Waifu claiming thread. Do whatever you want edition
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>706369947
NO LEWDS
>>706369991
you seem interesting
>>706369639
I just don't want to see you wasting life away being a drunky.
Drinking is fine, but when that's all you do in free time, I feel it needs to be addressed!
>>706369947
O-Oh...~
Jeez, you're making me want to go compile a list of crossplays I wanna do now.
>>706369991
Claiming all these beautiful grils, you can't tell me I can't because if I don't no one will
Erica claimed
>>706369639
There air plane engines. I know there getting another season.
>>706369947
Fun fun.
hihihi all!~
Koumefag still here.
>>706368813
Nice to meet you too. Just call me Koumefag for now. Might change it up once I get some kind of something working on my $500 paperweight of a laptop.
>>706368816
... Who even are you?
>>706368936
Oh Neppy, you're making a big mistake...
>>706369032
What do I get?
>>706369055
Nothing makes me happier than that feeling of intimacy a good cuddle provides.
Repost with image.
This thread is CERTIFIED.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k88Hj4dPtM
>>706370226
i wonder what kind of change that could be
>>706370175
Holy dicks the Tournament mode is actually challenging, the bots are on another level.
>I'M GONNA FIGHT FOR HONOR.
>>706370126
Kek, do it for glory.
>>706369944 (Smugga)
Kek.
>Top Senpai Get!~
>>706369932 (Tsun)
Thanks, I'll do my best to impress you!
>And impress senpai.
>>706370226
I am Akeno! Nice to meet you yes yes
>>706369932
(discount tsundere~chan)
yeah bb
>>706370102
interesting?
>>706370172
ONE OF THEM ONLY
>>706369490
Lay em on me my man.
>>706369944
Decent night?
>>706370226
Why? ~<3
>>706369944
It's just that, it's one of my kinks :,^(
I activate my waifu card to claim her!
>>706370439
You ain't the boss of me
>>706369639
I'm not doing it as long as you don't do it either.
Worry not.
>>706370198
Hello there, anon.
>>706369991
>chain lurk pics
I just realized how people don't do that anymore.
Not that I'm complaining.
>>706370478
Whoops
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>lewd edition part 3
>>706369613
Mmm~
>Don't stop
>>706369649
Night night
>>706370087
>W E W
>>706370339
Hello Akeno. Glad you're still here
>it said the reply to betty was sent, but it didn't pop up
Okay 4chan
Might play some vermintide or this war of mine again
>>706370630
Me too, Im not scared off yet!
>>706370630
weeeeeeeeeeeew ;3
>>706370687
>This War Of Mine
Gud shit.
Dubs will confirm let Nonon free!
>>706370886
rektangle.
>>706370336
For Glory!
>>706370722
So does that mean more akeno lewds?
>>706370746
You like?~
>>706370439
you remind me a bit of the one i love
>>706370226
I miss it
>>706370336
>off by 3
How to get qt senpai into anime?
>>706370446
Yeah. Watching GATE to get me sleepy. It's interesting to keep eyes open but the cool weather is closing them. One more ep and bed time
>>706370478
>>706370580
No I've been a bad mother :(
I didn't raise you right
>i know which images to choose on the captcha every time
>>706368418
hikage from senran kagura
>>706368441
do i now
>>706368467
anytime juvia
>especially for you
>>706368695
i know but not win enough
same as earlier, kinda boring
>>706369240
but isn't tomo a slut, or wass she a whore
>>706369291
(you)
>>706367708
have you showed her tekken, imo its the closest to soulcal out of most major fighting games
>melee
>>706369310
>friend didn't understand but she did
wew lad talk about hitting a gold mine
>bots aren't hard anymore
cpus always get easy in any game once you know combos, in skull girls the cpus don't do resets and full combos so the y get easy
>>706370515
Yes I am
Now go to your room to reflect on your heresy
>>706370542
It stopped being kool :(
>>706370642
>>706371028
:o
>>706366990
What console you play?
>Sorry I disappeared, went to store and mcdonalds
QOTT: who's ready for Halloween? Post halloween pics or smugs. If you have neither, I accept cute as well
I am
>>706371006
I like Juvia and I still haven't seen fairy tail. Would it be a waste of time?
