What does /b/ think of my fake pussy?
>>706421333
Is it veal?
>>706421333
the fuck is taht
>>706421409
it is beef
you're gonna get salmonella dick or some shit
kill yourself
Hahaha nice
>>706421333
Fill it with flowers and use it as a vase when you get guests
Post pics of you fucking it for the boys plz
>>706421333
Shit nigger, trips to confirm mental illness .
Why don't you find a real one op?
>>706421588
this, OP
>Stealth pocket pussy
>>70642162 can post in few minuts
Don't waste meat to beat your meat.
>>706421333
What kind of fucking loser does stuff like this?
Looks normal
>>706421333
Nice trips
>>706421680
They smell like piss and dead foetuses
>>706421333
its..its beautiful anon. It reminds me of my first time fucking a bucket of organs
>>706421333
you motherfuckers will fuck anything huh?
>>706421842
That's what makes it hot
>>706421333
>>706421333
Well, it's not that bad.
I'd probably get hungry instead of horny tho.
Put your dick in it OP please for the keks
>>706422044
Hello salmonella
>>706422044
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
>>706422044
This is how strange ass STDs get into the human population
>>706422044
you gonna eat it after you fuck it?
>>706422189
You'd walk into him you fucking mong, sure is summer in here, underage fag.
>>706421333
this is so sad
>>706422189
>turn 360°
>walk away
that's not how rectangles work :^^^^^)
>>706422320
idd its sure summe
>gr8b8m8
>mademepost
>>706421333
>>706422044
Oh boy.
Include me in the screencap. For prosperity reasons.
Post pics with dick in it
>>706422044
how does it feel? like a real vag or cant you tell because you are a gay ass virgin?
>>706421333
>>706422044
>>706422306
Lol
>>706422044
He did it the absolute madman
How does it feel OP? How does it feel to litterally fuck dead meat?
Does it feel good? I want to know
>>706422044
You should cook it and feed it to someone after
>>706422044
Im done
>>706421333
Bubble gum bubble gum in a dish/10
>>706422720
can't tell. i'm a loser virgin fag honestly
>>706422826
Only logical
>>706422720
im not a virgin, but it feelt close to real but not the same because of the missing warmness and the meat was not long enough
>>706422044
add me in screenshot
hi mom
>>706422633
Fuck off you faggot, no one wants to see your shitty responses
Today was a good day.
>>706423002
it is strange. 7 years ago /b/ would admire me for this. i understand that the real /b/ is gone.
>>706423021
You're mad cus i'm gonna be famous.
>>706422633
>Include me in the screencap. For prosperity reasons.
>For prosperity reasons.
>prosperity
>>706422044
>>706422044
ITS HAPPENING
wow, just wow
>>706423237
Faggot
>>706422320
Obviously you are summer fag here
>>706422044
Cum in it then eat it.
>>706422044
PLEASE INCLUDE ME IN SCREEN CAP
OP if you're still here post pics of you eating a chunk of the meat raw
>>706422044
Never change /b/
>>706423565
Another fucking unoriginal faggot
Its time to beat your meat
>>706423617
I know you are but what am i?
>>706422044
>>706423215
What is there to admire? This is some mediocre shit, especially compared to the hay days of /b/. Gone to shit now with all you boring pussies not doing shit!
>>706423549
im done and it is in the trash. if u wonder i took a antibac from the sex shop to cleen my penis. reduce the risk. it felt damn good but not close to real.
>>706423659
Triggered fucking newfag who thinks he's smart by implying I was the unoriginal faggot. An hero please.
>>706423702
This. At least stick a needle in your dick or something
>>706422044
>>706422044
pls include me to
sup negros
>>706423815
You're the newfag
>>706423702
its's the fact that it is not one of theese reposts. or
transgender and all that shit. /b/ has become the fucking same everyday. one week and you will not miss one thong. same thing day in and day out.
>>706423732
How would you know the real feel virgin ass fag
>>706423891
>>706423903
Please kill yourself aswell
>>706422044
wow, now that's somethin.
Why
>>706422044
get a bigger box, put hot water into it, then put your fake pussy inside it. It will feel almost real. Trust me.
>>706421497
Bestiality.
>>706423982
Edgy
>>706422320
Hello Summer
>>706422044
...ok
>>706421333
Herpes fetish?
Talk about beating your meat tho
creampie or it never happened nigger
>>706422044
stop asking to be included in the screenshot you cucks
>>706422633
You're fucking retarded, I can't wait until YOU die so that I can fuck YOUR dead meat wrapped around a water bottle. It'll be the only pleasure you will have brought anyone in this mortal plane. eat nigger dick, you gay retard.
Holy shit he did it.
Put me in the Screenshot!
>>706422044
Boys...
>>706421333
Chuckroast/10
>>706422265
fucking right? Someone probably did the same shit with monkey meat and got aids, or fucked a dead one
>>706421333
>>706422044
well done
>>706422044
I hope eggs get laid in your pee hole
>>706424246
!tohsneercS
eht ni em tuP
.ti did eh tihs yloH
>>706424246
>>706424125
What is it with these fags wanting to be in screenshots?
