Explain why you haven't killed yourself yet /b/
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Explain why you haven't killed yourself yet /b/
I have an appointment with my psych tomorrow.
Great question... Idk
too fat to get out of bed
I don't know. Life is not that great.
I have to work tomorrow.
>>706459465
I want to be here when this society completely falls apart.
>>706459465
Tomorrow's another day.
My gf will have to live with that shit, so, just waiting for her to break up with me.
Whenever i build up the courage to jump im too drunk to drive to the cliff. :(
>>706460006
And it's going to be even worse than today.
>>706460174
Drink on the cliff, mate.
>>706459465
Simply because my attempts so far have failed.
waiting a little longer
>>706460199
No guarantees, though.
Besides, who will smoke through all this pot I have? I'm not bequeathing that shit, I'll tell you.
>>706460378
But i dont wanna kill myself until after im drinking and only half the time i drink
>>706459653
same
>>706459465
Still a virgin
Dont want to die a virgin
>>706459465
Still planning. I want to go out in the most spectacular, ironic, interesting way possible. It's going to be amazing.
>>706460839
Well, you're in a better situation. I want to kill myself, but I don't know what the fuck is everyone going to do about it. Kinda feeling bad for their sorry arses.
>>706459465
Waiting until at least Nov 9th so I can enjoy the trumpfag tears.
I don't know; no thats not true. I don't do it because I'm too afraid.
I have very little going for me, fewer friends, & I'm homeless.
On top of that, I feel incredibly dirty. Death doesn't seem that bad right now
>>706459569
same
drugs are better
>>706461105
where are you located
>>706460935
sex is no big deal. as life is
>>706460056
thats a terrible excuse
>>706461105
How old are you?
>>706461071
same here it really is a cowards way out, the honest truth is you're fucking people over in the worst way by doing it and you have to accept that.
>>706459465
Suicide is the coward's way out.
>>706460711
Let's match before you go offing yourself
Maybe then I can convince you to let me inherit your stash
>>706461103
Don't kid yourself. You're too much of a pussy to ever go through with it, all you leftist pieces of shit are.
>>706459465
Dying is too easy, I do so as I please. Right I now I want to try and make sense of things
>>706459465
I am a faggot, I choose to be ignorant and happy, you guys shud try it too
>>706459465
I make good money living in a swamp writing Shrek porn.
>>706459465
>Waiting for the next seasons of my favorite anime + new anime
>Still trying to live and work in Japan or elsewhere soon
>JLPT's coming up
>going to finish Uni
>might be reborn into an even worse life
>parents can't afford my death
>some days aren't so bad
>white bread
Op here.
>think I got banned
>create a thread just to see if i did or not
>thread actually becomes semi-successful
Someone do it for me
>>706459465
Ive been thinking about taking the rest of my citalopram. Im coming up 25 in December. I feel so inadequate, so alienated from everybody. Like a prisoner trapped in this meat body being forced to suffer some crazy long trip full of pity and regret. /b/ is beautiful
I'd probs fail again
>>706461619
lol. Is that supposed to be an insult? Ok, "republitard" go ahead and show me how brave you are. One less idiot to vote for the orange lord
>>706459465
I still have many many more loads to unleash from the tip of my cock.
>>706461813
Once you finish Uni apply for JET. You can stay there 5 years if you're not terrible, and the pay isn't atrocious (it's not great but it improves slightly over the years).
If you're serious about moving to Japan I'd recommend maybe that as a starting point. Get fluent in Japanese, do well in your JLPTs and maybe you can get your foot in the door in something else other than English teaching after JET. Maybe (no promises, companies are fairly homogeneous in their hiring practises).
>>706459465
I have to go to work in 2 hours
>>706462341
Sorry, forgot to add my experience is living there for a year with my girlfriend from back home. I taught English privately while she was teaching under the Board of Education.
>>706462341
That sounds so easy anon, and while I'm at it I'll grow a cape and become a superfucking hero too since its all so easy.
bet your a fucking basement dweller who's never had a taste of real life.
Because I still have a months supply of POS fuel
>>706459465
I am trying to define the simplest form of math.
>>706462341
I'm applying now, since I'll be finishing Uni in December. Have to get the letters of recommendation and such.