I mean I've already seen 3000 anime, 1500 manga and one light novel
>>706370306
I dunno, whatever I feel like. For now, I have to order a new hard drive (or maybe an SSD instead) for the piece of shit. The current Seagate drive in the thing is completely boned, I can't install anything onto it.
>>706370339
Call me Koumefag. Or just Koume.
What's going on with you?
>>706370446
>JDM S13 Silvia
If I didn't blow up the SR20 that I swapped into my USDM S14, I'd totally sell it to get one of those...
Don't do big turbo with stock internals...
>>706370478
Imma smack your bitch ass up if you keep doing that "Owo what's this?" Shit.
>>706371222
Heres yuno in Homu's outfit.. and a labcoat for some reason
>>706370336
Hmmm, fine. This list could get very long if I really go at it...
>>706370446
Will do once at work.
>>706371222
>Implying I'm not ALWAYS ready for Halloween
>>706371272
>Very talkative
>Knows cars
This isn't my normal Koume.
>Big turbo with stock internals
What did you think was gunna happen?!
>>706370982
For The Fatherland!
>FUCKIN YOSHIMITSU HARDCORE FIGHTING ME
>TRADING BLOCK CLASHES N SHIT
Fugg
>>706371054
So whatcha gotta do is introduce her to that normie pleb tier shit, depending on her personality, starting with Slice Of Life/Cute anime might be pretty gud, or if she's interested in dramatic tv shows, get her into that good ol Clannad feelstrain. Just gotta find something that'll fit with her personality, it'll click and she'll be like "I need moar."
>>706371063
We played Tekken tag at this arcade, and I played some Tekken 4 with her once.
>>706371222
I'm ready!
>I'm mostly gonna fuck around with my kohai and drive to different hoods to mess with kids.
>Its gonna be lit
>Senpai might come.
>>706371191
You mean this room
>>706371482
But, For Glory. ^^
>>706371218
PS4
>>706371222
TRIPS YOU FREED NONON AND SHE GIVES THANKS!
>>706371191
but i dont think i love you yet
maybe if you play your cards right... [roleplay wink]
>>706371272
i dont know what to say
i cant into technology
sorry :\
>>706371492
Hit him with the chair!
>>706371054
Is it really that bad that I'm into spanking, mum?
>>706371272
Owo what's that? A threat? ;^)
>>706370126
You care. That means quite a bit.
>>706370175
Your uniform needs to cover that! That's unprofessional.
>>706370226
No lewds. You get that.
>>706371492
>those hips
JEEZUS MAYNE
Clamining this autistic tard as my waifu here~
>>706370226
How many of you guys are different from the claimers we already know?
>>706371063
Mmm~
Always have the best lewds
>>706371252
I mean i love it, most people don't feel the same but it's still good. 277 episodes it'll keep you busy for a bit but if you like rave master or something along those lines you'll like Fairy Tail
>>706371562
Wew
>>706371615
WEW
>>706371615
I'll hit him with my shield!
>Its super effective
>He got fucked up.
>>706371643
Eru got the best child bearing hips.
>
>>706371562
Oh good, I'm looking to form my own clan.. my current clan (tho founded with irl bros) is going to shit
>>706371191
Here's another pic of my room
>>706371749
just got start one rave master and it seem childish like monster rancer
>>706371643
Witches dont wear pants.
Also nice face.
>>706371749
He he
>>706371806
Good enough. <3
>>706371645
nice
She's here, and she has coffee
>>706372008
please no coffee, it's late. i have to go to work in like 6 hours
>>706371749
Fairy Tail's story is pretty good but the poor animation always ruins combat scenes for me :/
>>706371812
Why is going to shit? If you don mind.
>>706371749
Your lewds remind me of one thing. Japanese people in general don't understand tit physics. They can't draw them correctly, animate them, make figurines of them, or even 3d them correctly, much less realistically.
>>706371806
Yes. I think my waifu would agree.
>>706371882
>Nice face
Yeah well, nice eyes. Yeah.
>>706372008
Who is this? Nice pic.
>>706372106
Go to bed, Mavis. Not cause we want to get rid of you, but you should sleep before work.
>>706371536
>>706371862
yes that room
>>706371608
i already love you [I'm going to kill myself wink]
here
and
got distracted by a game
>>706371608
Hello. You said you wanted to talk to me at some point?
