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NOTCH BUY
>>706469638
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE DONT BUY IT.
NOTCH BUY
SHIT PLEASE SOMEONE ELSE BUY IT BEFORE HE DOES!
>>706469638
OH GOD WHAT THE HELL HAS BEEN HAPPENING THESE PAST TWO DAYS
this is winter boys
>>706469638
THE MODS DELETED THE LAST THREAD. THEY DON'T LIKE THIS.
SOMEONE ELSE BUY IT NOW ANYONE ANYBODY BUT NOTCH
>>706469638
we should make a new hashtag for this historic event
#notchmoot
SOMEONE ELSE BUY IT NOW! PLEASE PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF 4CHIN.
>>706469873
dickhead mods
>>706469873
the mods didn't deleted it, it got pruned
#minemoot
>>706468556
Notch , show yourself
PLEASE COME ON, SOMEONE ELSE BUY 4CHAN BEFORE NOTCH DOES!
Holy cow. Notch's gonna save our souls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
>>706469817
It's ok, notch said he would host servers in a country of free speech. notch is the saviour we have been waiting for. notch will make 4chan great again, mark my words.
>>706470000
What's wrong with notch?
for winnieh poe
>>706470059
ARE YOU SURE? PROOF?
>>706469638
Remember remember the third of october
>>706469708
>>706469817
>>706469892
>>706469949
fuck off same fag
hiro doesnt care about us, notch is out only hope
#minemoot
>>706470000
>>706470059
NOTCH IS NEW HUSBANDO CONFIRMED
>>706469638
/b/, keep the fire warm, I have to go take a shower. If I come back and Notch was trolling, I swear to god you're all a bunch of fags.
>>706468556
>>706470155
2nd and 3rd has been Insane
>>706470000
Now we have 2 quads for 2 purchases.
is moot going to kill 4chan?
>>706470119
He did
Notch buying 4chan could be the best thing to ever happen to this site.
>>706470302
Y tho
is notch going to kill 4chan?
>>706470000
i
>>706470330
who knows
thanks Mr billionaire
>>706470330
moot already abandoned ship last year, we've got mook now.
>>706470000
Notch, you buy or we buy you
>>706470302
What happend yesterday?
this thread right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oreOVKNAqw
Mootcraft
>>706470467
Why are you doing this?
>>706470359
martin shkreli trolled the hell out of yesterday and now noch is doing the same
>>706470000
CHECKED
>>706470454
Some troll jew
>>706470189
>only hope
>hope
notch is known for maintaining a community full fucking 10 years old so this could work out.
#gofuckyourselfe
>I'm also too lazy to figure out how to reach whoever i need to reach, so do the work for me. Also won't buy if it's too expensive.
WE NEED TO HELP HIM
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
>>706470506
because the speed of this thread.
He has a candy wall in his house.
He knows his shit
>>706470379
the other half.
Someone dox Hiroyuki Nisimura and send his contact details to the lazy shithead Notch.
SAY BYE TO /POL/
>>706469638
Fuck off Notch. You already have all the money in the world. How you benefit off buying 4chan?
On behalf of the whole of 4chan, we accept your offers
Someone get Hiro on the line!
>>706470513
Missed pharmajew trolling where can I read about it? Ne1 have caps?
>>706470657
I'd sell poll down the river for notch to own 4chan. Lets do it
Rising epic bread
But-but moot
>>706470683
He doesn't. We do.
>>706470657
>>706470692
>Newfags wanting this massive faggot in charge
>>706469638
>implying the chink is gonna sell it
>>706470683
he created autism a long time ago in 2009. Now he must do what he can to stop it
>>706470000
This is destiny
"stop joking about racism"
what else is this place for?
>>706468556
And we have ademand too notch give us back all those lost boards.
>>706470657
>>706470734
is already gone bby. He left last year, didn't you notice?
>>706470657
not /pol/!
He shall now be known as Nootch
PLEASE NOTCH, BE THE HERO THE CHANS NEED!
