Waifu claiming thread.
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>>706399373
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
Kyoubot can hug me with a gun.
>>706420060
>Kyoubot
This is safe ...
BUT FUCK EVERYBODY ELSE I'M STILL MAD ALSO STEAL FROM RAN
I need to get my heater over to this house.
>In SoCal
>Needing a heater
Fucking mornings man.
>>706420244
>
>>706420244
Stealing.
Claim
.
I see everything, and I see you guys are heretic when you're alone.
>>706420275
Not you Magodo. I like you. Even when you're lewd and I criticize.
>>706420318
Ran you nigglet.
>Best fox claimu
And now i have cake, all is well
>>706420503
I like you too, that's why I'm so disappointed.
>>706420473
Don't you fucking start with me you gazer I know you posted lewds before. I'm like the Kyoubot, except instead of all-seeing I'm All-Judging. (caps important).
>>706420514
>all is well
>
>>706420730
ceiling
>>706420655
Makoto, just let me be tonight, okay? With the drinking thing?
I want you to ridicule me left and right and keep me from the bottle ... but not tonight. I'm too beat up.
:
>>706420686
Proof or it never happened!
>>706420535
Neppygear a cute.
>>706420872
You're shit. You need magical powers.
>>706420853
Fine, but don't expect to get off easy next time!
Hi every one
I just now finished fapping two times per thirty minutes and got tired,lol
>>706420686
rood
>>706420939
Im fine
I wont get.
>>706421141
0/10
>>706421193
-0/11
>>706420894
akira a cute
>>706420894
I don't save your lewds savage harlot. That gif is okay though I kinda like it.
>>706420967
Remember when I said you have no investment in me yet you care?
Drinking is a disease. Beating it is a day by day thing. Something something and hopefully even my shallow example keeps you out of it.
>>706420995
You nigger twat I'll show you, and your crotchspawn, and your lording gap-hag.
>>706420970
Nice. What did you fap to?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8oCoObsxGg
>>706421451
I think you need to calm down
Have some milk and take a nap
>>706420970
You need to work your stamina, Sachi.
>>706421451
Well, it never happened then :^)
>>706421745
Is he actually drunk?
>>706421591
Amateur-taking videos
I won't admit the 3D-AVs… except amateur ones!
The professionally-taken ones are too artificial
>>706421451
Ya, what about it?
While you slipped today, I still believe you can beat it you know!
Also, my car addiction keeps me out of it plenty fine. Can't drive if drunk!
>>706421941
>3
>D
ARE YOU EVEN JAPANESE WTF NORMIE RIAJUU FAGGOT
>>706421941
I actually prefer the professional ones by far. I don't care if it's artificial when it has nice angles and looks as hot as possible.
>>706421745
SMELLS OF RAN
NO
Though I will mention I don't have audio output other than my Bluetooth so if you want me to listen to something, please say so explicitly.
ty hiroshimoot
>>706421876
It's probable
>>706422178
I haven't posted audio yet
What you really need is a nice warm bed
>>706422178
aaaand the image goes
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Back here.
>>706422339
I hate you so much ....
>like so much no matter how many language I type in that quotation mark of your hate and prejudice is still there
STEAL ROLL GO
>>706422141
>Riajuu normie
You think I am?Oh thank you NEET guy
Should the one who attends here be called "リア充"?
>>706422164
I see and you also make sense,for the masters of JAV have their own tastes and they strive to show them,which ends up as a high-quality JAV.
Hey What's today's topic?
>>706422670
you don't mean that
Claiming Felix
Good morning /waifu/
>>706422676
3DPD.
>>706422670
Drunk fairy is drunk. Go to bed.
>>706422460
Hi Nowaru, how is it going, hun?
>>706422855
Hello,what's up to you?
>>706422855
Good afternoon
>>706422676
Eastern and Asian professional porn has a bunch of differences though, I guess amateur is relatively similar.
What do you think of cosplay porn?
>>706422754
You are horrible and the Yakumo line should die. Please join our Diplomac\y game. Playdiplomacy dot com., game is Waifu Wars
Originally, you were someone I wanted to have a chief role here. Now, I feel you are like Mussolini but please join even though I hate you so much.