>>706372268
a cute
>>706371882
For you <3
>>706372260
Kek.
>>706372177
They don't take the game very seriously and have their head far up their ass to do things right, I gotta do everything myself
Idk why they even bother playing, they'll drop this soon as BF1 is released or once hard mode is said and done
>>706371222
>>706370542
Ta-Tadaima!
>>706372268
wow this is the fastest thats ever happened to me
>>706372404
indeed i did
tell me your story
>>706371448
Good
>>706371492
She likes horror movies..
>>706371562
You're welcome nonon
>>706371636
Oh no! I wasn't expecting you to enjoy it! You're not supposed to enjoy punishment neppy! That means a my hands must be involved. And I slap pretty hard~
>I know you're a maschosist
>>706372260
>Go to bed, Mavis. Not cause we want to get rid of you, but you should sleep before work.
i will likely be up for another hour, but thanks for the concern
>>706372348
tell me something interesting
>>706371054
Yeah...
Me too...
>>706371222
Is this spoopy enough for you?>>706371482
I honestly dunno, seeing as I was barely running any boost when shit blew up. This is my first turbocharged car I've ever owned, and stock turbos on the SR20DET's suck.
I'm getting the motor rebuilt right now, forged internals and all other supporting mods. Probably not gonna have the car back for a couple weeks. Even once I get the fucker back, I'm gonna have to go through that annoying break in process before I can get it tuned again.
I'm a weird Koume... Just go with it.
>>706371608
No worries, it's not everybody's thing.
>>706371636
BITCH! I AIN'T DOING THIS SHIT WITH YOU
>>706371646
I've been on here before under a different claim, but that was months ago... I dunno if anyone else claimed her before me.
>>706372348
Sounds like you need a bigger processor.
>>706372415
You Know! Are you getting BF1? Also, I missed what game the bad clan you were talking about was in.
Which anon was the one who was learning hiragana and katakana? Are they here?
>>706371054
Haven't seen it, haven't seen anything in awhile. Sounds chill though, sleep well when you do.
>>706371272
Rest in Peace. Maybe someday further down the line?
>>706371482
Understood.
>>706371222
Gonna get some candy to pass out, but in reality just eat it all.
>>706372571
Ooooooooooooboi
Get her into some spooky anime. Like fuggin Corpse Party.
>>706371862
Fairy Tail is better then rave master. It's similar but a lot better to me. So that's why i say if you like rave master you'll like Fairy Tail
>>706371882
Don't stop at just one~
>>706372114
The 2014 animation is pretty trash. The original series was good. The new series should be better then 2014's
>>706372260
Tough to find a high quality lewd
>hope this one is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RgYDaP-XqI
>>706372621
are you working/studying in computer science or anything
>>706372521
Kill yourself.
>>706372528
My story? Eh, it's not the most vivid of tales. I'm just a dude on the internet I guess.
>>706371492
thats good, keep it up
>>706371749
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>706371222
>
>>706372415
I needed that gif, cuz pink hair is great ya know. Sorry to hear, im mainly grinding strike so I dont get one shotted when I do the raid.
>>706372260
Thanks.
>>706372412
For you <3
>>706372760
None for you
>>706372521
Well, it's been a slow night, but you're already here.
I'm glad.
How are you doing, Togame?
>>706372577
i dont know what kind of things you like
>>706372670
yeah it ran poorly so something needs to be better
>>706372836
theres more to it, go on!
unless you really really dont want to
>>706372760
Ok and I'll finish it later untill I finsish The Walking Dead.
I just started watching the walking dead yesterday I put it aside because I thought it would suck as a zombie series
>>706372621
Well, there was, and they hated me for a reason I still can't figure out. Might I ask who you claimed before?
>>706372955
tell me anything you find interesting.
>>706372670
Eh.. the beta left me with a bad taste in my mouth but I likely will cancel my FFXV for BF1 cause fuck square for pusjing it back
Destiny is the game my clan is being shit at
>>706372874
I did the raid at 245 light level. I didn't die alot but it did hurt ALOT when getting hit. Guess my evasion is just good
Back from shower
Jesus threads move so fast this time of day
What did I miss?
>>706372926
It's very early morning for me, I'll probably won't be here for long. I'm very fine I can say.
How you doing yourself? How's your health concern?
