H-hello Anonymous!
Want t-to have some tea and t-talk about psychology? I'm h-here to help!
nah
>>706471684
Hey Alice
bumpo
>>706471684
Can you make me a small snack Alice please.
>>706471684
Heya alice
>>706471684
>>706471684
>>706471684
tits
Heya Alice
>>706471684
Alice is a dirty fucking spammer. EXPOSED!
I like your knives Alice :3
>>706471684
What tea are we drinking
Hey, Alice how are you? Whats in the menu?
>>706471684
I would like a picture of that cute girl-cock!
stop making this thread mrs skeleton please you keep spooking me
>>706471684
psychology is a retarded psuedoscience
just like you're a retarded psuedofemale
I just failed my VORT test.
Have to wait two weeks before I can try again.
>>706472138
Y-yeah, not at all t-true.
>>706472161
Oh d-dear! L-let me pour you some tea...
Toasting in Alice bread~ <4
How was your weekend?
>>706472082
>>706471684
>>706471684
Why the fuck dont you show cock you huge homo?
Also, I like the tea set.
Tits?
>>706472205
whatever you say you retarded faggot.
>>706472205
Thank you, a cup of tea would be lovely.
>>706472205
You're so fucking cute. t. chat
>>706472161
Ha! FAGGOT! I passed that test on the first fucking try! Git Gud
Alice is for _____________
>>706472328
report button
>>706472270
You're the one wanting to see cock :^)
>>706472211
It w-went quite w-well!
>>706472104
I l-lack that equipment, s-sorry!
>>706472082
Hello! I'm q-quite well, you?
>>706472007
Hello!
>>706471898
H-how are you?
>>706471894
W-what would you like?
>>706471756
*waves*
>>706472328
report button
>>706472205
THAT ABSOLUTE TERRITORY GOD DAMN
A maid for a maid! Bumping!
>>706472407
Hi, Alice. How are you?
>>706472270
T-thank you, I cherish it a lot <4
>>706472313
T-thank you for admitting you w-were wrong <4 It takes a big person t-to do that.
I'm proud of you, Anonymous <4
>>706472485
C-can't complain, you?
>>706472407
Maid alice is best Alice how are you today?
>>706472522
stop sucking so much dick
Had a therapist tell me pretty much everything you've ever told me today, and she sounds kinda ready and able to help me deal with my billion pounds of baggage, so that's kinda nice.
What's on the menu today?
>>706472522
Stop sucking so much dick anon, you go blind that way
You draw those faces of just print them out.
>>706472407
Something light. Salad maybe
>>706472522
Alice who are you voting for and why is it Trump
>>706472522
Apathetic. Days pass by so quickly and are filled with so many unimportant things that feel important in the moment, life just gets away from you.
>>706471996
I agree.... tits....
>>706472522
did you get kicked out of /cgl/ for having too shitty of a wig?
or are you trying to validate yourself because you're such a disappointment to your parents?
T-todays tea is Zen, j-just like me <4
Allo, Alice.
I'm pretty happy, I'm making good progress towards making my Subaru WRX back to the condition I'd like it in. The driver's window was stuck about 1 cm down, and that's been fixed. I managed to get it all the way up where it will stay until I decide to replace the window motor.
I've hired a maid to clean my house because my roommates have kids and can barely keep up with them, which leaves the house a mess.
I'm frustrated with my roommate who stays at home, for being a layabout and not keeping on top of the kids, instead just sitting on his ass playing video games. His wife tries, but basically working 2 jobs, she can't keep on top of everything.
I'm going up to full time in my job delivering pizzas, so I'm pretty happy about that. Means more money to sort things out with.
>>706471684
yo, having no reason to live is not the same as having a reason to die. that said, I have no reason to live.
I could use some tea, it's getting cold over in Canada!
>>706472737
fucking faggot
kek
>>706472714
Cool
Hey all! just a based memer sitting on my chair staring depressed into a screen.
>>706472522
Hey Alice. My girlfriend broke up with me today, and I'm kind of a mess. Hope you're having a better day than I am.
>>706472785
Oh, that reminds me. I'm going on a date with a guy tomorrow. Going out for sushi. Should be fun. Hopefully it goes well.
>>706472606
J-just some tea <4 I'm g-glad you managed to get some help!
>>706472570
I'm d-doing quite well, how are y-you?
>>706472672
Isn't t-that part of its charm though?
>>706472710
*tilts her head* C-can I help you Anonymous? You s-seem very angry for some reason...
>>706472737
Oh m-my <4 Hired a maid like me huh?