It's a part of the plan, really: start off as an English teacher, network while there, and find a way to stay and work permanently in another field, particularly computer or translation-related (teaching myself coding now). Also taking JLPT N3 this year; passed N4 already.
I *did* intern for a Japanese NGO all last year.
>>706462630
Great. All that stuff will add up. You should be fine.
>>706459465
My father was never in my life. I promised myself if I ever had kids they would never know what that is like.
My children are literally the only thing keeping me here.
>>706461526
Not really a cowards' way out, but after you die, others just stay alive and have to deal with the mess. Thinking of a method of disappearing so no one will find me anymore. Without anyone knowing.
>>706462738
I really hope so.
>>706462037
Not a republican and not voting for that fat RINO slug.
Nice try though pussy - my original statement still stands, and you know it's true.
>>706459465
Because I'm stronger than that
>>706459465
Because I am not a complete failure. Because my life is actually not bad at all. Because I know what I want and what dont. Because I found my "path" in life. Becaue I have people that genuinely care about me. Because I learned how to live in content.
>>706462011
taking the rest?
>>706462552
?
Ok, be that way.
It's honestly not too hard.
>bet your a fucking basement dweller who's never had a taste of real life.
Sure, why not. I'm just trying to help out a guy I knew who sounded similar to me 2-3 years ago.
adventure time is still running
>>706459961
Wont happen, too many sheep
>>706459465
My mother is too fragile, if i left i wouldnt like to see what she would turn into, appart from that, i beg for death everyday
>>706462738
Oh another thing.
Make sure you clear it with the Head of your Department if you get placed in JET that you wish to network in your spare time/ time off etc. Emphasise that you will not be earning money from your networking while you're under contract from the Board of Education (it was a minor issue from my girlfriend who wanted to network with animators in Tokyo, but it was cleared up when there wasn't any incentive to earn money from those practices during our stay in Japan)
>>706459569
Me too lol. I hope I'll get strong enough sleeping pills and choke them will a bottle of jack and get high on H2o and hang myself.
>>706459465
laziness
>>706462940
yeah, im on 20 mg a day but i have over a dozen left from this perscription. I dont even know what that would do to me. Probably send me into some sort of frantic heart frenzy. loads of cramping and shooting internal pain. Nothing worse than the pain i feel day to day. Then thats it. Dreams forever...hopefully
because im not suicidal. i like to gamble with my life though, it makes it exciting. i don't know why but ever since stuff started getting better i've been becoming more reckless.
>>706459465
I'm worried I will fuck this up as well and end up being disfigured or a vegetable
>>706461288
Roseville, MN
>>706461495
31
>>706459465
The hope of tomorrow being slightly better.
Because I want to see how shitty my life gets. If I want to kill myself I'd have to have tried just being as reckless as possible hope someone else does if for me. Worst case scenario I actually want to live after I just do any shit I can think of. Why kill yourself before you've tried just going out and fucking with things/people or living on the road travelling and being a general nomad
>>706459465
Money
Sex
Concerts
Got that stuff now, might not in the afterlife if there even is one. Maybe there's more of that in the afterlife? We'll never know.
I got things to do and places to go
>>706459465
Was p suicidal a few years ago. Got over it mostly. You don't need to commit suicide because life is going to kill you anyways
>>706459465
too busy. i got shit to do man. suicide is waaaaaaaaay down on my list. right below lighting my own house on fire.
>>706459465
I like talking with my friends too much and keeping them from the ledge also.
>>706463304
Will do. I'll also take whatever other tests (Business Japanese, Kanji Kentei, etc) would be needed to cement my stay there.
>>706459465
i got help, pills do wonders m8
>>706459465
Spinal injections and prescription meds take most of the pain away.
>>706464680
You should be fine. Keep up the good work.
>>706460982
Do the physics math and time it so 5 feet before you hit the subway tracks after you jump off the building you're hit by a subway, after swallowing enough seltzer tablets that you'll be foaming hours after they peel you off. A droplet of soap and food coloring makes for bubbles of many colors
>>706462463
The second photo it's up a butt
>>706463637
I'm from Duluth, how did you end up homeless?
>>706461557
>Suicide is the coward's way out.
And I felt like a coward for not killing myself.