I no longer trust Jackie 4Chan.
>>706470734
Look at that weak fag..
Who the fuck is notch?
>>706470802
MAKE 4CHAN GREAT AGAIN
>>706470692
>stop joking about racism
>>706470683
I think you're misunderstanding something. Notch buying this dump of a website would benefit all of us.
Notch please if u see dis, buy the site and shut it down, we need help.
>>706470722
/pol/ is the brains of 4chan. /pol/ is how 4chan connects with the real world. /pol/ changes the real world.
Fuck it I'll buy it and let it grow like a plant I'll never water, how much for this dump?
All in one OC if anyone wants
>>706470915
the (now) billionare, formally poor fuck who made billions from making minecraft.
>>706470810
Porn
>>706470915
inventor of faggot block game (aka minecraft )
>>706470683
He would do it out of boredom, nigga is so rich he doesn't know what to do anymore.
>>706470734
MOOT IS DEAD FAGGOT
HE OVERDOSED HIS FILTHY CUCKASS WITH THE SEMEN OF SORROW
>>706470467
Best post in this thread.
>>706470980
I don't doubt you believe that
>>706470657
>stop beleiving in meme magic
>meme magic is real
the fuck is this
All hail Notch chon.
I have the fix guys, what if we buy the site with 100 satoshis?
>>706470980
/pol/ is a faggot hug box of sheltered retards that complain about minorities all day and jewish take over. Fucking sockchuckers
>>706470842
NO, HE DIDNT LEFT US, HIRO WAS BLACKMAILING HIM, T-THAT MUST BE YES!!
autistic minecraft guy to own autistic site? why not.
>>706469638
FUCK OFF WE WANT SHKRELI
>>706471103
It's meme magic.
Notch please shut us down...
>>706470657
Oh notch, you old troll you...
...right?
>>706471174
/pol/
oh shit he didn't
>>706470692
>>706470932
he has a point tho
racism was a meme first
4chan was pretty fucking liberal
then newfags didnt understand the memes
4chan is now filled with racist newfags
>>706471161
Moot left us to rot in the corner, notch is our salvation
I prefer squared bearded man than That stupid ass greedy faggot moot.
>>706471243
>>706471243
>>706471161
i miss moot
Notch please set the file size to 1gb! what im suppose to do whit all this gifs!?
>>706470059
why would anyone want him to buy this?
if we go down that path, 8 year old kids will want to come here and later this will be sold to microsoft.
>>706471156
How the fuck did all these redditors make it through customs?
>>706470982
The intial cost isnt the problem. The problem is running it year to year.
And oh yeah, good luck not watching over a site that frequently hosts CP from its users
>>706471359
I don't
>>706471301
>4chan was pretty fucking liberal
Wow, when did you start lurking? 2012?
>>706471156
Fuck you shitskin. Im betten your a poon loo or mexicunt.
So Notch's only request is for us not to joke about racism? That's going to be a huge problem.
Would prefer Shkreli tbh
>>706471301
Die in a chemical fire
>>706471301
>this
we can drive off the newfags, *and* reduce traffic (and therfor cost to maintain) in one fell swoop
this is turning out to be actually a pretty good gig
>>706471423
Believe it or not, but most of the other boards greatly dislike /pol/
Even /b/ which says a lot.
Listen here, you Swedish fuck. You don't have what it takes to own this site. You're a cuck, just like everyone else from your refugee ridden hellhole. Go back to making games for autistic manchildren.
>>706471612
Well, he is not saying anything about other types of you know... "fun"
https://www.twitter.com/notch/status/783093168271073280
NOTCH THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>706471423
> implying
The only thing /pol/ can do
>>706471301
4chan is and always has been libertarian, with a bunch of faggot liberals and natsocks to the fringes. /pol/ is like that too, we just pretend to be fascists to keep newfags like you away.
