706481011
>>706481106
c'mon brah... dont do this
>>706480832
I said 4Chan you illiterate fuck
Also newfag detected
You clearly weren't even here for roodypoo
>>706477407
fuk
>>706480775
He's already tweeted that he would do that.
Right after stating that he would not pay too much or do any work, that was his third thought.
>>706480877
Fuck WT Snacks.
We need the old moot
>>706476563
boku no baito
>>706476725
It's one louder.
>>706476929
That shit is break bad/death note tier garbage.
Why the fuck are people praising Hearts when Notch literally would have been the BEST option for 4chan?
Seriously, off yourselves.
>>706481915
fucking idiot this one
Thanks for nothing Heart
>>706478428
Man that's rare these days.
>>706481280
cute. when will you be posting your dick rate thread?
>>706480527
And that would finally kill this place.
>>706481269
Kill yourself cancer
>>706477407
fucking a
>>706480933
If you have a board other than /b/ that's small, you'll probably have a home somewhere else.
>>706481971
A rich NEET who would have kept the site alive and kept /pol/ in /pol/? This is a bad thing?
Who's the real idiot here?
[spoiler]it's you[/spoiler]
>>706481404
"how did you get that picture?"
>>706482083
>I can't think of a rebuttal
>uhhh, y-you got a-a small d-dick a-anon
Seriously anon, are you a fucking nigger?
>>706481915
edgy kids hiding their summerfag scent with old minecraft hate circlejerks.
50 years from now they'll ask us
Where were you when you let Hearts allow 4chan get taken over by nazis
And we'll say, we just stood by and watched
>>706476563
Chopped
>>706482745
Except we'll have no where to say it because 4chan will be dead
>>706482745
>implying 4chan will last another 50 years
>>706482408
did you seriously just try to spoiler on /b/?
GTFO YOU FAG
>>706482399
That's probably true.
Larger non-/b/ boards though, I've tried finding alternatives to those but they're either dead, or unbelievably low quality.
And to put salt in the wound, any active and decent quality alternative would probably not provide anonymity.
>>706480933
For the most part I migrated after that bs.
>>706482408
/b/ birthed /pol/. To keep them apart would be wrong.
>>706476742
Fma brotherhood isn't on it anymore
>>706483003
thatsthejoke.jpg
>>706477407
he's the best choice we got
>>706483289
/b/ is gay porn now
if someone could buy the site and put a rule down that there was a limit on porn threads to /b/ isnt just furries and foot fetishes, I would be happy. Half the reason /b/ is on the degrade is because nothing happens here, no frog space programs, no pool closings, just porn and complaining. Its just kids trying to fit in by claiming other people dont before jerking their little dicks to the hundreds of threads that get posted every day. Sorry for ranting, I could go on.
>>706478622
Faggot
>>706483466
>>706482745
First they came for the /a/ and I did not speak out—
Because I was not claiming a waifu.
Then they came for the /b/, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a /b/tard.
Then they came for the /mlp/, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a horse fucker.
Then they came for /pol/ —and there was no one left to speak for /pol/ except /r9k/ but they're all faggots, so /pol/ finally started the race war.
>>706476478
everything is bout /fit
>>706483622
>i-it can't possibly be! i-it couldn't have actually been the joke! Just gotta act superior a-and I'll be right!
>>706483155
Well part of the idea is that if your place is small enough you could as a community decide on a place to jump ship to and most of the people would be there.
In the possibility that 4chan is shut down, it's probably a good idea to find and decide on an alt-chan with the right infrastructure now.
>>706477407
godammit
>>706483923
GTFO YOU TURBO FAGGOT
GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A HUGE STICK
I HOPE YOU DROWN IN YOUR OWN VOMIT
>>706478465
"Buy 4Chan" is becoming a meme. But a meme with imminent repercussions.
Shall we run with it ? There's two outcomes:
1. Nobody takes buying 4Chan seriously anymore (if they were ever) and the site gets shut down, and we can all go outside, learn to people, get jobs, get girlfriends/boyfriends and learn to stop worrying about everything.