>>706422913
Hi hi NepNep, I'm okay, just going to chill for the rest of the day~
You?
Did I seriously miss sci again? I want to talk with you, faggot.
FUCK
>>706423207
I did join
And i'm...sorry?
for showing off my breast features
MAYBE
Shitposts are subjective.
>>706423100
>difference
difference between what?Eastern and western?
Cosplay av,especially amateur's one,is one of the most important my resources of fapping,the stuffs which say "this is amateur" are sometimes(usually) more or less edited by the professional though.
I recommend a good site,like I was taught some site
Look at
http://cosplayjav.pl
Mandatory update:
>>706420967
Yeah. All drinking is bad. It's calories! There is no logical way to make it okay. That's why it's a disease.
I can beat it. Need help though. The things you type actually matter to me, and have helped me stay away from the bottle in the past.
>>706423541
But I don't go outside.
>>706423309
Oh, nothing much, I've been with a common cold for a couple of days now.
>>706423391
>features
Fuck you also die.
Also fuck you and die.
t. Chen probably
>>706423770
Is that a compliment?
カラミチーマス
CLAIMED
>>706420060
>>706420141
>>706420473
>>706420514
>>706424124
can i have one?
I've stored new pics from pixiv…but they are too lewd to post here
Jap illustrators are full of obscenity!But I love them all the more for it!
This is barely legal…I hope
>>706423835
plz no more anger
>>706424124
How is Alice
>Baby come back, to the discord
>>706423775
>Lewd~
I hope it isn't too much annoying, I'm feeling the allergies instead.
>>706423490
That's a brilliant conclusion. Do you have a contrarian taste in shitposts?
>>706423537
Well, in Asian porn the girls make a lot of squeaks, I'd say the way they kiss is dirtier, then there's the blur commonly added to the genitals.
Finally we could say that you use a lot more toys in non-bdsm videos and the most popular kinks differ a bit too.
Thanks for that site, seems like a legit source of porn.
>>706424238
All good, that's a nice pic too.
>>706423972
That's were I learned how to perform meme magic.
>>706424124
>Jumping in
>Kissing 4
God damn get the silver bullets ready for this one!
>>706424238
2lewd2post here. B8, but hopefully nonproductive.
>>706424263
You don't know my H8!. Up until today, it was friendly. But today, it went overboard! Imma have dem tiddies, Imma get dat family!
>>706423636
The only time i see it as okay, is when it's with friends. Great stories always come of that!
Then I'll have to keep on you about it! I can't slack in that department either!
>>706424514
>2lewd 2post
>B8
Do you mean that lewd-haters have just allergic constitution for the lewd pics?
>>706424124
Hiya Alice! Slept well?
>>706424374
Oh, no, not at all, although, I should wear socks and not go around barefoot if I want to get better.
Seasonal allergies?
>>706424212
>>706424796
cheers!
im gonna leave now
>>706424263
Just stating class, bbl
>you have me added already
>>706424514
I did nothing wrong
>>706424788
I slept, that's all that can be said for it
Lecture time
Allergy is one of the most fucked-up syndromes in the world,particularly in that the cause of the disease is faults of our bodies
>>706424514
How could you want to ruin this?
>>706424983
But you aren't in the group chat anymore
>>706424708
This is good. My weakness is being abroad, so hopefully coming back to SoCal curbs that.
>>706424760
(You)
Nig.
>>706424796
Who are you, Ms. Quickfire?
>>706424788
Yep, you should~
Yeah, just seasonal thankfully. It'll be better in a week or so.
>>706425188
How could yellow monkey go black,poor-mind white snake?
>>706424983
Luck in class.
>>706425265
Tell me a story!
>>706425298
Worked
\didntwork\
you get it or dumb american
>>706425466
When a mommy and a daddy loves each other very much, that love becomes so big that it fills up mommy's stomach. And that becomes baby!
Shinoa claimed ',:)
I'll hang with you guys for a bit lol. Might come back later tonight though
>>706425188
>Back to SoCal
Then I can nag at you in person!
>>706425849
Pay attention to school, Smugs!