>>706459465
What the fuck is up with that picture? Story?
>still have some weed left
>>706464538
Except none of you listen to me anymore. Maybe I should go.
>>706461557
That's a really good point. I feel better now. Than you fucktard.
>>706459465
´Cause I'm very coward.
>>706459465
I dunno. Seems like taking the easy way out.
Life ain't that great for me right now but I got a roof over my head and food in my pantry so I guess I can't complain too much.
I keep on keeping on as a big f u to whatever force out there blessed me with depression
>>706465906
I decided living in my car was some how less depressing than at home and any job in the private-sector has always been a joke. Besides, living at Dad's is intolerable and my mom's boyfriend is visiting.
How's Duluth? I plan to be there or around Dec 1 if you'd like to get a cup of coffee (the coffee shop that used to be callex Jitters is nice).
And thank you for being willing to crash at your place for a while.
>>706459465
Too Old To Rock'n'Roll, Too Young To Die
>>706459465
At first I thought it was because I wanted to see my nieces grow up.
But then I realized it was because I would become the one whom quit, the one whom didn't do shit, the one whom would be forgotten while the others would go on with their lives.
>>706459465
I dunno
>>706459465
Because we only get one life so I'm not going to let my depression and anxiety make me feel like I can't enjoy it, and Jesus
>>706466934
What's the point of happiness when you're gonna die anyway?
>>706466512
I was always more of a Beaner's than Jitters, the people at Beaner's have always been nice, I went to school with most of them and live up the street from it. The people at jitters either treat it like a desk job and they're just waiting for a place to hang the noose or they are busy hitting on me in front of my friends. I'm ok with the gay community and support them, but I'm not gay so it caused a few of my ex gfs to be upset.
Because I have yet to run out of interesting things to do.
>>706467107
Because it feels good, and feeling good is better then feeling nothing (in my opinion)
>>706467168
But I'm pretty sure the people at Beaner's would be able to help you find a place or a job. If not the Italian restaurant across the street from there is usually hiring.
>>706467168
>ut I'm not gay so it caused a few of my ex gfs to be upset.
Did they expect you to be really into it some how (and how?) It just seems like a funny thing to push hard for. I'm always up for trying a new place.
How was your time at UMD? What do you do now?
>>706459465
Life is good bro, thats why
Too lazy, also have a dog who loves me. Once he's died, we'll see.
>>706467107
Well if I'm going to die anyway I might as well enjoy the ride and be happy.
>>706459465
I've decided to let mother nature take it's natural course and try my best to enjoy the journey along the way.
>>706467632
I'm from Duluth, I went to Mankato for school, then tried LSC. At LSC my 7th grade English teacher (who I blackmailed into accepting a report after school, I couldn't print in class because there wasn't paper in the printer, with telling everyone I caught her shaving and the electric razor was in her desk) was my professor. So I was fucked.
But UMD is always nice, same price as the main U, just a different curriculum offered.
And when you're on your second date with a gal and the guy behind the counter comes on stronger than ipecac, the date tends to fizzle.
If you do drink when you're up there, avoid High Fives and Sholtz in Superior by the high bridge, the things that crawl from there are scary.
>>18
>>male
Have: rich ass parents, got the coolest shit, cool phone, beast pc, own brand new car, tertiary education already paid for, parents want to buy a house for me after working for a few yeaes, have everything i could possibly want(mostly),,, yet all these things are meaningless, I cut myself on a regular basis(so cliche yes, but I hide it succesfully on my legs and Im anon on 4chan so its not for attention) I feel dead already.