>>706472897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwZ6hBwTogg
Kill yourself then faggot
>>706472969
i'm mad because you should be shitposting in /trash/ or /s4s/ where you belong.
>>706472407
Ive been lacking on my training. But im fine.
Hello there Alice, thanks for linking me!
Hello everyone, I hope you're doing ok, ans, if not, we can always talk about it!
>>706472753
What reason would you like? You can pick any one you like, Anonymous.
What do you want to do with your life?
>>706472768
P-plenty to go around, Horo <4
>>706472897
W-why so depressed, friend?
>>706472903
*wraps her arms tightly around you and squeezes* I'm s-sorry Anonymous, I'm so s-so sorry. I wish I could make it all better...
>>706472205
are you a fucking trap?
can i have a little bit less text stuttering
>>706472969
I guess. They'll come once weekly, but to keep up the housecleaning, might have to increase it to twice weekly. The maid came just last week, and the house is already a fucking disaster.
>>706473089
I'll say
>>706473103
why haven't you killed yourself today?
>>706471684
So are you going to show tits?
>>706471684
i remember when /b/'s celebrated girls were actually girls.
>>706472969
It is? How?
>>706473237
or attractive
>>706473082
*laughs softly* I've b-been posting here as Alice for five years. This is my home, and where I belong <4
With you, Anonymous <4
>>706473089
Oh m-my, what sort of training are you doing?
>>706473142
N-nope <4
>>706473143
I'll t-turn it down by.....12%, just for you Anonymous <4
>>706473186
Oh j-jeez, whjy d-does it get so bad so quickly?
>>706473237
M-me too! Today!
>>706471684
Wait this is a real thing? You mean you aren't a gay faggot in a dress but an actual chick? Did Hell freeze over too?
Hey, nice to see you again... Could you make some silly dance for me, Alice?
>>706473237
I miss when people didn't post pictures of Faye on /b/
>>706473334
5 years wow such an oldfag.
fuck off literal reddit.
>>706471684
Why do people eat when they are not hungry? how do you get people to stop eating if they are not hungry?
>>706473423
literal reddit
>>706473134
>horo
Holo, bro. It's fucking Holo.
>>706473189
You just wait ill train hard after i get out of work.
>>706473465
yes thats what i said thank you for reiterating
>>706471684
you need to get laid
>>706473200
Well, life does suck indeed, althoigh I don't have any reason to live, I don't really have any good reason to die, so until then, I'm stuck here with you. Why are YOU alive?
>>706473293
R-really? Cracky c-chan did something for you?
To each his or her own, I guess.
>>706473287
W-what do you mean how? <4
>>706473380
I'm a g-girl for real Anonymous!
>>706473393
S-sorry, my nerve damage is acting up t-today, so I'll need to rest.
>>706473423
T-that's just as Alice; I've been posting period since 2004.
I miss snacks.
>>706473438
B-because it is comforting!
You find the source of their problems, and help them with it, and they will stop eating <4
More webms Alice Pls
>>706471684
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wA0Xf9UnLv
>>706473334
I noticed your stuttering. Did something happen?
I've had a rough day, can I please have some tea, cutie? <3
Hey Alice, what's up?
>>706473607
Holy fucking cringe
Alice, do you have fun doing these threads?
>>706473607
You sound like the nosleepaudio guy
Hi, I broke my wrist and have to go to physical therapy for a month.
During that time I'm not allowed to jack it.
What do?
>>706473704
faggotry.
a horrible cancer riddled disease.
>>706473763
Become an hero
>>706473334
I've got 2 roommates, and they have two kids, one about 8 and one like 2, and the roommate that stays at home doesn't do more than the bare minimum of keeping track of them to make sure they don't die. As a result, none of their toys get cleaned up and even though he's home literally all day, none of the rest of the house ever gets cleaned up, until his wife, my other roommate, has time at home on the weekends to clean up, which she usually doesn't have energy for due to working 2 jobs. I'm incredibly frustrated because it's not my mess, and I've had to take responsibility for it (by hiring a maid) and at the same time, I have to watch the kids and make sure they're not getting into my shit that I have to leave in the common area (example: food I've left in the kitchen fridge has previously been destroyed when a child left the fridge door open and the dog went through the food)
I'm very frustrated.
>>706471684
You blew me off last time, cunt.
Now...
Answer me...
>>706471684
I wish more people did shit like this on 4chan. People used to but all these edgelords that now reside on 4chan scared them away
>>706472045
and I thought Im the only one on the world watching the oldest south park seasons.
Season 3 is my favorite tho.