>>706373055
I could go on, if you really wanted me to. What part of me do you wanna know about?
>>706373247
Hey, thats pretty good tho
>>706372571
Punishment feels good because, "mommy does it because she loves me"
Will I end up with a vibrant red cheeks?>>706372621
~<33
>>706372847
Mmmm~ don't stop now
>>706372898
Don't be a party pooper
>>706373101
I mean personally I'd skip rave master and go right to Fairy Tail cause they're similar but fairy tail is a lot better
>>706373569
whichever part you are most proud of
>>706373216
well british tanks have had the ability to make tea in them since 1945
>>706373256
the normal stuff really. glad to have you back
>>706372687
Maybe. Either that or wait for the S15's to become import legal in the States.
>>706372777
No, I'm actually a graphic design student. I just know techie stuff because nobody else did and I was always the one who had to fix things in my family.
>>706373206
A bleach blonde assassin known only as Canaan. And then I fucked off for months because personal reasons.
>>706373671
Lewd
>>706372621
Currently talking to this one qt right now. Won't miss my chance. You?
>yes it is. Almost gave me a heart attack
>>706372687
I love it right now. Always had that kind of fantasy: modern and medival fantasy comes together
>>706372716
Only 'horror' I've seen is Another
>umbrellas
>shivers
>>706372847
A cute!
>>706373206
Bun cat!
>>706373616
And it's tough love. Very tough love~
You'll be sore for a few days so do get ready!
>
>>706372955
I meant for you, Tomobot.
>>706372412
This is the perfect near-lewd. It's suggestive, but not overt.
>>706373247
A lot of people in my office play Destiny, but grinds are something I can't abide. Yeah, I used to BF4 hard, and my friends from that were upset with the BF1 beta (tanks). Dice really made a solid game with BF4, so I hope that comes back. Crashes and all, still one of the best FPS.
>I was a helicopter master. I will miss that.
>>706373786
Small whale or big Shizuru? Will we ever know?
>>706373811
that's what i'm talkin about
>>706373897
2pooky
Good night guys, the short haired lover
>>706373696
I'm a decent cook I guess and I've been living on my own for the past 3 years or so.
I'm pretty proud about those things
>>706373992
Fairly sure it's a catfish.
>im getting into the less lewd part of the folder
>>706373247
hey you know
FF has been dead since 10 from what i hear both gameplay and story wise
still having trouble in destiny
>>706373256
everything
>>706373671
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>706373944
A beauty
>>706373992
Glad to see, you didn't just shoot down the title violently like most people. XD , I guess im just to the grind.
>>706373992
I think that is a fish, a catfish at that.
>>706373944
God damn.
>
>>706373992
well im not a bot
>>706374049
glad you liked it
>>706373897
hm , thats neat
what do you do for fun
>>706374186
ever impressed a girl with your cooking?
>>706373786
boat
>>706373256
Hey tsun
>>706373602
My idiot friends can't appreciate that.. they ignore the fact I'm typically the last one alive before wipe, I don't die from adds, the boss's insta kill is what fucks me
>>706373992
I'm used to the grind, I came from Runescape afrerall (and still playing)
I liked BF4, idk why people think it's shit, while I do like BF3 over 4, I don't think 4 is a shit game
>>706374091
Good night
>>706374258
I played XIII for it's design (and lighting was my vidya waifu), I sorta followed XV's development since Versus XIII cause it plays like kingdom hearts
>>706374351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3J8KLDtWSk
Couldn't help it
>>706373944
Another is pretty spoopy
>Also kinda cute sometimes.
>>706373992
Rad.
>>706372898
<3~
>>706372847
Will do boss!~
Anyway, I'm heading to bed. Night ^^
>>706373909
You know it
>>706374091
Night night
>>706374258
Thank god
>i don't know what I'd do with out my hikage lewds
>>706374595
Hello cutie slutty maid. What're you up to?
>>706373944
I was dating this guy for a few months, but my life always got in the way of things we wanted to do, and eventually we just drifted apart. I still have feelings for him and all, and I want to try our relationship again now what my life is a bit less of a trainwreck, but I'm not entirely sure how I should go about doing that when we haven't spoken to each other in about two months...
>>706374049
It's time to reap!
