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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>706446858
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
カラミチーマス
I know who I choose. All y'all waifus never spoke to you.
>best fox claimu
Finally pne of you lazy cunts made a new thread
Still here with crippling depression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpDbvlAI_A0
>>706465278
Also my waifu has the best theme:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ECkDIZJmXt0
OKAY!
So I plugged in the HDD and all the bells and whistles seem to be working!
Tho I did get an alarming error code. Apparently if a siren goes off the CPU is overheating on reboot, but after reinspecting the heat-sink and processor I think I didn't have it completely fastened.
A quick reboot and no siren alarm! I think I might be done.
We'll see!
>>706465850
*hugs*
>>706466735
*hugs*
>>706465850
So am i
>>706462600(Nepu)
A quiet night is nice too though
>>706462777(Yuno)
777 get again
YOu know you just hate me for no reason :(
>>706465795
>pats the best fox
>>706466735
Hello Mai
I'm breaking my back just to know your name
Seventeen tracks and I'm done with this game
A breaking my back just to know your name
But heaven ain't close in a place like this
Heaven ain't close in a place like this
I said heaven ain't close in a place like this
>>706467571
I think this is the first time I've seen you post more than just
>Mai80
How are you doing?
Seija claimed.
Anyone know where I would be able to find more fanart of her? I don't have shit
>>706467719
Fucking new
>>706467528
Let's kill the sun for what we are
And leave me here with God
And I will pay my sins,with my own blood
So paint this world in black,no need to carry on
Our God is better off,when we're all gone
>>706467814
Why yes, that is an accurate statement
>>706467117
Pats the best wonderland dweller
>>706467890
I don't listen to edgy music
Wanna add me on MySpace?
>>706467719
I usually do just post Mai80.jpg and then lurk.
I'm doing fine, how are you?
So nail me, nail me to the cross
Oh baby, fail me, fail me just for us
Now haunt me, haunt me in my dream
Oh baby, thrill me, kill me, sins redeem
>>706468069
Yeah my name is xXxx_PnkGui_xxXx
So apparently Markus Persson (Notch, Autismblocks creator) is attempting to buy 4chan
Interesting.
>>706468750
Fucking why
>>706469105
Someone rolled quads, and he though that was a good enough reason.
I've heard that he isn't too big on political correctness however, so he nay leave it as is.Or he may turn it into some shitty Reddit clone, who knows.
>>706468750
he would do a better job than the last guy did
>>706469373
That's kind of based tbh
>>706468065
>
>>706468262
I have nothing to complain about today, thank you for asking.
How come you lurk so much?
>>706469551
Yeah Hiroshimoot isn't doing too hot
>>706469574
He is relatively based yeah.Especially for a Swede.
>>706469583
Where is everyone else?
>>706469746
I think they might have died :(
>>706469583
I only ever post when someone replies to me, and that's not often.
Whats going on in this thread?
>>706470496
I will reply to you when I see your post :)
So what do you do for fun?
>>706470577
Pretty much nothing
>>706470577
It's a mystery!
>>706470777
Well then. Carry on.
>>706470919
Id investigate but I have to get back to work.
>>706470401
So, wanna fuck?
>>706470496
I'll reply to you
>>706470577
Absolutely fucking nothing
>>706470919
Hot
>>706470869
hi geholo
>pets back
>>706471066
work is lame, do things here instead!
>>706471109
Is it?
>>706471303
How're you doing?
>>706470577
Stuff.
>>706471381
better since I got home. How are you?
https://twitter.com/notch/with_replies?lang=en
It might actually be a thing guys
>>706471066
I guess trips confirm that thread is dead rn
>>706471109
I don't know, you aren't Dr Pepper, Nazrin or Nepu. I'll have to think about it
>>706471257
Yes, what do you do while you lurk? When you have nothing going on?
Name one thing she did wrong.
Protip: You can't.
here
>>706472181
She didn't shoot the antagonist did she?
>>706471381
Quite
>>706471768
We can repopulate the human race
>>706471768
No 4chan is buying Mojang
>>706471709
I've had another lazy day
planning on sleaping early and going to campus at a decent time tomorrow
>>706472367
Perfect!
Hey /Waifu/ what's up???
>>706471434
Hello Laura
>>706472181
Homura did nothing wrong, she was misunderstood the whole time
>>706472367
Unless you're a lady, or I'm a lady, that won't work
>>706472379
That would suck. Hiroshimoot can't even keep this going smoothly, it would be a mess if that happened
>>706471768
I browse 4chan and cry.
>>706472934
Wait no.
Notch might buy 4chan
>>706472367
She only shot the antagonist repeatedly repeatedly
>>706472557
that sounds like a wise idea. Tomorrow is my lazy day
>>706472869
The ceiling.