>>706471301
anon you are an idiot to believe this. 4chan is not what you want it to be. not liberal, not conservative, not racist, racist, sexist, not sexist...
gtfo normie
>>706471301
Eat a dick. With cheese. And cheep costco wine
>>706470692
Stop joking about racism?
He understands nothing about 4chan.
GOOKMOOT IF YOU'RE LISTENING DON'T FUCKING LET THIS MAN DO IT
>>706471301
no you fucking faggot, 4chan was the land of the ultra right until you cock guzzling rainbow haired quadruple niggers ran in with your muh chanology niggery and gave know your meme and cheezburger hits because you didn't know what the fuck a shoop da whoop was. SPOILERS: CELL IS A NIGGER.
Nobody will ever love you and your life won't amount to anything and Trump is going to win in November and the Supreme Court will be ours forever. Since you can't go back in time and abort yourself yet, do yourself and everyone a favor and kill yourself now.
This is happening because kony, why didn't we just execute him when we could back in 2012?
notch seems like a huge fan of... pizza
>>706471510
He was our faggot though, he was ours
Shkreli openly said he is fine with us saying anything. None of that don't joke about racism nonsense. JS
https://twitter.com/notch/status/783094331368280064
confirmed Asuka-fag
I DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL
You know guys, this is getting like the ending of S.T.A.L.K.E.R Shadow of Chernobyl where everything goes fucked up.
>>706471757
top kek right here
>>706471423
>>706471728
/pol/ is what /b/ used to be.
>source: oldfag here>>706471728
>>706471805
>4chan was the land of the ultra right
What's it like being 14? 4chan isn't anything you dumb fucking faggot. 4chan has always been whatever it needs to laugh at whoever they're fucking with.
Where the fuck do you think "For the lulz" came from?
Go jack off to a picture of trump.
>>706471917
He's obviously the best choice.
>>706471557
I was in a role playing forum, the guy who hosted the server had to move out of his mom house so he couldnt keep hosting the site
so we and a dozen more guys moved here
we were kinda known tripfags
>>706471829
because if Africa is allowed to become stable they'll breed even more and demand more gibs instead of sorting out their own fucking problems. They can't hope to become civilised until they take care of their own shit.
>>706470980
/pol/ is the reason j-list pulled their ads, dipshit.
All this bullshit with Hillary and nazi-themed Pepe memes is why the site is in trouble now.
You are not the brains of the site, you are a bunch of nazi shitheads ruining things for everyone else.
>>706471958
>>706469638
Notch is a libtard.
Fuck no don't buy it.
>@notch If you buy @4chan then make the code public.
Are you fucking stupid? It's just modified futaba, which is already open source.
>>706472053
i agree shrkeli is a /b/tard that never found /b/
>>706472025
anonymous strikes again!
lulzsec was for the lulz.
4chan is for the mindless perverted racist fucks.
sabu forever!
rip in piece sweet prince
>>706469638
i for one whole heartedly accept that fedora tipping meme loving mine crafting total biscuit lookalike as the new moot.
>>706471879
He was an idiot.
Getting threads spammed out does not equate free speech.
>>706471510
That bitch just realized that she didnt had the levels, so she become what she is, a slut, our creator dont deserve a slut
GUYS
https://mobile.twitter.com/notch/status/783095591609864192
Notch! Can I have some money please, I want a Breitling Transocean 1461.
I like Notch.
>>706469638
stick to making faggoty time wasters. leave this faggoty time waster alone.
>>706472235
>t. newfag
>>706472190
Yeah he'll make the code public just like he made the minecraft code public.
4chan will be sold to Microsoft, except instead of a million dollars it'll be $4.25.
>>706472139
I actually think notch is perfect, he is all about the bantz, which in the end is what 4chan is, for the lulz. He said he didn't care what we did in the site, and that he would support the site, even if it was a financial loss.