2. Meme magic turns this into reality, and this shitshow enters a new chapter. Mass internet drama may or may not ensure. "Buy 4Chan" meme lives into perpetuity.
>>706483608
Idk man. YL/C/RYL threads have been good. The random porn could go. Furries, fluffy abuse, and the sporadic atheist/Christian stuff is cancer. The real shit is any community shit. Whatcha drinkin/smokin. What kinda gun you carry(I know about half of you faggots can't carry legally. F), EDC threads. The occasional coded message thread. And anytime OP actually delivers. It's fun. And you expect to get called a nigger once or twice.
>>706484173
kek
>>706484187
>1.
people come here because they CANT do that.
>>706483727
Lost
>>706484337
They can't do that because they come here, too.
Anyone else ?
>>706476366
>>706476360
You guys are too nice.
>>706483618
Hey you kike what system font are you using?
I want to change my shit on clover but I have to do it system wide.
>>706484567
fuck you
>>706484577
Sans serif
i have like 34 dollars. if you guys pitch in, we can buy /b and save 4chan
well fuck this thread
>>706484567
>>706484567
cunt
>>706484634
Guys, stop fighting for a sec. You're being passively angry and 4Chan requires action from everyone right now.
Good god, /b/ used to be better than this. This feels more like /r9k/
Get yourselves together.
Option 1. The hearts pill
Option 2. The moot-v3 pill
>>706484866
Or that
>>706476097
If you want to be Steam friends, it's /id/HeartsTM
>>706484567
Ily hearts
>>706484763
>>706484577
Yeah he's actually correct lol it is sans serif
Ok look mother fuckers i will post this random pic just for you to notice me
This place is going down already
ChinkMoot cannot do shit, he said it openly, now Notch has an actual plan, if that manages to make 4chan stable, then we can stay, but if it becomes SJW's cucking palace, we can move out to 8ch or LibreChan or EndChan or 7chan or any shitty other chan we want.
>>706485099
Thanks this is the most famous I have ever been and I owe it all to a fat Scandinavian who got famous for a shitty lego game
>>706485095
SAUCE
>>706485336
Kek
wew
>>706480527
Just incase anything happens... NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>706485336
KILL YOURSELF
>>706485353
dude why
>>706481404
>>706485178
Of all the font names to choose I chose the correct one.
it was obvious noch was trolling from the start guys
>>706484763
>>706485178
Thanks bros.
>>706485276
Notch plan is kill already. He's already gone back to tweeting about global politics.
Who else could legit buy 4Chan ?
>>706484330
>And anytime OP actually delivers
the thing is, everybody here feels like they have to prove themselves in being edgy. Thing is, they fake so many threads to get (anonymous) approval that it really turns everyone off from doing fun stuff. Ill admit, I wasnt here for the golden age, but even im sad with how the board is right now. Porn and boredom, mostly.
>>706476563
Bozdunkler's Sword
>>706485048
option 3. we build a fucking wall and make those goddamn degenerate kikes in /r9k/ and /mlp/ pay for it.
>>706485048
what do those options mean?
>>706485276
aaaand im ignored
even with the pic
>>706485631
2nd troll in two days.
Therefore, I'm calling "Buy 4Chan" becoming a meme.
The ball is in our court folks.
>>706485768
ah ok so then its going down
>>706485873
stop looking for attention, alice. This is why we hate you!
>>706485768
Shkreli or some famous youtuber with a fuckton of money. Maybe another indie dev.
>inb4 scott cawthon turns /b/ into a christian board
>>706485873
I replied
>>706485768
PFA, my reply
>>706485925
Uh, kickstart the funds to have someone else buy 4chan.
You could have donation tiers like "Moderator" or some shit.
>>706485925
yep who should we get to buy 4chan next
>>706485873
that's because your post sucked
>>706486019
>inb4 scott cawthon turns /b/ into a christian board
This would be magnificent.