>>706473229
That's not an antagonist.
>>706465850
Maybe you'd be less depressed if you actually had a decent picture of your bitch whore?
>>706473558
I feel like i have more pics of sachi than sachi has of sachi, and i don't even like sachi
Also my captcha was the town i was born in. That's kinda weird.
Bum ba dum bum.
>>706473215
4chan will not be cheap to buy.
>>706473755
Some people just collect garbage and don't even have the brains to look for better. Every time I see that loser I laugh at his misfortune.
>>706473105
Why do you cry, what's the matter Mai?
>>706473901
Hello Mizore
>>706473930
Notch called it off
>>706474080
I'm joking.
>>706474246
I've heard the DNC will attempt to make an offer. Under an assumed name of course. They seem to be desperate.
>>706474426
Hello me
>>706472557
Galil is perfect, yes.
:^)
>>706472934
You can be a lady you just need to put on the skirt...
>>706473229
Good
Good evening, /waifu/.
Thread's looking pretty dead..
>>706474682
You mean comfy?
>>706474613
Hey Mi Liu.
Why do you post so infrequently?
>>706475008
Because I hate this thread and want to die
M E M E
A
G
I
C
>>706474883
That's another way to put it, sure.
How goes it, Tatsumaki?
>>706474682
It's not dead, it's taking a nap
>>706474426
But, are you really?
>>706474647
I'm not sure how I feel about that statement
>>706474682
Hello again Alice. Where did you disappear to?
>>706475408
Put the bottle in the BUTT
>>706472934
Hi.
>>706473901
Through some unintentional research, it turns out you have a /trash/ counterpart.
>>706473558
she's my wife not my "bitch whore"
>>706473755
I have around 300 but I only regularly use like 10
Emi Ibarazaki for best Katawa, also claimed.
>>706475150
Well, I missed you.
>>706475434
Yes.
>>706475762
Dem legs
>>706475780
I missed me too
>>706475434
I was out and about shopping.
About that thing you asked me earlier, I want to see a song from the metal genre that you like.
It's hard to convince people you dont have a drinking problem when you have a 2nd fridge just for beer
>>706475408
What are you up to tonight?
>>706475695
How are you doing this evening miss Bodewig?
>>706475780
That's good to hear
>>706476099
Well, I happen to actually be listening to this particular song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3zmwdoCGds
How was the shopping trip?
>software drivers are shitting the bed
Oh for fuck's sake.
>>706475614
Your too late!
>>706475695
I wat?
>>706476319
Playing party hard and burning stuff.
>>706476146
>Drinking
>Problem
These words don't make sense to me, how can you have a drinking problem?
>>706476501
I don't know what this means
claimed
>>706475918
Fine, be like that.
Reminder that Diplomacy needs more people
Playdiplomacy(dotcom)
Search "Waifu wars"
Password:/b/waifu
>>706476693
Hey Felix
When your waifu gets an upgrade
>drinking forever edition
Stuck in Japan for another week
>>706476624
Trust me, you can.
>>706476099
Hi Alicetroid
>>706472181
She's selfish and horrible.
>>706471381
MUUUUUUUUUCO! HI! How are you?
>>706469373
Galil!
>>706468065
YOU
>pic
>Suika claim
>>706477126
Now she looks like Valla
>>706476319
I wouldn't say I'm into death metal, I'm way more of a softie.. Regardess, that was a pretty good song.
The shopping trip was nice. I grabbed what I came for, mostly. I couldn't find Akame ga kill, unfortunately. After that, I picked up a sandwich from Capriotti's which I'm chowing down on now.
>>706477124
Why is there a /waifu/ diplomacy game
>>706477273
In a way
>>706477229
Hey there, Suika. Don't drink too much out there!
>>706477126
That is a fucking amazing picture
Reminds me a bit of pic related
>>706477229
Drinking can't be a problem, it can only be a solution
>>706477330
So that we can play diplomacy
>>706477344
New phone who dis
Notch just replied to me on twitter
>>706476598
What is party hard, and what are you burning?
>>706477126
Hello Ruby
>>706477229
It's a Suika
>>706477319
Sounds like a good trip. What kind of sandwich did you get?
>maybe you'll like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNGzltK_tlc
>>706477651
How does it feel?
>>706476319
I've been excited all day to do something but I have no idea what I was waiting to do.
>>706476598
You know how /b/ has Hunger Games threads? Well, they have them on /trash/ as well, and the trash games are basically a mix between waifu threads and hunger games threads. It's not a pleasant sight...
>>706477555
>solution joke
No, it can be a problem.
>>706477549
Puppet master. Raping Marisas.
>>706477837
It is~
>>706477126
Every Ruby an cute
>>706477837
Burning trash.
Party hard is an indie pixel murder strategy game
>>706477970
And one of them is Mizore?