All my life ive feared death. Yet, for the past 3 years, it seems like a 1 way ticket to happiness(this sounds like a depressed teen fag cliche but its how i feel) i have a iq of 134 and a succesfull life infront of me probably. Yet life seems like a waste, i feel like I dont belong, when i think about death, i,,, just want it. Ive been raised in a great home with a family that loves me, yet it means nothing to me. Its been years since ive experienced any kind of emotion, i swear someone flipped the emotion switch in my mind to off and then broke the switch off, im great at hiding my thoughts and opinions so no one really expects anything, im too afraid to go to a psycholigist(soz english) coz im afraid of spooking my parents... it may seem like i have no reason to want to die, but im just been so depressed my entire life and ive finally reached i point where i just dont give a fuck anymore, i just wanna go... plz /b/ fucking talk to me
Pic related. Its my dog. He is literally the only thing thats keeping me from suicide, the only reason why i havent gone through with it coz i cant fathom how he must miss me when im gone, nothing else is keeping me back
>>706459569
Mines next Monday :/
>>706468483
Nothing feels important, im literally just wasting my time on this planet, i just want to go join my multi-dimensional brethren in the afterlife
>>706468483
See a psychiatrist. Seriously. Will your parents be more concerned about you seeing a doctor or finding you even more withdrawn or worse?
>>706468428
She blinked to a false blackmail threat? Sounds weak and you're a little shit.
>comes on stronger than ipecac
kek.
I tried UMD before I basically flunked out. I regret going to school, so much effort and money wasted.
I don't drink but I'll avoid those places.
A part time job like you suggested would be nice, I'll probably apply to one when I get back home.
You interested in doing anything?
>>706468483
Your dog looks depressed also anon.
>>706459465
> Implying I haven't
>>706468483
Too smart for your own good, I was almost you, then I gave up some of the academic side and hard working to have fun and make friends, my grades slipped a bit but I bounced back. Still to this day, I'm too smart for my own good, but I'm happy as long as I don't get existential and start wondering what it will be like after death, why everything must die, etc. The rest of the time I'm happy and productive. I have friends and a gf.
Live the life that will make you happy, you have the tools to succeed already and you're too young to be sick of a job you don't even have.
>>706469139
She was shaving when I came in to handed her the paper.
If I was still in Duluth I would. But sadly that's just where all my friends are these days.
>>706469598
To hand her*
Is 8 stories enough to off yourself instantly?
>>706469244
Lol he is actually really jolly and derpy but he brings me much happiness
>>706469598
>she was shaving...
That makes more sense. I guess I didn't understand what you originally wrote.
That's too bad. What are you doing with your life now.
>>706469779
Probaby not, why the hell would you want to die like that anyways? There's a 90% chance you'll regret it as soon as you're in the air, its fucking scary and you'll hit the ground so hard your bones will break.
>>706469825
>>706469244
Majestic af
>>706469953
Exactly this. Take it from me, don't do it.
>>706468483
Anyone willing to chat with me, privately?
I just need sum1 unknown to chat random shit with and get my mind off shit
>>706459465
I wouldn't get to see how Game of Thrones ends? I dunno man I don't have a lot of reasons tbh.
>>706459465
I did when I was 23 actually. Ate 30 50mg trazadone tabs and 30 ambien tabs after drinking a fifth. Woke up in the hospital 4 days later. I had died and was resuscitated with the paddles. The Doc told my gf that if by some miracle I lived, id lose a Kidney or something would be terribly fucked. There was not anything wrong with me. It was weird when I opened my eyes too. Things looked familiar, but also new. Very odd. I never felt suicidal again after that. I am 28 now. I guess actually dying satisfied the urge of wanting to die. Idk. Now I grow pot and travel and live a pretty damn good life and have a sexy 20 year old gf. Definitely glad I was brought back. Don't do it Anons. It really isn't worth it. If you feel any pain, it doesn't go away when you die... just gets passed to those who care about you.
>>706469934
Living with my gf, raising a kid, wishing I was back in Duluth where jobs were plentiful, but moving forward through the struggle.
>>706470644
>Duluth
Never been but anons on here have said it sucks there. Where are you now?
>>706459465
i have sex 4 to 6 days a week
>>706470644
>through a struggle
It's tiring, anon. At least I don't have a kid. I'm glad you were able to someone and begin a family, you won't regret it.
I alsways had difficulty find a part time job when I was in Duluth. The application process is always a pain for me amd even when I got one it, I rarely got a call back.
>>706469953
>>706470090
>>706469779
I've fallen 3-4 stories without a scratch, you'd need a lot further to make it instantaneous. At least it isn't like poison or hanging yourself where you CAN chicken out...