Feminists are already calling our site's death
>>706484879
https://www.bustle.com/articles/187476-4chan-is-on-deaths-door-thats-a-win-for-feminism
https://twitter.com/Spacekatgal/status/783043059785228288
> that's a win for feminism
>>706485336
>got reply on twitter
>mentioned on 4chan
>famous
Are you 12?
>>706486142
what if it turned into a sort of prison? Someone buys 4chan and actively censors it, but over time people start developing secret languages and shit to communicate under the watch of angry SJWs. For some reason that sounds fun as shit.
>>706486168
> 4Chan pustle bursts; trolls released onto the rest of the internet.
Yeah, I dunno about that one.
It'll be a win for professional internet censors tho. Very secure job for life, that one.
>>706486360
or we move to a different site
>>706486123
Scott Adams?
>>706477407
ffs not again
>>706486360
I thought it already was. What are memes ?
>>706486487
yes
>>706486486
We would never come to an agreement on one.
>>706486487
Oooh.
Hmmmm.
He does run forums. (He still does that, right ?)
>>706486123
Do you think Kim Dotcom would be into it?
>>706486611
2006 Release, 2.27 gb 1080p
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>>706486586
well fuck thats true
>>706486168
I was willing to let our clubhouse die then I think of all the bitches like this that would rejoice. I refuse to let them get the satisfaction
>>706486611
torrents, nigga
>>706486739
Good. Although... I shudder to think what kind of a shithole this place would become under his watch.
$45,000 is the price, right?
>>706486730
Not sure. I didn't even know he did at all.
I don't know shit about any of these potential buyers but if anyone attempts censorship on 4chan I say /b/ and /pol/ team up to render the site unusable.
There's poetic justice in the Internet hate machine, final boss of the Internet an heroing.
Who's with me?
>>706486807
It's 4Chan's existence that even gives them a career.
I wouldn't worry about that aspect.
The fundamental question is:
Shall we actively try to nuke this site for the glory or just let it slide into ruin ? Personally, I'm hooked on this site, and I could think of nothing better than to see it go up in glorious flames.
Then go and get a job, go to the pub, and have a fucking beer again and maybe even read a book and get laid.
Alternatively, I could just do all that but also laugh my tits off at Scott Adams trying to ride this bull.
>>706487102
agreed, and with the containment field down we spread like cancer to every site we can find.
People will beg for 4chan to return
>>706487102
sure
I hope some SJW group buys 4chan just for the lulz.
>>706486970
Oh yes. Link time.
http://blog.dilbert.com/
Shit he's disabled comments. He's probably stirred up the Twitter storm again.
>>706487646
Let's tweet/message Scott Adams that 4chan is for sale. He might jump on it. @scottadamssays
>>706487710
OK, I don't have twitter, but this is at least worth some entertainment.
Any takers ?
>>706487340
If we go out it needs to be on our own terms in a glorious blaze
What if Trump bought 4chan?
>>706485768
Trump?
>>706487835
trump is a cuck. After the election, he'll go back to sucking black cock.
>>706487824
Just go to 10minutemail make an account and tweet that 4chan is for sale.
>>706487827
Absolutely
>>706477407
ok
>>706487841
he'd shut down the cyber
>>706486611
Showbox?
http://downloadsshowbox.com/
>>706487835
>>706487841
He's in a political race. Associating his image with all of the negative press that 4chan is associated would be a bad move.
>>706485806
True. But even if it's getting some faggot to put a shoe on their head it's at least a little bit fun. It's the small shit like that that keeps people coming back. The "I remember when" and "that time OP did that" and "that time we saw a dead person". It adds a realism to the internet and we realize we're all actually people from all walks of life that interact in a world where otherwise we'd never know we all existed. Idk maybe I'm just drunk but shit dude, what else do we have if we don't have that? I mean as far as here. Irl we have lives but we come here for an outlet. And personal interaction is a shitload better than laughing at pictures and bananas all day.
>>706475873
>>706487978
>10minutemail
Doing it
>>706488389
Thats what i'm saying, it seems like people here forgot what made 4chan so special. The memories and the stupid shit is what gave this place any fame at all. I just want more of the fun shit, raids, (real) dubs decides, that kinda thing.