>>706478055
Forgot pic
>>706477555
RWBY really is a series blessed with great fanart
>>706477837
Greetings!
>>706477837
Doesn't feel as good as people might think it would.
Also ignore my cringy name, i used the wrong account
Bring me my machine,
and bring me gasoline,
that is all I need
I WANNA GET HIGH ON SPEED
>>706477970
Gross
>>706478020
I guess it sometimes can be a little bit of a problem.
>>706478183
Mizore a cute
>>706478224
>TFW the filthy gaijin get all the good fanart
All Galil gets is lewds from /k/
>>706478307
Notch confirmed for an fag
Hello. Sorry I haven't showed up today until just now, been occupied all day. Also, late replies, cutting an onion.
>>706478487
Galil will always be a great firearm <3
>TFW you will never shout "Nos morituri te salutamus" with your brethren as you ready your spear and shield
I was born in the wrong generation
>>706478871
<3
Thanks Ruby
>
>>706479060
If I had my Gunime folder with me I'm sure I would have awesome Galil Gals in it
>>706478183
I just found this out yesterday tbh. I had already learned prior that there's also a trash version of Saber, and probably a couple others I can't quite remember.
>>706478487
Yeah, I know.
>>706477734
Hello!
>>706477555
Yuuki Konno, who dis
>>706477970
Was it something IRL?At least you're feeling excited about doing something, even if you can't remember what it was
>>706478020
How are you doing this morning?
>>706478055
Burning trash? That sounds kind of dangerous. Interesting game idea
>>706478224
How are you doing?
>>706478307
So he visited the site a bit more and decided against buying it?
>>706479270
All Galils are awesome, similar to how all Ruby's are cute
>>706479469
Gariru
>>706479626
Someone said something like notch would do a bad job, and he decided not to buy it. I don't know what exactly was said because the guy who said it deleted his tweets.
I can't feel love :D
>>706479626
I don't think it was...
>>706476624
Hardware: The physical pieces you slap into computers.
Software: The code behind the scenes.
Drivers: Software that tells the hardware how to work.
Basically my hardware's software is claiming to be incompatible with my OS.
Which makes no fucking sense. All I did was replace the MoBo, making sure it was the exact same kind and blah blah blah. Trying to reinstall the drivers but my OS is saying "Woah now, this shit don't look right. You sure you want to do this? No? Or Cancel."
Literally about to install hammer.exe
>>706479446
>>>/trash/
Time to go on a journey through time and space!
>>706479626
I fear I have pyromania. Once I start burning things I have to peel myself away, also just don't breath it in.
It's pretty fun.
>>706479626
I am doing fantastic now that got the trailer for rwby vol 4 today. I love the new animation style so much
>>706479753
It's true
>>706479753
Best gun (behind L85A1, of course)
>>706475745
Better example:
I have more pics of sachi than my own waifu
>>706480058
Don't you think the animations are kinda weird though? Imo there's not momentum for Ruby's attacks, but that's just me.
Mind if we share? I've been claiming Ruby for a while now.
>>706479918
Not even for me?
>>706479986
So the programming says no to the bits
>>706480058
>That pic
Wew'd
>>706480265
You've got it backwards, Galil is best rifle, L85A1 is best raifu
But I like Galils personality better than Elle's so its all subjective anyway
>>706477837
I like it, don't love it.
Any Classical songs you like?
I got a capristrami sandwich, it's absolutely delicious.
>>706478020
Marisa is for snuggling, not raping.
>>706480016
Oh shit, you're actually going to do it!
>The madman!
Oh boy. Work seems rather boring today. I dont want to be here for a full shift.
>>706479912
Classic cuck-chan users. Fucking things up
>>706479918
That's not such a bad thing, it only ever causes pain in the end anyway
>>706479937
Was it something in a game you wanted to do? A game you wanted to buy?
>>706480016
Pyromania is the most fun of all manias, if I say so myself
>>706480058
I've never watched any of the RWBY episodes. Maybe I'll get around to it one of these days
>pantsu
>>706480517
I've come to the conclusion that Ran is the only fox I can do things with, sorry Galil
>>706480612
I love Epica, the mix of genres is fascinating to me
This is the one I listen to the most
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYOPQuhdoQM
>>706480517
You go beyond love~
>>706479626
Hung over as fuck
>>706480612
Alice rapes Marisa. This is a fact.
>>706480517
It's the OS (Operating System) saying no to the software. So the plan is to try and find the individual drivers and install them manually. But at this point I'm super annoyed. Probably just gonna try tomorrow.
>>706480517
What's the difference in rifle and raifu?
>>706480857
I hope you enjoy it!