>>706472018
/pol/ before the election is what /b/ used to be
Now it's a trump fag fest and I BET UR A LIBERAL comments
calm down /pol/tards everything is okay
https://mobile.twitter.com/notch/status/783095591609864192
you can still be racist
>>706472329
i dont understand. what is this retard babbling and how can he spot the difference?
>>706472096
This
/pol/ is fucking shit up for the whole site
>>706472246
Sabu is a snitch
Noch our main man now?
>>706470393
hiroshimoot*
FIFY
>>706472512
The funny thing about /pol/ is that it started out as a fucking joke, but then a bunch of ultra right-wing cucks came over thinking it was some kind of fucking hugbox.
They refuse to leave.
>>706472579
fuck you. it's the only thing of any value on this godawful website.
Notch is trolling all of you
>>706472329
Not looking good.
If quads notch dies and moot kills hiro
>>706470591
No u
>>706470980
>autism
>internet memes matter irl
kys
:amIbluetexting?
>>706472782
got any evidence or any reasoning why?
>>706472782
He is the light in the darkness, our only hope
post your face when you heard that /pol/ is going to recycle bin
>>706472782
He's b8ing us
>>706472651
who's snitching now faggot?
>>706470339
>Let you degenerates do your thing forever
NOTCHMOOT4LIFE
>>706472329
anons cannot into sarcasm
>>706472758
If you think black people are equal to whites then you don't believe in evolution.
If you don't believe in evolution then you're probably a creationist, if you're a creationist then you're a dumb fuck.
Either way you're a dumb fuck.
I'm samefagging in this thread and arguing with myself how does this make all of you feel
>>706470933
How?
Is 4chan even for sale though? What are you people freaking out about?
Maybe if he buys it, all the cucks will leave and go to reddit or some shit.
>WWAHHHH
>WWAAAHHHHHH
>WE THINK HE'S GOING TO BAN STUFF
>SO LET'S GET OUTRAGED AND COMPLAIN
>>>ABLOOBLOOBLOOO
Just leave. Literally nobody's going to miss you.
>>706472206
he one of us for sure.
>>706472907
Have fun when we flood the entire site like last time
>You can make a joke about killing yourself, but you do not jokingly put a loaded gun against your temple.
I guess that's okay considering /b/ is probably the only place where people will actually announce suicide.
>>706472096
who gives a fuck about j-list what the fuck?
>All this bullshit with Hillary and nazi-themed Pepe memes is why the site is in trouble now.
>mfw lulz of that proximity haven't been happen made from /b/ since at least 5 years now
>mfw anon complains about racism and expose which is what made /b/ interesting in the first place
hello newfriend
>>706470734
Why is his mouth always dry
>>706469638
Wtf really?
>>706473027
Read the thread. He wants to give 4chan users more freedom.
>>706473037
yesterday, hiro told shkreli that he isnt selling 4chan
i dont know what everyone is freaking out abkut
>>706473070
this. i been trying to figure out which troll method he uses.
https://twitter.com/notch/status/783097360100405248
I think /pol/ is on suicide watch
>>706472206
who dat shrkeli faggot?
>>706472907
>>706470657
Im actually up for it.
I dont mind racism, but /pol/ uses it as a forced meme.
>>706471301
This. This so much.
Newfags don't understand 4chan is the land of the excluded. Virgin beta, faggot, trans, niggers. Everybody can speak and say whatever. You can't be more leftist than that.
>>706472987
>If you think black people are equal to whites then you don't believe in evolution.
>>706472857
He knows .....
>>706470864
Kek /thread
>>706472096
>j-list
Their product line has been lame for years, there are way better sites out there tbh
>>706470860
Underrated post
Calm down people, notch won't ban anything. He has the financial support 4chan needs. Hell, he'll go through court to legalize CP just for the banter.
>>706473265
i think you have the wrong link anon
>>706473301
I don't think you actually understand what "the left" is.
>>706473301
unless you are a school shooter
/thread
>>706473125
>mfw all boards will be made great again when /pol/ migrates to the shitty boards