>>706473704
J-just nervous is all <4
>>706473718
*pours some for you* <4
>>706473741
N-not particularly <4
>>706473763
Have y-you considered a fleshlight?
>>706473725
N-not much, you?
>>706473840
W-what?
![tAG_120189[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NV3vb9k.jpg "tAG_120189[1].jpg")
>>706473607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JggqTb4Yeu
t-tehe
>>706473334
Boxing!! I found my stregth there but recently i havent had time to go to the gym.but i do Alot of running, jump rope, hitting the bag, shadow boxing, and sweating.
So does it, er she have a cock?
>>706473935
No.
Do you have one you can recommend?
>>706473573
I mean that it's a huge waste of time. All those stupid little intangible things, favors for people, drama of some kind or another, etc is just shit. Even just a year from now, that stuff won't matter to me and yet I spend all day every day on those things.
>>706473834
wow dude where can i follow your fucking blog you retarded cunt
>>706473895
The jabronis threads were like this. They were banished to another realm. It was what the board wanted. And so it goes.
>>706473607
Oh god that was creepy af
>>706473834
You could always look for a new roommate in your area. There's always rooms for rent somewhere anon
>>706473935
Answer me you fucking nigger.
>>706473607
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wA0Xf9UnLv
dude you have the most rapiest voice, record some rape lines from animus
>>706473935
>N-not particularly <4
Y DO DEM
>>706473935
Alice, you are the best! Thanks for the tea! <3
>>706473834
*blinks and rests her chin on her hand*
Who owns the house or is the head on the lease?
Alice, can I have a hug? If not, some tea will suffice.
>>706473895
You can find more like this on reddit.
That's where you really belong anyway.
>>706473935
What the fuck richard!?
>>706473942
Dat shit dont work fam
>>706473935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb5ik46_5RA
Yuou need to calm down. Listen to the music in the link.
>>706474123
What in the literal fuck are you talking about
I failed my US History test Alice, What Do?
>>706474332
kill self
>>706474105
I'm paying $350/mo for space in a house a mile from my city's downtown. The location is about as good as I could possibly ask for, and I don't think I could find a better place for a similar price. Also, I just got moved in. I don't want to fucking move again. It's a pain in the ass.
>>706474159
My female roommate's mother.
>>706471684
Hello Alice what would you suggest to stop smoking, my lungs feel pretty shitty already
Are you going to post tits Alice?
>>706473895
I'm n-not easily scared <4
>>706473942
N-not me.
>>706473978
Oh y-yeah? That sounds really cool, w-what do you plan to do w-with that skill?
>>706474050
I'm n-not the best person to ask, lacking the equipment necessary....
>>706474061
In 4 b-billion years, this entire planet will be consumed by the sun. In the long run, we all die; enjoy the local meaning, and don't mind that it doesn't result in global meaning.
That's the healthy thing to do.
>>706474132
F-for you, Anonymous <4
>>706474150
It's m-my honor, Anonymous <4
>>706474305
Playing dumb ya lil cunt?
>>706474190
No faggot, when reddit did the subreddit purge, all the fucking edgelords migrated here.
The fact that you even brought up reddit like that leads me to believe yo are from reddit and migrated here no less then two years ago
>>706474092
It's on tumblr. Just search the tags for #completely_serious and you'll find it.
>>706474410
It was obvious that it wasn't you before I even considered listening to it.
>>706474165
*wraps her arms around you from behind and rests her head on your back as she squeezes you* M-my pleasure, Anonymous <4
>>706473935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb5ik46_5RA
Listen to the music in the link and calm down so you can regain a little composure.
>>706474410
Tits?
Does playing psychiatrist to a bunch of beta orbiters on /b/ help you feel better about your own mental issues, of which you clearly have several?
>>706474446
>No faggot, when reddit did the subreddit purge, all the fucking edgelords migrated here.
and how would you know that, king reddit?
the irony is big
>>706474410
You don't think it's a waste? You wouldn't look down on someone who gets caught up in those things and achieves less as a result?
>>706474573
This.
>>706474410
Alice, I want a big warm hug! Pleaseeeee
>>706474478
its alright, it gets better my nigga
>>706474478
faggot nigger
>>706474591
I was on /b/ when you refugees busted out boarders and set up shop
What kind of fucking degenerate makes a thread like this? Holy jesus fuckballs you must be one messed up motherfucker
>>706471684
Are you going to waste our time or are you going to post tits?
>>706474573
Everyone has their healing methods i think
>>706474705
so like 2 days ago?
fuck off newfag
>>706474727
There are not tits.