Like I said before >>706465274
Lifes a drag
>>706470201
See a psych Bro. Personally I am not a fan of meds, but if they help, fuck it. The point is you have to try something different from what you have been doing. Get out into nature more, find a hobby, hike with your dog, The feelings with fade, anon. That's the thing about feelings - they never last forever. Things are always going to be harder earlier on in life bc you havent built yourself up yet. You have to push through that shit. Focus on your dreams, your goals, who and what you love - even if it is just your dog. No magic words will just snap you out of this. It is going to take time and it will be painful, i wont lie to you. But you can conquer this shit.
>>706459465
h/s/fur threads
>>706470926
That's why the Italian place is nice, he isn't a franchise, and he just expanded to take over the Chinese place next door.
And to be technical, I jumped into a family starting itself, I just filled in the blanks that needed it.
Fuck it, Im over this shit, cheerz anons. You all are receiving my last message of life. Have a good one. And vote for Trump for me
>>706459465
Because I'm paying rent for my mom until her disability case goes through. They don't give her any money yet, it's been a fucking battle dealing with this shit. As soon as she wins her case and gets her money, and I know she's taken care of, I'm going to buy some camping gear, quit my shitty job and go live in a tent in the woods. If that doesn't work out, then I'll an hero.
>>706471682
Go to Hawaii, Bro. I just spent a few months backpacking there on the Big Island. On the East side, living in tents or part of communities is normal. Lots of people showing up who want to escape modern day society here in the US and live a different lifestyle.
>>706471968
Get a job hippy.
>>706472115
capitalism makes like worse, and making yourself a cog doesnt help even further
>>706472237
Says the marijuana.
BECAUSE NOTCH IS BUYING 4CHINNNZZZZ
>>706472237
Capitalism does suck but I still need to work, man. How long do you expect to be able to keep up what you're doing? Not hating, just talking.
>>706471968
Oh, I've thought about Hawaii for sure, apparently a good amount of people go over there and look for weed related jobs, and get high and be bums all day. Definitely on my list of places to go. As far as staying there, it'd be dope, the weather seems perfect for being a bum. But I'd probably stay connected to the rest of this country so I could travel around, I've only lived in the shitty ass midwest my whole life, I wanna go to New Orleans and Portland and shit.
How was Hawaii though? I heard there's a lot of tweakers and that a lot of the locals hate honkeys.
I ask myself that question everyday
>>706472610
Are you me?
>>706472766
Yes
>>706471363
My step-grandfather did the same thing.
How are you feeling otherwise?
>>706472856
That makes me a samefag. Neato.
>>706472115
Keep being a wage slave.
>>706459465
I'm waiting for everyone else I care about to die first. I've had friends take that way out, and it sucks being left behind. As soon as I have no emotional connections left, I'm out.
>>706459465
I have too much porn to delete
>>706459465
why don't you tell me why I haven't killed myself?
>>706459465
Racewar soon
>>706473451
Keep living off the teat of the land.
>>706462746
Know the feeling man.
Maybe I'll have a period of happiness and stuff like a gf if I don't kill myself yet.
>>706473012
Sober from weed for a month now and unable to sleep more than 4 hours at a go because it's the only thing that helps me sleep.
Otherwise I'm holding up well, just sleep deprived.
>>706468483
The smart ones always have the most convincing demons
>>706472603
Weed jobs are scarce there. Most people only work with fam or close friends. You can still get weed for $20 an 1/8 though and the Hawaiian grown bud is prime. Jobs pay a lot more there too. You can get a kitchen job doing dishes on Kona side for $15 an hour depending on the place. Some locals are just straight up haters, and there are also packs of feral dogs on the island so carry a machete and some pepper spray. Most people wont fuck with you though. They are all about respect - respect the island, people, culture, and you are golden. Its an awesome place. My gf and I are saving up some cash now to move there in a few months. That's how much I loved it. TONS of agricultural jobs there if you are a nature lover. lots of WWOOFing (Worldwide Opportunities on Organic Farms) opportunities there too where you basically trade like 10-15 hours of work a week for room and board. I stayed at a place called Aloha Tropical Farms for a bit. Definitely a great experience.
>>706459465
because i am sitting at my desk in a swamp waiting for alligators or water moccasins to bite me
>>706459465
My grandmother is still alive and needs my help. After her and my grandpa are gone, we'll see what happens...