>>706422044
fuck
Oh thanks OP you made me laugh like crazy :D
>>706424450
It's the newest shitpost meme, newfag.
Get with the program.
>>706422044
What went wrong in your life OP?
someone screenshot this fucking thread
>>706422044
is that in a fucking water bottle
>>706422766
LISTEN TO THIS NIGGER
>>706424502
low quality bate
>>706422044
check 'em
>>706422044
What the actual fuck is life???
>>706421559
It isn't salmon retard
>>706422044
YOU ARE ONE FUCKING DUMB NIGGER
>>706422044
>tfw this is Bestiality and necrophillia
poor OP
>>706422044
I'm skeptical OP, post a timestamp or gtfo
>>706422044
Is this one of those "/b/, a magical place" moments?
>>706424362
Nov yet, but it will be soon.
>>706424746
>Salmonella comes from salmon
That's not how it works dipshit
>>706424746
Obvious b8
>>706422044
How's it feel to fuck Jesse Slaughter?
>>706422044
>>706422044
Dubs.
This is actually fucking disgusting though. I am however proud that in the future when i see this shit screencapped that I will be here,
>>706421333
Kill yourself op
Someone screenshot this thread right now
Op can you do me a favor and stick your tounge inside it ?
The actual fuck man...
>>706425315
only after he shows the creampie
>>706424746
>>706422044
>>706425342
Hes already fucking it >>706422044
>>706422044
Do it faggot.
>>706425399
dubs=\=being a newfag as it seems
>>706425488
*not being
>>706422044
Talk about beef curtains
>>706425488
Nice dubs new fag
>ITT people don't realize it happened 7 hours ago in a previous thread
What a waste of perfectly good beef.
>>706424233
Holy edgy
>>706424058
necrophilia
I thought everyone here being a beta virgin losers with no friends and have not seen the light of day since they were a wee child were jokes, but this shit right here. I need to rethink my life and stop browsing /b/
>>706421497
Veal sounds better
I got you your screenshot, fam
>>706425964
>Having the dark themed 4chin
Oh aren't you L337, faggot.
>>706425964
>>706425964
Cuck
Is this necrophilia, bestiality, or both? Also see you faggots in the reddit crop.
>>706424746
lmao
>>706425964
kys newfag
>>706422044
comfy
>>706425964
This is what /b/ is now. gg
>>706423021
i think we all found a lot of things we didn't want to see in this thread
>come back to 4chan after 4 month break
>see this on front page
why did I ever leave
>>706425378
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>706421588
>implying he ever get guests
>>706422044
omfg he fucking did it
>>706422044
Surely there has to be a better way anon.....life isn't meant to be like this
>>706423732
If you were at the sex shop why didn't you just get a real fake pussy?
>>706422633
>when someone is fucking raw meat and still isn't the biggest autist in the thread
>>706421333
>>706422044
>>706421333
Nut in it you sick fuck. I bet you won't
>>706422044
>>706422320
It sure is, keed.
>>706422044
RIP YOUR DICK
>>706426396
because of people like this >>706425964
>>706421333
my eyes are hurting
>>706425964
you can post it in cringe thread
>>706422044
>>706425964
OMG IM LITERALLY DYIING XDD
SCREENCAP THIS
AND INCLUDE ME IN IT XDD
>>706424746
not even creative b8
smh tbqh fam
>>706426141
> dark themed
> 4chin
> l33t
You're trying too hard, be more discreet newfag.
Cook it OP then eat it
>>706421333
>>706422044
>>706424233
i was about to go to work, but i guess i'm stuck cleaning up all this blood from that edge I just cut myself on
>>706426624
This.
>>706427076
>no u
You seem rustled, therefore you are the new fag.
>>706422044
DEAR GOD
>>706427212
Different anon here. Dark theme rules.
>>706425964
sweet thanks nigga
>>706422044
This nigga went full retard
>>706421588
OP do this.
>>706424039
MacGyver here. Put the meat into a few balloons, or condoms, fill a cup/jar/thermos with hot water, put ballooned meat in there, stretch balloons/condoms around the cup to seal water, maybe a few cable ties so sexy time doesn't turn into roasted testicles. fill er up with lube maybe, and then feel terribly sorry for yourself after you cum. enjoy!
>>706422044
You dirty bitch.
Nice dubs tho.
>>706422044
>>706421333
sometimes I wonder, if after all these years, is it still worth it to lurk /b/? I mean, it's all shitty reposts and kids with autism. and then a thread like this comes along, and my lurking is suddenly validated. godspeed OP you glorious bastard.
>>706422320
At least we know who the summer fag is now.
>>706422044
Nothing like giving your meat a good tenderizing beating.