>>706474573
dude its the attention seriously think about it, shes the only girl that gets away with it without posting her tits, first since boxxy
>>706474573
>>706474643
Alice's mental issues are the least of your problems. Wait, why am I defending Alice?
>>706471684
Hey Alice, could you post some more pics of yourself?
H-hey, Alice <4
Teachers o-or maids?
>>706474727
It's a man, man.
>>706474349
Is it n-not possible for them to enforce some standard of rules?
>>706474357
I'd r-recommend trying CBD; it's a p-pretty potent anti-anxiety medication and h-has found much success in r-replacing nicotine.
>>706474573
S-sorry, I would never pretend to be a psychiatrist.
They are real doctors, with MD's, and I 100% am not a doctor, nor do I wish to be.
>>706474610
S-some people live more in 20 years than others d-do in 80; there is no one right way to live, and it isn't n-necessarily the time n-nor how it is spent that matters.
>>706474658
N-no!
*kisses your cheek*
>>706474726
T-takes one to know one, Anonymous <4 C-can I help you with anything?
>>706474758
Only newfags call people newfags. Did you not learn that last summer?
I'd advise you to lurk more
>>706474825
>shes the only girl that gets away with it without posting her tits, first since boxxy
that's not even remotely true newfag
these beta cucks respond to literally anything somewhat feminine.
>>706474349
>>706474159
Forgot pic.
>>706474928
>only newfags call people newfags
>implies newfaggotry
ironing continues
>>706471684
Sauce on trap, pls.
>>706474914
can you help me figure out why you haven't killed yourself yet?
>>706474964
It's why trap threads are so popular
>>706474914
*Turns my head to kiss your lips* haha
I love you, Alice.
>>706474410
Ill like to become the world champ that way i can help my family and my community. I was poor once but ive work hard to enought money to be considred middle class. Plus i get to use my anger and strength the rightway and not hurt innocent people.
>>706472205
thats a dude...
>>706474914
If my landlord had a problem with my roommates laving the house a mess all the time, she would have already made a stink about it. The most I hope for right now is that my sister coming into town for a couple weeks can get my roommate off his ass and actually getting shit done.
>>706475117
>*Turns my head to kiss your lips* haha
i want to get off this ride
>>706475045
>ironing
You aren't very good at this, the least you could do is make a show of it. Just saying the same thing over and over again is asinine
>>706474914
What the fuck ricardo!?
>>706474825
S-sorry, but attention is n-not what I want here <4
I don't show my face because I am NOT an attention whore.
>>706474884
I'm f-female, thanks <4
>>706474851
*patpat* It's okay, h-happens to everyone <4
>>706475055
I l-literally just took these pictures. The "sauce" is what you are l-looking at!
>>706475097
Of c-course!
Because I haven't helped everyone on /b/ yet.
>>706475142
T-that sounds like a good outlet <4
>>706475199
S-sorry, it's not!
>>706474914
Heya Alice, can I have some tea?.. And maybe a hug too?
>>706475262
great counter argument chap
>>706475250
Mr.Bones' ride never ends.
>>706471684
Tits and a timestamp cunt
>>706474726
lol this is an actual person
>>706471684
can you fix my crippling depression and constant suicidal thoughts? :D
I fell down a few flights of stair and broke an arm and a nose. From there I was rushed to the hospital and the only person that showed up within the next 12 hours was my ex-Girlfriend who I hate with a fucking burning passion. With flowers and shit like I was dying. I had to deal with her for like 3 hours. Now with a broke arm and I cant even do easy shit like write, eat or play video games and shit. RIP my Social life for the next month and a half. Where do I even go from here? If no one showed up the first day but her does it mean everyone hates me? I fucking wrote this all with my shitty left hand that still works.
What do you see anon?
>>706475319
Absolutely <4 H-have as much as you want <4
>>706471684
Dude, you need help.
>>706474914
>S-sorry, I would never pretend to be a psychiatrist.
I'm sorry, are you not the same Alice who starts (used to start?) the regularly scheduled "Ask a psychiatrist anything" threads? Or did you stop labeling them as such because people kept calling you out on your armchair psychiatry?
Also you didn't answer my question.
>>706475344
Was never meant to be a counter argument
Just read through the thread and it made me want to kms even more than I already do. Thanks!
>>706475284
You haven't helped anyone on /b/
Hugbox discussions are proven not to fucking work, just look at furries, bronies, and/or any other autist-positive community.
I've saved my best friends life through tough love. what the literal fuck have you done?
you're disgusting and what you perpetuate is disgusting.