>>706473689
Are you retarded? Living in a way that is symbiotic with nature and land is what is normal for us as a species. We have only been doing this bullshit since the industrial age.
>>706473910
Good luck
>>706459465
Because I drown my empty life with my friends Jim bean, Jack Daniels and my Mexican friend Jose Cuervo
>>706468483
Same here. I don't know why people waste their time on life. I think having these thoughts, we count as depressed individuals. Hence, maybe try some anti-depressants as a final resort before killing yourself. I do lots of coke to feel happy sometimes, but still, the future and beyond that just bums me out. Civilization has given us too much free time. Technology has evolved greatly, yet, humans need some catching up to do. I sincerely wish you the best even though your'e a richfag and i a poorfag.
>>706474037
Man that sounds fucking awesome. I don't even smoke weed much, I was just saying what I've heard about it from people who have been there. And an agricultural job would be the shit. I've looked into WWOOFing before and it sounds like a dope trade-off, but I'd rather be left to myself and stay in a tent.
Thanks for sharing your experience of Hawaii, now I really wanna go there. I'll go there someday, maybe when the weather gets shitty and I've gotta get the fuck outta wherever I am.
>>706474346
Yeah, you too, if you need a contact while you're up there I still know where some people are to chill with.>>706474346
>>706474781
Yea, its amazing. Also, if you have to depend on foodstamps, hawaii will give you $350 a month. Especially if you tell them that you live in Pahoa/Puna. Look into it. There is definitely a sense of peace and happiness there that I have not felt elsewhere. Good luck bro.
>>706474873
Ya, that would be great. My E-Mail is
[email protected]
I found out I was a fag 4 weeks ago and felt a great sense of relief after suppressing it for the last 2+ decades.
>>706475769
I see you guys on craigslist all the fucking time. I would pitty you people but I don't know it was like. Still, people had a back bone when you didn't. But, congrats on finally coming to terms with it
>>706475473
Is this a throw away or something more permanent?
I'd want to see which of my friends are still around and such.
>>706476098
Something more permanent. I use it because it's not easily traced back to me.
And ya- I know ehat it looks like, that was the point.
>>706476419
I'll shoot you an email in a bit then and let you know when my friends get back to me.
I would hurt those who love me
Because i don't want to fail and have to explain to people why i done it & hear their fake concerns.
>>706459465
>Don't have a gun yet
>Don't have the energy to kill myself anyway
>>706476030
lol, save your pity; I'm not the one trying to find ass on fucking Craigslist. I'd rather keep the number red spots on my mouth to a minimun.
>>706475769
Go out and have a drink, shamelessly hit on a few guys and see where it goes. You'd be surprised.
>>706459465
i really dont know
I want to wait and see what unfolds in the future, that shit'll be interesting
>>706477805
I don't pity them because they're on CL, I pity them because they (for decades) supressed who they were & what they wanted. All for the worst reasons.
>>706459465
I did kill myself..
Then I woke up in a different reality where everything was different.
The people were all different and it changed everything for the better.
I'm now rich and living in pure paradise.
too tired, maybe tomorrow
>>706475769
Wow, great work. Keep it up. Proud of you.
>>706478502
I'd rather not have to watch the sunrise while tied to a fence, so I'm going to have view your use of the word "shameless" with a cocked head and a squinted gaze. But yes, I intend to hit on men where I deem it to be socially appropriate to.
These
>>706459465
what a nice office he has
>>706479391
Thanks, man.
>>706468483
You need to see a shrink and pronto. there is medicine for your illness and it will help you feel again.
>>706459465
(The image is a nice find, OP.)
a) I failed once and my wife complained and humiliated me because I didn't die.
b) I'm old. I'll die in a few years. I don't even have fantasies of comfort and peace, but my endocrine system doesn't fuck with my emotions the way it did when I was younger. Or may be things don't bother me so much because of the onset of dementia. Ha, ha. Getting better or getting much worse?
>>706479529
haha those make me want to kill myself
>>706459465
Because I'm finally leaving the shitty job I've been stuck at for years and I'm hoping that will make things better.