>>706374573
Video games, Netflix and... Blowing up the engine in my car because I'm an idiot... Yeah... I'm getting the motor rebuilt though, and it's gonna be able to take more abuse once it's done and once it's been broken in a bit.
>>706374573
I've had a couple of them over since last year or so, all of them pretty underwhelmed by me, but if I had to guess, i'd say they enjoyed my cooking at least.
What about you? What's your story?
>>706373811
Glad to be back
Even for the short amount of time I will be here
How did your Sunday go?
>>706374258
Noooooooooo
Care to fill me in?
>>706374622
Hey you know
How are things
>im back
My wife won the game
>>706374792
Night <3
>>706373897
Whichever one comes first, and is more convenient.
>>706373944
Really does sound good, and hear it did well. Might see it, later on. Much later on.
>>706374622
You also play runescape to? Oldschool or RS3? (I'm Oldschool). And Yeah Im used to the grind, but they fact that you are trying well enough to stay alive and to do what you can, should be appreciated.
>>706371643
Why wouldn't I care?
>>706371547
FOR GLORY!
>>706372621
Always get forged if running boost and it's a non-stock turbo. Even if it's not a lot. Otherwise shit blows up.
>Weird
Please, you're someone that I can talk to about cars! That's a good thing!
>Try to stop by auto store and pick up a brake light
>Close at 10
>It's 10:10
FUCKING JUST
>Get fast food instead
>>706375020
>I want to try our relationship again now what my life is a bit less of a trainwreck
Well you know what they say a good start is half the battle
Claiming best girl.
>>706374885
watching meme compilations at 6am to cure my crippling depression
What about you?
So where are you folks gonna go if this place is deleted?
Also, hi.
>>706375064
Doing better after some mcnuggies and talking to my babe, you?
>>706375254
Oldschool baby, (rarely RS3)
Yeah they're all HURR GRIND UR LITE LEVUKL UP LOL, like fuck off nigga I'm a hell lot better than any of them are and I play longer
>>706375393
Why not both?
>>706373897
>Looked it up, the waifu's name is literally the name of her anime.
Good lord, that plot sounds really confusing.
>>706373944
I don't know what to call a mix between a rabbit and a cat! A Cabbit, perhaps?
Now i'm asleep
>>706375064
really quiet and lonely
>>706375602
That's lewd
>>706374258
Good. No lewds makes me happy!
A stunning woman
>>706374391
>
>>706374792
I don't know any other. The OST for Another is so beautiful. The only cute part was the dancing, mei making a sandcastle, her joking, and and the octopus thing
>>706375020
Cliche as it sounds but I just leave a "hey hope you're doing well and all. I know we haven't been talking much but I hope you're doing fine" or some thing . Hope the dude is nice enough to reply back and take a conversation from there and slowly build back up. What was once lost can be found again
>>706375231
I only did it for rory cause M'smugger. But I love it now. Especially a qt name shino kuribayashi
>>706375564
Yes. You're my cabbit! <3
>>706375417
You know Sachi, we kinda sound alike. Do you hate yourself as well?
>>706375489
Oh well, I actually have a few communities I go around, so that's that.
>>706375541
>l-lewd
Also [spoiler] yes [/spoiler]
>>706375865
She's so cute guys.
>>706374792
Night Eru!
>>706374226
>>706374391
Catfish don't look like that. Whale sharks are fish, not mammals.
>>706374351
I didn't. I really wanted to play! I loved the Borderlands series. When I heard about the grinds and drops ... I started to shy away.
>>706374530
beep boop <3
>>706374622
I think a lot of people hated BF4 for the crashes. That's just egregious to have a game crashing on a console (was a 360 fag).
>>706375101
Hi Tali. What game?
>>706375304
Caring is a burden. One most people will accept, but it means more to me than you, maybe. Just thanks, because you're not required to.
>dials
I HATE how American cars don't always have oil pressure or voltage!
>>706375816
I like this picture. That doesn't mean I accept any of your shenanigans, Syndra.
>>706375756
>>706375772
Lewds are the best
>>706375525
Hello yuno chan
No One beats ononoki
>>706375981
they're nice
>>706375962
Munchkin was the game
>>706375960
>>706375525
Oldschool yeah!!! And my "friends" do the same.
>>706375865
Welcome to /b/. Fool.
>>706375772
Go get the belt ~<3
>>706376125