>>706475445
Are y-you in treatment, Anonymous? How old are y-you, how are you feeling?
Tell me everything. I'm here for you.
>>706475284
What the fuck ricardo richardson!?
>>706475284
>Implying you need to show your face to both get attention or be an attention whore.
>>706475462
Thank you Alice, you always make my days a little brighter.
>>706475284
>S-sorry, but attention is n-not what I want here <4
>I don't show my face because I am NOT an attention whore.
You keep telling yourself that
>>706475455
Chihuahua with a gun in its mouth
>>706475284
Why are people so mean in these threads?
>>706475706
What the guck richard!?
>>706475597
Alice has helped me numerous times, I don't know where you've been, but there are always a few people that pop in to say thanks
>>706475455
I see two dogs tearing apart a little girl.
Fuck.
>>706475284
>Women
Riiiight ISPs that where true you already would have shown your tits.
>>706474914
>I'd r-recommend trying CBD; it's a p-pretty potent anti-anxiety medication and h-has found much success in r-replacing nicotine.
Can i get CBD without a prescription or should i ask my doctor?
Can we get a book recommendation from this QT waifu?
>>706475597
This is absolutely incorrect. Alice has helped me through a great deal recently. She's a sweetheart. Dick or no Dick.
>>706475776
What the fuck richard!?
>>706475284
Gotta go to work now. See you later Alice youre pretty awesome. *Hugs*
>>706475468
I s-started "ask a psychologist" threads <4
>>706475464
I'll accept d-dude as a gender neutral term, b-but thank you for your concern doll <4
>>706475587
Anything I c-can do for you, Anonymous? <4
>>706475597
Actually, the exact opposite is proven in many studies; tough love generally is far less effective than a supporting environment.
B-but don't let the science get in the way of your attacks on me, Anonymous <4
>>706475852
>Riiiight ISPs that where true you already would have shown your tits.
What?
>>706475598
I've been in treatment for going on 4 years, I'm 16 and how am I feeling? Obviously I want to off myself, duh :P
>>706472205
I don't care what you are. But you served some tea with a maid uniform. That's all I need in this life.
>>706475928
will you help me with my endless spiral of depression?
>>706475942
What in the actual fuck richard!?
>>706475455
I honestly see a pelvis bone...what does it mean?
Alice? Can you answer this for me, pretty please?
>>706476071
Richard
>>706475667
I d-do my best.
>>706475706
T-thank you, I will <4
>>706475776
People don't like what they don't understand.
>>706475852
>ISPS that where true
There is so much wrong with this statement that I can barely parse it.
>>706475856
D-depends on your location; consult local laws. It is usually legal if sourced from THC-free hemp oil.
>>706475928
*hugs tightly* H-have a good day at work!
>>706475890
From a Buick 8 or Metro 2033
I just want to see his dick.
Hi
>>706476150
RICHARDDDDD
>>706476150
I suppose you're not going to record a short hello for me, are you?
I think i am in love with the person you are on here.
where did it all go so wrong for me?
Imagine in the future where 4chan gets shut down by an obvious combined forum board like reddit/twiter/google with millions of users in the next 20 years. what do we have to represent this place? this fucking weaboo pretending to be an anime character, stuttering and feeding some low lives devoid of emotion.
>>706475942
Psychology studies are about as accurate and meaningful as you are.
Which is not very in case you were wondering, champ.
>>706474914
Ah... Thanks, Alice. I guess I've been worrying too much about my time wasting away. <4
>>706475455
A knight with wings, What do you think it means nigger?
>>706475450
Get someone to download every season of south park, then binge them all. Have a good time ;)
>>706476150
Alice, how do I deal with being replaced in my life? It feels like everyone I know moves on and finds someone better. Thoughts?
>>706476274
You were born.
>>706476222
Oh the trips, you may allsuck my dick richards
>>706475752
>>706475841
>>706476071
It means you're all fucked in the head
>>706476150
>Buick 8
Isn't that just Christine?
>>706476274
Alice doesn't love you back, sorry.
>>706476012
W-what kind of treatment? What procedures, what medications?
As well, s-should you really be here on /b/, young one?
>>706476015
I'm g-glad you enjoy it <4
>>706476025
Of course. Tell me how you feel.
>>706476235
M-my voice isn't very pleasant, sorry <4
>>706476274
A-ah? This is w-who I am, Anonymous <4 Not just here.
>>706476295
Alice is f-from a video game, doll <4
>>706476344
Then use it more wisely. Make every day count.
>>706476150
He meant that if you where a girl, you would have shown your tits by now.
>>706475455