>>706478848
I read your comment just fine; you're either being obtuse or just stupid. For that reason and the fact that your notions of intimacy and companship are so debased, that you have to seek love in what is the cyberspace equivalent of a dilapidated public restroom with waist-high holes in the walls, you're not in a very good position to experience pity for another human being. It might be a bit more fruitful to work on your own issues than to distract yourself chasing fleeting feelings of shadenfreude towards online strangers (as well as allowing yourself to get dicked by other craigslist-caliber men who probably have HIV).
I don't like pain
>>706479479
I mean shameless as in take a chance. I go sing karaoke with my gf periodically, her friend is the DJ. And I've had several guys come up and flirt with me, I tell them I'm there with my gf, give them a kiss and send them on their way. Most of them are pretty good natured and clean. If not, then I have the good-natured ones to back me up in a sticky situation.
Nothing ventured nothing gained.
And in the case of all the people on here contemplating suicide, you don't have anything to lose so why not go all in?
Marijuana
My Cadillac
And my little brother
These 3 things keep me from commiting suicide.
>>706481287
>Marijuana
>My Cadillac
what are you, a fucking nigger?
>>706480689
I wish I had been diagnosed with dementia, that way I could go masturbate in a park and everyone would just think, "poor old guy is just confused." Yeah, confused why you're still dressed sexy lady.
Cuz even if I haven't an awesome life I'm not the kind of pussy that use the word "depression" for every fucking low time in life.
Grow up instead of being a whipping bitch.
>>706481629
dementia is baaaaaaaaaaad
>>706481629
I wish I was a diamond with dementia. Then I could be placed on a pretty hand and be paraded around the big city all day long. At night I would be taken off and placed in a comfy velvet bed. Also, I could cut the shit out of mofos.
The love I have for my son keeps me alive. If I didn't have him I'd kill myself for sure.
Parents love me
30 years old
Will do when/if I outlive them
>>706481265
In that case great advice. Thanks.
>>706481914
what does dementia have to do with wanting to be a diamond?
To all you people knocking Craigslist, no one said you had to fuck everyone you talk to on there. You can just meet for drinks and see where it goes, it's no different than straight dating, just have an exit plan and get out there.
Personally I love Craigslist because it helped me catch my ex trying to cheat on me again.
>>706481566
83 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham
It's a bitchin' car
>>706482013
Meant to put documented with dementia.
Damn auto-correct.
But at the same time, most people, sadly enough, with far blown dementia are as hard and jaded as a diamond so who knows.
>>706482013
Who the fuck wants to be a diamond?
>>706482359
Who the fuck doesn't, you'd be immortal
>>706482359
Someone with dementia
>>706482427
I yam a mortal and pestle.
>>706464288
my nigga
>>706482481
Are you the one with dementia?
>>706482427
yeah, it's the strongest metal known to man.
>>706470201
Are you the guy that wrote that? Do you have kik?
We can speak I feel mostly the same.
>>706482597
I'm the one with the universe
>>706482597
>>706482481
>>706482427
>>706482359
Are we diamonds
>>706482659
I sure know that I wrote something. That's for sure. But no one can be absolutely certain.
>>706482336
>>706481808
"diamond with dementia" made sense to me, so maybe my faculties do indeed deteriorate. Yay. I take care of my 88 y. o. ex-mother-in-law 2 times/week. Tonight I had a 90 minute battle to get her to take out her dentures. I have so much to look forward to.
>>706482597
I don't know, are you?
>>706482813
Better than being a fusion clod
>>706459465
the inevitable apocalypse will probably be pretty entertaining.
> tfw you dont wanna kill yourself anymore
It is worth to live if you reach that feel
>>706482832
Are you the guy with rich parents and a dog?
>>706483005
>>706482989
>>706482813
>>706482725
But then who are we?
>>706482989
Lucky for you. Tonight I had a denture battle with 90 minutes while talking with my ex god father.
>>706470317
You sound like you were just a bad candidate for suicide.
I'm 29 and so mental that I can't leave my house during the day, therefore I can't start the process to see a psychiatrist and therapist.
I live in a constant state of fear. Horrible anxiety and depression. I don't have a single friend. I have a dog that I feel bad for because, although I spoil her with my attention and good food, I am nearly bedridden and can't walk her anymore.
>>706483084
The dog has parents. Dog parents. They are rich because they have a dog. Right.