>>706425466
Never blaze and drink altogether, unless you really want to get wasted as fuck.
>>706426062
Don't you mean always?
Students in /b/,be ambitious!
(This phrase and speaker of this seems to be not familiar to the western.If you wanna look it up,go to google)
I'll take a shower so I must leave in a while
>>706425068
I don't like that or seems to replace the thread
Amongst other things
>>706425466
Thank you Nepu-Nepu
>>706426226
Unless, you want to get really wasted~
>>706426062
That's common knowledge, Noire, but I've been sticking to booze, haven't tried the devils lettuce yet.
>>706425849
M-mom, that's so lewd it made me feel a bit fussy.
Where is dad? :^(
>>706426272
School is for suckers.
>>706426361
No problemo.
>>706426506
There was once a Nepu and a Nowaru, drowning themselves into booze till the didn't remember anymore what they were doing. But, they still had a fun time.
The End.
>>706426503
Of course, it's more fun
>>706426687
A fun time? Do you mean, a regular fun time or a "fun" fun time?
Thread slowed down.
>>706426001
Make me
>>706426506
You know i like to mess with you from time to time but your father went to the grocery store. He'll be back!
Hopefully...
>>706427507
Slow thread is comfy thread, neppy
Delicious flat chest
>>706426715
Depends if you throw up or not.
>>706427507
I guess that having both was the best idea~ :3
>>706428406
Throwing up is just part of the experience though
>>706428034
Fug, you got me there.
>Playing this game
>I finally understand this image
>Makoto
Delicious flat chest in this thread
I think the marks are set in the wrong position.
>>706428406
How good is your alcohol resistance? Is your liver up to my level?
>>706428088
Nice.
>>706428034
But he's been in the grocery store for so many years :,^(
>>706428677
Only nerds throw up, you nerd.
Delicious flat chest.
>>706428924
When did i say i threw up?
>>706428924
I heard flat chests
>>706429076
>*whispers*
>You nerd.
>>706429089
Indeed, and delicious at that.
oh shit wheres the still here guy!?
>>706428677
Could be.
>>706428924
Depends, last time drinking session fucked up what I knew about my alcohol resistance. So I'm not sure anymore.
>>706429397
>*whispers*
>You bully.
>>706429089
But she's busty af in the show.
>>706429578
waddup`?
>>706428857
HAH
>wut game?
>out of class now at the mall with sister cause she wanted to go. I want to get the VR badly
>>706428924
It is nice. Gives you time to write post without the worry of thread speeding by
I know honey, I know :^(
>>706429089
>
>>706429397
>
So apparently I can die from this lab were doing. Yay for measuring current coming out the wall
>>706430018
I like this
>>706430186
>>706429863
>*whispers*
>I do it because I care about you anon-kun
>>706429578
Obviously not here, weird.
>>706429599
Oh oh! What did you had? I like rum and vodka! Actually, I like sweet drinks, I had whiskey mixed with energy drink, it was great!
>>706430099
We have eachother though, so there's nothing to worry about!
>>706430099
Recettear
Image fucking related!
>>706430345
>*whispers*
>You're such a meanie
Matoi Ryuuko claimed <3
>>706431393
why is the blade on the wrong side?
I've coooooome baaaaaaaaaack!
Claimed
>>706431139
>*Whispers*
>You know you're enjoying it, sweetheart.
>>706430345
Rasta friend pulled up a party, and I brought 4 bottles of wine, then I drank two of them, one white and one red. After that, I was still up, but I was hyperactive as fuck, I literally, couldn't stop talking.
All this between 9 and 11pm, then around 11:30pm, a friend of mine passed by, asked me if i wanted some weed as he asked to the others, I, obviously was too dead to actually care about my health, so...I rolled one, blazed it with everyone else, and then this guy pulls out a fucking bong around midnight.
He made me hit it, and then I basically found myself on the toilet between 00:30 and 02:30am.
That's the story.
>>706431139
Hey you're not me!
>>706432179
its a half of a scissor^^
>>706432762
He's not the real me, he's an impostor
>>706430345
Yes we do and that's all that matters, my little neppy <3
>
>>706430929
Never heard
>>706430842
Gorgeous
i hope you all die sucking on dick
>>706433038
Smug
>>706433189
So i wont die a virgin?