>>706488642
I'll probably make a thread on here and possibly /pol/ to tweet him.
>>706485095
Can you explain who hearts is and why they did what they did? And how they did it?
>>706488895
It's me and just read the tweets on Twitter it's pretty self-explanatory. Notch is an SJW now and he wasn't being serious in the first place. I'm just attention whoring in the wake of it all.
>>706485095
hearts is a faggot, that made notch back out
notch was dead ass going to buy 4 channel
then faggot hearts backed him out
>>706488799
I tweeted as @buy4chan but cannot see my tweet. tbh I don't twitter very well.
>>706488895
hearts is an undercover FBI informant. She was trying to get Notch to agree to broker a drug deal but he got suspicious and bailed.
Hearts always fucks up.
>>706486609
>8ch or LibreChan or EndChan
Based on all of the newfag cancer that has plagued this place for years that could be a great thing.
>>706489318
True, but how could we really filter that out? Maybe have strict guidelines on creative and good threads only?
>>706489255
You can see it on your profile.
He'll see the message eventually, especially if enough people are mentioning him.
>>706489094
>read the tweets
I don't even know how to twitter. But if you prevented an SJW frum cucking this place even more, then go you.
>>706485095
I just may do that.
>>706489430
there's always a shitposter
everywhere
>>706489430
censorship is never good
>>706489430
people would just gravitate to the community they liked best.
>>706488750
Yeah. It seems like the frequency is picking up. But it's getting drowned out by fluffy and boipucci threads. I made a dude fuck a piece of buttered toast(I think. I didn't stick around to see if he delivered). But it was fun. Hell even the RPG threads are kinda fun.
>>706487646
This is an active thread on /pol/ atm
>>>/pol/91395266
jews
>>706490101
right.
>>706489939
>Hell even the RPG threads are kinda fun.
Were you there for the Dark Souls one? That shit was the best thing ive done here in a while.
>>706489719
No, we just don't need 12 different porn threads at once. Censorship is fucking awful, i'm thinking more quality control.
>>706490101
woah-oh so edgy and random XDDDDD
>>706477407
this should be chris hansen honestly
>>706478622
you got me bubby.
>>706490190
we have spidey for that anon
>>706490190
my memes are to dank for you to even comprehend fag lord.
notch is a goddamn master tier troll
I cant see anyone else coughing up 100K to buy the thing and 150K a year to keep it running
would have been almost perfect though
>>706480359
jej
I need a good idea for the OP in the next thread, point out any flaws.
CONVINCE SCOTT ADAMS TO BUY 4CHAN
tweet this "@ScottAdamsSays @4chan looks like it's for sale contact @hiroyuki_ni if you're interested"
Don't have an account?
https://10minutemail.com/10MinuteMail/
>>706490734
>150k a year to run a message board
fuck youre a retard arent you?
>>706478872
go fuck yourself
>>706490190
Wasn't there for the dark souls one. Was involved in one for an hour or so before bed where a guy was about to be executed by the guard or whatever and trips decides and I layed out the scenario for the winrar and it ended with get on the floor and everybody walk the dinosaur. OP was a boss and played in a T. rex and made it a part of the story. Shit was cool. Not my usual cup of tea but I got into it and even kept it going for a bit.
>>706477137
>being this uninformed
>>706490865
I've notified /pol/ in their scott adams twitter censorship thread.
>>>/pol/91404812
>>706491126
I got banned earlier today, good luck.
>>706476965
Some /poltard/
>>706485336
fucking jej
>>706477483
Holy shit go away
>>706491228
Banned from /pol/ how?
>>706491498
he spoke freely
>>706477575
Dude nice
>>706490865
This looks good.
Add the scott adams shadowban image too, that's got people interested.
>>706487646
And/or shoop something up like a 4 sale sign
>>706476563
Bible black
>>706491228
How the fuck do you even manage that ?
How com his latest tweet was July? Is this all fake or did he delete it all?