>>706483259
The night time is the right time.
>>706483204
The one with dementia.
>>706483204
We are Legion
>>706470317
>>706483259
There's nothing for me to return to if I get resuscitated.
My existence is very very dark and lonely and dysfunctional. I can't even focus enough to read a book or watch a movie. I just listen to tv and browse shit on my phone. I'm good as dead.
>>706483416
Yeah but even then I can only just make it to work and back. Graveyard shift at a hotel.
>>706482601
>Strongest metal known to man
Kek, Am I the only one who got this reference?
>>706483204
If we aren't me, and I'm not you, who am I?
>>706483505
Are we going to the Legion?
>>706483219
You're right. She was stubborn but in good spirits. That beats the day she said she was going to put me in prison. She won the battle, by the way.
don't want to type forever so i'll keep it short, i feel like i do not belong in this timeline/universe (inb4 wtf?) and i can't do anything that i would enjoy in life without a education i could never get
but anyway
it would leave a bad deed for me if i was selfish enough to do it and leave my parents/family to suffer
i always have subconsciously seen suicide as a bad thing to do even though i REALLY want to do it
basically because i'm trying to be a good person.
>>706483722
I know that I'm me, but I don't know who you are. Maybe you know me, though?
>>706483742
No, the legion is going to the Colosseum
>>706483708
ofcourse not you fewnag
>>706483862
Can you move 3 inches left, I'm having trouble reading the whole screen.
>>706483259
A bad candidate for suicide? WTF does that even mean? And why the fuck are you comparing yourself to me, or anyone else who may be considering suicide? Is this a fucking contest? You seem like the type to reject any and all advice offered to them and would rather make excuses as to why they are incapable of doing something. Jesus Christ. TRY!
>>706483796
So you got sent to prison for trying to take care of your grandmother?
>>706483796
Sometimes I like to drink good spirits. I really like scotch and rum and beer and wine and vodka.
My continued existsnce is a thorn in the side of everyone I know. Fuck them all and may they die slowly of kidney failure without access to dialysis.
>>706459465
I still have a last bit of hope...
>>706484001
Is that better?
>>706483708
I caught it but I always considered replying directly to the statement being baited.
I can't tie a noose
i want to try smoking crack first. and shooting heroin. and i want to have sex a few more times.
>>706484147
No, my left
>>706484020
It means you had shit to live for in the first place.
And the fact that you're advice to a mentally ill person is "TRY", confirms you are clueless.
>>706484232
Here, I'll just crouch down.
My dear, close friends are the only happiness I have in this world, especially the idea that I make them happy too. I'd be too dead to care, but I wouldn't wanna leave in a way that'd make them sad. I'm hoping time will make us grow distant, then I can off myself quietly hopefully, without them finding out.
>>706484316
I had shit to live for in the first place... glad you have such astounding insight into my life. I am telling you to do SOMETHING and stop making fucking excuses. So what if you have mental illness. I see kids with downs "trying" shit all the time. You just hold onto your excuses because you have grown comfortable in your misery and know nothing else. Hence, TRY something else!
>>706484053
No, no. She was cranky and up past her bedtime. I didn't ask what her compliant was. The subsequent visits have been without further threats. Her dementia is no longer mild and she doesn't actually know who I am anymore, but she trusts me.
Loving gf of 10 years who'd do anything to please me in bed
Easily the best woman I've been with in every aspect
>>706483921
>I've been here a very long time stranger, and I'll be here a whole lot longer.
>>706484316
Also, there are plenty of psychs who make home visits, so again, your excuses are just excuses.
>>706484948
Context
Talking about cheating
>close friend had his wife cheat on him for a year
>>706468483
>>706474752
gibe sum monie b0ss and I'll chat wit youz
>>706485837
You'd have to pay me to talk to you.
>>706485837
timestamp or die
>>706485837
what happened to Frank's good content?
>>706459465
Wanna hit 22 so i can drive my motorcycle @ full speed prob gonna die in a crash
>>706487339
>22
>motorcycle
yeah, try not to kill anyone else.
>>706484316
"TRY" is not bad advice from a layman.
>>706459465
Because me just Being alive is a slap in the face of every one on this planet who wants to die. Because i want to do more.