>>706432989
I keep forgetting that the part that looks like a blade, isn't
It's set up like any normal single edge sword
>>706432762
>*Whispers*
>It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again
>>706433189
On yours~
>>706420095
Nice choice.
Is Kill la Kill what I should watch?truely interesting?
I have to finish watching the grenragan beforehand…
>>706433241
you'll die a virgin in the sense that you only sucked dick but didn't put yours in a butt hole or vagina
>>706433305
naw i ain't a faggot
>>706433620
KLK depends on your sense of humor
>>706433189
That sounds like a really comical death.
>>706432854
Wine brought out feelsies in me, it was sad but it was okay.
>>706433022
Who? What?
>>706433296
>*Whispers*
>That sounds quite lewd and kinky, Ran-sama.
>>706433038
>~<3!
>>706433620
i enjoyed it a lot
its very funny and all the characters are great
i can recomend
>>706433773
yes you are
>>706433773
>sense of humor
It means that some like the KLK's scene of humor,others don't…right?
>>706433901
Understand
Do You guys watch Kamen rider?If so,Do you expect the new one,EX-AID-?
>>706433241
It has been a while
>>706433899
Whats up?
>>706434537
Has it? I thought i saw you yesterday or the day before briefly.
So it Continues.
>>706433899
>>706433038
You literally play Capitalism: The Game.
Buy low, sell high! Make that sik profit!
Guten Morgen, /waifu/.
>>706433899
honestly it does, like falling off a cliff to your inevitable demise
>>706433901
this is what grinds my gears when i see you
please stop lying about things about me
>>706434490
overall its humor where its just of the stupidity of the scene imo, but plot wise its kinda more creative and less generic than most animes, but yes the humor turns some away
>>706434634
TheRideNeverEndsSkeleton.jpg
>>706434537
hey smugaroo
>>706434734
Sounds like Eve, but without spaceships and spreadsheets.
So guys... are you masturbating to cartoons because you vote for Donald J Trump or did voting for him lead you to masturbate to them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b96-w5hKKwY
>>706434779
Grüß Gott.
>>706434734
Pawn Stars: The Game?
>>706434779
Morning Alice, how are you today?
>>706434634
Someone pull the plug
>>706434779
Morning
>>706434779
Good afternoon
>>706434886
Kinda! It's... not space rock mining simulator 2012.
>>706434939
Yep! Pawn Stars with a cute loli instead!
>>706434537
smuggie
how are you?
>>706434779
guten morgen, gut geschlafen?
>>706434782
heh, i know you better than you do yourself
>>706434908
this is a great vid
hey shiro
>>706434605
I go at 'night' threads mainly
>>706434734
Oh fuck lol
>>706434782
Hello
>>706434908
ist das hier shiro shiro oder ein neu freund?
>>706435158
I'm well myself. Sleepy since I didn't sleep til 4 and woke at 8. How are you, tsunny?
>>706435131
What's it called?
>>706434983
I pulled it. It won't die.
>>706433899
What happened..? If I may ask..
>>706435248
Well hello
>>706434782
I see
I prefer absurd and ridiculous humor and comedy to magnificent,lofty tragedy.
So I maybe take to it,like I am fond of Seitokai YakuinDomo,full of obscene humor manga!
Whether either of the candidates wins,my country will face unfavorable situations :(
>>706435248
>I was only 28 years old
>I loved Chen so much, I had all the screenshots and pictures
>I pray to Chen every night before bed, thanking him for the tumors I’ve been given becasue of him
>"Chen is an oldfag" I say; “Chen is totally not cancer”
>Fellow posters hear me and call me cancer
>I know they were just jealous of my devotion for Chen
>I called then newfags
>They bully me and sends me to go to reddit
>I’m crying now, I dont like reddit
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a smell is moving towards me
>It’s Chen
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my thread.”