Whats up r/4chan
>>706422044
The mad man
>>706424688
R2Doubles chekd
>>706425887
>>706427615
Top Kek
>>706423524
>>706424152
>>706427495
The word is "newfag" since it's fucking fall, you retards. Also, you all bit obvious b8.
>>706422044
well done.
Jizz in it OP
Honestly OP, how did it felt?
Would you recommended?
>>706422044
cum in it op
>>706424450
Leddit
>>706428539
Op here
yes i would recommended it.
but clean you're penis good after. and bottle works grate. the meat stays in place like pussy lips because the ruff edge. i will give it a 8/10
in feeling sensation. def the best ive tried that is closest to the real stuff
looks like a horses cock...you are fucking a horse urethra.
>>706428614
i cum in it and it felt amasing. the sides of the bottle felt like a really thight pussy when the walls hold back my pulsating dick. sry no time for timestamp. this was som sticky mess-
>>706424058
>>706425859
Necrophillic-bestiality.
>>706422044
Please...just fuck prostitutes.
>>706421497
>>706421333
>>706429150
Ok thank you
I will tried it tomorrow when I buy groceries
>>706429446
Op here
i got a girlfriend so no need for that.
im doing this for fun and as a experiment
>>706422044
Absolute madman.
>>706429150
wasn't it cold though, like fucking a corpse?
>>706421333
nice trips, but it clearly has chlamydia and gonhorrea
>>706429594
the first seconds it was cold. but friction will do its job. was a little bit too thight first but got better after a little while. maby this is the closest thing to fucking a teen virgin.... but i did not want to pree heat it because of the risk of bacteria. this is also why i used beef and not pork or chicken. remember lube!
>>706424746
kek
>>706429780
haha. why would it have that? u can eat beef tartar so why not fuck it?
>>706422044
>>706429876
Op, please just go on bp, and get a hooker. At least you can murder them after. It's not like cops will look into it.
>>706430131
i got a gf so it is no need for that
>>706422044
Absolutely haram
>>706430290
>I got a gf, i don't need no hooker
>i do, however, need a slab of beef to fuck
>>706422044
What the fuck is going on?
Help?
>>706430473
everyone is experimental sometimes. and she is not here at the moment.
>>706421333
>meat juices dripping down
that slutty beef was totally asking for it
>>706422044
>10/03/16 11:41:13 /b/
>The day OP went all out
>>706422044
>>706430593
jk when i get a gf im gonna fuck some beef on the side too
>>706421588
>guests
>>706422044
>>706422044
>>706422044
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
>>706422044
This next op come on
>>706422189
you are a moron, 360° is just turning around and walking in to the derection of the person or object you where facing you fucking mental idiot.
>>706421333
That bloody well better be halal, mate
>>706431346
good god man. i pray i never get to this point
i fucked a vacation house's couch with saran wrap and lotion between the cushions when i was 15
they will never know
>>706421333
>>706422044
>>706430656
All in
>>706422044
when op actually fucking delivers
>>706424746
Kek
>>706425145
underrated post
absolutely astonishing
Not so long ago /b/ was good
>>706421333
How much of a low life do you have to be to resort to fucking a steak?
remember a couple weeks back when that faggot on reddit fucked a mcchicken and everyone lost their shit like it was the craziest thing they had ever seen?
this shit
this is just another day in the office on 4chan.
posting decade+ old futa porn for effect
>>706422044
Did you go out and buy the beef specifically for this purpose?
>>706421333
>>706422044
Make a webm for scientific reasons
>>706431877
>not including the salmonella reply
>adding gay porn
>not including any of my replies
0/10
>>706431657
D-dad?
>>706424746
>>706422770
but the meat isn't
>>706424746
I like you
>>706431877
Does someone else who is not shit want to create a screencap?
This guy is a fucking idiot and missed out all the good reply's
>>706422044
After you have nutted all over it, why not cook it and eat it?
Include me in the screencap
>>706422044
wtf, why????
>>706422044
Fuck man.
>>706425964
kys
Sooo OP, was it good?
>>706422044
Dubz of deliverance.
Rolling for webm
>>706429560
Edutainment!
>>706421333
fuck Hope Solo for less than 3$
>>706421811
Bruh that pussy was beat up if you think the shit normal
Please put me in the screencap
>>706421333
>>706422044
All hope is lost to this place darkness has consume this realm entirely
>>706431877
Shit tier.
Someone make a good one with the salmonella reply, without gay porn and include >>706434347
looks like half-chewed gum stuffed into an old pogs container... yeah that's close enough to the real thing
>>706421333
>>706424746
>salmon
>salmonella
>>706421333
you are so sad it hurts.
>>706421842
What are you, some kind of faggot?
>>706422044
>fucking it raw!
>>706421333
>>706421497
>>706422044
>>706421559
>>706424746
Glad /b/ was able to produce something of interest today. Needs some better screencaps though.
Its so under cooked even the OP Puts his penis in it!!!
>>706422044
Post again when your dick falls off.