>>706480445
The new style will take some getting used to for sure. Looks alot like the new Berserk which I like. It's a new season and new animation package in studio so I can't wait to see what they can do with it. (Of course!)
>>706480517
Lewd Roob is best Roob
>>706480857
I don't think it was that either, but I guess I'm somewhat excited for the month in terms of in-game events.
In other news I found my old D2:LoD disc.
BOUT TO FUG UP THAT BITCH DIABLO WITH MUH HAMMERDIN OR BASHADIN. SHIIIIEEEEEET
I have a bad habit of saying something and not checking my phone for a half hour
>>706481319
fuck off manslut
>>706479469
Enjoy AIDS fu
>>706481319
I have a habit of replying to people then going to bed.
And on that note, goodnight /waifu/ (I'm op btw, but nobody cares)
>>706481583
We care, had fun!
>>706480703
>they have more pics.
If I had Internet I could get my own Manga snips! I haven't had Internet since I joined waifu!
>>706480857
Nymphomania.
>>706481581
Thanks friendo
>>706480857
All around me are familiar faces...
>>706480873
>
>>706480975
That seems like shit
>>706481018
Rifle-The actual gun, Galil is a very good rifle, L85A1 is a very bad rifle
Raifu-The girl, Gariru (Galil) is a good raifu, Elle (L85A1) is a very good raifu
>>706481037
I can't argue with that
Also, Roob/Roobs is a very cute nickname
>>706481233
Never played Diablo except for a little of 3, how good is it?
>>706481319
I have a bad habit of being extremely paranoid, private and impersonal
>>706481583
I care though
>>706481583
Gn
>>706481399
Yes. I am the sluttiest.
>worst quality pic
>all marie rose pics are bad quality ik
>>706480857
That's absolutely gorgeous! I love Mozart, and this bassoon performance was breathtaking.
>>706480963
Alice would never do anything lewd! She only likes to give Marisa surprise hugs.
>>706482014
Thanks for the explanation
>>706481583
thank you mr baker
>>706482014
Always use it in reference to something lewd with her
Sup Sluts?
>>706481037
I know, the shadowing is really good though! I dig it. I really hope Monty was alive, it'd be really cool with him here... oh well. Anyways, I'm really hyped!
>>706482014
People always call me Roodby...
And sometimes Lewdby.
And Wewby.
And Rubert.
And Rubbu...
Fuck.
>>706480963
I knew that was coming. Drink lots of water!
>>706481196
What game is it that you;'re talking about lolilaura?
>>706481887
I wouldn't know, I'm a wizard in training
>>706482701
Reuben
>>706482579
The ceiling
>>706482579
I AIN'T NO SLUT!!
>>706482264
Happy to help
>>706482295
>>706482701
Wait what is this
>>706482579
Rude!
>>706482014
It's seriously shitty shitty shitty. I'm seriously considering scrapping the computer but I want to fix it too. Ehhhh. It's not costing me anything but time so fuck it. I'll keep trying to fix it.
Diablo 2 is a 10/10
Diablo 3 is a 5/10
>>706482751
Goddamn it Alice
>>706483007
There're two Rubies now.
Check the filenames, you silly catgungirl...thing
>>706481887
Are you saying you want to save the pictures that they have or something?
>>706482751
Tales of Link.
>>706482854
Hey yuuki! how are you?
>>706483007
Best gun, hows it going with you today?
>>706482812
bb?
>>706482701
Way too much hype
>>706483461
Trying to convince myself to work on this midterm paper/study, you?
>>706482701
If you were going to get revenge we'd call you Rueby.
If you were snot spit you would be call Loogie!
If you were bad at vidya you would be call newbie!
If you were a dog toy you'd be chewbie!
If you were top less you'd be called booby.
If you solved mysteries with people you'd be scooby!
>>706482751
It's still an addiction, Virgin or not.
>>706483226
I do and have.
I wish I had lorica segmentata and a spatha to fight the barbarian hordes with
>>706483049
What makes Diablo 2 so good?
I will agree that 3 is mediocre though
>>706483210
Fuck, this is not good.
Not a cat!
>>706483461
Its alright
How's is you's?
>>706483583
Do your work BITCH NIGGA
>>706483461
You asked what was up, and i said ceiling
>>706483895
Thread hit image limit, better time than never to peace out.
Later sluts!
>Yuuki
>>706484089
Good night Yuuki
>Alice
>>706483858
T-That's... I'm not okay with this. Not at all. In fact, I'm going to get my revenge soon, I'll give everyone nicknames.
Starting by you, lewdzore
>>706483895
Just read the filenames~
>>706483525
18 days left!
>qtRuby
Going to eat, be back in a bit
>>706484089
>Slut
Nyet!
>>706484302
Thats hard though
>Galil
>Also going to eat
>>706484302
Weak. Nice try though.
>lewdzore