>He grabs me with his tiny hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Chen
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>Its not even hurting, cause his dick is so small
>I cant feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water beacause he`s not deep enough
>I push against his force, but he falls casue he`s so puny
>I want to please Chen
>He screams in a mighty sperg-storm as he fills my butt with his cancer
>Other posters stare akwardly at us
>Chen looks them straight in the eyes and says “I was here first you newfags.”
>Chen leaves through the window
>Chen is an oldfag. Chen is totally not cancer.
>>706435131
Capitalism and lolis?
Sign me up.
>>706434782
>after tripping on a banana peel.
>>706434779
Hi Alice!
>>706434663
You know I love you anyway!
>>706434537
Oh, nothing much, lots of self loathing and comformism from my part lately, what about you, mommy?
>>706434779
Hello germany guy
I survived the lab
>>706434779
Was machst du denn hier
>>706435248
I was skeptical, but I'm actually enjoying it a ton!
>>706435431
Recettear. It's on Steam for $20, but has a free demo.
>>706435582
See above.
>>706435158
no you don't we only talk online you faggot
how has your day been anyways
>>706435248
how long have you been on here
also >>706435504
>>706435483
bassically, theres alot of ecchi also
you in the U.S.?
>>706435634
eggsacktely
>>706435702
What kind of lab?
Oh it seems that a lot of waifu-claimers are coming,is it around noon in the western?
It's 3:30 a.m. now here,the sleepiness is raiding me
>>706435365
that sucks, hope you dont have significant classes where you have to pay attention
im pretty okay actually had a very short monday
been chilling at home mostly
>>706435702
congrats
are you killing yourself now?
>>706435913
fuck you i will choke on your dick and you will like it gay boy
its been pretty good, school was nothing almost all classes got cancelled
yours?
>>706436101
It's about 2:30 pm for me
>>706436101
It's roughly 1130 - 330 in the states.
Expect the thread to explode here in the next two hours.
>>706436101
it's 20.33 p.m here (germany)
sleep tight
>>706435455
Oh, you never are really ok when you have depression, but I'm alright with it, I just had to drink a couple of glasses of rum and whiskey and I was back on my feet!
>>706435913
Sup sneaky snek.
>>706436101
its like 3 pm here in new brunswick
close enough
>>706436101
5:30 am for us Ausfags. I have to work at 7am so Im a special case, but we are starting to wake up.
>>706435158
Hey there, how's it going?
>>706435329
Shiro shiro. Wie läufts, Jibril?
>>706435504
I am sickened. But curious.
>>706434908
Gut geschlafen?
>>706434956
Morning, Illya. I'm doing just fine! Took some medicine for my migraine and am starting to feel better.
>>706434983
Hello there! Who might you be?
>>706435021
Ditto, Anon.
>>706435158
Ja, Ich schlief gut.
>>706435816
Entschuldigung?
>>706435635
Hallo, Fremder!
>>706435702
How'd it go? <3
>>706435473
Hi!
>bun
You know that 5 triggers me!
>>706435504
Wew
>>706435634
Done with school, went shopping with sister and played the VR. I want one. That is not okay, neppy
>>706435863
Because hustle?
>>706435913
Today or since I joined thread? I know. Wew lad
>>706436101
You should dude. 13:35 here
>>706436201
Just physiology chapter 16 intro. Thankfully. After thread, I'm taking a nap lol. Had fun? Cause time would fly by if you're having fun
>>706436201
no im not you
why they get cancelled
not sure if i should go to the bathroom since my new phone should be arriving about now
>>706436503 (You)(You)
erstmal
wieso haben sich deine bilder geändert?
und seit wann bist du wieder da?
>Wie läufts
das übliche
aufs wochenende warten und so
Claiming Holo.
>>706435634
And a "Hallo" to you, of course!
>>706436526
I'm yuuko
Less wonderful alice~
>>706436593
Sorry
>>706436758
Korbo*
>>706435634
>*Whispers*
>I love you too
That sounded better in my head
>>706436593
>only bun I have
>not even properly Rory
Just kill me now fam
last image lewd?
>>706436315
Oh...
Well, since I can say it, I feel you. Though I fell into the devil's lettuce pit instead of the alcohol one.
And I'm off to dinner, see you in a few NepNep~
>Noire
